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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> I WONDER WHAT THE OLD DAYS WERE LIKE, WHEN WEED WAS ENOUGH, OR EVEN ALCOHOL.

WERE LIKE, WHEN WEED WAS ENOUGH, OR EVEN ALCOHOL. DON'T GET ME WRONG.

OR EVEN ALCOHOL. DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M STILL A FAN OF THEM...

DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M STILL A FAN OF THEM... BIG FAN.

I'M STILL A FAN OF THEM... BIG FAN. BUT, FOR ME, AND MY FRIENDS,

BIG FAN. BUT, FOR ME, AND MY FRIENDS, WEED AND ALCOHOL HARDLY GOT US

WEED AND ALCOHOL HARDLY GOT US THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL.

REMEMBER WHEN HEROIN WAS POPULAR?

POPULAR? NOW IT'S METH, AND THAT'S JUST

NOW IT'S METH, AND THAT'S JUST THE ILLEGAL STUFF.

THE ILLEGAL STUFF. NOWADAYS IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE

NOWADAYS IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IS ON SOME KIND OF DRUG. MY QUESTION IS, WHY DOES IT FEEL

IS ON SOME KIND OF DRUG. MY QUESTION IS, WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR

MY QUESTION IS, WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT DRUG, THE NEW HIGH?

LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT DRUG, THE NEW HIGH? IS IT BOREDOM?

THE PERFECT DRUG, THE NEW HIGH? IS IT BOREDOM? DID THE OLD STUFF REALLY STOP

IS IT BOREDOM? DID THE OLD STUFF REALLY STOP WORKING?

DID THE OLD STUFF REALLY STOP WORKING? I THINK IT'S EVOLUTION, OR,

WORKING? I THINK IT'S EVOLUTION, OR, PERHAPS, US HARDCORE ADDICTS ARE

I THINK IT'S EVOLUTION, OR, PERHAPS, US HARDCORE ADDICTS ARE REALLY THE UNSUNG HEROES OF THE

PERHAPS, US HARDCORE ADDICTS ARE REALLY THE UNSUNG HEROES OF THE WORLD, EXPLORERS ON A CONQUEST,

REALLY THE UNSUNG HEROES OF THE WORLD, EXPLORERS ON A CONQUEST, FOREVER SEARCHING FOR NEW LEVELS

WORLD, EXPLORERS ON A CONQUEST, FOREVER SEARCHING FOR NEW LEVELS OF LIFE AND PLEASURE, FOR ALL

FOREVER SEARCHING FOR NEW LEVELS OF LIFE AND PLEASURE, FOR ALL HUMANITY TO ENJOY ONE DAY,

OF LIFE AND PLEASURE, FOR ALL HUMANITY TO ENJOY ONE DAY, UNITING US.

HUMANITY TO ENJOY ONE DAY, UNITING US. YES.

UNITING US. YES. MAYBE WE AREN'T SELFISH, BUT

YES. MAYBE WE AREN'T SELFISH, BUT RATHER SACRIFICING DAILY.

AND ONE DAY, WE WILL BE CELEBRATED, INSTEAD OF LOOKED DOWN UPON, FOR OUR GENIUS, LIKE

CELEBRATED, INSTEAD OF LOOKED DOWN UPON, FOR OUR GENIUS, LIKE MODERN-DAY VAN GOGHS.

DOWN UPON, FOR OUR GENIUS, LIKE MODERN-DAY VAN GOGHS. AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO

MODERN-DAY VAN GOGHS. AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO THINK.

[ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> YO, BROOKLYN. CAN I GET A LITTLE SOMETHING? >> CATCH ME ON TUESDAY, BROTHER.

CAN I GET A LITTLE SOMETHING? >> CATCH ME ON TUESDAY, BROTHER. >> HELL, YEAH.

>> CATCH ME ON TUESDAY, BROTHER. >> HELL, YEAH. >> WHOO-OOH!

>> HELL, YEAH. >> WHOO-OOH! LOOK AT THEM LEGS!

>> WHOO-OOH! LOOK AT THEM LEGS! WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?

LOOK AT THEM LEGS! WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN? >> [ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN? >> [ CHUCKLES ] ACTUALLY, WE WERE HOPING YOU

ACTUALLY, WE WERE HOPING YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN A...

THREE-WAY?NTERESTED IN A... WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> SOUNDS HOT.

>> SOUNDS HOT. BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, I JUST

BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, I JUST FINISHED A FIVE-WAY. ME, PERSONALLY, I'M COOL, BUT

FINISHED A FIVE-WAY. ME, PERSONALLY, I'M COOL, BUT THE GONADS?

ME, PERSONALLY, I'M COOL, BUT THE GONADS? EH, THEY MIGHT NEED A LITTLE

THE GONADS? EH, THEY MIGHT NEED A LITTLE EXTRA TIME.

EH, THEY MIGHT NEED A LITTLE EXTRA TIME. WHAT DO YOU SAY I MEET YOU BACK

EXTRA TIME. WHAT DO YOU SAY I MEET YOU BACK HERE IN, UH, 10 MINUTES?

WHAT DO YOU SAY I MEET YOU BACK HERE IN, UH, 10 MINUTES? [ WOMEN LAUGH ]

HERE IN, UH, 10 MINUTES? [ WOMEN LAUGH ] >> WELL, DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET

[ WOMEN LAUGH ] >> WELL, DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET SOME DRUGS FOR THE WAIT?

>> WELL, DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET SOME DRUGS FOR THE WAIT? >> OF COURSE, MY LITTLE FREAKS.

SOME DRUGS FOR THE WAIT? >> OF COURSE, MY LITTLE FREAKS. >> HEY, YOU THINK I COULD GET

>> OF COURSE, MY LITTLE FREAKS. >> HEY, YOU THINK I COULD GET SOME FREE DRUGS?

>> HEY, YOU THINK I COULD GET SOME FREE DRUGS? >> NAH.

SOME FREE DRUGS? >> NAH. BUT I DO HAVE SOMETHING YOU

>> NAH. BUT I DO HAVE SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANT.

BUT I DO HAVE SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANT. THIS IS A 50% DISCOUNT COUPON

MIGHT WANT. THIS IS A 50% DISCOUNT COUPON THAT CAN BE USED AT ALL MY

THIS IS A 50% DISCOUNT COUPON THAT CAN BE USED AT ALL MY STORES.

THAT CAN BE USED AT ALL MY STORES. IT CAN BE USED ANYWHERE IN THE

STORES. IT CAN BE USED ANYWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES AND EVEN HAWAII.

IT CAN BE USED ANYWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES AND EVEN HAWAII. WE ARE, AFTER ALL, THE LARGEST

UNITED STATES AND EVEN HAWAII. WE ARE, AFTER ALL, THE LARGEST DISTRIBUTOR OF DRUGS IN THE U.S.

WE ARE, AFTER ALL, THE LARGEST DISTRIBUTOR OF DRUGS IN THE U.S. >> WITH THE BEST PRICES.

DISTRIBUTOR OF DRUGS IN THE U.S. >> WITH THE BEST PRICES. >> AND THE HIGHEST QUALITY.

>> HAVE YOU GIRLS EVER BEEN IN A COMMERCIAL BEFORE? [ WOMEN LAUGH ]

>> OH, SHIT, NOT YOUR MOM, TOO. OH, THAT'S JUST NASTY! ALL RIGHT, FINE.

OH, THAT'S JUST NASTY! ALL RIGHT, FINE. BUT YOUR GRANDMA DEFINITELY HAS

ALL RIGHT, FINE. BUT YOUR GRANDMA DEFINITELY HAS TO GO.

BUT YOUR GRANDMA DEFINITELY HAS TO GO. >> HEY, SEB?

TO GO. >> HEY, SEB? SEB?

>> HEY, SEB? SEB? >> HEY, GIRL, I DIDN'T FORGET

SEB? >> HEY, GIRL, I DIDN'T FORGET YOU.

>> HEY, GIRL, I DIDN'T FORGET YOU. >> SEB?

YOU. >> SEB? COME ON, MAN.

>> SEB? COME ON, MAN. YOU'RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN.

COME ON, MAN. YOU'RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN. >> I SEE YOU LIKE IT.

YOU'RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN. >> I SEE YOU LIKE IT. YOU'RE A TICKLE FREAK.

>> I SEE YOU LIKE IT. YOU'RE A TICKLE FREAK. THAT'S COOL.

YOU'RE A TICKLE FREAK. THAT'S COOL. SO AM I.

THAT'S COOL. SO AM I. >> COME ON, MAN.

SO AM I. >> COME ON, MAN. COME ON.

>> COME ON, MAN. COME ON. >> I CAN TICKLE YOU, MAN.

COME ON. >> I CAN TICKLE YOU, MAN. COME TO DADDY!

>> I CAN TICKLE YOU, MAN. COME TO DADDY! OOH.

COME TO DADDY! OOH. YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, HUH?

OOH. YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, HUH? ME TOO.

YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, HUH? ME TOO. OH!

ME TOO. OH! HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

OH! HO-HO-HO-HO-HO! >> [ HIGH-PITCHED MOAN ]

HO-HO-HO-HO-HO! >> [ HIGH-PITCHED MOAN ] >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?

>> [ HIGH-PITCHED MOAN ] >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY? >> [ High-pitched voice ]

>> WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY? >> [ High-pitched voice ] SEBASTIAN, I'M REALLY NOT THAT

>> [ High-pitched voice ] SEBASTIAN, I'M REALLY NOT THAT INTO YOU.

SEBASTIAN, I'M REALLY NOT THAT INTO YOU. >> NO?

INTO YOU. >> NO? WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU COME TO

>> NO? WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU COME TO THE ROOM WITH US?

WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU COME TO THE ROOM WITH US? >> I DIDN'T.

THE ROOM WITH US? >> I DIDN'T. >> WHAT?

>> I DIDN'T. >> WHAT? YOU DIDN'T COME WITH TABITHA AND

>> WHAT? YOU DIDN'T COME WITH TABITHA AND SARAH AND JAMIE AND JENNY AND...

YOU DIDN'T COME WITH TABITHA AND SARAH AND JAMIE AND JENNY AND... JEANINE, THE HOT-DOG QUEEN?

SARAH AND JAMIE AND JENNY AND... JEANINE, THE HOT-DOG QUEEN? >> NO.

JEANINE, THE HOT-DOG QUEEN? >> NO. I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE GIRLS

>> NO. I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE GIRLS BEFORE.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE GIRLS BEFORE. >> NO.

BEFORE. >> NO. IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS?

>> NO. IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS? >> I'M ONLY 16.

IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS? >> I'M ONLY 16. >> SHIT!

>> I'M ONLY 16. >> SHIT! YOU GOT TO GO.

>> SHIT! YOU GOT TO GO. JEANINE?

YOU GOT TO GO. JEANINE? [ DOOR OPENS ]

JEANINE? [ DOOR OPENS ] [ Normal voice ] HEY.

[ DOOR OPENS ] [ Normal voice ] HEY. WAIT.

[ Normal voice ] HEY. WAIT. >> AGAIN?!

WAIT. >> AGAIN?! >> OH, YEAH.

>> AGAIN?! >> OH, YEAH. WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?

>> OH, YEAH. WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN? >> FUCK YOU!

WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN? >> FUCK YOU! FUCK OFF.

>> FUCK YOU! FUCK OFF. FUCK THIS!

FUCK OFF. FUCK THIS! >> YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.

FUCK THIS! >> YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT. >> [ MOANING ]

>> YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT. >> [ MOANING ] OH, YEAH!

>> [ MOANING ] OH, YEAH! >> I WARNED HIM.

OH, YEAH! >> I WARNED HIM. >> WELL, HEY --

>> I WARNED HIM. >> WELL, HEY -- >> GET OUT OF MY WAY.

>> WELL, HEY -- >> GET OUT OF MY WAY. >> NO, JUST --

>> GET OUT OF MY WAY. >> NO, JUST -- >> NOW!

>> NO, JUST -- >> NOW! OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH

>> NOW! OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF KARA!

OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF KARA! >> KARA, COME ON, MAN!

OF KARA! >> KARA, COME ON, MAN! >> YOU'RE ON TOP.

YEAH, YOU'RE THE BEST, BABY. MMM. >> ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

MMM. >> ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? >> [ GROWLS ]

>> ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? >> [ GROWLS ] SHUT IT!

>> [ GROWLS ] SHUT IT! >> AAH!

>> [ CHOKING ] WHAT THE HELL? >> "WHAT THE HELL" IS RIGHT.

WHAT THE HELL? >> "WHAT THE HELL" IS RIGHT. WHO WERE YOU FUCKING?

>> "WHAT THE HELL" IS RIGHT. WHO WERE YOU FUCKING? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHO WERE YOU FUCKING? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> YOU HEARD ME.

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> YOU HEARD ME. >> AAH.

>> YOU HEARD ME. >> AAH. THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA.

>> AAH. THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA. IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM!

THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA. IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM! >> HOW DO I KNOW THAT?

IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM! >> HOW DO I KNOW THAT? >> YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGHT

>> HOW DO I KNOW THAT? >> YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGHT NOW.

>> YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGHT NOW. [ COUGHING ]

NOW. [ COUGHING ] WHAT KIND OF WATER WAS THAT?

[ COUGHING ] WHAT KIND OF WATER WAS THAT? >> [ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT KIND OF WATER WAS THAT? >> [ CHUCKLES ] REMEMBER THAT FISH TANK YOU

>> [ CHUCKLES ] REMEMBER THAT FISH TANK YOU SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PET

REMEMBER THAT FISH TANK YOU SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PET TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES?

SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PET TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES? THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR

TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES? THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS?

THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS? BEHIND MY BACK?

FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS? BEHIND MY BACK? WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT?

BEHIND MY BACK? WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT? I LOVED THAT TURTLE.

WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT? I LOVED THAT TURTLE. HE DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT.

I LOVED THAT TURTLE. HE DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT. [ Voice breaking ] AND SO DO I.

>> [ COUGHING ]

DO YOU KNOW, WHEN I GET SICK AND DIE FROM THAT WATER, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE

DIE FROM THAT WATER, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO.

GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO. >> GLADLY.

REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO. >> GLADLY. BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE

>> GLADLY. BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN

BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR MOUTH.

WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR MOUTH. >> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY

YOUR MOUTH. >> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY CUCKOO RIGHT NOW.

>> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY CUCKOO RIGHT NOW. AND E-VIL!

CUCKOO RIGHT NOW. AND E-VIL! [ COUGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS ] >> SO, THAT'S IT, THEN? YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE?

>> SO, THAT'S IT, THEN? YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE? NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE? NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? >> YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT GONNA

NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? >> YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH?

>> YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH? I AM NOT FUCKING ANYONE ELSE BUT

TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH? I AM NOT FUCKING ANYONE ELSE BUT HER!

I AM NOT FUCKING ANYONE ELSE BUT HER! I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.

HER! I HAVE NARCOLEPSY. IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN

I HAVE NARCOLEPSY. IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN I SLEEP.

IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN I SLEEP. YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY

I SLEEP. YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY NOW.

YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY NOW. >> IT'S TRUE.

NOW. >> IT'S TRUE. HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE

>> IT'S TRUE. HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE SCHOOL.

HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE SCHOOL. >> WHY DOES HE ONLY HALLUCINATE

SCHOOL. >> WHY DOES HE ONLY HALLUCINATE ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN?

>> WHY DOES HE ONLY HALLUCINATE ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN? WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOUT

ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN? WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE?

WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE? DON'T ANSWER THAT.

SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE? DON'T ANSWER THAT. HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO ME

DON'T ANSWER THAT. HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO ME ANYMORE.

HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO ME ANYMORE. >> [ SIGHS ]

ANYMORE. >> [ SIGHS ] THAT'S NOT TRUE.

>> [ SIGHS ] THAT'S NOT TRUE. SHE'S MY "SUGAR KISS."

THAT'S NOT TRUE. SHE'S MY "SUGAR KISS." >> DOES HE REALLY MEAN THAT?

>> AAH! AAH! >> BABY...

AAH! >> BABY... LET'S FINISH IT.

>> BABY... LET'S FINISH IT. >> AAH! AAH-AAH!

LET'S FINISH IT. >> AAH! AAH-AAH! WHOO-OOH!

>> AAH! AAH-AAH! WHOO-OOH! THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY!

WHOO-OOH! THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY! >> WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM?

THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY! >> WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM? >> I WASN'T.

>> WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM? >> I WASN'T. OH, I WAS SAVING THEM FOR A

>> I WASN'T. OH, I WAS SAVING THEM FOR A SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO IT

OH, I WAS SAVING THEM FOR A SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO IT TOGETHER.

SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO IT TOGETHER. FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?

TOGETHER. FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY? >> GET MORE.

FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY? >> GET MORE. >> CAN'T.

>> GET MORE. >> CAN'T. THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN

>> CAN'T. THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN SOME SPECIAL COW SHIT!

THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN SOME SPECIAL COW SHIT! >> I'M SORRY, BABY.

SOME SPECIAL COW SHIT! >> I'M SORRY, BABY. I COULDN'T HELP IT.

>> I'M SORRY, BABY. I COULDN'T HELP IT. YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS.

I COULDN'T HELP IT. YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS. IT'S LIKE...

YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS. IT'S LIKE... IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK TO ME.

IT'S LIKE... IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK TO ME. THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM.

IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK TO ME. THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM. >> Oh!

THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM. >> Oh! >> BESIDES...

>> Oh! >> BESIDES... [ CHUCKLES ]

>> BESIDES... [ CHUCKLES ] I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO

[ CHUCKLES ] I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO TO ME.

I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO TO ME. >> I KNOW THAT.

TO ME. >> I KNOW THAT. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> I KNOW THAT. >> [ CHUCKLES ] COME ON.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] COME ON. LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND TURN

COME ON. LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND TURN THESE FANTASIES INTO REALITIES.

LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND TURN THESE FANTASIES INTO REALITIES. >> FINE.

>> [ COUGHING ]

>> OH, YEAH! OH, I'M SO CLOSE! ARE YOU?

OH, I'M SO CLOSE! ARE YOU? >> YEAH!

ARE YOU? >> YEAH! >> BABY!

>> YEAH! >> BABY! >> [ SNORES ]

>> BABY! >> [ SNORES ] >> BABY?

>> [ SNORES ] >> BABY? >> HMM...

>> BABY? >> HMM... I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE.

>> HMM... I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE. YOU ALWAYS WERE THE BEST.

I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE. YOU ALWAYS WERE THE BEST. [ SNORES ]

YOU ALWAYS WERE THE BEST. [ SNORES ] >> [ SIGHS ]

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]

>> IS SHE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? >> YEAH, EVENTUALLY. SHE ALWAYS GETS LIKE THIS ON

>> YEAH, EVENTUALLY. SHE ALWAYS GETS LIKE THIS ON 'SHROOMS.

SHE ALWAYS GETS LIKE THIS ON 'SHROOMS. THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER.

'SHROOMS. THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER. OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY

THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER. OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.

OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

GET GOING. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] MM-HMM.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] MM-HMM. YEAH, GO, GO.

MM-HMM. YEAH, GO, GO. GO, GO, GO, GO. GO!

YEAH, GO, GO. GO, GO, GO, GO. GO! GO!

GO, GO, GO, GO. GO! GO! >> OH, I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT!

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] >> ...DEAL WITH ALL THIS GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING

>> ...DEAL WITH ALL THIS GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING CRAP.

GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING CRAP. WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A

CRAP. WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A FREAK?

WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A FREAK? MY HEAD HURTS.

FREAK? MY HEAD HURTS. ALL I WANT TO DO IS MUNCH ON

MY HEAD HURTS. ALL I WANT TO DO IS MUNCH ON SOME FOOD.

ALL I WANT TO DO IS MUNCH ON SOME FOOD. >> [ PANTING ]

OH... VINNY, SEBASTIAN. HOLY COW.

VINNY, SEBASTIAN. HOLY COW. NO WAY.

HOLY COW. NO WAY. GUYS, IT'S ME.

NO WAY. GUYS, IT'S ME. BARRY.

GUYS, IT'S ME. BARRY. BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE

BARRY. BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE SCHOOL.

BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE SCHOOL. [ IMITATES APE ]

SCHOOL. [ IMITATES APE ] REMEMBER THAT?

[ IMITATES APE ] REMEMBER THAT? >> NO SHIT!

REMEMBER THAT? >> NO SHIT! I USED TO LOVE THAT SHIT, MAN.

>> NO SHIT! I USED TO LOVE THAT SHIT, MAN. THAT WAS FUNNY.

I USED TO LOVE THAT SHIT, MAN. THAT WAS FUNNY. >> YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY

THAT WAS FUNNY. >> YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THAT

>> YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THAT HAIRY.

'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THAT HAIRY. I DIDN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN

HAIRY. I DIDN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN APE, EITHER.

I DIDN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN APE, EITHER. YOU KNOW, I HAD TO LIVE WITH

APE, EITHER. YOU KNOW, I HAD TO LIVE WITH THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW, I HAD TO LIVE WITH THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL. THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR

THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL. THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BUT

THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BUT WHATEVER.

NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BUT WHATEVER. IT'S ALL GOOD.

WHATEVER. IT'S ALL GOOD. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

IT'S ALL GOOD. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. >> NO.

YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. >> NO. I WAS THE JOKE -- YOUR JOKE.

>> NO. I WAS THE JOKE -- YOUR JOKE. YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG

I WAS THE JOKE -- YOUR JOKE. YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG OUT WITH YOU UNLESS I DID IT,

YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG OUT WITH YOU UNLESS I DID IT, AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.

OUT WITH YOU UNLESS I DID IT, AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED. >> YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS

>> BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED. >> YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS HAVEN'T.

>> YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS HAVEN'T. BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

HAVEN'T. BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I MEAN, EVERY SPECIES HAS A

BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I MEAN, EVERY SPECIES HAS A PARASITE, RIGHT?

I MEAN, EVERY SPECIES HAS A PARASITE, RIGHT? >> GOOD ONE.

PARASITE, RIGHT? >> GOOD ONE. WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND

>> GOOD ONE. WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND...

WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND... >> SURE.

EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND... >> SURE. >> ...GET TO WORK.

>> SURE. >> ...GET TO WORK. >> WORK? YEAH?

>> ...GET TO WORK. >> WORK? YEAH? WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?

>> WORK? YEAH? WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO? >> WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL

WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO? >> WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL FIELD.

>> WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL FIELD. >> AGRICULTURE?!

FIELD. >> AGRICULTURE?! WOW!

>> AGRICULTURE?! WOW! [ LAUGHS ]

WOW! [ LAUGHS ] I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.

[ LAUGHS ] I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING. YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU

I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING. YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME

YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME KINGPINS BY NOW.

GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME KINGPINS BY NOW. COME ON.

KINGPINS BY NOW. COME ON. YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG

COME ON. YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG ADDICTS ANYMORE?

YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG ADDICTS ANYMORE? BE HONEST.

ADDICTS ANYMORE? BE HONEST. >> WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS.

BE HONEST. >> WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS. >> ANYWAYS, WE GOT TO GO.

>> WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS. >> ANYWAYS, WE GOT TO GO. IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN.

>> ANYWAYS, WE GOT TO GO. IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN. YOU LOOK GOOD.

IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN. YOU LOOK GOOD. >> TAKE CARE.

YOU LOOK GOOD. >> TAKE CARE. >> I LIKE THE SWEATER.

>> TAKE CARE. >> I LIKE THE SWEATER. >> TIGHT PANTS.

>> I LIKE THE SWEATER. >> TIGHT PANTS. KEEP ROCKING THAT.

>> TIGHT PANTS. KEEP ROCKING THAT. >> YEAH.

KEEP ROCKING THAT. >> YEAH. >> OH, ME?

>> YEAH. >> OH, ME? OH, NO, NO, I'M JUST IN TOWN

>> OH, ME? OH, NO, NO, I'M JUST IN TOWN VISITING.

OH, NO, NO, I'M JUST IN TOWN VISITING. YEAH, I LIVE OUT IN

VISITING. YEAH, I LIVE OUT IN NEW YORK CITY.

YEAH, I LIVE OUT IN NEW YORK CITY. I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER

NEW YORK CITY. I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER COMPANY!

I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER COMPANY! I LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE.

COMPANY! I LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE. HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS.

I LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE. HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS. HONOR ROLL, ALL OF THEM.

HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS. HONOR ROLL, ALL OF THEM. PERFECT LIFE!

HONOR ROLL, ALL OF THEM. PERFECT LIFE! FUCKIN' LOSERS.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] HI. IS DR. ROGERS IN? YES.

HI. IS DR. ROGERS IN? YES. YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!

YES. YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY! [ Voice breaking ] OKAY, I'LL

YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY! [ Voice breaking ] OKAY, I'LL HOLD.

>> BARRY IS CRAZY, HUH? I MEAN, HE SHOULD BE THANKING US.

I MEAN, HE SHOULD BE THANKING US. >> WHY?

US. >> WHY? >> LOOK.

>> WHY? >> LOOK. IF WE DIDN'T ABUSE HIM SO MUCH,

>> LOOK. IF WE DIDN'T ABUSE HIM SO MUCH, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ANY

IF WE DIDN'T ABUSE HIM SO MUCH, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ANY AMBITION TO BECOME ANYTHING.

HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ANY AMBITION TO BECOME ANYTHING. >> THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN.

AMBITION TO BECOME ANYTHING. >> THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN. >> LOOK AT ANY SUCCESSFUL

>> THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN. >> LOOK AT ANY SUCCESSFUL PERSON.

>> LOOK AT ANY SUCCESSFUL PERSON. THEY ALL HAVE ABUSIVE PASTS.

PERSON. THEY ALL HAVE ABUSIVE PASTS. THE MORE ABUSED YOU WERE, THE

THEY ALL HAVE ABUSIVE PASTS. THE MORE ABUSED YOU WERE, THE MORE SUCCESSFUL.

THE MORE ABUSED YOU WERE, THE MORE SUCCESSFUL. >> OUR CHILDHOODS WEREN'T THAT

MORE SUCCESSFUL. >> OUR CHILDHOODS WEREN'T THAT GREAT.

>> OUR CHILDHOODS WEREN'T THAT GREAT. >> EXACTLY!

GREAT. >> EXACTLY! SUCCESS IS RIGHT AROUND THE

>> EXACTLY! SUCCESS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

SUCCESS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. TRUST ME.

CORNER. TRUST ME. >> YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF TRUST,

TRUST ME. >> YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF TRUST, THAT WEED LAST NIGHT WAS

>> YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF TRUST, THAT WEED LAST NIGHT WAS HORRIBLE.

THAT WEED LAST NIGHT WAS HORRIBLE. THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS LACED WITH

HORRIBLE. THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS LACED WITH COKE OR METH.

THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS LACED WITH COKE OR METH. >> MMM.

COKE OR METH. >> MMM. HAD TO BE RAT POISON, YOU KNOW,

>> MMM. HAD TO BE RAT POISON, YOU KNOW, OR DRANO, WHICH, SURPRISINGLY, I

HAD TO BE RAT POISON, YOU KNOW, OR DRANO, WHICH, SURPRISINGLY, I ACTUALLY LIKE SOMETIMES.

OR DRANO, WHICH, SURPRISINGLY, I ACTUALLY LIKE SOMETIMES. >> ME TOO.

ACTUALLY LIKE SOMETIMES. >> ME TOO. I MEAN, IS IT JUST ME, OR IS IT

>> ME TOO. I MEAN, IS IT JUST ME, OR IS IT GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO

I MEAN, IS IT JUST ME, OR IS IT GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO FIND QUALITY THESE DAYS?

GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO FIND QUALITY THESE DAYS? IT'S EITHER AN INSTANT HEADACHE

FIND QUALITY THESE DAYS? IT'S EITHER AN INSTANT HEADACHE OR DEATH.

IT'S EITHER AN INSTANT HEADACHE OR DEATH. IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH DOING THEM

OR DEATH. IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH DOING THEM ANYMORE.

IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH DOING THEM ANYMORE. >> YOU KNOW, BARRY WAS RIGHT,

ANYMORE. >> YOU KNOW, BARRY WAS RIGHT, THOUGH.

>> YOU KNOW, BARRY WAS RIGHT, THOUGH. EVERYONE DOES HAVE A PURPOSE.

THOUGH. EVERYONE DOES HAVE A PURPOSE. WE'RE PIONEERS.

EVERYONE DOES HAVE A PURPOSE. WE'RE PIONEERS. >> OF WHAT?

WE'RE PIONEERS. >> OF WHAT? >> DRUGS!

>> OF WHAT? >> DRUGS! WE'RE GONNA START OUR OWN DRUG

>> DRUGS! WE'RE GONNA START OUR OWN DRUG BUSINESS.

WE'RE GONNA START OUR OWN DRUG BUSINESS. >> AND SELL WHAT?

BUSINESS. >> AND SELL WHAT? WE JUST AGREED EVERYTHING WAS

>> AND SELL WHAT? WE JUST AGREED EVERYTHING WAS CRAP.

WE JUST AGREED EVERYTHING WAS CRAP. >> I KNOW OF A SOURCE.

CRAP. >> I KNOW OF A SOURCE. KEEPS YOU HIGH FOR DAYS, TOO.

>> I KNOW OF A SOURCE. KEEPS YOU HIGH FOR DAYS, TOO. WE'LL HAVE TO GET TOGETHER SOME

KEEPS YOU HIGH FOR DAYS, TOO. WE'LL HAVE TO GET TOGETHER SOME REAL MONEY FIRST, BUT WE CAN DO

WE'LL HAVE TO GET TOGETHER SOME REAL MONEY FIRST, BUT WE CAN DO IT.

REAL MONEY FIRST, BUT WE CAN DO IT. >> WELL, SPEAKING OF MONEY...

IT. >> WELL, SPEAKING OF MONEY... WE'RE LATE FOR WORK.

>> WELL, SPEAKING OF MONEY... WE'RE LATE FOR WORK. >> HEY, LET ME DRIVE.

WE'RE LATE FOR WORK. >> HEY, LET ME DRIVE. I KNOW A SHORTCUT.

>> SEBASTIAN, WE HAVE NO TIME. BIG AL IS GONNA FIRE US, MAN. >> I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

BIG AL IS GONNA FIRE US, MAN. >> I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. BESIDES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.

>> I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. BESIDES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. HE OWES ME.

BESIDES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. HE OWES ME. >> NO VIDEO GAMES, MAN!

>> Spider! COME ON, MAN. I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

COME ON, MAN. I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT. SPIDER!

I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT. SPIDER! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME.

SPIDER! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME. THE POT YOU SOLD ME SUCKED!

I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME. THE POT YOU SOLD ME SUCKED! [ SHUTS TV OFF ]

WHAT'S THE RULES? >> WHAT RULES? >> THERE'S RULES TO THIS SHIT.

>> WHAT RULES? >> THERE'S RULES TO THIS SHIT. UNLIKE YOU LOSERS, I'M ONLY

>> THERE'S RULES TO THIS SHIT. UNLIKE YOU LOSERS, I'M ONLY DOING THIS UNTIL I GET THROUGH

UNLIKE YOU LOSERS, I'M ONLY DOING THIS UNTIL I GET THROUGH COLLEGE.

DOING THIS UNTIL I GET THROUGH COLLEGE. THEN, I'M DONE.

COLLEGE. THEN, I'M DONE. >> YEAH, YOU AND THE STRIPPERS.

THEN, I'M DONE. >> YEAH, YOU AND THE STRIPPERS. >> HEY, I DON'T NEED TO BE DOING

>> YEAH, YOU AND THE STRIPPERS. >> HEY, I DON'T NEED TO BE DOING TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

>> HEY, I DON'T NEED TO BE DOING TIME FOR THIS SHIT. HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF

TIME FOR THIS SHIT. HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF BIGGIE PAPA K's 10 WHACK

HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF BIGGIE PAPA K's 10 WHACK COMMANDMENTS?

BIGGIE PAPA K's 10 WHACK COMMANDMENTS? >> YEAH, OF COURSE.

COMMANDMENTS? >> YEAH, OF COURSE. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?

>> YEAH, OF COURSE. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM? >> THEN, YOU SHOULD KNOW.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM? >> THEN, YOU SHOULD KNOW. [ BEATBOXING ]

>> THEN, YOU SHOULD KNOW. [ BEATBOXING ] ♪ NEVER SEND --

[ BEATBOXING ] ♪ NEVER SEND -- >> YEAH, OKAY, SHUT UP.

♪ NEVER SEND -- >> YEAH, OKAY, SHUT UP. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CRACK,

>> YEAH, OKAY, SHUT UP. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CRACK, WIGGER!

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CRACK, WIGGER! >> IT'S AN OVERALL RULE.

WIGGER! >> IT'S AN OVERALL RULE. TRANSLATION?

>> IT'S AN OVERALL RULE. TRANSLATION? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME, AND

TRANSLATION? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME, AND I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME, AND I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE. >> WELL, WHATEVER.

I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE. >> WELL, WHATEVER. LOOK, MAN.

>> WELL, WHATEVER. LOOK, MAN. GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE 'SHROOMS?

LOOK, MAN. GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE 'SHROOMS? >> WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?

GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE 'SHROOMS? >> WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM? >> WELL, KARA ATE THEM ALL.

>> WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM? >> WELL, KARA ATE THEM ALL. >> TOLD YOU, I CAN ONLY GET

>> WELL, KARA ATE THEM ALL. >> TOLD YOU, I CAN ONLY GET THOSE A FEW TIMES A YEAR, WHEN I

>> TOLD YOU, I CAN ONLY GET THOSE A FEW TIMES A YEAR, WHEN I GO TO MY UNCLE'S AND FEED THE

THOSE A FEW TIMES A YEAR, WHEN I GO TO MY UNCLE'S AND FEED THE COWS.

GO TO MY UNCLE'S AND FEED THE COWS. >> WHAT DO YOU GUYS FEED THOSE

COWS. >> WHAT DO YOU GUYS FEED THOSE THINGS, ANYWAY?

>> WHAT DO YOU GUYS FEED THOSE THINGS, ANYWAY? >> FAMILY SECRET.

THINGS, ANYWAY? >> FAMILY SECRET. >> WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

>> FAMILY SECRET. >> WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? >> [ SIGHS ]

>> WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? >> [ SIGHS ] COME IN.

>> [ GROANS ]

SO, WHAT GAME YOU PLAYING? >> THE NEW FOOTBALL -- IT'S REALLY AWESOME.

>> THE NEW FOOTBALL -- IT'S REALLY AWESOME. YOU WANT TO TRY?

REALLY AWESOME. YOU WANT TO TRY? >> NO, I SHOULDN'T.

YOU WANT TO TRY? >> NO, I SHOULDN'T. >> COME ON.

>> NO, I SHOULDN'T. >> COME ON. >> ALL RIGHT, ONE QUARTER!

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> OH! ARE YOU REAL?

>> OH! ARE YOU REAL? OR IS THIS STILL THE BAD WEED?

ARE YOU REAL? OR IS THIS STILL THE BAD WEED? [ BOTH LAUGH ]

OR IS THIS STILL THE BAD WEED? [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> I'M NOT SURE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> I'M NOT SURE. BUT MY GUESS?

>> I'M NOT SURE. BUT MY GUESS? IT'S THE WEED AND ALL THE OTHER

BUT MY GUESS? IT'S THE WEED AND ALL THE OTHER CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DOING.

IT'S THE WEED AND ALL THE OTHER CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DOING. >> CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR?

CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DOING. >> CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR? >> I DOUBT IT, BUT WHY DON'T YOU

>> CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR? >> I DOUBT IT, BUT WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A WHIRL?

>> BWAAH! IT'S NOT WORKING! >> NO.

IT'S NOT WORKING! >> NO. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> NO. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.

>> I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL. >> [ CHUCKLES ] YOU SHOULD TALK.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] YOU SHOULD TALK. >> YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE A

YOU SHOULD TALK. >> YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE ANYMORE.

>> YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE ANYMORE. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

CHOICE ANYMORE. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? >> IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? >> IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT

>> IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO

ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO START OUR OWN BUSINESS.

SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO START OUR OWN BUSINESS. >> MM-HMM.

START OUR OWN BUSINESS. >> MM-HMM. F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOST

>> MM-HMM. F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOST DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO

F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOST DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY.

DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY. >> WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?

FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY. >> WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY? >> VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN'T

>> WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY? >> VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN'T A REAL BUSINESS.

>> VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN'T A REAL BUSINESS. DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA,

A REAL BUSINESS. DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA, ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND

DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA, ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND LEGAL?

ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND LEGAL? >> YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND IT

LEGAL? >> YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND IT FAILED.

>> YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND IT FAILED. >> WHAT WAS IT?

FAILED. >> WHAT WAS IT? >> YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?

>> WHAT WAS IT? >> YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER? >> MY MEMORY'S BAD.

>> YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER? >> MY MEMORY'S BAD. IT WAS HARDLY PRESENT WHILE I

>> MY MEMORY'S BAD. IT WAS HARDLY PRESENT WHILE I WAS HERE.

IT WAS HARDLY PRESENT WHILE I WAS HERE. >> WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

WAS HERE. >> WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE,

>> WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE, A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THAT

IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE, A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THAT LOVERS COULD USE FOR ROMANTIC

A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THAT LOVERS COULD USE FOR ROMANTIC INTERLUDES.

LOVERS COULD USE FOR ROMANTIC INTERLUDES. BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL

INTERLUDES. BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL ROOM.

BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL ROOM. >> WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

ROOM. >> WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? >> WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS

>> WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? >> WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION?

>> WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION? ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO

CONVERSATION? ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO MYSELF, RIGHT?

ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO MYSELF, RIGHT? >> VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU.

MYSELF, RIGHT? >> VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU. DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.

>> VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU. DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING. THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WERE

DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING. THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WERE MEANT TO LIVE.

THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WERE MEANT TO LIVE. >> YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND

MEANT TO LIVE. >> YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE BAD DRUG

>> YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE BAD DRUG COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A

LIKE ONE OF THOSE BAD DRUG COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.

COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE. I LEARNED ALL OF THIS FROM

HYPOCRITE. I LEARNED ALL OF THIS FROM WATCHING YOU!

I LEARNED ALL OF THIS FROM WATCHING YOU! IT FIGURES.

WATCHING YOU! IT FIGURES. >> DON'T GRAB!

IT FIGURES. >> DON'T GRAB! THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING.

>> DON'T GRAB! THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING. >> HOW MANY YOU GOT?

THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING. >> HOW MANY YOU GOT? >> MOST OF THE SERIES, THE

>> HOW MANY YOU GOT? >> MOST OF THE SERIES, THE IMPORTANT ISSUES.

>> MOST OF THE SERIES, THE IMPORTANT ISSUES. THERE'S 25 HERE.

IMPORTANT ISSUES. THERE'S 25 HERE. >> GOOD.

THERE'S 25 HERE. >> GOOD. I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING.

>> GOOD. I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING. >> ALL RIGHT, $150.

I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING. >> ALL RIGHT, $150. THEY'RE $5 EACH.

>> ALL RIGHT, $150. THEY'RE $5 EACH. PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR

THEY'RE $5 EACH. PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR THE WEED.

PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR THE WEED. >> WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY.

THE WEED. >> WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY. >> HEY, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY

>> WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY. >> HEY, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

>> HEY, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. >> [ GRUMBLES ]

FOR IT. >> [ GRUMBLES ] ALWAYS SCAMMING THE GOOD GUYS.

>> ASSHOLE, THIS IS ONLY $100. >> AH, I OWE YOU. >> DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BAR?

>> AH, I OWE YOU. >> DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BAR? DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND

>> DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BAR? DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND HERE?

DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND HERE? >> I GET PAID TODAY.

HERE? >> I GET PAID TODAY. I'LL BE BACK.

>> I GET PAID TODAY. I'LL BE BACK. >> YOU BETTER BE.

I'LL BE BACK. >> YOU BETTER BE. THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS.

>> YOU BETTER BE. THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS. I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS

THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS. I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS OPERATION.

I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS OPERATION. >> [ LAUGHS ]

OPERATION. >> [ LAUGHS ] SURE!

>> [ LAUGHS ] SURE! >> YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD

SURE! >> YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD USE THE FRONT DOOR.

>> YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD USE THE FRONT DOOR. >> WHY?

USE THE FRONT DOOR. >> WHY? THIS IS WAY MORE FUN.

>> WHY? THIS IS WAY MORE FUN. MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO.

SORRY. FUCKING GUY MADE ME -- >> THAT'S COOL. >> WHAT'S UP?

>> THAT'S COOL. >> WHAT'S UP? >> NOTHING.

>> WHAT'S UP? >> NOTHING. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

>> NOTHING. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ]

♪ ...TWIST THE KNIFE ♪ ♪ ANOTHER WITNESS TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE ♪

♪ ANOTHER WITNESS TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE ♪ ♪ AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT

TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE ♪ ♪ AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE? ♪

♪ AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE? ♪ ♪ OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS

WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE? ♪ ♪ OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS FROM EVERYONE ♪

♪ OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS FROM EVERYONE ♪ >> HE LOOKS PISSED.

FROM EVERYONE ♪ >> HE LOOKS PISSED. >> MM-HMM.

>> HE LOOKS PISSED. >> MM-HMM. >> HE'S PISSED.

>> MM-HMM. >> HE'S PISSED. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> HE'S PISSED. >> [ CHUCKLES ] WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. SOMETHING TO LIVEN THE MOOD.

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. SOMETHING TO LIVEN THE MOOD. DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A

SOMETHING TO LIVEN THE MOOD. DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A PRESIDENT?

DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A PRESIDENT? >> LIKE IT MATTERS.

PRESIDENT? >> LIKE IT MATTERS. >> SHIT, TO ME IT DOES.

>> LIKE IT MATTERS. >> SHIT, TO ME IT DOES. >> YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SIT THIS

>> SHIT, TO ME IT DOES. >> YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SIT THIS ONE OUT.

>> YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SIT THIS ONE OUT. YEAH, I'M DONE.

ONE OUT. YEAH, I'M DONE. >> HERE.

YEAH, I'M DONE. >> HERE. TAKE A PRESIDENT, JUST IN CASE

>> HERE. TAKE A PRESIDENT, JUST IN CASE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

TAKE A PRESIDENT, JUST IN CASE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. AND I'M GONNA TAKE A

YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. AND I'M GONNA TAKE A THUNDERBOLT.

AND I'M GONNA TAKE A THUNDERBOLT. PRESIDENT.

THUNDERBOLT. PRESIDENT. AND...

PRESIDENT. AND... AN INDIAN.

AND... AN INDIAN. >> ARE YOU DONE?

AN INDIAN. >> ARE YOU DONE? >> YEAH.

>> ARE YOU DONE? >> YEAH. LET'S GO.

>> Stop it! Stop it! God damn it!

Stop it! God damn it! >> WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?

God damn it! >> WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER? >> I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER.

>> WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER? >> I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER. YOU'RE LATE, AND IT'S A PROBLEM.

>> I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER. YOU'RE LATE, AND IT'S A PROBLEM. >> YEAH.

YOU'RE LATE, AND IT'S A PROBLEM. >> YEAH. WE WERE, LIKE --

>> YEAH. WE WERE, LIKE -- >> DON'T INSULT ME WITH ANY MORE

WE WERE, LIKE -- >> DON'T INSULT ME WITH ANY MORE OF YOUR BULLSHIT EXCUSES.

>> DON'T INSULT ME WITH ANY MORE OF YOUR BULLSHIT EXCUSES. NOW THIS IS IT.

OF YOUR BULLSHIT EXCUSES. NOW THIS IS IT. AFTER THIS, YOU'RE DONE -- BOTH

NOW THIS IS IT. AFTER THIS, YOU'RE DONE -- BOTH OF YOU.

AFTER THIS, YOU'RE DONE -- BOTH OF YOU. GOT IT?

OF YOU. GOT IT? >> ABSOLUTELY, BRO!

GOT IT? >> ABSOLUTELY, BRO! >> WHAT ABOUT YOU?

>> ABSOLUTELY, BRO! >> WHAT ABOUT YOU? >> I HEARD YOU.

>> WHAT ABOUT YOU? >> I HEARD YOU. >> IT'S A MIRACLE!

>> I HEARD YOU. >> IT'S A MIRACLE! HE SPEAKS.

>> IT'S A MIRACLE! HE SPEAKS. I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE

HE SPEAKS. I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE THIS DUMMY'S VENTRILOQUIST.

I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE THIS DUMMY'S VENTRILOQUIST. HELLO?

THIS DUMMY'S VENTRILOQUIST. HELLO? ANYONE THERE?

HELLO? ANYONE THERE? [ LAUGHS ]

ANYONE THERE? [ LAUGHS ] >> REALLY?

[ LAUGHS ] >> REALLY? >> GET TO WORK!

VINNY? VINNY? STOP.

VINNY? STOP. [ SIGHS ]

STOP. [ SIGHS ] LIKE THIS.

[ SIGHS ] LIKE THIS. SEE WHAT I'M DOING?

LIKE THIS. SEE WHAT I'M DOING? [ SIGHS ]

SEE WHAT I'M DOING? [ SIGHS ] SO, DON'T FUCK THIS UP!

[ SIGHS ] SO, DON'T FUCK THIS UP! I'VE GOT A CUSTOMER PISSED OFF

SO, DON'T FUCK THIS UP! I'VE GOT A CUSTOMER PISSED OFF WITH ME BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.

I'VE GOT A CUSTOMER PISSED OFF WITH ME BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS. AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS,

WITH ME BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS. AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS, TRIM THIS BUSH HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? >> I DON'T KNOW.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? >> I DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU GONNA START IT?

>> I DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU GONNA START IT? >> [ Loudly ] I THINK IT'S

ARE YOU GONNA START IT? >> [ Loudly ] I THINK IT'S BROKEN!

>> [ Loudly ] I THINK IT'S BROKEN! >> WHAT?!

BROKEN! >> WHAT?! RAHH!

>> WHAT?! RAHH! [ MOTOR TURNS OVER ]

RAHH! [ MOTOR TURNS OVER ] >> COOL!

[ MOTOR TURNS OVER ] >> COOL! >> NOW DO WHAT I SHOWED YOU --

>> COOL! >> NOW DO WHAT I SHOWED YOU -- IN CIRCLES.

>> NOW DO WHAT I SHOWED YOU -- IN CIRCLES. >> WHAT IF I CAN'T DO CIRCLES?

IN CIRCLES. >> WHAT IF I CAN'T DO CIRCLES? CAN I DO A SQUARE?

>> WHAT IF I CAN'T DO CIRCLES? CAN I DO A SQUARE? >> CIRCLES!

CAN I DO A SQUARE? >> CIRCLES! >> CIRCLES!

>> CIRCLES! >> CIRCLES! CIRCLES!

>> CIRCLES! CIRCLES! CIRCLES!

[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> [ GROWLS ]

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ GROWLING CONTINUES ]

>> NO...NO...NO!

>> TAKE YOUR TIME, WHATEVER YOU LIKE. KISSES!

LIKE. KISSES! HE'S SUCH A GOOD, LITTLE BOY.

KISSES! HE'S SUCH A GOOD, LITTLE BOY. >> [ PANTING ]

HE'S SUCH A GOOD, LITTLE BOY. >> [ PANTING ] YOU'RE TRIPPING.

>> [ PANTING ] YOU'RE TRIPPING. YOU'RE TRIPPING.

YOU'RE TRIPPING. YOU'RE TRIPPING. OH!

YOU'RE TRIPPING. OH! THIS ISN'T REAL.

OH! THIS ISN'T REAL. [ PANTING ]

THIS ISN'T REAL. [ PANTING ] Think happy thoughts, happy

[ PANTING ] Think happy thoughts, happy thoughts.

Think happy thoughts, happy thoughts. Think positive.

WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?! THIS IS MY SPECIAL PLACE!

ALONE?! THIS IS MY SPECIAL PLACE! >> NO!

THIS IS MY SPECIAL PLACE! >> NO! NOT TILL YOU OPEN YOUR EYES.

>> NO! NOT TILL YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A

NOT TILL YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE?

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE? >> [ GROWLS ]

ZOMBIE? >> [ GROWLS ] >> [ WHIMPERS ]

>> [ GROWLS ] >> [ WHIMPERS ] Y-YOU'RE NOT REAL!

>> [ WHIMPERS ] Y-YOU'RE NOT REAL! >> YES...I AM!

Y-YOU'RE NOT REAL! >> YES...I AM! >> ZOMBIES DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH!

>> YES...I AM! >> ZOMBIES DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH! >> [ GROWLS ]

>> ZOMBIES DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH! >> [ GROWLS ] >> [ GROANS ]

>> [ GROWLS ] >> [ GROANS ] THEY JUST...GRUNT.

>> [ GROANS ] THEY JUST...GRUNT. >> [ GROWLS ]

THEY JUST...GRUNT. >> [ GROWLS ] >> LIKE THAT!

>> [ GROWLS ] >> LIKE THAT! ZOMBIES...BIG AL.

>> LIKE THAT! ZOMBIES...BIG AL. I SHOULD BECOME A ZOMBIE.

ZOMBIES...BIG AL. I SHOULD BECOME A ZOMBIE. >> WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

I SHOULD BECOME A ZOMBIE. >> WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! >> AAH-HA!

>> WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! >> AAH-HA! [ WHIMPERING ]

>> AAH-HA! [ WHIMPERING ] GET AWAY!

[ WHIMPERING ] GET AWAY! GET AWAY!

GET AWAY! GET AWAY! AAH-AAH!

GET AWAY! GET AWAY! >> IS HE OKAY? >> IT'S PROBABLY THE SUN.

>> IS HE OKAY? >> IT'S PROBABLY THE SUN. >> GODDAMN GREENHOUSE EFFECT.

>> IT'S PROBABLY THE SUN. >> GODDAMN GREENHOUSE EFFECT. >> YEE-HA!

>> GODDAMN GREENHOUSE EFFECT. >> YEE-HA! WHOO-OOH-OOH!

>> YEE-HA! WHOO-OOH-OOH! YEAH!

WHOO-OOH-OOH! YEAH! OOH!

YEAH! OOH! YOU'RE A BIG, BAD BOY!

OOH! YOU'RE A BIG, BAD BOY! BAD! BAD!

YOU'RE A BIG, BAD BOY! BAD! BAD! WHOO-HOO!

BAD! BAD! WHOO-HOO! BAD!

WHOO-HOO! BAD! >> COUSIN AL, PLEASE?

BAD! >> COUSIN AL, PLEASE? >> NO!

>> COUSIN AL, PLEASE? >> NO! NEVER AGAIN.

>> NO! NEVER AGAIN. >> OH.

NEVER AGAIN. >> OH. >> NO MORE CHANCES!

>> OH. >> NO MORE CHANCES! THEY ARE A LIABILITY.

>> NO MORE CHANCES! THEY ARE A LIABILITY. I'M DONE BEING THE NICE GUY.

THEY ARE A LIABILITY. I'M DONE BEING THE NICE GUY. [ BOTH LAUGH ]

I THINK EVERYONE DESERVES A SHOT. BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M

SHOT. BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GONNA BE THE FALL GUY FOR PENIS

BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GONNA BE THE FALL GUY FOR PENIS AND BUTT FACE!

GONNA BE THE FALL GUY FOR PENIS AND BUTT FACE! THEY'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T CALL THE

AND BUTT FACE! THEY'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T CALL THE COPS.

THEY'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T CALL THE COPS. >> [ LAUGHS ]

COPS. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> YOU'RE PENIS!

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> YOU'RE PENIS! >> NO!

>> YOU'RE PENIS! >> NO! YOU...YOU'RE PENIS!

>> NO! YOU...YOU'RE PENIS! I'M -- I'M -- I'M BUTT FACE.

YOU...YOU'RE PENIS! I'M -- I'M -- I'M BUTT FACE. [ BOTH LAUGH ]

I'M -- I'M -- I'M BUTT FACE. [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> WOW!

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> WOW! YOU REALLY ARE.

>> WOW! YOU REALLY ARE. >> I TOLD YOU!

YOU REALLY ARE. >> I TOLD YOU! [ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

>> I TOLD YOU! [ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] >> I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET THEM

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] >> I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET THEM OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CHANGE MY

>> I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET THEM OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND.

>> EVERYTHING COOL? >> YEAH. THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

>> YEAH. THANKS FOR THE RIDE. >> SURE.

THANKS FOR THE RIDE. >> SURE. >> I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

>> SURE. >> I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER. I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

>> I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER. I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK. >> ME TOO.

>> WOW! WOW! >> WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?

WOW! >> WHAT'S UP WITH HIM? >> HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUST

>> WHAT'S UP WITH HIM? >> HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUST SAW AN ANGEL.

>> HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUST SAW AN ANGEL. [ LAUGHS ]

SAW AN ANGEL. [ LAUGHS ] >> DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY MORE

[ LAUGHS ] >> DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY MORE ACID?

>> DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY MORE ACID? >> YEAH.

ACID? >> YEAH. >> DON'T TAKE IT!

>> YEAH. >> DON'T TAKE IT! IT'S BAD!

>> DON'T TAKE IT! IT'S BAD! >> [ LAUGHS ]

IT'S BAD! >> [ LAUGHS ] >> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> [ SIGHS ] LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME

>> [ SIGHS ] LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME VITAMIN "C."

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME VITAMIN "C." >> TRUST ME.

VITAMIN "C." >> TRUST ME. IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND!

>> TRUST ME. IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND! >> DUH! ISN'T THAT THE POINT?

IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND! >> DUH! ISN'T THAT THE POINT? >> LOOK AT MY MIND!

>> DUH! ISN'T THAT THE POINT? >> LOOK AT MY MIND! >> YOU'RE RETARDED.

>> LOOK AT MY MIND! >> YOU'RE RETARDED. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> YOU'RE RETARDED. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> I AM.

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> I AM. I'M RETARDED.

>> I AM. I'M RETARDED. >> [ Laughing ] YEAH!

>> [ COUGHS ]

NO ONE LOVES ME. >> [ Crying ] YOU'RE RIGHT. NO ONE LOVES YOU.

>> [ Crying ] YOU'RE RIGHT. NO ONE LOVES YOU. >> [ CRYING ]

NO ONE LOVES YOU. >> [ CRYING ] I...I LOVE EVERYONE.

>> [ CRYING ] I...I LOVE EVERYONE. WHY?!

[ BOTH MOANING ]

SHIT! I THINK I'VE BEEN COMING TOO LONG.

I THINK I'VE BEEN COMING TOO LONG. FEEL MY HEART.

LONG. FEEL MY HEART. I THINK I'M GONNA DIE.

FEEL MY HEART. I THINK I'M GONNA DIE. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

I THINK I'M GONNA DIE. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? >> IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES.

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? >> IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES. >> [ CRYING ]

>> IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES. >> [ CRYING ] >> WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

>> [ CRYING ] >> WHY ARE YOU CRYING? >> BECAUSE YOU STAYED AWAKE.

>> WHY ARE YOU CRYING? >> BECAUSE YOU STAYED AWAKE. >> [ CRYING ]

>> BECAUSE YOU STAYED AWAKE. >> [ CRYING ] >> WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

>> [ CRYING ] >> WHY ARE YOU CRYING? >> [ Crying ] BECAUSE I THINK

>> WHY ARE YOU CRYING? >> [ Crying ] BECAUSE I THINK MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING

>> [ Crying ] BECAUSE I THINK MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING OFF.

MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING OFF. [ BOTH CRYING ]

>> MMM. WHAT? I NEED MORE SLEEP.

WHAT? I NEED MORE SLEEP. [ SIGHS ]

I NEED MORE SLEEP. [ SIGHS ] >> [ ROARS ]

[ SIGHS ] >> [ ROARS ] >> AAH!

Whoa!

NOW WHAT?

No! That's...stupid.

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

>> HEY, HEY, CRAZY TRIP, HUH? >> YEAH, A LITTLE TOO CRAZY. >> GOOD NEWS IS, IS ONE DAY,

>> YEAH, A LITTLE TOO CRAZY. >> GOOD NEWS IS, IS ONE DAY, WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON

>> GOOD NEWS IS, IS ONE DAY, WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON THIS AND HAVE A BIG LAUGH.

WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON THIS AND HAVE A BIG LAUGH. WE'RE ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER

THIS AND HAVE A BIG LAUGH. WE'RE ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS, MY FRIEND.

WE'RE ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS, MY FRIEND. TRUST ME.

THINGS, MY FRIEND. TRUST ME. >> BABE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS

TRUST ME. >> BABE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS ALMOST READY.

>> BABE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS ALMOST READY. >> MMM.

ALMOST READY. >> MMM. DID SHE TELL YOU?

>> MMM. DID SHE TELL YOU? >> NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN IT

DID SHE TELL YOU? >> NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN IT FOR YOU.

>> NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN IT FOR YOU. >> WHAT?

FOR YOU. >> WHAT? >> KARA FOUND US AN INVESTOR.

>> WHAT? >> KARA FOUND US AN INVESTOR. TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS

>> KARA FOUND US AN INVESTOR. TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS A RICH CHICK.

TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS A RICH CHICK. >> WHERE DID YOU MEET HER?

A RICH CHICK. >> WHERE DID YOU MEET HER? >> WE HAD THE SAME ENGLISH 101

>> WHERE DID YOU MEET HER? >> WE HAD THE SAME ENGLISH 101 CLASS.

>> WE HAD THE SAME ENGLISH 101 CLASS. >> BUT THEY DIDN'T MEET THERE.

CLASS. >> BUT THEY DIDN'T MEET THERE. >> AM I TELLING THE STORY, OR

>> BUT THEY DIDN'T MEET THERE. >> AM I TELLING THE STORY, OR ARE YOU?

OOPS. GUESS I FORGOT TO LOCK THAT, DIDN'T I?

GUESS I FORGOT TO LOCK THAT, DIDN'T I? >> HELLO, NEW BEST FRIEND.

GO GET MORE. >> SHOULDN'T WE SLOW DOWN? >> IF YOU CAN.

>> SHOULDN'T WE SLOW DOWN? >> IF YOU CAN. [ SNIFFING ]

>> IF YOU CAN. [ SNIFFING ] >> WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME

[ SNIFFING ] >> WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I'M HEARING ABOUT HER?

>> WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I'M HEARING ABOUT HER? >> IT ONLY LASTED ONE TERM.

I'M HEARING ABOUT HER? >> IT ONLY LASTED ONE TERM. HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NOT

>> IT ONLY LASTED ONE TERM. HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NOT TO GET HELP BUT TO HIDE THE

HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NOT TO GET HELP BUT TO HIDE THE PROBLEM.

TO GET HELP BUT TO HIDE THE PROBLEM. >> BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.

PROBLEM. >> BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS. BOTH OF HER VERY, VERY, VERY,

>> BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS. BOTH OF HER VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A

BOTH OF HER VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT, LEAVING HER ALL

VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT, LEAVING HER ALL THEIR MONEY.

CAR ACCIDENT, LEAVING HER ALL THEIR MONEY. >> MMM.

THEIR MONEY. >> MMM. >> IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE.

>> MMM. >> IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE. >> NO, WHAT'S WRONG IS HOW THEY

>> IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE. >> NO, WHAT'S WRONG IS HOW THEY DIED.

>> NO, WHAT'S WRONG IS HOW THEY DIED. TURNS OUT MR. AND MRS. JONES

DIED. TURNS OUT MR. AND MRS. JONES WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS!

TURNS OUT MR. AND MRS. JONES WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS! AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM

WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS! AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM DURING ROAD SEX.

AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM DURING ROAD SEX. AHH!

DURING ROAD SEX. AHH! >> MM-HMM.

AHH! >> MM-HMM. >> I'M SERIOUS, DUDE!

>> MM-HMM. >> I'M SERIOUS, DUDE! THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU

>> I'M SERIOUS, DUDE! THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU CAN'T MAKE UP.

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU CAN'T MAKE UP. TELL HIM, BABE.

CAN'T MAKE UP. TELL HIM, BABE. >> IT'S TRUE.

TELL HIM, BABE. >> IT'S TRUE. THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED.

>> IT'S TRUE. THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED. [ LAUGHS ]

THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED. [ LAUGHS ] >> DOGGY STYLE!

[ LAUGHS ] >> DOGGY STYLE! >> AND TO THINK HER PARENTS,

>> DOGGY STYLE! >> AND TO THINK HER PARENTS, THEY WERE ASHAMED OF THEIR

>> AND TO THINK HER PARENTS, THEY WERE ASHAMED OF THEIR DAUGHTER.

THEY WERE ASHAMED OF THEIR DAUGHTER. KARMA'S A BITCH.

DAUGHTER. KARMA'S A BITCH. THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT

KARMA'S A BITCH. THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO

THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO IT.

WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO IT. >> MM-HMM.

IT. >> MM-HMM. [ DOORBELL RINGS ]

>> SO, HOW LONG BEFORE I GET MY MONEY BACK? >> WELL, UM...

MONEY BACK? >> WELL, UM... [ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> WELL, UM... [ CLEARS THROAT ] I THINK IT WOULD BE WITHIN A

[ CLEARS THROAT ] I THINK IT WOULD BE WITHIN A COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER.

I THINK IT WOULD BE WITHIN A COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER. >> HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO YOU

COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER. >> HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO YOU CURRENTLY HAVE?

>> HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO YOU CURRENTLY HAVE? >> ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO

CURRENTLY HAVE? >> ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?

>> ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? >> NO, THANKS.

DRINK? >> NO, THANKS. >> YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER.

>> NO, THANKS. >> YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER. I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>> YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER. I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO

I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO WE CURRENTLY HAVE?

>> YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO WE CURRENTLY HAVE? >> WELL, WE HAVE A FEW FRIENDS

WE CURRENTLY HAVE? >> WELL, WE HAVE A FEW FRIENDS THAT WE SELL TO.

>> WELL, WE HAVE A FEW FRIENDS THAT WE SELL TO. >> HOW MANY EMPLOYEES?

THAT WE SELL TO. >> HOW MANY EMPLOYEES? >> EMPLOYEES?

>> HOW MANY EMPLOYEES? >> EMPLOYEES? >> YEAH.

>> EMPLOYEES? >> YEAH. BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES.

>> YEAH. BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES. THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE.

BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES. THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE. >> Great.

THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE. >> Great. >> WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING

>> Great. >> WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM.

>> WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM. >> WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE

AT HIM. >> WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE COMPANY WILL I OWN?

>> WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE COMPANY WILL I OWN? >> WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"?

COMPANY WILL I OWN? >> WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"? >> YEAH.

>> WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"? >> YEAH. WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE

>> YEAH. WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE YOU MY MONEY?

WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE YOU MY MONEY? >> FREE DRUGS.

YOU MY MONEY? >> FREE DRUGS. >> IT'S NOT FREE FOR ME UNTIL

>> FREE DRUGS. >> IT'S NOT FREE FOR ME UNTIL THERE'S A PROFIT.

>> IT'S NOT FREE FOR ME UNTIL THERE'S A PROFIT. >> SHE HAS A POINT.

THERE'S A PROFIT. >> SHE HAS A POINT. >> ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?

>> SHE HAS A POINT. >> ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT? EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OUT

>> ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT? EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OUT BETTER HIGH.

EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OUT BETTER HIGH. >> LOOK.

BETTER HIGH. >> LOOK. I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NOT

>> LOOK. I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NOT SAYING YES YET, EITHER.

I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NOT SAYING YES YET, EITHER. I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT

SAYING YES YET, EITHER. I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT TARGET MARKET.

I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT TARGET MARKET. AND I DO BELIEVE THE SUPPLY

TARGET MARKET. AND I DO BELIEVE THE SUPPLY AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD.

AND I DO BELIEVE THE SUPPLY AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD. AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING

AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD. AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING MONEY.

AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING MONEY. IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE

MONEY. IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS.

IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS. WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN'T

TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS. WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING BUT FAILURE.

WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING BUT FAILURE. YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THE

IMAGINE ANYTHING BUT FAILURE. YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THE QUESTIONS.

YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THE QUESTIONS. WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO?

QUESTIONS. WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO? WHY ARE THEY BUYING FROM YOU?

WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO? WHY ARE THEY BUYING FROM YOU? WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY?

WHY ARE THEY BUYING FROM YOU? WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY? >> OKAY, OKAY.

WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY? >> OKAY, OKAY. SO...SO, IF I GET YOU ONE OF

>> OKAY, OKAY. SO...SO, IF I GET YOU ONE OF THOSE PLAN THINGIES AND THEN

SO...SO, IF I GET YOU ONE OF THOSE PLAN THINGIES AND THEN ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS...

THOSE PLAN THINGIES AND THEN ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS... THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL?

ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS... THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL? >> THANKS FOR COMING.

THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL? >> THANKS FOR COMING. >> SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS.

>> THANKS FOR COMING. >> SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS. >> THAT'S AMBITIOUS.

>> SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS. >> THAT'S AMBITIOUS. >> [ Laughing ] YEAH, THAT'S ME.

>> [ SIGHS ] SO SORRY, BABE. I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL

SO SORRY, BABE. I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL THAT SHIT.

I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL THAT SHIT. >> NOW WHAT?

THAT SHIT. >> NOW WHAT? >> WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS

>> NOW WHAT? >> WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS PLAN.

>> WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS PLAN. >> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT

PLAN. >> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BUSINESS PLANS?

>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BUSINESS PLANS? >> YOU DO.

BUSINESS PLANS? >> YOU DO. YOU HAD ONE FOR THE MOTEL-VAN

>> YOU DO. YOU HAD ONE FOR THE MOTEL-VAN THING.

YOU HAD ONE FOR THE MOTEL-VAN THING. >> OH, YOU MEAN, THE

THING. >> OH, YOU MEAN, THE LOVE MACHINE?

>> OH, YOU MEAN, THE LOVE MACHINE? >> YEAH, YEAH.

LOVE MACHINE? >> YEAH, YEAH. THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA,

>> YEAH, YEAH. THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA, TOO.

THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA, TOO. I'M SURPRISED IT DIDN'T TAKE

TOO. I'M SURPRISED IT DIDN'T TAKE OFF.

I'M SURPRISED IT DIDN'T TAKE OFF. >> YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

OFF. >> YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. >> WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR

>> YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. >> WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR BUSINESS PLAN?

>> WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR BUSINESS PLAN? >> I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF

BUSINESS PLAN? >> I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.

>> I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. >> WHAT? THOUSANDS?

DOLLARS. >> WHAT? THOUSANDS? WHY?

>> WHAT? THOUSANDS? WHY? >> IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH.

WHY? >> IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH. >> DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH.

>> IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH. >> DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH. >> IT ALSO HAS TO BE WORDED

>> DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH. >> IT ALSO HAS TO BE WORDED RIGHT.

>> IT ALSO HAS TO BE WORDED RIGHT. >> I'M GOOD WITH WORDS.

RIGHT. >> I'M GOOD WITH WORDS. BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP?

>> I'M GOOD WITH WORDS. BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP? >> OH, IN THE BEDROOM.

BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP? >> OH, IN THE BEDROOM. >> SWEET.

>> OH, IN THE BEDROOM. >> SWEET. >> DO YOU WANT HELP?

>> SWEET. >> DO YOU WANT HELP? >> NO, I'M GOOD.

>> DO YOU WANT HELP? >> NO, I'M GOOD. YOU GUYS CAN PROOF IT IF YOU

>> NO, I'M GOOD. YOU GUYS CAN PROOF IT IF YOU WANT, THOUGH.

>> YOU WANT TO TAKE SOME ACID? >> NO! I'M GONNA TAKE A WALK.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] >> [ SIGHS ] OH!

>> [ SIGHS ] OH! NOT AGAIN.

OH! NOT AGAIN. SHIT!

>> HEY. WHAT'S UP? >> BATTERY.

WHAT'S UP? >> BATTERY. THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD

>> BATTERY. THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD IT REPLACED.

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD IT REPLACED. CALLED A TOW TRUCK, BUT GOD

IT REPLACED. CALLED A TOW TRUCK, BUT GOD KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE

CALLED A TOW TRUCK, BUT GOD KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE BEFORE HE GETS HERE.

KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE BEFORE HE GETS HERE. LAST TIME, IT TOOK THREE HOURS!

DO YOU HAVE A CAR? >> YEAH. >> WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A

>> YEAH. >> WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST?

>> WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST? MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY,

RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST? MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY, AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON.

MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY, AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON. I REALLY NEED THEM.

AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON. I REALLY NEED THEM. >> OKAY.

I REALLY NEED THEM. >> OKAY. YEAH.

>> OKAY. YEAH. >> AWESOME.

TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET A DOCTOR OUT HERE TO WRITE ME A PRESCRIPTION.

OUT HERE TO WRITE ME A PRESCRIPTION. YOU HAVE A MIRROR?

PRESCRIPTION. YOU HAVE A MIRROR? >> NO.

YOU HAVE A MIRROR? >> NO. >> SOMETHING FLAT -- WHAT DO YOU

>> NO. >> SOMETHING FLAT -- WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

>> SOMETHING FLAT -- WHAT DO YOU HAVE? >> UM...

USE THIS. >> HOLD THIS. [ CHOPPING ]

STRAW? HURRY. >> OKAY. OKAY, HERE.

>> HERE. >> I'LL PASS. >> YOU'RE NOT A DRUG SNOB, ARE

>> I'LL PASS. >> YOU'RE NOT A DRUG SNOB, ARE YOU?

>> YOU'RE NOT A DRUG SNOB, ARE YOU? THIS ISN'T GENERIC.

YOU? THIS ISN'T GENERIC. >> NO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO

THIS ISN'T GENERIC. >> NO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT HERE.

>> NO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT HERE. >> DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY

IT HERE. >> DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY PLACE?

>> DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY PLACE? >> YEAH, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

PLACE? >> YEAH, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU. >> YES, IT'S OKAY WITH ME, AS

>> YEAH, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU. >> YES, IT'S OKAY WITH ME, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW I'M NOT

>> YES, IT'S OKAY WITH ME, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW I'M NOT INVITING YOU BACK TO HAVE SEX.

LONG AS YOU KNOW I'M NOT INVITING YOU BACK TO HAVE SEX. >> WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE.

INVITING YOU BACK TO HAVE SEX. >> WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE. >> I HAVE A BOYFRIEND -- A BIG

>> WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE. >> I HAVE A BOYFRIEND -- A BIG BOYFRIEND, WITH REALLY BIG

>> I HAVE A BOYFRIEND -- A BIG BOYFRIEND, WITH REALLY BIG MUSCLES.

BOYFRIEND, WITH REALLY BIG MUSCLES. >> WOW.

MUSCLES. >> WOW. YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN

>> WOW. YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN LOVE.

YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN LOVE. >> VERY MUCH SO.

LOVE. >> VERY MUCH SO. >> LUCKY YOU.

>> VERY MUCH SO. >> LUCKY YOU. >> YEAH.

>> LUCKY YOU. >> YEAH. LUCKY ME.

>> YEAH. LUCKY ME. [ CHOPPING ]

LUCKY ME. [ CHOPPING ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

>> COOL PAD. >> THANKS. [ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

>> THANKS. [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] OPEN THESE.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ] OPEN THESE. THERE'S A MIRROR ON THE COUCH.

SPEAK. WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT. HOW'S THAT MY FAULT?

WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT. HOW'S THAT MY FAULT? NO, I WANT YOU TO FIX IT.

HOW'S THAT MY FAULT? NO, I WANT YOU TO FIX IT. [ SIGHS ]

NO, I WANT YOU TO FIX IT. [ SIGHS ] >> BOYFRIEND?

[ SIGHS ] >> BOYFRIEND? >> NO.

>> BOYFRIEND? >> NO. HE'S IN THE MILITARY.

>> NO. HE'S IN THE MILITARY. >> I WAS JOKING.

HE'S IN THE MILITARY. >> I WAS JOKING. >> I KNOW.

>> I WAS JOKING. >> I KNOW. JUST WASN'T FUNNY.

>> I KNOW. JUST WASN'T FUNNY. SORRY.

JUST WASN'T FUNNY. SORRY. >> ARE YOU ALWAYS ALL BUSINESS?

SORRY. >> ARE YOU ALWAYS ALL BUSINESS? >> YEAH.

>> ARE YOU ALWAYS ALL BUSINESS? >> YEAH. ARE YOU ALWAYS ALOOF?

>> YEAH. ARE YOU ALWAYS ALOOF? >> I'M NOT ALOOF.

ARE YOU ALWAYS ALOOF? >> I'M NOT ALOOF. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> I'M NOT ALOOF. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> OH, GOD.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> OH, GOD. >> YOU'RE SPILLING IT!

>> OH, GOD. >> YOU'RE SPILLING IT! MOVE OVER.

>> YOU'RE SPILLING IT! MOVE OVER. >> [ SIGHS ]

MOVE OVER. >> [ SIGHS ] >> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS ] >> [ SIGHS ] HAVE YOU EVER DONE OXY?

>> [ SIGHS ] HAVE YOU EVER DONE OXY? >> NO.

[ SNIFFLING ] THAT'S GOOD. I TRY NOT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME.

THAT'S GOOD. I TRY NOT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME. IT'S EASY TO DEVELOP A

I TRY NOT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME. IT'S EASY TO DEVELOP A TOLERANCE.

IT'S EASY TO DEVELOP A TOLERANCE. >> HOW DID YOU GET A DOCTOR TO

TOLERANCE. >> HOW DID YOU GET A DOCTOR TO WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION?

>> HOW DID YOU GET A DOCTOR TO WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION? >> WANT TO SEE?

WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION? >> WANT TO SEE? >> SURE.

>> OH, MAN! WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF? >> WOW!

WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF? >> WOW! >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> WOW! >> [ LAUGHS ] >> IMPRESSIVE.

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> IMPRESSIVE. >> ARE YOU GONNA DO SOME OF

>> IMPRESSIVE. >> ARE YOU GONNA DO SOME OF THIS?

>> ARE YOU GONNA DO SOME OF THIS? >> SURE.

>> SEE? IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO HAPPEN. >> NO!

IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO HAPPEN. >> NO! HOW DO MY EYES LOOK?

>> NO! HOW DO MY EYES LOOK? >> FINE.

HOW DO MY EYES LOOK? >> FINE. >> THEY'RE NOT DARK?

>> FINE. >> THEY'RE NOT DARK? >> NO.

>> THEY'RE NOT DARK? >> NO. >> THE ACID I TOOK YESTERDAY

>> NO. >> THE ACID I TOOK YESTERDAY REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.

>> THE ACID I TOOK YESTERDAY REALLY FREAKED ME OUT. I THINK I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS.

REALLY FREAKED ME OUT. I THINK I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS. >> BAD ACID TRIPS -- BOY, DO I

I THINK I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS. >> BAD ACID TRIPS -- BOY, DO I HAVE STORIES.

>> BAD ACID TRIPS -- BOY, DO I HAVE STORIES. WHAT HAPPENED?

HAVE STORIES. WHAT HAPPENED? >> IT'S...STUPID.

WHAT HAPPENED? >> IT'S...STUPID. >> TELL ME. IT'LL HELP.

>> IT'S...STUPID. >> TELL ME. IT'LL HELP. TRUST ME.

>> TELL ME. IT'LL HELP. TRUST ME. >> I THOUGHT I WAS BECOMING A

TRUST ME. >> I THOUGHT I WAS BECOMING A ZOMBIE.

>> I THOUGHT I WAS BECOMING A ZOMBIE. >> THAT'S NOTHING.

ZOMBIE. >> THAT'S NOTHING. EVERY TIME I TRIP ON ACID, I

>> THAT'S NOTHING. EVERY TIME I TRIP ON ACID, I THINK I'M A DEMON.

EVERY TIME I TRIP ON ACID, I THINK I'M A DEMON. ONE TIME MY FRIENDS EVEN HELD AN

THINK I'M A DEMON. ONE TIME MY FRIENDS EVEN HELD AN EXORCISM.

ONE TIME MY FRIENDS EVEN HELD AN EXORCISM. ARE YOU IN A GOOD PLACE?

EXORCISM. ARE YOU IN A GOOD PLACE? >> I THOUGHT SO.

ARE YOU IN A GOOD PLACE? >> I THOUGHT SO. >> 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU

>> I THOUGHT SO. >> 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU SHOULD NEVER DO THAT STUFF.

>> 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU SHOULD NEVER DO THAT STUFF. IT'S LIKE TRUTH SERUM.

SHOULD NEVER DO THAT STUFF. IT'S LIKE TRUTH SERUM. MAKES YOU FACE YOURSELF.

IT'S LIKE TRUTH SERUM. MAKES YOU FACE YOURSELF. WHY DON'T WE A SPIRITUAL

MAKES YOU FACE YOURSELF. WHY DON'T WE A SPIRITUAL CLEARING ON YOU?

WHY DON'T WE A SPIRITUAL CLEARING ON YOU? >> WHAT'S THAT?

CLEARING ON YOU? >> WHAT'S THAT? WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT?

>> WHAT'S THAT? WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT? >> SHUT UP!

WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT? >> SHUT UP! >> I JUST WANT TO --

>> SHUT UP! >> I JUST WANT TO -- >> I SAID SHUT UP.

>> I JUST WANT TO -- >> I SAID SHUT UP. CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING.

>> I SAID SHUT UP. CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING. DEEP, QUICK BREATHS IN THE NOSE,

CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING. DEEP, QUICK BREATHS IN THE NOSE, LONG, SLOW BREATHS OUT.

DEEP, QUICK BREATHS IN THE NOSE, LONG, SLOW BREATHS OUT. I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THE COLOR

LONG, SLOW BREATHS OUT. I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THE COLOR PURPLE.

I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THE COLOR PURPLE. >> I HATE PURPLE.

PURPLE. >> I HATE PURPLE. >> OKAY, BLUE -- A LIGHT BLUE.

>> I HATE PURPLE. >> OKAY, BLUE -- A LIGHT BLUE. IT'S ENCOMPASSING YOUR ENTIRE

>> OKAY, BLUE -- A LIGHT BLUE. IT'S ENCOMPASSING YOUR ENTIRE BODY, CLEANSING YOUR SOUL.

IT'S ENCOMPASSING YOUR ENTIRE BODY, CLEANSING YOUR SOUL. NOW...PICK A HAPPY PLACE AND SEE

BODY, CLEANSING YOUR SOUL. NOW...PICK A HAPPY PLACE AND SEE IT.

NOW...PICK A HAPPY PLACE AND SEE IT. REALLY GO THERE IN YOUR MIND.

IT. REALLY GO THERE IN YOUR MIND. >> DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS CHICK

REALLY GO THERE IN YOUR MIND. >> DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS CHICK THAT MUCH?

>> DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS CHICK THAT MUCH? YOU'RE AN ATHEIST.

THAT MUCH? YOU'RE AN ATHEIST. PLEASE TELL THE GIRL.

YOU'RE AN ATHEIST. PLEASE TELL THE GIRL. >> NO, I'M NOT! GO AWAY!

PLEASE TELL THE GIRL. >> NO, I'M NOT! GO AWAY! >> WHAT'S WRONG?

>> NO, I'M NOT! GO AWAY! >> WHAT'S WRONG? >> MY BROTHER'S HERE.

>> WHAT'S WRONG? >> MY BROTHER'S HERE. >> OH, GOOD.

>> MY BROTHER'S HERE. >> OH, GOOD. THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

>> OH, GOOD. THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. >> I KNEW SOMEONE WAS HERE.

THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. >> I KNEW SOMEONE WAS HERE. JUST WASN'T SURE WHO.

>> I KNEW SOMEONE WAS HERE. JUST WASN'T SURE WHO. I CAN SEE HIM.

JUST WASN'T SURE WHO. I CAN SEE HIM. >> PROVE IT.

I CAN SEE HIM. >> PROVE IT. WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW?

>> PROVE IT. WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW? >> HE HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU.

WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW? >> HE HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU. I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS, THOUGH.

>> HE HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU. I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS, THOUGH. >> WELL, SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT ONE

I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS, THOUGH. >> WELL, SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING.

>> WELL, SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING. THAT'S FOR SURE.

THING. THAT'S FOR SURE. >> I CAN'T DO THIS.

THAT'S FOR SURE. >> I CAN'T DO THIS. I'M SORRY.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] [ COUGHS ]

>> DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? >> THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

>> THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. HE WAS AN IDIOT.

ABOUT. HE WAS AN IDIOT. HE DIED FROM A BAD DOSE OF

HE WAS AN IDIOT. HE DIED FROM A BAD DOSE OF HEROIN.

HE DIED FROM A BAD DOSE OF HEROIN. AND THE CRAZY THING?

HEROIN. AND THE CRAZY THING? THEY THINK IT WASN'T EVEN THE

AND THE CRAZY THING? THEY THINK IT WASN'T EVEN THE HEROIN THAT KILLED HIM.

THEY THINK IT WASN'T EVEN THE HEROIN THAT KILLED HIM. THE GUY WHO SHOT HIM UP LEFT AIR

HEROIN THAT KILLED HIM. THE GUY WHO SHOT HIM UP LEFT AIR IN THE NEEDLE.

THE GUY WHO SHOT HIM UP LEFT AIR IN THE NEEDLE. AND HE DID EVERYTHING.

IN THE NEEDLE. AND HE DID EVERYTHING. HE WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

AND HE DID EVERYTHING. HE WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. HE HAD NO LIMITS.

HE WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. HE HAD NO LIMITS. YOU KNOW, I HAVE LIMITS.

HE HAD NO LIMITS. YOU KNOW, I HAVE LIMITS. AND TO THIS DAY, I STILL HAVEN'T

YOU KNOW, I HAVE LIMITS. AND TO THIS DAY, I STILL HAVEN'T SHOT ANYTHING IN MY ARM, AND I

AND TO THIS DAY, I STILL HAVEN'T SHOT ANYTHING IN MY ARM, AND I NEVER WILL.

SHOT ANYTHING IN MY ARM, AND I NEVER WILL. >> GOOD FOR YOU.

NEVER WILL. >> GOOD FOR YOU. >> SO, WHY ARE YOU A DEMON?

>> GOOD FOR YOU. >> SO, WHY ARE YOU A DEMON? >> [ SCOFFS ]

>> SO, WHY ARE YOU A DEMON? >> [ SCOFFS ] WHAT IS THIS, SHARING TIME?

>> [ SCOFFS ] WHAT IS THIS, SHARING TIME? >> UH...YEAH.

WHAT IS THIS, SHARING TIME? >> UH...YEAH. I DROPPED ALL THIS BAGGAGE.

>> UH...YEAH. I DROPPED ALL THIS BAGGAGE. I WANT SOME DIRT ON YOU NOW.

I DROPPED ALL THIS BAGGAGE. I WANT SOME DIRT ON YOU NOW. IT'S ONLY FAIR.

I WANT SOME DIRT ON YOU NOW. IT'S ONLY FAIR. >> YOU WANT MY VERSION OR THE

IT'S ONLY FAIR. >> YOU WANT MY VERSION OR THE THERAPIST'S VERSION?

>> YOU WANT MY VERSION OR THE THERAPIST'S VERSION? >> YOURS.

>> [ SIGHS ] MY PARENTS WEREN'T REALLY MY PARENTS.

MY PARENTS WEREN'T REALLY MY PARENTS. I WAS ADOPTED.

PARENTS. I WAS ADOPTED. DON'T GET ME WRONG.

I WAS ADOPTED. DON'T GET ME WRONG. THEY WERE DECENT PEOPLE.

DON'T GET ME WRONG. THEY WERE DECENT PEOPLE. I JUST NEVER FELT LIKE WE REALLY

THEY WERE DECENT PEOPLE. I JUST NEVER FELT LIKE WE REALLY CONNECTED.

I JUST NEVER FELT LIKE WE REALLY CONNECTED. GAVE ME THIS HORRIBLE FEELING OF

CONNECTED. GAVE ME THIS HORRIBLE FEELING OF GUILT.

GAVE ME THIS HORRIBLE FEELING OF GUILT. I MEAN, HERE I AM, IN THE LAP OF

GUILT. I MEAN, HERE I AM, IN THE LAP OF LUXURY, LUCKY TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO

I MEAN, HERE I AM, IN THE LAP OF LUXURY, LUCKY TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO WANT ME IN THEIR LIFE.

LUXURY, LUCKY TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO WANT ME IN THEIR LIFE. AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.

WANT ME IN THEIR LIFE. AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. >> DO YOU MISS THEM?

AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. >> DO YOU MISS THEM? >> YEAH. OF COURSE I DO.

>> DO YOU MISS THEM? >> YEAH. OF COURSE I DO. >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU

>> YEAH. OF COURSE I DO. >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD TO ME.

>> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD TO ME. >> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.

TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD TO ME. >> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. >> I'M USUALLY A PRETTY GOOD

>> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. >> I'M USUALLY A PRETTY GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER.

>> I'M USUALLY A PRETTY GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER. >> THEN, WHY DO YOU HANG AROUND

JUDGE OF CHARACTER. >> THEN, WHY DO YOU HANG AROUND SEBASTIAN?

>> THEN, WHY DO YOU HANG AROUND SEBASTIAN? >> HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR

SEBASTIAN? >> HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME.

>> HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME. >> WELL, I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD

ME. >> WELL, I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD REASON.

>> WELL, I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD REASON. LET'S GO DO SOMETHING FUN.

REASON. LET'S GO DO SOMETHING FUN. [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> IT'S OKAY. I THINK I CAN DO THIS. >> YEAH.

I THINK I CAN DO THIS. >> YEAH. ♪ BUT IT SEEMS

>> YEAH. ♪ BUT IT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO ♪

♪ BUT IT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO ♪ >> STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.

LIKE A LONG TIME AGO ♪ >> STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. OH, GOD!

>> STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. OH, GOD! I'M BREATHING SO HARD.

OH, GOD! I'M BREATHING SO HARD. OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA HAVE A

I'M BREATHING SO HARD. OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK. I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

HEART ATTACK. I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK. >> YOU KNOW...

I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK. >> YOU KNOW... YOU REALLY SUCK AT THIS.

>> YOU KNOW... YOU REALLY SUCK AT THIS. >> ♪ PLEASE TELL ME IT'S OKAY

YOU REALLY SUCK AT THIS. >> ♪ PLEASE TELL ME IT'S OKAY >> [ GROANS ]

>> ♪ PLEASE TELL ME IT'S OKAY >> [ GROANS ] ♪ NOTHING I CAN DO OR SAY

>> YOU LOSE. >> REMATCH. >> YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME.

>> REMATCH. >> YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME. YOU KNOW THAT?

>> YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME. YOU KNOW THAT? I'M JUST SAYING.

YOU KNOW THAT? I'M JUST SAYING. >> YOU WISH!

I'M JUST SAYING. >> YOU WISH! YOUR TURN.

VIN?

>> HERE YOU GO. I ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS AND THEN SOME.

I ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS AND THEN SOME. >> DID YOU REFERENCE THE

AND THEN SOME. >> DID YOU REFERENCE THE SOURCES?

>> DID YOU REFERENCE THE SOURCES? >> OF COURSE.

SOURCES? >> OF COURSE. AND IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY

>> OF COURSE. AND IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY EXAMPLES AND CHARTS OF

AND IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY EXAMPLES AND CHARTS OF POPULATION VERSUS USE, YOU'LL

EXAMPLES AND CHARTS OF POPULATION VERSUS USE, YOU'LL SEE THAT THERE'S A DEFINITE NEED

POPULATION VERSUS USE, YOU'LL SEE THAT THERE'S A DEFINITE NEED FOR BETTER DRUGS AND ESPECIALLY

SEE THAT THERE'S A DEFINITE NEED FOR BETTER DRUGS AND ESPECIALLY IN AREAS LIKE THIS, THAT DON'T

FOR BETTER DRUGS AND ESPECIALLY IN AREAS LIKE THIS, THAT DON'T NECESSARILY ATTRACT THE HIGH-END

IN AREAS LIKE THIS, THAT DON'T NECESSARILY ATTRACT THE HIGH-END DEALERS.

NECESSARILY ATTRACT THE HIGH-END DEALERS. SEE, THE BEAUTY OF THIS BUSINESS

DEALERS. SEE, THE BEAUTY OF THIS BUSINESS IS THAT IT'S ALL

SEE, THE BEAUTY OF THIS BUSINESS IS THAT IT'S ALL COMMISSION-BASED.

IS THAT IT'S ALL COMMISSION-BASED. SO, IF MY NUMBERS ARE CORRECT,

COMMISSION-BASED. SO, IF MY NUMBERS ARE CORRECT, WE SHOULD BE PROFITABLE IN THE

SO, IF MY NUMBERS ARE CORRECT, WE SHOULD BE PROFITABLE IN THE FIRST MONTH.

WE SHOULD BE PROFITABLE IN THE FIRST MONTH. THEN, IT'S JUST SMOOTH SAILING

FIRST MONTH. THEN, IT'S JUST SMOOTH SAILING TO THE GREEN, BABY.

THEN, IT'S JUST SMOOTH SAILING TO THE GREEN, BABY. AND, IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY

TO THE GREEN, BABY. AND, IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY FIVE-YEAR PROJECTIONS, YOU'LL

AND, IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY FIVE-YEAR PROJECTIONS, YOU'LL SEE THAT WE'LL BE IN MULTIPLE

FIVE-YEAR PROJECTIONS, YOU'LL SEE THAT WE'LL BE IN MULTIPLE TERRITORIES BY THE END OF

SEE THAT WE'LL BE IN MULTIPLE TERRITORIES BY THE END OF QUARTER FOUR.

TERRITORIES BY THE END OF QUARTER FOUR. >> WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS?

QUARTER FOUR. >> WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS? >> ONLINE.

>> WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS? >> ONLINE. KARA HELPED ME HACK INTO THE

>> ONLINE. KARA HELPED ME HACK INTO THE POLICE-STATION RECORDS.

KARA HELPED ME HACK INTO THE POLICE-STATION RECORDS. SO, I JUST USED THAT DATA AND

POLICE-STATION RECORDS. SO, I JUST USED THAT DATA AND COMPARED IT TO COMPARABLE

SO, I JUST USED THAT DATA AND COMPARED IT TO COMPARABLE BUSINESSES.

COMPARED IT TO COMPARABLE BUSINESSES. YOU KNOW, LIKE LIQUOR STORES,

BUSINESSES. YOU KNOW, LIKE LIQUOR STORES, PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.

YOU KNOW, LIKE LIQUOR STORES, PRESCRIPTION DRUGS. >> YEAH, BUT THOSE COMPANIES ARE

PRESCRIPTION DRUGS. >> YEAH, BUT THOSE COMPANIES ARE LEGAL.

>> YEAH, BUT THOSE COMPANIES ARE LEGAL. >> WELL, YOU'LL ALSO SEE I

LEGAL. >> WELL, YOU'LL ALSO SEE I COMPENSATED FOR THAT.

>> WELL, YOU'LL ALSO SEE I COMPENSATED FOR THAT. TAKE A LOOK AT GRAPH "C."

COMPENSATED FOR THAT. TAKE A LOOK AT GRAPH "C." IT'S ON PAGE FIVE.

TAKE A LOOK AT GRAPH "C." IT'S ON PAGE FIVE. >> SMART.

IT'S ON PAGE FIVE. >> SMART. >> ANY QUESTIONS?

>> SMART. >> ANY QUESTIONS? >> YEAH, COULD YOU GUYS GIVE ME

>> ANY QUESTIONS? >> YEAH, COULD YOU GUYS GIVE ME SOME TIME WITH THIS?

>> YEAH, COULD YOU GUYS GIVE ME SOME TIME WITH THIS? >> YEAH, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU

SOME TIME WITH THIS? >> YEAH, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED.

>> YEAH, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED. >> ALONE?

NEED. >> ALONE? >> YEAH, SURE.

SO, WHAT'S UP? YOU TWO AN ITEM NOW OR WHAT? >> NO!

YOU TWO AN ITEM NOW OR WHAT? >> NO! JUST FRIENDS.

>> NO! JUST FRIENDS. >> AH.

JUST FRIENDS. >> AH. ENTERTAIN THE INVESTOR -- GOOD

>> AH. ENTERTAIN THE INVESTOR -- GOOD IDEA.

ENTERTAIN THE INVESTOR -- GOOD IDEA. DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST MAJOR

IDEA. DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST MAJOR DEALS HAPPEN OVER DRINKS AND

DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST MAJOR DEALS HAPPEN OVER DRINKS AND PARTYING?

DEALS HAPPEN OVER DRINKS AND PARTYING? AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW

PARTYING? AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW GOOD THE DEAL REALLY IS.

AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW GOOD THE DEAL REALLY IS. NO WONDER OUR COUNTRY'S IN A

GOOD THE DEAL REALLY IS. NO WONDER OUR COUNTRY'S IN A RECESSION.

>> IT'S A DEAL. LET'S GO TO THE BANK.

>> COOL. I LOVE BANKS.

>> AWESOME. >> NO. I'M GOING. >> ME TOO.

>> NO. I'M GOING. >> ME TOO. >> COME ON.

>> ME TOO. >> COME ON. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THAT'S NOT

>> COME ON. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THAT'S NOT PROPER DRUG-DEAL ETIQUETTE.

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THAT'S NOT PROPER DRUG-DEAL ETIQUETTE. COME ON, VINNY.

PROPER DRUG-DEAL ETIQUETTE. COME ON, VINNY. TELL ME.

COME ON, VINNY. TELL ME. >> I DON'T KNOW!

TELL ME. >> I DON'T KNOW! IT SOUNDS FAIR.

>> I DON'T KNOW! IT SOUNDS FAIR. IT'S HER MONEY.

IT SOUNDS FAIR. IT'S HER MONEY. >> FINE.

IT'S HER MONEY. >> FINE. FINE!

>> IT'S ABOUT TIME.

>> HI, JIMMY. HI, BOBBY. >> WHO ARE YOU?

HI, BOBBY. >> WHO ARE YOU? >> YEAH, WHO ARE YOU?

>> WHO ARE YOU? >> YEAH, WHO ARE YOU? >> I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN

>> YEAH, WHO ARE YOU? >> I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.

>> I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. >> WE DO?

APPOINTMENT. >> WE DO? >> WE DO?

>> WE DO? >> WE DO? >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

>> WE DO? >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? IS THAT A FLUTE?

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? IS THAT A FLUTE? ARE WE DOING A BAND RECITAL?

IS THAT A FLUTE? ARE WE DOING A BAND RECITAL? >> YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?

ARE WE DOING A BAND RECITAL? >> YEAH, WHAT IS THAT? >> WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DO I

>> YEAH, WHAT IS THAT? >> WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DO I TALK TO?

>> WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DO I TALK TO? >> YOU TALK TO ME.

TALK TO? >> YOU TALK TO ME. >> YEAH, YOU TALK TO ME.

>> YOU TALK TO ME. >> YEAH, YOU TALK TO ME. >> LOOK, GUYS.

>> YEAH, YOU TALK TO ME. >> LOOK, GUYS. WE WANT TO GET INTO BUSINESS

>> LOOK, GUYS. WE WANT TO GET INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER.

WE WANT TO GET INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER. >> WHAT BUSINESS?

TOGETHER. >> WHAT BUSINESS? >> WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS IS

>> WHAT BUSINESS? >> WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?

>> WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,

THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY? >> LISTEN, 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GOING

BUDDY? >> LISTEN, 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE.

>> LISTEN, 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE. THEN, IF I DON'T GET THE

TO SAY THIS ONCE. THEN, IF I DON'T GET THE RESPONSE I WANT, I'M GOING TO

THEN, IF I DON'T GET THE RESPONSE I WANT, I'M GOING TO GET UP AND TAKE THIS BRIEFCASE

RESPONSE I WANT, I'M GOING TO GET UP AND TAKE THIS BRIEFCASE FULL OF MONEY SOMEWHERE ELSE.

GET UP AND TAKE THIS BRIEFCASE FULL OF MONEY SOMEWHERE ELSE. WE WERE TOLD YOUR SHIT IS THE

FULL OF MONEY SOMEWHERE ELSE. WE WERE TOLD YOUR SHIT IS THE BEST.

WE WERE TOLD YOUR SHIT IS THE BEST. AND WE ONLY WANT THE BEST.

BEST. AND WE ONLY WANT THE BEST. NOW, IF WE'RE MISTAKEN ABOUT

AND WE ONLY WANT THE BEST. NOW, IF WE'RE MISTAKEN ABOUT YOU GUYS, MY SINCEREST

NOW, IF WE'RE MISTAKEN ABOUT YOU GUYS, MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES.

YOU GUYS, MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES. BUT IF WE'RE NOT, LET'S DROP THE

APOLOGIES. BUT IF WE'RE NOT, LET'S DROP THE FUNNY ROUTINE AND GET DOWN TO

BUT IF WE'RE NOT, LET'S DROP THE FUNNY ROUTINE AND GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

FUNNY ROUTINE AND GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. >> YOU BELIEVE THIS CHICK?

BUSINESS. >> YOU BELIEVE THIS CHICK? >> YEAH.

>> YOU BELIEVE THIS CHICK? >> YEAH. YOU TELLING ME?

>> YEAH. YOU TELLING ME? I WONDER HOW SHE SITS.

YOU TELLING ME? I WONDER HOW SHE SITS. >> YOU HEARD BOBBY.

I WONDER HOW SHE SITS. >> YOU HEARD BOBBY. HOW DO YOU SIT?

>> YOU HEARD BOBBY. HOW DO YOU SIT? >> CAN WE SEE THEM?

HOW DO YOU SIT? >> CAN WE SEE THEM? I'D LOVE TO SEE THEM.

>> CAN WE SEE THEM? I'D LOVE TO SEE THEM. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH.

I'D LOVE TO SEE THEM. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH. I WANT TO SEE THEM, TOO.

>> OH, YEAH, YEAH. I WANT TO SEE THEM, TOO. >> MM-HMM.

I WANT TO SEE THEM, TOO. >> MM-HMM. >> WHAT?

>> MM-HMM. >> WHAT? >> YOUR ELEPHANT BALLS!

>> WHAT? >> YOUR ELEPHANT BALLS! >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> YOUR ELEPHANT BALLS! >> [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD!

>> [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD! [ BOTH LAUGH ]

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD! [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THERE

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THERE WAS MONEY IN THAT BRIEFCASE?

>> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THERE WAS MONEY IN THAT BRIEFCASE? >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?

WAS MONEY IN THAT BRIEFCASE? >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING? >> CRAZY.

>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING? >> CRAZY. >> YOU GOT TO OPEN UP WITH THE

>> CRAZY. >> YOU GOT TO OPEN UP WITH THE MONEY PART.

>> YOU GOT TO OPEN UP WITH THE MONEY PART. WE LOVE MONEY.

MONEY PART. WE LOVE MONEY. >> OH, YEAH.

WE LOVE MONEY. >> OH, YEAH. >> IT'S COUNTED.

>> OH, YEAH. >> IT'S COUNTED. THEY'RE GOOD.

>> IT'S COUNTED. THEY'RE GOOD. WHERE'S YOUR BAG?

THEY'RE GOOD. WHERE'S YOUR BAG? >> BAG?

WHERE'S YOUR BAG? >> BAG? >> FOR THE STASH?

>> BAG? >> FOR THE STASH? HOW DO YOU PLAN ON CARRYING IT

>> FOR THE STASH? HOW DO YOU PLAN ON CARRYING IT OUT OF HERE?

HOW DO YOU PLAN ON CARRYING IT OUT OF HERE? >> WELL, WHAT?

OUT OF HERE? >> WELL, WHAT? YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BAG?

>> WELL, WHAT? YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BAG? >> SHIT. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BAG? >> SHIT. WHAT WAS I THINKING? [ LAUGHS ]

>> SHIT. WHAT WAS I THINKING? [ LAUGHS ] YOU WANT PAPER, OR YOU WANT

[ LAUGHS ] YOU WANT PAPER, OR YOU WANT PLASTIC?

YOU WANT PAPER, OR YOU WANT PLASTIC? DON'T FUCKING ANSWER THE

PLASTIC? DON'T FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION, DIPSHIT!

DON'T FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION, DIPSHIT! JIMMY, THIS A-HOLE FORGOT A BAG.

QUESTION, DIPSHIT! JIMMY, THIS A-HOLE FORGOT A BAG. >> Son of a bitch.

JIMMY, THIS A-HOLE FORGOT A BAG. >> Son of a bitch. ALL RIGHT, JUST GIVE HIM MY

>> Son of a bitch. ALL RIGHT, JUST GIVE HIM MY NIECE'S BACKPACK.

ALL RIGHT, JUST GIVE HIM MY NIECE'S BACKPACK. SHE LEFT IT IN OUR CAR.

NIECE'S BACKPACK. SHE LEFT IT IN OUR CAR. >> WHAT?!

SHE LEFT IT IN OUR CAR. >> WHAT?! JIMMY, I GOT THAT FOR HER.

>> WHAT?! JIMMY, I GOT THAT FOR HER. >> YEAH, I KNOW.

JIMMY, I GOT THAT FOR HER. >> YEAH, I KNOW. SHE'S OUTGROWN IT.

>> YEAH, I KNOW. SHE'S OUTGROWN IT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

SHE'S OUTGROWN IT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> HOW DO YOU OUTGROW A

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> HOW DO YOU OUTGROW A BACKPACK?

>> HOW DO YOU OUTGROW A BACKPACK? >> I DON'T KNOW, BOBBY.

BACKPACK? >> I DON'T KNOW, BOBBY. YOU JUST OUTGROW IT.

>> I DON'T KNOW, BOBBY. YOU JUST OUTGROW IT. WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, ALL

YOU JUST OUTGROW IT. WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?

WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT? JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN BACKPACK.

RIGHT? JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN BACKPACK. >> FINE.

JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN BACKPACK. >> FINE. BUT I'M GONNA DEDUCT FROM IT.

>> FINE. BUT I'M GONNA DEDUCT FROM IT. SHE LOVED THAT BACKPACK.

BUT I'M GONNA DEDUCT FROM IT. SHE LOVED THAT BACKPACK. >> A-ARE YOU TWO --

SHE LOVED THAT BACKPACK. >> A-ARE YOU TWO -- >> WHAT?

>> A-ARE YOU TWO -- >> WHAT? ARE WE TWO WHAT?

>> WHAT? ARE WE TWO WHAT? WHAT WERE YOU GONNA ASK?

ARE WE TWO WHAT? WHAT WERE YOU GONNA ASK? >> NOTHING.

WHAT WERE YOU GONNA ASK? >> NOTHING. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

>> NOTHING. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> I'M GOOD.

>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> I'M GOOD. >> ASK IT.

>> I'M GOOD. >> ASK IT. ASK THE QUESTION AGAIN.

>> ASK IT. ASK THE QUESTION AGAIN. >> I'M -- I'M GOOD.

ASK THE QUESTION AGAIN. >> I'M -- I'M GOOD. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

>> I'M -- I'M GOOD. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] ROOKIE.

TAKE CARE OF THAT BACKPACK! >> I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. I PROMISE.

WHAT? START THE FUCKING CAR. [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

>> WHAT'S THIS? >> THESE ARE YOUR WALKING PAPERS.

>> THESE ARE YOUR WALKING PAPERS. >> MR. SPENCER, I WAS JUST

PAPERS. >> MR. SPENCER, I WAS JUST ABOUT --

>> MR. SPENCER, I WAS JUST ABOUT -- >> TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES.

ABOUT -- >> TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES. >> BUT I DON'T EVEN, UM,

>> TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES. >> BUT I DON'T EVEN, UM, REMEMBER, ACTUALLY, IF I TOLD

>> BUT I DON'T EVEN, UM, REMEMBER, ACTUALLY, IF I TOLD YOU THIS, BUT I WAS JUST ABOUT

REMEMBER, ACTUALLY, IF I TOLD YOU THIS, BUT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COME TAKE CARE OF THIS.

YOU THIS, BUT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COME TAKE CARE OF THIS. THERE'S REALLY NO NEED --

TO COME TAKE CARE OF THIS. THERE'S REALLY NO NEED -- >> KARA, KARA, I'M NOT

THERE'S REALLY NO NEED -- >> KARA, KARA, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ENTERTAINING THIS

>> KARA, KARA, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ENTERTAINING THIS ANYMORE.

INTERESTED IN ENTERTAINING THIS ANYMORE. >> OKAY, BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN

ANYMORE. >> OKAY, BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN FAIR, BECAUSE I TOTALLY SENT THE

>> OKAY, BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN FAIR, BECAUSE I TOTALLY SENT THE RENT DOWN.

FAIR, BECAUSE I TOTALLY SENT THE RENT DOWN. >> [ Laughing ] YOU SENT -- YOU

RENT DOWN. >> [ Laughing ] YOU SENT -- YOU SENT THE RENT?

>> [ Laughing ] YOU SENT -- YOU SENT THE RENT? YOU KNOW MY OFFICE IS RIGHT

SENT THE RENT? YOU KNOW MY OFFICE IS RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS.

YOU KNOW MY OFFICE IS RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS. >> OKAY, SO, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A

DOWNSTAIRS. >> OKAY, SO, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LITTLE BIT LATE.

>> OKAY, SO, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LITTLE BIT LATE. >> LATE?

LITTLE BIT LATE. >> LATE? THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

>> LATE? THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. >> BUT WE JUST STARTED THIS

THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. >> BUT WE JUST STARTED THIS WHOLE BUSINESS VENTURE, AND YOU

>> BUT WE JUST STARTED THIS WHOLE BUSINESS VENTURE, AND YOU GOT TO TRUST ME.

WHOLE BUSINESS VENTURE, AND YOU GOT TO TRUST ME. WE'RE GONNA TOTALLY BE ABLE TO

GOT TO TRUST ME. WE'RE GONNA TOTALLY BE ABLE TO PAY YOU BACK IN THE NEXT FEW

WE'RE GONNA TOTALLY BE ABLE TO PAY YOU BACK IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS.

PAY YOU BACK IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS. >> OH, YEAH?

MONTHS. >> OH, YEAH? >> PLEASE?

>> OH, YEAH? >> PLEASE? >> NO.

>> PLEASE? >> NO. AND, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I JUST

>> NO. AND, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I JUST CALLED THE SHERIFF, AND THEY'RE

AND, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I JUST CALLED THE SHERIFF, AND THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.

CALLED THE SHERIFF, AND THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. SO, I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU AND

ON THEIR WAY. SO, I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU AND YOUR...HOODLUMS VACATE THIS

SO, I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU AND YOUR...HOODLUMS VACATE THIS PROPERTY.

YOUR...HOODLUMS VACATE THIS PROPERTY. YOU KNOW WHY?

PROPERTY. YOU KNOW WHY? I'M GONNA BE SUGGESTING FULL

YOU KNOW WHY? I'M GONNA BE SUGGESTING FULL CAVITY SEARCHES.

I'M GONNA BE SUGGESTING FULL CAVITY SEARCHES. >> SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?

CAVITY SEARCHES. >> SO, THAT'S IT, THEN? YOU'RE FINE JUST THROWING A GIRL

>> SO, THAT'S IT, THEN? YOU'RE FINE JUST THROWING A GIRL OUT ON THE STREET?

YOU'RE FINE JUST THROWING A GIRL OUT ON THE STREET? >> UH, GIRL?

OUT ON THE STREET? >> UH, GIRL? NO.

>> UH, GIRL? NO. BUT FREELOADING DRUG ADDICT AND

NO. BUT FREELOADING DRUG ADDICT AND HER...POSSE?

BUT FREELOADING DRUG ADDICT AND HER...POSSE? YEAH!

HER...POSSE? YEAH! >> HEY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.

YEAH! >> HEY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> HEY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT. >> [ LAUGHS ] YOU SHOULD.

>> [ LAUGHS ] YOU SHOULD. I CRACK MYSELF UP.

>> DAMN IT. THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT. >> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT. >> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PAID THE RENT?

>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PAID THE RENT? >> I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE OF

PAID THE RENT? >> I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE OF MONTHS.

>> I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE OF MONTHS. >> WHY?

MONTHS. >> WHY? >> GIVE ME MONEY, AND I'LL PAY

>> WHY? >> GIVE ME MONEY, AND I'LL PAY IT.

>> GIVE ME MONEY, AND I'LL PAY IT. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING

IT. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME. >> YOU?

THIS TO ME. >> YOU? >> WE'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR

>> YOU? >> WE'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR APARTMENT AS THE OFFICE TO SAVE

>> WE'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR APARTMENT AS THE OFFICE TO SAVE ON STARTUP COSTS.

APARTMENT AS THE OFFICE TO SAVE ON STARTUP COSTS. YOU READ MY BUSINESS PLAN.

ON STARTUP COSTS. YOU READ MY BUSINESS PLAN. [ SIGHS ]

YOU READ MY BUSINESS PLAN. [ SIGHS ] YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID

[ SIGHS ] YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID SOMETHING.

YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID SOMETHING. SO THAT WAY, I COULD HAVE

SOMETHING. SO THAT WAY, I COULD HAVE BUDGETED FOR RENTAL EXPENSES.

SO THAT WAY, I COULD HAVE BUDGETED FOR RENTAL EXPENSES. >> WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE IT

BUDGETED FOR RENTAL EXPENSES. >> WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE IT BACK?

>> WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE IT BACK? >> WE CAN'T, NOT WITHOUT THE 30%

BACK? >> WE CAN'T, NOT WITHOUT THE 30% COMMISSION TACKED ON.

>> WE CAN'T, NOT WITHOUT THE 30% COMMISSION TACKED ON. >> LET'S WORK OUT OF MY PLACE.

COMMISSION TACKED ON. >> LET'S WORK OUT OF MY PLACE. THERE'S MORE ROOM THERE, ANYWAY.

>> LET'S WORK OUT OF MY PLACE. THERE'S MORE ROOM THERE, ANYWAY. >> HOW PURE DO YOU THINK IT IS?

THERE'S MORE ROOM THERE, ANYWAY. >> HOW PURE DO YOU THINK IT IS? >> MAYBE WE SHOULD TEST IT.

>> HOW PURE DO YOU THINK IT IS? >> MAYBE WE SHOULD TEST IT. >> WHAT IF IT'S SO GOOD WE CAN'T

>> MAYBE WE SHOULD TEST IT. >> WHAT IF IT'S SO GOOD WE CAN'T STOP?

>> WHAT IF IT'S SO GOOD WE CAN'T STOP? >> IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

STOP? >> IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WELL, WE HAVE CONTROL, RIGHT?

>> IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WELL, WE HAVE CONTROL, RIGHT? AT LEAST I KNOW I DO.

WELL, WE HAVE CONTROL, RIGHT? AT LEAST I KNOW I DO. >> I THINK WE OWE IT TO OUR

AT LEAST I KNOW I DO. >> I THINK WE OWE IT TO OUR CLIENTS TO TRY IT OUT.

>> I THINK WE OWE IT TO OUR CLIENTS TO TRY IT OUT. >> HMM.

>> ARE YOU HIGH? >> ME? >> NO, I WAS TALKING TO KARA,

>> ME? >> NO, I WAS TALKING TO KARA, BUT YEAH, YOU, TOO.

>> NO, I WAS TALKING TO KARA, BUT YEAH, YOU, TOO. >> I DON'T THINK.

BUT YEAH, YOU, TOO. >> I DON'T THINK. >> I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING YET.

>> I DON'T THINK. >> I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING YET. YOU?

>> I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING YET. YOU? >> NO.

YOU? >> NO. BUT I'M SURE IT'LL KICK IN SOON.

>> NO. BUT I'M SURE IT'LL KICK IN SOON. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST

BUT I'M SURE IT'LL KICK IN SOON. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST THERE IS.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST THERE IS. I'M SURE WE'LL FEEL IT ANY

THERE IS. I'M SURE WE'LL FEEL IT ANY MINUTE.

I'M SURE WE'LL FEEL IT ANY MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT YOU, VINNY?

MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT YOU, VINNY? >> I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, VINNY? >> I DON'T KNOW. HEARING YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT

>> I DON'T KNOW. HEARING YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT BEING HIGH ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL

HEARING YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT BEING HIGH ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL HIGH.

BEING HIGH ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL HIGH. BUT I DON'T FEEL HIGH...

HIGH. BUT I DON'T FEEL HIGH... I DON'T THINK.

BUT I DON'T FEEL HIGH... I DON'T THINK. >> ARE MY PUPILS DILATED?

I DON'T THINK. >> ARE MY PUPILS DILATED? MY PUPILS ALWAYS DILATE WHEN I

>> ARE MY PUPILS DILATED? MY PUPILS ALWAYS DILATE WHEN I GET HIGH.

MY PUPILS ALWAYS DILATE WHEN I GET HIGH. >> NO.

GET HIGH. >> NO. BUT I CAN'T SEE VERY WELL IN

>> NO. BUT I CAN'T SEE VERY WELL IN THIS LIGHT, SO THEY MIGHT BE.

BUT I CAN'T SEE VERY WELL IN THIS LIGHT, SO THEY MIGHT BE. LET ME GET A FLASHLIGHT.

THIS LIGHT, SO THEY MIGHT BE. LET ME GET A FLASHLIGHT. HMM.

LET ME GET A FLASHLIGHT. HMM. >> WHAT?

HMM. >> WHAT? >> YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.

>> WHAT? >> YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES. >> THANKS.

>> YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES. >> THANKS. >> BUT I DON'T THINK YOUR PUPILS

>> THANKS. >> BUT I DON'T THINK YOUR PUPILS ARE DOING ANYTHING.

>> BUT I DON'T THINK YOUR PUPILS ARE DOING ANYTHING. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD DO A LITTLE

ARE DOING ANYTHING. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD DO A LITTLE BIT MORE.

>> ANYTHING? >> NOT YET. >> HEY, I HAVE A THEORY, GUYS.

>> NOT YET. >> HEY, I HAVE A THEORY, GUYS. WHAT IF WE'RE SO HIGH, WE DON'T

>> HEY, I HAVE A THEORY, GUYS. WHAT IF WE'RE SO HIGH, WE DON'T KNOW WE'RE HIGH?

WHAT IF WE'RE SO HIGH, WE DON'T KNOW WE'RE HIGH? >> YOU KNOW, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES

KNOW WE'RE HIGH? >> YOU KNOW, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE.

>> YOU KNOW, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE. LOOK. I JUST SAW A TRAIL.

SENSE. LOOK. I JUST SAW A TRAIL. >> ME TOO!

LOOK. I JUST SAW A TRAIL. >> ME TOO! >> REALLY?!

>> ME TOO! >> REALLY?! >> NO.

>> REALLY?! >> NO. >> THIS IS SO FUCKED.

>> NO. >> THIS IS SO FUCKED. WHY DID I GIVE YOU GUYS MY

>> THIS IS SO FUCKED. WHY DID I GIVE YOU GUYS MY MONEY?

WHY DID I GIVE YOU GUYS MY MONEY? I NEED THAT MONEY.

MONEY? I NEED THAT MONEY. >> THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE, VINNY.

I NEED THAT MONEY. >> THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE, VINNY. >> DO YOU GUYS SEE HIM?

>> THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE, VINNY. >> DO YOU GUYS SEE HIM? I'M HIGH!

>> DO YOU GUYS SEE HIM? I'M HIGH! >> REALLY?

I'M HIGH! >> REALLY? >> THE DRUGS ARE GOOD.

>> REALLY? >> THE DRUGS ARE GOOD. >> SO, WHAT'S NEXT?

>> THE DRUGS ARE GOOD. >> SO, WHAT'S NEXT? >> WE SELL.

OKAY. MEET US BACK HERE IN A FEW HOURS.

MEET US BACK HERE IN A FEW HOURS. >> COOL.

HOURS. >> COOL. >> SHOULDN'T WE DO THIS OVER THE

>> COOL. >> SHOULDN'T WE DO THIS OVER THE PHONE?

>> SHOULDN'T WE DO THIS OVER THE PHONE? START WITH PEOPLE WE KNOW?

PHONE? START WITH PEOPLE WE KNOW? >> NO.

START WITH PEOPLE WE KNOW? >> NO. WE GOT TO MEET OUR PUBLIC.

>> NO. WE GOT TO MEET OUR PUBLIC. AND REMEMBER, NO DISCOUNTS, NOT

WE GOT TO MEET OUR PUBLIC. AND REMEMBER, NO DISCOUNTS, NOT EVEN TO FAMILY MEMBERS.

AND REMEMBER, NO DISCOUNTS, NOT EVEN TO FAMILY MEMBERS. LET'S GO, BABE.

>> SO...HOW DO WE DO THIS? >> WE JUST WAIT. CUSTOMERS WILL COME TO US.

>> WE JUST WAIT. CUSTOMERS WILL COME TO US. THIS IS THE EASIEST JOB THERE

CUSTOMERS WILL COME TO US. THIS IS THE EASIEST JOB THERE IS.

THIS IS THE EASIEST JOB THERE IS. >> HERE COMES ONE NOW.

IS. >> HERE COMES ONE NOW. HI.

>> HERE COMES ONE NOW. HI. HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?

HI. HOW CAN WE HELP YOU? >> I NEED A FIX.

HOW CAN WE HELP YOU? >> I NEED A FIX. >> WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE

>> I NEED A FIX. >> WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

>> WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. >> WHAT'S YOUR POISON?

RIGHT PLACE. >> WHAT'S YOUR POISON? >> WHAT DO YOU GOT?

>> WHAT'S YOUR POISON? >> WHAT DO YOU GOT? DO YOU ACCEPT COCKSUCKING AS

>> WHAT DO YOU GOT? DO YOU ACCEPT COCKSUCKING AS PAYMENT?

DO YOU ACCEPT COCKSUCKING AS PAYMENT? >> ARE YOU FOR REAL?

PAYMENT? >> ARE YOU FOR REAL? >> AH, SHIT.

>> ARE YOU FOR REAL? >> AH, SHIT. ARE YOU A FREAKY-FREAK?

>> AH, SHIT. ARE YOU A FREAKY-FREAK? DO I HAVE TO LICK YOUR ASS, TOO?

ARE YOU A FREAKY-FREAK? DO I HAVE TO LICK YOUR ASS, TOO? THIS SHIT BETTER BE WORTH IT.

DO I HAVE TO LICK YOUR ASS, TOO? THIS SHIT BETTER BE WORTH IT. >> SORRY, CASH ONLY.

THIS SHIT BETTER BE WORTH IT. >> SORRY, CASH ONLY. >> Aw, fuck.

>> SORRY, CASH ONLY. >> Aw, fuck. Gee!

>> Aw, fuck. Gee! [ SLAPS ARM ]

Gee! [ SLAPS ARM ] >> HEY...JUST SO WE'RE ON THE

[ SLAPS ARM ] >> HEY...JUST SO WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE...

>> HEY...JUST SO WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE... THAT KISS MEANT NOTHING LAST

SAME PAGE... THAT KISS MEANT NOTHING LAST NIGHT.

THAT KISS MEANT NOTHING LAST NIGHT. >> I KNOW.

NIGHT. >> I KNOW. YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

>> I KNOW. YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. >> YEAH.

YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. >> YEAH. EVEN IF I DIDN'T, IT COULD NEVER

>> YEAH. EVEN IF I DIDN'T, IT COULD NEVER WORK.

EVEN IF I DIDN'T, IT COULD NEVER WORK. LOOK.

WORK. LOOK. OUR FIRST CUSTOMER.

>> YOU GUYS HAVE ANY FREE SAMPLES? >> NO.

SAMPLES? >> NO. >> AM I YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER?

>> NO. >> AM I YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER? >> IT'S GOOD...

>> AM I YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER? >> IT'S GOOD... THE BEST THERE IS.

>> IT'S GOOD... THE BEST THERE IS. >> IT BETTER BE.

THE BEST THERE IS. >> IT BETTER BE. >> HOW MUCH YOU NEED?

>> IT BETTER BE. >> HOW MUCH YOU NEED? >> ENOUGH FOR A WHOLE HOUSE

>> HOW MUCH YOU NEED? >> ENOUGH FOR A WHOLE HOUSE PARTY.

>> WE'RE ALL OUT! >> US, TOO. >> WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?

>> US, TOO. >> WHERE'S SEBASTIAN? GOT A LITTLE TOO EXCITED.

>> WHERE'S SEBASTIAN? GOT A LITTLE TOO EXCITED. WE WERE OUT SELLING.

GOT A LITTLE TOO EXCITED. WE WERE OUT SELLING. >> OH-OH-OH, YEAH!

WE WERE OUT SELLING. >> OH-OH-OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!

>> OH-OH-OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! THAT'S MY WHOLE FACE.

OH, YEAH! THAT'S MY WHOLE FACE. OH-OH-OH, YEAH!

THAT'S MY WHOLE FACE. OH-OH-OH, YEAH! WHATEVER.

OH-OH-OH, YEAH! WHATEVER. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS TAKING ME?

WHATEVER. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS TAKING ME? >> YOU HAVE HIM?

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS TAKING ME? >> YOU HAVE HIM? >> [ Straining ] I THINK SO!

>> YOU HAVE HIM? >> [ Straining ] I THINK SO! >> OH, SHIT!

>> [ Straining ] I THINK SO! >> OH, SHIT! HERE, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU

>> OH, SHIT! HERE, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU GUYS MIGHT TALK, GET TO KNOW

HERE, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU GUYS MIGHT TALK, GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.

GUYS MIGHT TALK, GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. BUT, HEY, IT'S COOL IF YOU WANT

EACH OTHER BETTER. BUT, HEY, IT'S COOL IF YOU WANT TO JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE

BUT, HEY, IT'S COOL IF YOU WANT TO JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE FUCKING!

TO JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE FUCKING! OH, YEAH, BABY.

FUCKING! OH, YEAH, BABY. RIDE THAT SHIT!

OH, YEAH, BABY. RIDE THAT SHIT! RIDE IT! WHOO-HOO!

RIDE THAT SHIT! RIDE IT! WHOO-HOO! YEAH, COME TO DADDY!

RIDE IT! WHOO-HOO! YEAH, COME TO DADDY! WHOO!

YEAH, COME TO DADDY! WHOO! >> ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT FAKING

WHOO! >> ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT FAKING THIS?

>> ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT FAKING THIS? >> HUSH, SWEET BABY!

THIS? >> HUSH, SWEET BABY! YOU WON'T BE FAKING SHIT WHEN I

>> HUSH, SWEET BABY! YOU WON'T BE FAKING SHIT WHEN I GET DONE WITH YOU!

YOU WON'T BE FAKING SHIT WHEN I GET DONE WITH YOU! THAT'S A PROMISE.

GET DONE WITH YOU! THAT'S A PROMISE. WHOO-HOO, YEAH!

OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. >> WHAT'S WRONG?

OH, YEAH. >> WHAT'S WRONG? >> NOTHING.

>> OH, YEAH, BABY.

>> I'M HUNGRY. CAN WE STOP FOR FOOD? >> BULLSHIT.

CAN WE STOP FOR FOOD? >> BULLSHIT. YOU'RE PARANOID.

>> BULLSHIT. YOU'RE PARANOID. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE PARANOID. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD BE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD BE. >> YOU KNOW, JUST FUCK OFF AND

YOU SHOULD BE. >> YOU KNOW, JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY!

>> YOU KNOW, JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY! AGAIN!

DIE ALREADY! AGAIN! >> SORRY I ASKED.

>> OOH! YEAH! OH!

YEAH! OH! >> WHAT DO WE DO WITH SEBASTIAN?

OH! >> WHAT DO WE DO WITH SEBASTIAN? >> OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY

>> WHAT DO WE DO WITH SEBASTIAN? >> OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME.

>> OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME. I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WONDER

ABOUT ME. I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WONDER WEASEL.

I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WONDER WEASEL. >> CAN WE GAG HIM?

WEASEL. >> CAN WE GAG HIM? >> I'LL STAY IN THE CAR WITH

>> CAN WE GAG HIM? >> I'LL STAY IN THE CAR WITH HIM.

>> I'LL STAY IN THE CAR WITH HIM. >> OH, YEAH, YOU BETTER, 'CAUSE

HIM. >> OH, YEAH, YOU BETTER, 'CAUSE THIS BABY'S FULLY LOADED!

>> OH, YEAH, YOU BETTER, 'CAUSE THIS BABY'S FULLY LOADED! [ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ]

THIS BABY'S FULLY LOADED! [ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ] >> GUYS, THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A

[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ] >> GUYS, THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA.

>> GUYS, THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA. THESE ARE DRUG DEALERS.

GOOD IDEA. THESE ARE DRUG DEALERS. >> SHUT UP, OR I'M GONNA GLUE

THESE ARE DRUG DEALERS. >> SHUT UP, OR I'M GONNA GLUE YOUR NUT SAC TO THE BACK OF YOUR

>> SHUT UP, OR I'M GONNA GLUE YOUR NUT SAC TO THE BACK OF YOUR LEG AGAIN.

YOUR NUT SAC TO THE BACK OF YOUR LEG AGAIN. >> GREAT.

LEG AGAIN. >> GREAT. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> GREAT. >> [ SIGHS ] STAY IN THE CAR.

>> [ SIGHS ] STAY IN THE CAR. [ CAR BEEPING ]

WHAT'S UP, GUYS? >> YOU TELL US. >> WHAT, YOU WANT MORE?

>> YOU TELL US. >> WHAT, YOU WANT MORE? >> [ SCOFFS ]

>> WHAT, YOU WANT MORE? >> [ SCOFFS ] >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>> [ SCOFFS ] >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> WE WANT A REFUND, PLUS A

>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> WE WANT A REFUND, PLUS A PERCENTAGE FOR WASTING OUR TIME.

>> WE WANT A REFUND, PLUS A PERCENTAGE FOR WASTING OUR TIME. >> AND GAS MONEY.

PERCENTAGE FOR WASTING OUR TIME. >> AND GAS MONEY. BUT YOU DID THE DRUGS.

>> AND GAS MONEY. BUT YOU DID THE DRUGS. >> YEAH, AND WE'RE NOT HIGH.

BUT YOU DID THE DRUGS. >> YEAH, AND WE'RE NOT HIGH. >> NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

>> YEAH, AND WE'RE NOT HIGH. >> NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. >> WELL, I'M SORRY.

>> NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. >> WELL, I'M SORRY. WE DON'T GIVE REFUNDS ON STREET

>> WELL, I'M SORRY. WE DON'T GIVE REFUNDS ON STREET DRUGS.

WE DON'T GIVE REFUNDS ON STREET DRUGS. >> YOU DO NOW.

DRUGS. >> YOU DO NOW. WHAT?!

>> YOU DO NOW. WHAT?! >> IS THAT A REAL GUN?

WHAT?! >> IS THAT A REAL GUN? >> YEAH, AND I WILL USE IT.

>> IS THAT A REAL GUN? >> YEAH, AND I WILL USE IT. >> LET ME SEE IT.

>> YEAH, AND I WILL USE IT. >> LET ME SEE IT. >> NO!

>> LET ME SEE IT. >> NO! >> THEN, HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S

>> NO! >> THEN, HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S REAL?

>> THEN, HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S REAL? >> I COULD SHOOT YOU IF YOU'D

REAL? >> I COULD SHOOT YOU IF YOU'D LIKE.

>> I COULD SHOOT YOU IF YOU'D LIKE. >> PLEASE!

LIKE. >> PLEASE! >> SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT.

>> PLEASE! >> SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT. >> YES, I DO.

>> SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT. >> YES, I DO. I DON'T BELIEVE HIM.

>> YES, I DO. I DON'T BELIEVE HIM. PLUS, I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM THE

I DON'T BELIEVE HIM. PLUS, I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM THE GEEK SQUAD.

PLUS, I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM THE GEEK SQUAD. >> OKAY, NO ONE'S GETTING SHOT.

GEEK SQUAD. >> OKAY, NO ONE'S GETTING SHOT. PUT THE GUN AWAY.

>> OKAY, NO ONE'S GETTING SHOT. PUT THE GUN AWAY. >> NO.

PUT THE GUN AWAY. >> NO. SHE STARTED IT.

>> NO. SHE STARTED IT. >> AND WE'RE NOT GEEKS.

SHE STARTED IT. >> AND WE'RE NOT GEEKS. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE BOTH

>> AND WE'RE NOT GEEKS. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE BOTH FAILED COMPUTER SCIENCE LAST

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE BOTH FAILED COMPUTER SCIENCE LAST SEMESTER.

FAILED COMPUTER SCIENCE LAST SEMESTER. >> SURPRISE, SURPRISE!

SEMESTER. >> SURPRISE, SURPRISE! >> WAIT!

>> SURPRISE, SURPRISE! >> WAIT! WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK.

>> WAIT! WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK. >> WHERE DID HE COME FROM?

WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK. >> WHERE DID HE COME FROM? >> PLUS INTEREST.

>> WHERE DID HE COME FROM? >> PLUS INTEREST. >> FINE.

>> PLUS INTEREST. >> FINE. >> HE'S HALLUCINATING.

>> FINE. >> HE'S HALLUCINATING. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

>> HE'S HALLUCINATING. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. >> ON TWO CONDITIONS.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. >> ON TWO CONDITIONS. ONE, YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE.

>> ON TWO CONDITIONS. ONE, YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE. AND TWO, YOU COME BACK AND BUY

ONE, YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE. AND TWO, YOU COME BACK AND BUY FROM US AGAIN.

AND TWO, YOU COME BACK AND BUY FROM US AGAIN. >> WHY WOULD WE COME BACK?

FROM US AGAIN. >> WHY WOULD WE COME BACK? >> BECAUSE WE VALUE YOUR

>> WHY WOULD WE COME BACK? >> BECAUSE WE VALUE YOUR BUSINESS.

>> BECAUSE WE VALUE YOUR BUSINESS. LOOK.

BUSINESS. LOOK. OUR SUPPLIER GAVE US A BAD

LOOK. OUR SUPPLIER GAVE US A BAD BATCH.

OUR SUPPLIER GAVE US A BAD BATCH. THAT SHIT HAPPENS FROM TIME TO

BATCH. THAT SHIT HAPPENS FROM TIME TO TIME.

THAT SHIT HAPPENS FROM TIME TO TIME. WE'LL MAKE THIS SHIT RIGHT.

TIME. WE'LL MAKE THIS SHIT RIGHT. DEAL?

WE'LL MAKE THIS SHIT RIGHT. DEAL? >> OKAY, FINE.

DEAL? >> OKAY, FINE. BUT THEY BETTER BE GOOD, BECAUSE

>> OKAY, FINE. BUT THEY BETTER BE GOOD, BECAUSE A COLLEGE PARTY WITH A LAME

BUT THEY BETTER BE GOOD, BECAUSE A COLLEGE PARTY WITH A LAME FAVORS IS PRETTY BORING.

>> HEY, SO, IS THAT A REAL GUN? >> NO. LOOKS REAL, THOUGH.

>> NO. LOOKS REAL, THOUGH. >> YEAH, IT DOES.

LOOKS REAL, THOUGH. >> YEAH, IT DOES. >> I'M CURIOUS.

>> YEAH, IT DOES. >> I'M CURIOUS. WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF WE

>> I'M CURIOUS. WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF WE HAD REAL GUNS?

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF WE HAD REAL GUNS? >> YEAH.

HAD REAL GUNS? >> YEAH. >> HMM.

>> YEAH. >> HMM. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

>> HMM. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. >> YEAH. FOOD FOR THOUGHT.

>> ANYTHING? >> VOICE MAIL. >> I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE.

>> VOICE MAIL. >> I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE. >> PROBABLY SPENDING MY MONEY.

>> I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE. >> PROBABLY SPENDING MY MONEY. >> IT ALL CAN'T BE BAD.

>> PROBABLY SPENDING MY MONEY. >> IT ALL CAN'T BE BAD. I MEAN, WE WERE HIGH, WEREN'T

>> IT ALL CAN'T BE BAD. I MEAN, WE WERE HIGH, WEREN'T WE?

I MEAN, WE WERE HIGH, WEREN'T WE? >> NO.

WE? >> NO. IT WAS A PLACEBO.

>> NO. IT WAS A PLACEBO. >> ISN'T THAT A SEA ANIMAL?

IT WAS A PLACEBO. >> ISN'T THAT A SEA ANIMAL? >> I'M SO SCREWED.

>> NO. I HAVE ANOTHER SOURCE. >> THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY I HAD

I HAVE ANOTHER SOURCE. >> THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY I HAD LEFT.

>> THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY I HAD LEFT. >> [ LAUGHS ]

LEFT. >> [ LAUGHS ] IT WAS? COME ON.

>> [ LAUGHS ] IT WAS? COME ON. >> WHAT? DO YOU THINK I'M LYING?

IT WAS? COME ON. >> WHAT? DO YOU THINK I'M LYING? >> N-NO.

>> WHAT? DO YOU THINK I'M LYING? >> N-NO. I THOUGHT YOU WERE RICH.

>> N-NO. I THOUGHT YOU WERE RICH. >> WELL, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW

I THOUGHT YOU WERE RICH. >> WELL, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING, OR I

>> WELL, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING, OR I WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN YOU MY

WHAT YOU WERE DOING, OR I WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN YOU MY MONEY.

WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN YOU MY MONEY. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> RUMORS. MY PARENTS HAD MONEY BUT LIKE MOST PEOPLE LIVED BEYOND THEIR

MY PARENTS HAD MONEY BUT LIKE MOST PEOPLE LIVED BEYOND THEIR MEANS.

MOST PEOPLE LIVED BEYOND THEIR MEANS. LEFT ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEBT AND

MEANS. LEFT ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEBT AND A HOUSE WITH A BIG MORTGAGE,

LEFT ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEBT AND A HOUSE WITH A BIG MORTGAGE, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE PAST DUE.

A HOUSE WITH A BIG MORTGAGE, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE PAST DUE. WHY DID I DO THIS?!

WHICH HAPPENS TO BE PAST DUE. WHY DID I DO THIS?! >> HEY...

WHY DID I DO THIS?! >> HEY... LOOK.

>> HEY... LOOK. WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF

LOOK. WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. I PROMISE.

THIS. I PROMISE. [ DOORBELL RINGS ]

I PROMISE. [ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> PROBABLY ANOTHER REFUND

[ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> PROBABLY ANOTHER REFUND REQUEST.

>> PROBABLY ANOTHER REFUND REQUEST. >> LET'S NOT ANSWER IT.

REQUEST. >> LET'S NOT ANSWER IT. >> NO, WE HAVE TO.

>> LET'S NOT ANSWER IT. >> NO, WE HAVE TO. THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN

>> NO, WE HAVE TO. THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN BUSINESS.

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN BUSINESS. >> WHAT BUSINESS?

BUSINESS. >> WHAT BUSINESS? [ RINGING CONTINUES ]

>> I'LL GET IT. >> [ Foreign accent ] I'M GONNA MAKE A PRETZEL OUT OF YOUR

>> [ Foreign accent ] I'M GONNA MAKE A PRETZEL OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES.

MAKE A PRETZEL OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES. >> YO, WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?

NIPPLES. >> YO, WHERE'S SEBASTIAN? >> SPIDER, NOW'S NOT A GOOD

>> YO, WHERE'S SEBASTIAN? >> SPIDER, NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME.

>> SPIDER, NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME. >> YOU HEARD ME. YOU HEARD ME.

TIME. >> YOU HEARD ME. YOU HEARD ME. HONEY HAS SOME WORDS WITH THAT

>> YOU HEARD ME. YOU HEARD ME. HONEY HAS SOME WORDS WITH THAT FOOL!

HONEY HAS SOME WORDS WITH THAT FOOL! >> WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE

FOOL! >> WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?

>> WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT? >> YO, THIS IS ME, MAN.

THAT? >> YO, THIS IS ME, MAN. RESPECT!

>> YO, THIS IS ME, MAN. RESPECT! >> WHAT'S UP, SPIDER?

RESPECT! >> WHAT'S UP, SPIDER? WHO'S THE GUY WITH THE BLACK

>> WHAT'S UP, SPIDER? WHO'S THE GUY WITH THE BLACK EYE?

WHO'S THE GUY WITH THE BLACK EYE? >> IT'S MY MUSCLE.

EYE? >> IT'S MY MUSCLE. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> IT'S MY MUSCLE. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> YOU HAVE MUSCLE NOW?

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> YOU HAVE MUSCLE NOW? SINCE WHEN?

>> YOU HAVE MUSCLE NOW? SINCE WHEN? >> WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE

SINCE WHEN? >> WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE CUTTING INTO MY GAME.

>> WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE CUTTING INTO MY GAME. >> GAME?

CUTTING INTO MY GAME. >> GAME? >> YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!

>> GAME? >> YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! MY DRUG GAME, "G."

>> YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! MY DRUG GAME, "G." >> [ CHUCKLES ]

MY DRUG GAME, "G." >> [ CHUCKLES ] HEY, GET OVER HERE.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] HEY, GET OVER HERE. LET ME TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE.

HEY, GET OVER HERE. LET ME TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE. WHAT'S UP, MAN?

LET ME TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE. WHAT'S UP, MAN? I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY DOING

WHAT'S UP, MAN? I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY DOING THIS SHIT TILL YOU GOT OUT OF

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY DOING THIS SHIT TILL YOU GOT OUT OF COLLEGE.

THIS SHIT TILL YOU GOT OUT OF COLLEGE. >> YEAH, BUT I GOT A REPUTATION

COLLEGE. >> YEAH, BUT I GOT A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD.

>> YEAH, BUT I GOT A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD. YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST

TO UPHOLD. YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST CONSULTED ME.

YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST CONSULTED ME. >> WELL, SHIT, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU

CONSULTED ME. >> WELL, SHIT, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DOING THAT WELL.

>> WELL, SHIT, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DOING THAT WELL. >> YEAH, BUSINESS IS BOOMING IN

WERE DOING THAT WELL. >> YEAH, BUSINESS IS BOOMING IN THIS ECONOMY.

>> YEAH, BUSINESS IS BOOMING IN THIS ECONOMY. DEPRESSION'S GREAT FOR BUSINESS.

THIS ECONOMY. DEPRESSION'S GREAT FOR BUSINESS. >> YEAH, EXACTLY.

DEPRESSION'S GREAT FOR BUSINESS. >> YEAH, EXACTLY. >> WHAT ARE YOU SELLING, BY THE

>> YEAH, EXACTLY. >> WHAT ARE YOU SELLING, BY THE WAY?

>> WHAT ARE YOU SELLING, BY THE WAY? >> [ SNORTS ]

WAY? >> [ SNORTS ] I DON'T EVEN THINK I KNOW

>> [ SNORTS ] I DON'T EVEN THINK I KNOW ANYMORE.

I DON'T EVEN THINK I KNOW ANYMORE. >> HA HA!

ANYMORE. >> HA HA! DID YOU GET IT FROM JIMMY AND

>> HA HA! DID YOU GET IT FROM JIMMY AND BOBBY?

DID YOU GET IT FROM JIMMY AND BOBBY? >> HOW'D YOU KNOW?

BOBBY? >> HOW'D YOU KNOW? >> THEY DO THAT TO ALL THEIR

>> HOW'D YOU KNOW? >> THEY DO THAT TO ALL THEIR FIRST-TIMERS.

>> THEY DO THAT TO ALL THEIR FIRST-TIMERS. SEE? COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.

FIRST-TIMERS. SEE? COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT. >> LESSON LEARNED.

SEE? COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT. >> LESSON LEARNED. I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD

>> LESSON LEARNED. I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRET

I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRET INGREDIENT FOR THE FAMILY

GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRET INGREDIENT FOR THE FAMILY 'SHROOMS.

INGREDIENT FOR THE FAMILY 'SHROOMS. >> WOULDN'T WORK WITH WHAT YOU

'SHROOMS. >> WOULDN'T WORK WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, ANYWAY.

>> WOULDN'T WORK WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, ANYWAY. >> IS IT A CHEMICAL?

HAVE, ANYWAY. >> IS IT A CHEMICAL? >> NO.

>> IS IT A CHEMICAL? >> NO. >> HOUSEHOLD CLEANER?

>> NO. >> HOUSEHOLD CLEANER? >> KINDA, BUT NOT REALLY.

>> HOUSEHOLD CLEANER? >> KINDA, BUT NOT REALLY. >> DOES IT REQUIRE MILITARY

>> KINDA, BUT NOT REALLY. >> DOES IT REQUIRE MILITARY CLEARANCE?

>> DOES IT REQUIRE MILITARY CLEARANCE? >> TRUTH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT

CLEARANCE? >> TRUTH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS EXACTLY.

>> TRUTH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS EXACTLY. MY UNCLE JUST MAKES IT FOR THE

IS EXACTLY. MY UNCLE JUST MAKES IT FOR THE HORSES WHEN THEY'RE CONSTIPATED.

MY UNCLE JUST MAKES IT FOR THE HORSES WHEN THEY'RE CONSTIPATED. >> [ SNAPS FINGERS ]

HORSES WHEN THEY'RE CONSTIPATED. >> [ SNAPS FINGERS ] OLD COWBOY SECRET.

>> [ SNAPS FINGERS ] OLD COWBOY SECRET. >> NO, ACTUALLY, HE GOT THE

OLD COWBOY SECRET. >> NO, ACTUALLY, HE GOT THE FORMULA ONLINE.

>> NO, ACTUALLY, HE GOT THE FORMULA ONLINE. >> AND WHAT DOES IT DO TO THE

FORMULA ONLINE. >> AND WHAT DOES IT DO TO THE COWS?

>> AND WHAT DOES IT DO TO THE COWS? >> DIARRHEA.

COWS? >> DIARRHEA. NASTY, NASTY DIARRHEA.

>> DIARRHEA. NASTY, NASTY DIARRHEA. >> MAKES SENSE.

NASTY, NASTY DIARRHEA. >> MAKES SENSE. YOU KNOW, ME AND YOU, WE SHOULD

>> MAKES SENSE. YOU KNOW, ME AND YOU, WE SHOULD GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER.

YOU KNOW, ME AND YOU, WE SHOULD GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER. >> [ SCOFFS ]

GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER. >> [ SCOFFS ] YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SELL.

>> [ SCOFFS ] YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SELL. >> I WILL SOON.

NO MORE RETURNS, ONLY EXCHANGES. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN? >> IF ANYONE COMES HERE, YOU

MAN? >> IF ANYONE COMES HERE, YOU TELL THEM COME BACK IN A FEW

>> IF ANYONE COMES HERE, YOU TELL THEM COME BACK IN A FEW DAYS.

TELL THEM COME BACK IN A FEW DAYS. WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR OWN DRUGS.

DAYS. WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR OWN DRUGS. >> HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT?

WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR OWN DRUGS. >> HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT? >> THE INTERNET.

>> HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT? >> THE INTERNET. THERE HAS TO BE WEBSITES ON HERE

>> THE INTERNET. THERE HAS TO BE WEBSITES ON HERE ON HOW TO MAKE DRUGS.

THERE HAS TO BE WEBSITES ON HERE ON HOW TO MAKE DRUGS. >> I DON'T KNOW.

ON HOW TO MAKE DRUGS. >> I DON'T KNOW. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD

>> I DON'T KNOW. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA. IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE.

IDEA. IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE. >> DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE. >> DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET, IT HAS

ABOUT? IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET, IT HAS TO BE SAFE.

IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET, IT HAS TO BE SAFE. THERE.

TO BE SAFE. THERE. >> THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS.

THERE. >> THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS. >> MMM...I THINK WE SHOULD DO A

>> THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS. >> MMM...I THINK WE SHOULD DO A COMBINATION OF THAT ONE...

>> MMM...I THINK WE SHOULD DO A COMBINATION OF THAT ONE... >> HMM.

COMBINATION OF THAT ONE... >> HMM. >> AND THAT ONE.

>> HMM. >> AND THAT ONE. >> OR MAYBE THIS ONE, TOO.

>> AND THAT ONE. >> OR MAYBE THIS ONE, TOO. [ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> WELL...WHO'S READY TO GO SHOPPING? >> [ SIGHS ]

SHOPPING? >> [ SIGHS ] >> [ INHALES ]

>> [ SIGHS ] >> [ INHALES ] WHAT DO WE DO?

>> [ INHALES ] WHAT DO WE DO? >> YOU AND VINNY SEPARATE THE

WHAT DO WE DO? >> YOU AND VINNY SEPARATE THE BLUE CRYSTALS.

>> YOU AND VINNY SEPARATE THE BLUE CRYSTALS. >> ALL 15 POUNDS?

BLUE CRYSTALS. >> ALL 15 POUNDS? >> HMM.

>> ALL 15 POUNDS? >> HMM. >> THAT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE.

>> HMM. >> THAT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE. >> WHAT DO I DO?

>> THAT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE. >> WHAT DO I DO? >> UH, HERE.

>> WHAT DO I DO? >> UH, HERE. TAKE THESE TWO BOTTLES RIGHT

>> UH, HERE. TAKE THESE TWO BOTTLES RIGHT HERE AND THEN POUR THEM IN THOSE

TAKE THESE TWO BOTTLES RIGHT HERE AND THEN POUR THEM IN THOSE SODA BOTTLES RIGHT THERE.

HERE AND THEN POUR THEM IN THOSE SODA BOTTLES RIGHT THERE. NOW, DO YOU HAVE A COFFEEPOT

SODA BOTTLES RIGHT THERE. NOW, DO YOU HAVE A COFFEEPOT ANYWHERE?

NOW, DO YOU HAVE A COFFEEPOT ANYWHERE? >> YEAH, IT'S UP THERE.

ANYWHERE? >> YEAH, IT'S UP THERE. BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.

>> YEAH, IT'S UP THERE. BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE. >> OH, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE MAKING

BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE. >> OH, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE MAKING >> ANY COFFEE.

>> THEY LOOK LEGIT. >> THEY DO. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> THEY DO. >> [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY ARE.

>> [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY ARE. WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?

THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY ARE. WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT? >> I THINK IT REALLY DEPENDS ON

WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT? >> I THINK IT REALLY DEPENDS ON WHAT THEY DO TO THE USER.

>> I THINK IT REALLY DEPENDS ON WHAT THEY DO TO THE USER. >> HOW ABOUT ZOMBIE DRUGS?

WHAT THEY DO TO THE USER. >> HOW ABOUT ZOMBIE DRUGS? >> LET'S TRY THEM AND FIND OUT.

>> HOW ABOUT ZOMBIE DRUGS? >> LET'S TRY THEM AND FIND OUT. [ LAUGHS ]

>> LET'S TRY THEM AND FIND OUT. [ LAUGHS ] >> VINNY, LISTEN TO ME.

[ LAUGHS ] >> VINNY, LISTEN TO ME. THROW IT OUT.

>> VINNY, LISTEN TO ME. THROW IT OUT. YOU GUYS AREN'T CHEMISTS.

THROW IT OUT. YOU GUYS AREN'T CHEMISTS. THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

YOU GUYS AREN'T CHEMISTS. THIS IS A BAD IDEA. I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN DONE THAT

THIS IS A BAD IDEA. I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN DONE THAT IN MY PRIME.

I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN DONE THAT IN MY PRIME. >> OKAY.

IN MY PRIME. >> OKAY. WHO'S FIRST?

>> OKAY. WHO'S FIRST? >> ME.

WHO'S FIRST? >> ME. >> TAKE IT EASY.

>> ME. >> TAKE IT EASY. LET'S TRY SMALL DOSES AT FIRST.

>> TAKE IT EASY. LET'S TRY SMALL DOSES AT FIRST. >> [ SNORTING ]

LET'S TRY SMALL DOSES AT FIRST. >> [ SNORTING ] >> HEY, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE

>> [ SNORTING ] >> HEY, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE THERE ARE UNWANTED SIDE EFFECTS!

>> HEY, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE THERE ARE UNWANTED SIDE EFFECTS! VINNY, VINNY, HEY!

THERE ARE UNWANTED SIDE EFFECTS! VINNY, VINNY, HEY! >> OH.

VINNY, VINNY, HEY! >> OH. >> YOU OKAY?

>> OH. >> YOU OKAY? >> PERFECT. WHO'S NEXT?

>> YOU OKAY? >> PERFECT. WHO'S NEXT? [ ALL LAUGH ]

>> OH, YEAH. OOH! LITTLE MORE RAPID, OKAY?

OOH! LITTLE MORE RAPID, OKAY? >> OKAY.

LITTLE MORE RAPID, OKAY? >> OKAY. WHAT ARE THESE CALLED AGAIN?

>> OKAY. WHAT ARE THESE CALLED AGAIN? >> SQUAT THRUSTS.

WHAT ARE THESE CALLED AGAIN? >> SQUAT THRUSTS. >> I LOVE THEM.

>> SQUAT THRUSTS. >> I LOVE THEM. >> THEY LOVE YOU!

>> I LOVE THEM. >> THEY LOVE YOU! >> THIS IS CRAZY.

>> THEY LOVE YOU! >> THIS IS CRAZY. I COULDN'T EVEN DO ONE PUSH-UP

>> THIS IS CRAZY. I COULDN'T EVEN DO ONE PUSH-UP BEFORE.

I COULDN'T EVEN DO ONE PUSH-UP BEFORE. AND NOW I CAN'T STOP WORKING

BEFORE. AND NOW I CAN'T STOP WORKING OUT.

AND NOW I CAN'T STOP WORKING OUT. I LOVE THIS SHIT!

OUT. I LOVE THIS SHIT! >> WE COULD BRANCH OUT, SELL

I LOVE THIS SHIT! >> WE COULD BRANCH OUT, SELL THEM TO ATHLETES.

>> WE COULD BRANCH OUT, SELL THEM TO ATHLETES. THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A

THEM TO ATHLETES. THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A TEST FOR THIS SHIT IN THE

THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A TEST FOR THIS SHIT IN THE OLYMPICS.

TEST FOR THIS SHIT IN THE OLYMPICS. YOU HEAR THAT, VINNY?

OLYMPICS. YOU HEAR THAT, VINNY? >> YEAH.

YOU HEAR THAT, VINNY? >> YEAH. >> WHAT ARE YOU READING?

>> YEAH. >> WHAT ARE YOU READING? >> EVERYTHING.

>> WHAT ARE YOU READING? >> EVERYTHING. >> DID YOU READ ALL THOSE BOOKS?

>> EVERYTHING. >> DID YOU READ ALL THOSE BOOKS? >> YEAH.

>> DID YOU READ ALL THOSE BOOKS? >> YEAH. I LOVE TO READ.

>> YEAH. I LOVE TO READ. READING IS FUN.

I LOVE TO READ. READING IS FUN. LEARNING IS FUN.

READING IS FUN. LEARNING IS FUN. I HOPE WE NEVER RUN OUT OF

LEARNING IS FUN. I HOPE WE NEVER RUN OUT OF BOOKS!

I HOPE WE NEVER RUN OUT OF BOOKS! >> DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU JUST

BOOKS! >> DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU JUST SAID?

>> DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU JUST SAID? >> WHAT?

SAID? >> WHAT? >> THIS SHIT IS LIKE A FUCKING

>> WHAT? >> THIS SHIT IS LIKE A FUCKING STUDY AID, TOO.

>> THIS SHIT IS LIKE A FUCKING STUDY AID, TOO. I FUCKING LOVE IT!

STUDY AID, TOO. I FUCKING LOVE IT! >> WHERE'S MELISSA?

I FUCKING LOVE IT! >> WHERE'S MELISSA? >> I DON'T KNOW -- UPSTAIRS

>> WHERE'S MELISSA? >> I DON'T KNOW -- UPSTAIRS MEDITATING OR SOMETHING.

>> I DON'T KNOW -- UPSTAIRS MEDITATING OR SOMETHING. >> SHI-BABA-LABA-SHI.

MEDITATING OR SOMETHING. >> SHI-BABA-LABA-SHI. KAMA-KAMA-CHI.

>> SHI-BABA-LABA-SHI. KAMA-KAMA-CHI. YATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA.

KAMA-KAMA-CHI. YATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA. BE WHO YOU WANT TO.

YATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA. BE WHO YOU WANT TO. WAA-LAA AAH-AAH.

BE WHO YOU WANT TO. WAA-LAA AAH-AAH. [ GASPS ]

WAA-LAA AAH-AAH. [ GASPS ] IF YOU ARE HERE WITH ME, MOVE

[ GASPS ] IF YOU ARE HERE WITH ME, MOVE SOMETHING!

IF YOU ARE HERE WITH ME, MOVE SOMETHING! MAYBE THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK.

SOMETHING! MAYBE THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK. COULD YOU KNOCK ON SOMETHING FOR

MAYBE THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK. COULD YOU KNOCK ON SOMETHING FOR ME?

COULD YOU KNOCK ON SOMETHING FOR ME? OKAY.

ME? OKAY. HOW ABOUT YOU JUST TELL ME IN MY

OKAY. HOW ABOUT YOU JUST TELL ME IN MY HEAD IF YOU ARE HERE.

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST TELL ME IN MY HEAD IF YOU ARE HERE. WELCOME, KORAMA!

HEAD IF YOU ARE HERE. WELCOME, KORAMA! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

WELCOME, KORAMA! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME? HOLY SHIT!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME? HOLY SHIT! I'M REALLY PSYCHIC!

HOLY SHIT! I'M REALLY PSYCHIC! >> MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,

I'M REALLY PSYCHIC! >> MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,

>> MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT! HEY, WHAT'S UP?

MOVE IT! HEY, WHAT'S UP? YOU'RE THE MAN.

HEY, WHAT'S UP? YOU'RE THE MAN. >> NO, YOU'RE THE MAN.

YOU'RE THE MAN. >> NO, YOU'RE THE MAN. >> I AM THE MAN!

>> NO, YOU'RE THE MAN. >> I AM THE MAN! >> YOU ARE THE MAN!

>> I AM THE MAN! >> YOU ARE THE MAN! >> AND YOU'RE THE WO-MAN!

>> YOU ARE THE MAN! >> AND YOU'RE THE WO-MAN! >> OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THAT.

>> AND YOU'RE THE WO-MAN! >> OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THAT. >> WITH WHAT?

>> OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THAT. >> WITH WHAT? >> I SEE THEY'RE GOOD.

>> WITH WHAT? >> I SEE THEY'RE GOOD. WHERE ARE THEY?

>> I SEE THEY'RE GOOD. WHERE ARE THEY? >> IN THE KITCHEN.

WHERE ARE THEY? >> IN THE KITCHEN. I HAVE ONE IN A BAG FOR YOU.

>> IN THE KITCHEN. I HAVE ONE IN A BAG FOR YOU. >> GREAT.

I HAVE ONE IN A BAG FOR YOU. >> GREAT. UM, BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU

>> GREAT. UM, BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

UM, BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? >> WORKING OUT.

GUYS DOING? >> WORKING OUT. WANT TO COME?

>> WORKING OUT. WANT TO COME? >> THANKS, BUT I'LL PASS.

WANT TO COME? >> THANKS, BUT I'LL PASS. >> GOOD GAME!

>> HEY, GUYS, DO YOU KNOW -- >> VINNY, SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

>> VINNY, SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. THE SPIRITS TOLD ME SO.

TO HAPPEN. THE SPIRITS TOLD ME SO. >> [ Jittery ] CAN IT WAIT?

THE SPIRITS TOLD ME SO. >> [ Jittery ] CAN IT WAIT? THIS IS A GOOD CHAPTER.

>> [ Jittery ] CAN IT WAIT? THIS IS A GOOD CHAPTER. >> DID SOMEONE SAY, "CUCKOO"?

>> LET'S DO SOME MORE. >> ARE YOU SURE? >> YEAH!

>> ARE YOU SURE? >> YEAH! [ LAUGHS ]

MORE! >> REALLY? >> YEAH!

>> REALLY? >> YEAH! I'M TOO TIRED.

>> YEAH! I'M TOO TIRED. LAY DOWN.

LET'S DO IT. >> HERE? ARE YOU SURE? >> CAN YOU GET IT UP?

>> HERE? ARE YOU SURE? >> CAN YOU GET IT UP? >> OF COURSE I CAN GET IT UP.

>> CAN YOU GET IT UP? >> OF COURSE I CAN GET IT UP. >> YEAH.

>> OF COURSE I CAN GET IT UP. >> YEAH. [ PANTING ]

>> YEAH. [ PANTING ] >> ARE YOU OKAY?

[ PANTING ] >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> PERFECT.

>> ARE YOU OKAY? >> PERFECT. I'M SO EXCITED.

>> PERFECT. I'M SO EXCITED. >> REALLY?

I'M SO EXCITED. >> REALLY? YOUR HEART RATE'S RACING REALLY

>> REALLY? YOUR HEART RATE'S RACING REALLY FAST.

YOUR HEART RATE'S RACING REALLY FAST. >> IT IS!

FAST. >> IT IS! >> OH, COME ON, KARA!

>> IT IS! >> OH, COME ON, KARA! [ SIGHS ]

>> OH, COME ON, KARA! [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN

[ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF MY NARCOLEPSY.

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF MY NARCOLEPSY. BABY?

YOU MAKE FUN OF MY NARCOLEPSY. BABY? [ GRUNTS ]

>> IS SHE OKAY? >> NO! I THINK SHE HAS NARCOLEPSY, TOO,

>> NO! I THINK SHE HAS NARCOLEPSY, TOO, NOW.

I THINK SHE HAS NARCOLEPSY, TOO, NOW. IT MUST CONTAGIOUS THROUGH SEX.

NOW. IT MUST CONTAGIOUS THROUGH SEX. >> SHE'S...SHE'S DEAD.

IT MUST CONTAGIOUS THROUGH SEX. >> SHE'S...SHE'S DEAD. >> OH, MAN!

>> SHE'S...SHE'S DEAD. >> OH, MAN! HERE, I WAS HOPING I WAS

>> OH, MAN! HERE, I WAS HOPING I WAS HALLUCINATING AGAIN, TOO.

HERE, I WAS HOPING I WAS HALLUCINATING AGAIN, TOO. >> UM...COME GET IN THE CAR.

HALLUCINATING AGAIN, TOO. >> UM...COME GET IN THE CAR. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

>> I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE TESTED ON ANIMALS. >> THAT'S JUST FUCKING EVIL.

ON ANIMALS. >> THAT'S JUST FUCKING EVIL. >> NO, IT'S NOT.

>> THAT'S JUST FUCKING EVIL. >> NO, IT'S NOT. GOVERNMENT DOES IT ALL THE TIME.

>> NO, IT'S NOT. GOVERNMENT DOES IT ALL THE TIME. >> MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO

GOVERNMENT DOES IT ALL THE TIME. >> MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

>> MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL. WHAT IF YOU GUYS DIE, TOO?

THE HOSPITAL. WHAT IF YOU GUYS DIE, TOO? >> I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO

WHAT IF YOU GUYS DIE, TOO? >> I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO JAIL.

>> I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO JAIL. BESIDES, I FEEL GREAT.

JAIL. BESIDES, I FEEL GREAT. >> I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS.

BESIDES, I FEEL GREAT. >> I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS. >> OKAY, THEN, WHAT DO WE DO?

>> I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS. >> OKAY, THEN, WHAT DO WE DO? >> WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE

>> OKAY, THEN, WHAT DO WE DO? >> WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE PSYCHIC?

>> WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE PSYCHIC? >> WE HAVE TO BURY HER.

PSYCHIC? >> WE HAVE TO BURY HER. I JUST SPOKE TO HER ON THE OTHER

>> WE HAVE TO BURY HER. I JUST SPOKE TO HER ON THE OTHER SIDE.

I JUST SPOKE TO HER ON THE OTHER SIDE. IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS!

SIDE. IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS! >> I CALL BULLSHIT.

IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS! >> I CALL BULLSHIT. >> DO YOU REALIZE HOW THAT'LL

>> I CALL BULLSHIT. >> DO YOU REALIZE HOW THAT'LL LOOK IF WE GET CAUGHT?

>> DO YOU REALIZE HOW THAT'LL LOOK IF WE GET CAUGHT? IS IT JUST ME?

LOOK IF WE GET CAUGHT? IS IT JUST ME? OR DOES "OFFICER, WE DIDN'T KNOW

IS IT JUST ME? OR DOES "OFFICER, WE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS DEAD" SOUND A LOT BETTER

OR DOES "OFFICER, WE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS DEAD" SOUND A LOT BETTER THAN "NAH, WE KNEW SHE WAS DEAD.

SHE WAS DEAD" SOUND A LOT BETTER THAN "NAH, WE KNEW SHE WAS DEAD. SO, WE BURIED HER."

THAN "NAH, WE KNEW SHE WAS DEAD. SO, WE BURIED HER." >> WE CAN'T LET HER BODY ROT

SO, WE BURIED HER." >> WE CAN'T LET HER BODY ROT HERE IN MY LIVING ROOM.

>> WE CAN'T LET HER BODY ROT HERE IN MY LIVING ROOM. >> WHERE?

HERE IN MY LIVING ROOM. >> WHERE? [ LAUGHS ]

>> WHERE? [ LAUGHS ] >> I'M DONE.

[ LAUGHS ] >> I'M DONE. I'M OUT OF HERE.

>> I'M DONE. I'M OUT OF HERE. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.

I'M OUT OF HERE. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW. I'M OFF TO THE AFTERLIFE.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW. I'M OFF TO THE AFTERLIFE. AND I DON'T GET RECEPTION THERE.

I'M OFF TO THE AFTERLIFE. AND I DON'T GET RECEPTION THERE. >> THERE'S A PIECE OF PROPERTY

AND I DON'T GET RECEPTION THERE. >> THERE'S A PIECE OF PROPERTY OUT BACK WHERE WE USED TO BURY

>> THERE'S A PIECE OF PROPERTY OUT BACK WHERE WE USED TO BURY OUR ANIMALS.

OUT BACK WHERE WE USED TO BURY OUR ANIMALS. NO ONE WILL THINK ANYTHING.

OUR ANIMALS. NO ONE WILL THINK ANYTHING. >> ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT SHE

NO ONE WILL THINK ANYTHING. >> ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS?

>> ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS? >> ABSOLUTELY.

WANTS? >> ABSOLUTELY. >> NO, WE -- WE CAN'T DO THIS!

>> ABSOLUTELY. >> NO, WE -- WE CAN'T DO THIS! YOU GUYS ARE ALL MESSED UP.

>> NO, WE -- WE CAN'T DO THIS! YOU GUYS ARE ALL MESSED UP. AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

YOU GUYS ARE ALL MESSED UP. AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

TALKING ABOUT! THIS IS A BAD IDEA. >> DO YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE?

THIS IS A BAD IDEA. >> DO YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE? IF NOT, I VOTE WE DO IT NOW.

>> DO YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE? IF NOT, I VOTE WE DO IT NOW. >> W-WHAT IF PEOPLE COME LOOKING

IF NOT, I VOTE WE DO IT NOW. >> W-WHAT IF PEOPLE COME LOOKING FOR HER?

>> W-WHAT IF PEOPLE COME LOOKING FOR HER? >> THEY WON'T.

FOR HER? >> THEY WON'T. [ LAUGHS ]

>> THEY WON'T. [ LAUGHS ] SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FAMILY.

[ LAUGHS ] SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FAMILY. >> DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND

SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FAMILY. >> DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

>> DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. DON'T YOU CARE?

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. DON'T YOU CARE? >> OF COURSE I DO.

DON'T YOU CARE? >> OF COURSE I DO. I'M JUST, LIKE, REALLY FUCKING

>> OF COURSE I DO. I'M JUST, LIKE, REALLY FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW.

I'M JUST, LIKE, REALLY FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW. I'M SURE I'LL CRY WHEN I COME

HIGH RIGHT NOW. I'M SURE I'LL CRY WHEN I COME DOWN.

I'M SURE I'LL CRY WHEN I COME DOWN. [ LAUGHS ]

DOWN. [ LAUGHS ] [ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

[ LAUGHS ] [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] >> DUDE, THOSE GUYS BETTER NOT

[ INSECTS CHIRPING ] >> DUDE, THOSE GUYS BETTER NOT BE SCREWING WITH US.

>> DUDE, THOSE GUYS BETTER NOT BE SCREWING WITH US. >> IF HE DOES, I'M GONNA SEND

BE SCREWING WITH US. >> IF HE DOES, I'M GONNA SEND HIM A COMPUTER VIRUS.

HEY. YOU GUYS HERE?

>> JACKPOT. >> I WONDER IF IT'S GOOD! >> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND

>> I WONDER IF IT'S GOOD! >> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

[ INSECTS CHIRPING ] >> ANYONE WANT TO SAY ANYTHING? >> YEAH.

>> ANYONE WANT TO SAY ANYTHING? >> YEAH. I'M COMING DOWN, AND I WANT TO

>> YEAH. I'M COMING DOWN, AND I WANT TO DO MORE.

I'M COMING DOWN, AND I WANT TO DO MORE. >> I MEANT, LIKE, SOMETHING FOR

DO MORE. >> I MEANT, LIKE, SOMETHING FOR KARA?

>> I MEANT, LIKE, SOMETHING FOR KARA? >> HI, BABY.

KARA? >> HI, BABY. I PROMISE I NEVER CHEATED ON

>> HI, BABY. I PROMISE I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU...

I PROMISE I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU... EXCEPT IN MY HALLUCINATIONS, OF

YOU... EXCEPT IN MY HALLUCINATIONS, OF COURSE.

EXCEPT IN MY HALLUCINATIONS, OF COURSE. >> TOUCHING.

COURSE. >> TOUCHING. >> THANK YOU.

>> TOUCHING. >> THANK YOU. >> LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF

>> THANK YOU. >> LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR HER.

>> LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR HER. >> OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] >> ♪ NOO NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

>> ♪ NOO NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO

♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

♪ NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO

♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO THIS SHIT IS GREAT!

♪ NOO-NOO THIS SHIT IS GREAT! >> DUDE, YOU DID US RIGHT, MAN!

THIS SHIT IS GREAT! >> DUDE, YOU DID US RIGHT, MAN! [ MUSIC STOPS ]

>> DUDE, YOU DID US RIGHT, MAN! [ MUSIC STOPS ] >> ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO

[ MUSIC STOPS ] >> ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

>> ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO >> DO YOU GUYS HEAR MUSIC?

♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO >> DO YOU GUYS HEAR MUSIC? >> ♪ PARTY PEOPLE

>> DO YOU GUYS HEAR MUSIC? >> ♪ PARTY PEOPLE >> NO.

>> ♪ PARTY PEOPLE >> NO. BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO.

>> NO. BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO. >> HOW MUCH DID YOU GUYS DO?

BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO. >> HOW MUCH DID YOU GUYS DO? >> A LOT!

>> HOW MUCH DID YOU GUYS DO? >> A LOT! >> ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

>> A LOT! >> ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO >> I WANT TO HEAR MUSIC.

>> ♪ NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO >> I WANT TO HEAR MUSIC. >> DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD

>> I WANT TO HEAR MUSIC. >> DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD WAIT?

>> DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD WAIT? >> DUDE, GIVE ME A BREAK.

WAIT? >> DUDE, GIVE ME A BREAK. MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED.

>> DUDE, GIVE ME A BREAK. MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED. >> YEAH, EXACTLY!

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED. >> YEAH, EXACTLY! >> I WANT MORE, TOO.

>> YEAH, EXACTLY! >> I WANT MORE, TOO. >> YEAH. VINNY?

>> I WANT MORE, TOO. >> YEAH. VINNY? >> SURE, I'LL DO MORE.

>> YEAH. VINNY? >> SURE, I'LL DO MORE. >> YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.

>> SURE, I'LL DO MORE. >> YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS. WHAT IF IT KILLED KARA?

>> YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS. WHAT IF IT KILLED KARA? >> IT DIDN'T!

WHAT IF IT KILLED KARA? >> IT DIDN'T! KARA DID TOO MUCH.

>> IT DIDN'T! KARA DID TOO MUCH. SHE ALWAYS DID TOO MUCH.

[ SNIFFLING ]

WELL, THAT'S IT. >> WELL, LET'S MAKE MORE. >> I CAN'T.

>> WELL, LET'S MAKE MORE. >> I CAN'T. WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE KITTY

>> I CAN'T. WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE KITTY LITTER.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE KITTY LITTER. >> HEY, DO YOU GUYS HEAR MAX AND

LITTER. >> HEY, DO YOU GUYS HEAR MAX AND STONE?

THEY'RE DEAD. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ GROANS ] THIS GUY'S GOT A LITTLE MEAT ON HIS BONES.

>> HEY, GUYS? >> WHAT? >> KARA'S...MISSING.

>> WHAT? >> KARA'S...MISSING. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S

>> KARA'S...MISSING. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S MISSING?

>> THIS IS CRAZY. WHO THE FUCK WOULD STEAL HER BODY?

WHO THE FUCK WOULD STEAL HER BODY? >> ARE THERE COYOTES AROUND

BODY? >> ARE THERE COYOTES AROUND HERE?

>> ARE THERE COYOTES AROUND HERE? >> OH, YEAH. FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

HERE? >> OH, YEAH. FORGOT ABOUT THAT. BUT THEY USUALLY DON'T DIG

>> OH, YEAH. FORGOT ABOUT THAT. BUT THEY USUALLY DON'T DIG THINGS UP.

BUT THEY USUALLY DON'T DIG THINGS UP. >> WE PROBABLY DIDN'T BURY HER

THINGS UP. >> WE PROBABLY DIDN'T BURY HER DEEP ENOUGH.

>> WE PROBABLY DIDN'T BURY HER DEEP ENOUGH. >> [ WHIMPERS ]

DEEP ENOUGH. >> [ WHIMPERS ] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> [ WHIMPERS ] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> TRYING TO BE SAD.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> TRYING TO BE SAD. [ LAUGHS ]

OH, COME ON, MAN. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> HOME.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> HOME. I GOT HOMEWORK TO DO.

>> HOME. I GOT HOMEWORK TO DO. DON'T WORRY, THOUGH.

I GOT HOMEWORK TO DO. DON'T WORRY, THOUGH. IF YOU'RE ALL DEAD BY MORNING,

DON'T WORRY, THOUGH. IF YOU'RE ALL DEAD BY MORNING, I'LL MAKE SURE TO BURY YOUR

IF YOU'RE ALL DEAD BY MORNING, I'LL MAKE SURE TO BURY YOUR BODIES, TOO, SO THE COYOTES

I'LL MAKE SURE TO BURY YOUR BODIES, TOO, SO THE COYOTES DON'T GET YOU FIRST.

>> THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! >> STUPID! >> UNBELIEVABLE.

>> STUPID! >> UNBELIEVABLE. KARA.

>> UNBELIEVABLE. KARA. YOU...YOU'RE ALIVE?

KARA. YOU...YOU'RE ALIVE? >> [ GROWLS ]

YOU...YOU'RE ALIVE? >> [ GROWLS ] >> AAH!

>> [ GROWLS ] >> AAH! >> WHAT WAS THAT?

>> WHOA! >> OH, WHAT THE FUCK?! >> [ GROWLING ]

>> OH, WHAT THE FUCK?! >> [ GROWLING ] >> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

>> [ GROWLING ] >> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? HIT HER WITH THE SHOVEL!

>> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? HIT HER WITH THE SHOVEL! >> I CAN'T.

HIT HER WITH THE SHOVEL! >> I CAN'T. >> WHY NOT?!

>> I CAN'T. >> WHY NOT?! >> BECAUSE I DON'T HIT WOMEN,

>> WHY NOT?! >> BECAUSE I DON'T HIT WOMEN, EVEN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES.

>> BECAUSE I DON'T HIT WOMEN, EVEN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES. >> COME ON.

EVEN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES. >> COME ON. >> NO, NO, VINNY!

>> COME ON. >> NO, NO, VINNY! IF YOU DO, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE

>> NO, NO, VINNY! IF YOU DO, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

IF YOU DO, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. >> I'LL DO IT.

YOU. >> I'LL DO IT. >> NO!

>> I'LL DO IT. >> NO! I'M NOT LETTING YOU OR ANYONE

>> NO! I'M NOT LETTING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE SMASH HER HEAD IN.

I'M NOT LETTING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE SMASH HER HEAD IN. IT'S THE STUFF.

ELSE SMASH HER HEAD IN. IT'S THE STUFF. IT'S NOT HER.

IT'S THE STUFF. IT'S NOT HER. IT'S JUST A BAD REACTION.

IT'S NOT HER. IT'S JUST A BAD REACTION. >> [ GROWLS ]

IT'S JUST A BAD REACTION. >> [ GROWLS ] >> SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D STILL

>> [ GROWLS ] >> SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D STILL WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER, EVEN IF

>> SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D STILL WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER, EVEN IF SHE JUST ATE SPIDER?!

WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER, EVEN IF SHE JUST ATE SPIDER?! >> YES.

SHE JUST ATE SPIDER?! >> YES. >> OH!

>> YES. >> OH! >> LOOK.

>> OH! >> LOOK. YOU GUYS JUST GO BACK UP TO THE

>> LOOK. YOU GUYS JUST GO BACK UP TO THE HOUSE.

YOU GUYS JUST GO BACK UP TO THE HOUSE. I'LL STAY WITH HER.

HOUSE. I'LL STAY WITH HER. SHE WON'T EAT ME.

I'LL STAY WITH HER. SHE WON'T EAT ME. SHE LOVES ME.

SHE WON'T EAT ME. SHE LOVES ME. GO!

SHE LOVES ME. GO! >> COME ON.

GO! >> COME ON. I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE.

>> [ GROWLS ] >> BABY, I KNOW YOU WANT TO EAT ME, BUT IT'S NOT YOU.

>> BABY, I KNOW YOU WANT TO EAT ME, BUT IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S THE DRUGS.

ME, BUT IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S THE DRUGS. >> [ ROARS ]

IT'S THE DRUGS. >> [ ROARS ] >> COME ON.

>> [ ROARS ] >> COME ON. YOU'RE JUST HAVING A BAD

>> COME ON. YOU'RE JUST HAVING A BAD REACTION.

YOU'RE JUST HAVING A BAD REACTION. WHY DON'T -- WHY DON'T WE JUST

REACTION. WHY DON'T -- WHY DON'T WE JUST LAY DOWN?

WHY DON'T -- WHY DON'T WE JUST LAY DOWN? TAKE A NAP?

LAY DOWN? TAKE A NAP? SLEEP IT OFF, MAYBE?

TAKE A NAP? SLEEP IT OFF, MAYBE? AAH!

SLEEP IT OFF, MAYBE? AAH! AAHHH!

AAH! AAHHH! OH, MY GOD, THIS SUCKS!

AAHHH! OH, MY GOD, THIS SUCKS! AAHHH!

[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

>> DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THE DRUGS? >> IT HAS TO BE.

DRUGS? >> IT HAS TO BE. >> I WONDER WHAT THE INITIAL

>> IT HAS TO BE. >> I WONDER WHAT THE INITIAL SIGNS ARE BESIDES ENDLESS

>> I WONDER WHAT THE INITIAL SIGNS ARE BESIDES ENDLESS HUNGER, NO INSTINCT FOR

SIGNS ARE BESIDES ENDLESS HUNGER, NO INSTINCT FOR SELF-SURVIVAL, AND WANDERING

HUNGER, NO INSTINCT FOR SELF-SURVIVAL, AND WANDERING AIMLESSLY?

SELF-SURVIVAL, AND WANDERING AIMLESSLY? ARE YOU SURE WE AREN'T ALREADY

AIMLESSLY? ARE YOU SURE WE AREN'T ALREADY ZOMBIES?

ARE YOU SURE WE AREN'T ALREADY ZOMBIES? [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

ZOMBIES? [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] >> [ SQUEALS ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] >> [ SQUEALS ] >> OPEN THE DOOR!

>> [ SQUEALS ] >> OPEN THE DOOR! >> WHY?!

>> OPEN THE DOOR! >> WHY?! >> WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

>> WHY?! >> WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU. >> ABOUT WHAT?!

>> WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU. >> ABOUT WHAT?! >> OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!

>> ABOUT WHAT?! >> OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR! >> WE CAN'T!

>> OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR! >> WE CAN'T! THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT THERE!

>> WE CAN'T! THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT THERE! >> [ CHUCKLES ]

THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT THERE! >> [ CHUCKLES ] ZOMBIES.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] ZOMBIES. >> ZOMBIES.

ZOMBIES. >> ZOMBIES. SEE...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU

>> ZOMBIES. SEE...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE SMOKING IN THERE?

SEE...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE SMOKING IN THERE? >> CERTAINLY NOT WHAT WE GAVE

PEOPLE SMOKING IN THERE? >> CERTAINLY NOT WHAT WE GAVE THEM.

>> CERTAINLY NOT WHAT WE GAVE THEM. [ BOTH LAUGH ]

THEM. [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> I HEARD THAT!

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> I HEARD THAT! YOU RIPPED US OFF!

>> I HEARD THAT! YOU RIPPED US OFF! >> HEY, YOU STOLE OUR NIECE'S --

YOU RIPPED US OFF! >> HEY, YOU STOLE OUR NIECE'S -- JIMMY'S NIECE'S BACKPACK.

>> HEY, YOU STOLE OUR NIECE'S -- JIMMY'S NIECE'S BACKPACK. >> YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE YOU GET

JIMMY'S NIECE'S BACKPACK. >> YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE YOU GET EATEN!

>> YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE YOU GET EATEN! >> OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!

EATEN! >> OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR! >> JIMMY, JIMMY.

>> OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR! >> JIMMY, JIMMY. RELAX -- YOUR HEART.

>> JIMMY, JIMMY. RELAX -- YOUR HEART. >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

RELAX -- YOUR HEART. >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, YOU SHITHEADS HAVE

IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, YOU SHITHEADS HAVE TILL THE COUNT OF THREE, AND I'M

ALL RIGHT, YOU SHITHEADS HAVE TILL THE COUNT OF THREE, AND I'M KICKING THE DOOR IN.

TILL THE COUNT OF THREE, AND I'M KICKING THE DOOR IN. THEN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE.

KICKING THE DOOR IN. THEN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE. >> ONE...

THEN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE. >> ONE... TWO...

>> ONE... TWO... >> ON TWO CONDITIONS!

TWO... >> ON TWO CONDITIONS! >> WHAT?

>> ON TWO CONDITIONS! >> WHAT? >> WHAT?

>> WHAT? >> WHAT? >> SWEAR YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.

>> WHAT? >> SWEAR YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE. [ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> SWEAR YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE. [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OKAY. I SWEAR.

OKAY. I SWEAR. >> WE'RE NOT ZOMBIES. I SWEAR.

I SWEAR. >> WE'RE NOT ZOMBIES. I SWEAR. >> AND IF WE TURN INTO ZOMBIES,

>> WE'RE NOT ZOMBIES. I SWEAR. >> AND IF WE TURN INTO ZOMBIES, YOU WON'T KILL US?

>> AND IF WE TURN INTO ZOMBIES, YOU WON'T KILL US? >> [ LAUGHS ]

YOU WON'T KILL US? >> [ LAUGHS ] CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?

>> [ LAUGHS ] CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT. ALL RIGHT, I SWEAR.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT. ALL RIGHT, I SWEAR. IF YOU TURN INTO ZOMBIES, WE

ALL RIGHT, I SWEAR. IF YOU TURN INTO ZOMBIES, WE WON'T KILL YOU.

IF YOU TURN INTO ZOMBIES, WE WON'T KILL YOU. >> WE WON'T KILL YOU.

WON'T KILL YOU. >> WE WON'T KILL YOU. >> NOW OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!

>> WE WON'T KILL YOU. >> NOW OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR! >> SHIT. WHAT THE HELL?

>> NOW OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR! >> SHIT. WHAT THE HELL? HEY, JIMMY! JIMMY!

>> SHIT. WHAT THE HELL? HEY, JIMMY! JIMMY! >> HEY! HEY!

HEY, JIMMY! JIMMY! >> HEY! HEY! GET OFF HIM!

>> HEY! HEY! GET OFF HIM! GET OFF! GET OFF!

GET OFF HIM! GET OFF! GET OFF! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TO

GET OFF! GET OFF! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TO HIM?

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TO HIM? >> EATING HIM.

HIM? >> EATING HIM. GET IN!

>> EATING HIM. GET IN! >> OH, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!

GET IN! >> OH, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?! >> ZOMBIES!

>> OH, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?! >> ZOMBIES! >> LIKE IN THE MOVIES?

>> ZOMBIES! >> LIKE IN THE MOVIES? >> NO, LIKE IN REAL LIFE.

>> LIKE IN THE MOVIES? >> NO, LIKE IN REAL LIFE. >> IS THIS REALLY TIME TO BE A

>> NO, LIKE IN REAL LIFE. >> IS THIS REALLY TIME TO BE A SMARTASS?

>> IS THIS REALLY TIME TO BE A SMARTASS? >> YEAH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

SMARTASS? >> YEAH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! >> HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?

>> YEAH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! >> HOW IS THIS MY FAULT? >> THE DRUGS -- THIS IS ALL

>> HOW IS THIS MY FAULT? >> THE DRUGS -- THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS.

>> THE DRUGS -- THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS. >> NOT MY DRUGS.

BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS. >> NOT MY DRUGS. >> WHY DID YOU SCREW US?

>> NOT MY DRUGS. >> WHY DID YOU SCREW US? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE US THE

>> WHY DID YOU SCREW US? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE US THE REAL THING?

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE US THE REAL THING? >> WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE.

REAL THING? >> WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN COPS.

>> WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN COPS. >> SERIOUSLY?

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN COPS. >> SERIOUSLY? >> YEAH, SERIOUSLY!

>> SERIOUSLY? >> YEAH, SERIOUSLY! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUST

>> YEAH, SERIOUSLY! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUST ANYMORE, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT A

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUST ANYMORE, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT A GOOD REFERENCE.

ANYMORE, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT A GOOD REFERENCE. >> [ Crying ] WHY ARE YOU HERE?

GOOD REFERENCE. >> [ Crying ] WHY ARE YOU HERE? >> I HEARD YOU WERE SELLING OUR

>> [ Crying ] WHY ARE YOU HERE? >> I HEARD YOU WERE SELLING OUR SHIT.

>> I HEARD YOU WERE SELLING OUR SHIT. SO, I BROUGHT YOU THE REAL

SHIT. SO, I BROUGHT YOU THE REAL STUFF.

SO, I BROUGHT YOU THE REAL STUFF. >> OH.

STUFF. >> OH. >> IT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS DO.

>> OH. >> IT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS DO. >> WHERE IS IT?

>> IT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS DO. >> WHERE IS IT? >> WHY?!

>> WHERE IS IT? >> WHY?! >> IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA

>> WHY?! >> IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE HIGH.

>> IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE HIGH. >> [ WHIMPERS ]

DIE HIGH. >> [ WHIMPERS ] >> IT'S IN MY CAR.

>> [ WHIMPERS ] >> IT'S IN MY CAR. I THINK THEY'RE GONE.

>> IT'S IN MY CAR. I THINK THEY'RE GONE. I'M GONNA MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

I THINK THEY'RE GONE. I'M GONNA MAKE A RUN FOR IT. WE'RE GONNA GO TO SOMEPLACE

I'M GONNA MAKE A RUN FOR IT. WE'RE GONNA GO TO SOMEPLACE SAFE.

WE'RE GONNA GO TO SOMEPLACE SAFE. BOBBY'S GOT MY KEYS!

SAFE. BOBBY'S GOT MY KEYS! >> WELL, IS IT UNLOCKED?

BOBBY'S GOT MY KEYS! >> WELL, IS IT UNLOCKED? >> YEAH.

>> WELL, IS IT UNLOCKED? >> YEAH. >> WE'LL TAKE MY CAR.

>> YEAH. >> WE'LL TAKE MY CAR. GO TO YOUR CAR AND GET OUR

>> WE'LL TAKE MY CAR. GO TO YOUR CAR AND GET OUR STUFF.

GO TO YOUR CAR AND GET OUR STUFF. >> LOOK.

STUFF. >> LOOK. YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ME.

>> LOOK. YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ME. >> MAN, YOU DO HAVE TRUST

YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ME. >> MAN, YOU DO HAVE TRUST ISSUES.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> BUDDY?

>> OH, SHIT!

WHO'S HIGHER? >> IS THIS A CONTEST? >> I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO

>> IS THIS A CONTEST? >> I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO SHOULD DRIVE.

>> I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO SHOULD DRIVE. >> LET'S SEE WHO CAN SAY THE

SHOULD DRIVE. >> LET'S SEE WHO CAN SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS FASTER.

>> LET'S SEE WHO CAN SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS FASTER. >> OKAY.

ALPHABET BACKWARDS FASTER. >> OKAY. >> GO!

>> OKAY. >> GO! >> Both: "Z," "Y"...

>> GO! >> Both: "Z," "Y"... >> DAMN IT, WHAT COMES BEFORE

>> Both: "Z," "Y"... >> DAMN IT, WHAT COMES BEFORE "Y"?

>> DAMN IT, WHAT COMES BEFORE "Y"? >> I DON'T KNOW. I FORGOT.

"Y"? >> I DON'T KNOW. I FORGOT. >> WHO CARES?

>> I DON'T KNOW. I FORGOT. >> WHO CARES? YOU WIN. YOU DRIVE.

>> WHO CARES? YOU WIN. YOU DRIVE. >> AAHHH!

YOU WIN. YOU DRIVE. >> AAHHH! [ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]

>> AAHHH! [ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] I HATE MY FUCKING MECHANIC!

[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] I HATE MY FUCKING MECHANIC! IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, I'M

I HATE MY FUCKING MECHANIC! IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, I'M SUING HIM.

IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, I'M SUING HIM. [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> [ HISSES ] >> ZOMBIE OR NOT, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH A

>> ZOMBIE OR NOT, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH A GIRL --

KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH A GIRL -- >> [ GROWLS ]

>> WELL, THAT WAS STUPID! >> OH, YOU DON'T WANT ANY? >> I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

>> OH, YOU DON'T WANT ANY? >> I DIDN'T SAY THAT! >> LET'S HOPE IT'S GOOD.

>> I DIDN'T SAY THAT! >> LET'S HOPE IT'S GOOD. GOOD -- VERY GOOD.

>> LET'S HOPE IT'S GOOD. GOOD -- VERY GOOD. >> [ COUGHS ]

GOOD -- VERY GOOD. >> [ COUGHS ] >> WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> [ COUGHS ] >> WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> MY NOSE IS BURNING.

>> WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> MY NOSE IS BURNING. OH, MY NOSE IS BURNING!

>> MY NOSE IS BURNING. OH, MY NOSE IS BURNING! OOH.

OH, MY NOSE IS BURNING! OOH. I THINK...

OOH. I THINK... >> YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.

I THINK... >> YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD. >> I THINK IT'S HAPPENING.

>> YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD. >> I THINK IT'S HAPPENING. OH!

>> I THINK IT'S HAPPENING. OH! >> YOU OKAY?

OH! >> YOU OKAY? OH, MY GOD.

>> YOU OKAY? OH, MY GOD. DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS.

OH, MY GOD. DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS. VINNY, COME ON!

DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS. VINNY, COME ON! YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.

VINNY, COME ON! YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE. PLEASE!

YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE. PLEASE! SPEAK TO ME!

PLEASE! SPEAK TO ME! >> [ GROANS ]

SPEAK TO ME! >> [ GROANS ] THERE YOU ARE!

>> [ GROANS ] THERE YOU ARE! >> [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

THERE YOU ARE! >> [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] >> DON'T BOTHER.

>> [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] >> DON'T BOTHER. YOU'RE A ZOMBIE NOW.

>> DON'T BOTHER. YOU'RE A ZOMBIE NOW. YOU LOST THAT PRIVILEGE.

YOU'RE A ZOMBIE NOW. YOU LOST THAT PRIVILEGE. BUT DON'T WORRY.

YOU LOST THAT PRIVILEGE. BUT DON'T WORRY. I PRACTICALLY DUG THAT GRAVE ALL

BUT DON'T WORRY. I PRACTICALLY DUG THAT GRAVE ALL THE WAY TO HELL JUST FOR YOU,

I PRACTICALLY DUG THAT GRAVE ALL THE WAY TO HELL JUST FOR YOU, BROTHER.

THE WAY TO HELL JUST FOR YOU, BROTHER. THAT IS WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO,

BROTHER. THAT IS WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO, RIGHT?

THAT IS WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO, RIGHT? [ BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE ]

RIGHT? [ BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE ] HMM...

[ BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE ] HMM... WELL, THERE MAY BE ONE LAST

HMM... WELL, THERE MAY BE ONE LAST CHANCE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM

WELL, THERE MAY BE ONE LAST CHANCE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION.

CHANCE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION. BUT YOU'D HAVE TO REALLY WANT

ETERNAL DAMNATION. BUT YOU'D HAVE TO REALLY WANT THAT CHANCE.

BUT YOU'D HAVE TO REALLY WANT THAT CHANCE. DO YOU REALLY WANT IT?

OKAY. BLINK YOUR EYES THREE TIMES AND SAY TO YOURSELF, "I WILL NO

BLINK YOUR EYES THREE TIMES AND SAY TO YOURSELF, "I WILL NO LONGER DO DRUGS."

SAY TO YOURSELF, "I WILL NO LONGER DO DRUGS." DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

LONGER DO DRUGS." DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. BUT YOU HAVE TO REALLY MEAN IT.

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. BUT YOU HAVE TO REALLY MEAN IT. OTHERWISE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK,

BUT YOU HAVE TO REALLY MEAN IT. OTHERWISE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK, OKAY?

OTHERWISE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK, OKAY? ALL RIGHT. DO IT.

OKAY? ALL RIGHT. DO IT. GOOD JOB, DOROTHY!

ALL RIGHT. DO IT. GOOD JOB, DOROTHY! NOW REMEMBER.

GOOD JOB, DOROTHY! NOW REMEMBER. NO MORE CHANCES.

NOW REMEMBER. NO MORE CHANCES. YOU USED THEM ALL UP, OKAY?

NO MORE CHANCES. YOU USED THEM ALL UP, OKAY? >> [ GASPS ]

YOU USED THEM ALL UP, OKAY? >> [ GASPS ] [ PANTING ]

>> [ GASPS ] [ PANTING ] >> OH, GOOD.

[ PANTING ] >> OH, GOOD. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

>> OH, GOOD. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. >> OH.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. >> OH. [ PANTING ]

DID KARA DIE? >> NO. WE THOUGHT YOU ALMOST DID...

>> NO. WE THOUGHT YOU ALMOST DID... AT FIRST, ANYWAY.

WE THOUGHT YOU ALMOST DID... AT FIRST, ANYWAY. BUT THEN, YOU STARTED TALKING TO

AT FIRST, ANYWAY. BUT THEN, YOU STARTED TALKING TO YOURSELF ABOUT ZOMBIES AND

BUT THEN, YOU STARTED TALKING TO YOURSELF ABOUT ZOMBIES AND BURYING PEOPLE.

YOURSELF ABOUT ZOMBIES AND BURYING PEOPLE. IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING...

BURYING PEOPLE. IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING... UNTIL YOU FREAKED OUT.

IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING... UNTIL YOU FREAKED OUT. >> FREAKED OUT?

UNTIL YOU FREAKED OUT. >> FREAKED OUT? >> YEAH.

>> FREAKED OUT? >> YEAH. SORT OF.

>> YEAH. SORT OF. >> LOOK AT VINNY!

SORT OF. >> LOOK AT VINNY! YOU'RE THE MAN!

>> LOOK AT VINNY! YOU'RE THE MAN! >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH VINNY?!

YOU'RE THE MAN! >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH VINNY?! >> GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH VINNY?! >> GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

>> GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY! RELAX!

GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY! RELAX! LOOK. HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.

RELAX! LOOK. HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME. LOOK AT HIS FACE.

LOOK. HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME. LOOK AT HIS FACE. HE'S SMILING.

LOOK AT HIS FACE. HE'S SMILING. THERE YOU GO, VINNY!

HE'S SMILING. THERE YOU GO, VINNY! >> [ Straining ] ZOMBIE...

THERE YOU GO, VINNY! >> [ Straining ] ZOMBIE... DRUGS!

>> [ Straining ] ZOMBIE... DRUGS! >> ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

DRUGS! >> ZOMBIE...DRUGS! ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

>> ZOMBIE...DRUGS! ZOMBIE...DRUGS! [ Echoing ] ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

ZOMBIE...DRUGS! [ Echoing ] ZOMBIE...DRUGS! >> WHERE ARE KARA AND SEBASTIAN?

[ Echoing ] ZOMBIE...DRUGS! >> WHERE ARE KARA AND SEBASTIAN? >> MAKING MORE OF THE GOOD

>> WHERE ARE KARA AND SEBASTIAN? >> MAKING MORE OF THE GOOD STUFF.

>> MAKING MORE OF THE GOOD STUFF. MAX AND STONE TOOK THE

STUFF. MAX AND STONE TOOK THE ZOMBIE DRUG TO THEIR FRATERNITY

MAX AND STONE TOOK THE ZOMBIE DRUG TO THEIR FRATERNITY PARTY.

ZOMBIE DRUG TO THEIR FRATERNITY PARTY. IT WAS A SMASH!

PARTY. IT WAS A SMASH! >> REALLY?

IT WAS A SMASH! >> REALLY? SO, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD A

>> REALLY? SO, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD A BAD REACTION?

SO, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD A BAD REACTION? >> SO FAR.

BAD REACTION? >> SO FAR. >> Oh.

>> SO FAR. >> Oh. >> HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GET RID

>> Oh. >> HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR HANGOVER, I'VE GOT SOME

>> HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR HANGOVER, I'VE GOT SOME MORE OF THAT OXY.

OF YOUR HANGOVER, I'VE GOT SOME MORE OF THAT OXY. >> NO, THANKS, ACTUALLY.

MORE OF THAT OXY. >> NO, THANKS, ACTUALLY. I'M ENJOYING IT.

>> NO, THANKS, ACTUALLY. I'M ENJOYING IT. >> BABE, WE NEED TO START

I'M ENJOYING IT. >> BABE, WE NEED TO START TREATING THAT SHIT LIKE GOLD.

>> BABE, WE NEED TO START TREATING THAT SHIT LIKE GOLD. HA, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?

TREATING THAT SHIT LIKE GOLD. HA, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER? YOU WERE FUNNY AS HELL LAST

HA, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER? YOU WERE FUNNY AS HELL LAST NIGHT!

YOU WERE FUNNY AS HELL LAST NIGHT! YOU GOT TO TRY THIS.

NIGHT! YOU GOT TO TRY THIS. IT'S KILLER.

YOU GOT TO TRY THIS. IT'S KILLER. THIS STUFF IS KILLER.

IT'S KILLER. THIS STUFF IS KILLER. THERE'S NO END TO THE

THIS STUFF IS KILLER. THERE'S NO END TO THE POSSIBILITIES.

THERE'S NO END TO THE POSSIBILITIES. >> [ SNIFFS ]

POSSIBILITIES. >> [ SNIFFS ] UGH!

>> [ SNIFFS ] UGH! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

UGH! WHAT IS THAT SMELL? >> SECRET INGREDIENT.

WHAT IS THAT SMELL? >> SECRET INGREDIENT. USED KITTY LITTER.

>> SECRET INGREDIENT. USED KITTY LITTER. I KNOW IT SMELLS BAD, BUT THE

USED KITTY LITTER. I KNOW IT SMELLS BAD, BUT THE HIGH IS SO WORTH IT.

I KNOW IT SMELLS BAD, BUT THE HIGH IS SO WORTH IT. >> No.

HIGH IS SO WORTH IT. >> No. >> YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY IT.

>> No. >> YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY IT. >> NOT NOW.

>> YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY IT. >> NOT NOW. HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR

>> NOT NOW. HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR A SECOND?

HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR A SECOND? YEAH, I --

A SECOND? YEAH, I -- >> HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT

YEAH, I -- >> HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT ANOTHER TIME?

>> HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT ANOTHER TIME? I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

ANOTHER TIME? I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHOLE PROCESS HERE.

I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHOLE PROCESS HERE. WE GOT LOTS OF ORDERS TO FILL.

WHOLE PROCESS HERE. WE GOT LOTS OF ORDERS TO FILL. COOL?

WE GOT LOTS OF ORDERS TO FILL. COOL? >> ALL RIGHT.

COOL? >> ALL RIGHT. >> HEY, VINNY?

>> ALL RIGHT. >> HEY, VINNY? COOL, MAN.

>> HEY, VINNY? COOL, MAN. >> COOL.

COOL, MAN. >> COOL. YEAH.

[ SIGHS ]

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] >> WAIT! WAIT UP.

>> WAIT! WAIT UP. CAN I COME WITH YOU?

WAIT UP. CAN I COME WITH YOU? >> I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO

CAN I COME WITH YOU? >> I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO WHERE I'M GOING.

>> I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO WHERE I'M GOING. >> REHAB.

WHERE I'M GOING. >> REHAB. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> REHAB. >> [ CHUCKLES ] HOW DID YOU KNOW?

>> [ CHUCKLES ] HOW DID YOU KNOW? >> LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE LOTS OF

HOW DID YOU KNOW? >> LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE LOTS OF EXPERIENCE.

>> LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE LOTS OF EXPERIENCE. >> I'M SERIOUS, THOUGH.

EXPERIENCE. >> I'M SERIOUS, THOUGH. I'M NOT JUST TAKING A BREAK.

>> I'M SERIOUS, THOUGH. I'M NOT JUST TAKING A BREAK. >> ME TOO.

I'M NOT JUST TAKING A BREAK. >> ME TOO. >> HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN

>> ME TOO. >> HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?

>> HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? >> A FEW.

THERE? >> A FEW. LAST NIGHT FREAKED ME OUT, TOO.

>> A FEW. LAST NIGHT FREAKED ME OUT, TOO. I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW.

LAST NIGHT FREAKED ME OUT, TOO. I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW. >> YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR HOUSE.

I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW. >> YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR HOUSE. >> IT'S ALREADY IN FORECLOSURE.

>> YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR HOUSE. >> IT'S ALREADY IN FORECLOSURE. AND MY CAR'S ABOUT TO BE

>> IT'S ALREADY IN FORECLOSURE. AND MY CAR'S ABOUT TO BE REPOSSESSED.

AND MY CAR'S ABOUT TO BE REPOSSESSED. I'M A FREE WOMAN.

REPOSSESSED. I'M A FREE WOMAN. >> WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR

I'M A FREE WOMAN. >> WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND?

>> WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND? >> LAST TIME I HEARD, HE'LL BE

BOYFRIEND? >> LAST TIME I HEARD, HE'LL BE THERE, TOO.

>> LAST TIME I HEARD, HE'LL BE THERE, TOO. >> COOL.

THERE, TOO. >> COOL. CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM.

>> COOL. CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM. >> ME TOO.

CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM. >> ME TOO. >> GET IN HERE.

>> ME TOO. >> GET IN HERE. [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

ARE WE DOING THIS? >> ♪ IT WAS ONLY A SECOND ♪ BUT IT SEEMS

>> ♪ IT WAS ONLY A SECOND ♪ BUT IT SEEMS LIKE A LIFETIME AGO ♪

♪ BUT IT SEEMS LIKE A LIFETIME AGO ♪ >> NO TURNING BACK.

LIKE A LIFETIME AGO ♪ >> NO TURNING BACK. >> ALL RIGHT.

>> NO TURNING BACK. >> ALL RIGHT. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

>> ALL RIGHT. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] ♪ ...WITH STILL SUCH A LONG WAY

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] ♪ ...WITH STILL SUCH A LONG WAY TO GO ♪

♪ ...WITH STILL SUCH A LONG WAY TO GO ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M OUT OF APOLOGIES

TO GO ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M OUT OF APOLOGIES ♪ WON'T YOU PUT ME

♪ WHEN I'M OUT OF APOLOGIES ♪ WON'T YOU PUT ME OUT OF YOUR MISERY? ♪

♪ WON'T YOU PUT ME OUT OF YOUR MISERY? ♪ ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE

OUT OF YOUR MISERY? ♪ ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I BOUGHT IT ♪

♪ CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I BOUGHT IT ♪ [ EXPLOSION, GLASS SHATTERS ]

THAT I BOUGHT IT ♪ [ EXPLOSION, GLASS SHATTERS ] >> BABY, ARE YOU OKAY?

[ EXPLOSION, GLASS SHATTERS ] >> BABY, ARE YOU OKAY? >> THAT HURT.

>> BABY, ARE YOU OKAY? >> THAT HURT. I GUESS THOSE TWO THINGS DON'T

>> THAT HURT. I GUESS THOSE TWO THINGS DON'T BELONG TOGETHER.

I GUESS THOSE TWO THINGS DON'T BELONG TOGETHER. >> OH!

BELONG TOGETHER. >> OH! [ CHUCKLES ]

>> ♪ WHOA-OH-OH ♪ WHOA-OH-WHOA OH-OH-OH ♪ WHOA-OH-OH-OH

♪ WHOA-OH-WHOA OH-OH-OH ♪ WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪ WHOA-OH-WHOA OH-OH-OH

♪ NOTHING TO MISS AT A TIME LIKE NOW, IN A PLACE LIKE THIS ♪

AT A TIME LIKE NOW, IN A PLACE LIKE THIS ♪ ♪ SO COME ON

IN A PLACE LIKE THIS ♪ ♪ SO COME ON ♪ LET'S GO

♪ SO COME ON ♪ LET'S GO ♪ ARE YOU IN OR OUT?

♪ LET'S GO ♪ ARE YOU IN OR OUT? ♪ WON'T YOU JUST SAY SO?

♪ ARE YOU IN OR OUT? ♪ WON'T YOU JUST SAY SO? ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S TIME

♪ WON'T YOU JUST SAY SO? ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR MOVING ON ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR MOVING ON ♪ ♪ WHEN PART OF YOU'S

FOR MOVING ON ♪ ♪ WHEN PART OF YOU'S ALREADY GONE ♪

♪ WHEN PART OF YOU'S ALREADY GONE ♪ ♪ AND I STILL REMEMBER

ALREADY GONE ♪ ♪ AND I STILL REMEMBER EVERY WORD YOU SAID ♪

♪ AND I STILL REMEMBER EVERY WORD YOU SAID ♪ ♪ EVERY WORD YOU SAID

EVERY WORD YOU SAID ♪ ♪ EVERY WORD YOU SAID ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME

♪ EVERY WORD YOU SAID ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO ♪

♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO ♪ ♪ THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US

AND HERE WE GO ♪ ♪ THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US ♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END

♪ THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US ♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END ♪ THIS IS WHERE

♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END ♪ THIS IS WHERE THE PAST BEGINS ♪

♪ THIS IS WHERE THE PAST BEGINS ♪ ♪ YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO

THE PAST BEGINS ♪ ♪ YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US ♪

♪ YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US ♪ ♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END

WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US ♪ ♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END ♪ THIS IS WHERE

♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END ♪ THIS IS WHERE THE PAST BEGINS ♪

♪ THIS IS WHERE THE PAST BEGINS ♪ ♪ IT'S SO GOOD TO KNOW

THE PAST BEGINS ♪ ♪ IT'S SO GOOD TO KNOW ♪ YOU CAN FEEL SO STRANGE

♪ IT'S SO GOOD TO KNOW ♪ YOU CAN FEEL SO STRANGE IN A PLACE CALLED HOME ♪

♪ YOU CAN FEEL SO STRANGE IN A PLACE CALLED HOME ♪ ♪ IT REMINDS ME OF

IN A PLACE CALLED HOME ♪ ♪ IT REMINDS ME OF WAYS I DISAPPOINTED YOU,

♪ IT REMINDS ME OF WAYS I DISAPPOINTED YOU, MY LOVE ♪

WAYS I DISAPPOINTED YOU, MY LOVE ♪ ♪ AND WITH ALL THIS TIME

MY LOVE ♪ ♪ AND WITH ALL THIS TIME TO KILL,

♪ AND WITH ALL THIS TIME TO KILL, IF I CAN MAKE THIS RIGHT,

TO KILL, IF I CAN MAKE THIS RIGHT, I WILL ♪

IF I CAN MAKE THIS RIGHT, I WILL ♪ ♪ AND I STILL REMEMBER

I WILL ♪ ♪ AND I STILL REMEMBER EVERY WORD YOU SAID ♪

♪ AND I STILL REMEMBER EVERY WORD YOU SAID ♪ ♪ EVERY WORD YOU SAID

EVERY WORD YOU SAID ♪ ♪ EVERY WORD YOU SAID ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME

♪ EVERY WORD YOU SAID ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO ♪

♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO ♪ ♪ THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US

AND HERE WE GO ♪ ♪ THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US ♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END

♪ THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US ♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END ♪ THIS IS WHERE

♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END ♪ THIS IS WHERE THE PAST BEGINS ♪

♪ THIS IS WHERE THE PAST BEGINS ♪ ♪ YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO

THE PAST BEGINS ♪ ♪ YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US ♪

♪ YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US ♪ ♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END

WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US ♪ ♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END ♪ THIS IS WHERE

♪ THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END ♪ THIS IS WHERE THE PAST BEGINS ♪

♪ THIS IS WHERE THE PAST BEGINS ♪ ♪ I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PERFECT

THE PAST BEGINS ♪ ♪ I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PERFECT ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT,

♪ I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PERFECT ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT, JUST A LITTLE BIT C-C-CLOSER ♪

♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT, JUST A LITTLE BIT C-C-CLOSER ♪ ♪ AND A LITTLE FARTHER

JUST A LITTLE BIT C-C-CLOSER ♪ ♪ AND A LITTLE FARTHER FROM

♪ AND A LITTLE FARTHER FROM SIMPLE COMPLICATIONS ♪

FROM SIMPLE COMPLICATIONS ♪ ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME

SIMPLE COMPLICATIONS ♪ ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO ♪

♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO ♪ ♪ THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US