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Kids, it's not always rational,
but people on their wedding day...
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...sometimes find themselves panicking
about whether they made the best choice.
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I have a better tie at home.
It's cornflower blue. It's cornflower blue!
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But lucky for Barney, he was marrying a rock.
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I can't go through with this wedding.
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Last year, when you helped Victoria escape,
how hard was it to climb that drainpipe?
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- Extremely hard.
- So that means super easy. Thanks.
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Wait, wait. Stop.
What the hell are you doing?
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I can't go through with this.
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No, no, sorry. I refuse to be a part
of a third runaway-bride situation.
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It's like the dude who kept having
women show up dead at his staircase.
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Maybe they tripped,
but do you wanna hang out with that guy?
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You're gonna think I'm insane...
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...but I still think that it's a bad sign
I never found that locket.
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Some part of me thought
that Barney would magically find it.
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I know. I know that's unfair of me
to expect that, but...
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You know, I wanna be with a guy
who comes through for me. You know?
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The guy who somehow, against all odds...
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...finds my locket.
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Okay, just, um... Just calm down. Stay put.
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Uh, I'm gonna go get you some water, okay?
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Ripped By mstoll
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Uh, listen, I have something for you.
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Before I give it to you,
I just wanna make sure you're okay.
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I was freaking out a little earlier, but Lily
and Marshall calmed me down. I'm okay.
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- Good. Good. So Robin's a little nervous.
- Nervous? Why's she nervous?
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I'm not nervous. Who's nervous?
No one needs to be nervous.
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Cornflower blue, Ted. Cornflower blue!
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First off, kudos to Marshall and Lily
for calming you down.
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Second, do you remember Robin's locket?
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Yeah, of course.
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She never found it.
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Whoa.
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- How did you...?
- I never told you...
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...because I was afraid you'd take it
the wrong way. I wound up tracking it down.
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It's a long story.
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I was gonna give it to Robin as a surprise...
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...but she needs it to come from you.
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- Ted, I don't know.
- Take it. Please.
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How'd you find it?
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I didn't find it. You found it.
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- Hey. What you writing?
- Hey.
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Um, it's my wedding day.
What do you think I'm writing?
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- A suicide note?
- Hey-o.
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- Oh, God. Is it a suicide note?
- Oh, God. How many pills did you take?
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- Quick, how do we make him vomit?
- Uh, remind him he's getting married?
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Hey-o. Ha, ha.
Wait, now I'm confused. Are you dying?
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I'm writing my vows to Robin.
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But I want them to be profound
and inspiring.
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As if they were written by the bard himself,
Lionel Richie.
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Then why did you wait
until right before the wedding?
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I've been trying to get these right for weeks.
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This is a lot of vows.
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Vow-za.
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I'll say it again. Vow-za.
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Are you gonna read all these?
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Yeah, wouldn't it be better to project them
as a Vower-Point presentation?
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I'll say it again. Vower...
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I know it's a lot, but I don't wanna
screw up this wedding thing.
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"I vow to love you forever, unconditionally...
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...unless you pudge out, in which case
I'm a Barney-shaped hole in the wall."
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Okay. "I vow to start
watching hockey with you."
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Oh. That one's sweet.
I know how much you hate hockey.
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"Once a month."
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- It's still a nice gesture.
- "No, once a year.
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Nope, hockey's dumb, not watching it.
And neither are you, woman.
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Now make me French toast."
I'll put this in the "maybe" pile?
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Look, if you're having trouble...
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...you've got two expert vow consultants
standing right in front of you.
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We can show you vow it's done.
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- I'll say it again. Vow...
- We're just not enjoying them, honey.
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I am not gonna take marriage advice
from a couple who just got in a gigantic fight.
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I'm doing fine on my own.
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No, you're not.
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All of these vows are selfish
and way too easy to keep.
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Wedding vows need to be real commitments.
Like our vows.
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- Poppycock.
- What are you talking about?
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I remember your precious wedding vows...
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...and I guarantee you've broken
every single one of them.
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- Vow dare you?
- Just stop.
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I can't. It's in-vow-luntary.
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Yeah?
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Hey. You asked for me?
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Look what Barney just gave me.
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No way.
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See? Barney came through.
There's your sign.
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- You're good to go.
- Where'd you find the locket, Ted?
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- Where did you find the locket?
- Me? Why you asking me?
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Barney found it. Ask him.
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What, you lost a locket?
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Barney wouldn't tell me how he found it,
which made me realize it had to be you.
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Heh, okay, I'll embarrass him.
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Your fianc� got a metal detector...
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...and scoured a 10,000-square-foot grid
around that carousel.
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Guess where he found it.
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The nest of a mama pigeon.
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Barney had to wrestle it away
from four baby pigeons.
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But the story gets bittersweet...
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I lied. Barney said it was in Marshall
and Lily's basement.
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But do you still want to finish
your little pigeon story?
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The mama pigeon gets killed by a cab.
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Barney still goes to the park every day
to feed the babies. The end.
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Tell me the truth.
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Okay. I tracked it down,
and I gave it to Barney to give to you.
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Honestly, it was no big deal.
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- How did you find it?
- Pshh.
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How does anybody find anything?
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It might be in your pencil box. It's not.
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You swing by your ex's storage locker
on the opposite coast. It's not there.
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You learn Victoria has it.
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Jeanette intercepts it,
throws it in Central Park Lake.
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You dive in,make it home in time for Jeopardy!
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Ease to the pease. Happy wedding.
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You're seriously questioning
our wedding vows?
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Us?
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- Uh, we're adorable.
- We're Marshmallow and Lilypad, bitch.
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Okay. I'll give you this.
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Your little prewedding wedding,
out by the tree?
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You said some very sweet stuff.
Hell, Ted even cried.
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Heh. Ted.
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But later, at the actual wedding...
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Lily Aldrin, I vow to be there for you
in sickness and in health.
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Hate to tell you, Lilypad...
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...but Marshall has since confessed to me
that en route to your honeymoon...
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You son of a bitch.
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Do you deny it?
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You know I'm not a vomit guy.
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I thought I should give you your space,
like a dying cat.
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- Yeah, that saves it.
- I'm so sorry I let you down.
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Hang on there, Marshmallow.
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Remember when the blushing bride said:
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I vow to honor and respect you.
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Maybe she was blushing
because she was lying her ass off.
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Not two months later...
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Okay, okay.
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Here we go.
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Hey. Not cool.
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You will not take a picture
of my husband like that.
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You took part in the
Bearded Wonder Woman Incident of 2007?
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Lily, that photo got all over Friendster
and MySpace and...
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Man, 2007 was a long time ago.
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I can't believe how much trouble
you went through to get this for me.
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- It really wasn't that much trouble.
- Yes, it was.
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You always go big for me.
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Not as big as Barney.
Canadian rehearsal dinner on ice, big.
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- The way he proposed, huge.
- Yeah, but think about it.
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Those are the most loving things
Barney's done for me...
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...and they're all based on lies.
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- Right down to taking credit for this locket.
- That's not fair. I told Barney to.
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Which he did without blinking an eye.
Because lying is second nature to Barney.
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Everything's legendary.
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You know what "legendary" means?
Not real.
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I mean, the man's initials are "B.S."
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Well, if it helps, I'm pretty sure
"Barney Stinson" is a fake name.
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I'm kidding.
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You're the one who always
comes through for me, Ted.
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The one who's there for me.
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Maybe I'm making a mistake.
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Wait, what are you saying?
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Maybe I should be marrying you.
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Wait. I know one vow we kept.
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I vow to make you breakfast in bed
every Sunday morning.
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Really? You still do that?
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Absolutely.
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Heads up!
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Oh, no cream cheese?
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Aw, you feed her like Sloth from Goonies.
So the magic's still there.
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Well, here's one you definitely didn't keep.
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I vow to keep the romantic spark alive.
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And how is that going for you these days?
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Are you watching Marvin?
I'm trimming my nose hair.
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I'm dumping out.
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I watched him all morning, Lily. I need a break.
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I don't control when my deuces happen,
Marshall. Deuces are wild.
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Ted...
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...I should be with you.
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There it was.
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The words that some deep, dark part of me
always wanted to hear.
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But it's funny, once you actually hear
those words out loud...
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- I don't wanna hear that.
- We should get out of here.
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You and me, right now.
We'll move to Chicago. We'll start a new life.
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It'll be painful,
but I can root for the Blackhawks.
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Stop. Stop. You're just saying this
because you're scared.
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I am not your future. Barney is.
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Shouldn't I be with the guy
who finds me my locket?
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The guy who steals me
the blue French horn?
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I mean, look me in the eye and tell me,
why shouldn't I be with that guy?
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Because I'm not that guy anymore.
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Then why did you work so hard
to find me my locket?
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It was a wedding gift.
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Ted, stop it, okay?
I know you better than that.
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- This is more than a wedding gift.
- Maybe it started out that way.
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- Maybe some part of me thought...
- That you still loved me.
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Maybe.
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But the truth is,
I don't love you like that anymore.
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And you don't love me. You love Barney.
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And if you think I would ever be part
of screwing that up...
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...then maybe you don't know me at all,
Robin.
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I can't shake it.
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I can't shake this feeling that nothing
about me and Barney makes any sense.
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But love doesn't make sense.
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You can't logic your way into or out of it.
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Love is totally nonsensical,
but we have to keep doing it...
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...or else we're lost and love is dead
and humanity should just pack it in.
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Because love is the best thing we do.
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Look, I know that sounds cheesy,
but it's just true.
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You love Barney. And he loves you.
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And that doesn't have to make sense...
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...to make sense.
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Remember back when
you'd never even seen me pee?
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Yeah.
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Oh, sorry.
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- We were so innocent then.
- So many dreams.
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- Trying to work over here.
- A bright, shimmering future ahead.
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Now we're basically a couple
of wild animals grunting at each other...
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...to throw some toilet paper
through the crack in the bathroom door.
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Baby, let's be honest.
At this point, that door is wide-open.
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Know what you should use next time
you run out of toilet paper? Your vows.
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Because that's all your marriage has been.
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One long six-year wipe
after that double-flusher of a wedding.
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Stinson out.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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You're right. I'm being insane.
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Oh, come on, Robin. That's accurate.
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- We can't run away together.
- Heh. Of course not.
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So I'm just gonna run away alone.
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Oh, whoa!
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And that's how Robin met your mother.
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Wait, what are we doing here?
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Lily, our wedding vows, maybe they were
just too perfect for real life.
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Real life is messier than that.
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And we're different people
than we were in 2007, but that's okay.
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Maybe we just need some updated vows.
234
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So I thought maybe
before this place gets too busy...
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...we could borrow this altar for a minute.
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Lily Aldrin...
237
00:13:29,928 --> 00:13:33,091
...I vow to stop shouting stuff at you
when you're dumping out.
238
00:13:33,865 --> 00:13:37,164
You're the love of my life,
and you deserve to make a deuce in peace.
239
00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:42,565
I vow to stop pointing out every dog erection
when we walk through the park.
240
00:13:42,841 --> 00:13:45,071
Even though they are incredibly
weird-looking.
241
00:13:45,343 --> 00:13:47,675
Just don't point and scream,
"Maybe it's Maybelline."
242
00:13:49,347 --> 00:13:54,182
Marshall Eriksen, I vow to always tell you
when you have green stuff in your teeth.
243
00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:56,046
You have green stuff in your teeth.
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00:13:56,254 --> 00:13:57,346
Oh.
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00:13:57,556 --> 00:14:03,017
I vow to always sit next to you and hug you
even if you're covered in vomit.
246
00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:05,593
Whether it's yours or Marvin's...
247
00:14:05,864 --> 00:14:11,029
...or in the case of what came to be known
as Spew Year's Eve 1998, my own. Sorry.
248
00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:12,827
I vow to stop getting so angry...
249
00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:15,471
- I thought of another one.
...when you interrupt me.
250
00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:18,538
Mine was to interrupt you less,
so that's good.
251
00:14:20,245 --> 00:14:24,978
I vow to finally stop petitioning
Paul McCartney...
252
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:30,984
...to let Weird Al record "Chicken Pot Pie"
to the tune of "Live and Let Die."
253
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:34,486
It's over. I'll let it go.
254
00:14:35,927 --> 00:14:39,761
I vow to cry less during this pregnancy.
255
00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:42,364
I vow to cry less during this Vikings season.
256
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:45,058
Hmm, with that secondary,
I wouldn't make that promise.
257
00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,496
I vow to keep at least 80 percent
of these vows.
258
00:14:48,773 --> 00:14:50,138
That seems high.
259
00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:53,507
Then I vow to keep updating them as we go.
260
00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:56,746
Because one set of vows...
261
00:14:56,982 --> 00:15:01,316
...it can't cover a lifetime of growing
and changing with you...
262
00:15:02,821 --> 00:15:05,449
...of raising children with you...
263
00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:09,893
...of falling more and more in love with you
every day, Lily Aldrin.
264
00:15:10,128 --> 00:15:14,087
Which is what I vow to do
for the rest of my life.
265
00:15:14,799 --> 00:15:18,200
Crap, I already broke my crying vow.
266
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,835
I'll forgive you.
267
00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:33,610
I am so sorry. Are you okay?
That was totally my fault.
268
00:15:33,852 --> 00:15:36,685
No, the bride is always right.
It was my fault. Are you okay?
269
00:15:36,955 --> 00:15:38,513
I'm fine.
270
00:15:39,858 --> 00:15:40,916
Are you sure?
271
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,793
Because you were sprinting from a church
in a wedding dress.
272
00:15:45,397 --> 00:15:49,231
And as a kid,
I was a bit of a detective, heh, so...
273
00:15:50,135 --> 00:15:51,329
Um...
274
00:15:52,204 --> 00:15:55,435
To be honest, I'm wondering
if this whole getting-married thing...
275
00:15:55,674 --> 00:15:57,869
...is something I can go through with.
276
00:15:58,476 --> 00:15:59,670
Oh.
277
00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:02,475
Wow.
278
00:16:04,082 --> 00:16:07,483
That's it? Aren't you supposed
to talk me out of it?
279
00:16:08,019 --> 00:16:10,351
Tell me it's just cold feet? I'm being crazy?
280
00:16:10,589 --> 00:16:13,717
Okay. During that fall, we did get
to second base with each other...
281
00:16:13,992 --> 00:16:17,325
...and we'll always share that,
but I don't really know you.
282
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:20,156
So here's all I'll say.
283
00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:21,456
When I'm overwhelmed...
284
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:25,466
...I force myself to do one simple thing
before I have to make a decision.
285
00:16:26,204 --> 00:16:29,970
Close my eyes and take three deep breaths.
286
00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:32,369
- Three deep breaths?
- Mm-hm.
287
00:16:32,611 --> 00:16:35,910
Sometimes even three deep breaths
can change everything.
288
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:00,094
Barney?
289
00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:03,267
- Hey, I've been looking for you. You okay?
- Uh...
290
00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:08,913
Yeah. I was just talking to the band
about the thing with the stuff.
291
00:17:09,147 --> 00:17:10,375
What are those?
292
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,583
My vows.
293
00:17:12,817 --> 00:17:17,584
I know it's bad luck to see the bride
before the ceremony, but I realized something.
294
00:17:17,822 --> 00:17:20,586
Marshall and Lily have broken
most of their wedding vows...
295
00:17:20,825 --> 00:17:22,952
...but they're still the best couple I know.
296
00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:27,062
I think their biggest problem
was that Marshall didn't tell Lily the truth.
297
00:17:27,299 --> 00:17:28,823
So...
298
00:17:31,603 --> 00:17:34,163
I've decided to make only one vow to you...
299
00:17:34,439 --> 00:17:38,341
...because it's the only one
that really counts.
300
00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:41,442
Robin Scherbatsky...
301
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,671
...from this day forward...
302
00:17:44,182 --> 00:17:46,116
...I am always gonna be honest with you.
303
00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:48,952
Because I love you.
304
00:17:50,522 --> 00:17:51,784
I'll see you up there.
305
00:17:53,491 --> 00:17:54,515
Oh.
306
00:17:55,694 --> 00:17:57,662
Ted got that locket for you.
307
00:17:57,896 --> 00:17:59,363
He's the one you should thank.
308
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,167
Barney, wait.
309
00:18:23,321 --> 00:18:25,016
What is it?
310
00:18:25,256 --> 00:18:28,885
The cornflower-blue tie.
That's the one I should be wearing.
311
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:33,028
It's by my bed back in Manhattan.
Stall for me. I'll be back in six hours, tops.
312
00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:39,400
- That's all of them.
- Wow.
313
00:18:39,637 --> 00:18:41,036
Wait.
314
00:18:41,272 --> 00:18:43,832
I'm free. It's over.
315
00:18:44,075 --> 00:18:47,135
The Slap Bet is finally over?
316
00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,040
Yeah, it is, buddy.
317
00:18:50,382 --> 00:18:51,406
Thank you.
318
00:18:55,954 --> 00:18:58,354
This may sound crazy,
but I'm gonna miss that Slap Bet.
319
00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,717
- No, you won't.
- No, you're right, I won't.
320
00:19:23,248 --> 00:19:24,909
- Hi.
- Hi.
321
00:19:26,184 --> 00:19:30,348
- You've never looked more beautiful, Robin.
- Nobody asked you, Patrice.
322
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:33,588
By the way, in the interest of honesty...
323
00:19:33,825 --> 00:19:36,089
...we really do have a ring-bear.
- What?
324
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,794
Oh. I love the ring-bear.
325
00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:46,730
Then you are gonna love the flower gorilla.
326
00:19:46,971 --> 00:19:49,667
- What?
- Kidding. I'm kidding, heh.
327
00:19:49,908 --> 00:19:51,068
No gorilla.
328
00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:58,445
If I ever were to lose you
329
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:02,916
Kids, I won't lie, that was a long weekend.
330
00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:06,883
More ups and downs than I can count.
331
00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:12,093
I'm not found by myself
332
00:20:13,431 --> 00:20:16,559
It was a twisting, turning road
that led to the end of the aisle...
333
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:20,100
...and not everything along the way
was perfect.
334
00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:24,331
To be honest, not everything to follow
would be perfect either.
335
00:20:24,609 --> 00:20:25,974
But what is?
336
00:20:26,544 --> 00:20:31,607
Here's the secret, kids.
None of us can vow to be perfect.
337
00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:37,345
In the end, all we can do is promise
to love each other with everything we've got.
338
00:20:37,555 --> 00:20:40,456
'Cause I can see
339
00:20:40,658 --> 00:20:42,285
Our future days
340
00:20:42,494 --> 00:20:44,962
Because love's the best thing we do.
341
00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:49,156
Days of you and me
342
00:20:50,535 --> 00:20:51,934
You and me
343
00:20:52,136 --> 00:20:54,127
And on that lovely spring evening...
344
00:20:54,372 --> 00:20:58,433
...that's exactly what Barney and Robin
vowed to each other.
345
00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:01,668
And it was legendary.
346
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:12,750
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