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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:20,185 --> 00:00:25,185 Subtitles by explosiveskull 3 00:00:26,057 --> 00:00:28,926 Dude, first day of high school. 4 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,961 Oh, you are so lucky. 5 00:00:30,963 --> 00:00:33,063 What I'd give to go back and do it all again, 6 00:00:33,065 --> 00:00:35,432 exactly the same way. 7 00:00:35,434 --> 00:00:36,767 Star quarterback, 8 00:00:36,769 --> 00:00:38,135 - prom king... - Prom king. 9 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:39,303 Class vice-president. 10 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:41,938 All the glory, none of the responsibility. 11 00:00:41,940 --> 00:00:44,043 I know, Dad. I've heard it a thousand times. 12 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:46,209 Remember what I told you. 13 00:00:46,211 --> 00:00:47,277 Be popular. 14 00:00:47,279 --> 00:00:48,344 It's the best. 15 00:00:48,346 --> 00:00:49,913 Check. Whatever. 16 00:00:49,915 --> 00:00:50,847 Don't forget that. 17 00:00:50,849 --> 00:00:52,551 See you tonight. 18 00:01:05,063 --> 00:01:05,995 Ready? 19 00:01:05,997 --> 00:01:07,466 As I'll ever be. 20 00:01:11,403 --> 00:01:12,539 Cole. 21 00:01:13,772 --> 00:01:16,042 Stop trying to peek at Maddy's nipples. 22 00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:18,477 Oh, my God! Dad! 23 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,177 Sorry about that. 24 00:01:21,179 --> 00:01:23,147 He doesn't know he's an adult. 25 00:01:24,816 --> 00:01:25,915 You wanna race? 26 00:01:25,917 --> 00:01:28,321 Nah. Not today. 27 00:01:29,455 --> 00:01:30,390 Afraid you'll lose? 28 00:01:30,789 --> 00:01:32,456 Ha! 29 00:01:32,458 --> 00:01:33,724 Yeah, you're right. 30 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:37,828 'Cause I mean, boys are just so much faster and stronger. 31 00:01:37,830 --> 00:01:39,366 And total suckers. 32 00:01:39,965 --> 00:01:41,432 Thanks for the headstart. 33 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,766 Oh, shit. 34 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:44,367 Incoming freshman Maddy Dadner 35 00:01:44,369 --> 00:01:47,539 is on point to finally beat her arch rival Cole Reed. 36 00:01:48,974 --> 00:01:50,342 And the crowd goes wild. 37 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,180 I don't want people to think I'm a loser. 38 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:57,948 Worse case you always have me. 39 00:01:57,950 --> 00:01:59,782 At school and next door. 40 00:01:59,784 --> 00:02:01,220 - True. - Oh, hey. Hold on. 41 00:02:08,527 --> 00:02:09,863 Whoa! 42 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:11,598 Thanks. 43 00:02:17,168 --> 00:02:19,937 But, uh, do you really think high school's gonna be 44 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:21,141 all that different from middle school? 45 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:22,806 Probably not. 46 00:02:22,808 --> 00:02:25,109 It's all the same kids we've known since kindergarten. 47 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:27,480 How much could people really change in three months? 48 00:02:46,999 --> 00:02:48,468 Go on, I'll meet you at class. 49 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:50,203 Oh, okay. 50 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:53,037 What's up, bro! 51 00:02:57,676 --> 00:02:59,379 Look at those tighty whiteys. 52 00:03:00,011 --> 00:03:01,547 Nice to meet you, tiny. 53 00:03:12,524 --> 00:03:14,059 Guess who got a new nickname. 54 00:03:24,602 --> 00:03:25,872 What's up, Tighty? 55 00:03:26,571 --> 00:03:29,338 Ooh, Tighty. Fantastic, baby. 56 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:30,510 Keeping it clean, Tighty? 57 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:37,247 Hey, Tighty. 58 00:03:37,249 --> 00:03:39,116 You think you're fooling people with those headphones, 59 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:41,418 but I know you've been listening and keeping track 60 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:43,287 of how many times you've been called Tighty, 61 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:45,825 because you're totally lame and obsessed with your shitty nickname. 62 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:47,858 Good morning, City. 63 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:49,392 The only thing "good" about this morning 64 00:03:49,394 --> 00:03:51,463 is that it's one day closer to graduation. 65 00:03:53,165 --> 00:03:54,034 Oh, no. 66 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:56,900 You are an inspiration. 67 00:03:56,902 --> 00:03:58,602 The M&Ms are goddesses. 68 00:03:58,604 --> 00:04:01,604 The M&Ms are called that because their first names are Maddy and Marissa, 69 00:04:01,606 --> 00:04:03,042 which starts with an "M". 70 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,456 Sup, Stuffs? 71 00:04:17,723 --> 00:04:19,925 Come on, Maddy. G2G. 72 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:24,394 It's Stufts, with a "T". 73 00:04:24,396 --> 00:04:25,564 Not "stuffs". 74 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:28,264 Why do you even try anymore. 75 00:04:28,266 --> 00:04:30,067 You know they don't listen to you. 76 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:31,634 It's the principle of the thing. 77 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:39,709 Principal Statszill here. 78 00:04:39,711 --> 00:04:41,745 Welcoming all you sexy young things 79 00:04:41,747 --> 00:04:43,045 back from spring break. 80 00:04:43,047 --> 00:04:44,680 Prom is just around the corner. 81 00:04:44,682 --> 00:04:46,550 Don't wait to find a date. 82 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:50,286 The last thing you want is to squander the greatest night of your young life 83 00:04:50,288 --> 00:04:53,259 on some third tier loser from AP Cal. 84 00:04:54,292 --> 00:04:57,326 So consider this your official "save the date" 85 00:04:57,328 --> 00:05:00,797 for May 17th, the night of the big "P". 86 00:05:00,799 --> 00:05:02,232 Prom, that is. 87 00:05:02,234 --> 00:05:03,233 Good day. 88 00:05:06,605 --> 00:05:07,838 Alrighty, then. 89 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,976 Group study time. Pair up, pair, up, pair up. 90 00:05:12,744 --> 00:05:14,310 Tig. 91 00:05:14,312 --> 00:05:16,413 Tig. Tig. 92 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:21,387 Eat a bowl of dicks! 93 00:05:23,021 --> 00:05:25,189 Could you please focus on something other than 94 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:27,624 making your peers hate themselves? 95 00:05:27,626 --> 00:05:29,158 Now go ahead and take out your phones 96 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,230 and use them in ways your parents and I will never understand. 97 00:05:34,432 --> 00:05:35,601 Well, what do we have... 98 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:37,167 Come on! 99 00:05:37,169 --> 00:05:39,235 You can't hide your drawings from me forever. 100 00:05:39,237 --> 00:05:41,071 Only until they're finished. 101 00:05:41,073 --> 00:05:43,206 When's that? 2047? 102 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:44,507 May 17th. 103 00:05:44,509 --> 00:05:46,310 The art school I've applied to is hosting a gallery night, 104 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:48,177 and that's where I'll show my drawings. 105 00:05:48,179 --> 00:05:50,413 That is the best news ever. 106 00:05:50,415 --> 00:05:53,285 Thank you for officially giving me a reason to miss prom. 107 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:57,954 Hey, guess what I'm doing on May 17th. 108 00:05:57,956 --> 00:05:59,689 Um, nobody cares. 109 00:05:59,691 --> 00:06:01,190 I'm going to Cole's art show 110 00:06:01,192 --> 00:06:03,128 and everyone else can suck it. 111 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:04,831 Freak. 112 00:06:06,564 --> 00:06:09,334 Oh. What do we have here? 113 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:11,535 Cole on Instagram. 114 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,769 And where is he at? 115 00:06:12,771 --> 00:06:15,175 Oh, of course. Maddy Dadner's feed. 116 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,510 It's just for inspiration. 117 00:06:18,343 --> 00:06:19,810 From Maddy's feed? 118 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:22,980 Why can't you pick one of the other 16 billion girls on Instagram? 119 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:26,016 Come on. Everyone is on her feed. 120 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,451 Did you guys see Maddy's eyebrows from last weekend? 121 00:06:28,453 --> 00:06:30,055 Oh! On fleek. 122 00:06:30,788 --> 00:06:32,422 There's a very specific reason 123 00:06:32,424 --> 00:06:34,992 why she has the most followers in the entire school. 124 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:37,026 Because no one's monitoring pervy old dudes 125 00:06:37,028 --> 00:06:38,327 who don't want to pay for porn. 126 00:06:38,329 --> 00:06:39,295 Sad but true. 127 00:06:39,297 --> 00:06:41,367 But it is also because of her hair. 128 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:43,699 Every day since freshman year, 129 00:06:43,701 --> 00:06:45,002 Maddy's had a different hairstyle 130 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,472 and posted a photo of every single one. 131 00:06:49,107 --> 00:06:50,673 Stalker. 132 00:06:50,675 --> 00:06:52,908 Even you can't resist the M&M's. 133 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:54,644 The M&M's are an inspiration. 134 00:06:54,646 --> 00:06:56,178 The M&M's are goddesses. 135 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:59,115 - The M&M's are... - Not even here right now. 136 00:06:59,117 --> 00:07:01,018 What is wrong with all of you? 137 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,653 Like you're innocent. 138 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,754 I know you still talk to Maddy sometimes. 139 00:07:04,756 --> 00:07:07,189 Yeah. And I self loathe for it. 140 00:07:07,191 --> 00:07:08,759 I look at myself in the mirror and say, 141 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,830 "Stupid bitch, she stole your boyfriend." 142 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:17,434 I am running up lines for a play. 143 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,935 Oh. Oh, yeah. 144 00:07:19,937 --> 00:07:21,940 I know that play, okay? 145 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:23,810 I live that play. 146 00:07:30,949 --> 00:07:33,617 Charles Adams may not have been accepted by 147 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,584 his presidential father, John, 148 00:07:35,586 --> 00:07:37,420 but you can find acceptance 149 00:07:37,422 --> 00:07:39,024 by fitting in. 150 00:07:41,526 --> 00:07:43,894 Tighty and Stuffs. 151 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:45,398 That's a match made in heaven. 152 00:07:45,963 --> 00:07:48,834 It's "Stufts" with a "T". 153 00:07:49,434 --> 00:07:50,435 Idiot. 154 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:57,408 Hi, Maddy. 155 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:58,410 Oh, my God. Your hair looks great today, Maddy. 156 00:08:01,513 --> 00:08:03,413 I can't believe we used to be friends with them. 157 00:08:03,415 --> 00:08:05,115 Wish I'd never met a single one of them. 158 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:06,850 In a way I used to be them, 159 00:08:06,852 --> 00:08:08,218 so there is a one. 160 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:10,886 Easy with the riddles, Master Baggins. 161 00:08:10,888 --> 00:08:13,055 Actually, if you were still a "them", 162 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,790 we wouldn't be friends. 163 00:08:14,792 --> 00:08:17,326 Can we please not bring up the incident that brought us together, Tighty? 164 00:08:17,328 --> 00:08:19,896 We've rehashed that one enough to make a breakfast. 165 00:08:19,898 --> 00:08:20,997 And a second breakfast. 166 00:08:20,999 --> 00:08:22,535 - Or elevenses. - You need to stop that. 167 00:08:24,970 --> 00:08:26,903 What do you think about this one? 168 00:08:26,905 --> 00:08:29,072 I feel like it captures the essence of high school. 169 00:08:29,074 --> 00:08:31,576 Sports, winning, Kane and I. 170 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:33,913 IDK. 171 00:08:34,646 --> 00:08:36,015 Well, what about... 172 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:38,914 this one? 173 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:41,485 Shouldn't we use photos of, like, the whole squad, 174 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:42,652 not just you and Kane? 175 00:08:42,654 --> 00:08:43,953 Well, sure. But we discussed having 176 00:08:43,955 --> 00:08:46,022 an aspirational power couple pic of Kane and I. 177 00:08:46,024 --> 00:08:48,091 I just have to find the best one. 178 00:08:48,093 --> 00:08:49,658 Why don't we just do a collage of your hair pics 179 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:50,929 and call it a day? 180 00:08:51,863 --> 00:08:53,296 Marissa, are you riled? 181 00:08:53,298 --> 00:08:54,530 No. 182 00:08:54,532 --> 00:08:56,298 But if you could stop being a selfish pigeon for one sec, 183 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,234 that would be great. 184 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:59,436 Did you just call me a pidge? 185 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:00,573 So what if I did? 186 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:07,979 How dare you? 187 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:15,454 Come on. You know I would never betray you like that. 188 00:09:17,054 --> 00:09:18,587 Go with the football pic. 189 00:09:18,589 --> 00:09:19,789 It's more iconic. 190 00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:20,992 Like a Taylor Swift song. 191 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:23,029 Oh, you're so right. 192 00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:25,428 Now onto the group shots. 193 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:28,030 I'm going to the ladies' room. Be right back 194 00:09:28,032 --> 00:09:29,000 Wow. 195 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,499 What? 196 00:09:30,501 --> 00:09:32,201 Marissa, I'm so impressed. 197 00:09:32,203 --> 00:09:33,205 No abbreviation. 198 00:09:33,838 --> 00:09:35,241 Laughing out loud. 199 00:09:43,748 --> 00:09:45,317 She needs to take this. 200 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,923 Hey, M, you forgot your... 201 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:54,526 You pidge! 202 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,427 Maddy, it's not what it looks like. 203 00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:59,830 So it's not my boyfriend and best friend making out, 204 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:01,534 but rather some optical illusion of that? 205 00:10:03,801 --> 00:10:05,504 Well, if you believe that, then, yes. 206 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,003 Oh, my God. 207 00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:09,272 You? I can't even... This... 208 00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:11,173 Yeah, Maddy. You're right. 209 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,174 Oh, fuck it. 210 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,445 It's not what it looks like. 211 00:10:16,548 --> 00:10:18,117 Mm. 212 00:10:20,285 --> 00:10:21,353 Believe it. 213 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,567 Maddy, what's wrong? 214 00:10:35,132 --> 00:10:36,168 Nothing. 215 00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:38,969 Everything. 216 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,471 Kane didn't do something without consent, did he? 217 00:10:41,473 --> 00:10:43,208 - What? - No. 218 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,342 I mean, yeah, he did. 219 00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:47,677 Oh, not my baby! 220 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:48,979 - Oh, gosh! - Not my baby! 221 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,380 - Call the police. - It's not like that. 222 00:10:51,382 --> 00:10:52,982 Thank God. 223 00:10:52,984 --> 00:10:54,985 Confrontation remains a challenge for me. 224 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,385 That and dairy. 225 00:10:56,387 --> 00:10:58,120 I hate high school. 226 00:10:58,122 --> 00:11:00,258 I just want it to be over. 227 00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:02,692 Whoa. Really? 228 00:11:02,694 --> 00:11:03,994 But... 229 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,629 Honey, honey. Listen. I wanna tell you something. 230 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,397 Your father and I, we can relate. 231 00:11:07,399 --> 00:11:08,532 Our high school years, 232 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:11,033 they were pretty much the equivalent of being 233 00:11:11,035 --> 00:11:13,370 locked in an emotional prison 234 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,937 of constant ridicule 235 00:11:14,939 --> 00:11:16,206 and torture. 236 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,575 Your father got the living crap kicked out of him 237 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:19,975 on a daily basis. 238 00:11:19,977 --> 00:11:22,778 And I was called a greasy headed troll. 239 00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:25,414 Everything happens for a good reason. 240 00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:26,816 Even though it may feel 241 00:11:26,818 --> 00:11:29,554 horribly humiliating and punishing and cruel. 242 00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:31,453 At... At the time. 243 00:11:31,455 --> 00:11:32,991 I don't like it. 244 00:11:36,093 --> 00:11:39,162 I never thought that perfect popular kids in school 245 00:11:39,164 --> 00:11:41,331 had anything to get this upset about. 246 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,434 Well... 247 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,872 Maybe she's not that popular. 248 00:11:47,939 --> 00:11:50,343 Oh, no, honey. Your father didn't mean it. 249 00:11:50,775 --> 00:11:51,910 Honey... 250 00:11:52,209 --> 00:11:53,245 I... 251 00:11:54,011 --> 00:11:55,448 We're bad parents. 252 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:56,980 Ditto to that. 253 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,523 What's up! 254 00:12:07,525 --> 00:12:08,991 Jesus! 255 00:12:08,993 --> 00:12:11,027 Why can't you just pop your head in 256 00:12:11,029 --> 00:12:13,663 and ask me how my day was, like any other human father? 257 00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:14,764 So it was lame, huh? 258 00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:16,332 No, it was fine. 259 00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:18,601 I'm guessing you still don't have a date for the prom. 260 00:12:18,603 --> 00:12:19,836 You know my art show is that night. 261 00:12:19,838 --> 00:12:22,905 Ugh! Art is boring! 262 00:12:22,907 --> 00:12:24,607 Prom is about sex. 263 00:12:24,609 --> 00:12:26,845 Sex is exciting. 264 00:12:30,147 --> 00:12:32,581 Look, I know you're kind of a weirdo, 265 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,017 and getting laid before graduation 266 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:36,186 is kind of a pipe dream. But... 267 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,988 Maybe there's some girl out there 268 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,221 who's weird just like you, 269 00:12:39,223 --> 00:12:41,860 that's down to clown on prom night. 270 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,528 What a classy male role model I have. 271 00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,297 What do you want from me, Cole? 272 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:48,764 I was prom king. 273 00:12:48,766 --> 00:12:49,966 I ruled over a night 274 00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:52,168 where dozens of virginities were laid to rest. 275 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:55,538 I think I want a DNA test for my graduation present. 276 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,740 Forget it. 277 00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:58,276 You're stuck with me for life. 278 00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:01,244 Ugh! Dad, come on! 279 00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,054 I know this is inappropriate, 280 00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:14,526 but I bet that girl is a killer in the sack. 281 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,182 You okay? 282 00:13:40,184 --> 00:13:41,618 I'm fine. 283 00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:55,834 What happened, Maddy? 284 00:14:00,271 --> 00:14:01,137 Okay. 285 00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:02,971 We don't have to talk. 286 00:14:02,973 --> 00:14:06,578 We can just wait for my dad to shout something offensive from my house. 287 00:14:08,713 --> 00:14:10,279 It's okay. 288 00:14:10,281 --> 00:14:11,980 It's a good distraction from the fact that 289 00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:13,182 I've been completely betrayed 290 00:14:13,184 --> 00:14:15,818 by both my ex-bf and my ex-bff. 291 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,486 In a way... 292 00:14:17,488 --> 00:14:21,057 it's not that surprising. 293 00:14:21,059 --> 00:14:23,259 Prom and graduation are just around the corner, 294 00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:26,395 everyone is losing their minds trying to create 295 00:14:26,397 --> 00:14:29,966 one last set of picture perfect memories they can post, 296 00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:32,568 to prove how awesome 297 00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,105 their high school experience was. 298 00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:38,273 You're right. 299 00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:41,244 You know, it's been a while since we hung out like this. 300 00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:44,382 Does consoling you sobbing constitute us hanging out? 301 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,322 Do you remember when we drew those chalk outlines 302 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:55,995 of ourselves on the front sidewalk and called the cops as a prank? 303 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,027 Yeah. 304 00:14:58,029 --> 00:15:00,163 Do you remember that transmutation circle I added nearby? 305 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,099 Yeah, I do. 306 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,600 Did you ever watch Brotherhood? 307 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,036 Oh, God. No. 308 00:15:08,405 --> 00:15:09,541 Was it good? 309 00:15:10,675 --> 00:15:12,044 Doesn't matter. 310 00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:21,887 I thought he loved me. 311 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,356 You now what? Screw him. 312 00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:28,293 They are drama absurdity. 313 00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,530 And I know you. 314 00:15:33,397 --> 00:15:34,596 I see you at school, 315 00:15:34,598 --> 00:15:38,069 and you are different from all of the other popular kids. 316 00:15:39,703 --> 00:15:41,239 Then why don't you ever talk to me? 317 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,242 I could ask you the same thing. 318 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,019 Cole, come on, we're taking a selfie. 319 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,986 What? No. No, no, no. 320 00:15:57,988 --> 00:15:59,557 Yeah. Come on, let's go. 321 00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:02,328 Okay, but I've... 322 00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:05,965 never done that before. 323 00:16:06,363 --> 00:16:07,596 Wait... 324 00:16:07,598 --> 00:16:09,468 You're a selfie virgin? 325 00:16:10,702 --> 00:16:12,338 A surgeon? 326 00:16:12,703 --> 00:16:13,836 Yes. 327 00:16:13,838 --> 00:16:16,438 Oh, I am so taking your selfie virginity. 328 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,207 Smile. Look happy. 329 00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:22,378 Wait, why are you taking so many? 330 00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:23,145 "So many"? 331 00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:24,346 I'm just getting started. 332 00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:26,182 I have to take at least 40 before I can post. 333 00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:26,950 What? 334 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,083 You'll get used to it. 335 00:16:28,085 --> 00:16:29,852 What is your Insta, so I can tag you. 336 00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:31,888 Oh, no. No, no need for that. 337 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,425 Give me your phone. Come on, give me. 338 00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:42,168 Wow, did you do these? 339 00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:44,369 Uh, yeah. 340 00:16:45,203 --> 00:16:47,336 My drawing skills are pathetic. 341 00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:49,340 I don't have any cool talents whatsoever. 342 00:16:51,175 --> 00:16:52,277 Actually... 343 00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:55,979 I remember something that 344 00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,550 you were pretty amazing at. 345 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:04,290 The crowd goes wild! 346 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,957 Ah! 347 00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:11,129 All right. You done? 348 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,999 You ready to crown me victor? 349 00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:20,068 Perfect. 350 00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,738 What happened to 40 pictures? 351 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,474 Moments like this should be unfiltered. 352 00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:33,016 Oh, p.s., 353 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:35,287 you are being followed by the whole school on Instagram. 354 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,589 What? 355 00:17:38,255 --> 00:17:39,055 Byproduct. 356 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,155 Why did you do that? 357 00:17:40,157 --> 00:17:41,526 I don't want people seeing my stuff. 358 00:17:43,094 --> 00:17:44,129 Um... 359 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,630 I'm deleting my account. 360 00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:48,901 Very funny, Cole. 361 00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:57,009 Oh, we are so different now. 362 00:17:57,675 --> 00:17:59,410 Maybe you are. I'm not. 363 00:18:01,378 --> 00:18:02,915 Why did we stop talking? 364 00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:07,553 Really? 365 00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:10,155 You don't remember? 366 00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:12,523 No. 367 00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:16,960 Tighty? 368 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,560 I never called you that. 369 00:18:18,562 --> 00:18:19,862 Yeah, well, when that happened 370 00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:21,600 that was the beginning of the end for us. 371 00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:26,068 What's up, bro! 372 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:31,774 How you doing, Tighty? 373 00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:32,978 What you got there? 374 00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:55,834 I don't really know what to say. 375 00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:58,101 Doesn't matter. 376 00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,239 What gets me though is that Kane and I used to be friends. 377 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,876 Well, at least we're friends again. 378 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,309 We are? 379 00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:09,048 Yeah, we are. 380 00:19:12,649 --> 00:19:14,217 Damn it! 381 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:17,122 Why did all of this have to happen right before prom? 382 00:19:18,322 --> 00:19:19,489 That's it. 383 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,789 What's it? 384 00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:22,090 Prom. 385 00:19:22,092 --> 00:19:23,526 As long as you go to prom, 386 00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:26,528 your high school experience won't be a complete bust. 387 00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,964 And if you're crowned prom king or queen, 388 00:19:28,966 --> 00:19:31,267 it's like being told you win at high school. 389 00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:33,368 Yeah, but sometimes it's the gay kid, 390 00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:34,636 or the trans-sexual kid, 391 00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:36,005 or the crippled kid. 392 00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:39,409 So that the popular kids can feel like good people for 393 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:41,046 allowing it to happen. 394 00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:43,848 I never thought of it that way. 395 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,883 See, um... 396 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,518 What the popular kids don't realize 397 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,386 is that most of their awesome high school experiences 398 00:19:51,388 --> 00:19:53,155 are at the expense 399 00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:55,394 of the unpopular kids' feelings. 400 00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,839 What if we ruined it? 401 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,173 What? 402 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,740 Prom. 403 00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:13,276 You mad, bro? 404 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,743 No, I'm serious. 405 00:20:14,745 --> 00:20:16,244 I mean, don't they deserve it? 406 00:20:16,246 --> 00:20:18,114 I think you're just a little upset about what happened today. 407 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:21,150 No, this is my chance to reject the last four years. 408 00:20:21,152 --> 00:20:22,317 How? 409 00:20:22,319 --> 00:20:24,319 We'll make it a night that they'll never forget. 410 00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:27,623 We'll do it by completely destroying it. 411 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:29,692 I mean, it sounds fun, but... 412 00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:31,096 I already have plans that night. 413 00:20:31,328 --> 00:20:32,364 Oh. 414 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,366 Hot date, huh? 415 00:20:35,532 --> 00:20:36,767 What's her name? 416 00:20:37,799 --> 00:20:38,468 The art school that I've applied to 417 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:41,240 is holding a gallery night for their prospective students. 418 00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:43,107 Okay. 419 00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:45,974 But come on, Cole. 420 00:20:45,976 --> 00:20:48,146 This is how you win at high school. 421 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,616 Do it with me. 422 00:20:55,886 --> 00:20:57,155 Fine. I'm in. 423 00:20:57,521 --> 00:20:58,857 Yes! 424 00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:04,894 We're doing this. I can't believe we're doing this. 425 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,863 You and me, back together again. 426 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,431 Reality check. 427 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,401 We're gonna need some help. 428 00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:12,000 No way. 429 00:21:12,002 --> 00:21:13,236 "No way"? What do you mean "no way"? 430 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:14,804 You hate them all worse than I do. 431 00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,172 I'm just not that riled. 432 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,374 Besides, getting revenge on the popular kids? 433 00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:20,343 That's like bullying from our side. 434 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,380 So, are you in? 435 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,046 She's involved. 436 00:21:24,048 --> 00:21:25,250 Yeah, not happening. 437 00:21:25,649 --> 00:21:27,182 Hey, Cole. 438 00:21:27,184 --> 00:21:28,084 Hey. 439 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:30,252 Holy shit, he talked to you. 440 00:21:30,254 --> 00:21:32,622 City, come on. This is our last chance 441 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,957 to create the memories we wanna leave high school with. 442 00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:37,125 Hey, you're Cole, right? 443 00:21:37,127 --> 00:21:39,394 I'm so sorry. I was trying to follow you on Instagram, 444 00:21:39,396 --> 00:21:42,330 but for some reason I cannot find your account at all. 445 00:21:42,332 --> 00:21:43,201 What's the deal? 446 00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:45,136 I deleted it. 447 00:21:45,435 --> 00:21:46,338 What? 448 00:21:46,703 --> 00:21:47,973 Oh! 449 00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,076 Yeah. 450 00:21:54,078 --> 00:21:55,944 Definitely want no part of this. 451 00:21:55,946 --> 00:21:57,882 City, we're trying to make a statement. 452 00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:00,682 A statement? 453 00:22:00,684 --> 00:22:03,952 Since when have you spoken up about anything, you basic bitch? 454 00:22:03,954 --> 00:22:05,491 City, find your chill. 455 00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:07,222 Why? 456 00:22:07,224 --> 00:22:09,192 Because suddenly life isn't perfect for Little Miss Popular 457 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,460 and now she wants her revenge? 458 00:22:11,462 --> 00:22:12,761 Why should I give a shit? 459 00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:14,063 City... 460 00:22:14,065 --> 00:22:16,531 Who! Excuse me, Tighty, didn't see you there. 461 00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:18,166 Don't call him that. 462 00:22:18,168 --> 00:22:20,068 What is up with you, Maddy? 463 00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:21,871 Taking selfies with this loser 464 00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,172 and not returning my texts? 465 00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:25,277 I almost got desperate and used my phone... 466 00:22:26,444 --> 00:22:27,676 as a phone... 467 00:22:27,678 --> 00:22:29,247 to like actually call you. 468 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,217 What are you looking at, Stuffs? 469 00:22:34,652 --> 00:22:35,921 My name is... 470 00:22:39,389 --> 00:22:40,391 You know what? 471 00:22:41,158 --> 00:22:42,326 Forget everything I just said. 472 00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:44,229 I'm in. 473 00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:53,301 Principal Statszill here. 474 00:22:53,303 --> 00:22:55,871 Another inspiring day comes to a close, 475 00:22:55,873 --> 00:22:58,274 here at Charles Adams High. 476 00:22:58,276 --> 00:22:59,509 Whoo! 477 00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,176 I've been fielding complaints from the juniors 478 00:23:01,178 --> 00:23:04,115 about the amount of time I spend discussing the senior prom. 479 00:23:04,448 --> 00:23:06,048 I say... 480 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:07,916 Get a senior to take you. 481 00:23:07,918 --> 00:23:10,353 It's only statutory if you get caught. 482 00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:13,256 Oh, and finals are right around the corner. 483 00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,393 So, uh... 484 00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:17,062 Study, I guess. 485 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,575 Stay away from me. 486 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:35,644 I came to pee and you were an unfortunate byproduct. 487 00:23:35,646 --> 00:23:36,881 So gladly. 488 00:23:37,447 --> 00:23:38,349 Marissa, wait. 489 00:23:42,453 --> 00:23:44,153 Yes? 490 00:23:44,155 --> 00:23:46,391 How long has it been going on between you and Kane? 491 00:23:48,192 --> 00:23:49,357 Depends. 492 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,829 Does sending him nudes count as the beginning? 493 00:23:52,163 --> 00:23:53,429 Wow. 494 00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:54,866 Typical Marissa. 495 00:23:55,366 --> 00:23:56,665 Yes, yes, yes. 496 00:23:56,667 --> 00:23:58,901 Typical whore Marissa. 497 00:23:58,903 --> 00:23:59,902 Way to slut shame. 498 00:23:59,904 --> 00:24:01,304 He was my boyfriend. 499 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:03,506 And you were supposed to be my best friend. 500 00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:05,374 We may be the M&Ms, 501 00:24:05,376 --> 00:24:07,509 but everyone knows it's all about Maddy. 502 00:24:07,511 --> 00:24:10,479 And her hairstyles, and her Instagram, and her boyfriend. 503 00:24:10,481 --> 00:24:12,213 None of that is my fault. 504 00:24:12,215 --> 00:24:14,583 What about giving me an eating disorder 505 00:24:14,585 --> 00:24:16,251 by yelling, "Delete it. Fat." 506 00:24:16,253 --> 00:24:18,119 any time I post a bikini pic on Instagram? 507 00:24:18,121 --> 00:24:19,689 I was trying to be helpful. 508 00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:21,390 And never tagging me in any pics of us, 509 00:24:21,392 --> 00:24:23,224 claiming you'll never do that for anyone, 510 00:24:23,226 --> 00:24:24,894 just so you'll get more followers. 511 00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:27,896 And then you go and tag Tighty? WTF? 512 00:24:27,898 --> 00:24:29,531 Oh, enough with the abbreviating. 513 00:24:29,533 --> 00:24:31,866 Tagging you on Instagram and hooking up with my boyfriend 514 00:24:31,868 --> 00:24:33,368 are not even in the same universe. 515 00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:35,171 The BF you wouldn't even have if it weren't for me. 516 00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:37,075 Stop abbreviating! You... 517 00:24:38,608 --> 00:24:40,108 Wait, what? 518 00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:42,144 The only reason Kane was in the gym during cheer practice 519 00:24:42,146 --> 00:24:44,713 and saved you from that basket toss gone awry, 520 00:24:44,715 --> 00:24:46,481 was because I texted him. 521 00:24:46,483 --> 00:24:49,652 Then with fate's cruel twist, you landed in his arms. 522 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,319 Your perfect meeting 523 00:24:51,321 --> 00:24:52,788 was an accident. 524 00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:56,161 Not some Disney princess destiny bullshit. 525 00:24:57,561 --> 00:25:00,496 So why are you doing this now? 526 00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:03,265 Easy. Prom. 527 00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:05,968 I know how much being crowned queen means to you. 528 00:25:05,970 --> 00:25:08,371 Which only makes me want it more. 529 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:12,077 And being with Kane equals prom queen, pidge. 530 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:15,044 Now just reflect 531 00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:17,149 and listen to my urine hit the water. 532 00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:27,222 I reflected. 533 00:25:27,224 --> 00:25:28,993 My whole life has been a lie. 534 00:25:29,659 --> 00:25:31,329 Excuse me! 535 00:25:34,365 --> 00:25:36,001 Ready to do this, Dadner? 536 00:25:36,567 --> 00:25:38,002 Hell, yeah. 537 00:25:52,015 --> 00:25:53,449 How do you do this? 538 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:54,953 Thirty-nine more. Here we go. 539 00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:37,559 Yeah, we're gonna need more people to pull this off. 540 00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:39,561 Who would wanna help us? 541 00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:42,367 Every kid you and your ex-friends ever made fun of. 542 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,858 What's up, big guy? 543 00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:11,160 Not today, you guys. 544 00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:13,328 I got you a pulled pork sandwich. 545 00:27:13,330 --> 00:27:14,363 No, that's... 546 00:27:14,365 --> 00:27:15,931 You're not gonna believe what I got for you. 547 00:27:15,933 --> 00:27:17,700 A little hot dog. 548 00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:18,968 My mom packed you a necklace. 549 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,301 - Wait, no. Please... - Sausage links. 550 00:27:20,303 --> 00:27:21,737 Oh, look at that. 551 00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:23,538 Fresh ham, right out the deli. 552 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:24,707 Hanks are non-kosher, okay. 553 00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:25,807 How about this one? 554 00:27:25,809 --> 00:27:26,912 Oh! 555 00:27:28,678 --> 00:27:30,211 Could you pick that up for me, please? 556 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,413 I can't move without it on my head. 557 00:27:31,415 --> 00:27:34,450 You guys are killing me right now. Just... 558 00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:35,921 I have to get to class. 559 00:27:36,553 --> 00:27:37,886 Shut up, Strings. 560 00:27:37,888 --> 00:27:39,421 It's called a tzitzit. 561 00:27:39,423 --> 00:27:41,022 Yeah, whatever, Strings. 562 00:27:41,024 --> 00:27:43,491 Strings, Strings, Strings, 563 00:27:43,493 --> 00:27:45,193 Strings, Strings, Strings, 564 00:27:45,195 --> 00:27:47,496 Strings, Strings, Strings... 565 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:10,986 OMG. 566 00:28:10,988 --> 00:28:12,320 You're so sweaty. 567 00:28:12,322 --> 00:28:14,990 It's like your body is literally crying for help. 568 00:28:14,992 --> 00:28:17,459 I can't believe you're talking to me. 569 00:28:17,461 --> 00:28:19,862 Not kidding, but the sweat stain on your back 570 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,601 literally looks like the United States of America. 571 00:28:24,501 --> 00:28:26,268 I'm posting this. 572 00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:28,671 Sweat that makes up stains in an abnormal way 573 00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:30,538 is seriously gross. 574 00:28:34,278 --> 00:28:35,510 Ew. 575 00:28:35,512 --> 00:28:36,878 You look like a swamp. 576 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,480 Did you jump in the pool? 577 00:28:38,482 --> 00:28:39,949 It's not my fault! 578 00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:41,453 I have a glandular issue. 579 00:28:58,769 --> 00:29:00,402 "Boo Radley was an outsider. 580 00:29:00,404 --> 00:29:02,837 A recluse who never left his house, thanks to..." 581 00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:05,574 "The terrible rumors spread about him..." 582 00:29:05,576 --> 00:29:06,808 ...those titties. 583 00:29:06,810 --> 00:29:08,644 Those were supposed to be for my boyfriend! 584 00:29:08,646 --> 00:29:10,382 Please stop spreading them around. 585 00:29:14,050 --> 00:29:15,619 You shared it with them? 586 00:29:19,857 --> 00:29:21,225 Whatever. 587 00:29:22,059 --> 00:29:23,392 You shouldn't have trusted me. 588 00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:25,961 Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig! 589 00:29:25,963 --> 00:29:28,730 Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig! 590 00:29:28,732 --> 00:29:30,899 Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig! 591 00:29:30,901 --> 00:29:33,035 Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig! 592 00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:35,871 Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig! 593 00:29:35,873 --> 00:29:38,140 High school is the God damn worst. 594 00:29:57,627 --> 00:29:58,961 Who here did the reading, 595 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,899 and knows the difference between DNA and RNA? 596 00:30:03,233 --> 00:30:04,333 Emile? 597 00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:05,971 The difference is... 598 00:30:07,003 --> 00:30:08,569 Wait, I'm sorry, what? 599 00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:11,343 The difference is... 600 00:30:12,376 --> 00:30:13,411 Anyone else? 601 00:30:14,211 --> 00:30:15,943 Yes, Achiva? 602 00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:17,078 The difference is... 603 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,980 He sounds like a sick parrot. 604 00:30:18,982 --> 00:30:20,715 Squawk, squawk, little bird. 605 00:30:20,717 --> 00:30:22,183 He's such a nerd! 606 00:30:40,404 --> 00:30:43,174 I'll never speak again. 607 00:31:40,697 --> 00:31:42,564 Whoo! 608 00:31:48,672 --> 00:31:51,576 Legals! Legals! Legals! 609 00:32:24,942 --> 00:32:27,709 Okay, here's the sich, people, 610 00:32:27,711 --> 00:32:29,510 we are going to destroy prom 611 00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:32,013 for all the a-holes who destroyed high school for us. 612 00:32:32,015 --> 00:32:34,950 Seriously, who cares about the stupid prom? 613 00:32:34,952 --> 00:32:36,652 Pretty much everyone at school, 614 00:32:36,654 --> 00:32:37,986 except for us. 615 00:32:37,988 --> 00:32:39,688 How do we know that this isn't some 616 00:32:39,690 --> 00:32:41,522 cruel game that she is playing 617 00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:43,357 to humiliate us later, huh? 618 00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:44,593 I would never do that. 619 00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:45,827 So we're just supposed to forget 620 00:32:45,829 --> 00:32:47,563 about all the pain your people put us through 621 00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:48,864 and help you out? 622 00:32:48,866 --> 00:32:50,499 Yeah, no way. 623 00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:51,569 I'm out. 624 00:32:54,704 --> 00:32:56,104 Listen. 625 00:32:56,106 --> 00:32:58,906 Here's something I've learned the hard way. 626 00:32:58,908 --> 00:33:01,175 Popularity is just some ridiculous concept 627 00:33:01,177 --> 00:33:02,880 that ruins people's lives. 628 00:33:03,746 --> 00:33:05,847 Truth is, you're the lucky ones. 629 00:33:05,849 --> 00:33:08,049 I'm envious of all of you. 630 00:33:08,051 --> 00:33:09,553 An M&M is envious? 631 00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:12,421 - Of us? - Yes. 632 00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:16,124 Despite being rejected, you all have stayed true to yourselves. 633 00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:19,461 I've always done everything in my power to fit in. 634 00:33:19,463 --> 00:33:22,663 And I'll admit my reasons for doing this are pathetic. 635 00:33:22,665 --> 00:33:25,767 My popular boyfriend leaves me for my popular best friend. 636 00:33:25,769 --> 00:33:27,070 Big deal, right? 637 00:33:28,739 --> 00:33:31,209 But it's not too late to correct the errors of my ways. 638 00:33:32,943 --> 00:33:34,578 I don't deserve your trust. 639 00:33:37,647 --> 00:33:39,250 But I do wanna change things. 640 00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:44,255 Together we can make a statement. 641 00:33:46,322 --> 00:33:47,324 So what do you say? 642 00:34:05,909 --> 00:34:08,245 I have no idea how we all understood that, but... 643 00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:11,282 Okay, we're in. 644 00:34:12,448 --> 00:34:13,584 Yes! 645 00:34:15,252 --> 00:34:16,450 Okay, you guys. 646 00:34:16,452 --> 00:34:19,187 Maddy is like the Khaleesi and Cole us King of the North. 647 00:34:19,189 --> 00:34:20,988 Then what does that make me? 648 00:34:20,990 --> 00:34:23,392 Brienne, the bad ass lady knight? 649 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,660 Eh, I'll take it. 650 00:34:25,629 --> 00:34:27,361 - What's up, losers? - Whoa. 651 00:34:27,363 --> 00:34:28,830 A popular person. 652 00:34:28,832 --> 00:34:31,265 It's okay, guys. He's one of us. 653 00:34:31,267 --> 00:34:33,503 Your text was cryptic, City, but... 654 00:34:34,537 --> 00:34:36,138 Now I see. 655 00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:37,038 See what? 656 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,006 Just trying to find a place to fit in. 657 00:34:39,008 --> 00:34:40,776 Apparently I'm too gay for the straights, 658 00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:42,347 and too straight for the gays. But... 659 00:34:43,446 --> 00:34:45,046 maybe with you, Cole. 660 00:34:45,048 --> 00:34:47,415 Somewhere I fit in. 661 00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:50,151 If you help us out, Cole will blow you, no questions asked. 662 00:34:50,153 --> 00:34:51,086 I what? 663 00:34:51,088 --> 00:34:52,520 Unlike on the basketball court, 664 00:34:52,522 --> 00:34:53,788 I shall pass. 665 00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:55,392 Sorry, buddy, no offense, but... 666 00:34:56,526 --> 00:34:57,558 you're just too fat for me. 667 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,026 But I'm still in. 668 00:34:59,028 --> 00:35:00,162 What's the plan? 669 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:02,763 We meet away from school, my place tomorrow. 670 00:35:02,765 --> 00:35:04,167 And I... 671 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:08,602 Sorry, I just wanted the last word. 672 00:35:08,604 --> 00:35:11,105 Maddy Dadner, report to the principal's office. 673 00:35:11,107 --> 00:35:13,343 Maddy Dadner, principal's office. 674 00:35:27,423 --> 00:35:29,326 Oh! Madeline Dadner. 675 00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:31,325 Oh, Maddy! 676 00:35:31,327 --> 00:35:33,662 Maddy, Maddy! Oh! 677 00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:35,897 Maddy, the model student! 678 00:35:35,899 --> 00:35:37,568 Maddy Miss Popular. 679 00:35:38,535 --> 00:35:43,908 Maddy. Maddy, who reminds me so much of myself. 680 00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:45,707 Why am I here? 681 00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:47,078 Because of this. 682 00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:51,113 I'm not sure I follow. 683 00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:53,383 That is a picture of you and Cole Reed. 684 00:35:54,283 --> 00:35:55,517 So? 685 00:35:55,519 --> 00:35:57,618 Cole Reed is... 686 00:35:57,620 --> 00:35:58,488 weird. 687 00:35:59,589 --> 00:36:01,589 Okay? He's always drawing. 688 00:36:01,591 --> 00:36:04,993 Looking like he belongs in a hipster version of iCarly. 689 00:36:04,995 --> 00:36:07,462 I mean, he doesn't even belong to a clique. 690 00:36:07,464 --> 00:36:10,598 Are you trying to tell me who I can and can't be friends with? 691 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,933 Oh, Maddy. 692 00:36:11,935 --> 00:36:14,803 I just don't want you squandering your reputation 693 00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:15,937 here at the finish line. 694 00:36:15,939 --> 00:36:17,141 What do you mean? 695 00:36:18,642 --> 00:36:20,979 High school sets the tone for life. 696 00:36:21,477 --> 00:36:22,276 All right? 697 00:36:22,278 --> 00:36:24,546 Look at me. Honor Society, yearbook, 698 00:36:24,548 --> 00:36:28,082 and the only freshman ever to be elected class president. 699 00:36:28,084 --> 00:36:30,819 And captain of the cheer squad. Whoo! 700 00:36:32,756 --> 00:36:35,057 And where did that lead me? Hmm? 701 00:36:35,059 --> 00:36:38,192 To becoming the youngest high school principal 702 00:36:38,194 --> 00:36:39,560 in the history of the state, 703 00:36:39,562 --> 00:36:40,995 right back where it all began, 704 00:36:40,997 --> 00:36:42,833 here at Charles Adams High. 705 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,200 Whoo! 706 00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:48,270 I don't get how this has anything to do with me. 707 00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:49,607 The point is... 708 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:54,575 I didn't throw it all away in the last minute 709 00:36:54,577 --> 00:36:56,046 by hanging out with... 710 00:36:56,647 --> 00:36:57,949 Well... 711 00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:00,182 Those people. 712 00:37:00,184 --> 00:37:02,084 And what do you mean by "those people"? 713 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:03,752 Oh, you know what I mean. 714 00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:04,953 Not really. 715 00:37:04,955 --> 00:37:06,921 Oh, come on, girl. 716 00:37:06,923 --> 00:37:08,559 You're a smart cookie. 717 00:37:09,392 --> 00:37:10,658 Yeah, and I don't get it. 718 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:11,993 The losers! 719 00:37:11,995 --> 00:37:14,361 Don't hang out with the losers. 720 00:37:15,932 --> 00:37:17,131 Just looking out for you, hon. 721 00:37:17,133 --> 00:37:18,866 By calling my friends losers 722 00:37:18,868 --> 00:37:21,069 and printing out my Instagram feed? 723 00:37:21,071 --> 00:37:22,671 I don't even know how to do that. 724 00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:23,971 Oh, there's an app for that. 725 00:37:23,973 --> 00:37:26,241 Why are you even on my Instagram? 726 00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:27,245 Oh, honey... 727 00:37:28,111 --> 00:37:30,212 If you think the entire faculty 728 00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:32,580 isn't following their students online... 729 00:37:32,582 --> 00:37:34,117 then you're cray cray. 730 00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:36,185 Wow. 731 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:38,352 Think about what I said, okay? 732 00:37:38,354 --> 00:37:39,523 Selfie time? Hmm? 733 00:37:40,624 --> 00:37:41,790 Maddy? 734 00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:42,823 Maddy! 735 00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:44,292 Oh, this lighting is great. Maddy! 736 00:37:44,294 --> 00:37:46,528 Maddy, Maddy, Maddy. Turn around. 737 00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:47,895 Turn around. 738 00:37:47,897 --> 00:37:49,464 Oh, Maddy! 739 00:37:53,769 --> 00:37:55,172 So when can I read it? 740 00:37:57,073 --> 00:37:58,707 When it's good enough. 741 00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,044 Which may be never. 742 00:38:02,479 --> 00:38:05,046 You're so talented. 743 00:38:05,048 --> 00:38:07,285 Any art school would be crazy not to take you. 744 00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:10,922 So, yeah. 745 00:38:11,854 --> 00:38:13,090 You're in my room. 746 00:38:13,689 --> 00:38:15,059 So I am. 747 00:38:15,758 --> 00:38:17,392 Oh, it's no big deal. 748 00:38:17,394 --> 00:38:18,826 Not a big deal at all. 749 00:38:18,828 --> 00:38:20,932 No. I don't really think it's a big deal. 750 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,336 So, what did Statszill say? 751 00:38:27,303 --> 00:38:28,837 Oh, just enough for me to know 752 00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:30,671 that I'm 100% doing the right thing 753 00:38:30,673 --> 00:38:32,008 in ruining the prom. 754 00:38:34,044 --> 00:38:35,413 You are doing the right thing. 755 00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:39,216 Oh, well... We are. 756 00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:41,419 Together. 757 00:38:46,890 --> 00:38:48,924 Listen, Cole... 758 00:38:48,926 --> 00:38:50,792 I'm sorry about everything that's happened 759 00:38:50,794 --> 00:38:52,294 since the first day of high school. 760 00:38:52,296 --> 00:38:53,928 We've been over this before. It's fine. 761 00:38:53,930 --> 00:38:55,066 - No. - Really. 762 00:38:55,798 --> 00:38:57,167 No, it's really not. 763 00:39:01,004 --> 00:39:03,174 We used to hang out in here all the time. 764 00:39:06,877 --> 00:39:08,776 And I used to sit right here, 765 00:39:08,778 --> 00:39:10,044 just like this. 766 00:39:10,046 --> 00:39:11,645 Jesus! How many hours do you think we spent 767 00:39:11,647 --> 00:39:12,950 playing Pokemon in here? 768 00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:15,716 Like a million. 769 00:39:15,718 --> 00:39:18,886 And we talked about how crazy it would be when we turned 16 770 00:39:18,888 --> 00:39:20,191 and were able to drive. 771 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,429 Prom wasn't even on our radar back then. 772 00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:32,904 Cole... 773 00:39:33,403 --> 00:39:34,437 I have to honest. 774 00:39:35,439 --> 00:39:37,404 Yeah. 775 00:39:37,406 --> 00:39:39,876 I used to think about prom even back then. 776 00:39:42,044 --> 00:39:44,481 Wait, are you having second thoughts about our plan? 777 00:39:46,682 --> 00:39:49,683 I guess I'm just saying... 778 00:39:49,685 --> 00:39:51,218 as much as I wanna go through with it, 779 00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:53,925 I think part of me just wishes I could go to prom. 780 00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:56,526 Does that make me a hypocrite? 781 00:39:58,394 --> 00:39:59,361 Not really. 782 00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:01,899 I think to some degree we all kinda want to go. 783 00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:04,135 Society, right? 784 00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:07,167 Good. 785 00:40:07,169 --> 00:40:08,539 At least I'm not alone. 786 00:40:09,805 --> 00:40:11,876 What do you say we kick it old school style? 787 00:40:13,075 --> 00:40:14,875 How so? 788 00:40:14,877 --> 00:40:17,812 Like eat microwave popcorn, 789 00:40:17,814 --> 00:40:19,149 watch some TV? 790 00:40:20,082 --> 00:40:22,185 You said Brotherhood was good, right? 791 00:40:23,486 --> 00:40:25,620 - Really? - Yeah. 792 00:40:25,622 --> 00:40:29,957 So the beginning is almost exactly the same as the original Fullmetal. 793 00:40:29,959 --> 00:40:30,959 - Okay. - But, uh... 794 00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:33,560 then it takes this huge turn... 795 00:40:33,562 --> 00:40:34,828 Ooh. 796 00:40:34,830 --> 00:40:36,397 Suspenseful. 797 00:40:36,399 --> 00:40:37,867 You remember it, right? 798 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:40,401 Refresh my memory. 799 00:40:40,403 --> 00:40:42,203 Gotcha. Okay, here we go. 800 00:40:42,205 --> 00:40:45,443 Edward and Alphonse Elric, brothers. 801 00:40:46,575 --> 00:40:47,808 Alchemists. 802 00:40:47,810 --> 00:40:49,410 They got transmutation circle thing. 803 00:40:49,412 --> 00:40:50,812 They're trying to bring their mom back. 804 00:40:50,814 --> 00:40:51,879 It all goes wrong. 805 00:40:51,881 --> 00:40:53,515 Alphonse loses his body. 806 00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:55,283 Edward loses his leg... 807 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,692 Hey, baby. 808 00:41:38,694 --> 00:41:40,060 - Not now. - WTF. 809 00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:41,830 Come on, Kane, let's give everyone a show. 810 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,434 Jesus! Would you stop it! 811 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:45,033 What's your damage? 812 00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:46,433 This was a mistake. 813 00:41:46,435 --> 00:41:47,736 We're done. 814 00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:48,939 What? 815 00:41:50,573 --> 00:41:53,073 Did you see who Maddy was going to prom with? 816 00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:54,642 Oh, my God. He's totes hot. 817 00:41:54,644 --> 00:41:57,379 I'm totally voting for them as prom king and queen. 818 00:41:57,381 --> 00:41:58,513 Me, too. 819 00:41:58,515 --> 00:42:01,218 I dind't see it until now, but I totally shifted. 820 00:42:16,932 --> 00:42:18,466 No lunch today? 821 00:42:18,468 --> 00:42:20,435 Nothing here's kosher. 822 00:42:20,437 --> 00:42:23,071 Wait, you're Jewish, too? 823 00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:24,605 You don't look like it. 824 00:42:24,607 --> 00:42:26,040 On my mom's side. 825 00:42:26,042 --> 00:42:27,912 My dad's a struggling Buddhist. 826 00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:30,611 Mm. Interesting. 827 00:42:30,613 --> 00:42:32,279 But, shomer negiah... 828 00:42:32,281 --> 00:42:33,984 What's all the hollering about? 829 00:42:34,316 --> 00:42:35,318 Um... 830 00:42:36,385 --> 00:42:37,819 I can't touch a girl 831 00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:40,087 even the slightest bit, so... 832 00:42:40,089 --> 00:42:41,492 Unless you're my wife... 833 00:42:41,925 --> 00:42:43,060 we can't. 834 00:42:45,194 --> 00:42:46,196 Oh, no. 835 00:42:47,763 --> 00:42:49,363 I didn't mean... 836 00:42:49,365 --> 00:42:50,967 Well... Never mind. 837 00:42:53,870 --> 00:42:56,236 Oh, how exciting. 838 00:42:56,238 --> 00:42:59,040 Prom king and queen, right beside us. 839 00:42:59,042 --> 00:43:02,410 Shouldn't we be excited that we're all technically going to prom now? 840 00:43:03,613 --> 00:43:04,946 Wait. Guys, hold on. 841 00:43:04,948 --> 00:43:06,214 I wanna document this moment. 842 00:43:06,216 --> 00:43:08,850 I'm gonna take a selfie and tag all of you in it. 843 00:43:08,852 --> 00:43:10,020 Cool! 844 00:43:14,457 --> 00:43:15,656 - Sweet. - Got it. 845 00:43:15,658 --> 00:43:17,158 Hold on. Hold on. 846 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,430 We have to take at least 40 or 50 to make sure we all look good. 847 00:43:38,481 --> 00:43:39,948 Hey, Tighty. 848 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,816 Calling me that is not gonna help you get whatever you want from me. 849 00:43:41,818 --> 00:43:43,517 But I got your attention. 850 00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:45,386 You didn't get my attention as much as you shoved me a locked closet. 851 00:43:45,388 --> 00:43:47,187 Yeah, but you didn't fight back. 852 00:43:47,189 --> 00:43:49,524 Marissa, what do you want? 853 00:43:49,526 --> 00:43:51,658 You, me, prom. 854 00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:53,727 I'm already going with Maddy. 855 00:43:53,729 --> 00:43:55,462 Ditch tat pidge and come with me. 856 00:43:55,464 --> 00:43:56,763 Are you high? 857 00:43:56,765 --> 00:43:58,633 A little. But that doesn't mean I don't mean what I say. 858 00:43:58,635 --> 00:43:59,933 Why do you wanna go with me? 859 00:43:59,935 --> 00:44:01,769 Your profile is on the up, 860 00:44:01,771 --> 00:44:03,738 and Kane's is on the down. 861 00:44:03,740 --> 00:44:06,406 If I go with you, prom queen could be mine. 862 00:44:06,408 --> 00:44:08,542 What makes you think I would ever go with you 863 00:44:08,544 --> 00:44:10,377 after what you did to Maddy? 864 00:44:10,379 --> 00:44:12,913 You're an idiot if you think she's actually going to end up going with you. 865 00:44:12,915 --> 00:44:15,549 Kane wants her back and Kane gets what he wants. 866 00:44:15,551 --> 00:44:17,986 She'll abandon you and your loser friends in a heartbeat. 867 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,153 You don't know her like I do. 868 00:44:19,155 --> 00:44:21,022 I think it's the other way around. 869 00:44:21,024 --> 00:44:24,392 Besides, she just wants to go as friends. 870 00:44:24,394 --> 00:44:25,792 On the other hand, 871 00:44:25,794 --> 00:44:27,629 if you go with me, 872 00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:31,167 I'll make it very worth your while. 873 00:44:32,435 --> 00:44:35,303 Let me take off those tighty whiteys. 874 00:44:35,305 --> 00:44:36,236 Mm. 875 00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:37,471 Yeah, no. 876 00:44:37,473 --> 00:44:38,305 Wait, which one? 877 00:44:38,307 --> 00:44:39,908 You said yes, and then you said no. 878 00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:41,241 It's gonna be a pass. 879 00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:43,578 "Pass"? You can't just pass. 880 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:45,245 Or shoot the ball, whatever. 881 00:44:45,247 --> 00:44:47,549 You're not really good with sports metaphors, are you? 882 00:44:47,551 --> 00:44:48,886 Not really. 883 00:44:59,595 --> 00:45:01,164 Hey, City, wait up. 884 00:45:01,765 --> 00:45:03,698 What is it, Dadner? 885 00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:05,569 Well, I thought we could have some girl time. 886 00:45:06,535 --> 00:45:07,935 You're shitting me. 887 00:45:07,937 --> 00:45:10,171 What, you don't do girl time? 888 00:45:10,173 --> 00:45:12,109 Somewhere in there I know you do. 889 00:45:13,443 --> 00:45:15,078 Oh, great. 890 00:45:15,711 --> 00:45:16,877 Hey, Maddy. 891 00:45:16,879 --> 00:45:17,912 What's up, Stuffs? 892 00:45:17,914 --> 00:45:18,946 My name is Stufts. 893 00:45:18,948 --> 00:45:22,250 It's Stufts, not Stuffs. 894 00:45:22,252 --> 00:45:24,188 And I've nothing more to say to you. 895 00:45:26,189 --> 00:45:28,689 You really don't wanna go to prom with me? 896 00:45:28,691 --> 00:45:30,159 Not even slightly. 897 00:45:32,629 --> 00:45:33,897 Why don't you wanna go with me? 898 00:45:34,531 --> 00:45:35,863 Are you dense? 899 00:45:35,865 --> 00:45:38,066 Because you cheated on me with my best friend. 900 00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,301 It was a mistake, baby. 901 00:45:40,303 --> 00:45:42,106 And now that you're with Tighty... 902 00:45:42,772 --> 00:45:44,538 I mean Cole. 903 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:46,406 I realize that I can't stand to throw away our relationship like this. 904 00:45:46,408 --> 00:45:48,075 Maybe you should have thought of that 905 00:45:48,077 --> 00:45:50,477 before you had your tongue hanging out of Marissa's nose. 906 00:45:50,479 --> 00:45:51,581 She sent you that pic? 907 00:45:53,850 --> 00:45:55,783 Never mind. Uh, look. 908 00:45:55,785 --> 00:45:57,352 I fucked up. 909 00:45:57,354 --> 00:45:59,287 All right? And I don't expect things to go back to normal. 910 00:45:59,289 --> 00:46:01,589 But we have talked about prom for years. 911 00:46:01,591 --> 00:46:03,491 We have to go together. 912 00:46:03,493 --> 00:46:05,261 Just because you apologize 913 00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:08,065 doesn't mean you get what you want. 914 00:46:09,231 --> 00:46:10,567 Madeline. 915 00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:15,239 I'm sorry. 916 00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,442 All right? Truly. 917 00:46:19,475 --> 00:46:21,042 But please don't let a single mistake 918 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:22,946 rob us of our final memories together. 919 00:46:25,381 --> 00:46:26,714 At the very least 920 00:46:26,716 --> 00:46:28,482 don't embarrass yourself by making new ones 921 00:46:28,484 --> 00:46:29,452 with the losers at school. 922 00:46:32,888 --> 00:46:35,089 Nice speech. 923 00:46:35,091 --> 00:46:37,725 You know, to some of us, 924 00:46:37,727 --> 00:46:39,229 you're the loser. 925 00:46:43,298 --> 00:46:45,600 You know, maybe if I'd kept dating Stufts all these years, 926 00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:47,200 she'd be less of an emo asshole. 927 00:46:47,202 --> 00:46:48,304 I'm not emo. 928 00:46:50,106 --> 00:46:52,910 Come on, let's go hang out with Cole and the others. 929 00:46:53,209 --> 00:46:54,310 Wait. 930 00:46:54,977 --> 00:46:57,011 You and Kane? 931 00:46:57,013 --> 00:46:58,412 Oh, come on, you knew. 932 00:46:58,414 --> 00:46:59,881 No, I didn't. 933 00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:01,683 You're the one he left for me. 934 00:47:01,685 --> 00:47:03,685 Yes, technically, but... 935 00:47:03,687 --> 00:47:05,218 seeing as I don't really care, 936 00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:07,587 at all, just drop it, okay? 937 00:47:07,589 --> 00:47:09,122 So when Marissa said she got 938 00:47:09,124 --> 00:47:11,459 some girl out of the way, that was you? 939 00:47:11,461 --> 00:47:13,660 - You're that girl? - Yes, how do you... 940 00:47:13,662 --> 00:47:14,995 not know this? 941 00:47:14,997 --> 00:47:16,798 I mean, you're best friends with all of the people 942 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,633 who hate me and call me Stuffs. 943 00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:20,968 I never took part in it. 944 00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:22,837 I don't even know why they call you that. Tell me. 945 00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:24,008 Fine. 946 00:47:33,249 --> 00:47:34,848 All of the boys have been talking about 947 00:47:34,850 --> 00:47:36,750 which one of us has the biggest chest. 948 00:47:36,752 --> 00:47:38,352 That is so judgmental. 949 00:47:38,354 --> 00:47:40,921 Like we can control our bodies. 950 00:47:40,923 --> 00:47:43,991 I've been stuffing for, like, two weeks. 951 00:47:43,993 --> 00:47:45,692 I'm getting so much attention. 952 00:47:45,694 --> 00:47:46,761 Stuffing? 953 00:47:46,763 --> 00:47:48,229 Toilet paper in my bra. 954 00:47:48,231 --> 00:47:49,930 It totally sells. 955 00:47:49,932 --> 00:47:51,401 Kane even talked to me today. 956 00:47:52,267 --> 00:47:53,334 OMG. 957 00:47:53,336 --> 00:47:55,169 Wait, but isn't he dating someone? 958 00:47:55,171 --> 00:47:57,174 Yeah, but she's a total Aunt Jemima. 959 00:47:57,973 --> 00:47:59,107 You mean she's black? 960 00:47:59,109 --> 00:48:01,345 No. She's just flat as a pancake. 961 00:48:02,312 --> 00:48:04,580 He'll lose interest soon enough. 962 00:48:13,289 --> 00:48:14,522 Hey, Kane. 963 00:48:14,524 --> 00:48:16,691 Hey, there's my girl. 964 00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:18,428 I'm gonna go get more fries. 965 00:48:21,531 --> 00:48:23,598 Oh, I'm so sorry! 966 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,968 Oh! 967 00:48:25,568 --> 00:48:27,401 Wow. 968 00:48:27,403 --> 00:48:29,069 Wait, wait, you... 969 00:48:29,071 --> 00:48:30,473 What are you doing? 970 00:48:37,412 --> 00:48:38,381 Hey, wait. 971 00:48:39,381 --> 00:48:40,383 No. 972 00:48:41,651 --> 00:48:43,817 And Stuffs was born. 973 00:48:43,819 --> 00:48:46,155 All because I wanted Kane to like me. 974 00:48:47,856 --> 00:48:49,392 And then he ended up with me. 975 00:48:50,359 --> 00:48:51,959 You know, it's funny. 976 00:48:51,961 --> 00:48:54,932 I might have become you had that not happened. 977 00:48:57,533 --> 00:48:59,001 Maybe it's better you didn't. 978 00:48:59,502 --> 00:49:00,767 "Maybe"? 979 00:49:00,769 --> 00:49:02,105 I'd say definitely. 980 00:49:04,006 --> 00:49:05,975 Come on, Dadner. Let's go. 981 00:49:11,147 --> 00:49:15,116 All right, so TJ and Emile, you get above this stage, 982 00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:17,785 and that is our grand finale. 983 00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:19,587 Just one small issue. 984 00:49:19,589 --> 00:49:20,854 It's Shabbos tomorrow, 985 00:49:20,856 --> 00:49:22,892 so I can't do anything involving electricity. 986 00:49:23,926 --> 00:49:25,826 Or using the phone. 987 00:49:25,828 --> 00:49:27,028 Or money. 988 00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:28,428 Until after sundown. 989 00:49:28,430 --> 00:49:29,763 Don't worry, I'll come to your house 990 00:49:29,765 --> 00:49:31,534 and take care of the dirty work for you. 991 00:49:34,102 --> 00:49:35,271 Okay. 992 00:49:36,205 --> 00:49:37,238 Sounds great. 993 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,640 Perfect. It looks like we're good to go. 994 00:49:39,642 --> 00:49:40,908 - Yes. - Cool. 995 00:49:51,787 --> 00:49:53,553 What was that? 996 00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:55,525 - Nothing. - Okay, now I have to see. 997 00:49:57,526 --> 00:49:58,758 Yep, he's right. Nothing. 998 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,530 Well, now I have to see. 999 00:50:02,631 --> 00:50:03,698 Oh. 1000 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:05,399 Well, now we have to see. 1001 00:50:05,401 --> 00:50:06,403 What is it? 1002 00:50:07,703 --> 00:50:08,736 Marissa pics. 1003 00:50:08,738 --> 00:50:10,240 Oh, let me see that. 1004 00:50:11,607 --> 00:50:14,709 It's for the scandal, not the girl parts. Gross. 1005 00:50:14,711 --> 00:50:16,076 Just chill, guys, okay? 1006 00:50:16,078 --> 00:50:18,080 She's just trying to get me to go to prom with her. 1007 00:50:20,649 --> 00:50:21,852 This is perfect. 1008 00:50:22,318 --> 00:50:23,220 Beyond. 1009 00:50:25,488 --> 00:50:27,223 All right, um, fill me in. 1010 00:50:28,091 --> 00:50:29,293 You have to take her. 1011 00:50:30,325 --> 00:50:31,491 Wait, what? 1012 00:50:31,493 --> 00:50:34,127 Oh, I get it. Hmm. 1013 00:50:34,129 --> 00:50:36,332 All right. Somebody just clue me in here. 1014 00:50:37,399 --> 00:50:38,732 If she goes with you, 1015 00:50:38,734 --> 00:50:40,901 then we can set her up and ensure everything we have planned 1016 00:50:40,903 --> 00:50:42,338 she gets the worst of. 1017 00:50:44,774 --> 00:50:45,740 What's this? 1018 00:50:45,742 --> 00:50:46,841 Yes. 1019 00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:48,542 My son having a party? 1020 00:50:48,544 --> 00:50:53,046 Why in God's name would anyone wanna come to a party he throws? 1021 00:50:53,048 --> 00:50:55,117 Oh, 'cause they're all freaks. 1022 00:50:57,053 --> 00:50:59,122 But Maddy is here. 1023 00:51:01,457 --> 00:51:02,790 We were just finishing up. 1024 00:51:02,792 --> 00:51:05,062 Oh, I'm so sorry you guys are leaving. 1025 00:51:06,361 --> 00:51:08,595 You know, Maddy, if you wanna hang out, 1026 00:51:08,597 --> 00:51:10,031 I'll totally get you guys beers. 1027 00:51:10,033 --> 00:51:11,732 But you can't tell your parents, okay? 1028 00:51:11,734 --> 00:51:13,237 Okay, huh? 1029 00:51:13,535 --> 00:51:15,269 Huh? 1030 00:51:15,271 --> 00:51:16,372 Goodbye, Dad. 1031 00:51:17,272 --> 00:51:18,441 Okay. 1032 00:51:21,477 --> 00:51:23,080 Dude, when your balls drop... 1033 00:51:27,550 --> 00:51:29,716 All right. Well, on that note... 1034 00:51:29,718 --> 00:51:31,252 let's call it a night. 1035 00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:32,589 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1036 00:51:33,823 --> 00:51:35,288 We'll see you guys later. 1037 00:51:35,290 --> 00:51:36,260 Bye. 1038 00:51:42,631 --> 00:51:44,033 Hey. 1039 00:51:45,767 --> 00:51:47,905 Ah... I thought you took off. 1040 00:51:48,771 --> 00:51:50,104 Well, I tried, 1041 00:51:50,106 --> 00:51:52,843 but your dad insisted on showing me his school yearbooks. 1042 00:51:53,843 --> 00:51:55,178 All four years. 1043 00:51:56,845 --> 00:51:58,912 Ah, I'm so sorry. 1044 00:51:58,914 --> 00:52:00,883 Nobody should have to endure that alone. 1045 00:52:02,551 --> 00:52:04,988 Hey, you're really incredible in leading us all. 1046 00:52:06,656 --> 00:52:08,592 More like you. It was all your idea. 1047 00:52:09,258 --> 00:52:10,591 I'm no leader. 1048 00:52:10,593 --> 00:52:11,861 Well, I think you are. 1049 00:52:14,263 --> 00:52:16,500 So, are you sure you want me to take Marissa to the prom? 1050 00:52:20,068 --> 00:52:21,938 I know it sounds mean, 1051 00:52:22,571 --> 00:52:24,437 but, yeah. 1052 00:52:24,439 --> 00:52:25,406 I mean, she deserves it, 1053 00:52:25,408 --> 00:52:27,375 and now that Kane's not gonna take her, 1054 00:52:27,377 --> 00:52:29,209 we need to ensure that she shows up. 1055 00:52:29,211 --> 00:52:30,347 Yeah. 1056 00:52:30,979 --> 00:52:33,714 I was just kind of... 1057 00:52:33,716 --> 00:52:35,452 really looking forward to going with you. 1058 00:52:37,586 --> 00:52:38,919 Oh. 1059 00:52:38,921 --> 00:52:40,888 I mean, I know it would just be as friends and all, 1060 00:52:40,890 --> 00:52:44,024 and possible crushes and whatever, but... 1061 00:52:44,026 --> 00:52:45,792 even just getting to hang out with you for the night, 1062 00:52:45,794 --> 00:52:47,296 that's just... 1063 00:52:52,568 --> 00:52:54,000 I'm... I'm sorry. 1064 00:52:54,002 --> 00:52:55,636 - It's okay. Really. - I don't know what I'm doing. 1065 00:52:55,638 --> 00:52:56,770 It's fine. 1066 00:52:56,772 --> 00:52:58,038 I gotta go. 1067 00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,343 I'll call you tomorrow. 1068 00:53:00,743 --> 00:53:02,145 Yeah, tomorrow. 1069 00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:24,732 Are you all right, chicklet? 1070 00:53:24,734 --> 00:53:27,535 I'm fine, Mom. I'm fine. 1071 00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:30,004 Honey, I know you don't always love our advice, 1072 00:53:30,006 --> 00:53:32,272 but you can try and talk to us. 1073 00:53:32,274 --> 00:53:34,077 And we can try not to screw it up. 1074 00:53:36,044 --> 00:53:38,779 I feel like I'm on a treadmill going way too fast 1075 00:53:38,781 --> 00:53:40,147 for me to possibly step off, 1076 00:53:40,149 --> 00:53:42,783 so I just keep going faster and faster. 1077 00:53:42,785 --> 00:53:44,451 Wait a minute, I don't understand. 1078 00:53:44,453 --> 00:53:45,685 I thought you hated the gym. 1079 00:53:45,687 --> 00:53:46,754 No, Mom. 1080 00:53:46,756 --> 00:53:48,221 I'm talking about prom. 1081 00:53:48,223 --> 00:53:49,323 - Oh. - Ah. 1082 00:53:49,325 --> 00:53:50,524 Wow, prom. 1083 00:53:50,526 --> 00:53:53,093 Metaphors are not our cup of soup. 1084 00:53:53,095 --> 00:53:56,464 I don't get why I care about it so much. 1085 00:53:56,466 --> 00:53:59,667 Because, missy, ever since you were a little girl, 1086 00:53:59,669 --> 00:54:01,468 all you talked about was prom. 1087 00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:04,638 You would try on my dresses and dance around in your room 1088 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,540 with your little Teddy Ruxpin doll. 1089 00:54:06,542 --> 00:54:07,540 So cute. 1090 00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:08,875 You were adorable 1091 00:54:08,877 --> 00:54:11,377 You even crowned your other stuffed animals king and queen. 1092 00:54:11,379 --> 00:54:15,281 I hate to admit it, but I want to be prom queen. 1093 00:54:15,283 --> 00:54:17,350 Even though it sounds stupid and shallow. 1094 00:54:17,352 --> 00:54:18,886 It doesn't sound stupid at all, honey. 1095 00:54:18,888 --> 00:54:20,053 - No. - It's a little shallow, 1096 00:54:20,055 --> 00:54:21,455 but it's not stupid. 1097 00:54:21,457 --> 00:54:23,189 Most girls feel that way. 1098 00:54:23,191 --> 00:54:24,758 Did you wanna be prom queen? 1099 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,160 Of course I wanted to be prom queen. 1100 00:54:26,162 --> 00:54:28,261 But I'm sorry. Nobody was gonna put a crown 1101 00:54:28,263 --> 00:54:31,598 on Murphy Dadner's and Christine Likinfelt's head. 1102 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:32,665 Oh, come on. 1103 00:54:32,667 --> 00:54:33,801 I know it's hard to believe, 1104 00:54:33,803 --> 00:54:35,669 because we're so cool now. 1105 00:54:35,671 --> 00:54:37,470 You know, it's kind of bizarre to have a daughter 1106 00:54:37,472 --> 00:54:40,006 who's like the most popular girl in school, 1107 00:54:40,008 --> 00:54:42,111 when we were thought of as being so weird. 1108 00:54:43,211 --> 00:54:44,880 People still call us weird. 1109 00:54:45,381 --> 00:54:46,546 To our face. 1110 00:54:46,548 --> 00:54:47,983 You guys are weird! 1111 00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:49,716 See? 1112 00:54:49,718 --> 00:54:51,253 Well, what was your prom like? 1113 00:54:53,856 --> 00:54:55,388 Attention, everyone. 1114 00:54:55,390 --> 00:54:59,392 This is the moment we've all been waiting for. 1115 00:54:59,394 --> 00:55:01,597 This is the crowning of this year's 1116 00:55:02,430 --> 00:55:03,897 prom king and queen. 1117 00:55:03,899 --> 00:55:06,299 Murphy Dadner and Christine Likinfelt. 1118 00:55:08,571 --> 00:55:09,904 Not! 1119 00:55:15,810 --> 00:55:17,944 I'm so sorry that happened to you guys. 1120 00:55:17,946 --> 00:55:20,281 Ah, no pain no gain. 1121 00:55:20,283 --> 00:55:22,482 Listen, honey. You're a good girl. 1122 00:55:22,484 --> 00:55:25,752 If going to prom and being crowned prom queen 1123 00:55:25,754 --> 00:55:26,886 is gonna make you happy, 1124 00:55:26,888 --> 00:55:28,055 then we say go for it. 1125 00:55:28,057 --> 00:55:29,957 - Go for it. - And don't you dare 1126 00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:31,691 worry about what anybody says, 1127 00:55:31,693 --> 00:55:33,194 or what anybody thinks. 1128 00:55:33,196 --> 00:55:34,297 You be you. 1129 00:55:35,865 --> 00:55:37,031 Okay. 1130 00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:39,767 - I love you. - Aw, I love you, too. 1131 00:55:39,769 --> 00:55:40,901 Thank you. 1132 00:55:40,903 --> 00:55:42,405 You're welcome, chicken. 1133 00:55:43,972 --> 00:55:45,341 'Night, peanut. 1134 00:55:47,475 --> 00:55:49,442 I think this is the one time we gave good advice. 1135 00:55:49,444 --> 00:55:51,779 Let's enjoy it, because it's not about to happen again. 1136 00:55:51,781 --> 00:55:53,413 No, never. 1137 00:55:53,415 --> 00:55:54,647 You're killing me. 1138 00:55:54,649 --> 00:55:55,950 You're killing me! 1139 00:55:55,952 --> 00:55:57,718 You're taking bread out of my children's mouth. 1140 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,785 Get here. Look... 1141 00:55:58,787 --> 00:55:59,986 I don't care what... Look at the... 1142 00:55:59,988 --> 00:56:01,357 Hey, Uncle Moish. 1143 00:56:02,591 --> 00:56:04,457 I'll call you back. 1144 00:56:04,459 --> 00:56:07,396 How much money would it take for you to cancel all the limos for the prom tonight? 1145 00:56:08,464 --> 00:56:10,129 I'd never do that. 1146 00:56:10,131 --> 00:56:11,899 But what if I told you it was for your nephew Efraim, 1147 00:56:11,901 --> 00:56:14,435 and he was willing to spend the rest of his bar mitzvah money on it? 1148 00:56:14,437 --> 00:56:17,337 Listen, girl-who-uses-piercings- to-get-attention, 1149 00:56:17,339 --> 00:56:20,309 How do I know you're really here for my nephew Ephraim? 1150 00:57:46,861 --> 00:57:48,497 Hey, lover. When's the limo coming? 1151 00:57:49,265 --> 00:57:50,730 Limo canceled. We're cabbing it. 1152 00:57:50,732 --> 00:57:53,102 I can't be seen coming from a... 1153 00:57:53,669 --> 00:57:55,069 I mean, okay. 1154 00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:57,004 Doesn't matter, as long as we're together. 1155 00:57:57,006 --> 00:57:58,872 Prom's gonna be lit. 1156 00:57:58,874 --> 00:58:01,475 Maybe you could do that thing on Instagram where you're looking at me with heart eyes. 1157 00:58:01,477 --> 00:58:02,975 Yeah, whatever. 1158 00:58:02,977 --> 00:58:04,544 No need to get riled. 1159 00:58:04,546 --> 00:58:06,312 I know you're upset Maddy and Kane got back together, 1160 00:58:06,314 --> 00:58:07,881 but don't take it out on me. 1161 00:58:07,883 --> 00:58:09,386 I'm not upset about anything. 1162 00:58:12,455 --> 00:58:13,886 What did you say? 1163 00:58:13,888 --> 00:58:15,589 I know. Competish for sure. 1164 00:58:15,591 --> 00:58:18,392 But I think everyone feels really bad for you, 1165 00:58:18,394 --> 00:58:20,363 so we still have a shot at winning king and queen. 1166 00:58:23,531 --> 00:58:25,367 Hello! Earth to Cole. 1167 00:58:27,903 --> 00:58:32,008 Either way, you're so gonna get laid tonight. 1168 00:58:40,883 --> 00:58:42,383 What the fuck! 1169 00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:43,386 Maddy! 1170 00:58:45,354 --> 00:58:46,919 Leave her alone, man. 1171 00:58:46,921 --> 00:58:48,490 Kane, don't. Just wait, please. 1172 00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:50,823 What are you doing? 1173 00:58:50,825 --> 00:58:51,991 Cole, calm down. 1174 00:58:51,993 --> 00:58:53,627 How could you do this to me? To all of us? 1175 00:58:53,629 --> 00:58:54,928 - It's complicated. - Try me! 1176 00:58:54,930 --> 00:58:56,596 It's all happening too fast. 1177 00:58:56,598 --> 00:58:58,064 Did last night mean nothing to you? 1178 00:58:58,066 --> 00:59:00,267 No. I just decided I'm not gonna let petty revenge 1179 00:59:00,269 --> 00:59:02,468 get in the way of me having the prom that I've always wanted. 1180 00:59:02,470 --> 00:59:05,805 Yeah, but with the guy that ruined high school for me. 1181 00:59:05,807 --> 00:59:06,973 That guy! 1182 00:59:06,975 --> 00:59:09,075 I don't expect you to understand. 1183 00:59:09,077 --> 00:59:11,310 I just wanna go to prom with my boyfriend 1184 00:59:11,312 --> 00:59:13,513 to take pictures and enjoy the last moment of high school 1185 00:59:13,515 --> 00:59:15,082 like any other normal kid. 1186 00:59:15,084 --> 00:59:17,183 Yeah, it's cliche, but I don't care. 1187 00:59:17,185 --> 00:59:20,754 Everything about high school is cliche. 1188 00:59:20,756 --> 00:59:24,160 Especially the part about the popular girls being human garbage fires. 1189 00:59:27,863 --> 00:59:30,033 Look, I promise, this is for the best. 1190 00:59:30,899 --> 00:59:32,533 Now you can go to your art show. 1191 00:59:34,602 --> 00:59:36,937 Look, I won't rat you guys out. 1192 00:59:36,939 --> 00:59:38,337 But with everything you have planned, 1193 00:59:38,339 --> 00:59:40,477 Just don't ruin prom for me, okay? 1194 00:59:45,948 --> 00:59:47,281 Are you done with your fight? 1195 00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:48,251 Can we go now? 1196 00:59:55,024 --> 00:59:56,857 Hey, rage monster, what's going on in here? 1197 00:59:56,859 --> 00:59:58,024 What do you care? 1198 00:59:58,026 --> 00:59:59,692 I care that you're destroying the house. 1199 00:59:59,694 --> 01:00:01,962 You're about to go off to college and never look back. 1200 01:00:01,964 --> 01:00:03,199 I still live here. 1201 01:00:06,135 --> 01:00:08,138 Maddy went to prom with Kane. 1202 01:00:08,803 --> 01:00:11,205 Oh! 1203 01:00:11,207 --> 01:00:12,906 Well, that makes sense. Kane's awesome. 1204 01:00:12,908 --> 01:00:14,441 Are you serious right now? 1205 01:00:14,443 --> 01:00:16,276 Yeah, I'm serious. He's way cooler than you. 1206 01:00:16,278 --> 01:00:17,444 Oh! 1207 01:00:17,446 --> 01:00:21,180 Cole, I'm sorry. I know how you feel about Maddy. 1208 01:00:21,182 --> 01:00:23,216 If I was 25 years younger, I'd wanna hit that, too. 1209 01:00:23,218 --> 01:00:25,852 - Dad! - And I know about your prom plans. 1210 01:00:25,854 --> 01:00:28,154 - How? - You left your blueprints out. 1211 01:00:28,156 --> 01:00:31,725 - They were in my room. - Yeah, out... in your room. 1212 01:00:31,727 --> 01:00:34,761 Okay? You know, sometimes I come in here and I hang out. 1213 01:00:34,763 --> 01:00:36,430 Pretend I'm not an adult with a job, 1214 01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:38,868 the responsibilities... It's very stress relieving. 1215 01:00:39,535 --> 01:00:41,000 Oh, my God. 1216 01:00:41,002 --> 01:00:42,669 Sometimes I think what it would be like to go back 1217 01:00:42,671 --> 01:00:44,207 and make different choices, too. 1218 01:00:49,444 --> 01:00:50,513 You're being weird. 1219 01:00:51,613 --> 01:00:53,113 Anyway, it doesn't matter. 1220 01:00:53,115 --> 01:00:54,584 I was doing it for her. 1221 01:00:57,285 --> 01:00:58,252 Maybe. 1222 01:00:58,254 --> 01:01:00,022 But you were doing it for the other kids, too. 1223 01:01:00,923 --> 01:01:02,256 Ever since you were a little boy, 1224 01:01:02,258 --> 01:01:04,861 you were always much nicer to people than I ever was. 1225 01:01:05,361 --> 01:01:06,362 I admire that. 1226 01:01:08,030 --> 01:01:10,133 You're being nice. What's happening? 1227 01:01:14,169 --> 01:01:16,473 Maybe you didn't notice, I'm kind of a dick. 1228 01:01:17,573 --> 01:01:18,971 - Well... - No, don't argue! 1229 01:01:18,973 --> 01:01:20,941 I know it's true. 1230 01:01:20,943 --> 01:01:23,576 Which is why you have to see your plan through. 1231 01:01:23,578 --> 01:01:25,113 So people like Kane 1232 01:01:26,515 --> 01:01:27,550 don't become like me. 1233 01:01:30,653 --> 01:01:32,019 I have so much regret 1234 01:01:32,021 --> 01:01:33,589 when I think about how I treated people. 1235 01:01:34,756 --> 01:01:36,622 Oh, God. What I did at prom. 1236 01:01:36,624 --> 01:01:38,725 But you were prom king. 1237 01:01:38,727 --> 01:01:40,928 You were popular, had tons of friends. 1238 01:01:40,930 --> 01:01:42,796 I've seen the portrait. 1239 01:01:45,834 --> 01:01:47,937 Yeah, but I was an asshole. 1240 01:01:49,470 --> 01:01:51,306 Which is why your mom eventually left me. 1241 01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:56,546 Prom king was the highlight of my life. 1242 01:01:57,580 --> 01:01:58,615 Except for you. 1243 01:02:01,617 --> 01:02:03,216 There was... 1244 01:02:03,218 --> 01:02:06,386 supposed to be like a sweet moment, but... 1245 01:02:06,388 --> 01:02:07,290 - Yeah, so... - Oh. 1246 01:02:07,789 --> 01:02:09,156 Cool. 1247 01:02:09,158 --> 01:02:10,059 Yeah. 1248 01:02:11,225 --> 01:02:13,495 So what happened at your prom? 1249 01:02:15,330 --> 01:02:18,131 It wasn't my finest hour, that's for sure. 1250 01:02:18,133 --> 01:02:19,499 Attention! 1251 01:02:19,501 --> 01:02:20,566 Attention, everyone. 1252 01:02:20,568 --> 01:02:24,370 This is the moment we've all been waiting for. 1253 01:02:24,372 --> 01:02:27,040 This is the crowning of this year's 1254 01:02:27,042 --> 01:02:28,841 prom king and queen. 1255 01:02:28,843 --> 01:02:31,548 Murphy Dadner and Christine Likinfelt. 1256 01:02:35,417 --> 01:02:36,549 Not! 1257 01:02:38,953 --> 01:02:41,053 Did you see the look on their faces? 1258 01:02:41,055 --> 01:02:42,756 I'm the prom king. 1259 01:02:42,758 --> 01:02:44,691 Obviously. 1260 01:02:44,693 --> 01:02:46,493 I'm gonna go get laid, all right? 1261 01:02:46,495 --> 01:02:48,227 'Night, losers. 1262 01:02:48,229 --> 01:02:50,529 You did that to Maddy's parents? 1263 01:02:50,531 --> 01:02:53,000 Yeah, and then I bought the house right next to them, 1264 01:02:53,002 --> 01:02:54,834 so I could torment them indefinitely. 1265 01:02:54,836 --> 01:02:56,903 That's insane! 1266 01:02:56,905 --> 01:02:58,238 Why don't you stop? 1267 01:02:58,240 --> 01:02:59,740 Because... 1268 01:02:59,742 --> 01:03:01,611 nobody sabotaged my prom. 1269 01:03:02,944 --> 01:03:04,111 Dad, you're reaching. 1270 01:03:04,113 --> 01:03:06,013 If someone had ruined my prom, 1271 01:03:06,015 --> 01:03:08,048 I'd be much less of an asshole, 1272 01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:09,482 we'd live in a nicer house, 1273 01:03:09,484 --> 01:03:12,252 and your mom wouldn't have abandoned you. 1274 01:03:12,254 --> 01:03:13,453 I'm begging you. 1275 01:03:13,455 --> 01:03:15,221 Destroy that prom. 1276 01:03:15,223 --> 01:03:17,459 You'd be doing everybody a huge favor. 1277 01:03:20,729 --> 01:03:22,595 Good talk. 1278 01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:41,911 Whoo! 1279 01:04:42,510 --> 01:04:44,076 Hello, students, 1280 01:04:44,078 --> 01:04:47,814 and welcome to the best night of your lives. 1281 01:04:47,816 --> 01:04:50,053 Prom! Whoo! Whoo! 1282 01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:54,888 Whoo! Whoo! 1283 01:04:54,890 --> 01:04:57,156 Seriously, you'll be lucky if you can top it. 1284 01:04:57,158 --> 01:05:01,761 Oh, and don't forget to vote for your prom king and queen. 1285 01:05:01,763 --> 01:05:04,230 Oh, and don't forget to wear a condom... 1286 01:05:04,232 --> 01:05:05,397 or pull out. 1287 01:05:05,399 --> 01:05:06,566 Whatever. 1288 01:05:06,568 --> 01:05:08,037 Have a great night. 1289 01:05:08,437 --> 01:05:09,435 Whoo wee! 1290 01:05:09,437 --> 01:05:11,504 So, guys, I spiked the punch bowl. 1291 01:05:11,506 --> 01:05:12,638 Just like a little bit. 1292 01:05:14,176 --> 01:05:16,877 - Are we good to go? - Yeah. 1293 01:05:16,879 --> 01:05:18,477 The voting in for prom queen and king 1294 01:05:18,479 --> 01:05:20,580 is said to guarantee Marissa and Kane win. 1295 01:05:20,582 --> 01:05:23,683 And we are totally ready to Carrie them with paint. 1296 01:05:23,685 --> 01:05:25,551 That reference is so played out. 1297 01:05:25,553 --> 01:05:28,187 Can't we call it wrecking them from Degrassi? 1298 01:05:28,189 --> 01:05:31,258 Oh, my gosh, do not reference that stupid show. 1299 01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:33,292 Who cares what we call it? 1300 01:05:33,294 --> 01:05:34,928 All right? We just have to make sure 1301 01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:36,566 that they're both up there at the same time. 1302 01:05:37,399 --> 01:05:38,401 Where's Dadner? 1303 01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:40,569 She's out. 1304 01:05:41,336 --> 01:05:43,303 That pidge. 1305 01:05:43,305 --> 01:05:45,171 Well, the proverbial jig is up, my friends. 1306 01:05:45,173 --> 01:05:47,774 Why am I even at prom? I didn't want to come to prom. 1307 01:05:47,776 --> 01:05:48,908 Hey! 1308 01:05:48,910 --> 01:05:51,144 We don't need Maddy to validate this. 1309 01:05:51,146 --> 01:05:52,444 All those people out there, 1310 01:05:52,446 --> 01:05:54,848 just want their perfect high school memories 1311 01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:56,783 to their perfect high school life. 1312 01:05:56,785 --> 01:05:59,218 We can't let that happen again. 1313 01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:00,921 So let's go out there and give them 1314 01:06:00,923 --> 01:06:05,725 just a small taste of what they've done to each and every one of us. 1315 01:06:05,727 --> 01:06:08,361 You guys ready to make this a prom they will never forget? 1316 01:06:08,363 --> 01:06:09,962 - Yeah. - Hell, yes. 1317 01:06:09,964 --> 01:06:11,964 I'm so turned on right now. 1318 01:06:11,966 --> 01:06:13,332 Come on, guys, let's bring it in. 1319 01:06:13,334 --> 01:06:14,936 - All right, here we go. - Whoo! 1320 01:06:15,736 --> 01:06:16,970 One, two, three! 1321 01:06:16,972 --> 01:06:18,772 - We are Groot! - What? 1322 01:06:18,774 --> 01:06:20,607 - All right, all right. - So many options. 1323 01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:21,875 One, two, three! 1324 01:06:21,877 --> 01:06:22,875 Holler G. 1325 01:06:22,877 --> 01:06:24,477 - Oh, my God. - Goodness gracious. 1326 01:06:24,479 --> 01:06:25,812 Come on, guys... 1327 01:06:25,814 --> 01:06:28,080 We go bass side? 1328 01:06:28,082 --> 01:06:30,886 Okay, I think we should stop. 1329 01:06:52,506 --> 01:06:53,909 Can I cut in? 1330 01:06:54,443 --> 01:06:55,808 Leave us alone, Marissa. 1331 01:06:55,810 --> 01:06:56,942 Are you kidding me? 1332 01:06:56,944 --> 01:06:58,481 You forgive him and not me? 1333 01:07:00,281 --> 01:07:01,413 F this. 1334 01:07:01,415 --> 01:07:03,482 Hey, babe. 1335 01:07:03,484 --> 01:07:05,588 I have something special for you. 1336 01:07:07,022 --> 01:07:08,324 It's over here. 1337 01:07:09,357 --> 01:07:10,490 What's so funny? 1338 01:07:10,492 --> 01:07:11,625 Nothing. 1339 01:07:11,627 --> 01:07:13,593 Nothing at all. 1340 01:07:13,595 --> 01:07:15,430 - Punch? - Yeah, whatever. 1341 01:07:30,412 --> 01:07:31,379 Here you go. 1342 01:07:36,151 --> 01:07:37,086 All right. 1343 01:07:38,886 --> 01:07:40,787 All ready. 1344 01:07:40,789 --> 01:07:42,091 Okay, hand me the flashlight. 1345 01:07:47,828 --> 01:07:49,194 Uh... 1346 01:07:49,196 --> 01:07:51,932 I wish I'd have met you sooner. 1347 01:07:51,934 --> 01:07:55,067 I would have given anything to have a friend like this the past four years. 1348 01:07:55,069 --> 01:07:57,039 I wish we would have met sooner, too. 1349 01:07:59,508 --> 01:08:00,943 And, Efraim, 1350 01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:02,912 it's okay to look. 1351 01:08:03,377 --> 01:08:04,576 No, seriously. 1352 01:08:04,578 --> 01:08:06,147 Look right now. 1353 01:08:10,252 --> 01:08:12,618 Now plug in the HD mic cord and let's get out of here. 1354 01:08:12,620 --> 01:08:13,923 Got it. 1355 01:08:14,789 --> 01:08:15,925 All right. 1356 01:08:20,962 --> 01:08:22,931 What are you staring at, Sweats? 1357 01:08:26,568 --> 01:08:27,602 Oh, my God! 1358 01:08:47,955 --> 01:08:49,421 Oh, you're gay. 1359 01:08:49,423 --> 01:08:50,290 Yo, bro, are you gay? 1360 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:51,858 No, you're out of the clique. 1361 01:08:54,829 --> 01:08:56,028 Girl, you're straight? 1362 01:08:56,030 --> 01:08:57,429 Get out of the clique. 1363 01:09:01,903 --> 01:09:05,638 Hey, now. Hey, now. Everything is still okay. 1364 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,008 Just calm down. 1365 01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:09,242 Now then, 1366 01:09:09,244 --> 01:09:12,245 let's watch your life in memories. 1367 01:09:12,247 --> 01:09:13,246 The best memories 1368 01:09:13,248 --> 01:09:15,451 that any of you will ever have. 1369 01:09:16,418 --> 01:09:17,550 Ever. 1370 01:09:17,552 --> 01:09:18,718 Hit it. 1371 01:09:36,038 --> 01:09:39,442 I have to admit. This feels pretty good, Efraim. 1372 01:09:41,342 --> 01:09:42,975 Efraim? 1373 01:09:56,757 --> 01:09:59,392 Guys. It's not... 1374 01:09:59,394 --> 01:10:00,893 It is not me. 1375 01:10:00,895 --> 01:10:04,099 It's me, all right, but it's not my penis. 1376 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,532 It's not my penis! 1377 01:10:19,948 --> 01:10:23,452 You realize you're probably gonna get arrested for distributing porn, right? 1378 01:10:24,252 --> 01:10:25,785 Worth it. 1379 01:10:25,787 --> 01:10:28,054 Oh, no. You are coming with me, little man. 1380 01:10:28,056 --> 01:10:30,126 No, I can't be touched by a girl. 1381 01:10:34,695 --> 01:10:35,929 Well... 1382 01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:38,267 We will never be able to unsee that. 1383 01:10:39,066 --> 01:10:42,202 Which might not be a bad thing. 1384 01:10:42,204 --> 01:10:44,504 All right, all you crazy kids. 1385 01:10:44,506 --> 01:10:46,939 Voting is officially closed. 1386 01:10:46,941 --> 01:10:49,008 It's time to find out our king and queen. 1387 01:10:49,010 --> 01:10:50,643 What the hell are you doing? 1388 01:10:50,645 --> 01:10:52,112 Going against my better judgment. 1389 01:10:52,114 --> 01:10:54,279 I know you're still in love with me. 1390 01:10:54,281 --> 01:10:55,482 Sorry, though. 1391 01:10:55,484 --> 01:10:57,986 No happy ending for us. I'm saving that for Maddy. 1392 01:11:00,154 --> 01:11:02,023 You can be such an asshole. 1393 01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,425 Wanting to be with my girlfriend 1394 01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:07,527 when we win king and queen makes me an asshole? 1395 01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:09,394 You're the one trying to get with me right now. 1396 01:11:09,396 --> 01:11:11,563 Okay, first of all, in your dreams. 1397 01:11:11,565 --> 01:11:14,666 And second, I know you're not an asshole, Kane. 1398 01:11:14,668 --> 01:11:16,536 You just mastered acting like one. 1399 01:11:16,538 --> 01:11:18,770 As a former prom queen, 1400 01:11:18,772 --> 01:11:21,573 this is a moment that you never forget. 1401 01:11:21,575 --> 01:11:23,475 It symbolizes an entire school 1402 01:11:23,477 --> 01:11:27,382 coming together and agreeing upon one thing. 1403 01:11:27,882 --> 01:11:29,448 Popularity. 1404 01:11:29,450 --> 01:11:32,152 You know, I remember when you weren't such a complete douche lick. 1405 01:11:32,154 --> 01:11:35,223 And somewhere in my cold, dead heart, I... 1406 01:11:38,693 --> 01:11:40,693 I still want my last memories with you 1407 01:11:40,695 --> 01:11:42,895 to be something more than just terrible. 1408 01:11:42,897 --> 01:11:44,867 Let's reveal this thing. 1409 01:11:46,301 --> 01:11:48,404 I know how I left you for Maddy was shitty. 1410 01:11:49,404 --> 01:11:50,435 Then why did you do it? 1411 01:11:50,437 --> 01:11:51,804 Because I had to. 1412 01:11:51,806 --> 01:11:53,673 No, you didn't. 1413 01:11:53,675 --> 01:11:57,210 You could have just broken up with me like a normal person. 1414 01:11:57,212 --> 01:12:00,846 Instead of giving in to all the pressures of becoming king jock 1415 01:12:00,848 --> 01:12:03,148 and kicking me to the curb like some stray dog. 1416 01:12:03,150 --> 01:12:06,652 This year's king and queen are... 1417 01:12:06,654 --> 01:12:08,123 Can I get a drumroll? 1418 01:12:09,056 --> 01:12:10,089 Now... 1419 01:12:10,091 --> 01:12:12,425 Okay, I'll do it myself. 1420 01:12:15,163 --> 01:12:17,130 I mean, whatever happened to that sweet kid 1421 01:12:17,132 --> 01:12:19,499 that used to ask permission to kiss me? 1422 01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:22,100 Who used to give me rubber bands every day 1423 01:12:22,102 --> 01:12:23,870 because you knew I liked to play with them. 1424 01:12:23,872 --> 01:12:26,805 Not surprisingly... 1425 01:12:26,807 --> 01:12:28,474 Maddy and Kane! 1426 01:12:29,543 --> 01:12:31,678 Are you kidding me! 1427 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:32,911 I gotta go. 1428 01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:34,115 Trust me... 1429 01:12:34,615 --> 01:12:35,551 you don't want to. 1430 01:12:41,522 --> 01:12:43,656 What the hell, guys? That was supposed to be Marissa. 1431 01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:55,971 Enjoy it... 1432 01:12:58,038 --> 01:12:59,072 Wow. 1433 01:12:59,074 --> 01:13:00,740 This is a surprise. 1434 01:13:00,742 --> 01:13:02,008 Okay, this was all Maddy's idea. 1435 01:13:02,010 --> 01:13:03,878 She does not deserve our judgment. 1436 01:13:04,745 --> 01:13:06,011 Wow, Cole. 1437 01:13:06,013 --> 01:13:07,315 That was very big of you. 1438 01:13:07,748 --> 01:13:09,148 Yeah, very big. 1439 01:13:09,150 --> 01:13:11,220 This is something I've always wanted. 1440 01:13:12,220 --> 01:13:13,254 Uh, Kane? 1441 01:13:15,489 --> 01:13:16,889 Where is Kane? 1442 01:13:16,891 --> 01:13:18,858 Be a good guy, Cole. 1443 01:13:18,860 --> 01:13:20,596 You're a bigger man than either one of us are. 1444 01:13:22,596 --> 01:13:23,565 Mutey, hit it. 1445 01:13:32,507 --> 01:13:33,609 Saved you. 1446 01:13:43,918 --> 01:13:45,652 That dress is wrecked. 1447 01:13:57,097 --> 01:13:58,867 Now you know what it feels like... 1448 01:13:59,199 --> 01:14:00,933 assholes. 1449 01:14:19,988 --> 01:14:22,087 How could you do this to me? 1450 01:14:22,089 --> 01:14:23,958 I never did anything to you. 1451 01:14:25,493 --> 01:14:27,626 It wasn't supposed to go down like that. 1452 01:14:27,628 --> 01:14:29,194 It wasn't supposed to be you. 1453 01:14:29,196 --> 01:14:31,397 You blame your entire shitty high school experience 1454 01:14:31,399 --> 01:14:34,334 on me as if you being a loser is my fault. 1455 01:14:34,336 --> 01:14:36,568 You just stood on the sidelines judging me, 1456 01:14:36,570 --> 01:14:37,905 thinking you were better than me. 1457 01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:41,377 Right. I'm sorry. 1458 01:14:43,744 --> 01:14:45,346 Sorry's not good enough. 1459 01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:52,588 Are you kidding me? 1460 01:14:53,421 --> 01:14:54,586 Tighty lives. 1461 01:14:55,656 --> 01:14:57,122 Tighty's back! 1462 01:15:07,735 --> 01:15:09,305 Enough! 1463 01:15:11,439 --> 01:15:12,441 I'm sorry, Maddy. 1464 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:14,342 But this is all on you. 1465 01:15:14,743 --> 01:15:15,808 What? 1466 01:15:15,810 --> 01:15:17,577 I didn't even do anything. 1467 01:15:17,579 --> 01:15:18,547 Exactly. 1468 01:15:19,114 --> 01:15:21,147 You never do anything. 1469 01:15:21,149 --> 01:15:22,982 Which is exactly why guys like Kane 1470 01:15:22,984 --> 01:15:24,884 think it's okay to torment us endlessly. 1471 01:15:24,886 --> 01:15:27,719 Because there are no consequences to their actions. 1472 01:15:27,721 --> 01:15:28,854 You stay their friend. 1473 01:15:28,856 --> 01:15:30,022 You go to their parties. 1474 01:15:30,024 --> 01:15:31,523 You become their girlfriend or boyfriend. 1475 01:15:31,525 --> 01:15:34,393 You stand idly by like citizens of a war who believe 1476 01:15:34,395 --> 01:15:36,962 they have no blame for the atrocities 1477 01:15:36,964 --> 01:15:38,167 that happen in high school. 1478 01:15:39,033 --> 01:15:40,869 So, yeah, we ruined your night. 1479 01:15:42,169 --> 01:15:43,038 So what? 1480 01:15:44,739 --> 01:15:46,107 We didn't shoot up the school, 1481 01:15:47,074 --> 01:15:48,510 none of us committed suicide. 1482 01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:50,910 Even though we may have thought of it 1483 01:15:50,912 --> 01:15:52,347 just because of the way you treat us. 1484 01:15:54,114 --> 01:15:55,180 And the saddest part is that 1485 01:15:55,182 --> 01:15:57,218 most of us just wish you liked us. 1486 01:16:00,154 --> 01:16:01,489 We even fall in love with you. 1487 01:16:03,857 --> 01:16:05,561 We all grew up together. 1488 01:16:07,328 --> 01:16:08,861 The only people in our entire lives 1489 01:16:08,863 --> 01:16:10,462 we'll be able to say that about. 1490 01:16:10,464 --> 01:16:13,465 And here we are, using all these new forms of communication 1491 01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:14,700 not to bring us all together, 1492 01:16:14,702 --> 01:16:17,202 but to rip each other apart. 1493 01:16:17,204 --> 01:16:19,104 Movies have been made for decades 1494 01:16:19,106 --> 01:16:21,506 about how cruel we are to each other. 1495 01:16:21,508 --> 01:16:22,508 And we can relate. 1496 01:16:22,510 --> 01:16:24,046 Just nothing ever happens. 1497 01:16:25,446 --> 01:16:28,281 High school is just a popularity contest. 1498 01:16:28,283 --> 01:16:29,916 But for some reason, that's not good enough. 1499 01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:32,554 So we created an actual popularity contest... 1500 01:16:34,556 --> 01:16:36,188 for prom king and queen. 1501 01:16:36,190 --> 01:16:38,926 To verify just how unpopular the rest of us are. 1502 01:16:41,962 --> 01:16:43,197 What is up with that? 1503 01:16:48,436 --> 01:16:49,405 Prom. 1504 01:16:58,745 --> 01:17:00,047 Fuck the prom! 1505 01:17:01,516 --> 01:17:03,018 Yeah, fuck the prom. 1506 01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:06,018 Fuck the prom! 1507 01:17:06,020 --> 01:17:07,553 Yeah, fuck the prom. 1508 01:17:07,555 --> 01:17:08,754 Fuck the prom. 1509 01:17:08,756 --> 01:17:09,889 Fuck the prom. 1510 01:17:09,891 --> 01:17:11,724 Fuck the prom. 1511 01:17:11,726 --> 01:17:13,559 Fuck the prom. 1512 01:17:13,561 --> 01:17:15,193 Fuck the prom. 1513 01:17:15,195 --> 01:17:16,696 Fuck the prom. 1514 01:17:16,698 --> 01:17:18,264 Fuck the prom. 1515 01:17:18,266 --> 01:17:19,799 Fuck the prom. 1516 01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:21,533 Fuck the prom. 1517 01:17:21,535 --> 01:17:22,902 Fuck the prom. 1518 01:17:22,904 --> 01:17:24,603 Fuck the prom. 1519 01:17:24,605 --> 01:17:26,005 Fuck the prom. 1520 01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:47,596 Wait, can we have a second? 1521 01:17:48,663 --> 01:17:50,098 Make it quick. 1522 01:17:51,533 --> 01:17:53,168 I knew this would happen. 1523 01:17:54,668 --> 01:17:56,001 We didn't even get to dance. 1524 01:17:56,003 --> 01:17:57,169 I've told you. 1525 01:17:57,171 --> 01:17:59,040 I'm shomer. I can't... 1526 01:18:02,276 --> 01:18:03,709 All right, that's enough. 1527 01:18:03,711 --> 01:18:04,844 That's enough. 1528 01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:07,580 Back up. Back up. 1529 01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:10,118 You're gonna be in the sex offender list for the rest of your life, kid. 1530 01:18:10,717 --> 01:18:12,186 Definitely worth it. 1531 01:18:22,663 --> 01:18:23,865 Do you wanna dance? 1532 01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:27,336 Sure. 1533 01:18:28,802 --> 01:18:30,736 No. I'm sorry. Can't... Can't do it. 1534 01:18:30,738 --> 01:18:31,906 Nope, can't do it. 1535 01:18:36,543 --> 01:18:37,546 Felicity. 1536 01:18:39,713 --> 01:18:40,915 Felicity. 1537 01:18:42,684 --> 01:18:44,186 Felicity Stufts. 1538 01:18:47,355 --> 01:18:49,091 You don't respond to your own name anymore? 1539 01:18:50,158 --> 01:18:53,028 Well, no one's called me that since... 1540 01:18:53,994 --> 01:18:56,297 Well, you. 1541 01:18:58,565 --> 01:18:59,867 Dance with me, Felicity. 1542 01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,220 You wanna dance? 1543 01:19:22,222 --> 01:19:23,389 Yes! 1544 01:19:23,391 --> 01:19:24,560 Let's go. 1545 01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:27,128 Cole, can we talk? 1546 01:19:38,972 --> 01:19:41,008 Moments like these should remain unfiltered. 1547 01:19:41,642 --> 01:19:42,843 Right? 1548 01:20:20,181 --> 01:20:21,947 Well, they let me out on probation, 1549 01:20:21,949 --> 01:20:24,483 but I'm on the sex offenders list indefinitely. 1550 01:20:24,485 --> 01:20:26,518 Let's discuss the fact that we're trending. 1551 01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:27,620 Fuck the prom. 1552 01:20:27,622 --> 01:20:28,720 So awesome. 1553 01:20:28,722 --> 01:20:30,322 Why wasn't I speaking before? 1554 01:20:30,324 --> 01:20:32,191 Oh, my God. Maddy's hair. 1555 01:20:32,193 --> 01:20:33,628 This is the same hairstyle... 1556 01:20:35,762 --> 01:20:37,129 That hair, though. 1557 01:20:37,131 --> 01:20:39,234 The hair, it's the same! 1558 01:20:56,150 --> 01:20:57,119 Dadner. 1559 01:21:06,561 --> 01:21:07,529 Cole, wait. 1560 01:21:10,964 --> 01:21:14,069 Just give him a few more days to cool off. 1561 01:21:15,837 --> 01:21:17,001 Yeah. 1562 01:21:19,841 --> 01:21:21,773 Well, hello. 1563 01:21:21,775 --> 01:21:23,108 To what do I owe the pleasure? 1564 01:21:23,110 --> 01:21:25,044 Is Cole here? 1565 01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:28,080 He's probably up playing 68 sided dice game somewhere. 1566 01:21:28,082 --> 01:21:30,318 Perfect. Can I come in? I'm looking for something. 1567 01:21:30,818 --> 01:21:32,184 Yeah. 1568 01:21:32,186 --> 01:21:33,919 Oh, and do you know what school Cole's art show is for? 1569 01:21:33,921 --> 01:21:35,222 I don't care. 1570 01:21:54,941 --> 01:21:56,544 Cole Reed. 1571 01:21:57,244 --> 01:21:58,245 Yeah! 1572 01:21:59,413 --> 01:22:01,045 Kane Heely. 1573 01:22:01,047 --> 01:22:02,483 Felicity Stufts. 1574 01:22:03,117 --> 01:22:04,683 TJ... 1575 01:22:04,685 --> 01:22:06,354 Brian Hertsenburg. 1576 01:22:07,221 --> 01:22:08,953 Larry Max. 1577 01:22:08,955 --> 01:22:10,688 Abby Klein. 1578 01:22:10,690 --> 01:22:12,758 Emile Clan. 1579 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,460 Also, I love talking. 1580 01:22:14,462 --> 01:22:15,795 Whoo! 1581 01:22:15,797 --> 01:22:17,729 Maddy "the bomb" Dadner. 1582 01:22:17,731 --> 01:22:18,863 Whoo! 1583 01:22:20,168 --> 01:22:22,367 That's my girl! 1584 01:22:22,369 --> 01:22:24,135 You know, you may have cleaned up your act a little bit, 1585 01:22:24,137 --> 01:22:25,603 but I still think you're weird. 1586 01:22:25,605 --> 01:22:26,874 Oh, said the lonely perv. 1587 01:22:27,374 --> 01:22:28,573 True. 1588 01:22:34,781 --> 01:22:36,215 So you got in. 1589 01:22:36,217 --> 01:22:37,148 So I did. 1590 01:22:37,150 --> 01:22:39,253 When do you leave? 1591 01:22:39,887 --> 01:22:41,252 Right now. 1592 01:22:41,254 --> 01:22:43,221 Yeah, it starts this weekend. 1593 01:22:43,223 --> 01:22:45,925 Are we gonna make one of those stupid 1594 01:22:45,927 --> 01:22:47,863 high-school-best-friend-pacts to keep in touch? 1595 01:22:48,729 --> 01:22:50,161 I mean, if that's what you need to 1596 01:22:50,163 --> 01:22:52,264 protect your vulnerable feelings. 1597 01:22:52,266 --> 01:22:53,732 Me? Vulnerable? 1598 01:22:53,734 --> 01:22:56,835 Mr. I-Made-A-Speech-At-Prom- With-My-Pants-Around-My-Ankles. 1599 01:22:56,837 --> 01:23:01,242 Says Ms. I-Saved-My-Ex-Bf- Who-Used-To-Give-Me-Rubber-Bands. 1600 01:23:02,209 --> 01:23:03,444 Shut up. 1601 01:23:05,712 --> 01:23:07,712 Thank you for... 1602 01:23:07,714 --> 01:23:09,950 not making high school completely suck. 1603 01:23:10,952 --> 01:23:13,855 Are we supposed to hug now or something? 1604 01:23:18,793 --> 01:23:20,295 All right, guys. Selfie time. 1605 01:23:21,294 --> 01:23:22,827 I thought once your hair got boring 1606 01:23:22,829 --> 01:23:24,263 you didn't care about selfies, Dadner. 1607 01:23:24,265 --> 01:23:26,200 Shut up and get in the picture. 1608 01:23:28,502 --> 01:23:29,568 Sorry, I'm out. 1609 01:23:29,570 --> 01:23:30,635 Wait, what? 1610 01:23:30,637 --> 01:23:31,703 How come? 1611 01:23:31,705 --> 01:23:33,175 - Okay. - Gotta go. 1612 01:23:34,507 --> 01:23:35,773 Dude, you're just gonna leave? 1613 01:23:35,775 --> 01:23:36,774 Leave me hanging? 1614 01:23:36,776 --> 01:23:38,309 Come on. Come on, Cole. 1615 01:23:38,311 --> 01:23:39,446 Cole. 1616 01:23:41,982 --> 01:23:42,982 I gotta go, guys. 1617 01:23:42,984 --> 01:23:45,220 - Maddy, come on. - Gosh. 1618 01:23:45,753 --> 01:23:47,252 Cole... 1619 01:23:47,254 --> 01:23:50,188 Dude, I don't know how you haven't figured this out yet, 1620 01:23:50,190 --> 01:23:53,060 but Maddy's the whole reason you got into art school. 1621 01:23:53,860 --> 01:23:55,327 What are you talking about? 1622 01:23:55,329 --> 01:23:58,130 She was the one that sent your portfolio to Head of Admissions. 1623 01:23:58,132 --> 01:23:59,631 How do you not know this? 1624 01:23:59,633 --> 01:24:00,899 Because nobody told me that. 1625 01:24:00,901 --> 01:24:04,103 Oh, my God. You are such a dumb boy. 1626 01:24:04,105 --> 01:24:06,274 Thank God I'm off to college where real men await. 1627 01:24:06,940 --> 01:24:08,209 What am I supposed to do? 1628 01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:10,312 Thank her? 1629 01:24:20,654 --> 01:24:21,956 Hey. 1630 01:24:22,656 --> 01:24:23,925 Can we talk? 1631 01:24:25,726 --> 01:24:27,162 Yeah, of course. 1632 01:24:28,095 --> 01:24:30,895 I owe you a huge thank you. 1633 01:24:30,897 --> 01:24:32,997 Huh. For what? 1634 01:24:32,999 --> 01:24:35,470 Being a terrible friend, or for ruining your prom? 1635 01:24:38,105 --> 01:24:39,574 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 1636 01:24:42,743 --> 01:24:46,111 Cole, you're one of the most incredible people I've ever met. 1637 01:24:46,113 --> 01:24:48,350 Not to mention hands down most talented. 1638 01:24:49,150 --> 01:24:50,683 I could't live with myself 1639 01:24:50,685 --> 01:24:52,520 if you didn't make it into your dream school because of me. 1640 01:24:59,293 --> 01:25:00,262 What's this? 1641 01:25:01,529 --> 01:25:03,362 A going away present. 1642 01:25:03,364 --> 01:25:05,634 But you're the one moving. Should I have given you a gift? 1643 01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,168 You already have. 1644 01:25:08,970 --> 01:25:10,437 Come on, open it. 1645 01:25:50,511 --> 01:25:52,013 It says you love me. 1646 01:25:53,881 --> 01:25:55,950 Is that real, or is that just the story? 1647 01:25:57,851 --> 01:25:59,086 It's not fiction. 1648 01:26:13,967 --> 01:26:15,235 We shouldn't... 1649 01:26:17,771 --> 01:26:19,004 Can't you stay till the end of summer, 1650 01:26:19,006 --> 01:26:20,208 before school starts? 1651 01:26:21,007 --> 01:26:22,109 I don't think so. 1652 01:26:23,811 --> 01:26:26,511 Things got so intense between us so quickly, 1653 01:26:26,513 --> 01:26:29,117 I think it might be best if we're just friends. 1654 01:26:33,220 --> 01:26:35,589 Yeah, you're probably right. 1655 01:26:41,395 --> 01:26:43,397 Do you think college will be easier than high school? 1656 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:47,168 I hope so. 1657 01:26:50,805 --> 01:26:52,841 So, what do we do now? 1658 01:27:11,869 --> 01:27:16,869 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1658 01:27:17,305 --> 01:27:23,722 -= www.OpenSubtitles.org =-113329