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- You're my best friend, Barney.
- Good.
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As your best friend, I suggest we play
a game I call Have You Met Ted?
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What? Oh, my God, I'm so stupid.
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Stay there. I'm on my way.
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Say man, don't walk ahead of that woman
Like she don't belong to you
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Just 'cause her got them little skinny legs
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You know that ain't no way to do
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You didn't act like that when you had it home
Behind closed doors, all right
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Now you act like you're ashamed of a woman
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Don't even want nobody to know she's yours
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That's all right, you just walk on baby
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And don't you worry about
A doggone thing at all
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
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There's some man, somewhere
Who'll take you baby, skinny legs and all
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I am so, so sorry.
I went to the one on the West Side.
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I was beginning to think
you'd forgotten about me.
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Ripped By mstoll
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The night Aunt Lily
and Uncle Marshall got engaged...
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...the night I met Aunt Robin,
was the night of your mom's 21st birthday.
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- Happy birthday. Where's Max?
- He couldn't get a cab.
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Which is code for "waited until
the last minute to get me a gift."
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Although he always nails it.
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Two years ago, he got me an exact replica
of the Pee-wee's Big Adventure bike.
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And last year,
he got me a one-man-band suit...
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...including knee cymbals.
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And these are things you want?
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- No, these are things I need.
- Ha, ha.
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- Oh, that's Max. I gotta take this.
- Okay.
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Okay, you're officially super late now.
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Yes, this is she.
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Okay, this is ridiculous.
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You've been sitting around for two years.
It's time to get back out there.
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I have not been sitting around.
I've been hard at work.
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I think I'm about to enter my
robots-doing-track-and-field-events period.
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It's a very exciting time.
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Sweetie, I love you,
and I can't imagine what it was like...
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...going through what you went through,
but these are your 20s.
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It's Saint Patrick's Day,
the holiday of my people.
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- You're not Irish.
- Binge drinkers.
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- Now, let's go.
- No, please don't make me go out there.
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- It's gonna rain.
- Bring your umbrella.
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How is the bathroom line this long,
and yet the floor is covered with urine?
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If there's urine out here,
what is going on in there?
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- Screw this, we're holding it. Let's dance.
- No, thanks.
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This is what I'm talking about.
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The love of your life could be on that dance
floor waiting for you to bump into him.
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If you're not there,
he's gonna bump into someone else.
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Somehow I doubt it.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh, that's okay.
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- I'm going in.
- Wait, is that?
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- Mitch.
- No way.
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- Hi.
- What are you doing in New York?
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- I live here. This is my friend Kelly.
- What?
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- Hi.
- Mitch was my instructor at orchestra camp.
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- Orchestra camp?
- Mm-hm.
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It's not as lame as it sounds.
We also did physics. So...
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- What are you up to these days?
- Still teaching orchestra.
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I'm at this public school in the Bronx.
It's totally underfunded.
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- A lot of the kids can't afford instruments...
- Take my cello.
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- What?
- Yeah, you gotta take it.
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I haven't played it in years.
It's sitting in my closet.
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- Give it to the kids.
- Are you sure?
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- Do you wanna come and get it right now?
- Um, okay.
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- Okay, great. Let's go.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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Okay, yes, you're doing something nice,
but you're still bailing on me.
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- So I guess karmically, it evens out?
- I'm just worried about you.
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Don't be. Have fun.
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And who knows?
Maybe you'll bump into someone tonight.
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Oof.
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Girl, I will "shamrock" your world.
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I'll... We'll... Okay.
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Okay, here it is.
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I haven't played this since the popular girls
locked me inside the case.
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Although it was roomier
than when I played the violin.
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- What are you doing?
- I don't know. What am I doing?
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- What are you doing?
- This is my thing.
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It certainly is. Please cover your thing up.
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Sorry. I meant this move, it's my thing.
I call it "The Naked Man."
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A few weeks ago,
I was on a date, and it worked.
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Then another date, it worked again,
so I figured it would work all the time.
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- Now you know it doesn't work all the time.
- Yeah.
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Although two out of three.
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Is this what it's gonna be like
being single in New York?
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Even the nice guys
turn out to be total creeps?
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I have gotten pretty creepy
since I moved here.
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I feel so lost right now.
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I don't even know
what I'm doing with my life.
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- Can I tell you an embarrassing story?
- Is it this one taking place right now?
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I felt lost for a long time too.
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I was living in my parents' basement...
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...playing video games,
mastur... ing those games.
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Until I finally woke up and realized I wanted
to follow my dream of teaching music.
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Let me save you a few years.
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Even if it sounds completely crazy,
what is it you wanna do with your life?
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I want to end poverty.
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Great. Then every decision you make
from here on out...
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...should be in service of that.
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Oh. Thanks.
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You know, for a minute there,
I totally forgot you were naked.
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In a way, aren't we all naked?
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Yeah, but your balls are on my couch.
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- Hug?
- I will take a rain check.
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- It's raining now.
- Oh, my umbrella.
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I will be right back. Long story.
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- Nothing happened, I swear.
- Then why are you naked?
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Oh, what the hell?
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When I got to the club,
it had already closed.
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By the next day, some super-inconsiderate
person had taken my umbrella.
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But by that point, I didn't care.
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I knew if I really wanted to end poverty...
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...I had to get a degree in economics.
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So to answer your question,
that's how I got here.
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I meant how did you get here
from the subway station.
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- Oh.
- I'm asking because I just moved to town.
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I don't even have a place to live yet.
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Yeah, you do.
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Come live with me.
My roommate just moved out.
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Are you sure? You just met me.
I could be a serial killer.
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I like to believe in people.
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Plus, what are the chances
that we're both serial killers?
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Promise me there won't be naked men
in the living room.
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Not a problem.
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I'm on permanent hiatus
in the love department.
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- Really? I find that hard to believe.
- I guess I'm old-fashioned.
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I believe that each of us only gets one.
And I got mine already.
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Well, if you ask me,
you know what comes after the one?
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- The next one.
- Oh, yeah.
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Well, I don't really see that happening
any time soon.
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Hi. Is this Room 7?
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And so if you must bring food to this class,
please bring enough for everyone.
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I don't wanna see someone eating, say,
lobster in the front row...
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...without sharing with the rest of us...
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...because that would be "shellfish."
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Come on, that was funny.
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- Anyway, this is Architecture 101.
- Architecture 101?
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I'm in the wrong class. I have to go.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh.
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Wait, I was in the right class.
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First day as a professor, wrong classroom.
Coming through.
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You play bass?
Seriously, ask my friends.
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I always say my ideal woman
does not play bass...
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...because this is clearly
your roommate's.
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- She's in a band.
- Damn, that's cool.
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This is unbelievable.
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You just picked out the only three things
in here that are my roommate's.
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- Does your roommate's band ever play...?
- Get out.
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Okay, this is crazy.
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Do you know where this umbrella
came from? Because I could've sworn I...
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- What's wrong? Are you okay?
- We broke up.
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Ugh. Well, I never liked him,
and I never thought he deserved you...
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...and I am sorry.
I didn't know you were dating someone.
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Who was this?
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He was the architecture professor,
the one who taught Econ 305 by accident.
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Oh. That guy?
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- Why did you break up?
- He's got a thing for you.
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What? What? He's... What?
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How could he have a thing for me?
He's never even met me.
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He didn't have to.
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Everything he saw of yours,
he went crazy for.
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You should have brought him
to my room.
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He would've run screaming once he saw
my calligraphy set, my coin collection...
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...my chain-mail corset
from the Renaissance fair.
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Well, that's pretty cool.
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Come on,
how could he not be in love with you?
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The way you fall asleep on the couch
doing the crossword.
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- When did he see me fall asleep...?
- The way your hair smells.
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The way your eyes sparkle...
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- I might have some stuff to figure out.
- You might.
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- I'm so sorry.
- No, uh, it's okay.
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It was nice.
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I haven't been kissed
in a really long time.
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Not long after that, she met a nice girl,
and they fell in love, so it's a happy ending.
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For Cindy, anyway.
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I, however, am left without a roommate.
So here we are.
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Ha.
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I have a confession. Uh...
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I don't need a place to live.
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I saw your ad for the roommate,
and I just really wanted to meet you.
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I'm a huge fan of your band,
Super Freakonomics.
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Oh, my gosh. Really?
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Really. I come to all your shows.
And I'm not just saying this:
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I think you guys are the best
economic-themed band in the entire city.
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Even better than Radio-Hedge Fund?
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Oh, absolutely.
I wish I had the guts to do what you do.
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I love to sing, but...
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You know what?
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Next time we do a show, you have got to
come up on stage with us and sing a song.
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Oh, no, I couldn't.
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No, I'm too shy.
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But maybe just one song.
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I don't like to think of
Super Freakonomics as my band.
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I think of it as my canvas,
upon which I paint my masterpieces.
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And that right there is why I don't
play bass. Ha-ha-ha.
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Can I help you with that?
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Uh... Wow.
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- Thanks, Superman.
- No problem.
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It was either help you
or stop a train going off a cliff.
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- And you're much cuter.
- Ha, ha.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Oh, no, sorry, I'm 16.
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Oh. Wow.
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Sorry. Have a good night.
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Wait, you believed that? I like you.
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Sure, you can buy me a drink.
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MacLaren's. The last time I was here,
I thought this place was called Puzzles.
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That's an odd name.
Why would you call a bar Puzzles?
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Unless that's the puzzle.
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Well, um, thank you for the drink.
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So do you wanna get dinner sometime?
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Um...
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Louis, you're really nice,
but I was in love with somebody...
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...a long time ago, and he died.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry. Um...
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It's silly, but it's like the first
lottery ticket I ever bought...
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...was, kaboom, jackpot.
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And I'm pretty sure
I'm not gonna win again.
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Not like that, anyway.
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So I don't generally
buy lottery tickets anymore.
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I understand.
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So I should go.
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Well, if you change your mind,
give me a call.
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Okay. Now we're even.
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- So we got dinner.
- And?
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- He's nice.
- Nice? He sounds amazing.
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Handsome, good dresser, paid for dinner.
What more do you want?
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Do you know how rough it is out there?
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I once met a guy claiming to be a genie
whose penis grants wishes.
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Oh, my God.
Who would even fall for that?
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The point is, Louis sounds great.
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And that's how your mom
started dating Louis.
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And for a little while there, it was fine.
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One tasty English muffin
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Baby, that is what I am
Ba-da, da-da-da, da-da
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One tasty English muffin
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With some raspberry jam
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That's funny.
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It just wasn't love.
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But then fate intervened.
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You guys wouldn't, uh,
happen to know of any wedding bands...
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...available at the last minute, would you?
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Hi. One ticket to Farhampton, please.
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Louis had a house in Farhampton,
so he let your mother stay there.
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The day before the wedding,
as she was taking cookies out of the oven...
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...she got an e-mail.
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What the damn hell?
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"Bass player wanted."
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That is what the ad said.
Can you believe that?
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After I'm the one
who invited Darren into the band.
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What am I gonna do?
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You need to steal
this douche-monkey's van...
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...and then run my husband over with it.
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While that's very tempting,
I've never been the type of person to...
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"Must be hotter than the girl we have now,
who in my opinion is a 6 at best."
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Jeez, what is this knucklehead doing?
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Excuse me. Hey. You guys need a lift?
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The best man just punched me in the face
for no reason. You know what? I quit.
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You can have your stupid band back.
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Linus, whoever that best man is...
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...I would like to buy him
a double of your finest Scotch.
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Louis.
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Will you marry me?
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Can you give me a minute?
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Um...
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- Okay.
- There's someone that I need to talk to.
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I'll be right back.
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Hi, Max. It's me.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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I know you're probably up there
playing baseball with your dad.
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Um...
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Look, I've got a situation here.
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I think that I have been holding myself back
from falling in love again.
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And I think it's because I can't let you go.
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But you're not here anymore...
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...so I have to ask this.
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Would it be okay if I moved on?
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I realize that you have no way
of answering that, but...
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Okay. I will take that as a yes.
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In that case, I should get back in there.
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I guess this is it.
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For real this time.
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Bye, Max.
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So?
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My answer is...
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...no.
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You're in luck.
Mother of the bride never checked in.
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- How many keys will you need?
- Just one.
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I just... I broke up with someone.
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- I think Room number 6 is the room for you.
- Thank you.
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Hold me close and hold me fastThis magic spell you cast
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This is la vie en rose
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When you kiss me heaven sighs
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And though I close my eyes
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I see la vie en rose
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When you press me to your heart
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I'm in a world apart
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A world where roses bloom
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And when you speak, angels sing from above
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Everyday words seem to turn into love songs
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Give your heart and soul to me
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And life will always be
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La vie en rose
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Kids, I must have heard your mom's
rendition of "La Vie en Rose"...
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...a million times over the years.
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Every night when she tucked you in,
for instance.
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But that performance,
that first night I ever heard her sing...
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...that one will always be my favorite.
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Barney, I was just out there on the patio.
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And there's someone in the room
next to us. I didn't see her...
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...but she was playing the ukulele.
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Barney?
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