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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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(BEEPING)
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(TICKING)
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(GRUNTS) Booyah!
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Half man, half machine.
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All awesome.
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I'm like a ninja
meets an acrobat.
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I'm a ninjabat!
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Maybe I'm in the bat family.
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Dreams do come true.
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- I am so...
- (POWERING DOWN)
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(MACHINES WHIRRING)
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Amazing.
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Huh?
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(YELLS)
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(BEEP)
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Couldn't let me have it,
could you?
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And your tour of the Hall
of Justice concludes here.
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In our specially designed
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state-of-the-art
training facility.
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Atom, meet Cyborg.
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Cyber mechanical specialist
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and the League's
little ray of sunshine.
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- Hey, Atom.
- (BARKS)
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Ah, Canis lupus familiaris.
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It's a common hypothesis
that dog is man's best friend.
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(SNARLS)
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But, uh... Not mine.
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Whoa, cool! Oh...
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"The Atom."
I see what you did there
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with your name and you shrinking
down all tiny and stuff.
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Relax, Atom.
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This is Ace, the Bat-Hound.
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He's just evaluating you.
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Well, in my
scientific evaluation,
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Ace is very intimidating.
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Tell me about it.
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- (BARKS)
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
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Lesson one with animals.
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Never show weakness.
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Man, I think I need
an oil change.
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Batman, I didn't know
you had a...
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Uh... Super-Pet.
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Ace the Bat-Hound
is more than a pet.
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He's the best sidekick
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a caped crusader
could ever have.
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What about Robin?
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- Aren't you the best sidekick? Yes, you are, yes you are.
- (ACE PANTING)
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Aw, I want a Bat belly rub.
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So, Atom.
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Now that you've seen
the Hall of Justice...
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What do you think?
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Would you like to become a
member of the Justice League?
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- I...
- (ALARM BLARING)
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Hold your diminutive answer.
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Follow me.
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Come on, Plas,
it's the trouble alert.
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But I'm starving.
I need a pick-me-up.
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How's this for a pick-me-up?
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- (GROANS)
- One order of fast food to give you a boost.
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Huh? What? Hey!
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(SCREAMING)
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Way to be
a team motivator, Firestorm.
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(SCREAMS)
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(CRASHES)
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Let's see
who needs our help today.
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This is Lois Lane
with Breaking News.
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Gotham City's
clown prince of crime,
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- the Joker, has invaded our beloved city.
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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- (SHUTTER CLICKS)
- Ah.
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Sunny Metropolis.
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The perfect getaway
from Gotham's Dark Knight.
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Nothing like a little vacation
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to put the pep
back in my step.
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- (LAUGHING)
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(ALL COUGHING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Oh, my!
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The Joker's gassing the city.
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(LAUGHS) Who can
stop this ruinous jester?
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Help us!
Justice League, Superman.
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Save us!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Great Scott!
Lois is in trouble.
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ALL: Again.
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All right, team,
gear up and let's go.
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Atom, this is your chance
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to join
the Justice League in action.
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- Are you ready?
- I, uh...
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No pressure.
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We know you're new
at being a superhero.
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If you want, you can stay here
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and hang out
with Ace and Krypto.
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Krypto?
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Another Super-Pet?
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(GROANS) Yeah, I'll take
the clown over the canine.
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- (BARKS)
- The sooner, the better. (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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JOKER: Ooh, the Daily Planet
news building.
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Hmm, the visitors'
guide calls it
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"The jewel
of the Metropolis skyline."
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Meh. Kinda boring.
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Let's renovate!
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- (HORN BLARING)
- (JOKER LAUGHING)
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SUPERMAN:
The nerve of that clown.
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He's tromping all over the jewel
of the Metropolis skyline.
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And he's jaywalking.
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Let's take him down.
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(BEEPS)
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(ENGINE WHIRRING)
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The welcoming committee.
For me?
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Good thing I brought pastry.
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- (BELL DINGS)
- (LAUGHING)
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Ooh, is that coconut cream?
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Lemon meringue.
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- (BEEPING)
- With a bang.
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- (ALL WHIMPER)
- Brace for impact!
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What a beautiful, perfectly
safe day at the park.
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(ALL CRYING)
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- I should've taken my jet.
- Ooh. Ooh.
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- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- I'm holding it together.
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I'm holding it together.
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Oh, this is embarrassing.
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(LAUGHING)
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It's not that funny.
A little consideration here.
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Lois, Cyborg.
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(ENUNCIATES) Try to stay calm!
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(ENUNCIATES)
I can still hear you.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Is this normally how it goes?
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Yeah, but usually with
a little less laughter.
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That laughter is dangerous.
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We've gotta
help these people
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before they laugh
themselves to death.
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And stop the Joker before
he endangers anyone else.
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Then let's divide and conquer.
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Yup, we'll have this mess
cleaned up in a flash.
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Speaking of,
where is the Flash?
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I sent out the Justice alert
minutes ago.
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Priority one.
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Barry knows
how I feel about tardiness.
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(ALARM RINGING)
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Come on, Barry. Get up.
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(YAWNS)
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And one...
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And 2,000.
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Okay, I'm up.
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Shower time.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Whoa, I have got to remember to wait for
the water to warm up before jumping in.
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Nice.
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All right, Central City,
let's get this party started.
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(HORN HONKING)
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Hey, hey, hey, you hit my car!
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- Who's gonna take care of this?
- Me? You hit me.
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I'm gonna sue you
for every brick you've got.
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BOTH: Thanks, Flash!
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That guy's Flash.
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(CHUCKLES) Hidey ho, birdies.
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Ooh, watch your step.
Good morning, Troop 52.
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Hello, hot dog.
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- No school.
- No way. No school?
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Whoa! Thanks, Flash!
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CHILDREN: (UNENTHUSIASTICALLY)
Thanks, Flash.
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- MAN: Thanks, Flash!
- WOMAN: Thanks, Flash!
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- MAN 1: Thanks, Flash!
- MAN 2: Thanks, Flash!
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(GRUNTS)
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Whoa!
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Thanks, Flash!
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Five minutes out of bed
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and look at all
the good I've done.
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Time to get to Metropolis
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- to meet up with the Justice...
- (STOMACH GRUMBLING)
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Oh, I know that grumble.
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And it's saying,
"Donuts, now!"
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And where are the best donuts?
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Gotham City.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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All the victims
are safely evacuated.
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(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
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Plastic Man,
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were you infected
by Joker's gas?
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(LAUGHS) No, it's all this laughing.
It's hilarious.
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Help me!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Plas, get serious,
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we have to find a cure
for these civilians.
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I wonder if I can alter the
molecular structure of Joker's gas
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to create a cure.
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- How?
- Wait here.
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Okay.
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Hypothesis.
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At this size I should be able
to find trace elements
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of Joker's gas still wafting
around the area.
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Aha!
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A Joker gas molecule.
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There's nothing funny
about this.
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Now for a little experiment.
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(JOKER LAUGHING)
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- There he is.
- I've got this clown.
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Never underestimate
the Joker, Firestorm.
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I'll fly around behind him
and then we'll take him by...
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- (BEEPING)
- Huh?
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Surprise?
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(BOTH COUGHING AND LAUGHING)
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Not cool, man.
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Batman will never
let me live this down.
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- Whoo hoos always bring a smile to my face.
- (BEEPING)
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(LAUGHS)
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You've got to be
faster than that
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to sneak up on the Joker.
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Where is Flash?
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- (PEOPLE GASPING)
- MAN: It's the Flash!
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Best donut ever.
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Saved the donut. (CHUCKLES)
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But who's gonna save you?
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FLASH: Captain Cold?
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The only frosting I'm interested
in today is on this donut.
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Give up now
and we'll chalk it up
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to hysteria
over global warming.
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(GRUNTS)
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Instead, let's chalk it up
to global freezing.
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"Global freezing"?
That doesn't even make sense.
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Come on, Cold, you got
better material than that.
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How about, "Chances of that
are below zero?"
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- (YELPS)
- Ah, never mind.
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I can see
my puns leave you cold.
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(LAUGHING) Cold.
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He's all yours, Officer.
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Now it's off to Metropolis.
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Thanks, Flash!
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Hey, you know what goes good
with those donuts?
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You ever been to that
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Lampert's Milkshakes
in Star City?
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No.
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- (SUPERMAN AND FIRESTORM LAUGHING)
- (CYBORG GRUMBLING)
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Ready, aim...
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Fire!
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(GRUNTS)
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These roboclowns are quick.
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(JOKER LAUGHING)
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Whenever I visit the city,
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I just love
to take in a good show.
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Then you're gonna
love my performance as
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a helicopter.
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(PLASTIC MAN SCATTING
RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES)
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Well done, Plas.
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JOKER:
Bravo! Wonderful performances.
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I laughed, I cried.
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My roboclowns died.
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(LAUGHS)
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Photo for your biggest fan?
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- (GRUNTS)
- Say, "Cheese."
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Plas, no!
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(BOTH GROANING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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That was the oldest trick
in the book, wasn't it?
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(LAUGHING) You are so
gonna get it later.
258
00:11:34,774 --> 00:11:38,743
I love it when they fall
for the classics. (LAUGHS)
259
00:11:38,745 --> 00:11:39,945
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
260
00:11:39,947 --> 00:11:41,579
Oh, Plastic Man!
261
00:11:41,581 --> 00:11:44,718
Always clever,
but never too quick.
262
00:11:46,788 --> 00:11:48,322
Flash.
263
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:53,592
(SLURPING)
264
00:11:53,594 --> 00:11:54,693
(CHUCKLING) Wow.
265
00:11:54,695 --> 00:11:57,762
I mean, really, wow.
266
00:11:57,764 --> 00:11:59,196
- (CLOCK TOLLING)
- (SHRIEKS)
267
00:11:59,198 --> 00:12:01,501
Batman is gonna be so mad.
He hates tardiness.
268
00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:04,172
(SIRENS BLARING)
269
00:12:06,105 --> 00:12:08,509
Ooh, a chase scene.
I love chase scenes.
270
00:12:08,908 --> 00:12:10,110
(SLURPS)
271
00:12:13,581 --> 00:12:14,847
Captain Boomerang.
272
00:12:14,849 --> 00:12:17,114
You know, you're the second
captain wearing blue
273
00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:18,517
that I've run into today.
274
00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:20,085
You guys have a club
or something?
275
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:23,488
Yeah, it's the
"Let's destroy Flash" club.
276
00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:24,625
Uh-oh.
277
00:12:25,759 --> 00:12:27,658
And another, and another.
278
00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:29,062
And another.
279
00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:32,732
Ha! Missed me!
280
00:12:32,734 --> 00:12:34,769
- Oh, did I?
- Yeah, you did.
281
00:12:35,436 --> 00:12:36,634
Crikey!
282
00:12:36,636 --> 00:12:38,105
(SCREAMS)
283
00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:42,440
(SIREN BLARING)
284
00:12:42,442 --> 00:12:45,243
Well, that puts the boom
in Boomerang.
285
00:12:45,245 --> 00:12:47,012
- Huh?
- (ALARM BLARING)
286
00:12:47,014 --> 00:12:48,847
(GROANS) I missed
the trouble alert.
287
00:12:48,849 --> 00:12:50,449
My bad, had it on vibrate.
288
00:12:50,451 --> 00:12:52,620
Batman is gonna be so mad.
289
00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:55,789
Blimey! Good shake.
290
00:13:01,662 --> 00:13:05,296
Attention,
Metropolis Board of Tourism,
291
00:13:05,298 --> 00:13:08,333
I'm bored with your tourism.
292
00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:10,569
Where's the whimsy,
where's the fun?
293
00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:13,371
Well, I'm gonna give it to ya
294
00:13:13,373 --> 00:13:16,174
with my Fun Cannon.
295
00:13:16,176 --> 00:13:18,246
(LAUGHING)
296
00:13:20,047 --> 00:13:21,345
At last,
297
00:13:21,347 --> 00:13:23,614
my greatest foe
plays his final card.
298
00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:25,984
And it's up to me alone
to stop him.
299
00:13:25,986 --> 00:13:28,420
This could be our end game.
300
00:13:28,422 --> 00:13:30,655
The last battle in a long...
301
00:13:30,657 --> 00:13:32,723
Impressive, his weapon
charged so quickly.
302
00:13:32,725 --> 00:13:35,830
He's going for the trigger. No time.
Have to strike now, go!
303
00:13:38,765 --> 00:13:40,134
(GASPS)
304
00:13:42,602 --> 00:13:46,472
Batsy, how I've missed you
in Gotham City.
305
00:13:46,474 --> 00:13:49,907
You're always off to play
with your superfriends now.
306
00:13:49,909 --> 00:13:53,945
So I came all the way to
Metropolis to join the fun.
307
00:13:53,947 --> 00:13:55,680
Fun's over, Joker.
308
00:13:55,682 --> 00:13:57,616
I foiled your plan.
309
00:13:57,618 --> 00:13:59,618
What? Oh.
310
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:03,522
You thought your Batarang
defeated my Fun Cannon?
311
00:14:03,524 --> 00:14:05,123
(LAUGHS)
312
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,560
Wait, then
what's that button for?
313
00:14:07,562 --> 00:14:08,727
This button?
314
00:14:08,729 --> 00:14:11,229
It turns on
the air conditioner.
315
00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:14,498
This button
fires my Fun Cannon.
316
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,767
- (LAUGHS)
- (GASPS)
317
00:14:15,769 --> 00:14:17,169
No!
318
00:14:17,171 --> 00:14:19,440
- Too slow, Batsy.
- (FUN CANNON BEEPS)
319
00:14:20,707 --> 00:14:22,309
(JOKER CACKLING)
320
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,219
This does not look good.
321
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,753
You're right.
322
00:14:35,755 --> 00:14:37,491
It looks hilarious.
323
00:14:38,091 --> 00:14:39,491
(ALL LAUGHING)
324
00:14:39,493 --> 00:14:41,826
Thank you, thank you.
I'll be here all week.
325
00:14:41,828 --> 00:14:45,629
In fact, I think
I'll stay here forever!
326
00:14:45,631 --> 00:14:47,601
(LAUGHING)
327
00:14:50,937 --> 00:14:53,972
Now, if I just add this atom
328
00:14:53,974 --> 00:14:55,540
on to this molecule,
329
00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:57,745
it should make the gas inert.
330
00:14:58,778 --> 00:15:01,579
Eureka!
I've discovered the cure.
331
00:15:01,581 --> 00:15:04,184
Now, to synthesize a vaccine.
332
00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:19,367
JOKER: Ta-da!
333
00:15:20,232 --> 00:15:22,032
I said...
334
00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:23,270
(GASPS)
335
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:25,572
(NERVOUSLY) Ta-da.
336
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,475
(WHIMPERS)
337
00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:33,710
(GRUMBLES)
338
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:36,648
Batclown?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
339
00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:39,719
Well, my work is done here.
340
00:15:40,687 --> 00:15:42,423
(JOKER CACKLING)
341
00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:48,528
Huh? (GROANS)
342
00:15:50,998 --> 00:15:52,796
Sorry I'm late.
343
00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:54,465
- WOMAN: He took down the Joker! Thank you!
- (PEOPLE CHEERING)
344
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:55,669
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
345
00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:58,936
What?
346
00:15:58,938 --> 00:16:00,605
Thank you, thank you.
347
00:16:00,607 --> 00:16:02,340
You know,
it's all in a day's work.
348
00:16:02,342 --> 00:16:04,443
Whoa! What happened to you?
349
00:16:04,445 --> 00:16:08,012
This is what happens
when you're late!
350
00:16:08,014 --> 00:16:09,613
I know, I am so sorry.
351
00:16:09,615 --> 00:16:11,583
I had my League alert
on vibrate.
352
00:16:11,585 --> 00:16:14,152
And then a really busy morning with
Captain Cold and Captain Boomerang.
353
00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:15,487
But, hey,
the Joker is captured
354
00:16:15,489 --> 00:16:17,790
and everyone seems
no worse for wear.
355
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:20,358
- Well, mostly...
- And the Daily Planet?
356
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,792
What? (EXHALES)
357
00:16:21,794 --> 00:16:25,565
Extreme building makeover
in three, two, one!
358
00:16:31,806 --> 00:16:32,974
Ta-da!
359
00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:37,108
- ALL: Hurray!
- Flash is the best.
360
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:40,011
Super speed fixes everything.
Just like new.
361
00:16:40,013 --> 00:16:41,512
You want me
to fix you up, too, Batman?
362
00:16:41,514 --> 00:16:44,016
Not everything
can be fixed with speed.
363
00:16:44,018 --> 00:16:46,550
Flash, what Batman
is trying to say,
364
00:16:46,552 --> 00:16:48,286
is that we're you're friends.
365
00:16:48,288 --> 00:16:49,787
That's not what I said.
366
00:16:49,789 --> 00:16:53,257
And we want you to be
the best hero you can be.
367
00:16:53,259 --> 00:16:55,326
Sometimes that means
slowing down.
368
00:16:55,328 --> 00:16:57,395
Being aware
of your surroundings.
369
00:16:57,397 --> 00:17:00,301
And always having a plan.
370
00:17:01,268 --> 00:17:03,468
- Flash?
- Slow down.
371
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:05,504
Surroundings and plan, got it.
372
00:17:05,506 --> 00:17:07,271
- Hashtag proactive.
- WONDER WOMAN: Flash?
373
00:17:07,273 --> 00:17:09,408
Updating my
Hero Hotline, Herogram.
374
00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,476
I-Hero, Herotopia and MyHero
375
00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:14,078
with my takedown
of the Joker.
376
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,514
Oh, thank you, Justice League.
377
00:17:16,516 --> 00:17:19,084
We don't know
what we'd do without you.
378
00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:21,719
- Well...
- Well, Mayor, as long as I'm the fastest man alive,
379
00:17:21,721 --> 00:17:23,322
you'll never
have to worry about it.
380
00:17:23,324 --> 00:17:27,092
But you aren't
the fastest man alive.
381
00:17:27,094 --> 00:17:28,426
You're a fraud,
382
00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:30,061
just like the rest
of the Justice League.
383
00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:34,035
Something the world will see
soon enough.
384
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:37,235
(LAUGHING)
385
00:17:37,237 --> 00:17:39,536
- Who was that?
- No clue.
386
00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:41,539
But I'm gonna find out.
387
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:42,776
Flash, wait.
388
00:17:44,911 --> 00:17:46,647
(LAUGHTER)
389
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,652
Huh? This guy
is seriously fast.
390
00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:56,153
Are you wearing iron boots?
391
00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:57,456
I knew you would be slow,
392
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,794
but I didn't know
you'd be this slow.
393
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,061
No way you're beating me.
394
00:18:03,063 --> 00:18:04,832
(MAN LAUGHING)
395
00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,105
(GRUNTING)
396
00:18:13,539 --> 00:18:15,809
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- Whoa! That's new.
397
00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:24,315
Wow!
398
00:18:24,317 --> 00:18:25,616
Where am I?
399
00:18:25,618 --> 00:18:28,253
Don't worry,
you'll see it again.
400
00:18:28,255 --> 00:18:29,557
Soon.
401
00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:33,860
(ALARM RINGING)
402
00:18:35,729 --> 00:18:37,295
(YAWNS)
403
00:18:37,297 --> 00:18:39,600
Deja vu. Bah.
404
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,900
(WHIMPERS)
405
00:18:41,902 --> 00:18:43,403
You'd think I'd learn by now.
406
00:18:45,138 --> 00:18:46,139
Nice.
407
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,707
Oh, yeah. It's go time!
408
00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:52,980
- Hey, you hit my car!
- What? That ain't my fault, look at my car.
409
00:18:54,248 --> 00:18:55,747
Guys, we did this yesterday,
410
00:18:55,749 --> 00:18:58,048
you really gotta watch
where you're going.
411
00:18:58,050 --> 00:18:59,617
BOTH: Thanks, Flash.
412
00:18:59,619 --> 00:19:02,489
- No school.
- No way. No school?
413
00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:05,289
Two blowouts in a row?
414
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,525
Listen, here's the card for a
tire shop I know across town.
415
00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:10,394
They'll give you a great deal on
new tires if you mention my name.
416
00:19:10,396 --> 00:19:12,130
- See ya.
- Uh...
417
00:19:12,132 --> 00:19:13,532
Thanks, Flash?
418
00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:15,132
CHILDREN: (UNENTHUSIASTICALLY)
Thanks, Flash.
419
00:19:15,134 --> 00:19:16,170
(GRUNTS)
420
00:19:18,404 --> 00:19:19,970
Whoa!
421
00:19:19,972 --> 00:19:22,106
Ha! You know, I like this one
even better than the one
422
00:19:22,108 --> 00:19:23,144
we put up yesterday.
423
00:19:23,977 --> 00:19:25,012
Thanks, Flash!
424
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,612
Triple deja vu.
425
00:19:27,614 --> 00:19:28,913
- (STOMACH GRUMBLING)
- Oh, hungry.
426
00:19:28,915 --> 00:19:30,614
You know what would make
my tummy feel better?
427
00:19:30,616 --> 00:19:32,616
Another round
of donuts at Fox's
428
00:19:32,618 --> 00:19:34,084
and this time I won't have
to worry about
429
00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:36,921
Captain Cold
interrupting my chowtime.
430
00:19:36,923 --> 00:19:38,192
- MAN: It's the Flash.
- WOMAN: Ooh!
431
00:19:39,026 --> 00:19:40,693
Best donut ever...
432
00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:43,327
Ugh. Seriously?
433
00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:44,962
There's no way
this is happening again.
434
00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:47,864
Chalk it up
to global freezing!
435
00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:50,267
- Well, now you're just repeating yourself.
- No, I'm not!
436
00:19:50,269 --> 00:19:53,171
Yeah, you said the same
thing to me yesterday.
437
00:19:53,173 --> 00:19:54,573
Yesterday?
438
00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:56,708
Yesterday I was
at home planning this heist.
439
00:19:56,710 --> 00:20:01,449
It looks like you might be suffering
from some brain freeze. (CHUCKLES)
440
00:20:02,182 --> 00:20:03,481
I...
441
00:20:03,483 --> 00:20:04,716
I don't even have
a comeback for this,
442
00:20:04,718 --> 00:20:06,651
this is just too weird.
443
00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:08,585
Okay, one more time,
like this.
444
00:20:08,587 --> 00:20:10,055
Put that there,
you go over here.
445
00:20:10,057 --> 00:20:11,925
- And I step out of the way.
- (YELPS)
446
00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:16,061
He's all yours, Officers.
447
00:20:16,063 --> 00:20:18,228
This time, try to keep him
in prison, would you?
448
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:20,864
Hey, Flash, you know what
goes good with those donuts?
449
00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:22,467
Lampert's Milkshakes
in Star City?
450
00:20:22,469 --> 00:20:24,471
Oh, you've been there?
451
00:20:25,672 --> 00:20:27,205
Yeah, pretty sure.
452
00:20:27,207 --> 00:20:28,809
(SIRENS BLARING)
453
00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:31,476
(SLURPING)
454
00:20:31,478 --> 00:20:33,311
That's the same car.
455
00:20:33,313 --> 00:20:35,646
Something seriously
strange is going on.
456
00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:38,249
I have gotta get
to Metropolis.
457
00:20:41,188 --> 00:20:42,223
Hold this for me.
458
00:20:43,856 --> 00:20:44,892
Huh?
459
00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:47,060
(SCREAMS)
460
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,198
BOTH: Thanks, Flash.
461
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,665
(GROANS) What a day.
462
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:58,269
Fun's over,
I foiled your plan.
463
00:20:58,271 --> 00:20:59,837
What?
464
00:20:59,839 --> 00:21:04,374
Oh, you thought your Batarang
defeated my Fun Cannon?
465
00:21:04,376 --> 00:21:05,776
(LAUGHS)
466
00:21:05,778 --> 00:21:08,546
Wait, then what's
that button for?
467
00:21:08,548 --> 00:21:09,847
This button?
468
00:21:09,849 --> 00:21:12,049
It turns on
the air conditioner.
469
00:21:12,051 --> 00:21:15,987
This button
fires my Fun Cannon.
470
00:21:15,989 --> 00:21:17,788
(LAUGHS)
471
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:20,059
- Huh?
- Looking for this?
472
00:21:20,492 --> 00:21:21,828
(GROANS)
473
00:21:22,462 --> 00:21:23,696
(JOKER SCREAMS)
474
00:21:24,798 --> 00:21:27,000
- (THUD)
- Ow, that looked painful.
475
00:21:27,968 --> 00:21:28,969
(GROANS)
476
00:21:30,069 --> 00:21:31,937
You're late.
477
00:21:31,939 --> 00:21:34,742
I was hoping for a,
"Thanks, Flash."
478
00:21:36,477 --> 00:21:38,477
Vacation's over.
479
00:21:38,479 --> 00:21:41,246
And I didn't even get a tan.
480
00:21:41,248 --> 00:21:43,314
(GRUMBLING)
481
00:21:43,316 --> 00:21:45,917
Oh, man, guys, I have had
the weirdest day.
482
00:21:45,919 --> 00:21:47,952
It's like everything I did
yesterday is repeating itself.
483
00:21:47,954 --> 00:21:49,988
Except right now, because
when I got here yesterday,
484
00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:51,690
the Daily Planet
had been Joker-fied
485
00:21:51,692 --> 00:21:53,158
and Batman was
dressed like a clown.
486
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,492
Highly unlikely.
487
00:21:54,494 --> 00:21:55,994
Flash, your tardiness today
488
00:21:55,996 --> 00:21:58,429
endangered this city
and the League. You need to...
489
00:21:58,431 --> 00:22:00,698
Slow down, be aware of my
surroundings and have a plan.
490
00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:03,235
Exact... Wait a minute.
Have I...
491
00:22:03,237 --> 00:22:05,569
Given the speech before?
Yes, yesterday.
492
00:22:05,571 --> 00:22:08,641
- Which feels like...
- Deja vu?
493
00:22:10,376 --> 00:22:12,244
You! You did this!
494
00:22:12,246 --> 00:22:15,479
I'm not sure what you did,
but I know it's your fault.
495
00:22:15,481 --> 00:22:18,015
(LAUGHS)
496
00:22:18,017 --> 00:22:19,984
- Who was that?
- No clue.
497
00:22:19,986 --> 00:22:23,055
- But I'm gonna find out.
- Flash, wait!
498
00:22:23,057 --> 00:22:24,924
(MAN LAUGHS)
499
00:22:30,997 --> 00:22:32,663
Still not fast enough.
500
00:22:32,665 --> 00:22:34,599
You are not
getting away this time.
501
00:22:34,601 --> 00:22:36,199
You can't catch me.
502
00:22:36,201 --> 00:22:38,872
Maybe you'll have
better luck yesterday.
503
00:22:41,741 --> 00:22:43,309
(ALARM RINGING)
504
00:22:44,477 --> 00:22:45,543
(GASPS)
505
00:22:45,545 --> 00:22:46,611
Oh, man.
506
00:22:46,613 --> 00:22:48,215
My deja vu is having deja vu.
507
00:22:48,981 --> 00:22:50,317
(GASPS)
508
00:22:56,623 --> 00:22:58,792
(CHILDREN CHEERING)
509
00:23:02,128 --> 00:23:03,129
Thanks, Flash!
510
00:23:04,396 --> 00:23:05,398
BOTH: Thanks, Flash.
511
00:23:06,766 --> 00:23:08,467
BOTH: Thanks, Flash.
512
00:23:08,469 --> 00:23:09,702
What a day.
513
00:23:10,369 --> 00:23:11,969
(ALARM BLARING)
514
00:23:11,971 --> 00:23:13,671
It's the trouble alert!
515
00:23:13,673 --> 00:23:15,940
Let's see
who needs our help today.
516
00:23:15,942 --> 00:23:18,276
This is Lois Lane
with Breaking News.
517
00:23:18,278 --> 00:23:21,011
Gotham City's clown prince
of crime, the Joker,
518
00:23:21,013 --> 00:23:22,980
was invading our beloved city,
519
00:23:22,982 --> 00:23:25,150
- but he suddenly vanished.
- ALL: Huh?
520
00:23:25,152 --> 00:23:28,420
Is your trouble alert always
this not troubling?
521
00:23:28,422 --> 00:23:29,720
FLASH: Guys!
522
00:23:29,722 --> 00:23:31,154
Look, I stopped the Joker,
but listen.
523
00:23:31,156 --> 00:23:32,457
I've got an even
bigger problem.
524
00:23:32,459 --> 00:23:35,794
Great Scott, you're right.
Your pants!
525
00:23:35,796 --> 00:23:37,228
- They're gone.
- Huh?
526
00:23:37,230 --> 00:23:39,796
Looks like
you ran out of pants.
527
00:23:39,798 --> 00:23:42,667
(ALL LAUGHING)
528
00:23:42,669 --> 00:23:44,835
So is Flash
actually in the League,
529
00:23:44,837 --> 00:23:47,671
or just, like,
an honorary member?
530
00:23:47,673 --> 00:23:50,674
- (LAUGHING)
- Well, that explains the draft.
531
00:23:50,676 --> 00:23:52,344
Listen, I was
in a hurry and...
532
00:23:52,346 --> 00:23:55,078
MAN: They'll never
believe you, Flash.
533
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,950
This will be
our little secret.
534
00:23:58,818 --> 00:24:00,919
- Who's that?
- Get back here!
535
00:24:00,921 --> 00:24:02,554
Flash, wait.
536
00:24:02,556 --> 00:24:04,124
(MAN LAUGHING)
537
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,162
(GRUNTS)
538
00:24:09,494 --> 00:24:10,861
Still not fast enough.
539
00:24:10,863 --> 00:24:12,432
Try harder next time.
540
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:14,865
(ALARM RINGING)
541
00:24:14,867 --> 00:24:18,068
(GRUNTS) That's it!
This is the last time.
542
00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:20,840
- (MAN LAUGHING)
- (STRAINING)
543
00:24:22,709 --> 00:24:24,241
(ALARM RINGING)
544
00:24:24,243 --> 00:24:25,478
(GROANS)
545
00:24:29,415 --> 00:24:30,951
- (MAN LAUGHING)
- (GROANS)
546
00:24:32,986 --> 00:24:34,888
- (ALARM RINGING)
- (SCREAMS)
547
00:24:37,457 --> 00:24:39,259
- (MAN LAUGHING)
- (YELLS)
548
00:24:42,862 --> 00:24:46,066
- (ALARM RINGING)
- (SCREAMS)
549
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:49,168
(ALARM RINGING)
550
00:24:51,637 --> 00:24:52,839
Flash, wait.
551
00:24:53,574 --> 00:24:54,775
Flash, wait.
552
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,341
Flash, wait.
553
00:24:57,343 --> 00:24:58,345
Batman.
554
00:25:02,015 --> 00:25:04,149
- Aren't you the best sidekick ever?
- (ACE PANTING)
555
00:25:04,151 --> 00:25:06,651
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
556
00:25:06,653 --> 00:25:08,786
Aw, I want a Bat belly rub.
557
00:25:08,788 --> 00:25:10,787
Batman, I just...
Don't worry.
558
00:25:10,789 --> 00:25:14,424
I took care of Captain Cold,
Captain Boomerang and the Joker.
559
00:25:14,426 --> 00:25:16,061
Thank you?
560
00:25:16,063 --> 00:25:17,894
And I only have a few minutes
before it starts all over again.
561
00:25:17,896 --> 00:25:19,697
Before what
starts all over again?
562
00:25:19,699 --> 00:25:23,301
Referencing events yet to happen?
An agitated emotional state?
563
00:25:23,303 --> 00:25:24,268
Time loop.
564
00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:26,805
- Yes, that's it.
- Impossible.
565
00:25:26,807 --> 00:25:28,573
This isn't
our first tangle with time.
566
00:25:28,575 --> 00:25:30,540
Happens a lot
in the superhero business.
567
00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:32,811
I keep living the same day
over and over again.
568
00:25:32,813 --> 00:25:34,444
I feel like
I've hit a dead end.
569
00:25:34,446 --> 00:25:36,014
Fun fact.
570
00:25:36,016 --> 00:25:38,949
At the subatomic level, dead ends
aren't really dead ends at all.
571
00:25:38,951 --> 00:25:41,518
There is always space
between the molecules
572
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,157
that allow atoms
to move between them and...
573
00:25:45,525 --> 00:25:47,124
And you don't care.
574
00:25:47,126 --> 00:25:49,594
So, Batman, what should I do?
575
00:25:49,596 --> 00:25:53,698
Hmm, it's theoretically possible
to break out of a time loop.
576
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:56,433
But frankly, I don't think
you're fast enough.
577
00:25:56,435 --> 00:25:57,767
Not fast enough?
578
00:25:57,769 --> 00:26:00,271
(SCOFFS) I thought you would
have the answer, Batman.
579
00:26:00,273 --> 00:26:01,274
I was wrong.
580
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:06,009
Nice reverse
psychology, Batman.
581
00:26:06,011 --> 00:26:08,011
That's just what
he needed to hear.
582
00:26:08,013 --> 00:26:09,546
Now where's he going?
583
00:26:09,548 --> 00:26:11,951
Not where. When.
584
00:26:13,286 --> 00:26:14,485
(GROWLS)
585
00:26:14,487 --> 00:26:16,621
You still can't
seem to catch me.
586
00:26:16,623 --> 00:26:18,323
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
587
00:26:18,325 --> 00:26:19,860
(MAN LAUGHING)
588
00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,563
(GROWLS)
589
00:26:25,565 --> 00:26:27,500
- (CAR ALARMS BEEPING)
- (MAN LAUGHING)
590
00:26:30,836 --> 00:26:32,202
Why won't it fly, Dad?
591
00:26:32,204 --> 00:26:33,970
There needs to be a wind.
592
00:26:33,972 --> 00:26:35,573
- BOY: Whoa!
- Son!
593
00:26:35,575 --> 00:26:39,142
This is amazing!
594
00:26:39,144 --> 00:26:41,347
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
595
00:26:42,682 --> 00:26:45,184
Just a little faster, Flash.
596
00:26:46,085 --> 00:26:48,652
Not today or again or...
597
00:26:48,654 --> 00:26:50,057
Whatever!
598
00:26:51,325 --> 00:26:53,293
(SCREAMING)
599
00:26:56,997 --> 00:27:00,500
(ECHOES) Everything is
going perfectly to plan.
600
00:27:02,234 --> 00:27:03,767
(GROANS)
601
00:27:03,769 --> 00:27:05,071
(CRASH)
602
00:27:05,705 --> 00:27:08,172
(SHUDDERS) Whoa.
603
00:27:08,174 --> 00:27:10,475
Well, at least
I'm not in bed again.
604
00:27:10,477 --> 00:27:12,144
But where am I?
605
00:27:13,546 --> 00:27:15,278
We hate you, Flash.
606
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,582
You're horrible. You're awful.
607
00:27:17,584 --> 00:27:19,984
CHILDREN: Boo!
608
00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:22,553
What a phenomenal
disappointment.
609
00:27:22,555 --> 00:27:24,121
What was that about?
610
00:27:24,123 --> 00:27:26,590
Everyone loves the Flash.
611
00:27:26,592 --> 00:27:28,395
At least they used to.
612
00:27:28,929 --> 00:27:30,594
(GROWLS ANGRILY)
613
00:27:30,596 --> 00:27:32,965
Okay, this is crazy, I need
to get back to the League.
614
00:27:34,601 --> 00:27:35,766
That's weird.
615
00:27:35,768 --> 00:27:37,634
Let's try that again.
616
00:27:37,636 --> 00:27:39,836
(STRAINING) My powers.
617
00:27:39,838 --> 00:27:41,072
They're gone.
618
00:27:41,074 --> 00:27:43,110
I've gotta get to the Hall!
619
00:27:46,011 --> 00:27:47,277
(PANTING) Oh, man.
620
00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:50,983
I can see
why people hate to run.
621
00:27:52,986 --> 00:27:55,122
Maybe Cyborg can fix my...
622
00:27:56,055 --> 00:27:58,125
- Hmm.
- Hmph.
623
00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:03,059
Uh, hey, guys,
why the mean faces?
624
00:28:03,061 --> 00:28:04,629
You starched my cape.
625
00:28:04,631 --> 00:28:08,065
You switched my shampoo
with fire extinguishing cream!
626
00:28:08,067 --> 00:28:10,101
You painted my invisible jet.
627
00:28:10,103 --> 00:28:11,201
Now it's just...
628
00:28:11,203 --> 00:28:13,103
Just visible!
629
00:28:13,105 --> 00:28:15,472
You replaced my arm
with an egg beater.
630
00:28:15,474 --> 00:28:17,208
Sure the eggs are amazing,
but still.
631
00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:18,809
And you decided
it would be fun
632
00:28:18,811 --> 00:28:21,578
to mix up the pouches
on my utility belt.
633
00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:22,712
What?
634
00:28:22,714 --> 00:28:24,280
No, no, I didn't do
any of those things,
635
00:28:24,282 --> 00:28:25,882
you don't understand.
636
00:28:25,884 --> 00:28:28,219
There was this blurry guy
and we started running and...
637
00:28:28,221 --> 00:28:29,921
We don't wanna hear it, Flash.
638
00:28:29,923 --> 00:28:32,323
You've pulled at least 52
pranks on the Justice League
639
00:28:32,325 --> 00:28:34,691
in the five days since
I've joined.
640
00:28:34,693 --> 00:28:35,793
Five days?
641
00:28:35,795 --> 00:28:37,429
You just joined this morning.
642
00:28:37,431 --> 00:28:39,130
I'm outta here.
643
00:28:39,132 --> 00:28:40,498
Atom's right.
644
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,867
Flash, your pranks
require punishment.
645
00:28:43,869 --> 00:28:45,569
You're fired.
646
00:28:45,571 --> 00:28:47,373
Uh... Uh...
647
00:28:51,109 --> 00:28:52,478
(SNIFFLES)
648
00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:07,725
Oh.
649
00:29:07,727 --> 00:29:09,563
No power, no League.
650
00:29:10,195 --> 00:29:11,796
What do I do now?
651
00:29:11,798 --> 00:29:13,733
Fade into obscurity I hope.
652
00:29:14,866 --> 00:29:17,234
Hey, that's my costume.
653
00:29:17,236 --> 00:29:19,272
Is it? I hadn't noticed.
654
00:29:21,973 --> 00:29:23,039
You!
655
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:24,909
The pranks, the time loop.
656
00:29:24,911 --> 00:29:26,142
It was all you.
657
00:29:26,144 --> 00:29:28,078
You messed
with the wrong hero,
658
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,548
yellow blur guy. (GRUNTS)
659
00:29:31,550 --> 00:29:34,951
Uh-uh-uh. Don't blame me for
the time loop, Barry.
660
00:29:34,953 --> 00:29:38,555
You were the fool that had to prove
you were the fastest man alive.
661
00:29:38,557 --> 00:29:41,959
But you didn't know about
the Speed Force, did you?
662
00:29:41,961 --> 00:29:45,263
A force that runs through
all of space and time.
663
00:29:45,265 --> 00:29:47,230
Every time you chased me
into the Speedway,
664
00:29:47,232 --> 00:29:51,235
I led you backwards in time to
relive the same day over and over.
665
00:29:51,237 --> 00:29:53,103
And while you were
stuck in your time loop,
666
00:29:53,105 --> 00:29:54,771
I turned everyone against you,
667
00:29:54,773 --> 00:29:57,676
and then tricked you into
severing your Speed Force power.
668
00:30:00,513 --> 00:30:02,947
But why? What did
I ever do to you?
669
00:30:02,949 --> 00:30:04,151
What did you...
670
00:30:05,284 --> 00:30:07,352
What didn't you do?
671
00:30:07,354 --> 00:30:10,086
The Flash, according
to future history books,
672
00:30:10,088 --> 00:30:11,854
the world's favorite hero.
673
00:30:11,856 --> 00:30:13,990
So funny, so perfect.
674
00:30:13,992 --> 00:30:16,094
So fast!
675
00:30:16,096 --> 00:30:17,995
But I'm faster.
676
00:30:17,997 --> 00:30:22,967
Yet, nobody will recognize my greatness
while I live in your shadow.
677
00:30:22,969 --> 00:30:24,669
That is why I,
678
00:30:24,671 --> 00:30:26,370
the Reverse-Flash,
679
00:30:26,372 --> 00:30:30,874
have traveled back in time
to ruin you.
680
00:30:30,876 --> 00:30:33,277
So, you're from the future
681
00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:35,446
and you call yourself
Reverse-Flash?
682
00:30:35,448 --> 00:30:36,948
Ugh. Really? I mean...
683
00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:39,083
- Do you run backwards or something?
- No.
684
00:30:39,085 --> 00:30:41,219
- Are you super slow?
- No.
685
00:30:41,221 --> 00:30:42,920
I'm just the reverse of you.
686
00:30:42,922 --> 00:30:44,555
You're good and I'm bad.
687
00:30:44,557 --> 00:30:46,757
Then wouldn't you be called
Evil Flash
688
00:30:46,759 --> 00:30:47,924
or Bad Flash?
689
00:30:47,926 --> 00:30:50,661
I'm just Reverse-Flash, okay?
690
00:30:50,663 --> 00:30:51,664
Okay.
691
00:30:52,364 --> 00:30:55,231
That's enough of that.
692
00:30:55,233 --> 00:30:57,634
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- (GROANING)
693
00:30:57,636 --> 00:31:00,938
Please, Barry.
You know how it is.
694
00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:02,206
Me, fast,
695
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:04,475
you, slow.
696
00:31:04,477 --> 00:31:06,276
Now that you've been beaten,
697
00:31:06,278 --> 00:31:07,879
it's time for
the world to know
698
00:31:07,881 --> 00:31:11,748
who is truly the greatest
speedster of all time.
699
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:14,751
My friends in the Justice
League will stop you.
700
00:31:14,753 --> 00:31:16,219
Your friends?
701
00:31:16,221 --> 00:31:18,789
You mean the people that just
kicked you out of their club?
702
00:31:18,791 --> 00:31:21,592
Well, I'll tell you
what, Barry.
703
00:31:21,594 --> 00:31:25,328
Since you care
for them so much
704
00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:28,998
I'm going to
take care of them next.
705
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,703
(REVERSE-FLASH CACKLING)
706
00:31:33,839 --> 00:31:35,341
(GROANS)
707
00:31:39,778 --> 00:31:41,844
Looks like Flash
was telling the truth.
708
00:31:41,846 --> 00:31:44,347
This Reverse-Flash character
kept him in a time loop
709
00:31:44,349 --> 00:31:46,283
while he ruined
his reputation.
710
00:31:46,285 --> 00:31:48,221
That rotten rascal.
711
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:50,889
(BEEPS)
712
00:31:50,891 --> 00:31:52,123
Whoa.
713
00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:53,924
- I broke 'em.
- Don't worry, Flash.
714
00:31:53,926 --> 00:31:56,626
Once I enlarge, we'll inform
the Justice League together
715
00:31:56,628 --> 00:31:59,029
and stop this
fast-paced villain. Hmm?
716
00:31:59,031 --> 00:32:01,599
- (POWERING DOWN)
- Oh, this isn't good. This isn't good at all.
717
00:32:01,601 --> 00:32:05,670
My white dwarf shrinking belt must've shorted
out when those shackles stunned Flash,
718
00:32:05,672 --> 00:32:08,338
along with my
communication systems.
719
00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:10,040
Flash! Can you hear me?
720
00:32:10,042 --> 00:32:12,776
- Flash! Flash, over here, Flash.
- Great.
721
00:32:12,778 --> 00:32:14,911
What do I do now?
I'm powerless.
722
00:32:14,913 --> 00:32:17,815
My friends, if you can call them
that, kicked me out of the League.
723
00:32:17,817 --> 00:32:20,951
Oh, this can't be
happening to me.
724
00:32:20,953 --> 00:32:22,318
You think you have problems?
725
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,188
I'm too small
to be seen or heard.
726
00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:26,790
At least you can pick up
the phone and talk to some...
727
00:32:26,792 --> 00:32:27,927
Wait a second.
728
00:32:31,797 --> 00:32:34,164
I can't give Flash
his powers back.
729
00:32:34,166 --> 00:32:35,999
But I know someone who might.
730
00:32:36,001 --> 00:32:39,370
And the only thing that stands
between me and helping the Flash...
731
00:32:39,372 --> 00:32:41,337
Is fruit salad.
732
00:32:41,339 --> 00:32:42,576
How hard can this be?
733
00:32:43,976 --> 00:32:46,580
(GRUNTS) Whoa!
734
00:32:47,179 --> 00:32:48,312
(WHIMPERS)
735
00:32:48,314 --> 00:32:49,649
(GRUNTS)
736
00:32:51,116 --> 00:32:52,318
(SCREEN SQUEAKS)
737
00:32:53,053 --> 00:32:55,455
Yes! (GRUNTING)
738
00:33:03,895 --> 00:33:04,897
Ha!
739
00:33:05,765 --> 00:33:08,231
Huh? Oh.
740
00:33:08,233 --> 00:33:09,568
(YELLS)
741
00:33:11,971 --> 00:33:13,836
(RINGING)
742
00:33:13,838 --> 00:33:15,773
That's weird,
usually when I butt-dial,
743
00:33:15,775 --> 00:33:17,240
my butt is actually
near the phone.
744
00:33:17,242 --> 00:33:19,378
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- Uh-oh.
745
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,915
(ATOM SCREAMS)
746
00:33:23,615 --> 00:33:25,181
(BEEPS)
747
00:33:25,183 --> 00:33:29,353
DOCTOR FATE: Welcome to
Doctor Fate's magic helpline.
748
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:33,024
Do you feel like the world's
turned against you?
749
00:33:33,026 --> 00:33:34,792
Yes, yes, I do.
750
00:33:34,794 --> 00:33:38,395
Do you feel like you've lost
that pep in your step?
751
00:33:38,397 --> 00:33:40,998
Oh, wow. Yeah,
I've lost all my pep.
752
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,168
Do you feel like someone is trying
to take your place in life?
753
00:33:44,170 --> 00:33:48,205
Maybe kick you out of a club?
Or League?
754
00:33:48,207 --> 00:33:51,775
I don't know who this guy is,
but he is good.
755
00:33:51,777 --> 00:33:53,911
Well, if any of that
applies to you,
756
00:33:53,913 --> 00:33:57,514
do yourself a solid
and press one, now.
757
00:33:57,516 --> 00:34:00,784
Well, Barry,
let's hope this helps.
758
00:34:00,786 --> 00:34:01,788
(GASPS)
759
00:34:02,821 --> 00:34:04,055
Huh?
760
00:34:04,057 --> 00:34:06,190
Wait, wait, wait!
761
00:34:06,192 --> 00:34:08,426
I'm going with you.
762
00:34:08,428 --> 00:34:12,063
(SIGHS) It looks like I'm going
to have to do this the hard way.
763
00:34:12,065 --> 00:34:13,963
I'll just have to
get to Metropolis
764
00:34:13,965 --> 00:34:15,766
and tell the Justice League
everything that's happened.
765
00:34:15,768 --> 00:34:17,568
It shouldn't be that hard.
766
00:34:17,570 --> 00:34:20,874
I'll just slip under Flash's
front door, hop on a bus and...
767
00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:22,742
Oh, no.
768
00:34:29,048 --> 00:34:30,581
Now that the Flash is gone,
769
00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:33,050
we'll need someone else
to take the minutes.
770
00:34:33,052 --> 00:34:35,655
Oh! Me! Me! Me!
771
00:34:37,123 --> 00:34:38,590
- Cyborg?
- Yes.
772
00:34:39,925 --> 00:34:41,927
(ALARM BLARING)
773
00:34:43,663 --> 00:34:46,396
WONDER WOMAN: It looks like trouble
is springing up all over the map.
774
00:34:46,398 --> 00:34:49,400
All right, team, split up and
let's take care of business.
775
00:34:49,402 --> 00:34:51,034
Cyborg, read that back to me.
776
00:34:51,036 --> 00:34:53,903
"All right, team, split up and
let's take care of business.
777
00:34:53,905 --> 00:34:55,671
"Cyborg, read that
back to me."
778
00:34:55,673 --> 00:34:57,807
Good job, let's move.
779
00:34:57,809 --> 00:34:59,342
"Good job.
780
00:34:59,344 --> 00:35:01,814
"Let's M-O-V-E."
(SMACKS LIPS)
781
00:35:03,449 --> 00:35:05,749
(ALL SCREAMING)
782
00:35:05,751 --> 00:35:09,153
Too long have humans gorged
themselves at the salad bar.
783
00:35:09,155 --> 00:35:13,356
Now it's time for the plants
to gorge at the human bar.
784
00:35:13,358 --> 00:35:15,392
- (GROWLING)
- (SCREAMING)
785
00:35:15,394 --> 00:35:17,128
Stop.
786
00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:20,563
I'm the Mayor,
I command you to stop.
787
00:35:20,565 --> 00:35:21,768
(SCREAMS)
788
00:35:24,637 --> 00:35:27,737
Sorry, Poison Ivy. (BLOWS)
789
00:35:27,739 --> 00:35:29,005
I heard someone screaming.
790
00:35:29,007 --> 00:35:30,840
And you know,
"I scream, you scream,
791
00:35:30,842 --> 00:35:32,644
"we all scream for ice cream."
792
00:35:33,378 --> 00:35:34,581
Get him.
793
00:35:38,184 --> 00:35:40,019
(GROANS)
794
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,253
Oh, man.
795
00:35:43,255 --> 00:35:45,991
- REVERSE-FLASH: Plants should be seen, not heard.
- Huh?
796
00:35:48,795 --> 00:35:51,528
MAYOR: "Wimbley for Mayor"?
797
00:35:51,530 --> 00:35:53,796
A mayoral float! Oh!
798
00:35:53,798 --> 00:35:56,833
- Thank you, Mr...
- Reverse-Flash is my name
799
00:35:56,835 --> 00:35:59,635
and helping people out
is my game.
800
00:35:59,637 --> 00:36:01,572
Now, I must be away.
801
00:36:01,574 --> 00:36:05,376
There are other citizens
that need my help.
802
00:36:05,378 --> 00:36:07,480
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
803
00:36:08,313 --> 00:36:10,280
Signal watch. Signal watch.
804
00:36:10,282 --> 00:36:12,048
Come on, Superman.
805
00:36:12,050 --> 00:36:16,619
This will teach Olsen not to
take a photo of my bad side.
806
00:36:16,621 --> 00:36:18,054
I'm sorry, Mr. Croc.
807
00:36:18,056 --> 00:36:21,157
It's just, with you
every side is a bad side.
808
00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:22,425
SUPERMAN: Killer Croc!
809
00:36:22,427 --> 00:36:25,229
Unhand Superman's pal,
Jimmy Olsen.
810
00:36:25,231 --> 00:36:26,499
Never!
811
00:36:29,568 --> 00:36:31,904
- (GRUNTS)
- I've got this, Plas.
812
00:36:33,706 --> 00:36:35,974
I can cut logs, too, Supes,
check it out.
813
00:36:36,574 --> 00:36:38,143
(WHIRRING)
814
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,182
(SUPERMAN SCREAMING)
815
00:36:44,182 --> 00:36:45,849
(KILLER CROC LAUGHING)
816
00:36:45,851 --> 00:36:46,920
Plas!
817
00:36:50,289 --> 00:36:52,659
- (SCREAMING)
- Uh-oh. (GROANS)
818
00:36:53,726 --> 00:36:56,760
(GROANING)
How did you do that?
819
00:36:56,762 --> 00:37:00,463
Child's play
for Reverse-Flash.
820
00:37:00,465 --> 00:37:03,802
Say, I don't suppose you have
a signal watch, do you?
821
00:37:05,471 --> 00:37:06,771
Deathstroke!
822
00:37:06,773 --> 00:37:08,975
He's stealing
our shipment of gold!
823
00:37:11,177 --> 00:37:13,409
CYBORG: Gold is a great
investment in your future.
824
00:37:13,411 --> 00:37:17,380
But the only future
you've got is behind bars.
825
00:37:17,382 --> 00:37:19,218
- (BEEPS)
- (WHIRRING)
826
00:37:33,965 --> 00:37:36,300
All in a day's work for...
827
00:37:36,302 --> 00:37:38,605
Reverse-Flash.
828
00:37:39,271 --> 00:37:40,403
(CHEERING)
829
00:37:40,405 --> 00:37:42,238
Reverse-Flash is the best!
830
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,974
Reverse-Flash, you did it.
831
00:37:43,976 --> 00:37:45,242
Trouble at sea?
832
00:37:45,244 --> 00:37:47,443
Aquaman is in.
833
00:37:47,445 --> 00:37:49,512
Reverse-Flash took care of it.
834
00:37:49,514 --> 00:37:51,282
Aquaman is out.
835
00:37:51,284 --> 00:37:52,585
(WATER SPLASHES)
836
00:37:53,385 --> 00:37:54,717
I'm embarrassed.
837
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,288
But I'm also
a little impressed.
838
00:38:00,425 --> 00:38:02,191
(WONDER WOMAN GROANS)
839
00:38:02,193 --> 00:38:04,829
All right, Penguin,
drop your weapon.
840
00:38:04,831 --> 00:38:07,197
Yeah. I'll drop my weapon,
all right.
841
00:38:07,199 --> 00:38:09,535
On you! (LAUGHS)
842
00:38:12,005 --> 00:38:13,139
(ALL SCREAM)
843
00:38:14,273 --> 00:38:17,210
BATMAN: Not before
I get the drop on you.
844
00:38:20,378 --> 00:38:21,545
(GROANS)
845
00:38:21,547 --> 00:38:22,882
Uh-oh. (GRUNTS)
846
00:38:26,552 --> 00:38:28,818
Batman just
launched the missile.
847
00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:30,287
We're doomed!
848
00:38:30,289 --> 00:38:33,793
Don't worry. Reverse-Flash
will take care of it.
849
00:38:37,195 --> 00:38:38,197
What?
850
00:38:51,376 --> 00:38:52,642
CHILDREN: Hurray!
851
00:38:52,644 --> 00:38:54,311
He built
a perfectly safe playground
852
00:38:54,313 --> 00:38:58,249
- out of explosive missile parts.
- Amazing.
853
00:38:58,251 --> 00:39:00,583
Courtesy of the...
854
00:39:00,585 --> 00:39:02,788
Reverse-Flash.
855
00:39:03,621 --> 00:39:05,389
(ALL CHEERING)
856
00:39:05,391 --> 00:39:08,659
Yeah. Let's hear it
for Reverse-Flash.
857
00:39:08,661 --> 00:39:11,228
Reverse-Flash, huh?
858
00:39:11,230 --> 00:39:12,264
Hmm.
859
00:39:15,099 --> 00:39:16,800
(GRUNTS)
860
00:39:16,802 --> 00:39:18,034
That was weird.
861
00:39:18,036 --> 00:39:19,805
But not like
floating castle weird.
862
00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,641
Wow. Magical stairs.
863
00:39:25,643 --> 00:39:27,212
I wish there was
a magic escalator.
864
00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:30,447
(DOORBELL RINGS)
865
00:39:30,449 --> 00:39:33,686
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
866
00:39:35,054 --> 00:39:36,820
- Huh?
- (GROWLS)
867
00:39:36,822 --> 00:39:39,224
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
868
00:39:42,228 --> 00:39:43,760
Yeah, um...
869
00:39:43,762 --> 00:39:46,496
(GRUNTS)
I'm talking backwards.
870
00:39:46,498 --> 00:39:48,231
Just come in, okay?
871
00:39:48,233 --> 00:39:49,735
Okay, sure.
872
00:40:05,483 --> 00:40:06,985
(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
873
00:40:09,655 --> 00:40:12,322
Wow. You guys
really like stairs.
874
00:40:12,324 --> 00:40:14,525
DOCTOR FATE:
Flash, come forward.
875
00:40:14,527 --> 00:40:19,396
The Doctor is in
and your fate awaits.
876
00:40:19,398 --> 00:40:20,831
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
877
00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:22,233
DOCTOR FATE: Zatanna.
878
00:40:22,235 --> 00:40:23,767
(GRUMBLING)
879
00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:27,938
I can't believe backwards talking
101 is a magic requirement.
880
00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:32,876
- DOCTOR FATE: Zatanna!
- Sorry! Uh, I mean, "Yrros."
881
00:40:32,878 --> 00:40:35,682
Yeah, that's
not strange at all.
882
00:40:48,726 --> 00:40:51,927
Huh? Whoa!
883
00:40:51,929 --> 00:40:55,333
This is the second weirdest
room I've ever been in.
884
00:40:55,833 --> 00:40:57,135
(CHUCKLES)
885
00:40:58,771 --> 00:41:01,774
- DOCTOR FATE: Don't be afraid. Come closer.
- Huh?
886
00:41:02,574 --> 00:41:05,175
Welcome to my sanctum.
887
00:41:05,177 --> 00:41:07,545
- I'm the...
- Flash, I know.
888
00:41:07,547 --> 00:41:09,512
I'm Doctor Fate.
889
00:41:09,514 --> 00:41:11,548
It's nice to finally meet you.
890
00:41:11,550 --> 00:41:17,420
Please tell me your blues, and
we'll, uh, sort it out. (SLURPS)
891
00:41:17,422 --> 00:41:18,822
My blues?
892
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:22,193
Well, a couple of days ago,
I was stuck in a time loop.
893
00:41:22,195 --> 00:41:23,260
(GUITAR PLAYING)
894
00:41:23,262 --> 00:41:26,664
Okay, uh,
does she always do that?
895
00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:29,231
It's magic, man! Keep going.
896
00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:30,900
Um, okay.
897
00:41:30,902 --> 00:41:32,903
♪ I kept repeating the day
898
00:41:32,905 --> 00:41:36,743
♪ And chasing a villain
on some cosmic freeway
899
00:41:37,777 --> 00:41:40,409
(SPEAKS BACKWARDS)
900
00:41:40,411 --> 00:41:43,613
♪ But he was
always faster than me
901
00:41:43,615 --> 00:41:46,349
♪ And then my powers went away
902
00:41:46,351 --> 00:41:49,019
Ah, sing it, man.
903
00:41:49,021 --> 00:41:53,423
♪ I came back home
and everyone was mad
904
00:41:53,425 --> 00:41:57,793
♪ Told me to leave
and handed me my bag
905
00:41:57,795 --> 00:41:59,963
Actually, it was a box.
906
00:41:59,965 --> 00:42:03,733
- But...
- Don't stop now.
907
00:42:03,735 --> 00:42:08,271
♪ So as I sat on my couch
wonderin' what to do
908
00:42:08,273 --> 00:42:12,041
♪ My phone started ringing
and it was you
909
00:42:12,043 --> 00:42:15,579
♪ You heard the call
No need to panic
910
00:42:15,581 --> 00:42:18,882
♪ 'Cause it's time
for a little magic
911
00:42:18,884 --> 00:42:21,483
♪ It's magic, baby
912
00:42:21,485 --> 00:42:23,186
♪ That's all that it is
913
00:42:23,188 --> 00:42:25,822
♪ Magic, baby
It's just a little magic
914
00:42:25,824 --> 00:42:31,230
♪ To understand it, baby,
you don't have to be a whiz
915
00:42:31,797 --> 00:42:33,362
Listen.
916
00:42:33,364 --> 00:42:37,233
♪ When life's got you down
with nowhere to go
917
00:42:37,235 --> 00:42:40,737
♪ Just roll up your
sleeves and presto
918
00:42:40,739 --> 00:42:44,608
♪ When you reach in your hat
and pull out a problem
919
00:42:44,610 --> 00:42:47,711
♪ You need some answers
and magic's got 'em
920
00:42:47,713 --> 00:42:50,713
♪ 'Cause it's magic, baby
921
00:42:50,715 --> 00:42:52,282
♪ Time to get it done
922
00:42:52,284 --> 00:42:55,217
♪ Magic, baby
It's just a little magic
923
00:42:55,219 --> 00:42:57,588
♪ It's magic, baby
924
00:42:57,590 --> 00:43:00,393
♪ So now let's have some fun ♪
925
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:02,528
Wow! That was...
926
00:43:03,429 --> 00:43:06,630
Magic. (LAUGHS)
927
00:43:06,632 --> 00:43:09,766
Anyway, can your magic tell me
why I've lost my powers?
928
00:43:09,768 --> 00:43:12,038
(CLEARS THROAT) Hmm.
929
00:43:14,907 --> 00:43:19,211
It looks like your connection
to the Speed Force is broken.
930
00:43:19,844 --> 00:43:21,177
Speed Force?
931
00:43:21,179 --> 00:43:22,780
Reverse-Flash
said something about that.
932
00:43:22,782 --> 00:43:24,648
But I have no idea
what he meant.
933
00:43:24,650 --> 00:43:26,016
What's the Speed Force?
934
00:43:26,018 --> 00:43:27,349
A mysterious energy
935
00:43:27,351 --> 00:43:30,954
that grants the ability
to move at super speed.
936
00:43:30,956 --> 00:43:33,856
Oh. The day I got my powers?
937
00:43:33,858 --> 00:43:35,891
That was a total fluke.
938
00:43:35,893 --> 00:43:37,994
You see, there was this lightning and
then these chemicals spilled on me...
939
00:43:37,996 --> 00:43:39,762
That's what you thought.
940
00:43:39,764 --> 00:43:43,499
The reality is that you were
chosen to be the Flash.
941
00:43:43,501 --> 00:43:46,570
These powers
are a gift given to you
942
00:43:46,572 --> 00:43:49,072
from the Speed Force.
943
00:43:49,074 --> 00:43:51,775
But your connection to it
was broken.
944
00:43:51,777 --> 00:43:53,742
So, what now? Can you fix it?
945
00:43:53,744 --> 00:43:55,244
No.
946
00:43:55,246 --> 00:43:58,514
But I can take you to where
the Speed Force lives.
947
00:43:58,516 --> 00:44:00,816
- Where it lives?
- Yes.
948
00:44:00,818 --> 00:44:02,519
We're going to
949
00:44:02,521 --> 00:44:04,688
the Speed Force Zone.
950
00:44:04,690 --> 00:44:07,624
The Speed Force Zone. That
sounds awesome. (GIGGLES)
951
00:44:07,626 --> 00:44:08,992
Step back.
952
00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:11,561
It's magic time.
953
00:44:11,563 --> 00:44:15,666
With the force of fate
and wits unified,
954
00:44:15,668 --> 00:44:19,338
take us away on a groovy ride.
955
00:44:24,143 --> 00:44:25,644
(ENGINE REVVING)
956
00:44:26,911 --> 00:44:30,046
- Whoo-hoo! Field trip!
- Zatanna?
957
00:44:30,048 --> 00:44:32,918
(GROANS) Yrros.
958
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:40,190
That's... That's the place I saw when I
was running after the Reverse-Flash.
959
00:44:40,192 --> 00:44:42,592
It's called the Speedway.
960
00:44:42,594 --> 00:44:46,064
Our gateway to
the Speed Force Zone.
961
00:44:50,034 --> 00:44:51,670
(COOING)
962
00:44:53,003 --> 00:44:54,470
ATOM: Journal entry 13.
963
00:44:54,472 --> 00:44:57,874
Things have not gone
as planned.
964
00:44:57,876 --> 00:45:00,142
Unable to grow
to my normal size, (YELLS)
965
00:45:00,144 --> 00:45:04,416
the world around me has become more
dangerous than you can possibly imagine.
966
00:45:05,349 --> 00:45:07,950
Every car, a cataclysm.
967
00:45:07,952 --> 00:45:10,054
Every mouse, a monster.
968
00:45:10,056 --> 00:45:12,088
- (GROWLS)
- (SCREAMS)
969
00:45:12,090 --> 00:45:14,858
Every meter, a marathon.
970
00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:16,429
(WHIMPERS)
971
00:45:17,061 --> 00:45:20,162
(SQUEAKING)
972
00:45:20,164 --> 00:45:23,833
Experiments always start with a question.
Here's mine.
973
00:45:23,835 --> 00:45:25,802
How am I going to survive?
974
00:45:25,804 --> 00:45:28,704
(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
975
00:45:28,706 --> 00:45:30,974
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
976
00:45:30,976 --> 00:45:33,010
LOIS:
That was the scene today,
977
00:45:33,012 --> 00:45:36,912
as the Reverse-Flash continues his
unprecedented streak of heroism.
978
00:45:36,914 --> 00:45:40,217
It would seem that the Reverse-Flash
is the only superhero
979
00:45:40,219 --> 00:45:42,853
the world will ever need.
980
00:45:42,855 --> 00:45:44,121
(ALL GROANING)
981
00:45:44,123 --> 00:45:46,123
Just look at that
trouble alert map.
982
00:45:46,125 --> 00:45:48,659
Reverse-Flash is so fast, he's
stopping crime before we can even...
983
00:45:48,661 --> 00:45:49,758
(ALARM BLARING)
984
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:50,994
Finally an emergency.
985
00:45:50,996 --> 00:45:53,262
Aw, yeah!
986
00:45:53,264 --> 00:45:55,632
- (ALL GROANING)
- He got there first.
987
00:45:55,634 --> 00:45:58,568
That's 22 emergencies
he's fixed today.
988
00:45:58,570 --> 00:46:02,475
And he's just passed me
in friends on Herobook.
989
00:46:06,077 --> 00:46:09,746
Well, it's a good thing things
like this aren't important at all
990
00:46:09,748 --> 00:46:12,815
to the Man of Steel.
991
00:46:12,817 --> 00:46:14,550
LOIS: It seems that
the Reverse-Flash
992
00:46:14,552 --> 00:46:17,820
has agreed to sit down
for a chat with the Mayor.
993
00:46:17,822 --> 00:46:19,389
Stay tuned for live coverage
994
00:46:19,391 --> 00:46:22,425
of our beloved
heroic speedster.
995
00:46:22,427 --> 00:46:25,996
I think it's about time
we had a word with this
996
00:46:25,998 --> 00:46:28,998
beloved speedster.
997
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,603
Whoo-hoo! I'm gonna get my powers back!
I'm gonna get my powers back!
998
00:46:33,605 --> 00:46:35,472
- (STOMACH GRUMBLES)
- Oh.
999
00:46:35,474 --> 00:46:38,874
But, uh, first,
I might need a snack.
1000
00:46:38,876 --> 00:46:41,144
(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
1001
00:46:41,146 --> 00:46:42,579
DOCTOR FATE: Thank you.
1002
00:46:42,581 --> 00:46:44,914
(GASPS)
Shouldn't you be driving?
1003
00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:46,583
Don't worry.
1004
00:46:46,585 --> 00:46:49,184
The Doc just gave me my magician's
permit for hands-free driving.
1005
00:46:49,186 --> 00:46:51,287
- Zatanna.
- Yrros.
1006
00:46:51,289 --> 00:46:54,224
Now listen, when you arrive
at the Speed Force Zone,
1007
00:46:54,226 --> 00:46:56,159
you'll go through
a series of tests
1008
00:46:56,161 --> 00:46:59,295
to make sure you're worthy.
(SLURPS)
1009
00:46:59,297 --> 00:47:00,530
Worthy of what?
1010
00:47:00,532 --> 00:47:03,333
That's what
you need to find out.
1011
00:47:03,335 --> 00:47:05,302
That's the mystery.
1012
00:47:05,304 --> 00:47:08,137
That's the magic.
1013
00:47:08,139 --> 00:47:11,240
Yeah. Yeah. But you'll be
there to help me, right?
1014
00:47:11,242 --> 00:47:12,541
I'm sorry.
1015
00:47:12,543 --> 00:47:14,344
The Speed Force Zone
is only accessible
1016
00:47:14,346 --> 00:47:16,345
to those with speed powers.
1017
00:47:16,347 --> 00:47:21,050
Or in your case,
former speed powers.
1018
00:47:21,052 --> 00:47:22,985
Well, this is it.
1019
00:47:22,987 --> 00:47:25,054
- Any parting words?
- Yeah.
1020
00:47:25,056 --> 00:47:27,724
Tuck and roll, baby.
1021
00:47:27,726 --> 00:47:29,291
Tuck and roll?
1022
00:47:29,293 --> 00:47:31,163
- What is that...
- Yrros.
1023
00:47:31,764 --> 00:47:33,365
(SCREAMING)
1024
00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:37,669
(GROANING)
1025
00:47:39,570 --> 00:47:40,838
Oh.
1026
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,104
Whoa.
1027
00:47:42,106 --> 00:47:44,106
Wow. Would you look at that?
1028
00:47:44,108 --> 00:47:48,211
It's some sort of Speed
Force Zone temple thingy.
1029
00:47:48,213 --> 00:47:51,715
And it almost feels like the temple
is giving off some sort of energy.
1030
00:47:51,717 --> 00:47:53,816
(GASPS) The Speed Force!
1031
00:47:53,818 --> 00:47:55,318
If that's where
the Speed Force is,
1032
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,590
that's where I need to be,
and fast.
1033
00:48:03,961 --> 00:48:07,563
All right. These must be the tests
Doctor Fate was talking about.
1034
00:48:07,565 --> 00:48:11,400
Bricks moving superfast,
vibrating through solid matter.
1035
00:48:11,402 --> 00:48:14,237
And I just have to make it
to the other side.
1036
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,842
Well, this shouldn't be
too hard.
1037
00:48:20,911 --> 00:48:22,244
(GROANS)
1038
00:48:22,246 --> 00:48:24,148
Those speed bricks
really pack a wallop,
1039
00:48:24,150 --> 00:48:26,719
but if at first
you don't succeed...
1040
00:48:28,052 --> 00:48:30,722
(GROANING)
1041
00:48:31,155 --> 00:48:32,722
(GRUNTS)
1042
00:48:32,724 --> 00:48:34,858
(GROANING)
1043
00:48:34,860 --> 00:48:36,526
(YELLS)
1044
00:48:36,528 --> 00:48:40,463
(GROANING) Okay.
This is not working.
1045
00:48:40,465 --> 00:48:42,632
- There has to be a trick.
- (TWITTERING)
1046
00:48:42,634 --> 00:48:47,070
We want you to be the best
hero you can be. (ECHOING)
1047
00:48:47,072 --> 00:48:51,844
Sometimes that means
(DISTORTED) slowing down.
1048
00:48:53,878 --> 00:48:57,012
Mmm. Slow down.
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
1049
00:48:57,014 --> 00:48:58,648
Yeah, thanks, Supe.
1050
00:48:58,650 --> 00:49:02,288
Well, going fast didn't work,
and Fate said I'd be tested.
1051
00:49:02,954 --> 00:49:04,323
(GULPS)
1052
00:49:05,023 --> 00:49:07,259
(WHIMPERING)
1053
00:49:10,461 --> 00:49:13,729
How is this working?
1054
00:49:13,731 --> 00:49:18,204
I really, really, really
hate going slow.
1055
00:49:20,304 --> 00:49:21,637
Holy moly.
1056
00:49:21,639 --> 00:49:24,039
It actually worked!
I did it!
1057
00:49:24,041 --> 00:49:25,342
Piece of cake.
1058
00:49:25,344 --> 00:49:27,445
(SCREAMING)
1059
00:49:29,414 --> 00:49:30,746
ATOM: Journal entry 14.
1060
00:49:30,748 --> 00:49:33,651
The situation
has grown sticky.
1061
00:49:36,153 --> 00:49:37,887
But I must keep my wits
about me.
1062
00:49:37,889 --> 00:49:41,090
I must use everything
at my disposal to survive.
1063
00:49:41,092 --> 00:49:43,829
I must use science!
1064
00:49:45,630 --> 00:49:47,863
A little known hypothesis
about arachnids
1065
00:49:47,865 --> 00:49:51,233
is that they can be hypnotized
by flashing lights.
1066
00:49:51,235 --> 00:49:53,235
Time to test that theory.
1067
00:49:53,237 --> 00:49:55,104
Can science prevail?
1068
00:49:55,106 --> 00:49:56,940
Will the spider be hypnotized?
1069
00:49:56,942 --> 00:50:01,280
Will I learn about spider
digestion from the inside?
1070
00:50:03,847 --> 00:50:05,048
Eureka!
1071
00:50:05,050 --> 00:50:06,452
(CHITTERS)
1072
00:50:07,853 --> 00:50:09,251
(PIGEON COOING)
1073
00:50:09,253 --> 00:50:10,952
Aha!
1074
00:50:10,954 --> 00:50:13,088
ATOM: Studies have shown tha
some birds can be tamed
1075
00:50:13,090 --> 00:50:16,860
by applying gentle pressure to
a special nerve on the back.
1076
00:50:16,862 --> 00:50:20,932
This Columba livia domestica
proves those studies correct.
1077
00:50:23,235 --> 00:50:25,668
And now
to the Hall of Justice.
1078
00:50:25,670 --> 00:50:27,804
Hopefully, I'm in time
to alert the League
1079
00:50:27,806 --> 00:50:30,608
before Reverse-Flash
can do any more damage.
1080
00:50:35,146 --> 00:50:36,348
(GROANS)
1081
00:50:38,115 --> 00:50:39,351
(GASPS IN AWE)
1082
00:50:41,985 --> 00:50:43,251
Oh, I get it.
1083
00:50:43,253 --> 00:50:44,887
I have this game on my phone.
1084
00:50:44,889 --> 00:50:47,157
All I have to do
is ride these to the top.
1085
00:50:47,159 --> 00:50:48,423
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- (GROANS)
1086
00:50:48,425 --> 00:50:49,959
Ow! Whoa. That hurt.
1087
00:50:49,961 --> 00:50:52,528
Maybe this is some sort of
endurance test.
1088
00:50:52,530 --> 00:50:55,063
I just have to show
I can take it.
1089
00:50:55,065 --> 00:50:56,634
(GROANING)
1090
00:50:57,601 --> 00:50:59,937
I can't take it! (GRUNTS)
1091
00:51:01,739 --> 00:51:03,408
(GROANING)
1092
00:51:15,052 --> 00:51:16,653
(PANTING)
1093
00:51:16,655 --> 00:51:17,987
(GRUNTS)
1094
00:51:17,989 --> 00:51:22,492
(ECHOING) Be aware
of your surroundings.
1095
00:51:22,494 --> 00:51:24,930
My surroundings? (GASPS)
1096
00:51:29,568 --> 00:51:31,601
(GRUNTS) Huh?
1097
00:51:31,603 --> 00:51:33,706
I never noticed
those platforms before.
1098
00:51:36,740 --> 00:51:40,909
Wow, the path to the door
was there the whole time.
1099
00:51:40,911 --> 00:51:42,547
(GRUNTING)
1100
00:51:44,715 --> 00:51:46,615
Ha! Easy-peasy, lemon...
1101
00:51:46,617 --> 00:51:49,054
(SHRIEKS)
Still hurts. Still hurts.
1102
00:51:50,554 --> 00:51:52,123
(SHOUTING)
1103
00:51:55,492 --> 00:51:59,228
Thank you for joining us,
Reverse-Flash.
1104
00:51:59,230 --> 00:52:00,729
It's my pleasure, Mayor.
1105
00:52:00,731 --> 00:52:02,965
I serve with the pleasure
of the community.
1106
00:52:02,967 --> 00:52:06,936
You won't see me in some
private island clubhouse, no.
1107
00:52:06,938 --> 00:52:11,106
I love being
the servant of the people.
1108
00:52:11,108 --> 00:52:12,842
You're incredible.
1109
00:52:12,844 --> 00:52:16,445
Not only did you stop Poison Ivy
and her maniacal plants, you...
1110
00:52:16,447 --> 00:52:18,548
(SOFTLY) Why are
we sneaking around?
1111
00:52:18,550 --> 00:52:20,883
You know this is how
Batman does things.
1112
00:52:20,885 --> 00:52:22,684
We're spying on Reverse-Flash,
1113
00:52:22,686 --> 00:52:24,787
because Batman thinks
he'll eventually trip up
1114
00:52:24,789 --> 00:52:27,423
and reveal
his true evil intentions.
1115
00:52:27,425 --> 00:52:28,724
BATMAN: Correct, Cyborg.
1116
00:52:28,726 --> 00:52:30,260
This is a covert op.
1117
00:52:30,262 --> 00:52:33,829
We'll spy from the shadows,
move in the shadows,
1118
00:52:33,831 --> 00:52:35,030
be the...
1119
00:52:35,032 --> 00:52:37,066
Firestorm,
turn down your head.
1120
00:52:37,068 --> 00:52:38,668
Oh. Sorry.
1121
00:52:38,670 --> 00:52:41,670
REVERSE-FLASH: Modesty forbids me
from taking such praise, Miss Mayor.
1122
00:52:41,672 --> 00:52:44,507
- (MAYOR LAUGHS)
- And speaking of Gotham City,
1123
00:52:44,509 --> 00:52:49,077
- do you know what you call Batman and Robin under a rock?
- MAYOR: Why, no.
1124
00:52:49,079 --> 00:52:50,880
REVERSE-FLASH:
Flatman and Ribbon.
1125
00:52:50,882 --> 00:52:53,014
(REVERSE-FLASH
AND MAYOR LAUGHING)
1126
00:52:53,016 --> 00:52:56,351
Oh! Here's another. When does
Cyborg change his pants?
1127
00:52:56,353 --> 00:52:58,988
Never. He's not wearing any.
1128
00:52:58,990 --> 00:53:00,356
(CYBORG GROANS)
1129
00:53:00,358 --> 00:53:01,825
Shh.
1130
00:53:01,827 --> 00:53:04,193
MAYOR: As I'm sure
everyone at home would agree,
1131
00:53:04,195 --> 00:53:09,197
you have made Metropolis
and the world a safer place.
1132
00:53:09,199 --> 00:53:12,202
You're a hero
that never asks for accolades
1133
00:53:12,204 --> 00:53:15,570
or wears something
as gaudy as a cape.
1134
00:53:15,572 --> 00:53:17,139
- Gaudy?
- Gaudy?
1135
00:53:17,141 --> 00:53:18,574
And for that,
1136
00:53:18,576 --> 00:53:20,909
we'd like to honor you
1137
00:53:20,911 --> 00:53:22,878
with the key to the city.
1138
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,815
Thank you,
fine citizens of Metropolis.
1139
00:53:25,817 --> 00:53:29,318
I accept your paltry...
I mean, precious gift.
1140
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,954
(CAT YOWLS)
1141
00:53:30,956 --> 00:53:33,188
Soon the world will realize
what you have already learned.
1142
00:53:33,190 --> 00:53:35,891
That I, Reverse-Flash,
1143
00:53:35,893 --> 00:53:39,764
am the only hero
you will ever need.
1144
00:53:41,199 --> 00:53:42,632
No, Plastic Man.
1145
00:53:42,634 --> 00:53:43,733
You're putting too much weight
on the support beam.
1146
00:53:43,735 --> 00:53:45,671
- You need to...
- (ALL SCREAMING)
1147
00:53:46,438 --> 00:53:48,003
(ALL GROANING)
1148
00:53:48,005 --> 00:53:51,941
This is why
the Batman works alone.
1149
00:53:51,943 --> 00:53:53,242
Oh, look!
1150
00:53:53,244 --> 00:53:55,144
It's the Justice League.
1151
00:53:55,146 --> 00:53:58,447
Or should I say
the Jobless League.
1152
00:53:58,449 --> 00:53:59,548
(LAUGHS)
1153
00:53:59,550 --> 00:54:01,686
(ALL LAUGHING)
1154
00:54:02,219 --> 00:54:04,653
Sadly, I agree.
1155
00:54:04,655 --> 00:54:07,856
- ALL: Huh?
- This can only mean one thing.
1156
00:54:07,858 --> 00:54:11,693
The Justice League
is now retired.
1157
00:54:11,695 --> 00:54:13,195
(GASPING)
1158
00:54:13,197 --> 00:54:15,501
(CACKLING)
1159
00:54:18,836 --> 00:54:21,237
(YELLS)
1160
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:22,505
Whoo-hoo!
1161
00:54:22,507 --> 00:54:24,510
Whoa! Huh?
1162
00:54:25,543 --> 00:54:28,610
(LAUGHS) Whoa!
1163
00:54:28,612 --> 00:54:30,646
A maze?
Well, I love mazes!
1164
00:54:30,648 --> 00:54:33,617
They're amazing. (LAUGHS)
1165
00:54:33,619 --> 00:54:37,021
I'm almost there. I can
feel my powers coming back.
1166
00:54:37,789 --> 00:54:40,856
(CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
1167
00:54:40,858 --> 00:54:43,728
Hey, look at that.
Almost back to full speed.
1168
00:54:44,262 --> 00:54:45,427
(LAUGHS)
1169
00:54:45,429 --> 00:54:47,665
Yeah! Oh, no. Huh?
1170
00:54:52,471 --> 00:54:55,173
(SWITCH CLICKING)
1171
00:55:00,143 --> 00:55:02,512
So all I have to do is get
through the maze in the dark.
1172
00:55:02,514 --> 00:55:05,680
With my super speed back,
that shouldn't be a problem.
1173
00:55:05,682 --> 00:55:08,219
- (THUDDING)
- Ow, ow, ow!
1174
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,688
Okay. It's a problem!
1175
00:55:12,690 --> 00:55:16,092
What is it with this place
trying to hurt me?
1176
00:55:16,094 --> 00:55:17,994
(SIGHS)
What was it Batman said?
1177
00:55:17,996 --> 00:55:19,729
- Always have a plan.
- Always have a plan.
1178
00:55:19,731 --> 00:55:22,100
Okay, so, Flash,
what's your plan?
1179
00:55:25,103 --> 00:55:27,403
Oh! I can make a plan
from up here.
1180
00:55:27,405 --> 00:55:29,338
Okay. Now let's see.
1181
00:55:29,340 --> 00:55:32,175
Left, right, right, right.
Wait, no, no, no, no.
1182
00:55:32,177 --> 00:55:35,577
Okay. Left, right, right,
right, left...
1183
00:55:35,579 --> 00:55:38,046
Okay. Left, right, left,
1184
00:55:38,048 --> 00:55:40,316
left, right, left, right,
left, left,
1185
00:55:40,318 --> 00:55:43,351
right, right, left, left.
Perfect.
1186
00:55:43,353 --> 00:55:44,855
Okay, I got it. I got it.
1187
00:55:50,128 --> 00:55:51,459
Whoo-hoo!
1188
00:55:51,461 --> 00:55:52,965
(GASPS) The final door.
1189
00:55:54,498 --> 00:55:56,132
(GRUNTING)
1190
00:55:56,134 --> 00:55:59,369
Aw, come on! How can I get
through this solid door?
1191
00:55:59,371 --> 00:56:00,739
It's a dead end!
1192
00:56:01,338 --> 00:56:02,438
Fun fact.
1193
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,738
At the subatomic level,
1194
00:56:03,740 --> 00:56:06,008
dead ends aren't really
dead ends at all.
1195
00:56:06,010 --> 00:56:08,276
There is always space
between the molecules
1196
00:56:08,278 --> 00:56:10,882
that allow atoms
to move between them.
1197
00:56:12,650 --> 00:56:13,950
If the Atom is right,
1198
00:56:13,952 --> 00:56:16,284
and there is space
between everything,
1199
00:56:16,286 --> 00:56:18,822
I just have to do
what the speed bricks did
1200
00:56:18,824 --> 00:56:21,925
and vibrate my molecules
to fit between them.
1201
00:56:21,927 --> 00:56:25,230
Well, here goes everything.
1202
00:56:26,231 --> 00:56:27,833
(SHUDDERING)
1203
00:56:28,865 --> 00:56:31,135
(LAUGHS) Whoa! Whoo!
1204
00:56:33,972 --> 00:56:36,307
I just vibrated
through that wall.
1205
00:56:37,442 --> 00:56:39,110
I can do anything!
1206
00:56:39,744 --> 00:56:41,077
That's it.
1207
00:56:41,079 --> 00:56:44,115
I can feel it
radiating the Speed Force.
1208
00:56:49,353 --> 00:56:50,355
(SCREECHING)
1209
00:56:51,121 --> 00:56:52,487
Wow!
1210
00:56:52,489 --> 00:56:54,992
It's some kind of nexus.
1211
00:56:59,530 --> 00:57:00,896
It's amazing!
1212
00:57:00,898 --> 00:57:03,398
I've finally done it!
1213
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,168
Nothing can stop...
1214
00:57:05,170 --> 00:57:07,168
Whoa! (EXCLAIMS)
1215
00:57:07,170 --> 00:57:08,205
Huh?
1216
00:57:09,007 --> 00:57:10,539
At last!
1217
00:57:10,541 --> 00:57:12,075
FLASH: Reverse-Flash?
1218
00:57:12,077 --> 00:57:14,744
- But how?
- Still too slow, aren't you?
1219
00:57:14,746 --> 00:57:16,211
The time loop.
1220
00:57:16,213 --> 00:57:19,115
You breaking your connection
to the Speed Force,
1221
00:57:19,117 --> 00:57:21,383
I knew it would all
lead you here,
1222
00:57:21,385 --> 00:57:23,117
to the Speed Force nexus.
1223
00:57:23,119 --> 00:57:26,121
And also, through that
ridiculous obstacle course...
1224
00:57:26,123 --> 00:57:28,258
I mean, are you kidding me?
1225
00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:29,590
Dangerous!
1226
00:57:29,592 --> 00:57:33,762
So I duped you into opening
the three doors for me.
1227
00:57:33,764 --> 00:57:36,499
Congratulations, loser!
1228
00:57:36,501 --> 00:57:37,733
And now,
1229
00:57:37,735 --> 00:57:39,836
with the power of the nexus,
1230
00:57:39,838 --> 00:57:42,106
nothing can stand in my way.
1231
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,572
(GROANS)
1232
00:57:44,574 --> 00:57:47,745
(YELLS)
1233
00:57:48,713 --> 00:57:50,112
The power!
1234
00:57:50,114 --> 00:57:54,751
It's... It's like
drinking 52 milkshakes
1235
00:57:54,753 --> 00:57:57,519
and eating
a bag of jelly beans!
1236
00:57:57,521 --> 00:58:00,389
Invigorating!
1237
00:58:00,391 --> 00:58:03,325
The nexus is mine!
I earned it!
1238
00:58:03,327 --> 00:58:04,559
Ooh.
1239
00:58:04,561 --> 00:58:07,098
Good luck being trapped here
for all eternity.
1240
00:58:08,465 --> 00:58:09,900
(GROANING)
1241
00:58:14,505 --> 00:58:15,940
(WIND WHOOSHING)
1242
00:58:18,876 --> 00:58:21,242
I can't believe
that we're retiring.
1243
00:58:21,244 --> 00:58:23,278
I mean,
where do we go from here?
1244
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,581
Heroes, Cyborg,
never give up hope.
1245
00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:29,485
And I haven't given up
investigating Reverse-Flash.
1246
00:58:29,487 --> 00:58:32,621
Oh, how the mighty
have fallen.
1247
00:58:32,623 --> 00:58:34,856
The once great Justice League
1248
00:58:34,858 --> 00:58:37,827
forced into retirement.
1249
00:58:37,829 --> 00:58:40,128
Face it, super zeroes,
1250
00:58:40,130 --> 00:58:41,731
you're yesterday's news!
1251
00:58:41,733 --> 00:58:46,267
Today's fast-paced world
needs a hero like yours truly.
1252
00:58:46,269 --> 00:58:49,505
And thanks
to your old pal, Flash,
1253
00:58:49,507 --> 00:58:53,008
future history books
will know only me
1254
00:58:53,010 --> 00:58:55,244
as Earth's greatest champion.
1255
00:58:55,246 --> 00:58:56,314
Watch.
1256
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,783
Look, outside!
1257
00:59:00,518 --> 00:59:03,155
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
1258
00:59:12,663 --> 00:59:13,862
CYBORG: What is he doing?
1259
00:59:13,864 --> 00:59:15,530
He's walling us in.
1260
00:59:15,532 --> 00:59:18,066
He must not be aware
of my super strength.
1261
00:59:18,068 --> 00:59:20,304
Or my ability
to transform matter.
1262
00:59:20,804 --> 00:59:22,170
(GRUNTS)
1263
00:59:22,172 --> 00:59:23,174
(GRUNTS)
1264
00:59:24,476 --> 00:59:25,577
BOTH: Uh-oh.
1265
00:59:29,646 --> 00:59:30,915
I'm too late!
1266
00:59:34,751 --> 00:59:36,684
What kind of material is that?
1267
00:59:36,686 --> 00:59:38,420
Not the normal kind.
1268
00:59:38,422 --> 00:59:41,858
My scanners indicate these bricks
are moving at an incredible speed.
1269
00:59:41,860 --> 00:59:43,124
The kinetic energy
they're putting off
1270
00:59:43,126 --> 00:59:45,561
is enough to counteract
any of our powers.
1271
00:59:45,563 --> 00:59:48,130
Right you are, Cybore.
1272
00:59:48,132 --> 00:59:52,235
Those are speed bricks
from the Speed Force Zone.
1273
00:59:52,237 --> 00:59:54,235
Does that sound made-up
to anyone else?
1274
00:59:54,237 --> 00:59:56,237
Enjoy the rest of your days
1275
00:59:56,239 --> 00:59:58,907
trapped inside
your little clubhouse.
1276
00:59:58,909 --> 01:00:00,642
Oh, one more thing.
1277
01:00:00,644 --> 01:00:03,445
I've activated your Hall of
Justice security systems
1278
01:00:03,447 --> 01:00:05,246
and equipped them
with countermeasures
1279
01:00:05,248 --> 01:00:07,583
for each of your powers.
1280
01:00:07,585 --> 01:00:11,588
So you might wanna
be careful in there.
1281
01:00:11,590 --> 01:00:14,590
CYBOTS: Destroy. Destroy.
1282
01:00:14,592 --> 01:00:16,758
(GASPS) Not my cybots!
1283
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:17,959
You monster.
1284
01:00:17,961 --> 01:00:19,528
What do we do?
1285
01:00:19,530 --> 01:00:22,099
Against the most powerful security
system I've ever devised?
1286
01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:23,999
We run.
1287
01:00:24,001 --> 01:00:25,369
(CYBORG SCREAMS)
1288
01:00:27,338 --> 01:00:29,704
FLASH: How could I have bee
so stupid?
1289
01:00:29,706 --> 01:00:33,575
At every step, I've played
into the Reverse-Flash's hand.
1290
01:00:33,577 --> 01:00:34,909
He took away my powers.
1291
01:00:34,911 --> 01:00:37,045
He took away my friends.
1292
01:00:37,047 --> 01:00:40,517
(SIGHS) Oh, I just
wanna go home.
1293
01:00:44,789 --> 01:00:46,258
(VIBRATING)
1294
01:00:47,190 --> 01:00:49,291
It's vibrating, like...
1295
01:00:49,293 --> 01:00:51,929
Like they have the Speed Force
inside of them. (GASPS)
1296
01:00:52,496 --> 01:00:53,498
I have a plan.
1297
01:00:56,666 --> 01:00:57,800
Not bad.
1298
01:00:57,802 --> 01:00:59,534
Not bad at all.
1299
01:00:59,536 --> 01:01:01,906
Now let's see what
these speed bricks can do.
1300
01:01:02,806 --> 01:01:04,475
Whoa!
1301
01:01:08,346 --> 01:01:09,648
(YELLING)
1302
01:01:21,159 --> 01:01:22,490
All my hard work,
1303
01:01:22,492 --> 01:01:24,992
all the trials
and tribulations,
1304
01:01:24,994 --> 01:01:27,463
for nothing. (GROANS)
1305
01:01:27,465 --> 01:01:29,063
- (BARKS)
- Huh?
1306
01:01:29,065 --> 01:01:30,501
(PANTING)
1307
01:01:31,202 --> 01:01:34,135
The Super-Pets! Huh.
1308
01:01:34,137 --> 01:01:36,137
All this trouble
with Reverse-Flash
1309
01:01:36,139 --> 01:01:39,108
and they're just
digging a hole!
1310
01:01:39,110 --> 01:01:40,775
Under the wall.
1311
01:01:40,777 --> 01:01:42,778
Of course! Brilliant!
1312
01:01:42,780 --> 01:01:45,483
- Hey, guys, wait for me!
- (PANTING)
1313
01:01:47,918 --> 01:01:49,584
(ATOM GRUNTS)
1314
01:01:49,586 --> 01:01:51,021
Cyborg's laboratory.
1315
01:01:51,688 --> 01:01:53,289
Great job, gang.
1316
01:01:53,291 --> 01:01:56,224
Now I can use Cyborg's tools
to repair my shrinking belt
1317
01:01:56,226 --> 01:01:58,293
and return to normal size.
1318
01:01:58,295 --> 01:02:01,463
- (BARKS)
- Hey. (LAUGHS)
1319
01:02:01,465 --> 01:02:03,231
Well, I've collected
enough data.
1320
01:02:03,233 --> 01:02:05,101
You guys
aren't so bad after all.
1321
01:02:05,103 --> 01:02:06,367
CYBOT: Alert! Alert!
1322
01:02:06,369 --> 01:02:08,306
You must be eliminated.
1323
01:02:14,846 --> 01:02:16,612
Fascinating.
1324
01:02:16,614 --> 01:02:18,012
Green Lantern has a pet,
1325
01:02:18,014 --> 01:02:20,349
and he's a ring-wielding
squirrel? (GASPS)
1326
01:02:20,351 --> 01:02:22,717
Hey! Who you calling pet,
short stack?
1327
01:02:22,719 --> 01:02:23,985
You can talk?
1328
01:02:23,987 --> 01:02:26,456
Yeah, because
I ain't no squirrel.
1329
01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:27,690
Name's B'dg.
1330
01:02:27,692 --> 01:02:29,258
I'm from another planet
1331
01:02:29,260 --> 01:02:32,961
of people that happen to loosely
resemble your squirrels.
1332
01:02:32,963 --> 01:02:35,898
I see. Well, that
makes perfect sense.
1333
01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:38,333
Oh, I'm so glad
you approve.
1334
01:02:38,335 --> 01:02:40,568
My buddy Ace here
sent down an alert.
1335
01:02:40,570 --> 01:02:41,570
Let me guess,
1336
01:02:41,572 --> 01:02:43,671
the Justice League
is in trouble?
1337
01:02:43,673 --> 01:02:45,039
- Bark.
- (BARKS)
1338
01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:46,342
As per usual.
1339
01:02:46,344 --> 01:02:50,079
Well, let's go
rescue them, again.
1340
01:02:50,081 --> 01:02:51,546
Can someone explain
1341
01:02:51,548 --> 01:02:54,249
how Reverse-Flash
can turn my cybots against us?
1342
01:02:54,251 --> 01:02:56,719
Somehow his speed power's
been supercharged.
1343
01:02:56,721 --> 01:02:59,121
Time to fall back
and form a plan.
1344
01:02:59,123 --> 01:03:02,224
By the toenails of Tartarus,
I wish that Flash was here.
1345
01:03:02,226 --> 01:03:03,758
- (BARKS)
- (GASPS)
1346
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,161
Hey, guys, over here!
1347
01:03:06,163 --> 01:03:09,264
CYBOT: Eliminate. Eliminate.
1348
01:03:09,266 --> 01:03:11,066
Thanks for
the quick save, gang.
1349
01:03:11,068 --> 01:03:13,034
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
- (GRUNTING)
1350
01:03:13,036 --> 01:03:14,403
I can't hold them off forever.
1351
01:03:14,405 --> 01:03:16,137
We need to find a way
out of here.
1352
01:03:16,139 --> 01:03:17,972
And leave this paradise?
1353
01:03:17,974 --> 01:03:19,374
Who knew Aquaman's bedroom
1354
01:03:19,376 --> 01:03:21,876
was like the best day spa
in the planet?
1355
01:03:21,878 --> 01:03:23,912
Ooh, ha!
1356
01:03:23,914 --> 01:03:26,382
- (WATER SPLASHES)
- Of course, the king of the sea has a waterbed. (LAUGHS)
1357
01:03:26,384 --> 01:03:28,349
- Plas!
- Guys?
1358
01:03:28,351 --> 01:03:31,720
Hang in there, Superman.
The Super-Pets have a plan.
1359
01:03:31,722 --> 01:03:33,021
Not a pet.
1360
01:03:33,023 --> 01:03:35,523
(BOTH HOWLING)
1361
01:03:35,525 --> 01:03:36,992
(WHISTLES)
1362
01:03:36,994 --> 01:03:39,628
I believe
they're calling someone.
1363
01:03:39,630 --> 01:03:41,095
You speak dog now?
1364
01:03:41,097 --> 01:03:44,268
No, I just understand
my friends.
1365
01:03:46,936 --> 01:03:49,070
(WARBLING)
1366
01:03:49,072 --> 01:03:50,204
A seahorse?
1367
01:03:50,206 --> 01:03:52,374
Yet another Super-Pet?
1368
01:03:52,376 --> 01:03:54,342
Again, not a pet.
1369
01:03:54,344 --> 01:03:55,644
This is Storm.
1370
01:03:55,646 --> 01:03:57,512
He's fought
alongside Aquaman before,
1371
01:03:57,514 --> 01:04:00,148
so he's always ready
to lend a hand.
1372
01:04:00,150 --> 01:04:02,318
- Or a fin. Huh?
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
1373
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,219
(GRUNTING) Guys?
1374
01:04:04,221 --> 01:04:06,454
Superman, stay super.
1375
01:04:06,456 --> 01:04:08,557
Storm, we'll need you
to lead us out to sea
1376
01:04:08,559 --> 01:04:10,793
- through the ocean tunnel you came from.
- (WARBLES)
1377
01:04:10,795 --> 01:04:12,862
But first,
we'll need a vehicle.
1378
01:04:12,864 --> 01:04:14,762
How about a sub?
1379
01:04:14,764 --> 01:04:18,099
(LAUGHS) Get it?
A submarine sandwich.
1380
01:04:18,101 --> 01:04:20,170
- Sorry...
- That'll work.
1381
01:04:20,838 --> 01:04:22,574
Aw! Not again.
1382
01:04:29,313 --> 01:04:31,581
- (CRASHES)
- (GASPS)
1383
01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:34,516
One supersized sub
ready for action.
1384
01:04:34,518 --> 01:04:36,418
- (GRUNTS) Guys!
- Let's go, Superman.
1385
01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:37,787
Yeah, what's the hold-up?
1386
01:04:37,789 --> 01:04:41,657
- (BANGING)
- CYBOT: Eliminate. Eliminate.
1387
01:04:41,659 --> 01:04:45,296
Eliminate...
Oh, my, what a lovely room.
1388
01:04:46,163 --> 01:04:49,199
BATMAN: Storm, to the Batcave.
1389
01:04:53,503 --> 01:04:55,670
The Daily Planet,
1390
01:04:55,672 --> 01:05:00,275
soon to be renamed the
Reverse-Flash Planet. (LAUGHS)
1391
01:05:00,277 --> 01:05:02,043
And the perfect antenna
1392
01:05:02,045 --> 01:05:05,682
to broadcast my manifesto
across the world!
1393
01:05:06,550 --> 01:05:08,483
Hello, planet Earth!
1394
01:05:08,485 --> 01:05:13,021
- It's me, the most beloved superhero of all time,
- (GASPING)
1395
01:05:13,023 --> 01:05:14,590
Reverse-Flash.
1396
01:05:14,592 --> 01:05:15,724
Ooh!
1397
01:05:15,726 --> 01:05:18,994
The Reverse-Flash.
(CHUCKLES) I love him.
1398
01:05:18,996 --> 01:05:21,563
Now that
I've rid the world of crime,
1399
01:05:21,565 --> 01:05:25,432
I think it's time for you
to repay old R.F.
1400
01:05:25,434 --> 01:05:27,536
for his kind generosity.
1401
01:05:27,538 --> 01:05:31,305
That's why I'm ordering
everyone to report
1402
01:05:31,307 --> 01:05:33,641
to my Reverse-Flash
command centers.
1403
01:05:33,643 --> 01:05:38,045
There, you'll be given orders
on what I, your new ruler,
1404
01:05:38,047 --> 01:05:41,215
would like you to do.
Doesn't that sound wonderful?
1405
01:05:41,217 --> 01:05:44,987
- Cheeky monkey, I always knew he was rotten.
- (MEOWS)
1406
01:05:44,989 --> 01:05:46,521
Now hurry!
1407
01:05:46,523 --> 01:05:49,124
You don't want what I did
to the Justice League
1408
01:05:49,126 --> 01:05:53,262
to happen to you. (LAUGHS)
1409
01:05:53,264 --> 01:05:56,934
With his increased powers, none
of us are any match for him.
1410
01:06:00,103 --> 01:06:03,170
Ah! I've been looking everywhere
for you guys. Now listen,
1411
01:06:03,172 --> 01:06:05,641
I know you're probably still
mad at me for those pranks,
1412
01:06:05,643 --> 01:06:07,775
but the thing is,
it wasn't me.
1413
01:06:07,777 --> 01:06:09,644
It was this cheating,
evil, dirty,
1414
01:06:09,646 --> 01:06:12,180
doofus-faced imposter
from the future named...
1415
01:06:12,182 --> 01:06:14,282
ALL: Reverse-Flash.
1416
01:06:14,284 --> 01:06:16,786
Wait. You knew
he was impersonating me?
1417
01:06:16,788 --> 01:06:20,155
BATMAN: No, we didn't.
Not at first.
1418
01:06:20,157 --> 01:06:21,923
But there were three clues.
1419
01:06:21,925 --> 01:06:24,092
Your mysterious
time loop trouble.
1420
01:06:24,094 --> 01:06:26,695
Your sudden interest
in childish pranks.
1421
01:06:26,697 --> 01:06:30,465
A sudden denial of said pranks
and loss of powers.
1422
01:06:30,467 --> 01:06:33,635
Your unusual behavior patterns
led me to believe that somehow,
1423
01:06:33,637 --> 01:06:35,771
some way, someone,
somewhere,
1424
01:06:35,773 --> 01:06:38,541
was framing you
for some unknown purpose.
1425
01:06:38,543 --> 01:06:42,311
So, you fired me to flush out
the Reverse-Flash?
1426
01:06:42,313 --> 01:06:44,278
Exactly.
Batman knew that
1427
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:46,014
once he accomplished
his evil goals
1428
01:06:46,016 --> 01:06:47,516
he'd reveal himself to you.
1429
01:06:47,518 --> 01:06:49,885
That's why I was
gonna be there when he did.
1430
01:06:49,887 --> 01:06:51,586
I shrunk down
onto your shoulder
1431
01:06:51,588 --> 01:06:53,289
and was going to report back
to the League
1432
01:06:53,291 --> 01:06:56,057
until Reverse-Flash's shackle
shorted out my circuits,
1433
01:06:56,059 --> 01:06:58,726
which kept me
stuck in shrink mode.
1434
01:06:58,728 --> 01:07:01,530
Then that means you guys
never really gave up on me.
1435
01:07:01,532 --> 01:07:03,030
Of course not.
1436
01:07:03,032 --> 01:07:04,633
We're superfriends, man.
1437
01:07:04,635 --> 01:07:06,668
We were sorry
to deceive you, Flash.
1438
01:07:06,670 --> 01:07:09,104
It was our only play
to get you out of trouble.
1439
01:07:09,106 --> 01:07:11,438
Thank you, everyone.
1440
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,275
Yeah, yeah,
real heartwarming.
1441
01:07:13,277 --> 01:07:15,945
And now, it's my turn
to get us all out of trouble.
1442
01:07:15,947 --> 01:07:18,479
We can stop the Reverse-Flash
with these.
1443
01:07:18,481 --> 01:07:19,949
Speed Force bricks.
1444
01:07:19,951 --> 01:07:21,682
And we can use the bricks
from my speed machine
1445
01:07:21,684 --> 01:07:23,385
to superpower
our other vehicles.
1446
01:07:23,387 --> 01:07:26,688
Giving us all enough speed
to keep up with Reverse-Flash.
1447
01:07:26,690 --> 01:07:29,358
Well, I don't have my speed
powers back yet, Wonder Woman,
1448
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,425
but I have something better.
1449
01:07:31,427 --> 01:07:33,030
I have a plan.
1450
01:07:35,166 --> 01:07:37,766
Tell them all, the landmarks
you build today
1451
01:07:37,768 --> 01:07:41,769
will glorify my name tomorrow
and for all eternity.
1452
01:07:41,771 --> 01:07:43,472
Look, it's the Justice League!
1453
01:07:43,474 --> 01:07:47,075
History will know the fastest
man alive was always...
1454
01:07:47,077 --> 01:07:48,313
Huh?
1455
01:07:58,222 --> 01:07:59,588
ALL: Hurray!
1456
01:07:59,590 --> 01:08:02,324
Hey, everybody!
We're not retired anymore!
1457
01:08:02,326 --> 01:08:03,892
The Justice League is back.
1458
01:08:03,894 --> 01:08:06,961
- And the Dark Knight returns.
- Bark.
1459
01:08:06,963 --> 01:08:10,099
REVERSE-FLASH: So you've
escaped the Hall of Justice
1460
01:08:10,101 --> 01:08:13,434
with help from your pets,
no doubt.
1461
01:08:13,436 --> 01:08:16,137
I hope you enjoyed
your freedom,
1462
01:08:16,139 --> 01:08:19,607
because it will be
the last thing you ever see.
1463
01:08:19,609 --> 01:08:21,677
Powering on the speed bricks.
1464
01:08:21,679 --> 01:08:22,680
(BEEPS)
1465
01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:26,717
(GIGGLING) Tickles!
1466
01:08:31,488 --> 01:08:33,254
Whoa! Look at that!
1467
01:08:33,256 --> 01:08:35,757
It looks like
everything just stopped.
1468
01:08:35,759 --> 01:08:38,860
No wonder the Flash
is always moving so fast.
1469
01:08:38,862 --> 01:08:41,830
It must be boring to live
in a world going so slow.
1470
01:08:41,832 --> 01:08:43,831
If we'd known
it was like this,
1471
01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:45,767
we might have been
more patient with him.
1472
01:08:45,769 --> 01:08:48,269
Lesson learned, team.
Look alive.
1473
01:08:48,271 --> 01:08:52,508
(GRUNTS) Somehow you've gained
the power of the Speed Force.
1474
01:08:52,510 --> 01:08:55,943
No matter. I'm still
faster than all of you.
1475
01:08:55,945 --> 01:08:58,448
Evasive maneuvers.
Split up.
1476
01:09:01,719 --> 01:09:04,419
You're still no match
for the nexus.
1477
01:09:04,421 --> 01:09:06,620
I can move so fast
I can seem to be
1478
01:09:06,622 --> 01:09:08,456
in five different places
at the same time.
1479
01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:11,095
And I can take care of all
of you, once and for all!
1480
01:09:16,867 --> 01:09:19,070
- Ready, B'dg?
- You bet.
1481
01:09:23,207 --> 01:09:26,544
REVERSE-FLASH: My bricks are
returning to the Speed Force Zone!
1482
01:09:27,277 --> 01:09:29,510
No!
1483
01:09:29,512 --> 01:09:30,978
Looks like
the Flash was right.
1484
01:09:30,980 --> 01:09:32,848
The speed bricks
have given our vehicles
1485
01:09:32,850 --> 01:09:35,250
the ability
to destroy those statues.
1486
01:09:35,252 --> 01:09:36,621
Go get 'em, gang!
1487
01:09:47,230 --> 01:09:49,563
- Target locked.
- ALL: Fire!
1488
01:09:49,565 --> 01:09:51,202
CYBORG: It's away!
1489
01:10:10,453 --> 01:10:12,821
No!
1490
01:10:12,823 --> 01:10:15,089
I don't know
how you got those speed bricks
1491
01:10:15,091 --> 01:10:16,590
but your plan failed.
1492
01:10:16,592 --> 01:10:18,125
I'm powerful enough
1493
01:10:18,127 --> 01:10:20,394
to beat the Justice League,
no matter where you are!
1494
01:10:20,396 --> 01:10:21,996
We weren't trying to beat you.
1495
01:10:21,998 --> 01:10:24,066
We were trying
to distract you.
1496
01:10:24,068 --> 01:10:25,203
What?
1497
01:10:35,212 --> 01:10:36,614
(GRUNTS)
1498
01:10:39,048 --> 01:10:40,650
(GRUNTS)
1499
01:10:42,219 --> 01:10:44,018
Impossible. How did you...
1500
01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:45,620
The trials
in the Speed Force Zone
1501
01:10:45,622 --> 01:10:47,289
weren't just there
to see if I was worthy,
1502
01:10:47,291 --> 01:10:49,456
they were there
to teach me something.
1503
01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:52,428
Something you would have known if you
took the time to go through them.
1504
01:10:52,430 --> 01:10:53,794
Enough of this!
1505
01:10:53,796 --> 01:10:55,897
I still have enough
of the nexus energy
1506
01:10:55,899 --> 01:10:58,099
to defeat the likes of you.
1507
01:10:58,101 --> 01:10:59,836
(STRAINING)
1508
01:11:01,270 --> 01:11:03,037
(GRUNTS)
1509
01:11:03,039 --> 01:11:04,876
(SCREAMING)
1510
01:11:12,349 --> 01:11:15,282
So much power!
1511
01:11:15,284 --> 01:11:18,187
Which is rightfully mine!
1512
01:11:18,189 --> 01:11:21,557
You didn't even know what the Speed
Force was until I showed up.
1513
01:11:21,559 --> 01:11:24,960
What makes you think you know
enough about it now to defeat me?
1514
01:11:24,962 --> 01:11:27,461
Only one way to find out.
1515
01:11:27,463 --> 01:11:28,930
(YELLS)
1516
01:11:28,932 --> 01:11:30,935
You'll never beat me, Flash.
1517
01:11:32,668 --> 01:11:35,102
I'm the master
of the Speed Force!
1518
01:11:35,104 --> 01:11:37,371
Really? Wouldn't a master
have a plan
1519
01:11:37,373 --> 01:11:39,139
so he doesn't get tripped up?
1520
01:11:39,141 --> 01:11:40,476
(GROANING)
1521
01:11:40,478 --> 01:11:41,878
Guess not.
1522
01:11:45,649 --> 01:11:48,584
- (GRUNTING)
- You're looking tired. Maybe you should slow down.
1523
01:11:48,586 --> 01:11:50,518
- No!
- Okay.
1524
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:52,152
- What?
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1525
01:11:52,154 --> 01:11:53,590
(SHRIEKS)
1526
01:11:55,426 --> 01:11:57,192
- Hurts, doesn't it?
- Huh?
1527
01:11:57,194 --> 01:11:59,660
Way to be aware of your
surroundings, Speed Force master.
1528
01:11:59,662 --> 01:12:02,397
(GRUNTS)
You may have won today,
1529
01:12:02,399 --> 01:12:03,964
but I'll travel back in time
1530
01:12:03,966 --> 01:12:06,136
and stop you
from getting the nexus.
1531
01:12:07,637 --> 01:12:09,236
I don't think you have
enough steam, R.F.
1532
01:12:09,238 --> 01:12:11,973
It looks like the last
of the nexus energy is gone.
1533
01:12:11,975 --> 01:12:15,043
Without it,
you're just not fast enough.
1534
01:12:15,045 --> 01:12:18,414
Fast enough?
I'm the fastest man alive!
1535
01:12:18,416 --> 01:12:19,748
I am!
1536
01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:21,018
Prove it.
1537
01:12:21,585 --> 01:12:22,819
(GRUNTING)
1538
01:12:27,658 --> 01:12:29,023
- Come on, R.F.
- Huh?
1539
01:12:29,025 --> 01:12:32,527
- You can go faster than that.
- (GRUMBLING)
1540
01:12:32,529 --> 01:12:35,132
Really? That's all you've got?
1541
01:12:36,199 --> 01:12:37,734
(STRAINING)
1542
01:12:40,069 --> 01:12:41,838
(GROANS)
1543
01:12:43,407 --> 01:12:44,609
What?
1544
01:12:45,609 --> 01:12:46,944
(MUMBLING)
1545
01:12:48,377 --> 01:12:50,611
Handcuffs can't hold me.
1546
01:12:50,613 --> 01:12:52,746
All I have to do is...
1547
01:12:52,748 --> 01:12:55,685
(GRUNTING) Huh? What?
1548
01:12:56,353 --> 01:12:58,286
My powers.
1549
01:12:58,288 --> 01:13:01,089
Uh-uh-uh. Looks like someone broke
his connection to the Speed Force.
1550
01:13:01,091 --> 01:13:02,391
- Tsk, tsk.
- (GASPS)
1551
01:13:02,393 --> 01:13:04,358
You should have slowed down.
1552
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:07,695
You! You tricked me!
1553
01:13:07,697 --> 01:13:10,464
No, no.
I just executed my plan.
1554
01:13:10,466 --> 01:13:12,166
You won't get away with this!
1555
01:13:12,168 --> 01:13:13,602
I'll come back!
1556
01:13:13,604 --> 01:13:16,673
Sorry. I... I can't understand
when you're talking so slow.
1557
01:13:18,809 --> 01:13:20,741
(DOOR LOCKS)
1558
01:13:20,743 --> 01:13:22,177
- (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)
- (GROWLING)
1559
01:13:22,179 --> 01:13:24,446
- (KNUCKLES CRACKING)
- (GASPS)
1560
01:13:24,448 --> 01:13:27,648
- (REVERSE-FLASH WHIMPERING)
- (GROWLS)
1561
01:13:27,650 --> 01:13:29,019
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Mummy.
1562
01:13:32,055 --> 01:13:33,554
Well, we won't have
any trouble
1563
01:13:33,556 --> 01:13:35,055
from Reverse-Flash
for a while.
1564
01:13:35,057 --> 01:13:37,759
- What about the nexus thingy?
- What about it?
1565
01:13:37,761 --> 01:13:39,128
With power like that,
1566
01:13:39,130 --> 01:13:42,330
you could do
the job of every hero forever.
1567
01:13:42,332 --> 01:13:45,135
Looks like the Justice League
is still retired.
1568
01:13:46,403 --> 01:13:47,669
No.
1569
01:13:47,671 --> 01:13:49,536
No one should have
this much power.
1570
01:13:49,538 --> 01:13:50,807
(GRUNTING)
1571
01:14:03,220 --> 01:14:04,186
You...
1572
01:14:04,188 --> 01:14:06,289
You gave up all that speed.
1573
01:14:06,689 --> 01:14:07,955
But why?
1574
01:14:07,957 --> 01:14:10,157
Well, it turns out
that slowing down
1575
01:14:10,159 --> 01:14:12,259
was the best way
to defeat Reverse-Flash.
1576
01:14:12,261 --> 01:14:14,830
The nexus power had him
so distracted, (LAUGHS)
1577
01:14:14,832 --> 01:14:17,232
he was totally unaware
of his surroundings.
1578
01:14:17,234 --> 01:14:19,268
No way would I ever
let that happen to me.
1579
01:14:19,270 --> 01:14:22,771
Returning the nexus was
always a part of my... plan,
1580
01:14:22,773 --> 01:14:26,844
and these were all the things you
guys were trying to teach me.
1581
01:14:27,444 --> 01:14:29,277
Thank you.
1582
01:14:29,279 --> 01:14:31,979
Without friends like you, I would
have lost my powers forever.
1583
01:14:31,981 --> 01:14:34,383
And we would have been
retired forever.
1584
01:14:34,385 --> 01:14:35,584
That reminds me,
1585
01:14:35,586 --> 01:14:37,652
is there a Justice League
pension plan or...
1586
01:14:37,654 --> 01:14:39,853
It's good
to have you back, Flash.
1587
01:14:39,855 --> 01:14:42,156
And with newfound wisdom
to guide you.
1588
01:14:42,158 --> 01:14:44,459
That may be true,
Wonder Woman,
1589
01:14:44,461 --> 01:14:45,928
but Flash has only proven
1590
01:14:45,930 --> 01:14:48,095
he's ready for the next
level of training.
1591
01:14:48,097 --> 01:14:49,897
Now begins the true test
1592
01:14:49,899 --> 01:14:52,867
of Flash's mental acuity
and fortitude.
1593
01:14:52,869 --> 01:14:54,969
The training crucible
I have prepared
1594
01:14:54,971 --> 01:14:56,771
will destroy hidden weakness
1595
01:14:56,773 --> 01:14:59,574
- and forge the inner strength required to...
- (ALL SLURPING)
1596
01:14:59,576 --> 01:15:01,175
Hmm. It sounds great, Batman.
1597
01:15:01,177 --> 01:15:02,878
Let's get started on that.
1598
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,379
Right after a little snack.
1599
01:15:05,381 --> 01:15:08,916
DOCTOR FATE: The nexus has been
returned to the Speed Force.
1600
01:15:08,918 --> 01:15:12,452
And order has been restored
to the universe.
1601
01:15:12,454 --> 01:15:14,155
And all it took was...
1602
01:15:14,157 --> 01:15:17,157
♪ Magic, baby
It's just a little magic ♪
1603
01:15:17,159 --> 01:15:19,497
- Zatanna.
- Yrros.
1604
01:15:22,262 --> 01:15:27,262
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