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nearly 800 years ago

monk bodhi came to china from india

he stay in the royal palace for 3 years

he then remained in the jinhua mountains

mastering the art of kung fu

after he died he was buried at mt xionger

but later his remains were stolen

and split in two halves

later a rumour arose whomever possessed his remains

could master kung fu and rule the martial arts universe

since then many battles have been fought

in a quest to contain the remains

now the dark stone, a secret guild of assassins

zhang haiduans residence

zhang haiduan

drizzle dark stone assassin

le bin dark stone assassin

zhang renfeng ministers son

the magician dark stone assassin

the wheel king dark stone clan leader

the dark stone assassins

have raided the ministers residence

and killed him and his son renfeng

amidst the chaos drizzle makes off with bodhis remains

and disappears without a trace

some years later....

the capital

are you mrs cai?

i`ve heard you have a house for rent

this was dr huangs house

he returned to the village last year

the house has been empty since then

the house is very big

will you be living here alone

yes

the monthly rent is 3.2 taels of gold

but if you take it now i reduce it to 3 taels

i will take it. here is 3 months deposit

wonderful i will bring the contract tomorrow

oh, i still havant ask you your name

zeng jing

as soon as you deliver the head of drizzle

is the bank in luoyang city

you will be rewarded by dark stone

with 50000 taels of gold

as well as the 85000 taels of silver

that drizzle is carrying with her

please put the new bricks here

and take out the old bricks

wait

who gets to keep the remains of bodhi from dizzle?

according to the rules of the martials arts universe

it is finders, keepers

we are not afraid

of the dark stone

if we capture the remains of bodhi.

then they are ours to keep

be careful

slowly

put the four cabinets against the wall

and put the vanity inside

drizzle has left shanxi province

she is heading south

and will be near huizhou

in a few days

give me one!

i am willing to turn into a stone bridge

and endure 500 years of wind and rain

the dark stone is the hidden power at court

it is said that they hold the lives

of all the officials and mandarins in their hands

i've that bodhis remains

are now in drizzle hands

drizzles 41 stroke water-shedding sword maneuver

is incredibly fast

it showers the victim with a barrage slashes

so they look they have been cut by drizzling rain

we must work together to kill her

and divide the silver equally amongst ourselves

sister

do you think your kung fu is good enough

once you enter the martials arts world there is no getting out

we will be waiting for you in hell

for performing this surgery to change your face,

i have one other condition

i need to know why are you doing this

that night

i carried the remains with me to the bridge

and just as i was leaving the city

you killed my father

there was the minister's son zhang renfeng

amazingly he was still alive

i'm late again

lift isn't necessarily happy

death isn't necessarily painful

that was the first time i saw wisdom

so you are drizzle

four strokes of your sword are incomplete

so what?

i worry that one day

you meet the real master and be cut to pieces

turn around

look at me

i cant look at you again

in a few more days

i will become a monk

you are only telling me now

then why have you been with me for 3 months

after we part today,

i will recite to prayers for you day and night,

and ask buddha to forgive you

and make you awaken and let go

let go of all the paths to dharma

let go of all the suffering in the world

and sail across the bitter sea

until you reach nirvana

let go!

can you let go?

i will kill everyone in the temple you are joining

the old and young will all die!

wait!

today,

i shall sever this karmic bond

and sever my ties with you

hide weakness in deftness

use both darkness and light

reveal clarity in obscurity

in surrender become strong

those 4 moves can beat your water shedding sword

you will be killed

strike

the window of opportunity arrived

if you can put down the sword in your hand

and leave this path

i am happy to be

the last person you kill

pack up bodhi's remains

and take them to the yunhe temple in nanjing

give then to the monk named delusion

the secret of the remains is

doctor

i want a face that will blend in

so that i can live in the city

and lead a normal life

think it through

after you drink this medicine,

you will be a different person

i dont want to ever see this face again

first i will take some poisonous insects

and place then in your hand

this medicine will lead them to your cheek bones

were they will eat part of the bone

then i will slice open your face, take out the bugs

and use gold thread to sew up your face

3 months later the operation will be complete

zeng jing's tombstone

miss, you have come

i am delusion

when wisdom was 6 he listened to me read mantras

when he was 10 he went to shaolin

and studied martials arts

that was 27 years ago

all of the monks in the temple

said he was their number one master

in both buddist and martials arts

master

before he died he said

the window of opportunity has arrived

buddha can only help those seeking enlightenment

when the window passes, the chance is lost

and if the window has not yet arrived,

then the effort is wasted

what does "i would turn

into a bridge for 500 years

and endure the wind and rain"

means?

before one of the buddha's disciples became a monk

he met a beautiful girl

and fell in love with her

buddha asked him "how much do you love her?"

and he answered

he would turn into a stone bridge

and endure 500 years of wind

500 years of sunlight

and 500 years of rain

he only asked that the girl would walk over the bridge

he was good to you

live your life well

when you feel unsettled

just come and visit me

letter and parcel courier

17 coins within the city

20 coins for up to 3 miles out of the city

1 teals of gold for cross-country delivery

jiang ah-sheng, quickly take this ginseng to the liu residence

his mother is dying this will give her a little more time

ok no problem

quickly

give it to me

auntie

there you are here is this month rent

how about a cup of tea?

sure

this is the perfect weather for tea

here

the rain is getting heavier lets go home

the wind is to strong

your fabric is falling down

let me help you

pack up! pack up!

many thanks

you are welcome

that's jiang ah-sheng

he just moved here last month

he is a courier

he is single just like you

but that will all change soon

i have already arranged everythink for tonight

wait a minute

i already said i not going

if you dont go there will be trouble

you taken peoples money again havent you?

he came all the way from the terrible bridge just to see you

the least you could do is take a look

if you dont like him you can leave any time

i am leaving

you cant leave you just got here

hes the one?

i dont like him

so you dont like the butcher zhu

how about bamboo digger zhou?

coolie su?

what about farmer fang?

i really have to go

just how many people did you take money from?

which of them

are not here for matchmaking?

auntie i know you doing it for my own good

but please dont do it again

jing!

jing!

auntie

what are we eating tonight?

ah-sheng, auntie has a question for you

fatty chen's oil shop

the magistrate of xuzhou

150000 taels of silver

the perfect of hangzhou:

one

fatty chen, you have managed to keep up your kung fu

le bin

you are early

your bird is still alive?

you

even if you die

it will still be alive

if you keep harassing

my pet bird

i will kill you

chief

here are this months accounts

showing the tribute paid by the mandarins

any news on drizzles whereabouts?

for more than a year

our spies have checked the key spots of the capital

my guest is she has left the capital

and the other half of bodhi's remains?

some have said they are in hands of the kongdong sect

and other have said they are here in the capital with zhang dajing

find out immediately

i will

also drizzes replacement has already been selected

the magician has already caught up with her

were is she?

hebei province

tangzhou county

turquoise ye is hereby found guilty

of murdering three people

unwilling to marry your fiance, wang chongli

she secretly carried a dagger

and used it on her wedding night

to kill wang and his parents

this was a premeditated murder,

and she will not be shown clemency

she is hereby sentenced to be executed

the punishment to be carried out tomorrow

this is your last meal

what are you doing

what is it?

just write it like this:

the murderer turquoise ye's limbs are all cold

she has no pulse

the cause of death?

she committed suicide poison to avoid beheading

her indentiy and death have been confirmed

the body can be buried

notify her family that they can pick up the body

who are you?did you buried me in this coffin?

this is tortoise powder

once you ingest it,

for the next twenty hours

it's as if you 're really dead

screw your tortoise powder!

do you know how scary it was?

i may have looked dead,but i could hear everything

from this day forward,

i am your father.

and the dark stone is your mother

i will teach you kung fu and swordplay

you've already died once

you can either join us or died again

look, it's going to rain again!

quick, let's pack up!

pack up the cloths!

here, give me a hand

auntie

it's starting to rain

it's going to rain.help me pack

let me help you pack up

wait for me!

it's going to rain for a while

don't stand outside. come in and have a cup of tea

drink some tea....

that sounds good

she secretly carried a dagger

why don't you try them?

dried fruits...

i like those too

thanks for your help today

damned weather

why doesn't it rain more so i'll have more business?

a few more drops wouldn't kill you,would it?

what do you think of jiang ah-sheng?

what do you mean?

he's been asking about you recently

about me?

what does he want to know?

you know,how old you are,if you've married.

about your family

as soon as he asked me,

i knew what he was thinking

what is he thinking?

jiang ah-sheng is single

wait a minute

no more matchmaking

forgive me if i'm being to direct

for women,

the most important thing is to find a man

okay, don't worry

the money?

thank you

thank you

ten mile bridge

vermilion alley. butcher zhu

are you butcher zhu?

a white-haired old man asked me to deliver this letter to you

three punches

what are you rushing for?

it's going to rain

don't panic.here

i'll recite a prayer,and someone will come to help you

oh great buddha,

hear auntie cai's prayer

jiang ah-sheng,jiang ah-sheng at once!

what sort of nonsense was that?

quick,cover the noodles!

auntie

i just happened to be passing by,let me help you pack up

what happened to your eye?

i delivered a letter to a lunatic

he punched me in the face

hey you two,

today the rain will definitely last for a while

why don't you come in and have some tea?

no thanks

i just drank a lot of water.

you...

you don't seem to be in the mood for tea either

it's a shame

they're dead

i just happened to be passing by

let me help you pack up,you've just gotten here?

where is she?

she asked me to keep an eye on her booth

she's been gone for over 4 hours

here i'll let you pack it up

master,

please tell me

that i am lucky enough to start my life over again

please tell me

if i can really have a fresh start?

go!

the dead shall open the eyes of the living

the heart yearning for the past is unattainable.

the heart yearning for the present is unattainable

the heart yearning for the future is unattainable

the future becomes the present

the present becomes the past

seek not the heart that connects the three!

what is unattainable speaks not of what can be pursued

i was just passing by,let me help you pack up

auntie

don't pack it up

why?it will get wet

let it get wet

why id you come looking for me?

i...

i...

why did you come looking for me?

let me ask you something

you have to answer me before it stops raining

i will only ask once

are you willing or not?

what did you say?

you...

are you willing to marry me?

first,bow to heaven and earth

second,bow to your parents

since all of your parents are dead,we can skip this step

now,bow to each other

now,together you go,into the bridal chamber

six months later

do you need my help?

no,thanks

honey,

you really know how to use a knife

i;ve never seen such perfectly cut tofu

can you go to the corner and buy some soy sauce?

and then pick up five pounds of rice at the store?

i've already paid for them

all you have to do is pick them up

you haven't left yet?

just get five pounds

don't buy more because it's cheap

five pounds.okay

duc

fatty chen's oil shop

it was an expert.one blow with a machete

this is the fourth one dead in six months

this is fatty chen's sword

it wasn't a machete it was a sword

whoever killed him used a sword like a machete

they used a sword. like a machete

to hide their identity

could it be drizzle?

it's not her

it's not her technique

what did they take?

all of the classified files

and the account books showing the money paid by the mandarins

and news on bodhi's remains?

we just received a letter from henan province

the kongdong sect has sent out two assassins

i think they know were the remains are

they are on their way from the capital

and will arrive within a month

who are they meeting up with?

it should be zhang dajing of the united bank

chief,

only lei bin is in the capital

will he be able to defeat both of them?

the herbs were one tael and three coins

the rent is three tael's and two coins

the shoes were seven coins

the oil was half a tael

don't keep reading.we are over-budget this month

we have to pay our taxes to the court next month

oh,i almost forgot

this is a half-year bank note

i saved bit by bit

it's worth fifteen tael's and seven coins

you can cash it in tomorrow

i'll go to the bank tomorrow then

if you had 800,000 taels of silver,

what would you do with it?

if i had 800,000 taels of silver

you wouldn't be here with me

why?

because you would be afraid that i would think

that you were marrying me for the money

united bank

i'll go and get the money

wait here

here is your silver

thank you. please take it

immobolize them!

sir,dont be angry.please accept this humble gift

were is the vault?

sir,those mushrooms are great!

they will extend your life!

did anyone deposit a corpse...

no,half of a corpse?

sir we only accept silver and gold,not bodies

they're robbing the bank!

the police are coming!

call the police!

don't worry.everything will be alright

brother.this lady is really tough

we brothers came to the capital for business

sorry for offending you

please go ahead if you have nothing to do with this

then...

i will have to offend you!

slaughter her!

let's go!

quickly!don't let them get away!

freeze!were are you all going?

arrest them!

stay back!stay back!

ah-sheng,1..

okay, let's eat

you've not the least bit curious?

it's no big deal

even if you were a big bandit before,

you're still my wife now

ahhh,smells good!

today's stew is braised meatballs with vegetables

i'll serve it

i'll ask you one last time,who else know about the remains?

i told you before.

the kongdong sect said

the banker zhang dajing has the remains

so you pretended to rob the bank

don't worry

it will heal in a few days

so the woman fought empty handed?

she did that on purpose

what was your last move?

strike

did she take your sword like this?

how did you know?

tell me.how were you blinded?

what ministry are you from?

why did you drag me out of prison and bring me here?

i told you everything i know!

call turquoise,lei bin,and the magican to the capital

yes

i'll show you guys a trick

a bamboo cup,

a bowl,

and some water

watch carefully

go!

were did it go?look here

arise!

wow!

that's incredbile!

now i will turn wine into ice

this is my newest trick,i just learned it

old lian,can you turn wine into ice too?

i used to be able to when i was young

why can't you do it anymore?

yes,why not?

because the things i can do now are all those...

real tricks

you're talking about the magical flying rope?

the magical flying rope is only a legend

there is no such thing

have any of you seen this trick?

no

don't you always want to see the magical flying rope?

up!

disperse!

you have to have a real skill to climb up

can you make it?

i'm going up

what is this?

it's fake

it's a scarecrow

where is he?

i have to go take care of some things

when will you be back?

in three to five days,if everything goes well

i'm drying some noodles on the roof

remember to take them down in the morning

people lay out cloths to dry.not noodles

this time it will work

air dried noodles don't get mushy,

no matter how long you boil them

come back soon

the kid is waiting for you to cook noodles

that's cold

you want to move back to changzhou right?

if everything goes well,

when i come back.

we'll leave the capital

maybe open a noodle shop in changzhou

okay?

really?

miss

come here

were are you going?

come on

come on,let's go!

hey!you cant do that!

jing,you came at the right time

take this home

stir-fry it with jujubes,angelica and vinegar

have one bowl each time after your period

can i eat it?

this is a secret recipe named "multiple offspring"

honey

honey.

you're home early today

oh.i forgot some things

i was a bit hungry

and came back to get something to eat

honey,

my shoe is worn out

take it off,and i will repair it tomorrow

what is it?

oil has become more expensive

then use a candle

is that her?

she can change her face,but she can't change her aura

aura?

i only see an average housewife reparing shoes

what aura?

you're right.the aura is still there

but the killer instinct is not as strong as before

your eyes must be bad

do you really like this man,

or did you just want any man?

i doubt you're really drizzle

it's doctor li's work

why?

you didn't like your old face?

why go you wear a mask?

you don't like your face?

you killed fatty chen and took all the secret files?

if it were me,

both of you would already be dead

you really want to take us on?

that sounds like un

return the remains to the dark stone,and i will let you live

if you dare say no,

first i will kill your husband,

then everyone you know,

and finally yourself

i'll trade you the remains for something

trade them for what?

me and my husband

you like him that much?

if you help me get the other half of the remains,

i will let you go

the kongdong sect knows where it is

they will be in the capital in a few days

help me get the remains,and you and i are even

don't run away

you will be watched

this sore will never heal

i too want to hide and nurse my wounds

but once i get the signal from the dark stone,i have to kill again

here

tell me why did you really leave?

was it for the remains or for him?

once you start down this path,there is no escape

no regrets and no way out

i like this life i have now

ok,

see you in three days at the yueyang inn

feng's residence

one million tael's of silver

two million taels of silver

three million taels of silver

you told me there is no leaving the dark stone

why let her go?

you have nerve! pointing a sword at my back?

there was a reason why we picked you.

why don't you attack?

kill me.

and there millions of taels

and the tribute from the mandarins will be yours

you can take my place

i heard whoever has the remains can rule the martial arts world

if you can study the kung fu from the remains,

then teach it to me

put your clothes back on and go

until we get the remains,

don't move against jing and her husband

i like it when you lie on me

united bank

the kongdong purple and teal swords are know for their skill

but not their character

they were master and disciple,

but now they're husband and wife

what a joke

if everyone followed their path

then we would be married

that's zhang dajing of the united bank

he's offering a reward of one million taels for bodhi's remains

he's very rich,but he is a cripple

tonight,

we will strike in the lobby of the bank

you two will attack

don't forget to bring the other half of the remains

i really don't understand

why would a woman

whose name make the martials world tremble

marry an ugly,poor good-for-nothing?

take one,it's really good

i followed him for three days

everyday,he's cleaning horses and cleaning up their dung

the only interesting thing he did

was to buy a whetting stone this morning

boss,

i'll take this one

such a hopeless man

don't you want to leave him?

so, i did you a favor

and killed him

your melon is to sweet tofu!

i'll take one

strange

this is the first time jing went to the temple at night

and now a crazy woman appears in my house

everyone come look!

there's a crazy woman in my house!

a naked crazy woman!

everyone come and see!

they're here

you are late

what's that smell?

100,000 taels of gold.

plus checks for i million taels of silver

those are bodhi's remains?

quickly

quickly

the blind can see again.

the deaf and hear again!

and the crippled can re-grow their legs!

as long as i can walk again,

it's worth all of my family's wealth!

zhang dajing is going to die

this is wrong

it's a fake

it's fake

kill them!

let's move in

let's go!

who are you?

i've been a dark stone assassin for decades

now i am old and sick

if these remains can really restore your health.

why don't i take them for myself?

leave the remains

i've known you for so long

you never faced your sword

let's make it today then

dark stoners never fight each other

but it looks like we'll break the rules today

magcian,

you've betrayed me too

who betrayed who?

why do we always have to risk our lives for you?

and give you everything we earn?

let's begin

wheel king.

if you and i fight.

we don't know who the winner will be

but if the three of us fight against you,

these's no way you can win

if the three of us team up and kill him,

drizzle can return to her normal life

lei bin.

you can keep all of the tributr money

i just want the remains

afterwards,

we can all go our separate ways

here is the other half of the remains

after today,

i will have nothing more to do with the dark stone

this is fun

you all actually want to quit.

three against two-the result is the same

show me your water-shedding sword

i could have killed you

i know

but you didn't

because you're no longer drizzle

i told you a long time ago,

if you want to do tricks,then do tricks

if you want to practice kung fu,then practice kung fu

but you always mixed them together

it's amazing that you're lived this long

lei bin!

kill turquoise and help me finish the wheel king!

quick!

flying rope!go!

your magic failed this time

none of you can best drizzle

but her swordplay has some weaknesses in it

when i was teaching her the water-shedding sword maneuver,

i taught her 4 mistakes

watch carefully

didn't you always want to know the water-shedding sword maneuver?

ah-sheng

ah-sheng

listen carefully

leave the city now

go north as fast as you can

in case i don't make it,

everything about me

is buried in the yunhe temple graveyard

honey

it looks loke you're in big trouble this time

you won;t feel it,it won't hurt

i told you it wouldn't hurt

she's still alive

you're the ones who injured my wife?

so what?

by the looks of you two,

it seems like it's hard to resolve this

can't you just let her go?

should i kill you first? or her?

it's hard to say

who will die first

you call that a sword?

i just need to sharpen it a bit

don't you think it's a bit late?

it's not late

not at all

don't waste your energy

a needle in this accupoint....

and then a second one...

and then it won't hurt a bit when you die

you haven't died

how do you know if it hurts or not?

your needles are good for sneak attacks

in open areas

this house is so small,

so using needles is not ideal

you don't recognize these two swords?

impossible

we've already killed you

these are urgents documents

get them to the courier on time

or you will be blamed

the senior eunuchs felt sorry for you

so i kept you as a messenger

if i havdn't,you'd have starved to death already

cao feng,you wait here

here, wait here!

good morning

good morning eunuch tang

it's still morning

if it wasn't for cao feng

i'd have been here a long time ago

i've been hoping to try eunuch zhang's special tea

we are all envious of you

who would imagine that the dark stone's wheel king

is a low-ranking palace eunuch?

who are you?

later tonight,

i'll wait for you at the yunhe temple

why should i go to there?

how did you find me?

you killed fatty chen?

how did you get the pairing sword?

cao feng, let's go!

they are my swords

cao feng!

you're zhang renfeng

but do you know who your wife is?

how ironic!

if you don't come,

you'll never see bodhi's remains again

what did you say!?

cao feng,are you deaf!?

i told you to go,and you're still standing there!

i'll be waiting tonight at the yunhe temple

you

cao feng,you are brazen!

pretending to be deaf....

i;ve given her some medicine

she's lost a lot of blood

let her rest for a while

i have to go to the yunhe temple

if i don't come back,

don't tell her who i am

you don't think this is destiny?

you haven't realized?

you were only struck by a little sword energy

unclog your veins,and you'll be fine

there won't be a scar

did you withhold anything when you taught me swordplay?

i wouldn't treat you like that

you...

i am

you...you're a eunuch

i am for now

i've abtained bodhi's remains

in a few more days.

i'll be a real man

you're not a man

i will be

when bodhi came to china

to live in the palace,

he would have been castrated

but the remains show

that bodhi was not a eunuch,

but a real man

why?

this is bodhi's secret kung fu

i see

from the intersections of the veins,i can follow

the movement of bodhi's internal energy

the flow goes through

the main meridians of his body

he could regenerate organs

even if they have been cut off

i entered the palace when i was twelve

after fifty years,

i am just a eunuch of the ninth rank

i hate eunuchs

i hate the way i talk

i hate that i can't grow mustache

i hate...

i've had to hide my kung fu skills

once i understand the secret of bodhi's remains

and restore myself,we can retire from this world

we can live freely

just the two of us

you really think it will grow back?

we're all been fighting over the remains,

and when we get them,they turn out to be a big joke

do you know why i killed my first husband?

because he was just like you

impotent

no,you're not impotent

there's just nothing there

this is what i am owed

i am not taking any extra

you!

karma really is a bitch

it's tough being a person

you've died once before

this time,

it shouldn't be too difficult

your name is not zeng jing

and my name is not jiang ah-sheng

my real name is zhang renfeng

my father was minister zhang hiaduan

my family is dead

they were all killed by you and the dark stone

most people can't survive a chest wound like this,

but your internal organs are reversed

most people's heart are on the left,but yours on the right

doctor,

can you give me a different face?

then doctor li performed the surgery

and told me

that after your surgery you moved to nanjing

you want to rent a room?

what is your name

my name is jiang ah-sheng

thus i changed my name to jiang ah-sheng

and went to nanjing looking for you

i could have killed you any day

however,in order to wipe out the dark stone first,

i have waited until now

turn around and look at me

you know everything

ah-sheng

before you kill me.

i want to ask you something

did you ever love me?

not at all

i have no feelings for you at all!

i don't care that you thought you killed me,

but you killed my father!

there is no way i can forgive you!

go!

if my father knew i killed a woman,

he would never forgive me

i don't ever want to see you again

just go

fine

do you know why i am burying you under the bridge?

i like you to much!

this way i can see you

every time i cross the bridge

close your eyes good,close your eyes

everything will be finished soon

where do you think you're going?

go back,go back

go back!

the two of us;

we're not over yet

may buddha have mercy

please protect my husband jiang ah-sheng

and let him live a long life

the 10th yamma palace

the wheel king lives alone in the 10th palace.

putting souls on trial

and determining life spans

dividing the rich and the poor,

and sending out souls for reincarnation

before wisdom died,he told me

the reason bodhi's remains are so renowned

is because of his high level of spirtual culvation

your heart overflows with violence

even if you learn how he moved energy,

what is the use?

in this life,

you will always be a eunuch

you can start over

why not me?

i just want to be a real man

is that too much to ask?

i'm the one who taught you

the water-shedding sword maneuver

but you did't master it,

and there are four errors in your technique

today,i'll teach you again

there are 4 sword strokes that you haven't masteres

i worry that one day you'll meet a real master

these four moves can beat your water-shedding sword if you don't master them

you will certainly be killed!

let me reap the consequerces of karma

hide weakness in deathness

hide weakness in deathness.

use both darkness and light

use both darkness and light

reveal clarity in obscurity

in surrender become strong

how did you suddenly strike me eleven times?

i would willingly turn into a bridge

for 500 years and endure the wind,

the sun,

and the rain

ah-sheng,

this is tortoise powder

within a few hours,

your heart and breath will stop,and you will apear to be dead

when the wheel king sees you,he will think you're dead

i will make sure your father's death is avenged

i changed all of my money into gold

and paved it on the floor of our house

after i die,

take the money and leave the capital

get married and raise a family

your heart will not stop beating

come on,

let's go home

after we get home,draw up the divorce papers

don't be silly

we have years ahead of us

help me i down here