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[somber music]
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- You gotta be kidding me.
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"Removed from major platforms."
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"Cancelled."
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Fuck.
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[knocking]
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Oh. Hey.
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- Hi.
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- Uh, Ava's out with Tory.
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- Oh, that's okay.
I'm here to see you.
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- Come on in.
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Is everything okay?
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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- I know about the podcast.
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- About the podcast?
What podcast?
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- You're "Based
on a True Story,"
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and you made a deal with
the Westside Ripper.
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- Um, well...
- Mm-mm.
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I saw the texts.
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- Look, we were cancelled.
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Okay? We're
cancelled. It's over.
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There's... there's
nothing to talk about.
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- I know how to save it.
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- You know how to
save the podcast?
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- [laughs] Can we sit?
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- Uh, yeah. Sure.
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Um...
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have a seat.
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- So here's what I'm thinking.
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Your brand is
you're these rebels,
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right, these rulebreakers?
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So fuck the system.
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Fuck Apple. You can
make your own platform.
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There's no ads, no sponsors.
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You just charge fans to join up.
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- Like a subscription.
- Exactly like a subscription.
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Ten bucks a month,
you'll be raking it in,
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and, best of all,
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you won't have to
answer to anybody.
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- And what do you get?
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- Uh, just a small,
little piece.
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I stay quiet, we all make money.
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Easy.
- What are you doing?
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Don't... I don't
think you should...
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- Just put me in, Coach.
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Just put it in, Coach.
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- Uh, you... you should leave.
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- Okay. I'll leave.
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- Oh, fuck.
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[sighs] [Ruby moans]
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[whispering] Go.
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Go. Go away.
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Go away.
- What?
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- Oh, nothing. The
dog's watching.
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- What dog?
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- [sighs] Nothing. McEnroe.
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Oh, God.
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[whispering] Get
outta here. Go.
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[door opens] Go.
Don't lick me.
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- Why?
- No, I mean the dog.
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- What are you doing?
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- Uh, nothing.
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- What are you doing?
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- I know how to
save the podcast.
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[ominous music]
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- So...
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it's like Substack for podcasts?
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Totally subscription-based?
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- Exactly.
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- I fucking love it.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's
totally on-brand.
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Fuck the woke police.
We don't need 'em.
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- Don't need 'em.
- It's genius.
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- Thank you. Thank you, Matt.
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- Yeah.
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- You just came up with
all of this in a dream?
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- Crazy, right?
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- Hey, Nate, you
wanna throw tonight?
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- Oh, tonight.
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Tonight, like, I... jeez.
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Tonight. Do we have
a thing tonight?
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- No. I mean, yes.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- You do?
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Hey, hey, uh...
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do you remember that
crazy Simon guy,
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how he was gonna... what was he?
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He was gonna blow your
fucking brains out
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and I saved your ass?
- Yes.
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Yes, and I really appreciate it.
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I do. I just...
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I can't throw
tonight. I'm sorry.
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- Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah, fine.
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That's fine. That is fine.
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It is. [chuckles]
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Oh, guys, you know what?
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If we're gonna do
this new model,
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we should have, like,
a premium level.
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You know, like, uh,
"Ripper Superfans."
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You know? We give
them an early heads-up
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on upcoming content.
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I think they'd really love that.
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- What?
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- I just really miss
murdering people.
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- Hmm?
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- Look, it's who I
am. It's what I do.
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- Oh, I wouldn't say that.
- But guys. Guys.
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I've actually already
chosen someone.
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- What?
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- And, spoiler.
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You're gonna love it.
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- What does that mean?
- So I'm gonna do my thing,
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we'll regroup, touch base...
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- What do you mean, you're
gonna do your thing?
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- See how you feel.
- No.
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- Let's just call
a time-out here.
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- Maybe we touch base now.
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- I can't. I'm
busy. I'm sorry.
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Okay.
- Can we...
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[tense music]
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- Matt?
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[pensive music]
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- What are we gonna do?
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He won't stop talking
about his "new content."
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- He's gonna announce
it on the podcast.
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So it takes weeks.
We got time.
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- A-and Ruby? What are
we gonna do about her?
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- We gotta cut her in.
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We got no choice. We
"Godfather" it, okay?
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We bring her in close,
keep an eye on her.
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- No. You know what happens
when you bring Ruby in close?
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Someone ends up with
a fantastic blow job,
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and that someone
is not gonna be me.
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- Okay. So what's your idea?
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- We keep her the
fuck out, okay?
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And if she comes at us, then
we'll deal with it then.
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- Wouldn't have this problem
if you didn't drop the burner.
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- Are you serious? Is
that what this is about?
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The burner?
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- [sighs]
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I wanted to get the
dog out of there,
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and you knew it. I
told you five times.
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- Okay. So this is my fault.
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- I asked you to
take the dog out.
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You kept saying no. So
whose fault is that?
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[soft dramatic music]
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I'm outta here.
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- Hey.
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♪ ♪
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Don't do this! Please, come on!
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[door slams]
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[knob creaks]
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[yelps]
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[up-tempo percussive
music] Oh.
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[moaning]
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♪ ♪
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[breathing heavily]
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Oh.
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[moans]
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God! Ahh!
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- My eyes! Oh, my God!
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I can't see!
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- Get away! What
are you doing?
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- My eyes!
- What is wrong with you?
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- What is wrong with you?
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Don't you have, like,
a job or something?
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How do you have time to do that?
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- Oh, my God.
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- That was, like, something
out of "National Geographic."
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- What are you
even doing in here?
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This is a jerk-off zone.
Everyone knows that.
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- Well, my jerk-off
zone is broken.
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This house is falling apart.
- God.
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- How did you even get
your hand down there?
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- I'm pregnant.
I'm not paralyzed.
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- Yeah, no, you're
definitely not paralyzed.
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There's a lot of fast,
record-breaking action
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going on down there.
- Okay, you know what?
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I'm not gonna be
pregnant-shamed by you.
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I'm normal. Everything
I did was normal.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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- Okay. What's the hot new
trends in pregnancy sex?
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Please enlighten me.
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- Oh, wow. A lot of
things, actually.
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A lot of hot, sexy,
exciting things.
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You wouldn't be
able to handle it.
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- Well, I guess it is
like an instant threesome.
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- You're disgusting!
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- You were getting pretty
into it down there,
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you and the fetus.
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Who's the third party?
- Okay.
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Yeah, I'm gonna
tell you. Sure.
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- Wait, so it's, like...
Like, a secret fantasy?
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So not the husband.
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- Be quiet.
- Who's in the rotation?
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- I'm not telling you.
- Tell me.
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Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
- Okay, whatever.
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Whatever. Fine.
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He's a... he's a buyer
that I'm working with.
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I'm actually seeing
him later today again.
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- You're seeing him again?
- I'm not seeing him.
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I show him houses, okay?
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So I've been seeing more of him.
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But, no. It's nothing.
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He just happens to be hot
and young and very rich
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and, you know, whatever.
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So when I enter
my jerk-off zone,
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he pops into my head.
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It's not a big deal.
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- Can I give you some
really good advice?
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- No.
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- You keep meeting up with
this secret fantasy guy
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in these big, sexy houses,
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you're gonna end
up having sex...
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Like, weird sex...
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For real.
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[soft suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, what's up, Coach?
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- Hey.
- How you doing?
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- Finally fixing the crack.
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- Yeah, man. The
pickleball guys complained.
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I mean, they get shit done.
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- Wait, what? The
pickleballers?
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- Yeah.
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- I've been trying to get
this crack fixed for weeks.
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- They're pouring
cement tomorrow, man.
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I mean, this whole fucking court
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is gonna be
exclusively pickleball.
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- This is court number
one. They can't do that.
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- It's like tennis but smaller.
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- Fucking pickleballers.
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- Nathan.
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Nathan.
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- Michelle, court one can't
be used for pickleball.
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- It doesn't matter. Listen.
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Um, do you remember vouching
for your friend Matt?
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You said he was good people.
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- I never said that.
- Was that bro code
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for he's a fucking asshole?
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Because he's a douche. Yeah.
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He ditched me for
no fucking reason,
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and he kept telling me
that I was a "dead end."
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- A dead end?
- Yeah.
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One minute we're having a great
time watching "FBoy Island,"
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and the next minute he had
this ice-cold look in his eyes
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like a total psycho,
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and then he said, "It's
over. You're a dead end,"
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over and over again. What
the fuck does that mean?
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- I have no idea.
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He's going after Michelle.
She's the new content.
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She's the fucking
one. What do we do?
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Should we warn her? Call
me when you get this.
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Okay. [thwack]
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- Help! Help!
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- Shut the fuck up.
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I will fucking kill you.
258
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,772
[tense dramatic music]
259
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,858
- [grunting]
260
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:14,823
♪ ♪
261
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:27,293
[mellow rock music playing]
262
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,628
♪ ♪
263
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,296
- What the fuck is this?
264
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,717
- This was part of
the deal, remember?
265
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,219
We still throw.
266
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,013
And, to be honest, Nate,
267
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,598
you look like you need
some time with a buddy.
268
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,143
You're still blue, right?
269
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,394
- No.
270
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,687
No fucking way.
271
00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:48,565
First we need to talk
about this new content.
272
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,109
- First we're gonna throw.
273
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:01,828
See?
274
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,372
Fun, right?
275
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,166
You know, Nate,
276
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,168
I gotta tell ya,
277
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,046
when you guys first
came to me with this,
278
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,340
I thought one of us
would be dead in a week.
279
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,425
I mean...
280
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,636
[softly] Probably you
if I'm honest, right?
281
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,015
But I gotta say, this podcast...
282
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,934
It is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
283
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,520
I've got thousands
of fans reaching out,
284
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:31,900
and I can just be the real
me for the first time,
285
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,235
and that is all...
286
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,904
All thanks to you.
287
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,865
- I-I don't think
it's thanks to me.
288
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,742
- No, no, no. No, it is.
289
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,078
Totally.
290
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,789
Nate...
291
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:50,543
you have given me the
life I always wanted,
292
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,921
and so I wanna help you out.
293
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,923
Now, I know you're going
through some stuff...
294
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,008
- What the fuck are
you talking about?
295
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,885
- You wanna know
what I discovered
296
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,262
when I followed my passion?
297
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:04,057
Sacrifices... They
have to be made.
298
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,394
And I lost a few
people that I love.
299
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,854
And you...
300
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,648
I know you loved that dog.
301
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:12,982
- Don't talk about my dog.
302
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,193
- No, no, but you
can't blame yourself.
303
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,779
That's just the world
throwing shit at you,
304
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:18,780
and that's what it does when
305
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:19,965
you're on the top
of the mountain,
306
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,616
and that's where you are, buddy.
307
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,368
You're on the top, all right?
308
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,079
It's gonna test you,
it's gonna tempt you,
309
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,541
but you and Ava... You
just gotta stay tight.
310
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,877
- My marriage is none of
your fucking business.
311
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,963
Do you understand me?
312
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,508
- Yeah. I got it.
313
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,177
- I know about Michelle.
314
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,012
- What?
315
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,972
- You're gonna kill her.
316
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,727
- Okay, but look.
317
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,729
Really, it benefits all of us.
318
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,855
- Please.
- Hey.
319
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,106
- Please no.
- Listen to me.
320
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,709
It's gonna really help
with the spin-offs.
321
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,152
- No fucking spin-offs.
There's no new content.
322
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,796
- As a friend, you've
gotta listen to me, okay?
323
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,798
It's not your fault, all right?
- What are you talking about?
324
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,800
- Look, you didn't know
what that guy was gonna do.
325
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:03,950
- What guy?
- Okay, sure.
326
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,618
You put the dog in the room.
327
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,661
- [grunts]
328
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,747
[tense music]
329
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,499
[panting]
330
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,794
♪ ♪
331
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,422
- There it is.
332
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,299
There it is.
333
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,468
There's the guy
that beat Federer.
334
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,639
You feel that?
335
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,559
That killer instinct?
336
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,603
It's back.
337
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:38,151
- All right, and here we
have your sauna, of course,
338
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,695
and this beautiful
cascading waterfall
339
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,781
into your private Jacuzzi,
340
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,867
and a gorgeous
ten-person shower.
341
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,994
Yeah.
342
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,038
[suspenseful percussive music]
343
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,499
[softly] Oh, my God.
344
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,250
- Whew.
345
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,461
- [clears throat] Yeah.
346
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,380
♪ ♪
347
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:01,174
Oh.
348
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:04,344
- Uh, it's a whole
lot of shower.
349
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,596
- Uh-huh.
350
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:12,310
♪ ♪
351
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,603
- Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
352
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:14,562
We just... I gotta...
353
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,665
We gotta get this
out in the open.
354
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,874
We gotta talk. We
gotta talk right now,
355
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,233
because I can't take it anymore,
356
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,569
and I think we both know
what's going on here.
357
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,698
We are both clearly
very hot for each other,
358
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,801
and if we keep meeting in these
big, sexy, beautiful homes,
359
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,993
you and I are gonna end up
in one of these big showers,
360
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,537
tearing each
other's clothes off,
361
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,872
having amazing sex, and
coming, like, ten times.
362
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,874
And I can't do
that. I am married.
363
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,711
I love my husband, even though
that would be incredibly hot
364
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,129
and sexy and sweaty
365
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,922
and all the things
that you want it to be.
366
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,340
But it's not gonna happen.
367
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,259
And I'm sorry,
sir, but that is...
368
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,386
It's... that's just what it is.
369
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,304
Ugh!
370
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,766
Glad we got that
off our chests, huh?
371
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,560
- Uh, yeah.
372
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:57,105
I-I have no idea what
you're talking about at all.
373
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,315
- What?
374
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,668
- So I just thought
you'd be a good agent.
375
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,069
I don't... I don't need
to come... Ten times?
376
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,197
Was that it? I just
need a house. That's...
377
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,258
- You're fucking kidding, right?
378
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,242
- No.
- You haven't had the...
379
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,244
You haven't thought
the things that I'm...
380
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,080
That I thought? You haven't...
381
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,874
- Not even once.
382
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,334
- Oh.
383
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,961
- You're pretty, though.
- Oh, my fucking God.
384
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,801
[dog barking]
385
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,763
[soft suspenseful music]
386
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:36,978
♪ ♪
387
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,157
[doorknob clicks]
- Hey.
388
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:55,747
♪ ♪
389
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,667
- [sighs]
390
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,588
- [clears throat]
- Sure I can't get you a drink?
391
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,423
- I'm good, thank you.
392
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,679
- So what's this about?
393
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,684
- I know Ava told you.
394
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,771
That I know about the podcast.
395
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,233
- I think you should
come back when Ava's here
396
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,068
and we can all talk about it.
397
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,028
- Yeah. Yeah, no,
398
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,988
I already tried
that at the party.
399
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,323
She wasn't interested.
400
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,159
- Well, then that's it.
If Ava's out, I'm out.
401
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,494
- Well, just hear me out.
402
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,872
You guys have put me in
a really bad spot here.
403
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,791
- We have?
- Yeah.
404
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,668
- We're the only three
people on the planet
405
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,129
who know who the Westside
Ripper is, right?
406
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,524
And the only reason that you
guys aren't going to the police
407
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,384
is because of the
podcast, but, see,
408
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,178
I don't have the podcast.
409
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,223
So I'm thinking I should
just turn this guy in,
410
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,492
otherwise I'm just
letting him kill
411
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,435
more innocent people, right?
412
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,311
- He's not killing anyone.
413
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,521
- Are you sure about that?
414
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,190
- Okay, Ruby, let's...
Let's... come on.
415
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,525
Let's work together on this.
416
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:09,446
What if... what if
we gave you, um...
417
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,698
50,000 per episode?
418
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,159
- [scoffs]
419
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,870
Do you think I came here
to ask you for money?
420
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,247
No, I don't need money.
421
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,042
I want a front-row seat
to the Westside Ripper
422
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:25,420
becoming the biggest celebrity
on this fucking planet.
423
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,714
- That's what you want?
424
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,883
- I mean,
425
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,218
isn't that why you did it?
426
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,013
[soft suspenseful music]
427
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,389
♪ ♪
428
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,433
- Ava's gonna be
back any minute.
429
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,729
- Nate, do you remember
what you told me in Vegas
430
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,148
on the dance floor?
431
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:49,402
I would love it if the three
of us could do this together.
432
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:52,447
And I was thinking that...
433
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:58,828
Maybe you could talk
to Ava about it?
434
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,081
Wouldn't that be fun?
435
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:05,126
♪ ♪
436
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,926
[soft suspenseful music]
437
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:19,891
♪ ♪
438
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,397
[car door clicks]
439
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:33,947
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
440
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,156
Hi. I got your message.
441
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,825
- It's all good.
Michelle's safe.
442
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:37,992
I talked to Matt.
443
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,160
- Oh, okay. What happened?
444
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,912
- Close your eyes.
- Why?
445
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,081
- I'm gonna... Hey, I'm
gonna blindfold you.
446
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,350
- You're not putting that on me.
447
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,459
- Well, I gotta... I'm gonna...
- No.
448
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,044
- Okay, I gotta put
it on in the car.
449
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,146
I gotta...
- I'm not putting that on.
450
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,422
- I... just trust me.
451
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,774
I got a surprise for you.
- I don't think so.
452
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,734
- Just... just trust me.
Just put it on in the car.
453
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,386
[seagulls cawing]
454
00:18:56,428 --> 00:19:00,640
♪ ♪
455
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,410
- All right. Can't see.
- We're almost there.
456
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,310
- You know I'm pregnant, right?
- I got you.
457
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,147
- All right. But where are we?
458
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,481
- Okay.
459
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,191
- All right. Come on.
460
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,860
Where are we?
- Okay.
461
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,988
- [giggles]
462
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,448
- Happy anniversary.
463
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,867
- What?
- Our Malibu dream house.
464
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,452
I've been tracking
it for a while.
465
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,578
I just pulled the trigger.
466
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,638
It's a lease with
an option to buy
467
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,830
in case you don't love it.
468
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,665
- Well, I... of
course I love it,
469
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,418
but I think we... can we
talk about this for a second?
470
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,671
- Look at this view.
Look at this killer view.
471
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,507
Gonna swim with the
dolphins out here.
472
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,509
Look at this spot.
- Yeah.
473
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,428
- It's amazing, right?
- Yeah.
474
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,805
I... [exhales]
475
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,933
- Gonna have the best
summer of our lives here.
476
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,518
Do you like it?
477
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,145
- This is beautiful,
babe, but, like,
478
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:50,315
what... what are...
What are we doing?
479
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,625
- What do you mean
what are we doing?
480
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,360
We're... it's our dream house.
481
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,528
That's what we're doing.
482
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,697
- We have been
struggling big time.
483
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,491
I think you know that, right?
484
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,660
And a marriage can only stretch
so far before it breaks,
485
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,537
and I don't want us to break.
486
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,931
- Don't worry. We're
not gonna break.
487
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,208
No one's breaking here.
488
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,602
- I think this whole
fucking situation
489
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,878
has put way more pressure on us
490
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,230
than we actually thought
it would, so I...
491
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,589
- Yes. Yeah.
492
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,400
The world is coming at
us. That's what it does.
493
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:20,303
It tests you. It tempts you.
494
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,721
- What does that mean?
495
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,266
- It means that we
gotta stay tight.
496
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,020
That's why I got
us the house. Oh.
497
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,731
- Okay. Babe, it's
not about the house.
498
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,584
The house is amazing, but
it's not about the house.
499
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,194
It's about us. I
want us to be happy.
500
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,570
We haven't been
connecting at all.
501
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,531
We were fighting about
everything... the burner,
502
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,741
Ruby, the dog... Doesn't
that bother you at all?
503
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,577
- What bothers me is that I
just made our dreams come true
504
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:45,829
and, for whatever reason,
505
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,455
you wanna focus on
busting my balls.
506
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:48,808
That's what's bothering me.
- Oh, my...
507
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,226
Why do you have to do this?
- It's never enough.
508
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,584
- That's not true.
- It is true.
509
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,211
It's been true for 12 years.
510
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,754
- Don't "12 years" me!
511
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,548
- Yeah, you're so
busy comparing us
512
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,591
to all your rich friends...
The house is too small.
513
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,552
The yard's too
small. The car sucks.
514
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,737
- Is that the kind of
person you think I am?
515
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,179
You think I am that shallow?
516
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,116
- Does it really matter I
didn't make the top ten?
517
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,307
- Oh, my God.
518
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,660
- I'm sorry I didn't
make Federer money.
519
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,604
Does it really matter?
I'm still the same person.
520
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:11,771
Let me ask you...
I'm just curious.
521
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,524
Where's the cutoff to
stop loving somebody?
522
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,526
Is it a top ten? The
top 20? What is it?
523
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,278
- I have never cared
about the money.
524
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,113
I care that you gave up!
525
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,489
- I gave up on tennis?
526
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,574
Are you serious?
527
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,325
I tore my fucking ACL!
528
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,412
- You gave up on life!
529
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,080
You gave up on us!
530
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,418
- Where are you going?
531
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,627
You're leaving?
- Yep.
532
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,463
Doesn't feel good, does it?
533
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,465
- Come on. Don't
do that. Please.
534
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,967
[thud]
- Oh, my Go... ahh!
535
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,177
Oh!
536
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:45,221
[both scream]
537
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,183
[gentle piano music]
538
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:55,357
♪ ♪
539
00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,749
kids: Nice shot, Dad.
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