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[♪]
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[SCREECHING]
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There, you see,
Professor Hicks,
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the school is in desperate need
of athletic equipment.
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The girls need sports,
they want sports,
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and besides,
it's good for 'em.
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I know what's
good for the girls.
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Oh, Mother.
Yes,
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in my day we kept
our noses in books
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and didn't run around
dressed like fan dancers.
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It's useless to argue,
Benson.
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Mrs. Cattsby's generous donation
will be used for the salaries
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of the three
European professors
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who arrive today
to join our faculty.
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Oh, that reminds me!
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We'd better start
preparing for their arrival.
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That's Mother for you.
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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
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I'm going across the street,
men, for a sandwich.
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Now listen, when customers
come in, give 'em service.
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Now, this is your first day
on the job,
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so show me that you got
what it takes.
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Don't be afraid to push
those sponges around.
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Use a little
elbow grease.
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Suppose it's
knee action.
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[ANGRILY]:
What's the idea?
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Mistaken identity.
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Hi, pal.
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Okay, boss,
you can trust us.
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Carry on.
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You heard what the boss said.
He's a pretty nice guy.
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We'll grease their elbows
and I'll grease their palms.
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Carry on.
Carry on.
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[HORN HONKING]
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What'll it be,
stranger?
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Put in 10 gallons
of gas.
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I'm going across the street
for a sandwich.
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Okay, boys, super service.
Carry on!
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ALL:
Right, right, right, right.
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Well, I guess we might as well
have lunch here, gentlemen.
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BOTH:
Ja.
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ALL:
Right, right, right.
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Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Swing it!
Give them super service.
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Elbow grease, eh?
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Thank you.
Super ser--
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Hold it.
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Super service,
help yourself.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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[SNEEZES]
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Gesundheit.
Super service.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[CHATTER]
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Clean windshield,
gents.
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[ALL COUGHING]
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[HUMMING]
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Why, I never saw such
service in my life.
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Hey,
throw me that polish!
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Right.
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That's what you call--
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What are you doing?
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Quiet. Over in a minute.
What are you doing?
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Hold it.
[CHATTER]
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[GRUNTING]
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What's all
the rumpus here?
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Take it easy, field marshal.
Sit down.
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You don't know what
you're doing. Go help him,
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I'll finish this.
Right.
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Hey, we gotta clean
the spark plugs, get the tools.
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Okay, finish this.
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Right. Right.
Right. Right.
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[SINGING]
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Come on, hurry up.
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Super service.
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[CHATTER]
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Wait.
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Don't you men know you're
not supposed to open a body
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unless you sterilize
your hands?
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ALL:
Super service.
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Hey, can you guys give me
a little help?
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I need
some repairs.
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We're pretty busy, pal,
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but we'll be glad
to let you use the tools.
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Save us working the job.
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All right, men,
a little super service.
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You check the battery,
you check tires.
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What are you gonna check?
I'll check you guys.
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Right.
Right.
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[SHOUTING]
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Don't worry about nothing.
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I'll get that done
in a minute here, bud.
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I never thought--
What is this?
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Just as I thought.
What?
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Huh. What--
What you doing?
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Take it easy, now.
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Hey,
what kind of a place is this?
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Let go my leg.
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Hey, what are you
trying to do?
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I'm gonna
press his pants.
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Well, leave him alone and check
the tires like I told you.
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Right.
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Don't do any--
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Only one ahead of you,
you're next.
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Right.
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[HISSING]
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Stop it.
Quiet.
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Larry?
Give.
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Okay, okay.
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[HISSING STOPS]
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[HISSING RESUMES]
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[CURLY GRUNTING]
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What's the matter
with you?
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Oh, I just got this
fellow cleaned up.
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Shut it off!
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Larry, shut it off.
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Stop it. Stop it.
Please.
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Are you hurt?
Are you all right?
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Get up out of there.
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You see what you did,
huh?
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Now I gotta clean
those guys up again.
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BOTH: Oh!
Don't stand around idle.
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You put in the water,
you put in the gas.
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Get moving. Right.
BOTH: Right.
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Sorry, gents, but this can
happen in the best of places.
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I'll have you all cleaned up
in a jiffy.
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[GRUMBLING]
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Take it easy, now, boys.
Everything's all right.
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That's all right now.
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MOE:
Now, hold still, now.
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Just a minute,
I'll have a towel right away.
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Stop that.
Just take it easy, fellas.
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[BELL CHIMING]
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Hey, did you put
the water in?
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Ah, you never
do anything right.
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[EXPLOSION]
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What happened?
It's murder, it's arson.
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Let's get outta here!
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MOE:
Hey, Curly, come on!
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Hey, Moe, Larry!
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[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
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What's the matter?
We're outta gas.
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Outta gas?
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What do you think
this thing is, a camel?
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We've been going
for over three hours.
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Let's get outta here.
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Hey, wait a minute.
Didn't we forget something?
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I can't think
of anything.
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How about Curly?
Curly?
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He's in the car!
Curly!
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Hey, Curly!
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Open the door.
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Hey, Curly.
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He's frozen.
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Get him outta there.
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Oh, a frozen dainty,
eh?
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He's as stiff as a plank.
What are we gonna do with him?
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We'll build a fire
and thaw him out.
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Come on,
get him into the woods.
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Get your arm
under here.
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[CRACKING]
Up we go.
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He's done on this side,
turn him over.
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Twenty minutes to a pound.
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Ha, ha.
We'll be here a month.
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[YELLS]
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What happened?
Get me off here.
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Untie me!
LARRY: He's burning, Moe!
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MOE:
All right, he's done.
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[SCREECHING]
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Easy now, kid.
Easy. Whoa!
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Easy, kid,
I'm getting you.
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Whoo.
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[YELLING]
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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[SHOUTING]
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Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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[PANTING]
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Are you all right?
Take it easy, kid. Come here.
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Give me your hand,
give me your hand.
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[CHATTER]
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Whoa!
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Now look at the mess
you got us into.
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Wait a minute.
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What about those suitcases
I put in that ice-cream truck?
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There might be some
dry clothes in them.
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That's a good idea,
let's go and look.
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I ought to beat your brains in,
and I think I will.
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[SCREECHES]
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Hey, wait for me.
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I ain't going any place.
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They've stopped.
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Look, they must be
our three professors.
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Yes, yes, indeed.
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Welcome to Mildew.
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I guess she means us,
let's go.
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Oh, Professor Von Stupor?
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Stupid?
I guess you mean him.
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We have a grand day
planned.
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First a visit
to the classrooms,
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then a reception
and a buffet luncheon.
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I never ate a buffet,
but I bet you got something.
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Look out, let me get in there,
will you?
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Oh,
you'll just love it.
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Mildew has a lovely
student body.
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Yours wouldn't be so bad either,
if you took off about 20 pounds.
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What?
Come on, sister, let's go.
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[CLAPPING]
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Thank you, girls.
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Henceforth, Mildew College
will take its place among
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the world's greatest
institutions of learning.
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No other school can boast
of having such distinguished
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educators as Professors
Feinstein, Frankfurter,
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and Von Stupor.
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[CLAPPING]
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Say, I'll meet you in the gym,
next to the dumbbells,
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You'll know me,
I got a hat.
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[CHUCKLES]
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And now, I'm going to call on
Professor Feinstein to tell you
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something of his
famous theory.
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[CLAPPING]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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Oh, me, uh--
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Any questions?
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Is it true that time and space
are calculated by the direct
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ratio of interplanetary
magnetism to solar radiation?
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What do you think?
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I think we're gonna have
trouble with this dame.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm gonna-- Sit down.
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I'm gonna test your--
Sit down.
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I'm gonna test your mental
coordination with a little--
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Sit down!
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With a little number called
"Swinging the Alphabet."
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LARRY AND CURLY:
Swinging, right.
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Right.
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I'll explain it so even
you can understand.
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My colleagues will assist.
Ready, sister?
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Get that junk out of here.
Come on boys, scram.
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I'll give you the idea
in a nutshell.
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B-A, bay.
B-E, be.
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B-I, bickey-bi,
B-O, bo--
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I'll give you
the correct demonstration.
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Cutie pie,
pound those horse teeth.
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[PIANO STARTS PLAYING]
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♪ B-A, bay, B-E, be, ♪
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♪ B-I, bickey-bi, B-O Bo,
Bickey-bi-bo, ♪
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♪ B-U Bu, Bickey-bi-bo-bu. ♪
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ALL:
♪ C-A, say, C-E, see ♪
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♪ C-I, sickey-si,
C-O, so ♪
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♪ Sickey-si-so,
C-U, soo, sickey-si-so-soo. ♪
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Get the idea girls?
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Now, we'll all join together
on the letter D.
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[PIANO PLAYING]
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GIRLS:
♪ D-A, day, D-E, dee ♪
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♪ D-I, dickey-di,
D-O, doe ♪
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♪ Dickey-di-doe, D-U, do,
Dickey-di-doe-do ♪
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♪ F-A, fay, F-E, fee ♪
255
00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:11,300
♪ F-I, fickey-fi,
F-O, foe ♪
256
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:15,000
♪ Fickey-fi-foe, F-U, foo,
Fickey-fi-foe-foo ♪
257
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,390
♪ G-A, jay, G-E, gee ♪
258
00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:20,340
♪ G-I, jickey-ji,
G-O, joe ♪
259
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,260
♪ Gickey-ji-joe, G-U, joo
Gickey-ji-joe-joo ♪
260
00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:24,480
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
261
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,840
♪ F, J, A ♪
262
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:26,730
♪ H, G, E ♪
263
00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:29,600
♪ H-I, hickey-hi,
H-O, hoe ♪
264
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,730
♪ Hickey-hi-ho,
H-U, hoo ♪
265
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:33,740
♪ Hickey-hi-ho-hoo ♪
266
00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:36,240
♪ J-A, jay
J-E, gee ♪
267
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,740
♪ J-I, jickey-ji,
J-O, joe ♪
268
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:41,080
♪ Jickey-ji-joe,
J-U, joo ♪
269
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,490
♪ Jickey-ji-joe-joo ♪
270
00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:45,410
♪ K-A, kay,
K-E, kee ♪
271
00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,920
♪ K-I, kickey-ki,
K-O, ko ♪
272
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,420
♪ Kickey-ki-ko,
K-U, koo ♪
273
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,920
♪ Kickey-ki-ko-koo ♪
274
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,920
♪ L-A, lay,
L-E, lee ♪
275
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,430
♪ L-I, lickey-li,
L-O, lo ♪
276
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:58,460
♪ Lickey-li-lo,
L-U, loo ♪
277
00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:00,630
♪ Curly's a dope ♪
278
00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:02,680
♪ M-A, may,
M-E, me ♪
279
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,300
♪ M-I, mickey-mi,
M-O, mo ♪
280
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,190
♪ Mickey-mi-mo,
M-U, moo ♪
281
00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:08,050
♪ Mickey-mi-mo-moo ♪
282
00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:09,940
[MUSIC SPEEDS UP]
283
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:26,540
[APPLAUSE]
284
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,990
Oh, Duncan, Mother said
to announce luncheon
285
00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:33,000
as soon as it's ready.
286
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,460
I shall do so at once, miss.
287
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,420
[BELLS CHIME]
288
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,920
Luncheon is served.
289
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,260
Oh, super service.
290
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:46,560
All right,
Easy, fellas.
291
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,560
Take your time,
there's enough for every--
292
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,560
It's bad etiquette to reach
in front of a person
293
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:53,070
when said person is trying
to snag a morsel of food.
294
00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:55,680
Oh!
295
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,570
Head him off around there!
I'll get him down here!
296
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,070
[PEOPLE GASPING]
297
00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:02,830
Oh, somebody,
do something, help him!
298
00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:05,160
Hold still kid,
I'll get you.
299
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,500
Oh.
300
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:12,280
I can't do a thing with him.
You try something.
301
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,790
Oh!
302
00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:15,120
Oh, a wise guy, eh?
303
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,920
[SHOUTS]
304
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:20,290
From now on,
you're on your own.
305
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:21,790
That's gratitude for you.
306
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,300
Do you think we'd
better call a doctor?
307
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,800
No, if he had
an ounce of initiative,
308
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,130
he'd swallow the thing.
309
00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:28,520
Oh, Mrs. Cattsby?
310
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,350
Yes?
May I see you?
311
00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:31,850
Certainly.
312
00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:33,310
[GROANS]
313
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:38,030
Some terrible mistake.
A mistake?
314
00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:40,860
I am Professor Von Stupor.
I beg your pardon?
315
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:43,150
Ready, go.
316
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,700
A bull's-eye.
317
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,200
This is the last straw.
318
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,620
Tonight we return to Hamburg
on The Clipper.
319
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,120
I never heard
of such a thing.
320
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,630
You never heard
of what?
321
00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:55,410
He's gonna get a hamburger
with a zipper.
322
00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:57,710
Wait.
323
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:05,340
We will mix them a formula
324
00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:07,090
they will never forget.
Good.
325
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,890
Gentlemen,
I demand an explanation.
326
00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:11,390
Oh, don't worry, lady,
let 'em go.
327
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,900
What this college needs anyway
is athletics. Football.
328
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:14,900
And basketball.
329
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,400
I can do very nicely
with a highball.
330
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,400
What do you mean?
[SCREECHES]
331
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,850
Come on outside, lady.
We'll demonstrate.
332
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:22,910
Come on, toots.
Come on, girls!
333
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:24,910
[CHATTER]
334
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,280
Now just try
and visualize, lady,
335
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,110
a beautiful spring afternoon,
the flowers are in bloom.
336
00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,120
The bees are
making honey.
337
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,580
And Seabiscuit is making six
furlongs in one 10 flat.
338
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:36,590
[CLICKING]
339
00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,090
Oh!
Quiet.
340
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,090
[BARKS]
341
00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:41,460
The grandstands are filled
to capacity, and look:
342
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,380
I see a diamond.
343
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,430
BOTH:
Where?
344
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:47,880
Just old-time
prospectors.
345
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,350
All right, break it up.
346
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:50,850
Now, Mrs. Cats.
Cattsby.
347
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,850
All right, Cattsby.
Sufferen-Cattsby.
348
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,690
Aw, suffering--
Hey, will you quit heckling me?
349
00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:56,560
Come on men,
break it up.
350
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,060
Any luck?
Aw, he gets all the breaks.
351
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,060
Yeah,
I found a corona.
352
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,480
A corona?
It was a corona corona,
353
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,480
but I only found half of it.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
354
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,320
[GIRLS GIGGLING]
355
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,490
Shall I put in a little
of this?
356
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,150
MAN:
Just a little,
about one quart.
357
00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:13,870
Good.
358
00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:16,320
You see, basketball is very
difficult to explain
359
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,330
without a basketball.
Has anyone a basketball handy?
360
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,710
Any kind will do.
361
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,080
Crow-flight,
Baby Dimple.
362
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,590
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
Oh, thank you.
363
00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:28,090
That's what I call
super service.
364
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:30,090
Come on, men,
we'll demonstrate.
365
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,060
Whoo-whoo-whoo.
366
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:33,010
What's the meaning
of this?
367
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:34,010
Don't worry,
Mother.
368
00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:36,980
Come on, swing it!
369
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:39,010
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
370
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,230
[ALL LAUGHING]
371
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:42,520
Hey,
what's the idea?
372
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,440
She intercepted it.
Come on, let's get it.
373
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,520
Run, lady, your team's getting
all the breaks.
374
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,320
ALL [SHOUTING]:
Run, run!
375
00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:55,830
CATTSBY:
Let me out of here.
376
00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:57,330
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
377
00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:58,780
Get up off of me.
378
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:01,200
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
379
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,710
Mrs. Cattsby's ball
on her own 5 yard line.
380
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,210
I've had just about enough
of this, gentlemen.
381
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:08,130
ALL:
A fumble, a fumble!
382
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:11,010
I've never been
so humiliated in my life,
383
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,020
but I'll
forgive everything
384
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,520
and give the school
an athletic fund
385
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,390
if you'll just get those three
poor professors back.
386
00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:19,310
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
387
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,520
Hey, fellas?
Get rid of that ball,
388
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,440
the lady's got a proposition.
389
00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:27,400
[EXPLOSION]
390
00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:32,740
There you are, lady. That's what
I call super service.
391
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:33,740
But look at them.
392
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:35,740
We'll have them cleaned up
in a minute.
393
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,740
Carry on men.
ALL: Right! Right, right.
394
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,240
[♪]
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