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Previously, on Future Man...
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Did you guys ever
think that I'd be doing
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something more with my life?
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What about your video game?
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It's not real.
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Congratulations, you have defeated
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all of the Biotics.
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Wooo!
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The fuck... who are you people?
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Everything that happens
in the Biotic Wars is real.
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The game is a recruitment
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and training tool sent back in time.
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You're going to help us save the world.
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Time travel 101, you need to blend in.
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You're telling me that a cure for herpes
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is what brings down all of mankind?
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The night of the moon landing,
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there was a big party
at Pi Pi Gamma House.
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Holy shit.
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If we can stop Dr. Kronish
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from ever getting herpes,
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he'll never become a scientist,
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and we can stop this whole cycle
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before it even begins!
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All right, Santiago, you ready for this?
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Let's do this, Skarsgaard.
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Is that a subatomic sensor mine?
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Welcome to the Resistance.
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I'm here at the corner
of Fairfax and Rosewood
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where the smell of brisket
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usually fills the night air,
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but tonight, it's the smell of tragedy
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as one of L. A.'s finest
lies dead in the street.
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Vincent, I didn't know you were coming!
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I'll set an extra place.
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Is Jorge running late?
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Yeah, uh...
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Maria, maybe you should sit down.
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Gladly, I've been on my feet all day.
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Jorgito kicked.
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Do you want to feel?
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He's strong like his Papa.
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Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Santiago.
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I didn't know you were here.
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They came from Mexico
for the baby shower!
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Of course they did.
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They should hear this, too.
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- I have some news.
- You have news?
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Is it the promotion
Jorge was trying to get?
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His sisters y la familia
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will want to hear about this.
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Esmeralda, Gloria, Lupe!
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¡Mucho gusto, Señor Skarsgaard!
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What is the exciting news?
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Well, I never said "exciting."
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Did somebody say "exciting"?
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This is Jorge's brother, Miguel!
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You really look just like him.
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Yeah, well, last I checked,
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we are currently twins!
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So what's the good news?
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Say it loud so the baby can hear.
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Right, um...
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, time out! Stop the bike.
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Okay, what happened back there
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was not okay!
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For all we know, you just killed
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- a fucking cop!
- Hey!
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We killed that cop.
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Yeah, we're a team now.
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No, I didn't kill a cop,
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you killed a fucking cop,
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and we're not doing it again!
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You just said "we."
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Look, it doesn't matter, okay?
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Just no more killing!
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Well, we're killing Kronish.
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No, we're not killing Kronish!
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That's not the mission!
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The mission is to stop
him from getting herpes,
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prevent him from becoming a scientist,
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and then he never creates the cure!
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Dead men don't get herpes.
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Okay, so then what's your plan?
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We cockblock him.
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Okay, rip his cock off,
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he bleeds out slow, I like that.
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No, his cock remains fully intact.
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We stop him from ever
getting with the girl
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that gave him herpes.
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Have you ever executed this
mission objective before?
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This... this cockblock?
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Oh, yes, many times.
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Mostly at middle school dances
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and at the time I was doing it,
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I didn't know it exactly, but yeah.
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It's my specialty.
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That's fucking stupid!
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If we're actually ripping his cock off,
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that's one thing, but otherwise,
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this just feels like
a big fucking tease!
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Wolf, he's the Savior.
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We need to trust him.
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Oh, fuck! Savior my ass! God damn it!
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Try to save this!
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Hey!
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What the fuck you doing, man?
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Tiger, thanks... thanks
for having my back.
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I don't know why he hates me so much.
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You're physically weak
and nothing like we expected,
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but you do have the
knowledge we're lacking,
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and you've gotten us this far.
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You're not the Future
Man I thought you'd be,
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but you are Future Man.
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What the fuck is that?
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Why is that woman holding
that tiny shrunken man?
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You mean, "Why is that mother
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carrying her adorable baby"?
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That's a baby?
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You've never seen a baby before?
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Wolf and I are the youngest
members of the Resistance.
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We were sterilized with
a nano mist to ensure
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that we were the last
generation of humanity.
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Whoa, so it's a full on
Children of Men situation.
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Why does it look like that?
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How does it defend itself?
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It can't, it's completely helpless.
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I want to touch it.
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You, woman, give me that baby!
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Tiger, no, no, no, no, Tiger, Tiger.
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Give me the chubby man!
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Wait, those your bikes?
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Yes.
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Sorry, brother, I didn't realize
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you were Double Ds!
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Double Damned!
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Jesus, man, what's got you so steamed?
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My commander just belittled me
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in front of an inferior.
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Been there.
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My old lady's a real cunt, too.
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Where you headed?
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California Technical Institute
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to cockblock the destroyer of worlds.
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Sounds pretty heavy.
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Eh, don't worry about this shit,
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I'll clean it up.
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Ride on, ride strong, brother.
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I said, ride on, ride strong.
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Give me that thing!
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- I want to touch it!
- Tiger, you can't...
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you can't just touch her baby!
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Why... I'm stronger than her.
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I'm sorry, she's completely harmless.
It's fine.
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No, I'm not, I'm not!
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I've killed hundreds!
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Give me that thing.
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There's your secret fucking handshake!
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Wolf.
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What?
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I didn't kill him.
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Yes.
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Get me the police.
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Yeah, what?
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It's Rick.
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Some motherfucker just rolled in here
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on stolen Double D bikes.
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Yeah, that's the guys who jumped us.
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Where did they go?
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Caltech.
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Kill them all, man.
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Avenge my fingers!
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All right, I'm going to assume
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that you guys have never been
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to a frat party before.
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I haven't either, so that's okay.
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However, I have seen Animal House,
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which basically makes me an expert.
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The most important thing
is once you're inside,
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you blend in.
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Just follow my lead, okay?
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All right, we got this.
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♪ Light the candles on the cake ♪
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♪ We're going to celebrate ♪
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Okay, maybe we don't got this.
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You guys must be looking
for Delta Phi Tau.
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- That's across the street.
- Um...
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Actually, we were kind of hoping
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that maybe tonight, we could celebrate
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this great achievement of mankind
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here with you guys at Phi Phi Gamma!
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You know, it must be
nice to have the freedom
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to just walk into
whatever house you want,
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to call the cops and
actually have them show up
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after you've been repeatedly harassed
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and threatened by your fellow students.
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Even at Caltech?
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Just because these people are nerds
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doesn't mean they're not racist!
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We know things will get better,
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but until that day comes,
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we're just going to have to serve
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and protect ourselves.
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Understand, Colonel Sanders?
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I guess I am kind of dressed like him.
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Are you blocking his cock right now?
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Because it seems like
he's blocking yours.
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Brother Tyler, everything okay?
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That's what I'm trying to
figure out, Brother Kronish.
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Kronish.
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- Take it easy, soldier.
- I can't.
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He's the father of the mutant race
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that destroys mankind.
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He's right in front of me.
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You guys look like nice folks,
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but this is an invite-only party.
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If you want to stay for a beer,
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stay for a beer, but then...
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You and your mutant
race deserves to die!
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Oh, my God!
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Great job, Wolf, you
just blew our cover.
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You know, it's going to
be really hard to blend in
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now that they think we're
all white supremacists.
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Why would skin color matter?
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That's nice, there's
no racism in the future?
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I've got it, let's just
camouflage our faces
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to look like them.
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Nice, Operation Black Face.
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This mud will work on our faces.
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No, no, no, no, no Operation Black Face.
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- Says who?
- Says literally all of society.
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Look, I don't have time
to explain to you
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two centuries of race relations.
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Clearly you guys don't understand
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the complexity and
sensitivity of this time.
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I do, all right?
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You can't go around
breaking people's fingers,
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you can't go around trying
to steal people's babies,
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and you can't tell people
they're from a mutant race!
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Not only is it morally reprehensible,
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it's also jeopardizing
this whole mission!
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We need another plan.
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Houston, we have a solution.
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Right. Of course, you don't get that.
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Okay, this is now a solo mission
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to the moon landing party.
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I'm gonna go inside,
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infiltrate, and assume Lamar's identity.
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Okay, what do we do?
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Cockblocking, as you
may or may not know,
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is a very delicate
and intricate maneuver.
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It requires absolute
concentration at all times.
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Once inside, I can have
zero interference, okay?
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You guys just stay out here.
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So you're saying we should
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secure the perimeter.
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Yes, yes, secure the perimeter.
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And whatever you do,
just don't come inside.
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Okay, we'll build a barricade
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and secure the perimeter.
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We won't fail you, Future Man.
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All right, Dr. Kronish, where are you?
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Where is he?
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I'm at a party.
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This is normal.
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Barbarella, herpes girl!
269
00:11:21,111 --> 00:11:23,154
Pledge Lamar, where have you been?
270
00:11:24,781 --> 00:11:26,615
The fuck, man, you forget how to talk?
271
00:11:26,616 --> 00:11:27,783
What you talking about, man?
272
00:11:27,784 --> 00:11:28,826
I was outside!
273
00:11:28,827 --> 00:11:30,327
What's wrong with your voice?
274
00:11:30,328 --> 00:11:31,495
It's the helmet.
275
00:11:31,496 --> 00:11:32,579
What do I normally sound like?
276
00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:34,456
Like the square from Connecticut!
277
00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:36,792
- Oh, thank God.
- Man, you're fucked up.
278
00:11:39,754 --> 00:11:41,463
- Lamar!
- No!
279
00:11:41,464 --> 00:11:43,465
- Yeah?
- I was just telling Malcolm
280
00:11:43,466 --> 00:11:46,135
about that hilarious
Bill Cosby routine you do!
281
00:11:46,136 --> 00:11:47,970
The one where he jokes
about putting Spanish fly
282
00:11:47,971 --> 00:11:50,431
in the girls' drinks.
283
00:11:50,432 --> 00:11:51,432
He joked about that?
284
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:52,641
Yeah, Lamar, do the bit, man!
285
00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:54,852
- It's my birthday!
- Uhh.
286
00:11:54,853 --> 00:11:57,855
It's his birthday wish, man, do it!
287
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,469
Fire.
288
00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:19,878
139 missions, 217 confirmed kills...
289
00:12:21,254 --> 00:12:23,047
and we're holding the goddamn perimeter.
290
00:12:23,048 --> 00:12:24,381
It's fucking pointless.
291
00:12:24,382 --> 00:12:25,466
Do you have a problem, soldier?
292
00:12:25,467 --> 00:12:27,342
Yeah, yeah, I've got a problem.
293
00:12:27,343 --> 00:12:29,762
The Tiger I know doesn't stand down.
294
00:12:29,763 --> 00:12:31,889
She fights, she leads.
295
00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:33,682
She kills without mercy.
296
00:12:33,683 --> 00:12:35,517
She doesn't take orders
from little fucking boys.
297
00:12:35,518 --> 00:12:37,227
Well, that was before a whole unit died
298
00:12:37,228 --> 00:12:38,772
because of me.
299
00:12:40,982 --> 00:12:43,233
Wait, because of you?
300
00:12:43,234 --> 00:12:45,152
Are you the one that shot them?
301
00:12:45,153 --> 00:12:46,695
Stabbed them?
302
00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:49,198
Raised their lifeless
bodies on flagpoles
303
00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:51,533
for all the world to see?
304
00:12:51,534 --> 00:12:53,202
Fed their innards to dogs,
305
00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:56,455
made ceremonial mugs
out of their skulls?
306
00:12:56,456 --> 00:13:00,751
No, hey, that wasn't you.
307
00:13:00,752 --> 00:13:03,879
That was the fucking Biotics.
308
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,339
God, you don't get it, do you?
309
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,049
When you plan a mission for years,
310
00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:08,967
and then 43 of your 44 commandos
311
00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:10,385
die on that mission,
312
00:13:10,386 --> 00:13:13,388
you feel a little responsible, Wolf.
313
00:13:13,389 --> 00:13:14,932
But if he succeeds in there,
314
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:17,267
then our team wouldn't
have died in vain.
315
00:13:17,268 --> 00:13:18,727
Like it or not, he got us here.
316
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:20,229
He knows this time.
317
00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:23,398
All we've been doing
is just fucking shit up.
318
00:13:23,399 --> 00:13:25,567
Have we been fucking shit up?
319
00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:34,993
Still think the perimeter's pointless?
320
00:13:34,994 --> 00:13:36,745
Okay.
321
00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:39,706
Okay, maybe there is
something to this guy.
322
00:13:39,707 --> 00:13:42,460
We got a... I'm not
really sure what this is.
323
00:13:47,006 --> 00:13:49,132
I think I've got a match
on the canner suspects.
324
00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:50,551
Yeah, we've got a guy in a cowboy hat
325
00:13:50,552 --> 00:13:51,760
and a girl with purple hair.
326
00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:53,637
I think it's the guys
who killed Santiago.
327
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:04,147
First you take the Jell-O
and you shake it up
328
00:14:04,148 --> 00:14:05,774
and it gets more gelatinous,
329
00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:07,693
and then you take the Spanish fly
330
00:14:07,694 --> 00:14:09,278
and you put it in the Jell-O,
331
00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:11,196
and you give it to
the unsuspecting lady,
332
00:14:11,197 --> 00:14:13,490
and the lady goes "Wooo!"
333
00:14:13,491 --> 00:14:16,493
Okay, I mean, it's a
pretty good impression,
334
00:14:16,494 --> 00:14:18,787
but what do Bill Cosby and Jell-O
335
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:20,622
have to do with each other?
336
00:14:20,623 --> 00:14:21,665
You told that joke so bad,
337
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,750
it made me not like Bill Cosby.
338
00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,711
All right, well, get used to that.
339
00:14:25,712 --> 00:14:27,379
Uh, can I go now?
340
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:28,672
Uh... Yeah, man.
341
00:14:28,673 --> 00:14:30,007
Happy birthday!
342
00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:33,760
Fuck!
343
00:14:33,761 --> 00:14:34,970
No!
344
00:14:44,314 --> 00:14:46,315
Move, motherfuckers!
345
00:14:55,658 --> 00:14:57,868
Oh, I... I am... I am so sorry!
346
00:14:57,869 --> 00:14:59,661
Let me... Let me get that for you.
347
00:14:59,662 --> 00:15:01,914
Oh, my God, I just... I made it worse.
348
00:15:01,915 --> 00:15:03,957
- I'm sorry.
- Mistakes happen, Pledge.
349
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:06,502
- Yeah.
- Just, uh...
350
00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:09,838
Right.
351
00:15:11,674 --> 00:15:13,842
Sorry about that.
352
00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:15,552
That reefer made me thirsty!
353
00:15:15,553 --> 00:15:18,639
Oh, well let me wet your beautiful beak.
354
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,184
Jesus, it's like this
motherfucker wants herpes.
355
00:15:24,395 --> 00:15:26,021
I can explain.
356
00:15:26,022 --> 00:15:28,273
Please do.
357
00:15:28,274 --> 00:15:30,984
There was a bee that
just flew right in the cup.
358
00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:32,194
- A bee.
- Yeah.
359
00:15:32,195 --> 00:15:35,030
Well, where the fuck is it?
360
00:15:35,031 --> 00:15:37,074
It muh... must've flown away.
361
00:15:40,536 --> 00:15:42,871
I need you to fly away.
362
00:15:42,872 --> 00:15:46,708
I am trying to fuck Barbarella here.
363
00:15:46,709 --> 00:15:48,168
Are you sure you want to do that?
364
00:15:48,169 --> 00:15:50,212
'Cause I heard a rumor that she's got...
365
00:15:50,213 --> 00:15:51,713
Oh, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
366
00:15:51,714 --> 00:15:53,298
Stop it right there.
367
00:15:53,299 --> 00:15:57,010
Whatever she's got, oh, I want.
368
00:15:57,011 --> 00:15:58,261
Now I didn't want to have to do this
369
00:15:58,262 --> 00:15:59,554
on the night of the moon landing,
370
00:15:59,555 --> 00:16:02,307
but you just earned yourself
bathroom duty, Pledge!
371
00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:04,309
You dig?
372
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:05,560
I dig.
373
00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:07,729
There's Skarsgaard.
374
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:09,648
Where are they? Let's get them!
375
00:16:09,649 --> 00:16:11,608
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, rook.
376
00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:14,403
They're down behind that weird barricade
377
00:16:14,404 --> 00:16:16,363
right in front of the
negro fraternity house.
378
00:16:16,364 --> 00:16:17,447
Shit.
379
00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:18,865
Those guys called us about 20 times
380
00:16:18,866 --> 00:16:21,952
about being harassed,
and we just ignored it.
381
00:16:21,953 --> 00:16:24,079
Can't ignore this.
382
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:32,379
I'm Lieutenant Miller,
Pasadena Police Department!
383
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,339
Draw down your weapons
and put your hands
384
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:35,674
above your head!
385
00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:36,675
No!
386
00:16:36,676 --> 00:16:38,135
This house is under our control.
387
00:16:38,136 --> 00:16:40,137
None shall pass.
388
00:16:40,138 --> 00:16:42,139
We've got a hostage situation.
389
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:44,366
Probably racially motivated.
390
00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:45,726
Yeah, well...
391
00:16:45,727 --> 00:16:48,979
Last thing we need is
another Watts on our hands.
392
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,522
What is it you want?
393
00:16:50,523 --> 00:16:51,690
Money?
394
00:16:51,691 --> 00:16:55,819
- What's money?
- Oh, fuck.
395
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,113
They're commies!
396
00:16:58,156 --> 00:16:59,406
We have no leverage.
397
00:16:59,407 --> 00:17:01,158
I've got your leverage right here.
398
00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:02,451
These bastards killed my partner.
399
00:17:02,452 --> 00:17:03,952
Why are we even negotiating with them?
400
00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:05,454
Get a hold of yourself, rook.
401
00:17:05,455 --> 00:17:08,165
I'm trying to prevent
a race riot over here.
402
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:12,627
I'm still the janitor? God!
403
00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:27,309
Ah, shit, dirty dancing.
404
00:17:31,814 --> 00:17:35,150
Do you mind if I dance with your date?
405
00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:36,485
Of course I mind.
406
00:17:36,486 --> 00:17:40,405
Why wouldn't I mind?
407
00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:42,491
Damn, Kronish, you've got moves!
408
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:47,371
Here's a little something
I brought with me from the future.
409
00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:52,084
This is called the Running Man!
410
00:17:52,085 --> 00:17:53,502
I just invented it!
411
00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:55,670
I don't know what you're talking about,
412
00:17:55,671 --> 00:17:56,713
but I like your moves!
413
00:17:56,714 --> 00:17:57,839
You know I'm the best dancer
414
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,007
in this fraternity, right?
415
00:18:03,179 --> 00:18:04,805
Oh, no, they're totally in sync!
416
00:18:04,806 --> 00:18:06,348
Uh... here! Check this move out!
417
00:18:06,349 --> 00:18:07,850
Woo!
418
00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:10,852
Hey, ho!
419
00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:17,818
Why are you doing this?
420
00:18:17,819 --> 00:18:20,278
Just stop while you're ahead!
421
00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:21,863
What the fuck?
422
00:18:21,864 --> 00:18:24,032
Oh, shit, Jesus Christ!
423
00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:29,037
All right, we don't know
424
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:33,750
what a phaso shaft scraper is,
425
00:18:33,751 --> 00:18:35,377
but we are working on getting you
426
00:18:35,378 --> 00:18:38,964
your jug of clean water,
427
00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:41,508
one plump cat,
428
00:18:41,509 --> 00:18:44,052
100 yards of netting,
429
00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:47,806
and various historical
textbooks of the era.
430
00:18:47,807 --> 00:18:49,891
Don't forget the pickles!
431
00:18:49,892 --> 00:18:51,351
The green kind!
432
00:18:51,352 --> 00:18:53,353
Look, this is gonna take a little while!
433
00:18:53,354 --> 00:18:55,021
Good!
434
00:18:55,022 --> 00:18:56,314
It's working.
435
00:19:09,412 --> 00:19:11,913
Everybody just sit tight.
436
00:19:11,914 --> 00:19:13,457
Don't move.
437
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:25,594
Hey, pigs.
438
00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:27,512
We pay you for a reason,
439
00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:29,097
now back off.
440
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:31,558
We want the people behind
that weird garbage wall.
441
00:19:31,559 --> 00:19:34,478
We've gonna have words with them.
442
00:19:34,479 --> 00:19:36,897
We know you pay us very well,
443
00:19:36,898 --> 00:19:39,816
but we've got a sensitive
hostage situation here.
444
00:19:39,817 --> 00:19:42,152
They stole our bikes.
445
00:19:42,153 --> 00:19:44,530
They fucked up Rick's fingers.
446
00:19:45,698 --> 00:19:47,449
Vacate the premises.
447
00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:49,951
Hand them over and we will.
448
00:19:49,952 --> 00:19:51,286
No.
449
00:19:51,287 --> 00:19:52,829
Go away.
450
00:20:01,464 --> 00:20:04,132
Hey, come here, follow me!
451
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:06,259
Now is our chance
for payback, all right?
452
00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:08,303
This one is for Santiago.
453
00:20:08,304 --> 00:20:09,804
Let's go!
454
00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:12,766
They're trying to breach.
455
00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:13,767
Nice.
456
00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:16,311
- Remember.
- I know.
457
00:20:16,312 --> 00:20:18,188
Everything but killing.
458
00:20:52,056 --> 00:20:53,431
Hey!
459
00:20:53,432 --> 00:20:59,521
Santiago!
460
00:21:08,573 --> 00:21:09,739
Superman that hoe!
461
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,866
Woo, Superman that hoe!
462
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:13,243
Superman that hoe!
463
00:21:13,244 --> 00:21:14,494
What about the crowd, Lamar?
464
00:21:14,495 --> 00:21:16,746
I'm taking the whole crowd with me!
465
00:21:20,376 --> 00:21:22,711
Oh, God, he's got the crowd!
466
00:21:27,717 --> 00:21:30,595
It's one small step for man...
467
00:21:32,388 --> 00:21:34,389
Oh, my God, of course.
468
00:21:39,895 --> 00:21:41,438
Thank you, Michael.
469
00:21:42,476 --> 00:21:44,190
Hee-hee!
470
00:21:44,191 --> 00:21:45,609
Hoo-hoo!
471
00:21:49,035 --> 00:21:51,698
Hoo-hoo! Ha!
472
00:21:51,699 --> 00:21:53,575
Toe, slide, heel.
473
00:21:53,576 --> 00:21:54,784
Heel, slide.
474
00:21:54,785 --> 00:21:57,746
Heel, slide.
475
00:21:57,747 --> 00:21:59,722
Hoo-hoo! Ha!
476
00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:10,342
I won, it worked!
477
00:22:10,343 --> 00:22:12,427
I won a dance-off.
478
00:22:12,428 --> 00:22:13,678
Yo, Tito!
479
00:22:13,679 --> 00:22:14,763
You know that new dance move
480
00:22:14,764 --> 00:22:16,806
your little brother
Michael was looking for?
481
00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:19,059
Well, wait till you see this!
482
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:21,686
I'll describe it to you!
483
00:22:21,687 --> 00:22:24,564
If you fuck half as good as you dance,
484
00:22:24,565 --> 00:22:27,275
I'm gonna be one happy girl.
485
00:22:30,947 --> 00:22:31,947
I did it!
486
00:22:31,948 --> 00:22:33,615
I cockblocked him!
487
00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:44,417
What's going on?
488
00:22:44,418 --> 00:22:46,461
Why is everyone chanting my name?
489
00:22:46,462 --> 00:22:49,381
- Oh, no.
- If that's Lamar,
490
00:22:49,382 --> 00:22:51,091
then who the fuck is that?
491
00:22:51,092 --> 00:22:52,884
Oh, shit.
492
00:22:52,885 --> 00:22:55,553
No, no!
493
00:22:55,554 --> 00:22:56,971
Colonel Sanders?
494
00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:07,315
Oh, shit, it's the cops!
495
00:23:08,901 --> 00:23:10,485
But they're attacking white people!
496
00:23:13,781 --> 00:23:15,323
Wooo!
497
00:23:21,497 --> 00:23:22,872
Huh.
498
00:23:22,873 --> 00:23:24,666
A black apple.
499
00:23:29,338 --> 00:23:31,339
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit!
500
00:23:40,349 --> 00:23:41,599
Jesus!
501
00:23:49,233 --> 00:23:50,650
Tiger, Wolf!
502
00:23:50,651 --> 00:23:52,318
It's time to go!
503
00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:53,746
Future Man.
504
00:23:53,747 --> 00:23:54,750
Let's go!
505
00:24:03,122 --> 00:24:05,373
Hey, I gotta piss!
506
00:24:07,710 --> 00:24:10,044
Future Man, did the
cockblock maneuver work?
507
00:24:10,045 --> 00:24:12,297
Yes, it worked,
but we've gotta... we gotta go!
508
00:24:12,298 --> 00:24:14,048
Wolf, fire up the TTV.
509
00:24:15,718 --> 00:24:17,761
Shit, we've gotta... we gotta go!
What's the plan?
510
00:24:17,762 --> 00:24:19,637
- Jump!
- I can't jump!
511
00:24:19,638 --> 00:24:22,557
- We need a better plan.
- You can do it, Future Man!
512
00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:25,185
Okay.
513
00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:28,897
Wish I still had the helmet.
514
00:24:28,898 --> 00:24:31,149
Jump, we'll catch you!
515
00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:34,611
Catch me!
516
00:24:35,988 --> 00:24:37,906
Right on my balls.
517
00:24:37,907 --> 00:24:39,283
Future Man, are you okay?
518
00:24:45,706 --> 00:24:47,540
Yeah.
519
00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:50,502
Yeah, I'm... I'm more than okay.
520
00:24:50,503 --> 00:24:51,503
I'm great!
521
00:24:51,504 --> 00:24:53,171
We did it!
522
00:24:53,172 --> 00:24:55,507
I cockblocked Kronish!
523
00:24:55,508 --> 00:24:57,509
I was wrong about you.
524
00:24:57,510 --> 00:24:59,260
You are the Savior.
525
00:25:09,104 --> 00:25:11,606
You did it.
526
00:25:11,607 --> 00:25:14,108
You saved the world.
527
00:25:18,322 --> 00:25:21,574
Ew! What the fuck is that?
528
00:25:21,575 --> 00:25:24,285
Did you just really try to go
rathole to rathole with me?
529
00:25:24,286 --> 00:25:25,870
I thought this whole thing was...
530
00:25:25,871 --> 00:25:27,580
You sick fuck.
531
00:25:27,581 --> 00:25:29,541
It's called a kiss!
532
00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:32,210
You... you call your mouths "ratholes"?
533
00:25:32,211 --> 00:25:34,921
What else would you call the hole
you shove rats into?
534
00:25:34,922 --> 00:25:37,423
It's does... doesn't matter,
okay, look, I...
535
00:25:37,424 --> 00:25:39,634
I stopped Kronish from getting herpes.
536
00:25:41,262 --> 00:25:42,595
I'm the Savior.
537
00:25:55,484 --> 00:25:57,318
Fuck me.
538
00:26:00,221 --> 00:26:05,221
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00:26:06,305 --> 00:26:12,356
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