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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:21,606 OFFICER: Destination, monsieur? JIM: Monte Carlo. 2 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:07,859 (BROKEN FRENCH) Uh, rue, uh, de "boisie-arie." 3 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:10,612 Au rue Dubec, 4 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:14,244 a droite a place "dee-l-eena." 5 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,995 Will you give it to me in English? 6 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,618 Sure. We're lost. 7 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,329 - Thanks. - (TIRES SCREECHING) 8 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:20,580 Hey! 9 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,291 - Herbie! - What's he doing? 10 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:28,633 I think he's getting us un-lost. 11 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:34,052 - (CHUCKLING) - Hi, there. Say, uh, 12 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:37,180 we're looking for the Trans France Race Exposition. 13 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,762 Oui, straight ahead on your right. 14 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:40,850 You can't miss it. 15 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,806 - That's going to be some race. - Yeah. 16 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,850 Well, you're looking at the winner right here! 17 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,981 This car? The winner? 18 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,317 (LAUGHS) 19 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,031 - He didn't. - He did. 20 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,916 (CROWD MURMURING) 21 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,722 All of this for the museum payroll? 22 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,269 The most magnificent diamond in the world! 23 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,267 L'etoile de Joie! 24 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,184 Could we have just a little peek? 25 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:31,405 On this very afternoon, at 1:00, precisely, 26 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:36,202 you and all of Paris will be able to take the peek! 27 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:39,197 (CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 28 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,170 Now, fresh from his triumphs 29 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,504 on the European racing circuit, 30 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,760 - Bruno Von Stickle... - (CROWD APPLAUDING) 31 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:57,885 Who'll be driving his laser 917 GTE coupe. 32 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,808 Here we have a magnificent Pantera... 33 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:05,481 Ah, I see the American entry is just arriving, Mr. Jim Douglas. 34 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,399 (CROWD LAUGHING) 35 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:12,275 Mr. Douglas will be driving a... 36 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,072 A-a... 37 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:23,077 Mr. Douglas will be driving a most unusual entry. 38 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,742 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 39 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,536 Something funny must've happened. 40 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,079 Uh-huh. Us. 41 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,256 How about giving Jim Douglas 42 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,257 and his partner, Wheely Applegate... 43 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:37,338 - A nice, warm welcome, huh? - (CROWD CHEERING) 44 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:43,928 Eh, this little car of yours is the toast of America. 45 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,229 When was your last win? 46 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,686 Uh... 12 years ago. 47 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,065 That was only because, uh, that was our last race. 48 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,230 - Yeah. - (CROWD LAUGHING) 49 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:59,443 Yes, this race... We're kind of staging a comeback here, 50 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,987 and so it's very important to us. 51 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,911 I-I mean, we won't be coming back very far 52 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,996 unless we qualify, will we? 53 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,624 Qualify? Are you kiddin'? 54 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,375 Don't let his modesty 55 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,879 or this little car coming out of retirement fool ya! 56 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,632 There isn't a finer-tuned, cleaner engine anywhere! 57 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,717 BRUNO: I'm sure it should be easy to keep clean. 58 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,141 All you have to do is 59 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,469 drop it in the washing machine along with your socks. 60 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,763 (CROWD LAUGHING) 61 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,187 Appreciate your humor, 62 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:32,688 but just don't you worry about 63 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,065 this little washing machine... Car! 64 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,397 (CHUCKLING) 65 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,106 It's a real jewel! 66 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:45,785 But Monsieur Ribeaux, 67 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,075 isn't it too much responsibility... 68 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,911 - For one man? - One man? 69 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,081 One man and the finest security system 70 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,416 that can be devised. 71 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,751 - (BEEPING) - All in the computer. 72 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,345 Now, this alone 73 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:03,302 will keep the diamonds safe from the grasp of a thief. 74 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,638 But, monsieur, one would only have to reach in and... 75 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,018 (ALARM BLARING) 76 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,306 (ALARM CONTINUES) 77 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,358 (ALARM STOPS) 78 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,195 The pillow is sensitive to the heat of the hand 79 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,026 when it gets close to the diamond. 80 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,536 I'm sorry, monsieur. 81 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,226 What does that do? 82 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,354 I'm engaging a system of electric eye beams 83 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,894 that surrounds the pedestal. 84 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:01,107 One last precaution, gentlemen. 85 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,567 Would you please step out of the room? 86 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,631 Now the entire floor is a trap! 87 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,220 The mere ashes from a cigar would activate the alarm. 88 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,161 Right on schedule. 89 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,289 Only ten steps to six million dollars. 90 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,463 One step to Devil's Island if anything touches that floor. 91 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:11,768 Pardon, Monsieur Ribeaux, 92 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,892 but you forgot to give me the computer and the numbers. 93 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,348 I did not forget! 94 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:20,318 They were put in my trust and will remain with me. 95 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:24,606 One does not part with the only copy in existence! 96 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,996 Patience, Quincey. Electronics is the answer. 97 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,166 This notebook is our passport to the future. 98 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,744 I think I shall put my trust in this bit of rope. 99 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,175 (BEEPING) 100 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,392 When the man has it all worked out for us, 101 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,639 silly not to use it. 102 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,349 (MAX CHUCKLING) 103 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:08,317 You had to bring the whole kit, didn't you? 104 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,986 I was just checking for the radar beam. 105 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,199 It's there. 106 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,202 Now it isn't. 107 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,468 Some chunk of rock, eh? 108 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,262 One could spend a lifetime 109 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,465 without setting eyes on a rock like that. 110 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,391 You'll love getting your hands on it. 111 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,641 Ah! 112 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:38,312 Patience, Quincey. Pillow's the trap. 113 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,106 One more set of numbers. 114 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,480 Why can't a man write an "o" that looks like an "o"? 115 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,733 Or is it a "9"? 116 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,322 Can't take a chance. 117 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,163 I don't trust nobody. 118 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,036 I'm glad I come prepared. 119 00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:00,077 The old ways are still the best ways. 120 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,255 We've got six minutes before the guard checks. 121 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,081 (WHISPERS) Get on with it! 122 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,272 (ALARM BLARING) 123 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,527 (ALARM STOPS) 124 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:31,153 Aren't you ever gonna get that thing fixed? 125 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:36,405 - Oh, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. I... 126 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,951 - Excuse me! Oh, I just, eh... - Oh. 127 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,124 Jim! 128 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,045 (CHUCKLES) 129 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,642 A word to the wise. 130 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,470 Paris may be the land of love, 131 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:04,186 but it can also be the land of heartbreak. 132 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,602 I'll tell you what I'll do. 133 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,645 I'll make a deal with you. 134 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,648 I'm willing to resist the girls, if you are. 135 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,868 - Well, that's some sacrifice. - I know. 136 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,953 But I'm willing to make it. 137 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,993 You're made of strong stuff, Wheely. 138 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,003 Patience, patience, Quincey. 139 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,467 (PANTING) You tell that to the guard. 140 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,257 He'll be here in two minutes. 141 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,185 Give me that! 142 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,272 Well, we're comin' into this big right hand sweeper, see. 143 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,820 Dropped him into third gear and really jumped on it. 144 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,197 Took three cars. 145 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:56,485 Then back into fourth, and we were flyin'! 146 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,824 Tach-in' seven or eight thousand. 147 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:02,365 We blew off the lead car 100 yards from the finish line. 148 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:06,203 Won it going away. How about that? (CHUCKLING) 149 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,960 Hmm? 150 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,508 Je ne comprens pas, parlez anglais. 151 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,965 I didn't understand what he was saying. 152 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,049 That's okay. 153 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,638 He didn't understand what you were saying either. 154 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:22,719 Come to think of it, 155 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,603 I don't think I understood what you were saying. 156 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,357 There's no more time. 157 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,234 That guard's practically in the door. 158 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,187 You want that stone, don't ya? 159 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:36,320 Yeah, and there's only one way to get it. 160 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,026 (ALARM BLARING) 161 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,992 (GROANING) 162 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,627 (ALARM CONTINUES) 163 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,555 It's not possible. (YELLING) 164 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,967 (RIBEAUX STAMPING HIS FEET) 165 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,062 (POLICE SIREN) 166 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,942 POLICE OFFICER: Attention! 167 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,692 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 168 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,574 (SIREN CONTINUES) 169 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,502 Attention, everyone, attention! 170 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,956 Nobody is to leave the area. I repeat. 171 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,920 - Nobody is to leave the area. - We still have to qualify! 172 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,504 Come on! 173 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,634 - What's the trouble? - I-I don't know! 174 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,138 POLICE OFFICER: Ladies and gentlemen, 175 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,766 there has been a theft in the museum. 176 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,475 Everyone will be searched before leaving the area. 177 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,355 I repeat. 178 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:57,029 Nobody is to leave the area until they have been searched. 179 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,402 Here, mate, 180 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,655 there's no point in us both getting caught, is there? 181 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,499 MAX: No point in either of us getting caught. 182 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,342 POLICE OFFICER: I repeat. Nobody is to leave the area. 183 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,802 I repeat. Nobody is to leave the area 184 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,846 until he has been searched. 185 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,226 (HERBIE STARTING) 186 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,860 (HONKING) 187 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,031 We'll never see it again! 188 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,991 That little car there? Indeed you can. 189 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,875 It will be in a showroom on the Champs-Elysées 190 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,373 at 4:30 this afternoon. 191 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,798 Yes, yes, yes. 192 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,715 But are you sure all the security precautions 193 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,757 had been taken? 194 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,719 I've searched my memory. 195 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,558 Could I have forgotten something? 196 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,231 Inspector, some residue from a footprint. 197 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,559 I might have overlooked it, 198 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,773 but I seemed to hear your voice calling out, 199 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:21,197 "Fontenoy, remember, no clue is too small!" 200 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,654 Did you also hear me saying, 201 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:27,237 "Take it to lab and get it analyzed, Fontenoy?" 202 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,789 Yes, sir, and I'm doing just that. 203 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,630 No! 204 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,591 No, I couldn't have forgotten anything. 205 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,423 I am as sure the security was on yesterday 206 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,305 as I am sure it's off today! 207 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,057 (ALARM BLARING) 208 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,727 Fontenoy! 209 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,859 MAN ON P.A.: Attention, please. 210 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:02,155 The qualifying rounds will begin in eight minutes. 211 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,028 (ENGINES REVVING) 212 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,780 (MAN ON P.A. SPEAKING FRENCH) 213 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,044 - Douglas and Applegate. - Douglas. 214 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,120 Ah, yes, Monsieur Douglas. 215 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,164 You're in the heat after this one. 216 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,717 - Good luck. - Thank you. 217 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,636 BRUNO: That's the same heat I'm in, Douglas. 218 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,635 And you're going to need more than luck. 219 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,681 You're going to need wings. 220 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:33,603 Oh, yeah? Well, you may be in for a little surprise. 221 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:37,603 - (CHUCKLING) - I can see your surprise. 222 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,476 It is very little. 223 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,194 MAN ON P.A.: Attention... 224 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,699 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 225 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,869 Look for an even bigger surprise 226 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:58,953 when the race starts. 227 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,174 MAN ON P.A.: There will be qualifying 228 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,504 today and tomorrow, 229 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:09,340 with the top 16 times running in the Trans France race. 230 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,049 (TIRES SCREECHING) 231 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,140 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 232 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,756 You are not in this heat! Come back! 233 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,432 (GRUNTING) Say, Herbie, where you going? 234 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,998 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 235 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,798 Herbie, you could get us disqualified! 236 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,474 He could get us killed! 237 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,885 (HONKING) 238 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,898 (FLAPPING, KNOCKING RATTLING SOUNDS) 239 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,187 (RATTLING) 240 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,735 - What was that? - I don't know! 241 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,456 (ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING) 242 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,117 JIM: Forget the music! 243 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,409 Whoa! 244 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,704 (CONTINUES PLAYING) 245 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,593 He's out of his mind. 246 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,337 He's out of his mind, all right. 247 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,885 Over that luscious little Lancia. 248 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,150 What is... 249 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,909 I'm telling you, Paris and women have got him. 250 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,487 I'm gonna have to warn him the same way I did you. 251 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,413 Like father, like car. 252 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,749 What are you doing? 253 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,041 (INAUDIBLE) 254 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,223 - Now, wait a minute, buddy... - What do you mean, "buddy"? 255 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,802 - Uh, Miss Buddy. - You... You... 256 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,728 Yeah, Jim Douglas. And I'm very sorry. 257 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:45,809 You think... 258 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,606 That because I'm a woman driver, 259 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,901 you can get away with anything you please! 260 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,233 Well, I'm not a pigeon for your fun and games. 261 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,568 I've had it with you clowns! 262 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:58,906 No, I'm not the clown. Believe me, it was Herbie. 263 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:02,072 Oh, yes, you're blaming your dizzy mechanic. 264 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,906 No, no, it's... 265 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:09,629 Herbie's the car, and he's kinda like a person. 266 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,081 He's... now, I know that sounds funny. 267 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,508 Crazy, is more like it! 268 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,095 Well, what were you doing out there, Douglas? 269 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,922 Well, it's kinda hard to explain, sir... 270 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,216 Not for me, it isn't. 271 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,009 He doesn't want a woman in the race. 272 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:26,141 Look, Miss Darcy, you'll be given another chance to qualify. 273 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,472 We're terribly sorry. 274 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:31,150 You're sorry, he's sorry, everybody's sorry. 275 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,444 But I didn't qualify! 276 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,229 MAN ON P.A.: Attention, Antonio Vittoro. 277 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,569 If you wish to qualify, Mr. Douglas, 278 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,109 you have exactly 10 minutes. 279 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:42,945 Hear that, Herbie? 280 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,531 You forget that powder puff and get your mind on racing! 281 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,161 You better believe it! 282 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,329 Gilbert. 283 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,504 We're going to cook that chicken, European-style. 284 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:57,880 When he sticks out his neck, 285 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:02,048 - we will chop it off. - Uh-huh. Oui, oui! 286 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,678 Jawohl, jawohl. 287 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:09,147 We'll see whose neck gets chopped off. 288 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,726 Right, Herbie? 289 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,685 MAN ON P.A.: Attention, attention, attention! 290 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,861 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 291 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:22,701 (ENGINES REVVING) 292 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,602 You better close your mouth, turkey, 293 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,350 'cause you're gonna get our tire marks 294 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,181 right across your teeth! 295 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:05,536 - Where'd they go? - I really got snookered. 296 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,864 I'm even rustier than I thought. 297 00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,461 Hey! Herbie, what are you doing? 298 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,248 It's her again! 299 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,509 Oh, no! 300 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:37,898 Well, it took a crowd to do it. 301 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:41,735 But at least we lost the Lancia. 302 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:46,243 And not to mention the first qualifying round. 303 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,046 Did you get a hold of Double X? 304 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,707 He wasn't very happy. 305 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:02,752 Who is? Where is that stupid little car? 306 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:05,171 Patience, patience... Oh, excuse me, sir. 307 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,881 There are impressive racing cars here, 308 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,345 but I don't seem to see the little Volkswagen. 309 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:12,520 Ah, you mean the Douglas car. It will be here. 310 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,598 Patience, my friend, patience. 311 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:19,105 One more person says "patience" to me, I'll... 312 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,185 We better have it now, 313 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,942 because if we don't turn up with that diamond, 314 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:24,949 Double X is going to mark the spot where we're buried. 315 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:30,075 Here, here. Don't dig our graves just yet. 316 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:43,634 Come on, let's grab it. 317 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:47,972 - Don't tell me, "patience"! - In front of 100 witnesses? 318 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:49,347 We need a plan. 319 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:52,051 MAN: Attention, everyone. Attention. 320 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,932 We would like to show a film 321 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,518 of the route the racing cars will take 322 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,065 when they leave Paris. 323 00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,892 If someone will catch the lights 324 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,943 while I draw the drapes... 325 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,940 I think the gentleman just gave us a plan. 326 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:06,982 (CLEARS THROAT) 327 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,584 MAN: The fine machines you have seen here 328 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:28,341 will be among those testing the grueling route, 329 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,093 stretching through our fair city, 330 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,799 twisting through the French Alps... 331 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:36,516 Back up slowly, as if nothing was the matter. 332 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,189 MAN: In the city, the cars will be able to pick up speed... 333 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:42,227 As they race along the French countryside. 334 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,316 - (ALARM BLARING) - (MAN CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) 335 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:47,860 - (ALARM STOPS) - ...only by the challenge 336 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,533 that becomes evident... 337 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:53,161 As we approach the famous French Alps. 338 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:56,290 It's not here, max. The car's just not here. 339 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:59,619 MAN: ...will test the endurance... Of even the sturdiest of cars. 340 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:01,544 Perhaps we're backing in the wrong direction. 341 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,873 Just keep backing up. 342 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,924 MAN: There remains the final dash for Monte Carlo. 343 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:11,847 And for someone, victory is just a step away. 344 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,303 - (LOUD CRASH) - (CROWD GASPING) 345 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:24,151 - Herbie! Excuse me. - You mean, no Herbie. 346 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,570 (CROWD LAUGHING) 347 00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:59,979 (HORN HONKING) 348 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,607 - (YELLING IN FRENCH) - (HORN HONKING) 349 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:09,021 (YELLING IN FRENCH) 350 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,817 (YELLING CONTINUES) 351 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,827 (WOMAN YELLING) 352 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:23,411 (HORN HONKING, YELLING CONTINUES) 353 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,049 (HERBIE HONKING) 354 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,751 MAN: Garcon! Garcon! 355 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:10,416 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 356 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:32,730 (SAD HONK) 357 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:46,706 MAN: Garcon! 358 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,832 Excusez moi! 359 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,416 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 360 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,460 Oui. 361 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,973 (YELLING IN FRENCH) 362 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,490 (YELLING CONTINUES) 363 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:52,665 - (HERBIE HONKING) - (Lancia HONKING) 364 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,836 (YELLING IN FRENCH) 365 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:08,511 - Etes-vous, cuckoo? - Oui. Cuckoo. 366 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,877 (HORNS HONKING) 367 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:50,891 My car. My car! Has anybody seen my car? 368 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:55,395 - Oh, that was your car? - Yes, yes. It's gone! 369 00:32:57,017 --> 00:33:00,396 - Yes, it's gone. - Did you see who took it? 370 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:02,735 Not exactly, mademoiselle. 371 00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:04,445 Excuse me, I hate to bother you... 372 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:07,323 You! I should have known I'd see you. 373 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:10,281 You and trouble go together. 374 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,457 Yeah, okay. Look, we've lost our car... 375 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,626 And I'd just like to know if you'd seen it, 376 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:15,702 by any chance. 377 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:17,917 Who cares about your silly Volkswagen? 378 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,374 My Lancia has been stolen! 379 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:24,511 - Stolen? - Uh, uh, your car? 380 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,882 - And your car. - Yeah. 381 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:35,014 - I saw them both. - Then you saw who stole them! 382 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:39,773 You would not believe this. I would not believe this. 383 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:42,604 - No one would believe this. - What? 384 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,733 I think they steal each other. 385 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:50,529 Come on. 386 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:52,455 JIM: Taxi! 387 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:57,126 Cuckoo. 388 00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:01,541 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Coo! 389 00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,862 Talk about a needle in a haystack. 390 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,033 How are we gonna find 'em? 391 00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:31,487 I don't know. Just keep looking. 392 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,951 My life is riding on that car. 393 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:36,367 Lady, I got a few things to prove myself. 394 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:40,374 Where would you take a boyfriend 395 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:41,454 on first night to Paris? 396 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:42,668 "Boyfriend"? 397 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:46,172 Don't tell me this is your cute way of making a pass. 398 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:49,505 If I had romance in mind, would he be along? 399 00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:50,547 Right. 400 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:56,725 - It's Herbie. - Herbie. I don't believe this. 401 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:57,895 Well, it's true! 402 00:34:57,971 --> 00:34:59,188 There's something about that car. 403 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,311 He's got a... He... 404 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:05,191 Well, we've been through a lot together. 405 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:06,980 Yeah, well, nothing like this. 406 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,294 Hey! Regardons! Regarde! 407 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,873 - (YELLING) - (HONKING) 408 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,466 (OVER RADIO) ...Bateaux-Mouches. 409 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:37,223 Do you think this is something to laugh about? 410 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,555 Forgive me, mademoiselle. I laugh at the radio. 411 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:40,597 Two automobiles, 412 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,058 they take a ride on the Bateaux-Mouches. 413 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,438 Would you believe such a thing? 414 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:45,939 Bateaux-Mouches? 415 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,064 Take a left at that bridge! 416 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:52,943 (HORNS HONKING) 417 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,921 (BOAT HORN HONKING) 418 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:20,846 Maybe I can explain this over dinner tonight. 419 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,267 Maybe not. 420 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:36,825 I don't know, Herbie. 12 years is a long time. 421 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,622 Hope we can handle it. 422 00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:43,456 Hope I can handle it. 423 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,086 - Well, all taken care of, Jim. - Yeah? 424 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:51,627 Had a little talk with Herbie. Had to straighten him out. 425 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,929 I don't mind havin' a car that's got a heart, 426 00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:55,339 but I will not tolerate 427 00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:57,641 a car falling in love with another car. 428 00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:59,051 What did you expect him to fall in love with, 429 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:00,135 the Goodyear blimp? 430 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:02,395 The Goodyear... Yeah. (LAUGHING) 431 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,313 Anyway, I said, "Listen Herbie, 432 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,146 "we're here for one thing only. 433 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,977 "And that's to make the biggest comeback 434 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,361 "in racing history. 435 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,986 "So, no women in training camp. 436 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,649 "Just forget that little chick. 437 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:15,985 "And you can do it. 438 00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:18,119 "Just a matter of mind over metal." 439 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,956 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 440 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,620 - You expecting company? - JIM: No. 441 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,255 Detective Fontenoy here. 442 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:32,334 And this is the famous Inspector Bouchet. 443 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:34,426 I'm Jim Douglas 444 00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:37,506 and this is my partner Wheely Applegate. 445 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,136 Look, if there's a problem 446 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:42,098 about our car cruisin' on the Bateaux-Mouches... 447 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,929 Bateaux-Mouches? Eh, no, no. 448 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:45,685 It's about the six million dollar diamond 449 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:46,894 stolen this morning. 450 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:49,317 Perhaps the most beautiful diamond in all the world. 451 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:50,351 Fontenoy. 452 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:51,694 No? 453 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:54,197 We are questioning everyone 454 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,278 who was in the area at the time. 455 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,359 Perhaps you can help us. 456 00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:26,146 Pushing the car won't help me get the cap off. 457 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:30,476 - Must've rolled. - Well, pull the hand brake on. 458 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,784 Door's locked. 459 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:41,110 (WHISPERS) The window! 460 00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:43,037 Put your hand through the window! 461 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:51,292 - (KNUCKLES CRACKING) - Ooh! 462 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:54,545 Aah. (PANTING) 463 00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:58,094 Let me get at it! (GROWLING) 464 00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,929 I'm gonna hotwire this car. 465 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,631 We'll get the diamond at the garage. 466 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,933 Right. (GRUNTING) 467 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,223 Well, I'm not waiting. 468 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:13,560 Car, it's either you... Or me! 469 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,277 Oof! 470 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:18,906 (COUGHING) 471 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:27,745 I suppose you're going to tell me 472 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,784 that car started up and drove away by itself. 473 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,963 No, and I'm not going to tell Double X that either. 474 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,889 (ENGINES REVVING) 475 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:08,365 What's happening? 476 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:10,287 There's seven cars ahead of us 477 00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:13,169 and we're in last place. That's what's happening! 478 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:19,501 - Darcy. - Oui. Qualifying today? 479 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,340 I hope so. 480 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,303 (HERBIE SPUTTERING) 481 00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:28,514 New Herbie? He's not even an old Herbie. 482 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,186 He's not any Herbie at all! 483 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:33,310 My whole lecture must've fallen on a deaf carburetor. 484 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:35,021 He doesn't need a lecture. He needs an old-age pension. 485 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:37,352 You listen to me, Herbie, and you listen good. 486 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,812 You and I didn't come out of moth balls 487 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:41,231 to be the laughingstock of the continent. 488 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:44,784 Either get the lead out of your pants right now, 489 00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:46,361 or I'm going to ship you back to the states, 490 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,287 have you stuffed and hung on a wall 491 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:50,240 in Retirement Village! 492 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,432 (SPUTTERING, KNOCKING) 493 00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:14,222 Ah! 494 00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:20,070 Ooh! Now you're talking. We got the old Herbie back! 495 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:23,398 The old Herbie and the new Herbie, rolled into one! 496 00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:49,924 I'm telling you, it's the old Herbie, 497 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,468 and he's doing it for us! 498 00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:56,439 He's not doing it for us. 499 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,771 He's doing it for her. 500 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,289 Okay, so he did it for her. 501 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:19,378 (MUTTERING EXCITEDLY) 502 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:21,548 I never saw anything like that. 503 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:24,209 (CROWD CHEERING) 504 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,474 - Congratulations, you did it! - Thank you, thank you! 505 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,806 - Somebody did it. - Who cares, Wheely? 506 00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:38,973 It's, "Hello, comeback!" 507 00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:40,608 In record time for this track. 508 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,518 You shattered Von Stickle's mark. 509 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:44,479 GILBERT: Congratulations, Douglas. 510 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,907 You have just won the right to taste my dust tomorrow. 511 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:49,780 And mine, Douglas. 512 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,616 Today, you break my record. 513 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:56,908 Tomorrow, I will turn your "Hello, comeback" 514 00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:58,914 into "Goodbye forever." 515 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,586 Auf wiedersehen. 516 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:06,000 Couple of charm school dropouts. 517 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:07,085 Yeah. 518 00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:10,231 Well, one showboat deserves another. 519 00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:12,150 I'll go get him. 520 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:17,580 - (CROWD CHEERING) - Félicitations! 521 00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:20,871 Absolutely amazing! 522 00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,286 I knew I had a good car under me, but... 523 00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:25,371 The exact same time as the Douglas car. 524 00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:26,630 - A track record! - What? 525 00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:28,333 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 526 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:30,760 Oh, thank you for staying off the track. 527 00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:33,509 It's one way I can prove what I can do. 528 00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:35,932 Well, it wasn't exactly you. 529 00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:37,725 You've got a real problem 530 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,601 about women in racing, Mr. Douglas. 531 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:42,605 What is it? We drive too slow... Or too fast? 532 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:44,478 Oh, I didn't mean that. 533 00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:46,935 It's not you at all, it's your car. 534 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:49,437 And my car. 535 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:51,276 Excuse me, I don't want to hear about your car. 536 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:52,356 No, I have to tell you this. 537 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,442 I know it's gonna be hard to believe, but... 538 00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:57,404 You see, Herbie's not just a car. 539 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:01,036 I didn't believe it myself at first, 540 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,117 but the little guy has actually got a... 541 00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:04,752 He's... 542 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,257 When a car like Herbie comes to Paris, 543 00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:11,668 he meets a beautiful Lancia, 544 00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:13,378 that is also a car like Herbie, 545 00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:14,929 with a, with a... 546 00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:21,977 You know, it's natural that they're gonna fall in... 547 00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:26,232 You're right. 548 00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:29,440 I wouldn't believe it either. 549 00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:32,651 When the men come by from the booby hatch, 550 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,323 go quietly. 551 00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:40,496 Just trying to warn you about your car. 552 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:43,203 Let me warn you about me. 553 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:47,082 I'm in this race to win, and frankly, I'd like to see... 554 00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:50,836 You and your car disappear entirely. 555 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:53,798 - Oh. - (MAN ON P.A. SPEAKING FRENCH) 556 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,034 Quincey. 557 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:23,160 Pull over! We want that car! 558 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:27,247 What are you going to do? 559 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:30,413 I'm gonna pull over. 560 00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:48,936 Hang on! 561 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:16,459 Ohh. 562 00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:20,429 Darkness is about to fall upon you. 563 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:23,424 (BLEATING) 564 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:26,018 OLD MAN: Amazing! 565 00:47:32,725 --> 00:47:34,398 Whoa! 566 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:46,697 (WHIMPERING) 567 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,954 Hot, hot, hot! 568 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:51,960 You... 569 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:57,421 They're still comin'! 570 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:59,961 I think they are trying to kill us! 571 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:09,262 Mon dieu! Mon dieu! 572 00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:30,999 (SIGHS) I never thought she'd go that far 573 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:32,372 to make us disappear. 574 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:33,919 Who's that? 575 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:36,497 That cute little time bomb, Diane. 576 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,457 She set us up to knock us out of the race, 577 00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:39,591 just like she said. 578 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,886 Now, wait a minute. She didn't say that. 579 00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:44,510 Oh, of course not. They never say what they mean. 580 00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:46,386 That's what makes the female of the species 581 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:48,012 deadlier than the male. 582 00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:50,724 You read that someplace. 583 00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:52,931 Yes, and I've got a mother, three sisters 584 00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:54,936 and two ex-wives to prove it. 585 00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:56,983 They never told me they wanted me out, 586 00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:59,315 but every time I came home, the lock was changed. 587 00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:00,946 I don't take that kind of strong-arm stuff 588 00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:03,524 from anybody, male or female! 589 00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:05,318 Then somebody better teach this female 590 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:06,451 the rules of the game... 591 00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:07,574 Before the game is over. 592 00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:08,700 If she doesn't know 'em now, 593 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:11,032 she will when I get through with her! 594 00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:14,543 You might as well settle back, Herbie. 595 00:49:14,577 --> 00:49:17,547 Once Jim gets started, nothin' can stop him. 596 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:18,923 Who hired thugs? 597 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:21,672 I'm just as good as anybody out there on that track! 598 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:24,549 And I don't need anybody to win my races for me! 599 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:25,629 We... 600 00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:28,057 That is the trouble with you, all of you! 601 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:31,720 You don't think a woman can do anything! 602 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,772 Yeah, I know he seems like a quiet sort of guy, 603 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:38,943 but when a fight is inevitable, he never ducks. 604 00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:42,109 "Women are supposed to be nurses 605 00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:46,318 "and secretaries and school teachers!" 606 00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:48,027 I've taken that all my life. 607 00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:51,242 I took it from my mother and my father! 608 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:54,166 And my aunts and my uncles! 609 00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:58,621 But I'm not going to take it from you! 610 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,425 When old Jim gets started, I hate to get in his way. 611 00:50:03,459 --> 00:50:05,461 He's a regular steamroller. 612 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,304 - Whoa! - Coward! 613 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:11,600 I'm a race driver and I can win it on my own! 614 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:13,351 Oh! 615 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:18,102 You know, I think you can. 616 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,228 Double X? (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Uh, yeah. 617 00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:27,032 I'm afraid we-we-we've had another complication. 618 00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:30,869 DOUBLE X: I'm beginning to think you are the complication. 619 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:32,580 That... 620 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:38,207 That item should have been in my hands by now! 621 00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:40,671 MAX: Oh, don't worry, sir. It's still in the gas tank. 622 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:43,750 Then bring me the gas tank! What are you waiting for? 623 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:47,136 We've lost them again, sir. We don't know where they are. 624 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:49,721 Excuse me. I'm looking for Inspector Bouchet. 625 00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:51,390 Oui, monsieur. 626 00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:52,591 Impossible! 627 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:53,930 Are you trying to tell me 628 00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:56,847 a couple of simpleminded Americans... 629 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:58,806 Ah... (MUTTERING) 630 00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:03,068 - Disappeared? - Hold on. 631 00:51:04,270 --> 00:51:05,692 Hope we're not disturbing you, Inspector. 632 00:51:05,771 --> 00:51:07,318 No, gentlemen! 633 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:10,527 Your timing could not be more perfect. 634 00:51:10,609 --> 00:51:11,656 Good. 635 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:14,784 I want to thank you for your continued cooperation... 636 00:51:14,822 --> 00:51:16,870 In this matter of the stolen diamond. 637 00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:19,327 Tonight, we're asking for your help. 638 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,287 Somebody's out to get our car! 639 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:23,330 Ah, that's impossible. 640 00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:25,337 I think they're trying to knock us out of the race! 641 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:26,463 Ahh! 642 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:29,344 I was wondering if there's some way, I don't know, 643 00:51:29,378 --> 00:51:31,847 we can put the car in protective custody 644 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:32,881 for the night. 645 00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:33,966 That is, if you're not too busy 646 00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:35,601 trying to find that diamond. 647 00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:36,677 No, no! 648 00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,063 One is just as important as the other, I assure you. 649 00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:41,482 I'll only be a moment. Uh... 650 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:52,200 Oh! I-I mean, uh... 651 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:55,871 - We'll wait in the car. - Good idea. 652 00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:58,707 We wouldn't want anything to happen to it. 653 00:51:58,741 --> 00:52:00,038 Not now. 654 00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:07,007 Hello. The car is here. 655 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:09,169 Never mind how... 656 00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:11,257 (QUIETLY) Never mind how. 657 00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,548 No, no! It's too risky for me. 658 00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:16,308 I will see to it that the car will be at number 32, 659 00:52:16,383 --> 00:52:18,761 Avenue Mozart within the hour. 660 00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:20,729 Don't get lost on the way! 661 00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:36,871 Your worry is now my worry, gentlemen. Rest easily. 662 00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:40,283 I'll take personal charge of this valuable possession. 663 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,710 - Inspector! - What is it, Fontenoy? 664 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:45,587 Off duty or not, sir, 665 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:47,669 I couldn't sleep, thinking about the diamond... 666 00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:49,295 And how it would be weighing on your mind. 667 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:50,877 At the moment, Fontenoy, 668 00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:53,546 I have a car weighing on my mind. 669 00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,931 Somebody's trying to knock us out of the race. 670 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,134 Well, with your excellent time in the trials, 671 00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:00,060 it would not take a master of deduction 672 00:53:00,094 --> 00:53:01,266 like Inspector Bouchet... 673 00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:03,188 To see that you have an excellent chance to win! 674 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:05,937 Which is why I personally will ensure 675 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,984 the safety of this automobile. 676 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:13,195 Now, put your minds at ease. Get a good night's sleep. 677 00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:15,901 Thank you! You too, Herbie. 678 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:18,120 A big day tomorrow, pal. 679 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,163 - Good night. - Good night. 680 00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:22,913 - No, no. Permit me, sir. - What do you mean? 681 00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:25,294 You have enough responsibility trying to find the diamond. 682 00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:28,043 - I'll look after the car. - Don't be ridiculous! 683 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:30,671 - Aah, aah! - (CHUCKLING) 684 00:53:34,253 --> 00:53:35,880 - (HERBIE STARTING) - What are you doing? 685 00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:38,091 Anything for you and the force. 686 00:53:38,132 --> 00:53:39,805 Get out of the car! 687 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,144 (LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) 688 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:44,726 Leave it to me, sir. 689 00:53:44,805 --> 00:53:47,900 I'll keep this little car hidden so no one will find it. 690 00:53:57,901 --> 00:53:59,244 Fontenoy... 691 00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:03,202 My best man. (CHUCKLING) 692 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:06,581 (CHUCKLING) 693 00:54:08,036 --> 00:54:09,128 Huh. 694 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:14,334 - Good night. - Good night. 695 00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:18,714 My very best. 696 00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:24,846 We've checked that, sir. It's nowhere. 697 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:27,932 We've covered the whole city. Now what? 698 00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:32,069 In the morning, before the race, 699 00:54:32,144 --> 00:54:35,523 that ridiculous little car will get gasoline. 700 00:54:35,564 --> 00:54:38,443 When it does, you'll be there. 701 00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:40,618 MAN: Welcome, everyone, 702 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:44,244 to the inaugural running of the Trans France race. 703 00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:45,620 They're all here: 704 00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:47,793 qualifying drivers and cars from the world over, 705 00:54:47,868 --> 00:54:49,711 each looking forward, expectantly, 706 00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:51,630 for the chance at the magnificent trophy... 707 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:53,082 And the $20,000 winner-take-all prize. 708 00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:54,667 (ENGINES REVVING LOUDLY) 709 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:57,211 This promises to be one of the most punishing races ever. 710 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,422 And these drivers know it. 711 00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:01,428 They've no doubt gone through these cars, 712 00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:03,384 time after time after time. 713 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:04,684 And yet, we have them all here, 714 00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:07,642 still refining and tuning car after car, 715 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,894 each preparing for the gruelling race... 716 00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:13,562 That will test the endurance of man and machine. 717 00:55:14,102 --> 00:55:16,446 I just wish I had a machine to test. 718 00:55:16,563 --> 00:55:18,565 I hope, uh, what's-his-name 719 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,822 didn't hide Herbie so well, he can't find him. 720 00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:24,201 I wish you hadn't said that. I mean, I'm a mechanic. 721 00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:26,832 And a mechanic is nothing without his car. 722 00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:28,750 A million and one details 723 00:55:28,784 --> 00:55:30,661 have to be taken care of for a race. 724 00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:34,339 You know me, how I pride myself on being thorough. 725 00:55:35,791 --> 00:55:37,293 My tools! Where's my tools! 726 00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,131 Right here. 727 00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:45,642 - I knew that. - Uh-huh. 728 00:55:45,717 --> 00:55:48,812 (MAN ON P.A. SPEAKING FRENCH) 729 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:54,022 Inspector, the race is about to begin! Where's our car? 730 00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:56,354 Believe me, I am as concerned as you are! 731 00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,438 But I'm sure Fontenoy will be here. 732 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:02,201 He's unpredictable, but he's dependable. 733 00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:03,368 What? 734 00:56:04,945 --> 00:56:06,788 Let me check headquarters again. 735 00:56:13,954 --> 00:56:16,127 He'll be here. 736 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:17,674 You be ready. 737 00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:22,137 Who's that? 738 00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:25,182 He's Double X, you dummy. 739 00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:30,930 Uh-oh, better duck. Here comes trouble. 740 00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:32,143 Hello. 741 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:35,063 Hello. 742 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:41,612 - Uh, look, about last night. - I know. Me too. 743 00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:42,820 Sorry. 744 00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:45,994 Not about missing me with that vase, I hope. 745 00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:48,663 (LAUGHING) No, no. 746 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:51,162 I guess I was a little uptight last night. 747 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,542 Nervous about the race. 748 00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:57,130 Yeah, yeah. Well, I threw a few brick bats myself. 749 00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:58,211 In the wrong direction. 750 00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:01,211 We didn't get off to a flying start, did we? 751 00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:06,432 Herbie and I take a little getting used to. (CHUCKLING) 752 00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:12,013 When you keep including Herbie like that, 753 00:57:12,054 --> 00:57:13,681 you take a lot of getting used to. 754 00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:21,029 By the way, where is... it? 755 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,524 - Well, I... - Douglas, 756 00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:25,951 did you misplace your little car? 757 00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:28,696 Just temporarily. 758 00:57:28,737 --> 00:57:31,866 You should look under a rock or two. You might find it. 759 00:57:31,907 --> 00:57:34,160 No, not under a rock, Gilbert. 760 00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:36,545 Under a gravestone. 761 00:57:37,204 --> 00:57:38,581 MAN ON P.A.: Attention, everyone. 762 00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:41,884 All drivers, bring your machines to the grid. 763 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:44,212 Five minutes 'til race time. 764 00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:47,138 BRUNO: It's just as well, Douglas. 765 00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:51,476 You know the saying, "They never come back." 766 00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:01,148 - Well, I better go. - Diane! 767 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,531 Good luck. 768 00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:07,943 I think you mean that. 769 00:58:08,777 --> 00:58:11,747 Drivers will please take your position... 770 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:13,703 As quickly as possible. 771 00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:20,915 (REPEATS ANNOUNCEMENT IN FRENCH) 772 00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:31,634 (CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 773 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:37,223 (MAN ON P.A. ANNOUNCING RACING POSITIONS IN FRENCH) 774 00:59:14,092 --> 00:59:18,393 - Well, take the brake off! - The brake is off! 775 00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:20,979 You know somethin'? 776 00:59:21,016 --> 00:59:22,984 That Lancia's waiting on Herbie. 777 00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:26,488 Well, so are we, and all we need is her hanging around. 778 00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:29,575 All right! Push it, push it! 779 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:32,991 - No, mademoiselle! - Listen, I... 780 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:35,698 I hope you had nothing to do with this. 781 00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:37,499 I didn't, but I think I can tell you who did. 782 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,497 I know, it's your Herbie. 783 00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:41,161 That's right! Herbie's missing 784 00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:43,422 and your Lancia's missing Herbie. 785 00:59:43,497 --> 00:59:45,716 You must think I'm an absolute fool 786 00:59:45,791 --> 00:59:48,010 with this "Herbie, Herbie, Herbie." 787 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:51,840 Well, I don't believe in fairy tales or Herbie or you! 788 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:55,176 Jim, pop the hood, will ya? 789 00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:00,559 What are you doing? 790 01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:02,767 You want your car started, don't ya? 791 01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:10,904 Listen, uh, I know how you feel, 792 01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:13,361 but you better get over it right now. 793 01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:15,779 Forget Herbie. 794 01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:18,035 You know why he isn't here, don't you? 795 01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:20,667 He's found somebody else, that's why. 796 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:23,795 He didn't have the guts to tell you himself, so I'm telling you. 797 01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:27,962 Oh, yeah, we're talkin' about the same guy, all right. 798 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:32,592 Old Herbie. Old fun-lovin', fickle, Herbie. 799 01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:38,310 Now you see him, 800 01:00:38,385 --> 01:00:40,058 now you don't. 801 01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,889 He's right, you know. 802 01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:43,690 So far, we've had to tell this to a Fiat, 803 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:46,146 a Thunderbird and an Austin-Healey. 804 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:48,320 I know how you feel. It's... 805 01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:51,652 Fun while it lasted, but... 806 01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:54,868 You know, the truth is, you weren't the first 807 01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:56,244 and you won't be the last. 808 01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:01,245 You might as well take off. 809 01:01:04,411 --> 01:01:07,255 Will somebody help me start my car? 810 01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:09,003 Oui, mademoiselle. 811 01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:13,921 S'il vous plait. Let me have a look. 812 01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:17,432 - (ENGINE STARTS) - Thank you! 813 01:01:17,465 --> 01:01:18,512 No problem. 814 01:01:18,592 --> 01:01:19,684 I was beginning to think 815 01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:21,761 everybody around here was crazy. 816 01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:23,768 (ENGINE REVVING) 817 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:32,523 Well, so much for the Lancia. 818 01:01:32,606 --> 01:01:34,950 Yeah. So much for both of them, I guess. 819 01:01:35,901 --> 01:01:39,872 - (CROWD CHEERING, SHOUTING) - (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING FRENCH) 820 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:42,119 (ANNOUNCER CONTINUES) 821 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,333 Douglas, let's go. 822 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:49,164 Don't you realize you've got pole position? 823 01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:51,170 I also realize we don't have a car. 824 01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:53,126 But it'll be here. 825 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,588 It'd better be. In two minutes, Douglas, 826 01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:57,506 or you can try again next year. 827 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:01,430 ANNOUNCER: Mesdames et monsieurs... 828 01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:03,015 (CONTINUES IN FRENCH) 829 01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:10,268 Ladies and gentlemen, 830 01:02:10,310 --> 01:02:14,986 the first running of the Trans France race... 831 01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:16,821 Is about to begin. 832 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:18,993 (ENGINES REVVING) 833 01:02:21,947 --> 01:02:24,041 (REVVING CONTINUES) 834 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:32,003 (ENGINES ROARING) 835 01:02:53,353 --> 01:02:55,355 (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING FRENCH) 836 01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:25,552 What's that? 837 01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:28,604 JIM: It's an armored truck. 838 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,900 - (TRUCK HORN HONKING) - That armored truck is us! 839 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:36,070 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Yes. Yes. 840 01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:51,123 Where's Herbie? Are you crazy? 841 01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:52,461 We're supposed to be in a race, 842 01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,585 and here you are guarding the Bank of England... 843 01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:57,045 Or the crown jewels or who knows what! 844 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:59,051 We didn't travel 6,000 miles 845 01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:00,758 just to see some French pastry 846 01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:02,342 dressed up like a tin soldier. 847 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:04,299 I'll tell you something. I've had it with the French... 848 01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:06,760 The men, women and the... 849 01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:08,436 Herbie? 850 01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:18,108 Are we still in it? 851 01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:20,816 From the looks of it, you'll be starting and finishing in last place. 852 01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:23,869 Quickly, you've no time to lose. You have things to attend to. 853 01:04:25,945 --> 01:04:28,949 - Gas! Let's move it, Wheely! - Check! Top of my list! 854 01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:41,962 Fill it up! 855 01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:44,798 Monsieur Douglas, stop! 856 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,762 What do you mean, stop? 857 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,973 The tank is full. I filled it this morning. 858 01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:52,097 Let's go, Wheely. 859 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:54,436 (HERBIE STARTS) 860 01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:03,783 Come on, Herbie. What're you doing? The race is back there. 861 01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:05,569 I know what he's doing. He can't fool me. 862 01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:07,325 He's looking for that Lancia. 863 01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:10,494 FONTENOY: Inspector. 864 01:05:11,616 --> 01:05:14,495 Well, what I was going to say, sir... 865 01:05:14,536 --> 01:05:16,504 Suppose there was a connection 866 01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:18,502 between the men who attacked 867 01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:20,338 and the men who stole the diamond. 868 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:21,422 Not now, Fontenoy! 869 01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:24,755 But, sir, what if they've hidden the stolen diamond in the car? 870 01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:28,975 - What? - If I may suggest, sir, 871 01:05:29,008 --> 01:05:31,511 we should have our men search that car immediately. 872 01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:32,850 - Search? - Yes! 873 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:37,525 - There is no time! - The car is still here. 874 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:38,601 Yes? 875 01:05:42,564 --> 01:05:45,033 Yes, but it is obviously... 876 01:05:45,066 --> 01:05:47,034 Tuning up, or something. 877 01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:53,037 Just say the word, and the men and I... 878 01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:55,202 Will search that car from bumper to bumper. 879 01:05:55,243 --> 01:05:57,587 The word is no, Fontenoy! 880 01:05:57,662 --> 01:05:59,039 N-no? 881 01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:05,713 What you don't seem to understand is that, um, 882 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:10,012 a thorough search would take over an hour. 883 01:06:10,049 --> 01:06:12,552 And an hour's delay would deprive Douglas 884 01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:14,062 of winning a race... 885 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:17,725 He has traveled halfway around the globe to enter. 886 01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:23,070 Sir, I admire you for your consideration. 887 01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:27,322 And I understand now exactly how you are thinking. 888 01:06:30,904 --> 01:06:32,247 Sorry, sir. 889 01:06:36,284 --> 01:06:39,083 Forget the Lancia, Herbie. She's gone. 890 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,168 You heard him right. Gone, split! 891 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:52,008 Yeah, that's right. 892 01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:55,766 She took off in that race like you never existed. 893 01:06:56,554 --> 01:06:59,933 She wanted me to tell you, it was fun while it lasted, 894 01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:03,566 but when push came to shove, she shoved off. 895 01:07:03,603 --> 01:07:05,822 That's just the way women are. 896 01:07:06,439 --> 01:07:08,407 Might as well face it. 897 01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:12,196 You've been deserted, jilted. Abandoned! 898 01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:14,451 (HERBIE REVVING) 899 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,137 (TIRES SCREECHING) 900 01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:10,735 Too late now. 901 01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:13,616 We'll get it in Monte Carlo after the race. 902 01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:27,084 Inspector, I think you will be proud of me. 903 01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:29,966 What now, Fontenoy? 904 01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,759 I have done exactly what I knew 905 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:33,302 you would have wanted me to... 906 01:09:35,254 --> 01:09:36,597 notified Monte Carlo. 907 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:41,599 Their police will search the car as soon as it arrives. 908 01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:42,895 (SCREAMS) 909 01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:45,227 - (CHUCKLING) - (HIGH-PITCHED GASP) 910 01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:49,606 - (GASPING) - I'll take care at once, sir. 911 01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:17,277 - Whoa! - (SCREAMING) 912 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:37,878 UH... (CLEARS THROAT) Catch anything? 913 01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:42,048 (CLEARS THROAT) I didn't think so. 914 01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:44,885 - JIM: Which way? - Right. 915 01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:52,649 Left! 916 01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:15,044 (CHOKES, COUGHING) 917 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,424 (COUGHING) 918 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:20,295 (BOTH GRUNT) 919 01:13:58,267 --> 01:13:59,940 (TIRES SCREECHING) 920 01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:07,360 (TIRES SCREECHING, ENGINE REVVING) 921 01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:18,834 Hope they get that trophy to Monte Carlo 922 01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:21,086 on a fast jet. We may beat 'em to it. 923 01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:24,044 Unfortunately, somebody put the Alps in our way. 924 01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,529 The way Herbie's flyin', nothing can stop him, 925 01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:45,564 including the Himalayas. 926 01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:48,336 (CHUCKLING) 927 01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:34,765 Some road. It's not even on the map. 928 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,342 Maybe you oughta ask directions. 929 01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:37,927 From who, a French mountain goat? 930 01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:39,262 There must be somebody. 931 01:16:39,470 --> 01:16:40,687 (SHOUTS) 932 01:16:55,736 --> 01:16:58,330 (WHISPERING) Wheely, you... 933 01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:03,540 Maybe I'll just call from in here. 934 01:17:03,577 --> 01:17:04,703 Yeah. 935 01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:14,221 (YODELING) 936 01:17:14,672 --> 01:17:17,676 (YODEL ECHOING) 937 01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:19,847 Hey, there's somebody out there. 938 01:17:19,885 --> 01:17:21,182 (ECHO CONTINUES) 939 01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:23,897 (ECHO CONTINUES) 940 01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:27,477 No, that's just me! I never heard a real echo before. 941 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:30,359 (YODELING) 942 01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:33,236 - Will you sit down, Wheely? - (ECHOING) 943 01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:34,783 Just one more, okay? 944 01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:36,202 (YODELING) 945 01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:40,410 (YODELING) 946 01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:42,036 (ECHOING) 947 01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:45,078 - Come on, Wheely! - (ECHO CONTINUES) 948 01:17:45,619 --> 01:17:48,042 - (RUMBLING) - (ECHO CONTINUES) 949 01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:15,191 Uh, I got somebody. 950 01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:20,662 Those are the guys who were after Herbie. 951 01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:29,497 Get out of the car. 952 01:18:35,794 --> 01:18:37,216 (HERBIE STARTING) 953 01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:44,186 - I'm taking over. - I'll drive the car! 954 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:45,896 (HERBIE REVVING) 955 01:18:47,765 --> 01:18:50,985 (HONKS YODEL) 956 01:18:51,477 --> 01:18:53,650 If it worked once, maybe it'll work again. 957 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:57,609 - (YODELING) - (HONKING CONTINUES) 958 01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:01,369 (YODELING, HONKING CONTINUE) 959 01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:06,333 (YODEL ECHOING) 960 01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:13,007 Hey, buddy, I like your "yodel-ay-hee-oo"! 961 01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,040 (TIRES SQUEAL) 962 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:57,422 Well, we're back on the beam. 963 01:19:57,876 --> 01:19:59,970 How many cars you figure are ahead of us? 964 01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:01,922 Would you believe all of 'em? 965 01:20:02,006 --> 01:20:03,633 (KNOCKING SOUNDS) 966 01:20:05,509 --> 01:20:07,136 Is that a knocking I hear in the gas tank? 967 01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:11,273 Not in my gas tank. Never! 968 01:20:11,348 --> 01:20:12,440 (KNOCKING) 969 01:20:12,516 --> 01:20:15,144 Sounds like something clunking around in there. 970 01:20:16,228 --> 01:20:18,071 Well, we either listen to the driver... 971 01:20:18,105 --> 01:20:20,733 And stop to take the gas tank apart, 972 01:20:20,774 --> 01:20:24,244 or we listen to the mechanic and try to win this race. 973 01:20:24,278 --> 01:20:26,906 Well, I'm listening to the mechanic. 974 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:28,244 Let's go, Herbie! 975 01:20:28,282 --> 01:20:30,080 (HERBIE HONKS, REVS) 976 01:21:31,011 --> 01:21:34,060 (HERBIE SPUTTERING, BACKFIRING) 977 01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:37,226 - What's wrong? - I don't know. 978 01:21:37,309 --> 01:21:39,311 The oil pressure's up, there's plenty of gas. 979 01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,363 But he's not getting it. 980 01:21:46,026 --> 01:21:48,996 (SPUTTERING) 981 01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:01,629 I hate to mention this again, but I heard some clunking... 982 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:04,011 You mean that nonsense about the gas tank again? 983 01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:05,300 Yeah, that's... 984 01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:07,010 All right, let's get it straight, once and for all, 985 01:22:07,047 --> 01:22:09,175 who the mechanic is around here, okay? 986 01:22:09,216 --> 01:22:10,684 You say it's the gas tank, 987 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:12,682 and I say it isn't the gas tank. 988 01:22:13,220 --> 01:22:15,894 You see? It isn't the gas tank. 989 01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:18,858 It's this... Rock that was in the gas tank. 990 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:22,988 - (CLEARS THROAT) - Hold it! 991 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:27,368 There's only one kind of rock that glistens like that. 992 01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:28,695 Well, sure, quartz. 993 01:22:28,735 --> 01:22:31,534 You can find millions of 'em around any quarry in Philly. 994 01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:34,078 But... Not one that's worth... 995 01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:37,540 Six million bucks. 996 01:22:38,162 --> 01:22:41,382 - Huh? - L'etoile de Joie. 997 01:22:41,915 --> 01:22:43,633 The tall, the what? 998 01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:45,719 Etoile de Joie. 999 01:22:46,628 --> 01:22:49,381 (GASPS) Oh, wow! 1000 01:22:49,423 --> 01:22:50,970 That's... (GASPS) 1001 01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:52,888 That's the biggest hunk of diamond 1002 01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:54,599 I've ever seen in my life. 1003 01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:56,555 What I don't understand is how it... 1004 01:22:57,890 --> 01:22:58,891 The black sedan! 1005 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:01,648 - Huh? Where? - No, no, no. 1006 01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:03,570 They're the ones that robbed the museum. 1007 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,022 Don't you see? 1008 01:23:05,063 --> 01:23:06,736 They weren't trying to knock us out of the race. 1009 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,738 They were trying to get this. 1010 01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:11,995 Thank you for helping us, gentlemen, and up with your hands. 1011 01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:16,283 You gave us the slip for the last time. 1012 01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:19,128 - We'll take the rock. - (CLEARING THROAT) 1013 01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:21,171 I don't suppose you'd believe that was just a 1014 01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:22,714 big hunk of quartz. 1015 01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:26,753 (CHUCKLES) The rock. Let me have it. 1016 01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:28,633 (REVVING, SPUTTERING) 1017 01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:32,766 (SHOUTING) 1018 01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:43,735 Aah! 1019 01:23:45,729 --> 01:23:47,151 Aah! 1020 01:23:47,564 --> 01:23:48,907 (GRUNTING) 1021 01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:54,116 (GRUNTING) 1022 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:56,373 (SHOUTING) 1023 01:24:03,997 --> 01:24:05,624 Ha-ha-ha! 1024 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:11,180 The rock. Well, come on, hand it over. 1025 01:24:17,594 --> 01:24:18,937 (GRUNTING) 1026 01:24:20,806 --> 01:24:23,150 (POCKET WATCH ALARM SOUNDING) 1027 01:24:24,101 --> 01:24:26,570 (GROANING) Oh! Oh! 1028 01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:28,739 (BOTH GROANING) 1029 01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:31,408 Ooh! Ooh! 1030 01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:33,656 (GRUNTING) 1031 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:38,574 (PANTING) Well, what do we do with them now? 1032 01:24:40,284 --> 01:24:41,831 (HERBIE HONKING) 1033 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:48,675 Thanks, Herbie. We tie 'em up! 1034 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:17,204 (PANTING) Double X, we lost them. 1035 01:25:18,196 --> 01:25:20,244 First time we've ever been done in by a car. 1036 01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:23,248 (PANTING) The goods will be in Monte Carlo 1037 01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:24,704 in a couple of hours. 1038 01:25:24,745 --> 01:25:26,918 (PANTING) No chance of stopping them. 1039 01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:31,135 (PANTING) See, we... We're rather tied up at the moment. 1040 01:25:33,712 --> 01:25:35,385 (INTERCOM BUZZING) 1041 01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:38,058 Get me the airport. 1042 01:26:21,802 --> 01:26:23,930 We passed every car on the road. 1043 01:26:23,970 --> 01:26:25,597 All except the Lancia. 1044 01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:27,312 Well, after the way she jilted Herbie, 1045 01:26:27,391 --> 01:26:30,065 that's one car he won't wanna come in second to. 1046 01:26:30,102 --> 01:26:31,649 Right, Herbie? 1047 01:26:33,230 --> 01:26:34,447 Hey, isn't that it? 1048 01:26:34,481 --> 01:26:35,903 (SPUTTERING) 1049 01:26:36,274 --> 01:26:37,821 It sure is. 1050 01:26:39,444 --> 01:26:40,912 Maybe we should've stopped. 1051 01:26:40,946 --> 01:26:42,869 Stop? Are you kidding? 1052 01:26:42,948 --> 01:26:44,450 Throw away 100 grand 1053 01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:46,786 and the biggest comeback of our lives? 1054 01:26:46,868 --> 01:26:48,165 We've got this thing. We're a shoe-in. 1055 01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:50,797 - She's in trouble. - Well, sure, 1056 01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:51,964 plenty of cars get in trouble. 1057 01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:54,088 Let the rescue boys bail her out. 1058 01:26:54,626 --> 01:26:57,379 Yeah, but I mean, she could be in real danger. 1059 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:02,347 I'm sorry, Wheely. 1060 01:27:02,426 --> 01:27:04,724 Sometimes a comeback comes second. 1061 01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:11,230 Herbie doesn't seem to think so. 1062 01:27:13,353 --> 01:27:15,981 Well, yeah, sure. Why should Herbie want to stop... 1063 01:27:16,022 --> 01:27:17,945 After the lies you told him back there? 1064 01:27:17,983 --> 01:27:19,030 Shh! 1065 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:30,370 Yeah, the jilted lover. 1066 01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:32,956 Why, if he knew that that little Lancia... 1067 01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:34,921 Had been waiting on him at the starting line, 1068 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,718 wouldn't even budge... 1069 01:27:36,793 --> 01:27:40,047 Until you lied to her about him throwing her over... 1070 01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:43,433 I mean, she... Why, he'd... 1071 01:27:43,508 --> 01:27:45,852 I mean, he'd be back at her side right now. 1072 01:27:50,807 --> 01:27:52,024 I hate to say this, Jim, 1073 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:54,319 but you got a big mouth. You know that? 1074 01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:04,158 Hang on, Diane! 1075 01:28:09,493 --> 01:28:11,040 (GASPING) 1076 01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:19,837 (COUGHING) 1077 01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:24,966 Thank you. 1078 01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:26,893 (COUGHING) 1079 01:28:31,223 --> 01:28:32,896 Thank you. 1080 01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:35,231 - Thank you. - You okay? 1081 01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:39,657 I think so. I missed a shift and lost control. 1082 01:28:39,731 --> 01:28:42,075 That's not all you could've lost. 1083 01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:45,912 (WHEELY) Herbie, what're you doin'? 1084 01:28:45,946 --> 01:28:47,823 Herbie, there's no time! 1085 01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:49,829 Forget it, Wheely. 1086 01:28:50,742 --> 01:28:53,621 He's gonna get his girlfriend out of the mud. 1087 01:28:57,374 --> 01:28:58,921 And us out of the race. 1088 01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:02,922 I see it, but I don't believe it. 1089 01:29:13,181 --> 01:29:16,606 Well, you can believe this, we are now out of the money, 1090 01:29:16,643 --> 01:29:19,567 because "Sometimes a comeback comes second." 1091 01:29:20,105 --> 01:29:22,733 Who's giving up, buddy? Not me! 1092 01:29:23,066 --> 01:29:25,285 - Come on, you come with us. - No, no, I... 1093 01:29:25,318 --> 01:29:27,195 I'm gonna stay with my car. 1094 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:31,158 Looks like we're all gonna stay with her car. 1095 01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:43,253 Let's go, Wheely! 1096 01:29:47,716 --> 01:29:49,343 (ENGINE CRANKING) 1097 01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:52,804 You're not going anyplace, are you? 1098 01:29:52,846 --> 01:29:54,473 (ENGINE CRANKING) 1099 01:29:58,768 --> 01:30:00,395 (ENGINE CRANKING) 1100 01:30:03,565 --> 01:30:05,192 (ENGINE CRANKING) 1101 01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:07,827 Uh, Herbie? 1102 01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:11,073 Now listen to me. 1103 01:30:12,616 --> 01:30:15,119 Uh, Herbie, I know just how you feel, 1104 01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:18,209 but I also know you're not a quitter. 1105 01:30:18,955 --> 01:30:21,925 Now show 'em you can do it, Herbie. 1106 01:30:23,043 --> 01:30:26,013 - Win it for them! - (LANCIA HONKING) 1107 01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:27,847 And for her. 1108 01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:29,675 (HERBIE STARTING) 1109 01:30:29,716 --> 01:30:32,139 Oh, hey! (LAUGHING) 1110 01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:34,054 The rest is up to you. 1111 01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:36,352 - Good luck. - Thanks. 1112 01:30:38,016 --> 01:30:39,814 Aw, come on, Herbie! 1113 01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:42,525 Open up, will ya? Come on! 1114 01:30:42,604 --> 01:30:44,106 I know you're sore 1115 01:30:44,189 --> 01:30:46,533 about what I told you, but I'm sorry, okay? 1116 01:30:48,193 --> 01:30:50,070 Look, I did it for you. 1117 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,199 Okay, okay, I did it for us. 1118 01:30:55,867 --> 01:30:57,744 What do you want me to do, get down on my knees? 1119 01:30:57,827 --> 01:31:00,922 - (HONKS) - Okay. 1120 01:31:00,997 --> 01:31:03,967 All right, I lied to ya, and I'm sorry. 1121 01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:07,888 And I promise I'll never, never do it again, okay? 1122 01:31:09,923 --> 01:31:12,642 Boy, you sure don't forgive easy, do ya? 1123 01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:30,911 Bouchet, did you miss a turn on your way to the Eiffel Tower? 1124 01:31:30,986 --> 01:31:35,082 (LAUGHING) No. A little unfinished business, Emile. 1125 01:31:35,115 --> 01:31:36,583 You've wounded me, my friend. 1126 01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:39,745 You think I cannot handle a little diamond search? 1127 01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:41,080 Five of my best men 1128 01:31:41,162 --> 01:31:42,960 are waiting for the cars to enter Monte Carlo. 1129 01:31:43,039 --> 01:31:45,258 - That is exactly why I'm here. - A-ha! 1130 01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:47,836 Afraid I will steal some of your glory? 1131 01:31:47,919 --> 01:31:50,388 There is no glory to be stolen. 1132 01:31:50,422 --> 01:31:53,096 I wish to rectify a terrible mistake... 1133 01:31:53,133 --> 01:31:55,682 And save everyone from embarrassment. 1134 01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:00,898 - The search is off. - Off? 1135 01:32:01,391 --> 01:32:02,859 The message was an error 1136 01:32:02,934 --> 01:32:04,936 by another zealous young detective, 1137 01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:07,569 anxious to make an overnight reputation for himself. 1138 01:32:08,773 --> 01:32:09,945 Ah, yes, 1139 01:32:09,983 --> 01:32:12,452 but for this kind of news they invented the telephone. 1140 01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:13,574 Ooh-la-la! 1141 01:32:13,611 --> 01:32:16,160 This is a matter that needed my personal attention. 1142 01:32:17,032 --> 01:32:19,080 Who knows what complications could arise 1143 01:32:19,117 --> 01:32:21,165 from a situation like this? 1144 01:32:22,579 --> 01:32:24,502 This is a big race. 1145 01:32:24,581 --> 01:32:28,302 It could cause... An international incident. 1146 01:32:33,256 --> 01:32:34,428 Hmm. 1147 01:32:34,507 --> 01:32:35,554 Ah! 1148 01:32:39,471 --> 01:32:42,475 Well, it, uh, seems your young man in Paris... 1149 01:32:42,557 --> 01:32:45,527 Has caused you a lot of trouble. 1150 01:32:45,602 --> 01:32:47,400 I assure you, Emile, 1151 01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:49,652 I intend to put an end to it. 1152 01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:52,776 Wiser heads are always called upon 1153 01:32:52,817 --> 01:32:54,660 to clean up the mistakes of the young. 1154 01:32:55,070 --> 01:32:57,323 - It's true. - And our reward, 1155 01:32:57,989 --> 01:33:00,242 we get it when we reach heaven. 1156 01:33:01,951 --> 01:33:03,749 Perhaps a bit sooner. 1157 01:34:19,946 --> 01:34:21,914 Three down and two to go. 1158 01:35:28,431 --> 01:35:29,808 Dirty road hog! 1159 01:35:29,849 --> 01:35:31,396 Why doesn't he learn how to drive? 1160 01:35:31,476 --> 01:35:33,399 He knows how to drive. That's the trouble. 1161 01:35:42,612 --> 01:35:44,114 Yeah, I see what you mean. 1162 01:36:21,526 --> 01:36:23,995 If we don't get him by the tunnel... 1163 01:36:35,290 --> 01:36:37,543 There's no way we can pass him! 1164 01:36:37,625 --> 01:36:41,550 Bruno was right. They never come back. 1165 01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:44,052 (HONKING, REVVING) 1166 01:36:46,050 --> 01:36:47,723 H-h-Herbie! 1167 01:37:08,072 --> 01:37:09,324 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1168 01:37:11,034 --> 01:37:14,755 Ha-ha! I don't b... believe it! 1169 01:37:14,829 --> 01:37:16,172 (CHEERING) 1170 01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:24,798 - (CROWD CHEERING) - We did it! 1171 01:37:24,881 --> 01:37:26,428 They don't come back, huh? 1172 01:37:26,507 --> 01:37:28,430 I guess Herbie wasn't listening. 1173 01:37:28,468 --> 01:37:30,596 - Whoo! - Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 1174 01:37:30,636 --> 01:37:31,933 Ha-ha! 1175 01:37:32,972 --> 01:37:34,269 Swine! 1176 01:37:34,307 --> 01:37:36,275 (CHEERING, SHOUTING) 1177 01:37:37,852 --> 01:37:39,479 WOMAN: Herbie! Herbie! 1178 01:37:39,562 --> 01:37:41,405 MAN: Herbie! Herbie! 1179 01:37:44,776 --> 01:37:46,949 (CHEERING, WHISTLING) 1180 01:37:47,737 --> 01:37:49,205 Herbie! Herbie! 1181 01:37:49,489 --> 01:37:52,163 How does it feel to be back in the winner's circle? 1182 01:37:52,241 --> 01:37:53,538 Pretty good! 1183 01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:57,122 Well, for the 20th time, it was a great race, 1184 01:37:57,163 --> 01:37:58,506 and we enjoyed every minute of it... 1185 01:37:58,581 --> 01:37:59,958 Almost every minute of it. 1186 01:38:00,625 --> 01:38:02,252 Well, I'm enjoying every minute of this, 1187 01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:03,795 I can tell you that. 1188 01:38:06,005 --> 01:38:08,975 And, uh, both of us would like to thank you all 1189 01:38:09,050 --> 01:38:10,643 very, very much. 1190 01:38:12,637 --> 01:38:15,311 Au revoir! Arrivederci! 1191 01:38:15,348 --> 01:38:17,271 Ciao! Buenas noches! 1192 01:38:24,148 --> 01:38:25,491 Sayonara. 1193 01:38:26,067 --> 01:38:27,660 Right. See ya around, Douglas. 1194 01:38:36,994 --> 01:38:38,337 Hey, that's some cute little memento 1195 01:38:38,413 --> 01:38:40,507 you got there, old buddy. 1196 01:38:40,581 --> 01:38:42,174 Well, this little memento's 1197 01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:43,926 as much yours as mine, old buddy. 1198 01:38:44,001 --> 01:38:45,469 And it's more Herbie's than anybody's. 1199 01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:47,426 You can say that again. 1200 01:38:49,382 --> 01:38:50,850 JIM: Well, look who's here. 1201 01:38:50,925 --> 01:38:53,428 May I add my congratulations. 1202 01:38:53,511 --> 01:38:56,765 You'll congratulate us even more when you see what we've got for ya. 1203 01:38:56,848 --> 01:38:59,567 - It was right in Herbie's gas tank. - Ah. 1204 01:39:01,185 --> 01:39:02,653 JIM: This whatcha been lookin' for? 1205 01:39:02,687 --> 01:39:03,688 Yes. 1206 01:39:05,523 --> 01:39:07,491 It's had a rough trip, hasn't it? 1207 01:39:07,525 --> 01:39:09,448 But it's winding up in the right hands. 1208 01:39:10,695 --> 01:39:12,447 Indeed, it is. 1209 01:39:12,530 --> 01:39:14,407 Don't know how we missed connections, sir, 1210 01:39:14,490 --> 01:39:15,992 but here I am. 1211 01:39:16,701 --> 01:39:17,953 Fontenoy. 1212 01:39:20,455 --> 01:39:23,049 You see? I knew the diamond would be found. 1213 01:39:23,124 --> 01:39:24,592 It's an honor to be at your side 1214 01:39:24,667 --> 01:39:26,590 in this moment of triumph, Inspector. 1215 01:39:28,629 --> 01:39:30,973 And I have more good news, sir. 1216 01:39:31,048 --> 01:39:33,471 The two thieves have been captured. 1217 01:39:33,885 --> 01:39:35,558 (BOUCHET CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) 1218 01:39:35,678 --> 01:39:36,679 Good! 1219 01:39:36,888 --> 01:39:39,812 Good! Then I'd say the case is concluded. 1220 01:39:39,891 --> 01:39:42,019 - (CHUCKLING) - JIM: Yeah. 1221 01:39:42,393 --> 01:39:45,067 But, you know, there seems there'd be a mastermind 1222 01:39:45,104 --> 01:39:46,606 behind this kind of thing. 1223 01:39:46,689 --> 01:39:47,941 WHEELY: Yeah, or that museum 1224 01:39:48,024 --> 01:39:49,571 has some pretty lousy security. 1225 01:39:49,609 --> 01:39:52,203 Sir, men have been challenged to a duel 1226 01:39:52,236 --> 01:39:53,738 for such an accusation. 1227 01:39:53,821 --> 01:39:56,244 The museum's security was virtually foolproof. 1228 01:39:56,908 --> 01:39:59,161 I made an interesting discovery just today, sir. 1229 01:39:59,243 --> 01:40:01,541 - Fontenoy... - From the sensitized floor... 1230 01:40:01,579 --> 01:40:03,206 ...to the radar beam surrounding the pedestal 1231 01:40:03,247 --> 01:40:06,091 to the very pillow on which the diamond rested, 1232 01:40:06,167 --> 01:40:09,171 all the traps were conceived and executed by one man. 1233 01:40:09,253 --> 01:40:10,425 - Fontenoy. - No, sir. 1234 01:40:10,463 --> 01:40:12,261 Give credit where credit is due. 1235 01:40:12,298 --> 01:40:14,926 The combinations to the entire security system 1236 01:40:14,967 --> 01:40:18,096 were devised and known only to you! 1237 01:40:18,513 --> 01:40:22,188 The only question is, who besides the inspector 1238 01:40:22,266 --> 01:40:24,519 knew the details of these precautions? 1239 01:40:28,606 --> 01:40:30,449 Who besides the Inspector? 1240 01:40:34,862 --> 01:40:37,206 The answer to that question is... 1241 01:40:38,616 --> 01:40:40,163 Nobody! 1242 01:40:41,827 --> 01:40:43,829 My retirement has been delayed too long. 1243 01:40:44,205 --> 01:40:47,254 Now I hope no one will be foolish enough to make a move. 1244 01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:49,715 (GASPS) 1245 01:40:49,794 --> 01:40:52,764 Move this ridiculous car, or I'll be forced to kill you! 1246 01:40:52,797 --> 01:40:54,014 Ah! 1247 01:40:58,135 --> 01:41:01,309 Even a mastermind can be outsmarted by this car. 1248 01:41:01,806 --> 01:41:03,399 Thanks, Herbie. 1249 01:41:07,979 --> 01:41:08,980 Inspector. 1250 01:41:21,617 --> 01:41:22,664 I always hoped 1251 01:41:22,702 --> 01:41:25,501 you'd be present when I cracked my first big case, sir. 1252 01:41:25,997 --> 01:41:29,092 (GROWLING) Fontenoy! 1253 01:41:29,166 --> 01:41:31,635 - Uh, excuse me, sir. - (HANDCUFFS CLICKING) 1254 01:41:32,420 --> 01:41:35,344 - Sorry, sir. Sorry. - (GROANING) 1255 01:41:35,923 --> 01:41:38,847 I think you'll find it's all here, monsieur. 1256 01:41:39,218 --> 01:41:40,686 I'm so happy! 1257 01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:46,188 I personally will see to it 1258 01:41:46,267 --> 01:41:48,690 that this magnificent automobile 1259 01:41:48,728 --> 01:41:51,607 receives the greatest honor France can bestow. 1260 01:42:14,378 --> 01:42:17,097 S'il vous plait, the, uh, VW? 1261 01:42:17,173 --> 01:42:18,925 VW. 1262 01:42:20,134 --> 01:42:23,934 Yes, the VW. The white one with the 53 on the side. 1263 01:42:24,013 --> 01:42:25,560 Yes, yes, I know the car. 1264 01:42:26,098 --> 01:42:28,146 It is the toast of all Monte Carlo. 1265 01:42:28,225 --> 01:42:31,695 Yes. It's also our transportation, if you wouldn't mind. 1266 01:42:31,729 --> 01:42:34,858 Oh, I wouldn't mind, monsieur, but it is no longer here. 1267 01:42:37,234 --> 01:42:38,360 What? 1268 01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:41,072 It was stolen. 1269 01:42:42,239 --> 01:42:45,834 Mademoiselle, you would not believe this. 1270 01:42:46,410 --> 01:42:48,583 I would not believe this. 1271 01:42:48,621 --> 01:42:50,294 No one would believe this. 1272 01:42:50,998 --> 01:42:53,501 It was stolen... 1273 01:42:53,584 --> 01:42:55,086 By another car. 1274 01:43:00,091 --> 01:43:02,765 I know that you believe about Herbie, 1275 01:43:02,802 --> 01:43:04,600 but you're probably not ready to believe... 1276 01:43:04,637 --> 01:43:08,187 Giselle can do anything she wants to. 1277 01:43:08,265 --> 01:43:09,767 - Giselle? - Mm-hmm. 1278 01:43:09,850 --> 01:43:12,353 We're strong women, she and I. 1279 01:43:12,937 --> 01:43:14,610 Shall we make it a foursome? 1280 01:43:17,066 --> 01:43:18,864 - Let's go. - (CHUCKLES) 1281 01:43:24,323 --> 01:43:26,166 (IN FAKE FRENCH ACCENT) Take us to ze most romantic 1282 01:43:26,242 --> 01:43:27,789 spot in Monte Carlo. 1283 01:43:36,293 --> 01:43:39,843 (FIREWORKS WHISTLING, POPPING) 1284 01:43:54,603 --> 01:43:55,946 Well... (CLEARING THROAT) 1285 01:44:00,609 --> 01:44:03,408 Yeah, bein' chief mechanic is important, 1286 01:44:03,487 --> 01:44:07,367 but I didn't exactly win the race all by myself. 1287 01:44:08,993 --> 01:44:09,994 No? 1288 01:44:10,995 --> 01:44:13,168 Well, almost. 92307