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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:03,202 It's time to blast off with the Orville. 2 00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:05,971 -Is that a beer? -I'm nervous. It's a new ship. Want to make a good impression. 3 00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:07,940 It's 9:15 in the morning. 4 00:00:07,942 --> 00:00:09,808 Catch all-new episodes Thursdays. 5 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,477 And check out our other fox programs... the gifted, 6 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:13,545 ghosted, and family guy. 7 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:14,580 Oh, my god! 8 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,714 Only on fox. 9 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,038 - Hey, man. - Oh, hey, ed. What's up? 10 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,439 Hey, it's after shift. I was gonna see 11 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:41,540 if you want to get a beer. 12 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,975 Oh, I-i totally would, 13 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:44,643 but I'm all jammed up here. 14 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,412 Oh, all good. Just figured I'd check. 15 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:49,114 Jammed up. Like, I'm in my jammies. 16 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:50,149 Yeah, no, I-i got it. 17 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,383 - Just making sure. - All right, cool. 18 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,818 - Have a good sleep. - Will do, brother. 19 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,953 All right. 20 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:58,257 Hey, captain, what's up? 21 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,492 Hey, John, I was just seeing what you were up to. 22 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,227 I was thinking about grabbing a drink in the mess hall. 23 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:05,397 Oh. Well, man, that-that's really nice of you, 24 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,133 - but right now is not-not the best time. -Oh. 25 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:09,635 That's all good. No worries. 26 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:10,869 John, who is it? 27 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,638 Oh, captain. 28 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,506 Ensign turco, hey. 29 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,308 - Uh, listen, I'm sorry to bother you guys. -Hey, no. 30 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,143 It's all right. It's all good. 31 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:20,813 Do you want to come in and have a drink with us? 32 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:22,714 You know, I just remembered 33 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:23,982 I have an early morning tomorrow, so I... 34 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,717 - Oh, dang, that's a shame. - Okay. 35 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,219 - Yeah. - Hmm. -Yeah, dang. 36 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,321 - Hey, get those zs, though. - I will. 37 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,756 - Okay. All right. - Okay. -I will. 38 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,558 - Good night. - Yeah. 39 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:40,332 Captain. 40 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,167 Is there a problem? 41 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:43,735 Oh, there's no problem. 42 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,037 I was just seeing what you're up to. 43 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:46,939 Am I suspected of some misdeed? 44 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:48,407 No, bortus, 45 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,008 for god's sake, this is a social call. 46 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:52,010 I-I just wanted to see if you wanted to have a drink. 47 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:55,948 Klyden and I have just put topa to bed. 48 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:59,518 You are welcome to join us for a glass of opsadda. 49 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,920 Whatever that is, sounds great. 50 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,998 Thanks. 51 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,733 It is aged nine years. 52 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:17,236 The perfect duration for good opsadda. 53 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:20,038 Man, if it, uh, looks like this going in, 54 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,074 I'm afraid of what it looks like coming out. 55 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:23,842 Opsadda does not come out. 56 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:26,211 It grows into a parasite within the body. 57 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,080 The sensation 58 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:31,116 is intensely pleasurable. 59 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:33,018 Mmm. 60 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:37,656 Hmm. 61 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,591 That's excellent. 62 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:42,828 So, um... 63 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,830 What do moclans do for fun off duty? 64 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,832 Do you guys play, like, board games 65 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,000 or anything like that? 66 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:50,102 There is a popular moclan game 67 00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:52,871 called latchkum that we play from time to time. 68 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,273 Oh, well, break it out. Show me. 69 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,708 I do not believe you would enjoy it. 70 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,278 - It is not for humans. - Come on. You know what? 71 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,146 There's so much I don't know about your culture. 72 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:03,048 I-I want to... I want to learn. 73 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:07,052 I will pass the latchkum to you, 74 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:09,121 then you pass it 75 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:11,056 to whomever you wish as quickly as possible. 76 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,058 All right. 77 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:22,367 So, what, does this just go on 78 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,603 until somebody... 79 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:25,971 - Latchkum! - Latchkum! 80 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:52,130 Hey. You awake, too? 81 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,999 Yeah. Can't sleep. 82 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,667 They were wrong about the opsadda. 83 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,069 It does come out. 84 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:58,570 - What? - Nothing. 85 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,105 My god, what happened to your hand? 86 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:02,140 Oh, this. 87 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,376 I was playing a moclan game with bortus. 88 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,979 What's insane is apparently I won. 89 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:08,513 You should go down to sickbay and get that fixed. 90 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:10,349 The explanation for how this happened 91 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:12,317 is not something I want on file. 92 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:14,152 I was gonna ask you to borrow a dermoscanner 93 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,421 from Claire tomorrow and smuggle it to me. 94 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,856 No problem. 95 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,224 Hey, do you feel like going down 96 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:20,859 to the mess hall for a late one? 97 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:23,262 Sure. 98 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:26,665 Oh, god. 99 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,967 That is a lot better than bortus' poo drink. 100 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,038 Oh. 101 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,040 The mess hall on a weeknight. 102 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,175 It's actually really pretty when it's empty like this. 103 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:40,178 Yeah, it is. 104 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,581 You know, I've been doing a lot of thinking 105 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,683 since darulio was on board. 106 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,885 So have I. 107 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,053 You have? 108 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,221 Yeah. 109 00:04:49,223 --> 00:04:51,056 I mean, he basically implied 110 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:53,892 that it was the retepsian pheromone that made you... 111 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:54,926 I know. 112 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,095 Right? And so that means... 113 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,598 Maybe it wasn't really your fault. 114 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,833 I guess we'll never know for sure, 115 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:05,070 but that's generous of you to say. 116 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,272 No, it's not. 117 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,609 My motives are completely selfish. 118 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:11,977 Really? 119 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,379 I, um... 120 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,915 I miss you. 121 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,452 And, you know, I was lying in my quarters tonight, 122 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,454 and I was thinking to myself, 123 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:26,325 "man, I have been lonely this past year." 124 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:28,293 And I-i had just gotten 125 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:31,063 so used to putting you out of my mind 126 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:32,564 that I just never even considered 127 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,066 getting back together. 128 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:36,268 And then that happened. 129 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:40,105 Do you... Want to get back together? 130 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:43,875 What do you say we do a date this week? 131 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:46,411 Like a... like a real date, like we used to do. 132 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:49,815 I think that's a wonderful idea. 133 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,550 Good. So do I. 134 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:55,954 Whoa. Easy. We're moving 135 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,956 into uncharted space tomorrow. You don't want to be hungover. 136 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,825 Call it a celebratory drink. 137 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,727 All right. Screw it. Let's do this. 138 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,007 I'll never get used to that sight. 139 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:18,543 An uncharted star that's just waiting for us 140 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,145 to come along and discover it. 141 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,780 It's amazing, isn't it? 142 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,281 It's really bright. 143 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,350 Isaac, can you reduce the illumination on the viewer? 144 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:28,253 Reducing illumination by 20%. 145 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,089 Captain, 146 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,191 I am picking up some unusual readings. 147 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,027 It is a distortion of some kind. 148 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,496 Coming from the star? 149 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:38,630 Negative. 150 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,165 It appears to be emanating 151 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,933 from beyond the star's photosphere 152 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,136 in open space. 153 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:46,138 Do... um... 154 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:47,406 C-could you... 155 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,207 Do you mind shutting off that beeping, please? 156 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,709 Oh. Yeah, sorry. 157 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,043 Oh, thank you. 158 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:54,079 These readings are most unusual. 159 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,515 It appears to be a spatial anomaly, 160 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,884 but scanners cannot clearly process it. 161 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,485 Captain, I would like to take a shuttle 162 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,354 to investigate at closer range. 163 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:04,723 Or we could just 164 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,691 come back tomorrow and see if it's still here. 165 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:09,161 This could be a find of some importance. 166 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:11,329 It would be foolish to squander the opportunity. 167 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:12,998 It's fine. I'll go with you. 168 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,132 Gordon, you're with us. 169 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,934 Uh, bortus, have chief lamarr 170 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,102 take the helm. 171 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,037 Kelly, no unnecessary risks. 172 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,873 - All right? Give it a wide berth. - Don't worry. 173 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,942 We'll make it quick. 174 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:37,489 Approaching the coordinates of the anomaly. 175 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,957 Okay, slow us down. 176 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,358 Aye, sir. 177 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,027 Commander, these readings 178 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,796 - do not make any logical sense. - What do you mean? 179 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,064 It is almost as if the fabric 180 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,200 of space itself is... 181 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:51,903 Lieutenant, what is it? 182 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,438 Commander, this can't be right. 183 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,373 It's atmosphere. 184 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,875 That's impossible. We're in space. 185 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,176 Not anymore. 186 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,713 My god. 187 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:02,981 What is that? 188 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,449 It is a planet. 189 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:06,051 I know it's a planet. Where the hell did it come from? 190 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,720 - It just appeared. Out of thin air. - Captain, 191 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:11,122 I'm picking up a signal from the shuttle. Audio only. 192 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:11,122 Put 'em on. 193 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,225 Shuttle to Orville. 194 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:14,493 We've lost partial helm control. 195 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:16,127 Unable to stabilize. 196 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,029 We're gonna try to set down somewhere if we can. 197 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,201 Where the hell are we? 198 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:41,079 This is not the day for a hangover. 199 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,380 Orville to shuttle. 200 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,149 - You guys okay? - Uh, yeah. 201 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,650 We're a little banged up, but we're okay. 202 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:47,652 What happened? 203 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,588 Captain, it appears the instantaneous transition 204 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,022 from vacuum to atmosphere 205 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,358 caused an overload in the engine core. 206 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,859 I believe lieutenant Malloy and I 207 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,361 can repair it within the hour. 208 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,996 - You're sure? - Yes, captain. 209 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,998 All right. We'll keep this channel open just in case. 210 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,567 Bortus, begin multispectral scans. 211 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,169 I want to know everything there is to know 212 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,804 about that planet and where it came from. 213 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,072 Aye, sir. 214 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,551 I'm gonna take a look around. 215 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:20,752 Don't leave without me, huh? 216 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,388 - We'll be here. Oh, hey, commander... -What? 217 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,557 Please don't tell anybody how much I screamed 218 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:27,225 when I thought we were gonna crash. 219 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,754 Grayson to shuttle. 220 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,155 Malloy here. 221 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,658 There are life-forms on this planet. Humanoid. 222 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,393 I see a village in the distance. 223 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:02,994 You're kidding. 224 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,262 It looks like bronze age-level development, 225 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,797 but it's hard to tell. 226 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,999 I'm gonna try to get a closer look. 227 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,601 Commander, I remind you to use caution. 228 00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,069 Any contact with a culture 229 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,237 - that primitive... - Yeah, I know. 230 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,039 Cultural contamination. I don't need you 231 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,540 to remind me of the rules. 232 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,076 I am merely attempting to be helpful, commander. 233 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,411 There is no need to be... 234 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:22,814 What does captain Mercer call it? Pissy. 235 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,716 I won't let them see me. 236 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,718 Grayson out. 237 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,208 Oh, my god. 238 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:54,079 Are you okay? Can you hear me? Are you okay? 239 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,748 Hey. Hey. Can you hear me? Are you okay? 240 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,885 Wait! Please, wait. 241 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,222 I'm not gonna hurt you, I promise. 242 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:07,292 My name is Kelly. 243 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,260 Kelly. 244 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,030 I want to help. 245 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,065 That's a pretty nasty cut you have there. 246 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,934 Will you let me fix it? 247 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,273 I can use this to make it better. 248 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,978 That's right. It's okay. 249 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,647 Come on. 250 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,916 See? It's nothing scary. 251 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,985 Watch. 252 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,820 It's okay. 253 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,164 See? 254 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,799 All better. 255 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,571 Oh, crap. 256 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,340 Feel better, honey. Time for me to go. 257 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:03,181 Kel-ly... 258 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:19,130 well, we've got one hell of a mystery on our hands here. 259 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,598 How do you want us to handle this? 260 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,600 You'll remain in orbit another 72 hours 261 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,935 to continue scanning. 262 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,770 If we're still in the dark after that, 263 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,405 we'll send a science vessel to relieve you. 264 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,773 All right. Thanks, admiral. 265 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,141 Ozawa out. 266 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,644 Why didn't you tell her? 267 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,913 You helped out a kid, that's all. 268 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,115 And cultural contamination 269 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,584 of a society that undeveloped is a serious charge. 270 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,386 I just don't want to have to come visit you in prison. 271 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,088 Really? You wouldn't want to visit a women's prison? 272 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,490 You're right, I'll call her back. 273 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,726 Ed. You didn't have to do that. 274 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,062 What I did was stupid and careless. 275 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,031 And you shouldn't have to cover for me. 276 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,233 Look, 277 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:58,236 union policy would've had you leave that kid to die. 278 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,271 Just to avoid cultural contamination. 279 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,040 I think you did the right thing. 280 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,976 And you got out of there as quick as you could. 281 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,213 I just forgot to include it in my report. 282 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:12,150 Well, I owe you one. 283 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,652 We still owe each other a date. 284 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,663 Okay, it's officially been 12 hours. 285 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,332 Isaac, you have to have something. 286 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,968 Negative, captain. There is still nothing in the scans 287 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,136 to offer insight into the planet's origin. 288 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,239 We should get, like, a monopoly game going or something. 289 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,640 Is this too many people? 290 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,308 I will fetch the latchkum. 291 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,144 No! No, no. We-we'll-we'll just sit here. 292 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,847 Captain! 293 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,350 The planet just disappeared. 294 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,153 What the hell is going on here? 295 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:52,056 Sir, I may have a theory. 296 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,158 I believe what we have encountered 297 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,995 is a planet locked in a multiphasic orbit. 298 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,497 Okay, let's pretend I don't know what that is. 299 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,000 - Do you know what that is? - I do not. 300 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,068 - So we could just say that. - Thanks, buddy. 301 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,036 Isaac, what is it? 302 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,738 A multiphasic orbit 303 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,540 has only been hypothetical up until this point. 304 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:13,144 A planet orbits a star, but its orbit is divided 305 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,680 between two universes, ours and another. 306 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,016 - Well, that's trippy. - What about the star? 307 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,785 The star itself, or one closely comparable, 308 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,554 would need to exist in both universes for the planet 309 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,923 to retain a stable environment. 310 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,025 Since there are humanoid life-forms there, 311 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,127 we can assume that is the case. 312 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,629 Well, so what now? I mean, how do we follow the trail? 313 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,197 We could wait for the planet 314 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,867 - to re-enter our universe. - How long will that take? 315 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:38,436 The planet is circling in a tight orbit around the star. 316 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,472 Based on the mass of the star and the geometry of the orbit, 317 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,874 about 11 days. 318 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:46,411 Well, then... Looks like we wait. 319 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,546 Just sit in orbit for 11 days? 320 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,014 What are we supposed to do? 321 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,959 Mmm. Oh, my god. 322 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,394 I forgot what a terrible cook you are. 323 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,929 - It's awful, isn't it? - Yeah. 324 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,798 It's terrible. See, you know, I was afraid of that 325 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,766 and I didn't want to use synthesized food tonight, 326 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:09,267 so I made a backup. 327 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:16,040 Peanut butter and jelly is impossible to screw up. 328 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,910 - What are we, 12? - Yes, we're 12. 329 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:20,545 And afterward, I'm gonna pull your hair 330 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,081 and call you fat and that's how you'll know I like you. 331 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,083 I think on bortus' planet that's foreplay. 332 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,185 I think you're right. 333 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,222 Oh, my god. 334 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,091 This is so much better. 335 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,193 You know, this is surreal. 336 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,631 I was just thinking that. 337 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,904 You know, these jobs we've chosen, 338 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,273 they condition you to... 339 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,743 Be okay being by yourself. 340 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:54,746 And after a while, 341 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:57,148 you start to think that... 342 00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:01,019 Giving yourself over to someone else 343 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,321 is some kind of weakness. 344 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,457 Even though it's exactly what you need. 345 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,860 You want to keep your independence, 346 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,762 but you're frightened of loneliness. 347 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,830 Yeah. 348 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,937 This is just jelly. 349 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,406 Yeah. This is peanut butter. 350 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,541 Okay, see, 351 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,942 I figured you might not want to kiss me, 352 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,378 and I know how much you like peanut butter and jelly, 353 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,814 and I thought maybe if you were hungry enough... 354 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,682 Plus, I'm a terrible cook, and so I didn't want 355 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,317 to mix 'em together because I'd probably screw up the portions, 356 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,253 and I don't have a measuring cup, so it's a... 357 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,067 You're a much better cook than I am. 358 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,091 How much time, Isaac? 359 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,792 Any moment now, captain. 360 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,127 Getting anomalous readings. 361 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,895 Here it comes. 362 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,205 Incredible. 363 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,406 Captain, 364 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,975 - this is most unusual. - What is it? 365 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,077 My scans of the planet's surface 366 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:36,013 - are showing radical alterations. - In what way? 367 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,449 It is my understanding that you described the civilization 368 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,852 on the planet as comparable in development 369 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,954 - to earth's bronze age. - I did. 370 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,691 Scans are now showing much more extensive architecture, 371 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,493 and a profound increase in the number of life-forms 372 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,027 on the surface. 373 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,662 But that is impossible. 374 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,798 How could that happen in 11 days? 375 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,866 Drugs? 376 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,868 Gordon. John. Prep a shuttle. 377 00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,069 Alara, you're with us. 378 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,587 Engaging cloak. 379 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:33,437 This can't be. That city, 380 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,139 none of it was there. 381 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,541 It's all changed. 382 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:40,511 - Mercer to Isaac. - Isaac here, captain. 383 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,114 We've reached the coordinates where Kelly saw the village. 384 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:46,350 But what we're seeing looks like a... 14th-century city. 385 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,019 Indeed. 386 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,755 Captain, I believe I have made a rather profound discovery 387 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,089 about this planet, 388 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,991 which your description appears to support. 389 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,359 What do you mean? 390 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,129 Scans have revealed a temporal inconsistency 391 00:19:58,131 --> 00:19:59,931 indicating that when the planet 392 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:02,166 moves out of our universe and into the other, 393 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,969 its time constant undergoes an acceleration. 394 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,771 Can you translate that for dumb guys 395 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,139 who might also be a little drunk? 396 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,341 11 days have passed for us. 397 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,977 But for the planet, approximately 700 years 398 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,946 - have elapsed. - Wait. 399 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:17,014 You're telling me that seven centuries have passed 400 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,516 since I was here before? 401 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,351 That is correct, commander. 402 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,687 All right, union central's gonna want whatever we can give them, 403 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,989 so let's take a look around. Isaac, 404 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,158 focus a tight scanning beam on the city. 405 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,960 Got to know what these people are wearing, if we're gonna 406 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,128 - synthesize the proper clothing. - Captain. 407 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,332 There might be a faster way. 408 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,907 So we travel hundreds of light-years from earth 409 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,943 - to steal somebody's laundry. - We'll give it back later. 410 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,011 Just keep it quiet. 411 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,363 Oh, crap. 412 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,499 Hi. 413 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,501 We're the fashion police. 414 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,536 And these outfits have got to go. 415 00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:16,240 Come on, let's get out of here. 416 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:20,111 Please, wait. 417 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,080 Please. 418 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,782 Will you bless my son? 419 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,685 - What? - Please. I beg of you. 420 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,154 I'm a simple farmer, not worthy of your favor, 421 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,590 but please, I implore you. 422 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,425 Bless my child. 423 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:36,360 - Ma'am, I'm sorry, I don't know what... -Please. 424 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,829 Oh, please, bless him. 425 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:45,002 Um... 426 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:48,372 I hope your kid grows up and, uh... 427 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:50,141 Does a lot of good stuff. 428 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,576 And... um... 429 00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:54,879 And doesn't get any girls pregnant. 430 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,280 And doesn't get any girls pregnant. 431 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,183 - Stay in school. - Amen. 432 00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:02,453 Oh, thank you. 433 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,895 I don't like this. Come on, let's go. 434 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,305 These clothes are gonna give me dysentery, 435 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,240 I just know it. 436 00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:25,443 Looks like we're about three miles outside the city. 437 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,712 Ed, you've been silent for the last 20 minutes. 438 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:28,979 What are you thinking? 439 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,648 I'm not thinking anything. 440 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,316 Yes, you are. What is it? 441 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:33,951 I just... 442 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,419 We need more information. 443 00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:37,021 Captain, look. 444 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,391 My god. 445 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:52,103 Good day to you, travelers. 446 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:53,504 Excuse me. 447 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:56,006 We were wondering if you could tell us 448 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,042 who these people are. 449 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,510 Who they were. 450 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,178 It's a shame. 451 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,047 Some people never see the light. 452 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,882 Did they commit some crime? 453 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,717 Indeed, the very worst. 454 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,386 They are deniers, 455 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,020 put on display as a lesson to others 456 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,189 who would consider forsaking the word. 457 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:14,492 What word? 458 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,127 Why, the word of Kelly. 459 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,555 There you are, dalen. What did I say to you? 460 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:47,191 - I don't know. - I said don't run off. 461 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,193 What happens if you disobey your mother? 462 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,128 - Kelly will get me. - That's right. 463 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,931 Kelly's watching you. All the time. 464 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,699 She knows when you've been bad, 465 00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:58,169 and she'll punish you. Now, come on. 466 00:23:58,171 --> 00:24:00,204 - Let go of that. - Ed, this is a nightmare. 467 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,873 Bring out the accused. 468 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:18,856 These three are accused of theft. 469 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,524 They will now be judged. 470 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:25,429 Ow! Aah! 471 00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:28,666 Hey, hey, whatever you're thinking, don't. 472 00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:41,078 Oh, great and mighty Kelly, 473 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,948 we present to you these three accused, 474 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:47,117 so that you may, in your infinite wisdom, 475 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,888 reveal to us their innocence or their guilt. 476 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:54,024 If they be honest and true, 477 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:55,893 we ask you to heal them now. 478 00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:57,962 - No, kel-Kelly, no. - Ed, I have to stop this. 479 00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:00,998 - If I tell them to stop, they will. - Think for a second, okay? 480 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,968 You're gonna go up there and do what... issue a commandment? 481 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:06,537 That is quite possibly the worst thing you could do right now. 482 00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:12,142 Captain, there's a large central structure 483 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,844 just to the north of here. 484 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:17,948 Let's go. 485 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:37,735 Oh, yeah, we're in a lot of trouble. 486 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:45,342 Why the hell didn't you include this 487 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,510 in your initial report, ed? 488 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:47,945 Look, admiral, I apologize. 489 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,481 I just didn't think it was of consequence. 490 00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:53,017 One of your officers has direct contact 491 00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:55,286 with a primitive alien civilization 492 00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:56,687 and you don't think that's of consequence? 493 00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,689 - Well, I... - A religion has developed 494 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,157 around your first officer. 495 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:02,026 Look, I know this is really bad, all right? 496 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:03,994 But it wasn't Kelly's fault, all right? 497 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:06,130 The shuttle never intended to go down there in the first place. 498 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:07,998 I am aware of the circumstances, captain. 499 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,534 It's the only reason you still have bars on your shoulder. 500 00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:13,137 If you ever again 501 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:16,540 edit a report to protect one of your officers, 502 00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:18,976 you'll find yourself scrubbing toilets at union point. 503 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,778 Do you understand me? 504 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,112 - Yes, sir. - I'm putting 505 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,648 a letter of reprimand in your permanent file. 506 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:26,717 What do you want us to do about the planet? 507 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:29,853 A culture that progresses 700 years every 11 days 508 00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:33,023 is bound to achieve space travel in less than a month. 509 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,558 Let them come to you. 510 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,161 You're not to return to the surface before then. 511 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:40,030 - That's an order. -But, admiral, maybe we could convince them... 512 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,398 That's an order. 513 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,466 Understood. 514 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:46,870 - "That's an order." - What? 515 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,839 Oh, my god, I'm sorry, I thought you hung up. I'm s... 516 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,240 Oh, god, I'm so sorry. Please, 517 00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:51,575 admiral, have mercy, please. 518 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:52,910 Thank you. Okay, bye. 519 00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:06,924 Look... kel, I'm sorry, 520 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:09,927 but you can't blame yourself for any of this. 521 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:13,731 I watched three people murdered in my name. 522 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,399 Five others already dead. 523 00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:17,835 And a mother telling her child that if he misbehaved, 524 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,637 "Kelly will get him." 525 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:21,905 You're damn right I blame myself. 526 00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:24,074 And now I'm forbidden to even try and fix it. 527 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,909 I mean, how many more people are gonna die 528 00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,411 down there in the name of Kelly? 529 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:30,114 Thousands? Millions? 530 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,016 If there's anything at all I can do... 531 00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:34,084 No. Just... 532 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:36,153 I want to be alone. 533 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,306 Oh. 534 00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:57,808 Come in. 535 00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:04,682 Get dressed. We're going back. 536 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:22,666 Isaac to captain Mercer. 537 00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:25,035 - Go ahead, Isaac. - You have 31 minutes 538 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,970 until the planet phases out of our universe. 539 00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:29,406 Acknowledged. Mercer out. 540 00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:38,749 Valondis. 541 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:41,285 Forgive me for interrupting your refreshment. 542 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:43,487 This boy was caught eating fruit 543 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,556 from a tree on church lands. 544 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:49,126 - Is this true? - Your grace, 545 00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:50,994 I beg your forgiveness. 546 00:28:50,996 --> 00:28:53,397 My family's poor, and my mother is ill. 547 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,132 I would not have taken the fruit, 548 00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:58,635 but... we've not eaten in days. 549 00:28:58,637 --> 00:29:01,505 Were there witnesses to this act? 550 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:03,674 - Yes, your grace. - Very well. 551 00:29:03,676 --> 00:29:06,076 Take him to the square and cut him. 552 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:07,878 If he speaks the truth, 553 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,347 - Kelly will heal his wound. - No! 554 00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:13,484 Your grace, please. Be merciful. 555 00:29:13,486 --> 00:29:15,986 Kelly is merciful, my young one. 556 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:17,588 No! Please. 557 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,556 Stop. 558 00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:22,226 Who are you? The valondis does not see peasants. 559 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,228 Remove them at once. 560 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,130 We are not peasants. 561 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,483 Oh, merciful Kelly. 562 00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:49,353 It's... it's you. 563 00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:50,621 Yeah. 564 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,189 Valondis, is it? 565 00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:53,457 Get up. 566 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,125 I am not worthy. 567 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,560 You're worth more than you think. 568 00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:57,861 Now get up. 569 00:29:57,863 --> 00:30:00,764 I have waited my entire life 570 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,800 for the blessing of your arrival, 571 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:06,570 and now you are here in all your magnificence. 572 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:08,972 Look, there's been a little misunderstanding. 573 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,440 I'm not who you think I am. 574 00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:12,075 But you are. 575 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:13,777 Healer of men. 576 00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:16,180 Divine hand of the heavens. 577 00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:18,382 God of all creation. 578 00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:21,018 Man, this guy'd be the perfect boyfriend. 579 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,287 Listen to me. I'm not any of those things. 580 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:25,722 I'm a living, mortal being, 581 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:27,090 - exactly like you. - That's right, 582 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:28,392 and she's god, so you know 583 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,793 she's telling the truth. 584 00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:31,361 Yeah, that-that's not helping. 585 00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:33,597 But our sacred scrolls tell clearly 586 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:36,934 of the first time you descended from above. 587 00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:39,136 What exactly do your scrolls say? 588 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,772 They tell of a young girl who was injured. 589 00:30:41,774 --> 00:30:44,975 You came down from your mountaintop domain 590 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,977 and healed her with your touch. 591 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:49,713 Okay, first of all, I would never live on a mountaintop. 592 00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:51,782 I'm not an outdoorsy person. Second of all, 593 00:30:51,784 --> 00:30:53,817 I didn't heal that girl with my touch. 594 00:30:53,819 --> 00:30:55,419 I used a tool. 595 00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:58,589 Like you would use a garden hoe or a-a hammer. 596 00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:01,024 It's just a little more advanced, that's all. 597 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,661 Okay, pay attention. 598 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,730 I'm gonna show you exactly how I did it. 599 00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:14,938 But you bleed. 600 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:17,374 Now watch. 601 00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:29,219 Oh, blessed be the heavens. 602 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,321 We have witnessed the miracle. 603 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:33,490 No, it's not a miracle. 604 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:34,958 It's just a machine. 605 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,494 Like a plow you might use in one of your fields. 606 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,162 Here, you try it. 607 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:50,040 Here. Push that button right there 608 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,109 and run this over your hand. 609 00:32:02,153 --> 00:32:03,854 But I did this? 610 00:32:03,856 --> 00:32:06,690 Exactly. You did that, not me. 611 00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:09,159 Because it's the machine that heals. 612 00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:11,161 But the great healing 613 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:13,563 was 700 years ago. 614 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,899 Surely, you are immortal. 615 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:18,669 No. Time just moves differently 616 00:32:18,671 --> 00:32:20,370 for my people than it does for you. 617 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:23,440 For every 700 years that pass for you, only 11 days 618 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,143 - pass for us. - Isaac to captain Mercer. 619 00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:30,180 - Go ahead. - The planet 620 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:33,417 will begin its dimensional shift in approximately nine minutes. 621 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:35,018 Acknowledged. 622 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:37,955 Kelly. We got to go. 623 00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:40,791 Valondis, I'm a traveler from a faraway place 624 00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:42,993 who has impacted your world in a way that my people 625 00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:45,095 try to avoid at all costs. 626 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:48,398 But I am not a god. 627 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,167 Do you believe me? 628 00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:53,870 I have seen you bleed. 629 00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:56,373 A god does not bleed. 630 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:59,376 Exactly. We are living mortals, just like you. 631 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:02,245 Kelly, we really have to go, or we're gonna be trapped here. 632 00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:05,983 Please, spread the word far and wide to your people. 633 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,952 Kelly does not deserve their worship. 634 00:33:08,954 --> 00:33:11,922 Will you do that? 635 00:33:11,924 --> 00:33:13,824 For me? 636 00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:16,793 I wish you good journeys, 637 00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:19,963 Kelly the traveler. 638 00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:43,687 Valondis? 639 00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:47,424 May I ask what you plan to do? 640 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:50,127 I do not know. 641 00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:52,763 But this cannot be kept from the people. 642 00:33:52,765 --> 00:33:55,432 They must know what has happened. 643 00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,601 Surely that would be a mistake. 644 00:33:57,603 --> 00:34:01,104 - How so? -The belief in Kelly is not merely a source 645 00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:02,906 of comfort for the people. 646 00:34:02,908 --> 00:34:05,042 They fear her, as well. 647 00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:08,812 And as the guardians of the word of Kelly, they fear us. 648 00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:11,882 Should that fear come into doubt, our ability to govern 649 00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:14,084 may be compromised. 650 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:16,353 But the truth must never be compromised. 651 00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:21,358 The people must decide for themselves. 652 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,027 As you wish. 653 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:50,754 Captain, scans indicate the planet 654 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:53,557 is about to reemerge into our universe. 655 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:05,936 I am detecting artificial satellites in orbit. 656 00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:08,705 There are indications of computer technology, 657 00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:12,209 industrial pollution and wide-range broadcast signals. 658 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:15,579 Scan broadcast signals for any mention of Kelly. 659 00:35:15,581 --> 00:35:17,214 Scanning. 660 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:20,417 749,682 results. 661 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:22,052 No. 662 00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:26,556 Let's see what you've got. 663 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:29,359 And the word of Kelly was spoken unto them, 664 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:33,029 and they did marvel at her glory! 665 00:35:33,031 --> 00:35:37,067 And she said to them, "you shall be healed." 666 00:35:37,069 --> 00:35:40,270 A depiction of the first healing in a publicly-funded 667 00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:42,439 educational facility is inappropriate. 668 00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,074 How is a depiction of our collective 669 00:35:44,076 --> 00:35:46,710 - theological heritage inappropriate? - Some people 670 00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:49,579 don't believe Kelly has a place in secular education. 671 00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:52,415 Fine. Then they can enroll their child in a different facility. 672 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,951 The bloodshed continues in outer jakora 673 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:58,555 today as dissidents launched an attack on the temple of Kelly 674 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:00,123 in the city of uravah. 675 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,025 More than 36 people were killed 676 00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:03,927 - Isaac, turn it off. - When a series of detonations 677 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:06,329 rocked the ancient city. 678 00:36:11,035 --> 00:36:12,569 What went wrong? 679 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:14,037 I thought you convinced them. 680 00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:16,072 It's time. 681 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,441 There just wasn't enough time. If I had a week or 682 00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:20,777 a month down there, I might be able to see it through, but... 683 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,679 What if we left something there? 684 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:25,048 A message of some kind that could remain 685 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,750 after we lose the planet? 686 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,318 Or someone. 687 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,555 What? What are you saying? 688 00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:33,957 I'm saying... What if I stayed behind? 689 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:37,127 To help guide them out of the mess that I got them into. 690 00:36:37,129 --> 00:36:39,963 - Kelly, you'll die there. - I know. 691 00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:42,465 - No. That's not an option. -Ed, people are still getting killed. 692 00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:44,100 That's not an option. 693 00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:45,502 Look, you want to spend your retirement years 694 00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:47,437 on an alien planet with no way to get back? 695 00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:51,641 And keep in mind, this is now a society in the computer age. 696 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:53,109 All right, what if... what if 697 00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:54,144 they don't believe you're really their god? 698 00:36:54,146 --> 00:36:56,546 What if they lock you up in an asylum? 699 00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:58,648 Captain, I could go. 700 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:01,918 - You? - Yes, sir. 701 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,954 My artificial construct is capable 702 00:37:03,956 --> 00:37:05,855 of enduring for millions of years. 703 00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:08,458 And I do not process the passage of time 704 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,493 - in the way you do. - Isaac, 705 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,329 you'd be there for seven centuries. 706 00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:14,264 I am aware of this, chief lamarr. 707 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:16,700 Well, how would you do it? Just walk in and say, 708 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,969 "hi. I'm from another planet. I'm here to fix you"? 709 00:37:18,971 --> 00:37:22,539 I would not put it so artlessly, but... yes. 710 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:26,009 Isaac, it's 700 years. 711 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:28,912 700 seconds to me, captain. 712 00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:40,056 Shuttle to Orville. 713 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,558 Go ahead, Gordon. 714 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,827 Isaac is on the surface. I'm on my way back. 715 00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,195 Acknowledged. 716 00:37:45,197 --> 00:37:47,230 Isaac, can you hear me? 717 00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:48,765 Yes, captain. 718 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,667 I have arrived safely. 719 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,669 Isaac... 720 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:55,372 I'll never be able to repay you for what you're doing. 721 00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:58,174 Recompense is unnecessary, commander. 722 00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:01,211 Captain, I believe the planet is beginning to phase. 723 00:38:01,213 --> 00:38:04,314 We will not be able to communicate much longer... 724 00:38:13,924 --> 00:38:16,259 We'll see you soon. 725 00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:29,105 Mercer to Grayson. 726 00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:31,174 Yes, captain? 727 00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:34,277 I thought you'd want to know the planet is about to reemerge. 728 00:38:34,279 --> 00:38:36,079 I'm on my way. 729 00:38:44,388 --> 00:38:46,890 Captain, 730 00:38:46,892 --> 00:38:48,525 scans are detecting the planet. 731 00:38:50,394 --> 00:38:52,896 You okay? 732 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,531 Yes. 733 00:38:56,033 --> 00:38:57,167 No. 734 00:38:57,169 --> 00:38:59,469 It is reemerging. 735 00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:09,079 My god. 736 00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:10,680 Look at it. 737 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,949 Captain, there is a vessel approaching. 738 00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:27,731 Sir, the alien ship is hailing us. 739 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:29,999 They're asking permission to come aboard. 740 00:39:31,602 --> 00:39:34,003 Granted. 741 00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:41,144 Greetings, captain Mercer. 742 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,113 Commander Grayson. 743 00:39:43,115 --> 00:39:46,015 We thought it was about time we returned your artificial 744 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:47,884 life-form to you. 745 00:39:55,626 --> 00:39:58,027 Isaac, how did you do it? 746 00:39:58,029 --> 00:39:59,996 It was quite fascinating to be able 747 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:01,965 to study the evolution of a society from 748 00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:05,802 the computer era to the age of quantum drive in real time. 749 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,971 But I did not have to... Do anything. 750 00:40:07,973 --> 00:40:09,806 I don't understand. 751 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,708 Commander, 752 00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:14,043 Isaac has been a part of our world for centuries. 753 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:17,480 When he arrived 700 years ago, it shook the planet, 754 00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:20,683 but we quickly became used to his presence, and our world 755 00:40:20,685 --> 00:40:22,485 advanced just as it would have without him. 756 00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:25,121 But... you no longer believe in Kelly. 757 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:29,259 Only in the sense that she's a human aboard a union starship. 758 00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:33,530 I am so very, very sorry for all of the trouble that I've caused. 759 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:36,332 Don't be. We've been waiting for the phasing 760 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:38,501 to occur again so we could meet you. 761 00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:42,138 Our society has become a spacefaring culture 762 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:44,941 with ships spread out across the galaxy. 763 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:47,043 In our home universe, that is. 764 00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:49,012 But we wouldn't have gotten 765 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:51,014 where we are without growing pains. 766 00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:54,150 Our planet worshipped you as a deity for many centuries. 767 00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:55,685 But had it not been you, 768 00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:57,987 the mythology would have found another face. 769 00:40:57,989 --> 00:41:00,190 It's a part of every culture's evolution. 770 00:41:00,192 --> 00:41:02,158 It's one of the stages of learning. 771 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,028 And eventually, it brought us here. 772 00:41:05,030 --> 00:41:06,796 So you see, commander, 773 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:09,098 you didn't poison our culture with false faith. 774 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:11,167 We flourish. 775 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:15,405 You must have faith... In reason, 776 00:41:15,407 --> 00:41:21,044 in discovery and in the endurance of the logical mind. 777 00:41:21,046 --> 00:41:25,048 It won't be long before you advance millennia past us. 778 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:27,984 Perhaps then, we will study you. 779 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:31,120 We'd be honored. 780 00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:46,069 Hey. 781 00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:48,238 Hi. 782 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:51,941 You don't exactly look ready to relax. 783 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:55,445 No. I'm not. 784 00:41:55,447 --> 00:41:57,013 Do you still want to get drunk? 785 00:41:57,015 --> 00:42:00,416 Ed... 786 00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:02,919 This isn't gonna work. 787 00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:05,889 You mean us. 788 00:42:07,124 --> 00:42:09,158 None of this should have happened. 789 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,161 You defied an admiral's orders to protect me, 790 00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:15,765 and it sent our science officer into a 700-year exile. 791 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:19,035 You and I, together... 792 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:21,137 It jeopardizes your command. 793 00:42:21,139 --> 00:42:23,506 It jeopardizes the smooth operation of this ship, 794 00:42:23,508 --> 00:42:26,209 and it jeopardizes our friendship. 795 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:27,977 It can't happen. 796 00:42:31,116 --> 00:42:33,149 When I'm really honest with myself, 797 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:34,751 I know that you're right. 798 00:42:36,453 --> 00:42:39,155 But that doesn't change the way I feel. 799 00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:41,457 I know. 800 00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:44,327 But for now, 801 00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:47,230 those are feelings we need to forget. 802 00:42:49,466 --> 00:42:52,435 Dismissed, captain? 803 00:42:53,637 --> 00:42:56,205 Dismissed, commander. 804 00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:15,358 Captioned by media access group at wgbh 805 00:43:57,901 --> 00:43:59,869 you've explored space with the Orville. 806 00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:02,405 Now here are a few more shows to check out from fox. 807 00:44:04,942 --> 00:44:07,010 I'm picking up a large artificial mass. 808 00:44:07,012 --> 00:44:08,945 Yeah, I'm picking it up too. 809 00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:12,181 - My god. - Kids, roll the windows up. 810 00:44:14,852 --> 00:44:18,688 Millions have made the Orville TV's newest fan favorite. 811 00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:21,357 - Whoo! - Seth macfarlane stars 812 00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:23,126 in a series that's "out of this world." 813 00:44:25,863 --> 00:44:27,563 - You got this, right? - Yeah. 814 00:44:27,565 --> 00:44:29,899 - Why'd your voice get so high-pitched? - It's fine. 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