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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:10,720 Sana! Sana! 2 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:16,100 What the fuck ?! 3 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,900 I like Yousef. When I realized that there was something between you... 4 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,780 No! There is nothing between us! 5 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,620 There is something I need to tell you. 6 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,400 And please do not get angry. 7 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,160 Thanks for the mail. 8 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,780 Welcome to voice mail from Telenor. 9 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,900 Leave a message after the beep. 10 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,560 Noora, please call me. 11 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,660 -Hello? -Eskild? Is Noora home? 12 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,960 It's Sana. 13 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:24,900 Oh my God, they’re just in William’s penthouse to fuck. 14 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,140 She’ll be back when she’s newly fucked, my generous, little girl. 15 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,780 -I think they went to London. -Yeah you think they went to London, but you also thought ... 16 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:39,400 ... Grunde was going to win Paradise, so you have bad judgement, Linn. Have some manners. 17 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,940 I’m just a little worried she’s mad at me. 18 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:51,480 She didn’t look very mad when she went off in that 3 million kroner Aston Martin. 3 million is a lot of money. 19 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,420 I sent an email to William. 20 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,620 E-mail? It’s been a while since I’ve written one of those. 21 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:04,260 Yes, but I sent it from Noora’s account. 22 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:10,940 You sent an email from Noora's account to William? Ok, what did you write? 23 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:14,500 Eh... I just wrote ... 24 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,780 "I love you and if you love me, come to Oslo." 25 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,500 That's what made him come? An email ?! 26 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:28,060 Why didn't you think to do that before ?! You write e-mails all the time. 27 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,960 You’re a grown up, Linn. Is that what it took? 28 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:37,400 She’s been stomping around in this self-pitying heartache for 8 months and then all it took was an e-mail? 29 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:42,180 You shouldn’t feel bad about that, that was well done. 30 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:47,060 I'm really a bit proud of you. 31 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,520 High five! 32 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:03,080 But I didn't really do it for Noora's sake. 33 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,740 I did it because ... 34 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:11,240 she was with a guy I like. 35 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:15,220 -Which guy? -Just a guy called Yousef. 36 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:19,180 Yousef? Isn’t that the guy you were trying to pick up last night? 37 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,700 Once I sent a used tampon ... 38 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:29,000 ... to a girl who made out with my ex. 39 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:35,300 -Have you had a boyfriend ?! -Yes, in 7th grade. 40 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:39,280 -That was the first and last one? -Yes. 41 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:44,340 But now we’re talking about Sana, Linn. We can talk about you later. 42 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,900 Right now we’re talking about Sana and the cute Muslim boy. 43 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:53,620 -He's not a Muslim. -He's not? 44 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,740 Ok ... 45 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,240 Hm. 46 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,660 -Do you want some guru-advising? -What's that? 47 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:09,060 I was with this guy, a year ago, a very good relationship ... the best I’ve ever had. 48 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:14,580 It was a Turkish ambassador's son. His name was Lito. You remember him? 49 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,700 He was really cool. Went to Blinder'n ... 50 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,140 was concerned with human rights, Sensitive soul, shared a lot about himself. 51 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:27,260 the most well-shaped cock I’ve ever touched. 52 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:31,260 He was also a Muslim. and not that I'm religious, or anything, because I'm not ... 53 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,140 - but I have browsed the Bible a couple of times ... 54 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:38,380 ... there it says that the most important thing is love. 55 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:43,580 Or "Love on Top," as Beyoncé says. So I think what would Jesus and Mohammed do? 56 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:48,180 And that would be "let the love flow." 57 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:54,420 So we tried that. Love on Top. I was the top. You know, you know about that because you heard it. 58 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:59,060 So we did that lots of times. Then we began to talk about other things, important things. 59 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:05,920 Grown up things like life and humanity and stuff and we disagreed a lot. 60 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:13,920 So the conclusion is that relationships between religious and non-religious people are difficult. 61 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,960 I cried a lot. 62 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:31,540 Aren’t there some other hotties in that gang? 63 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:36,020 That Elias, isn’t he cute? 64 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:39,740 -He's my brother! -That's ... yes, that's your brother. 65 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:45,620 That won’t work. That would be weird. 66 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:50,620 Which religion would you follow? Buddhism or something? 67 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:54,380 -Bahá'í, maybe? -Bahá'í, maybe. 68 00:05:54,680 --> 00:06:00,760 Now I've become a bit inspired to research and stuff online. What are you doing today? 69 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 (No, I still haven’t heard anything…. And you? -No, have you made Chris call William? -William isn’t answering either…. -But think about it, they’ve been apart for a very long time, they’re probably just chilling, and don’t give a fuck about anyone else) 70 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:19,800 (Boys in the yard) 71 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:01,980 -Come on then! Throw! -Guys, guys, listen now! 72 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:05,280 Okay. 73 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,840 (BALLOON BOYS TALKING AND YELLING ABOUT THE GAME) 74 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:44,060 Try then, Elias 75 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,480 I'm so bad at this! 76 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:53,260 Throw, then! 77 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,220 -There, yes! -Good throw! 78 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,420 Hey! 79 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,500 -What's up, Sana? -Join us! 80 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:05,440 We're in the middle of a tournament! She can join later. 81 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,940 Mikael, your turn. 82 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,660 Two against two, it's over. 83 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:14,620 -You throw it, and then... -Bad! Bro, go home. 84 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,000 The two of you against the two of us. 85 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,180 Hey. 86 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,080 Hey. 87 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,380 Did you have a nice time at Eva’s birthday party? 88 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:53,560 Yes! It was very fun. 89 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,520 And you? 90 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:07,400 It was fun The gift she got was pretty awesome. 91 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:14,700 Eskild just popping the champagne bottle and stuff. It wasn’t even his gift. 92 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:19,900 -He didn’t even bring one He’s awesome. 93 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,720 Yeah. 94 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:28,360 And Even. It was good to see him again, at least. 95 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:40,260 Guys, it’s the third time we’ve beat you. 96 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:43,860 so please, just put up a bit of a fight. 97 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:48,780 I thought of something. We have to break the fast together tonight. 98 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,780 -With some delicious food. -Balkan! Balkan Kebab. 99 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,280 No, bro, Istanbul, right? 100 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:02,540 -But we have to do it before Yousef leaves. -Yousef? When are you leaving? 101 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,740 - I talked to Noora. -Yousef! When are you leaving? 102 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,340 - Saturday. -Saturday? -Done. We eat together on friday 103 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,820 -No! -Why not? Relax. We’ll eat on Friday. 104 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,580 Friday is better. We can chill all night. 105 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:18,380 -I can't on Friday. -What are you doing on Friday? 106 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:21,900 Where... where are you going? 107 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,860 I’m going to Turkey. 108 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,160 Oh yes? 109 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,440 Will you be gone long? 110 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:36,820 -No, Thursday is better guys. -We have one last night with him. 111 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:42,320 So should I just ditch the dude? -Let him join. -Yousef, it's your turn. 112 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:49,020 -???. -Why am I always the one who has to switch? 113 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,220 Guys, I’m missing a stick, give me one. 114 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:56,020 -Okay, Mutta, which one should I hit? -Hit this one. 115 00:10:56,320 --> 00:11:00,500 -Great. -If you hit it, you’re good. 116 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,220 You see? Lovely. 117 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:07,720 -Therefore he is on my team! -It’s beginner’s luck, man. 118 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,300 If you hit it once, you’re the king. 119 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,740 If you hit it now, you win the whole thing. 120 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,420 It's the first time you play, so it's okay. 121 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:22,320 -It’s always Elias and me, man. -It's always me and Yousef. 122 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:27,680 (Message Sound) 123 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:33,700 Let’s play another round, guys. Another round? Okay, one more. 124 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,580 If I hit it now... 125 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,820 Then we eat at Balkans. 126 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,220 We won. 127 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:47,100 -Ahhh,done! -You said that one.That one. -Yeah that one too. 128 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:51,400 Come on bro, throw it, then! 129 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,900 I don’t think you should be worried. I’m sure it’s fine. 130 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:02,560 Yes ... I just have a bad feeling in my tummy. 131 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:06,820 -What’s that supposed to mean? -I think there's something wrong. 132 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,300 Something wrong ?! 133 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:15,220 -How do you know that? -Hey, should we contact the police? 134 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,700 -What if he has killed her? -He hasn’t killed her. 135 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,780 We can’t know that for sure. He has shown violent tendencies in the past. 136 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:28,700 his brother is a psychopath. We don’t know if William is or not - those things are genetic. 137 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,220 Oh my God.. They’re fucking! 138 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,180 Stop nagging! 139 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,220 -For four days?! -Yeah. 140 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:43,000 - Without making a sound? -Well I don’t know, I haven’t been listening to them. 141 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,880 Hey. 142 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,680 Fucking hell, William’s car is so cheesy. 143 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,940 Shocking! 144 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,240 She's alive! 145 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,180 Hi! 146 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,480 -Hi! -Hey. 147 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:56,000 Eh ... William? 148 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,560 I have to leave. 149 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,940 It's ... 150 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,780 It's just that ... Ok because... 151 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,440 We only... I just feel... 152 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,340 I just feel... Now I feel that... 153 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,780 That we have talked about everything. 154 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:54,060 At ... 155 00:14:54,360 --> 00:15:00,100 That we only... He just opened up completely. 156 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,020 Do you understand what I mean? And... 157 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:11,360 I didn't know what I was doing before, but I know what and how he thinks now. 158 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:24,140 Sana Bakkoush, this is the best thing you've ever done! 159 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,440 Thank you! 160 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:34,400 But hey! Oh my God, how did it go with Yousef? 161 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:42,040 I do not know completely ... 162 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:47,000 But you talked, right? 163 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,980 I ... yes, or ... 164 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,060 I tried talking to him. 165 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,620 Eh ... 166 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,920 But ... 167 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:16,800 He’s going to Turkey and he’s staying all summer ... 168 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,220 ... and he's not a Muslim, and ... 169 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,380 But you have to talk to him! 170 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:29,340 Just talk to him before he leaves! Send him a text! Now! 171 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:34,100 Eh... I don't have his number. 172 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,980 Then write to him on Facebook. 173 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:42,600 -We are not friends on Facebook. -Oh my God, Sana! Add him then! 174 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,580 Now! 175 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,560 Seriously! Come on! 176 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,940 Yes ... And then you write: 177 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:11,280 “Do you want to hang out with me?” 178 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:17,340 Sana! I swear I’ll log onto your account and write it myself ... 179 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:22,760 ... and hit "send." I'm not kidding, you know that. 180 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,600 Ok ... 181 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,200 Yeeeah! Good! 182 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:51,340 Oh my God! That wasn’t so hard, was it? 183 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,380 You know what ... 184 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,680 Now life is smiling 185 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:02,940 Now we can do anything we want! And I suggest... 186 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,800 That we skip! 187 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,700 Are you in? 188 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,980 Yeah, but I think we already are (skipping). 189 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,020 Class started a long time ago. 190 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,240 Is that true? 191 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,620 Oh my God. Yeah, well, then that’s it. 192 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,580 I thought it would be ... 193 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,820 a bit more difficult. But it feels very natural. 194 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:36,100 Maybe because we’ve been good all year. Summer vacation starts soon. 195 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,980 Yes, now we’ll just go and hide, and wait for the summer. 196 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,220 -What if he doesn't answer? -No! Everything is falling into place now, Sana. 197 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,700 Look, then! 198 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Yes, it is. 199 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,700 -This is me and Noora at a café. -Red lipstick? 200 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,300 - She’s always wearing red lipstick. -Yeah? It suits her. 201 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:08,300 Yes, it suits her very well. And here she’s also wearing red lipstick. 202 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,140 And this is at school 203 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,340 - She's very pretty girl. -She's very pretty. 204 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,900 -And this is Chris. -She looks like a lot of fun. 205 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,860 Yes, she's awesome. 206 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,600 Why don’t you invite them here? 207 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:30,340 -Wow. -That's a picture of Vilde and Eva. 208 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,640 (Of course I want to hang out with you! What about Friday? I’m leaving on Saturday.Yousef Acar accepted your friend request.) 209 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,800 Aaand ... 210 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:51,420 This is another picture of Noora. 211 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:58,320 -What's with the sunglasses? -It’s just this halloween party. 212 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,080 We were ... 213 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,360 We had dressed up. 214 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,920 Nice pictures! 215 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,940 I like Yousef. 216 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,200 Mm. 217 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,560 And ... 218 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,960 He ... he is not a Muslim. 219 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:41,120 And now you’re going to hang out? 220 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,820 I know... I know that Islam says that ... 221 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,960 ... I can't marry him. 222 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,740 but I just ... I don’t understand that because ... 223 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:06,400 ... Yousef is a really good person. 224 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,880 You are only 17 years old. You are not getting married yet. 225 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,380 No, but ... 226 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,900 what about three years from now? If I still like Yousef, 227 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:28,200 why can’t I marry him? 228 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,780 When you are so young, 229 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:37,600 You think crushes and love are the same thing. 230 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,260 Crushes pass, 231 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:47,560 but love and a marriage last for your whole life. 232 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,580 It's almost like a partnership. 233 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:59,240 where you give all the love inside of you to that partnership. 234 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:05,780 It’s also about having someone by your side your whole life. 235 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,520 No matter what happens. 236 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:16,140 And I think that if your faith is strong you’ll get a bit lonely in that relationship, 237 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:22,440 ... if you’re the only one who believes. 238 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:30,840 Because there are always times in your life where you doubt everything. Even God. 239 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:36,740 And then I think it's important that you have have someone by your side ... 240 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:41,640 ... who reminds you why you’re a Muslim 241 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:47,480 And who understands what you believe in. 242 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:52,200 Do you understand what I'm saying? 243 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,200 (Phone ringing) 244 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:10,520 It will be fine. Hello? 245 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,160 (Yousef-Of course I want to hang out with you! What about Friday? I’m leaving on Saturday. Sana-Oh are you leaving this Saturday? I can’t this week. I hope you have the world’s best summer. Chris-Yo girls. What about test driving the van this Friday? I know it’s not Russ Time 2018 yet, but a little trip has to be fine? VILDE-YEEEES!!!) 246 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,220 Please accept my fast ... 247 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,860 ... even though I've behaved badly. 248 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:17,700 Please watch over Eva and Vilde ... 249 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,380 ... and Noora. And Chris. 250 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:26,120 Please watch over Isak and Even. 251 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,880 And Elias. 252 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,040 And Yousef. 253 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,080 (Music Outside) 254 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,840 (Message Sound) 255 00:29:17,640 --> 00:30:27,800 (VILDE-Hi, are you ready to meet up? EVA-Sana! Chris and I will pick you up with the van in 20 minutes. SANA-Ok cool SANA-I regret cancelling the date with Yousef NOORA-YEEES! Call him! Go! EVA-Do it girl!! Life is NOW!! SANA-According to Islam, life is after death. Which is one of the reasons why I should stay away from him CHRIS-According to me, the pudenda is dead after death. Which is one of the reasons why you should meet him!! VILDE-Yousef! Yousef! Yousef! SANA-Hahaha I get why mom is worried that I don’t have any Muslim friends NOORA-Hello! OK!! I can argue from an Islamic perspective SANA-Now I’m intrigued NOORA-Ok, doesn’t Islam believe in destiny? SANA-Yes. NOORA-So if you believe in destiny, and you believe Allah is almighty, there has to be a reason why Yousef became a part of your life? It’s not necessarily because you should be together, maybe it’s something else, but you won’t find out if you avoid him?!?!?! CHRIS-Wow that shit is deep. SANA-You’re right NOORA-Oh yeah bitches, I got a 6 in religion. VILDE-But Noora it IS because they’re going to be together. NOORA-Okay, they’re going to be together SANA-Thanks) 256 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,900 Hey? 257 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,300 -Hi. -Hey. 258 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,900 I was just wondering ... 259 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,380 What you’re doing right now? 260 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,440 Nothing special, really. 261 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,340 Um ... 262 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:53,840 I was just wondering ... 263 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,660 ... if you still wanted to meet up? 264 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,320 Oh, shit... 265 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,900 Sorry, umm ... 266 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:10,200 I’ve made other plans. 267 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,060 Oh okay. 268 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,020 Yes yes. 269 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,400 I understand that. 270 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,820 I'm joking! Of course we can meet up! 271 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,100 When do you want me to meet you? 272 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:35,240 Where? I’ll meet you wherever you’d like. 273 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,120 Don't want to? 274 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,180 (Talking while Cezinando - Vi er perfekt, men verden er ikke det plays) 275 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,260 Ouch! I got it in my eye! 276 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,860 Oi! 277 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,400 Why didn’t you tell me? That sucks! 278 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,780 It could’ve bit my finger, you know. I’m so scared! 279 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,820 I’m terrified of those. 280 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,740 It was just suddenly there 281 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,660 Right now I'm actually really scared. 282 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,240 I'm just tough next to you. 283 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,540 - Oh look, there’s a spider here, Sana! -Where? 284 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,780 Okay, I’m gonna see if you trust me. Just stand here. 285 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,740 I'm waiting. It's wet here! 286 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,460 -If I trust you? -Yeah, come on. Stand there, 287 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:34,460 It's a test of whether you trust me or not. 288 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,160 Don't you trust me? 289 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,160 Hello, if I ... 290 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,420 I’m standing here! Look! 291 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:53,180 Listen. This is an even better game. I’m gonna be like this and you’ll stand there for at least 10 seconds. 292 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,820 Come on. I’ll count out loud 293 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,700 I promise, I’ll count out loud. Stand there. 294 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,660 You’re looking at me now! 295 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,780 -Come on. -Then you also have to. 296 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,780 Ok, we can stand together then. 297 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:14,460 Look. I’m standing here. I dared to. Come on. 298 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,140 I’m not doing anything. There’s no stress. Now it’s your turn. 299 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,720 It's about trusting... 300 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:26,100 -’m standing here! -I can tell you’re standing there! Okay, fine. 301 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:30,620 -Yeah, 10 seconds. -One, two, three ... Look! I trust you! 302 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,340 You’re supposed to stand here! 303 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,460 -Don’t you trust me? -I do. Come on! 304 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,620 Press it, Press it! Come on! 305 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,900 What are you going to do? You're bad. 306 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,980 It doesn't help. 307 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:52,000 -Okay, we trust each other. -Yes, we do. 308 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,580 -How long? -Ten seconds. 309 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,620 Ten, nine, eight ... 310 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,700 seven, six ... 311 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,620 five, four ... 312 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,220 three, two, and ... 313 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,040 Boom! 314 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:28,400 That was a sick remix, wasn’t it? 315 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,880 That's enough, Sana. Hero. 316 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,300 Was it good? 317 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,600 Really good. 318 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,940 -Are you hungry? -Yeah, I’m super hungry. 319 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:00,980 I think we have to buy some food. 320 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,940 Don’t you think I brought food? 321 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:09,020 -You brought food? -Of course I brought food! 322 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:14,680 I’m not going on a date with a girl who’s been fasting for 19 hours without bringing food. 323 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,060 Don’t make me throw you into the water! Seriously! Of course I brought food. 324 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,100 I am, afterall, Yousef! -Awww ... 325 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:26,020 Don’t ‘awwww’ me. I get really embarrassed, seriously. 326 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:31,400 - I can’t even look at you now. -That's what the backpack is for! 327 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,880 MMM. Did you make this? 328 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,300 No. I wish it was me. 329 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:50,120 But it’s not. It was my mom. 330 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:59,060 -What’s in this? -It's a secret recipe. 331 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,460 Mom made it. It’s this amazing recipe. 332 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,580 Think it's bit too complicated for you. 333 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,980 Why? 334 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:13,140 Because the recipe says you have to be able to peel carrots the right way. 335 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,640 I don’t think you’re the right person for that. 336 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,080 Ok ... 337 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,940 It was really nice of you to bring soup, though. 338 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:34,440 See? I can be a good person even though I'm not fasting. 339 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:56,040 I have not been a good person during this fast. 340 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,800 No? 341 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:05,440 I’ve behaved really shitty. 342 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,360 There’s still a week left of Ramadan. 343 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:15,660 You can spend this week making up for it. 344 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,960 True. 345 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:46,040 I was actually bullied in middle school. 346 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:54,140 So every time I experience something like that, I just ... 347 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:58,600 ... I don’t know. Black out. 348 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:14,900 But I'm trying to practice ... 349 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:21,060 ... thinking that people don't have prejudices against Islam. 350 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:25,200 But it’s pretty difficult. 351 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:33,520 Even you think that religion divides society. 352 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,920 To be completely honest, 353 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:46,300 I think society would be split ... 354 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,740 ... even if religion didn’t exist. 355 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,480 -You think so? -Yes. 356 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,900 For example ... 357 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,980 when you get into a revue party ... 358 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,940 The first thing you look for, is people you know, 359 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:15,720 ... so you won’t be there on your own ... 360 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,040 I think the whole world is like that. 361 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,260 You think of the whole world as a big revue party? 362 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:32,100 Yes. On one side, there are the gangsters from the ‘Sound and Equipment’ group ... 363 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,940 ... who talk shit about the preps who form the ‘PR’ group on the other side of the room. 364 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:45,500 And everyone agrees that their group is the best and that their pre-parties are the best. 365 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:50,760 But in reality, everyone is all the same. 366 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,280 Everyone thinks they’re the good guys. 367 00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:01,140 but in reality, there’s no such thing as good or bad. 368 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:05,420 There are just lots of people trying to stand together in groups ... 369 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,760 ... to not be alone. 370 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,940 So you're saying that ... 371 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:21,360 All people are the same? 372 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,820 Yes. 373 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:30,960 Scientifically, people are totally different. 374 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:39,320 Maybe that's why society needs religion, then. 375 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,900 Democracy is not built on the idea that all people are different. 376 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:52,280 It is based on the idea that all people are equally worthwhile. 377 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:58,440 That idea does not come from science. 378 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,820 But I do not know if it helps to pretend that ... 379 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,320 ... prejudices don't exist. 380 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,840 What you have to do, is show what Islam is. 381 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:42,880 You're really a Muslim, aren't you? You just say you're not. 382 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,000 Unfortunately, I'm not. 383 00:42:54,960 --> 00:43:01,040 But how can you be entirely sure that you don’t believe in God? 384 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,580 I do not feel what you feel. 385 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:10,920 But I don’t feel like that all the time. 386 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:16,340 I doubt sometimes. 387 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,840 Yes, but you believe in God. 388 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:25,300 How can you know for sure? 389 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,380 No, I do not know. 390 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,040 But should I tell you something awesome? 391 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,020 Did you know that... 392 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:42,820 Inside the heads of cockroaches there are nine different amino acids ... 393 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:48,760 - that are stronger than any medicine we have today. 394 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,300 -Amino acids? -Yes? Isn’t that what the fuck they're called? 395 00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,700 -Aren't they amino acids? -Antibiotic molecules. 396 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,660 Wow. Really? 397 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,260 Like okay, okay. 398 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,500 I'm trying to save religion here, 399 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:15,600 And you’re spending your time dissing me? 400 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:25,100 You got my point, though? Do you think that all this is completely random? 401 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,440 Yes or no? 402 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,440 -No. -No. Exactly. 403 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,220 But if you ever stop believing in god, 404 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:54,320 - Then you are welcome in my religion. 405 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,800 The big revue party religion. 406 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:03,440 I don't really know. 407 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:14,540 Is it okay to marry non-religious people in your religion? 408 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,920 Yes, it's totally chill. 409 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:26,400 I wish it was chill in my religion too. 410 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:34,040 Why? Are you going to marry a non-believing man? 411 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,740 Yes, maybe? 412 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,220 Who? 413 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,860 Stephen Curry. 414 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,420 Wow. Big man. 415 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,860 -We’re going to make a basketball team together. -What will you call it? 416 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,340 Six children then, maybe? 417 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,440 Yes. 418 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,320 Ok. 419 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,660 When are you leaving tomorrow? 420 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,960 Tomorrow morning. 421 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,840 But I'll be back. 422 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:39,560 When you're over Stephen Curry. 423 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,720 Ok!34473

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