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[Production of this work was supported by the Korean Creative Content Agency.]

I... told you I'm a god.

Huh?

Lord Habaek!

Your divine powers!

Your divine powers, they... they've finally come back!

[The Bride of the Water God]

[Episode 4]

Wow, how... how could your powers have...

How could your powers...

Do it again, my lord.

- Sheesh. - Please!

How could your powers have disappeared again?

This is all your fault.

It's all your fault. It's all your fault!

Do you know how I had to live my life because of you?

Does this feel unfair to you?

Die.

Die!

Die!

Please save me!

I... told you I'm a god.

Oh, I must still be dreaming.

I'm still dreaming.

This dream sure is long.

Ow, that hurt!

I've seen humans do this when trying to discern between dreams and reality.

This must be a dream, too.

No.

- It's just a dream. - I told you, it's not.

How could his powers... How could his powers...

How could his powers...

How could his powers...

Huh?

No way.

No... no way.

No way!

How could his powers...

No. That definitely was a dream.

No way, no way!

Yeah, um, this is because I feel guilty.

I think this is a bit worse than I'd thought.

I had auditory hallucinations, and now I'm even seeing things.

Oh, I'm fine.

I'll just take some meds. This is surely because of my guilt.

It's all your fault. It's all your fault!

Because of someone like you...

Oh my gosh! Let go! Let go of me!

- Stop this! - Get it together, woman!

You've proven yourself to be a good runner, at the very least.

Thank you.

Who was that man?

- I don't know. - Think about it carefully.

Did you ever do anything to make someone hold a grudge against you?

This is terrible. And you can't even report this to the police.

No, I'll... have to report it.

How are you going to tell them that someone tried to kill you

but the ever-so-handsome king of Water Country saved you?

Psh. Who'd believe that?

But still, how could someone throw someone off a roof?

Such turbulence!

You were making such a big fuss over a house of merely this size?

I... wasn't making a big fuss.

See?

Thank you.

Are you... truly a god?

You're not a monster, or a ghost

but truly a god?

For crying out loud.

You're just so different from the gods I know about.

Let's go.

What are you doing?

The noble Lord Habaek's footsteps have passed through your threshold.

- What? - You've brought a god into your home

so you must serve him faithfully, without fail!

Um, excuse me! What do you...

Wait.

Do you believe that Lord Habaek is the god of water?

Answer me. Do you?

Do you?

Yes. I believe it.

You've let a god you believe in into your home, but are telling him go?

I didn't want to enter, either.

If you are disloyal, this radiant god will forsake this household.

If I were going to forsake her, I would've done so already.

If he forsakes you, your family will face all the hardships the world has to offer

and all good luck will be repelled from your household!

And none of your descendants will live past the age of 20!

In other words, your life will be a living hell!

What?

If you weren't confident, then...

you shouldn't have let a god enter your home in the first place!

Wait, when did I ever let him in? When did I...

Wait a second, so...

Um...

Here we are.

I really can't believe this.

Woman, you truly are an ungrateful Dine-and-dash.

How could you dare to offer up a place like this to me--

Where did she go?

We barely managed to get in.

If I'd known her place was like this, I wouldn't have come.

Don't say such ignorant things, my lord.

The difference between having a roof and not having one...

is like heaven and earth.

Don't worry too much, my lord.

The owner of the duck boat rental shop really likes me.

I'll do everything I can to make sure your stay here is comfortable.

The human world is far more interesting than you'd think.

Please enjoy yourself while you are there.

That damned old man.

It's because of his deceit that I ended up in this state.

No way. No way.

No way.

[Habaek]

[Song Il Gook, Hae Mo Soo, Lady Yuhwa]

[Jun Kwang Ryul, Jumong, Goguryeo, Oh Yeon Soo, Lady Yuhwa betrayed]

[God of Water]

No... no way!

No way.

Gone to Gyeryongsan Mountain. Don't contact me until I'm back.

- Bye! - Bye!

See you later! Bye!

Oh yeah!

A god can do anything, right?

Can you give me that?

If you perform your duties as my servant satisfactorily

I can make tons of things like that for you.

That too, then?

Yeah.

All it takes is a flick of a finger.

Exactly!

So why does he keep trying to stick around me?

Excuse--

I want to be filthy rich. Do that for me.

Not right now, because of my current situation.

A situation? What situation?

He's in a bit of a situation.

It's strange to you that he's in this state when he's a god, right?

- Yes. - Something happened to him.

What happened, you see, is--

It's fine. I hate listening to other people's excuses the most.

Oh, I see.

Oh! Um, if you have any leftover rice...

He's here to find the god stones?

Yes. All he needs is to go get them from the guardian gods here.

They made it sound like it'd be so easy.

But...

I have no idea why things turned out like this.

It's the first time he's faced struggles like these in 2,800 years.

I'm sure he's having quite a difficult time right now.

He hasn't even been able to take baths, which he loves to do.

He... he's 2,800 years old?

You really don't want to know what happened to us?

No, I don't. I really hate hearing about other people's hardships and whatnot.

How did you end up in your profession then, Ms. Descendant?

- What? - Isn't it your job

to listen to other people talk about their lives?

He lost his divine powers?

He's nothing to be scared of, then.

What the... huh?

What on earth are you doing?

You can't do this here. Get out of there right now!

- Shut it. - I said, get out!

Wait, wait, no! No! Don't come out. Stay right there.

What are you trying to do, here?

Stay... right there.

Here.

And here I was trying to take a bath for the first time in a while.

A... bath?

He hasn't even been able to take baths, which he loves to do.

I don't need this.

No, you do. People will see you.

They'll report you to the police! You know what that means, right?

A cop will come. You know what a cop is, right?

The fact that humans would report someone

just for enjoying a bath says a lot about their true nature.

That's not why they'd report you.

No? For what reason would they report me, then?

For indecent exposure.

As per our public morals, we--

Um, pull up your towel a bit higher.

Pull it up!

Are you going to keep bossing me around?

Have you forgotten that I am your master, and a god?

I don't know about "master," but I heard you lost your divine powers.

Can a god who has lost his powers really be considered a god anymore?

Something seems off.

Fine, I admit my powers come and go, but they'll return soon.

Furthermore...

I guess you didn't hear about that part, did you?

Does a god stop being a god just because he lost his powers?

Are you no longer a human if you have no humanity left?

You still don't know why that flower keeps talking and driving you crazy?

I'll make you remember.

Don't you dare test me.

The reason you stopped hearing those voices is because of me.

If I forsake you, you will hear them again.

Are you blackmailing me?

Blackmail?

Save your resentment for your foolish ancestor

who made such a stupid contract with a god.

I have no intention of staying long.

I have no hopes that you will help me with my situation, either.

Just assist me well so that I can have a comfortable stay here.

You won't accept that, either?

Repay me for my kindness toward you.

I did help you and save your life, after all.

Fine.

I'd much prefer being a god's assistant than a servant.

However!

This is the human world.

We're in Seoul, South Korea, in the year 2017.

If you're going to live here properly

don't just take your clothes off and bathe naked anywhere.

Also, human beings are not objects.

You're not supposed to say that humans are "mine" or "yours."

Servant? Master? None of that, either.

Furthermore!

If you kiss me one more time without my consent--

That is my right.

I'll report you to the police.

[Happy Psychiatric Clinic] [Doctor Yoon So Ah]

- Are you okay? - Who are you?

I'm this person's guardian.

Who are you, really?

Hye Ra!

It's been a while, CEO Shin.

I apologize for yesterday. It was our hotel's fault.

There's no need for you to apologize for one of my own unruly fans.

I guess that doctor went overboard while trying to treat her patient.

Do you... know that woman?

She's a good doctor.

I don't know if she is a good doctor, but she sure was rude.

Have you ever acted alongside an actor who is always sorry?

There are actors like that?

Ji Sung. (Means "sincerity.")

Bye, then.

Was that corny?

This is the list of landowners we will be buying from for Block World.

But, um...

it seems Chairman Shin will refuse to cooperate until Block World gets a mall.

Don't worry about it, and handle the landowners for me.

Yes. I will be contacting all of them today.

Shall I make an appointment for you with Chairman Shin?

Sure.

Oh, yes.

Do you know what kind of guy is a good-looking guy?

Pardon?

A handsome guy.

Um, CEO?

There's a new segment in the comedy show I like to watch

and they were making these kinds of jokes. It was so funny.

Why do you like comedies so much that you don't watch anything else?

Shall I tell you a secret? To be honest, I don't find them funny.

I have no idea why people are laughing.

I'm more jealous of humans' sense of humor than anything else.

I really can't understand it, no matter how much I research it.

[List of Landowners for Block World Property]

[Yoon So Ah]

For some strange reason, I keep running into Yoon So Ah.

It's all your fault. Do you know what kind of life I've lived until now?

What, do you feel like this is too unfair?

Think about it carefully.

Did you ever do anything to make someone hold a grudge against you?

I need to report this to the police.

How are you going to tell them that someone tried to kill you

but the ever-so-handsome king of Water Country saved you?

Psh.

That's true.

What should I do?

Damn it, this is driving me crazy! What am I supposed to do?

You can't come to work at such inconsistent times, Doctor.

You had a patient for the first time in forever, but they left.

They looked like a patient you'd be able to see for at least two years.

Hey, I almost died yesterday.

- What? - I went to Yeom Mi's practice

but someone dragged me to the roof of that building and pushed me off.

As I fell, I thought to myself, "So I'm dying now, huh?"

But all of the sudden, a god from Water Country came and saved me!

He wasn't handsome, though.

Why are you like this lately, Doctor?

Are you trying to change your personality?

There isn't a patient who comes to my clinic

who really, really hates me, is there?

Of course there is! Ma Bong Yeol. You know that.

- Shall I prove it to you? - Hey!

There aren't people who really, really despise me, though, right?

Like, enough to want to kill me, for instance.

There's tons of people like that! Didn't you know?

What?

Hyung Shik, Min Chul, Hae Doong, Hyun Ah, Seo Won, Mr. Sung Dae.

And more. Wow, I don't have enough fingers to count them all.

Who... are those people?

You don't know them? They're my friends!

Why would I know your friends?

Also, why do they hate me?

You don't remember?

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!

This birthday cake for some hobos doesn't even taste good.

Aw.

- Aw! - Aw!

Take that off. That's my shirt!

Take it off!

- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!

Hey, Yoo Sang Yoo. Move.

I said, move.

You were so tiny, but so, so evil.

We used to say among ourselves

that we'd teach that psycho girl a lesson when we got older!

We did that when we were young and immature, though.

We still talk about those things sometimes when we meet up.

Man, why did I have to bring that up?

Today, I ate the birthday cake I couldn't eat yesterday.

Dad gave me the best parts, which were the chocolate and the cherries.

[My birthday]

Dad, you're too much. How could you buy this for me, and then take it back?

It's not small on me. It's not!

And even if it were, or had holes all over it, it's mine!

I begged and begged him to make me those sausage side dishes, just once.

But all he ever gives me is kimchi.

I was justified in acting how I did.

I was the victim.

She left us the key before leaving!

And she said we could eat anything we wanted in her fridge.

Oh, so this is what is called a "refrigerator."

But Ms. Descendant has pretty meager offerings.

You call this clothing?

That was the only thing I could find in the donation bin.

I can't go like this.

Go tomorrow then. I have to go to my part-time job, anyway--

Call a cab.

Go eat by yourself. I'm fine.

It's important to eat three square meals a day.

- You don't even know that? - I don't want to go outside today.

Why? Did you take out a private loan, by any chance?

Are there debt collectors around? I knew you were acting strange today!

No.

No matter how broke you may be, you can't borrow from loan sharks!

- How much did you borrow? - All right, already! I'll come!

I'll come!

I'll eat, all right?

Loan sharks are a huge no-no!

I'll be right out after I lock the door!

Okay.

Ugh, geez.

I'd be a little bit happier if only that punk left my life.

Oh my gosh! Oh!

What's wrong?

Um, it's nothing. I'm sorry.

I just wanted to ask for directions, and you're treating me like a pervert?

Ugh.

I won't be able to go on like this. Seriously.

What's going on?

What the heck?

Woman!

Hey, you! Servant!

Oh, um, hello!

What's with you people? How did you know--

Oh, I'm sure you took a cab here.

I need you to get me some clothes.

Moo Ra will be insulted if I go to her looking like this.

Why are you telling me that?

Who are you?

Who are you... oh! I've seen you before!

Let us hurry.

Hey, whoa there!

Hey, let go of his hand!

- Huh? - Let go.

You won't? Who do you think you're touching?

You let go first!

Hey, you!

- Hey! - Let go!

I don't know who he is, all right? Who is he?

Knock it off!

Wow, you sure have great taste!

This may be hanging up here

but this fabric is actually from Italy.

Well? It looks nice, doesn't it?

How much is it?

150,000 won.

If you hung this up at a department store, it'd be one million won!

They overcharge for the brand names.

- Don't you think so? - Can't you give it to me for cheaper?

I'll give you a 5,000 won discount.

Haggling is what the marketplace is all about, don't you think?∫

Why is he just standing there when he's here to buy clothes?

He doesn't need to try this on?

He's mad that it's not name-brand.

Oh, who cares about brands?

Don't you know that your face is everything?

The person wanting the clothes is a luxury good himself!

It'll look name-brand no matter what you wear!

You're perfect as you are, so why are you trying to cover yourself up with money?

I'll give you another 10,000 won off if he wears this and takes a photo.

I want to hang the photo up in my store.

- All right! - All right.

Why did you even bring me to the department store

- if you were going to do this? - Petty revenge.

It pisses you off that you have to eat pork belly

when you were eating ribeye before, doesn't it?

- What? - Aren't you hungry?

We still have time before Nam Soo Ri comes.

I'm a god! I don't feel lowly sensations such as "hunger."

Didn't you say that gluttonous god attacked you, though?

Geez.

Eat up. There's no medicine to cure a god who passed out from starvation.

It's fine.

Oh, really? Wow.

Geez, seriously.

Here, here, here.

What are you doing?

Do you really think I'd resort to this if Nam Soo Ri didn't beg me?

How about you be more considerate of the person who came with you

despite this heat, to help you?

- Though I don't quite get it, myself. - You talk too much.

About that person who's Moo Ra, Hye Ra, or a goddess, or whatever.

Do you think she'll actually help you out this time?

Yeah.

You sure are forgiving toward that goddess.

Yes, I am like that toward Moo Ra.

Oh, I see.

So you're actually capable of being forgiving to others.

Isn't that a bit stupid of you?

How is it that you don't have a single person like that?

- What do you mean? - Someone you trust unconditionally.

Someone who will unconditionally be on your side.

Shouldn't you have at least one person like that?

You'll realize when you're utterly betrayed by someone you trusted

just how fragile trust is.

Excuse me, can I have some hot water?

Sure.

Goodness, why do you want hot water, amidst this heat?

Be careful.

Do you hate cold water?

- Yes. - Why?

Because it's cold.

Was it the middle of winter when you jumped into the water?

Why did you try to kill yourself?

What do you mean, kill myself?

Goodness.

What are you talking about?

Was it because of the person who betrayed you?

How foolish.

Now, see here--

- Yes? - I'm here, Doctor.

- Where should I meet you? - We'll come to you. All right.

If you're not going to eat, then let's go.

Yes, where are you now?

It'll be difficult if the water god's servant is scared of water.

It doesn't make any sense.

The one who really doesn't make sense...

Can we make a deal? If you do me a favor, I'll do you a favor in return.

- I have no favor to ask you. - Stop calling me your servant!

What's your request? Anything except for the department store.

I'll count down from five. Five, four three, two one.

I don't have a request, but I have a warning.

- Let's do that. - A warning?

That's right.

Don't fall for me. If you do...

there's no cure.

There is really no cure for you.

- I warned you. - Deal.

Deal.

If I fall for him, there's no cure?

Is he joking? Is it a parody or a satire?

Is he serious, by any chance?

Amazing. I'd make so much money if I opened a clinic in his world.

Maybe I should go there instead.

- What is it? - Where are you?

I'm in front of the clinic.

Don't worry about them. They're neighborhood residents.

- Don't nag them-- - It looks like you can sell your land!

What?

- Very One Resort? - Yes, do you know them?

I think they said they're going to build a resort.

It sounded like they need land to be used for roads.

This means they need your land to build their resort.

Then, should I ask for more than what it's worth?

No, should I ask for five times the original price?

- Hello? - What? Who is it?

Yes, she's here.

It's the resort.

Hello? I'm the landowner.

Yes, I'm open to making a deal.

- Then can we meet today? - Yes, of course...

Hello?

I'm available to meet today...

- I see, should we go to your clinic? - No.

Please tell your representative to call me himself.

I have about five minutes until my next consultation.

Then, I'll be waiting.

What are you doing right now?

Let me be the boss this time. That man pissed me off so much.

Work harder and make more money.

Pay me back, then.

No, wait...

I see your old personality coming back.

What if they don't respond well to your games?

Let's wait and see.

Hello? This is Happy Psychiatric Clinic

- and I'm Director Yoon So Ah. - This is Shin Hoo Ye.

Moo Ra is amazing.

She managed to live as a goddess even in the human world.

I wish she had the personality of a goddess though.

Now that you can't use your powers on humans...

I'm going crazy.

She's not throwing a tantrum because she's stubborn.

She treated you that way because everyone spoils her.

If she finds out you lost your powers, she'll treat you like dirt.

That's why you must keep it a secret.

Keep your mouth shut.

What's the meaning of this?

Moo... Moo Ra!

What... did you lose? Did you lose your powers?

Do you recognize me now? What didn't you like?

- What do you mean you lost your powers? - Don't worry.

It's just a temporary problem...

so they'll come back soon.

He's been having a hard time.

He couldn't find you, had nowhere to go, knew nothing about this place

and became hungry because of a minor god.

- A minor god? - Do you know Joo Geol Rin?

The one who challenged Lord Habaek to a battle. It turns out, he was here.

We found his servant's descendant and asked for help

- but it doesn't look good. - His servant's descendant?

- Then, is that woman-- - She's quite dim-witted.

I need to relocate to your house. Where are Bi Ryeom and Joo Dong?

I'll collect your god stone first, so have it ready.

Hello, Yoon So Ah.

Isn't this place too casual for business?

I had a feeling you asked to see me for something unrelated to business.

Why would I ask to see you if it's not for business?

Do you think I'm here because of your wiper or my bank loans?

Please sit down.

I'm here about my land that you're interested in.

I have someone who takes care of such business matters, so why--

That's right. But I need to bargain with you instead.

Bargain?

- I heard you really need my land. - That's right.

I won't sell it if you don't buy it for five times its value.

No.

What?

I can't give you the stone, and I don't know where they are. And not my house.

- What? - Did you forget?

The three possessors of the god stones

decide whether to give them to you or not.

Moo Ra! Please reconsider. This goes against the common law.

The guardians of the god stones have always protected them

- and given them to the to-be king-- - How dare you?

How can I accept a king who lost his powers?

Look at you now. If you were qualified to be king

Bi Ryeom and Joo Dong would be right next to you now, but...

you have no idea where they are.

No? Then I won't sell it.

We were going to offer seven times its value because your land is important

but if I'm crossing the line, I'll fairly offer five times its value.

I have no choice, since you won't sell it to me otherwise.

I'll ask them to bring the contract. Please look it over.

I... I won't sell it.

Geez, what do I do? I was really kidding this time.

I'm saying... you have no right to be king.

- I have no right? - That's right.

Let's go.

- What can I do to get that stone? - What?

What do I have to do for you to make you acknowledge my right?

- For me? - That's right!

- Don't come near me. - Tell me!

Report all the negative comments about me on the internet.

Gosh, seven times the price...

Seven times the price...

Isn't that woman the woman we know?

Oh, Ms. Descendant!

That's right. He said he'd come here.

What are you doing here?

I... I'm just here to see a friend.

A friend? The strange woman from last time?

Did everything work out? Are you going to Hye Ra's house now?

- What's a negative comment? - Pardon?

In that urgent situation, that's what you came up with?

I was caught off guard! I didn't know he'd come off like that.

You lost your reason when he asked what he could do for you.

- It's not that, the god stone-- - What did you ask him to do?

She asked you to be her bodyguard at her fan signing?

That's right. What's a bodyguard?

Is she really a goddess? She acts like a sulking middle school girl.

Yoon So Ah!

I see you have company.

I'd like to resolve our misunderstanding and negotiate a deal.

If not, we can reschedule for tomorrow--

No, that's okay.

I'm leaving first. Let's go. Let's go.

Her friend looks like someone with a lot of gold.

A joke?

I didn't know we were so close to make jokes like that with each other.

I just want to get along with anyone, no matter what relationship it is.

- Why? - What do you mean?

It's not possible to get along with everyone.

Why not?

If you want everyone to like you, you have to neglect your own feelings.

And as a result, you'll end up looking for a way to release that build-up.

In extreme cases, murderers...

- I went overboard. - That's okay. It's your job.

I want to be a good person.

I want to help people in need and aid society.

I want to be a useful person in this world.

Gosh, here's another middle school student...

- Can't I do that? - There's no reason why not...

but I knew someone like that before...

and it wasn't all that great.

- Hello? - You can meet Chairman Shin now.

Okay.

Here's the contract. It's for seven times its value. Review it and let me know.

Grandpa! An entertainment company!

That's enough!

We're planning a shopping mall in Block World, so take that instead.

You'll make 100 times more money than what you're making now.

Geez! I lost two buildings to make you into a doctor!

What the heck are you thinking after graduating from medical school?

And why are you in that state?

I was eating black bean noodles on a roller coaster

but none of them cared to do anything about it!

But I still filmed it with a smile! Why? Because I'm a professional!

That's why, I want you to set up a company for me so this won't happen...

That's enough!

Take this and wash it for me. Put a lot of water on it

as if it's a real wet wipe!

No!

That girl!

Come back here!

Move!

Fine! I know doctors are great!

But I can't do it, so what do I do? I'm too dumb!

I already know most entertainers can't make any money!

But I still like it...

I lost my appetite.

- What's this? - Wipe yourself off. You're a star.

What does that have to do with you?

Hey! Hey! Hey, I don't need this! Take it!

This is embarrassing.

[Real Estate Letter of Intent and Contract]

Seven times its value. I can't believe it.

What do I do?

Do you want me to pinch you harder?

I'll be pretty busy from now on.

Finally...

I need an international license, a health check in English

a criminal check, and a copy of my registry.

I don't have to worry about the money.

It costs millions of won to move.

Hey, I'll introduce you to a good hospital, so don't worry.

I've gotten offers already, you know.

- We should have a celebratory drink! - I need to work part-time.

Hey, let's go!

The things you do with alcohol-free beverages--

I have my reasons.

- Remember what happened with my ring? - But this is a bar...

Doctor Yoon, why do you hate Korea so much?

You're the weird one. Don't you know the term "Hell Joseon"?

That coined term was invented by people in their 20s. Everyone wants to leave!

I still like our country.

Who cares about that when Korea hates you?

Excuse me?

- Korea likes other types of people. - Who?

I met two people today who don't know the world.

No, one of them isn't human. But anyway...

Do you know what they have in common?

They were both born with golden pacifiers in their mouths.

For these people, life is a hobby. That's why they have so much false hope

as if they're going through puberty again.

Doctor Yoon.

But Korea actually likes people like that.

They curse them on the outside, but they secretly like them.

And you're the opposite of that.

They cheer you on, but they actually hate you.

I see why we didn't have any patients at our hospital.

I'll be scolded when our boss comes back.

I was supposed to take care of you.

- But you're in a bad mental state. - Gosh.

Don't ruin my mood.

Hey, let's go to karaoke.

"I heard Hye Ra is dating six different men at once."

"Plastic Queen. She thinks she's a goddess."

These are negative comments.

Moo Ra is going through a lot of hardship here too.

If I press this, "Report."

But you don't know the alphabet.

Study the alphabet first.

G... N.

By the way, why isn't this woman back home yet?

I'm sure she'll be back soon.

"An old fox." I'll report this too.

- What did you say? - What are you looking at?

What's that noise?

Oh, that's the sound of drunk men fighting.

In the human world, all sorts of things can happen at night.

That's nothing.

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

This is our nation! This is our heaven!

It is love!

I--

We live the way we want, we sleep the way we want...

We live the way we want, we do whatever we want...

Everyone, gather around!

Seoul, Seoul, Seoul...

It's a place I long for...

What is it that you want?

What is it that you really want?

What is it that you really want?

What is it that you really want?

I can't listen to this. I'll pick a song I like.

[National Anthem]

That punk...

"When I watch her bad..."

"bad acting, I want to rip her face off."

Her face...

"Report."

"Be careful not to..."

"not to run... into me."

That's... "Report."

Geez...

How bothersome.

If you're going to be like that, I'll sing you something else.

Hey.

Love never...

went the way...

I wanted it to.

My heart is like my words...

What are you doing here?

I was thinking of how to get my powers back.

Why are you thinking about that here? Let's go inside.

Then, think about that at the entrance of this alleyway next time.

- What's that smell? - Oh.

I bought some seasoned chicken.

I had a really good day today. It's my treat.

I won't eat it.

Did you eat?

I said I don't need food.

Food...

Food.

- Food? - Stop that!

I know how it works now.

People get hungry when they talk about food.

No.

They call it self-awareness.

Accept that you're a god that can get hungry.

I think it's time you realize that.

That woman...

That was funny.

Why are you in such a good mood?

The thing is, I met a real god today.

What do you mean?

A real god who will rescue me from this hell I'm living in.

Who is tricking you this time?

Not all handsome men are gods.

- Gosh, what is a god? - What?

They are superior beings who make our wishes come true.

They're the real gods.

I... I'm the real god.

Sure.

Did you report the bad comments?

That's right, you don't know the alphabet.

Give me that.

[Yoon]

[So]

[Ah]

- You know it? - Feel honored. This is my first time.

And my name is written like this.

[Habak]

Gosh.

[Habaek]

[Habaek] [Yoon So Ah]

Wow, what is this?

- Please eat. - No thanks.

- I saw you last time. - What?

That day, at the Han River, you ate the chicken off the ground...

After drawing lines between us, look at you now.

You finally understand how betrayal and hunger feel...

I'm sure you're a better king than you were yesterday.

- What are you saying? - You're learning to be a king here.

By the way, did you find out what a bodyguard is?

I did, after I learned how to read--

He found out what it is on the internet.

It's an admirable profession. It's worth trying for the experience.

Don't underestimate people...

- She's coming out! - She's here!

- Lord Habaek! - Let go! Let go! Let go!

Lord Habaek! Don't do that!

No! Don't do that!

Don't do that! No!

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you...

To be honest, I think you've failed at life.

It's because you just touched your nose.

I heard that when you lie, your hormones cause nose congestion.

That's why you end up touching it without realizing it.

No, it was just itchy.

And that's also why you yawned during our last two sessions.

So Min, it's been two hours already.

All this time, you've been trying to find my faults.

- This won't lead to a good diagnosis-- - Forget it.

I'm insulted now!

Let's hold it in. Hold it in.

Let's endure it for little bit longer.

- Are you really doing this? - I'm sorry.

This won't work.

I can't trust a king who lost his powers.

Lady Moo Ra.

Geez, seriously. I'm going crazy.

- Hello? - I can't do this anymore. Take over!

What did you say?

I have to go for a drive to relieve my stress, so give me your car keys.

Go home.

- If not, I'll break into it. - What?

I'll search the internet. I already know the fundamentals of cars.

I said I want to drive!

I want to kill him.

Is there anything on the internet about how to kill gods?

Hey, that's blasphemous.

Fine, let's go.

I'm pretty exhausted today too, so let's go for a drive.

- I'll do it. - Put on your seat belts.

In any case, I'll charge you for gas.

- My neck is cut off. - If I'm in it, that's all that matters.

Come here.

I guess my car wasn't enough.

The sound of your engine is weird, and it's quite noisy.

I heard all sorts of unnatural noises in there.

All it takes is a tightening of a few nuts and bolts.

I got a fixed price to repair it.

I'm speechless.

When you look at anything just once

can you really know and do anything?

- Even without skills? - Skills don't matter.

I'm a god for a reason.

Then, Mr. Nature, I'm curious about something.

Who's the mother, then? I can't find any information.

- Who are you talking about? - Your daughter.

Joo Mong's mother. Yoo Ri's grandmother. You're Yoo Ri's grandfather.

So who's your wife?

I'm not married.

No need to pretend.

Today, I had a really hard day.

I wish... you still had your powers.

If you had your powers...

could you have made the ocean in five seconds?

Of course.

Find sand...

and the beautiful sun, too?

I want to go into the ocean.

I... see the ocean.

I want to swim.

The water isn't scary at all.

And even when I'm by myself, it's not lonely.

- What are you doing? - Don't swim alone.

I need to be here for the powers to work.

Dang it, I wanted to be alone.

- What are you doing this time? - You can't swim.

- But I'm swimming right now. - Really?

I'll let go, then.

No, wait a minute!

Dang it, I swam not too long ago.

Why don't I feel like I can do it anymore?

Leave it to me. In the water...

I'll keep you safe.

I'm sorry.

About what?

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[The Bride of the Water God]

- Did you try to kill me on purpose? - If it started, it should end.

- Why are you such a loser? - You won't have the life that you want.

- A god's servant? - Why do you need her?

- No! - This is making me overexcited.

How could you be so irresponsible?

I'm sure he's not doing this for that reason.

Thank you for saving my life.

I promise I'll keep you safe.