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- Yeah, then I
have a watch party
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for Curtis' new show tonight,
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but I'm worried it's
gonna be so bad?
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- Oh, no, really?
- Yeah.
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I mean, his character
was fully a woman,
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and then they just
made her a gay guy
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without changing any lines.
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- Well, that is
how you guys talk.
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I mean, not you,
but the fun ones.
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Also, are you sure that Lucas
doesn't wanna walk with us?
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He's been, like, ten paces
behind us all morning.
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- Oh, no, he's in
this new miniseries
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about a gay serial
killer, so technically,
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he's hunting me right now.
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- Hunting you?
- Yeah, funny, right?
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He's actually playing
one of the most prolific
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gay serial killers of all time.
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He's a sociopath who used to
chop his victims' penises up
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into little pieces and
then eat the pieces.
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- So I take it,
still not having sex.
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- No, and he's not even
really sleeping over now...
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For my safety.
- This is so terrifying.
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- Yeah, but it's for his art.
- No, I mean you.
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You're terrifying.
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Oh, it's our new stepdad.
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- Holy shit.
- He just calls us now?
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Brooke, hi.
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Uh, I was just calling 'cause
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it's your mom's
birthday tomorrow,
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and she said the only
thing she wants to do
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is have a normal family
dinner at Applebee's
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like you all used to in Ohio.
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No security, nothing.
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- Sorry, she's a billionaire
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and she wants to
eat at Applebee's?
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The food is vile.
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- L-O-L, that is
legit impossible.
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She needs security if she's
gonna eat at the Applebee's
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in, what, Times Square?
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They'll need to
pre-screen all the diners,
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shut down Midtown,
plus with you,
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you guys'll be swarmed.
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How does she think
this is gonna happen?
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- She said maybe we
could just ask everyone
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to be cool, like, really nicely.
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Both: Be cool?
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- Listen, we all know
this can't happen,
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but she seems really
desperate, you know,
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and I kinda wanna do
something nice for her
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since we've just been
on the Marvel plane
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having sex for the last month.
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- And that's a bad thing?
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- So I think I figured out a way
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to give this to her.
You guys free tonight?
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- I mean, I just
have to pop out early
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for a friend's watch
party, but sure.
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- Great. I'll text
you the address.
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- Well, isn't it just the
Applebee's in Times...
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Uh, he hung up.
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Aww, and wait.
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Maybe the show will be good.
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I mean, Curtis is funny.
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- Yeah, totally.
It could be good.
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Yeah, maybe it'll be good.
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That'd be great if it was good.
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Yeah.
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- ? I-I-I'm a winner ?
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- Okay, we need to
talk about this.
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- Hi, y'all. Beautiful
day in the industry.
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- Brooke, you're
three hours late.
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- Yeah, sorry, I've just
been brainstorming ways
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I can use the P!
Network... For good!
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I was thinking maybe
an interview series
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where my mom sits down
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with a new powerful
woman each week.
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Malala. Greta Thunberg.
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Malala.
- You started with Malala.
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Also, this took you three hours?
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- It actually takes
my breath away
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thinking about all the good
I'm now gonna do for people...
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Nay, women.
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- That's great, but first,
we have a situation.
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- Hmm.
- Chase and Pam broke up.
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- Wait, what?
- Yup.
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- Is it public?
- Yeah, we tweeted it.
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We still love each other.
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We've just grown apart
since 18 days ago.
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- No. Fuck!
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Shuli, I wanna help women.
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My first day back, I can't
send a woman to the woods.
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- Sorry, what's this?
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- Well, you know how it goes.
They broke up, it's out there,
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and now Pam does
simply have to go
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live out the rest of
her days in the woods.
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- No, I know how
it goes. I just...
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- Wait, wait, we don't
know how it goes.
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- Yeah, Chase and I broke up,
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so now I have to
live in the woods?
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- Let's just show 'em the video.
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What? Coming, coming.
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- Cary Dubek?
- Yes, can I, uh...
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Okay, you're just coming in.
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- Sorry, on a tight skedge.
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Do you get a lot of
street noise in here?
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- Sorry, who and why are you...
- Sheila!
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I'm here to record your
ADR for "WindWeaver."
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Didn't anybody call you?
- No.
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The... the fantasy
show I shot in Croatia?
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Is that coming out?
- Yup!
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Whole thing's dropping
on Netflix next week,
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though beats me how they get
it done in time.
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- Why? Is something wrong?
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- All I know is, post
is a fucking mess.
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We've got no mix, no color.
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I'm not even supposed
to be doing this,
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but the post supe quit
this a.m., so voil�!
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I am not kidding when I say that
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everybody on this show...
Except me... is crazy.
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- So I'm in another bad thing?
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- Okay, shh. Here's
the scene we need.
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- I've seen this place
before in my dreams.
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And I pray he's here.
- Who?
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- The WindWeaver.
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The one who weaves the wind.
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Onward!
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Man, this show is not for me.
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Anyway, you got it?
- No.
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Sorry, what am I recording?
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My character literally
never speaks...
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In this scene or ever.
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I was basically an
extra for eight months.
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- Right, so you know
how everyone in the show
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goes on these little quests?
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Well, in the edit, they realized
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that you can never tell where
the fuck any of you are,
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so they're having people
ADR extra shit like,
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"Oh, look, we're here now!"
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or, "Oh, we've arrived
at this place!"
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Hoping to hell they can
make it make sense quick.
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So over your back,
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after the main
guy says "onward,"
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they want you to now say...
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"Yes, onward ho, to the
Port City of Gargool."
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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Okay, ready?
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Yes.
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- Sorry, what is this?
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- It looks like an
orientation video?
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- Hello!
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If you're watching
this, it's because
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you broke the heart
of a beloved pop star
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with millions of fans
and are now moments away
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from being doxxed
to death by them.
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- Wait, what?
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- But don't worry.
That's where we come in.
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Welcome to New Beginnings.
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At New Beginnings, we
provide a safe haven
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for girls like you...
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Girls who have been
forced to leave society
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because their names, addresses,
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and Social Security numbers
have all been posted online
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by their ex's fans...
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Fans who love their pop
star and now hate you
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because of what you did to him.
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- Uh...
- Here, you'll live
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a simple life but a good one,
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and no hate mail
can reach you here
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because there is no mail.
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New Beginnings is
completely off the grid
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and not on any map,
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all to give you peace of
mind that no teen girl
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will ever find and kill you.
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Also, Sunday is Craft Day.
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- Okay, no, Pam isn't
living in the woods
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'cause a couple of
my fans are mad.
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- Yeah, and we said
the breakup was mutual.
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Why would they blame me?
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- Now, I'm sure at this
point, you're thinking,
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"We said the breakup was mutual.
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Why would they blame me?"
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Simply put, you're the girl.
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Maybe if you were
Rihanna, it'd be fine,
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but if you're watching this,
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you're probably
not Rihanna, so...
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woods it is!
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- No, no, I'm just
gonna go home to Iowa.
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This'll blow over.
- And by now you're thinking,
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"I'll just go home to
Iowa. This'll blow over."
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But if you're this far in,
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your home has been set on fire.
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- What? No, it
hasn't. I'm Googling.
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- And by now you're
Googling, but trust me.
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It's on fire.
- Oh, my God, it is.
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Do I have to go
live in the woods?
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Onward!
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- Yes, onward ho!
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To the Port City of Gargool!
- No! No.
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Something's off.
Think, Sheila. God!
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I haven't had time to go
to the doctor in years,
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but something is definitely
up, if you catch my drift.
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- Is the drift
a... A brain tumor?
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- Oh, they want you to sound
like you're on a horse.
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So let's just do it again,
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but this time, bounce up
and down while you do it.
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- Oh, okay. Sure.
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- The one who weaves the wind.
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Onward!
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- Yes!
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Onward ho! To the...
- No! Fuck!
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Something's still missing.
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What did they want?
- I don't...
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- I know it was
something stupid.
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Oh! Oh! The teeth!
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They want you to wear
the little elf teeth.
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Oh, my God, Hank
would've killed me
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if I forgot the teeth.
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Or did he quit too?
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I have worked on a lot of shows,
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but this, by far, is the worst.
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- Cool, cool.
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Um, have you heard anything
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about this new Paramount+
show, "Girlies"?
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- Oh, God, I heard
that show's a dream.
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I would kill to be on that show.
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- So Rotten Tomatoes-wise,
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we talking what,
like, 90, 92% Fresh?
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- Maybe it won't be so bad.
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This one girl taught
herself woodworking.
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- No, no, no, this
is... This is insane.
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Why didn't you guys tell
me this could happen?
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Well, we tried, bud,
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but you said you wanted to
be treated like an adult,
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make your own
decisions, remember?
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- Okay, well, to be fair,
you did release my album
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on the day of the insurrection.
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- Oh, my God,
enough of this shit!
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You wanna be an adult?
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Here's the truth.
- God, no, Shuli, no.
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- We didn't release your album
on the day of the insurrection.
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Your album was so bad,
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I created the insurrection!
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- What?
- Don't be mad, bud.
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You're just...
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you're not that
great of a singer.
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- You suck. I
mean, you're cute,
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but you suck.
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And it's wild that
you don't know that.
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So in order to distract
from your album,
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I spent months
radicalizing people
250
00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:15,602
to storm the Capitol
on the day it dropped.
251
00:09:15,707 --> 00:09:17,643
Chase, I'm Q.
252
00:09:17,742 --> 00:09:19,345
- Oh, my God.
253
00:09:19,443 --> 00:09:21,913
It was... it was that bad?
254
00:09:22,013 --> 00:09:23,849
Shit, I... I don't want Pam
255
00:09:23,947 --> 00:09:25,417
now to go to the
woods 'cause of me.
256
00:09:25,516 --> 00:09:27,886
- There's gotta be something
we can do to help her.
257
00:09:27,986 --> 00:09:30,289
I mean, my whole thing
is helping women.
258
00:09:30,387 --> 00:09:31,890
Starting today.
259
00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,060
There is one
thing, I mean, we could try.
260
00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:37,624
Something that might make
all of Chase's fans Team Pam.
261
00:09:37,729 --> 00:09:39,731
- What is it? I'll do it.
262
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,968
- Well, I'd usually only do this
263
00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:44,503
after a divorce, but...
264
00:09:44,602 --> 00:09:48,107
we need to make you a bad boy.
265
00:09:53,444 --> 00:09:55,681
- Wait, I don't understand
why we're on a lot.
266
00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:57,644
Like, I've shot here before.
- I know.
267
00:09:57,749 --> 00:09:58,985
This was supposed to be
268
00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:00,523
a normal family
dinner at Applebee's?
269
00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:02,821
- Oh, "Normal Family
Dinner at Applebee's."
270
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:06,458
That's Stage 7, that way.
- Wait. What?
271
00:10:06,557 --> 00:10:08,094
- Move, move, move.
272
00:10:08,187 --> 00:10:10,429
- Oh, my God.
273
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,232
- All right, everyone,
my servers, my diners,
274
00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:16,068
Pat should be here in five.
Thank you all for doing this.
275
00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,664
If everything goes smoothly,
276
00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:19,171
we should be able
to give Pat Dubek
277
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,474
a nice, normal dinner
with her family, huh?
278
00:10:22,573 --> 00:10:23,475
All right.
279
00:10:23,575 --> 00:10:25,011
- Holy shit.
280
00:10:25,108 --> 00:10:28,675
Simu Liu recreated an
entire Applebee's for her?
281
00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:30,849
This is insane.
- Hey, welcome.
282
00:10:30,949 --> 00:10:32,251
Pat's children, yes.
283
00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:33,953
We have you right here
at the hero table.
284
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,822
- Sorry, so this is,
like, a full production?
285
00:10:36,921 --> 00:10:39,125
All of you, you're actors?
- Yep.
286
00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:41,560
Simu's goal is to give
your mom the normal dinner
287
00:10:41,653 --> 00:10:43,162
she actually can't have anymore.
288
00:10:43,261 --> 00:10:45,131
Which reminds me,
guys, in reality,
289
00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:47,666
Pat would be swarmed
in a place like this,
290
00:10:47,766 --> 00:10:49,535
so unless you are Katrina,
291
00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:51,237
your job is to ignore her.
292
00:10:51,335 --> 00:10:52,938
Don't look at Pat,
don't talk to Pat.
293
00:10:53,037 --> 00:10:54,974
As far as you're concerned,
Pat doesn't exist.
294
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,109
- Wait, so she doesn't know
295
00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,810
this is all fake?
Isn't that fucked?
296
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,980
- Oh, and guys at the bar...
- Uh...
297
00:11:01,079 --> 00:11:02,481
- Well, I guess I
hope this works.
298
00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:05,217
- I mean, I do think Mom
needs a normal night,
299
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:08,087
or at least to feel like
she can still have one?
300
00:11:08,186 --> 00:11:10,957
- Oh, hey, such good
news about Curtis' show.
301
00:11:11,056 --> 00:11:12,424
- What? Is it bad?
302
00:11:12,523 --> 00:11:14,860
- No, I said "good news."
303
00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:16,996
It's 100% Fresh on
Rotten Tomatoes.
304
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,331
- What? 100% - Yeah.
305
00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:21,667
I mean, only one
review is out so far,
306
00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:23,702
but it's Fresh. Eee!
307
00:11:23,801 --> 00:11:25,972
- Yes, yes, that's amazing.
- Yeah.
308
00:11:26,069 --> 00:11:28,174
- Um, I just need to run
to the bathroom real quick.
309
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,109
- Okay, places,
everyone, places.
310
00:11:30,207 --> 00:11:32,511
And remember, you're
at dinner, so have fun,
311
00:11:32,610 --> 00:11:34,213
uh, but also, it's Applebee's,
312
00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:36,515
so there should be some
deadness behind the eyes,
313
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,333
kinda like, uh, "We
could've eaten anywhere.
314
00:11:38,382 --> 00:11:40,219
Why'd we choose
here?" sort of thing.
315
00:11:40,318 --> 00:11:42,989
Here we go.
316
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,061
No.
317
00:11:50,695 --> 00:11:53,632
Can it be?
318
00:11:53,725 --> 00:11:56,735
"A delightful
romp"? Oh, my God.
319
00:11:56,835 --> 00:11:58,904
Curtis' bad show...
320
00:11:59,003 --> 00:12:00,606
Is good?
321
00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,110
Oh, hi. Sorry.
322
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:07,646
- Okay, okay, Pat's here.
And action, everyone!
323
00:12:11,616 --> 00:12:13,719
Whoa.
324
00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:15,988
This looks so real.
325
00:12:16,087 --> 00:12:19,959
- And we are here. Ta-da!
326
00:12:20,057 --> 00:12:22,061
Surprise!
- What?
327
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,564
Oh, my God, Simu. Applebee's!
- Yep.
328
00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:28,200
Just a normal family
dinner at Applebee's,
329
00:12:28,299 --> 00:12:30,469
just like you wanted.
- But how?
330
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:32,204
And with no security?
331
00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:34,801
- Well, I called ahead and
asked everyone to be cool,
332
00:12:34,905 --> 00:12:37,143
just like you suggested.
- What, really?
333
00:12:37,242 --> 00:12:39,145
I mean, I told you
that could maybe work.
334
00:12:39,244 --> 00:12:41,113
Brookie! Cary!
335
00:12:41,212 --> 00:12:42,748
- Hey!
- Isn't this wild?
336
00:12:42,848 --> 00:12:44,283
I'm in Applebee's!
337
00:12:44,382 --> 00:12:46,185
- Yeah, happy birthday.
- Oh!
338
00:12:46,284 --> 00:12:49,121
Simu just asked everyone
to be cool for the night.
339
00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:50,422
- Yeah, such a good idea.
340
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,324
- Yeah, Simu Liu is
such a good daddy.
341
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,234
- You know I'm, like, three
years younger than you, right?
342
00:12:54,258 --> 00:12:55,861
- Eee! I just can't believe it.
343
00:12:55,954 --> 00:12:59,765
No one's looking at me
or taking a picture.
344
00:12:59,858 --> 00:13:01,433
Everyone's just talking
to themselves...
345
00:13:03,134 --> 00:13:04,470
Saying "peas and carrots" a lot.
346
00:13:07,405 --> 00:13:09,308
I guess we'll have
to order those.
347
00:13:09,407 --> 00:13:12,644
Anyway, hooray! Let's
start this normal dinner.
348
00:13:12,744 --> 00:13:14,413
- Okay.
349
00:13:14,513 --> 00:13:15,781
- Er, wait, Cary,
350
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:19,518
is that your boyfriend with
a knife behind the bar?
351
00:13:19,617 --> 00:13:22,488
- Oh, good, I wasn't
sure if he could make it.
352
00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:25,224
And yes, he is in character
as a serial killer,
353
00:13:25,322 --> 00:13:27,059
so he will be
stalking us all night.
354
00:13:27,158 --> 00:13:28,855
Just ignore.
355
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,963
- Okay. That's fine, I guess.
356
00:13:31,062 --> 00:13:33,232
And at least everything
else is normal.
357
00:13:33,331 --> 00:13:34,967
- Ooh, yay! Chase is here.
358
00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:37,069
- Hey, everyone, just
wanted to hop on here
359
00:13:37,168 --> 00:13:39,005
and tell all my fans
to suck my dick.
360
00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:41,373
That's right. This
is how I talk now.
361
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:44,276
So if you're my fan, you're
a bitch, and you suck.
362
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:47,446
- Oh, no. What's going on? Why
does Chasey look like that?
363
00:13:47,545 --> 00:13:49,381
- Don't worry, he's just
pretending to be bad
364
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,383
so his fans will side
with Pam in the breakup
365
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,052
and not try and
dox her to death.
366
00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:55,421
- Yes, otherwise Pam goes
to live in the woods.
367
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,884
- Yeah, and I really
don't wanna do that.
368
00:13:57,989 --> 00:13:59,558
- No, I can imagine.
369
00:13:59,657 --> 00:14:01,888
- So yeah, we will...
I am actually doing
370
00:14:01,993 --> 00:14:04,030
a very good thing
for another woman.
371
00:14:04,128 --> 00:14:05,998
And other than a
couple Instagram Lives,
372
00:14:06,091 --> 00:14:07,975
we can still have a totally
normal family dinner.
373
00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:09,601
- Anyway, idiots, imagine trying
374
00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:11,070
to share a life with all this.
375
00:14:11,169 --> 00:14:13,139
Guess it makes sense if
you guys side with Pam
376
00:14:13,237 --> 00:14:15,207
'cause as the new
tattoo on my ass says,
377
00:14:15,306 --> 00:14:16,903
I stink.
378
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:19,178
God, it feels so weird
acting like that.
379
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:22,214
Oh, hey, Mom. Happy birthday.
- Oh, thank you, Chasey.
380
00:14:22,313 --> 00:14:24,116
And you promise me
all those are fake?
381
00:14:24,215 --> 00:14:25,912
'Cause they're awful,
honey. You look dead.
382
00:14:26,017 --> 00:14:27,686
- Mom, they're awful on purpose.
383
00:14:27,785 --> 00:14:28,955
Streeter picked them out.
384
00:14:29,053 --> 00:14:30,356
- Yeah, yeah, I worked very hard
385
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:33,059
to find the extra
right bad ones.
386
00:14:33,158 --> 00:14:35,922
My fave is probably
this one right here
387
00:14:36,027 --> 00:14:37,729
that simply says "piss."
388
00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:41,333
- Yes, I can see that it does
say "piss" on my son's chest.
389
00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:43,669
- And this one here is Piglet,
390
00:14:43,768 --> 00:14:44,903
but with tits.
391
00:14:45,002 --> 00:14:46,138
And then under his arm
392
00:14:46,237 --> 00:14:47,606
is Eeyore, but with tits.
393
00:14:47,705 --> 00:14:50,009
And on his back is
the day his dad died.
394
00:14:50,107 --> 00:14:51,318
- I'm sorry, how
is that one bad?
395
00:14:51,342 --> 00:14:52,811
- I mean, you didn't
let me finish.
396
00:14:52,904 --> 00:14:54,780
With tits.
Bing-bong.
397
00:14:54,878 --> 00:14:59,151
- Anyway, very nice to
meet you... Simu Liu.
398
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,087
You take good care
of my Patty, okay?
399
00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:02,796
- Sorry, can we please
stop talking about tits?
400
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:05,992
I'm just trying to have a
nice, normal family dinner.
401
00:15:06,091 --> 00:15:07,259
- Absolutely.
- You got it.
402
00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:09,295
- Hi, there. My
name's Katrina,
403
00:15:09,393 --> 00:15:11,263
and I'll be your
server this evening.
404
00:15:11,362 --> 00:15:12,864
- Oh, nice to meet you, Katrina.
405
00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:15,801
- But I think you should
know I'm actually an actor.
406
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,136
- Oh, wow, wonderful.
407
00:15:17,235 --> 00:15:18,545
You know, my son,
Cary, was a server
408
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,239
while he was trying
to make it too.
409
00:15:20,338 --> 00:15:22,441
And now he has,
and he's so happy.
410
00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:24,710
- "Girlies" is
"positively charming"?
411
00:15:24,808 --> 00:15:28,380
- Anyway, I am gonna have
your big, fat steak, please,
412
00:15:28,479 --> 00:15:30,390
and I don't see it on the
menu, but I'm gonna have
413
00:15:30,414 --> 00:15:32,326
the peas and carrots that
everyone's talking about,
414
00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:35,983
sometimes at the same
time on top of each other?
415
00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:38,290
- Okay, I guess... sounds good.
416
00:15:38,389 --> 00:15:40,559
Let me go check on those.
- Okay, good.
417
00:15:40,659 --> 00:15:42,128
- Cary Dubek!
418
00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:44,263
Oh, there you are.
419
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,532
Fuck!
- What? Honey, who is this now?
420
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,267
- Wait, what are you doing here?
421
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:50,269
Also, how did you find me?
422
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,637
- We need to redo your ADR.
423
00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:55,174
Apparently, someone
lost the drive.
424
00:15:55,273 --> 00:15:58,477
Not sure if he told you,
but his new show is a mess.
425
00:15:58,575 --> 00:16:00,746
People don't even want
their names on this show.
426
00:16:00,844 --> 00:16:03,115
- Oh, honey, I'm so
sorry to hear that.
427
00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:05,651
- So it's, like,
for sure bad? Still?
428
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,387
- Okay, here are your
teeth, and they said that
429
00:16:08,486 --> 00:16:11,523
you didn't really sound like
you were on a horse last time,
430
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,892
so maybe this time, you can just
431
00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,395
hop on somebody's back and
ride 'em like a horsey.
432
00:16:16,494 --> 00:16:18,164
- Oh, you can ride me
like a horsey, bud.
433
00:16:18,262 --> 00:16:20,099
- I'm absolutely not
doing that, Simu Liu.
434
00:16:20,198 --> 00:16:21,100
- No, no, no, don't
be ridiculous.
435
00:16:21,199 --> 00:16:22,199
I'm an actor, okay?
436
00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:23,735
I totally get ADR, and plus,
437
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,804
Marvel pays me to stay
jacked all the time anyway.
438
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,414
Pretty sure I could
take your weight easy.
439
00:16:27,438 --> 00:16:29,175
What are you, like, 110, 115?
440
00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:30,276
Seriously. Ride me, Cary.
441
00:16:30,374 --> 00:16:31,810
- Wait...
- Ride me!
442
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,113
- Can we at least go
outside where it's quieter?
443
00:16:34,212 --> 00:16:36,582
- You mean Times Square?
- Right.
444
00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:38,384
Outside is, uh, is Times Square.
445
00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:39,685
Sure is.
446
00:16:39,784 --> 00:16:41,028
- So I guess I
have to do it here.
447
00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:42,388
- Not a prob.
448
00:16:42,486 --> 00:16:44,890
I will just cover you
with this sound blanket.
449
00:16:44,989 --> 00:16:46,092
Okay.
450
00:16:46,191 --> 00:16:49,761
Whenever you're ready, go ahead.
451
00:16:49,861 --> 00:16:52,098
- Yes, onward ho!
452
00:16:52,197 --> 00:16:54,800
To the Port City of Gargool!
- Aww, Cary.
453
00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:57,203
Now both you and Mom
have ridden the star
454
00:16:57,301 --> 00:16:58,770
of a Marvel movie.
455
00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:00,206
- Uh-oh. Brooke.
456
00:17:00,304 --> 00:17:01,882
We have a code red.
- What? What's wrong?
457
00:17:01,906 --> 00:17:03,584
- Uh, comments are coming
in about Chase's new vibe,
458
00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:06,012
and his fans freaking love it?
459
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:09,215
- What? But he's vile!
460
00:17:09,314 --> 00:17:12,284
"Oh, my God, Chase
is so sexy now"?
461
00:17:12,383 --> 00:17:13,885
"I love Chase's tattoos
462
00:17:13,984 --> 00:17:16,588
because a body's hottest
when you can't see it"?
463
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,790
"I never got Chase's
appeal before,
464
00:17:18,889 --> 00:17:21,493
but now I wanna bleep
his bleep-bleep"?
465
00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:24,296
- Honey, please.
- Shh! I'm getting room tone.
466
00:17:24,395 --> 00:17:26,798
- And his fans are
also madder now at Pam?
467
00:17:26,898 --> 00:17:28,267
- Oh, no.
- They are?
468
00:17:28,365 --> 00:17:29,765
- "How could Pam
break up with Chase
469
00:17:29,801 --> 00:17:31,098
when he is this hot?"
470
00:17:31,197 --> 00:17:32,717
"We should kill Pam
by tomorrow's end."
471
00:17:32,771 --> 00:17:33,872
"Also, I know for a fact
472
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,574
"Pam's aunt works at
Kaiser in Modesto.
473
00:17:35,672 --> 00:17:38,577
Maybe kill her too.
IDK, just spitballing."
474
00:17:38,677 --> 00:17:39,845
- Fuck!
475
00:17:39,943 --> 00:17:41,521
We forgot that everyone
loves a bad boy now.
476
00:17:41,545 --> 00:17:43,015
Like, it's actually hot and good
477
00:17:43,114 --> 00:17:44,516
to be ugly and bad.
478
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:47,114
- It's okay; the problem
is just the boy part.
479
00:17:47,218 --> 00:17:48,787
He shouldn't be a bad boy.
480
00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:50,957
We need to make him...
481
00:17:51,055 --> 00:17:52,524
a bad dude.
- Yes!
482
00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:54,060
- No...
- Chase, come with me.
483
00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:55,527
- Uh-uh...
- Don't worry, Pam.
484
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:57,629
We're still gonna help
you. It's what I do.
485
00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:59,165
- Okay! All set!
486
00:17:59,263 --> 00:18:01,533
Great.
487
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:03,269
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
488
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:06,338
- Thank you, sir. You
made an excellent horsey.
489
00:18:06,437 --> 00:18:08,975
- Fuck. Just fucking kill me.
490
00:18:11,309 --> 00:18:13,112
- And she ordered
peas and carrots,
491
00:18:13,211 --> 00:18:14,546
but we don't have that.
492
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,582
Okay, I'll just send a
PA to the store and...
493
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,917
- Ugh. God.
- Have him buy a bag of peas...
494
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,761
I think there's a Whole
Foods in Williamsburg.
495
00:18:20,785 --> 00:18:22,562
Can someone print me out
a petty cash form, please?
496
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:26,425
- Also, I still do think she
should know what's going on.
497
00:18:26,524 --> 00:18:27,693
- Hey, Curtis.
- Hey.
498
00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:29,528
- I was just calling 'cause, uh,
499
00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:32,331
I'm not sure I'm
gonna be able to make,
500
00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:34,666
uh, your viewing party anymore.
501
00:18:34,761 --> 00:18:36,102
- Ooh, really?
502
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:39,205
- Yeah, yeah, it's just I
have this dinner for my mom,
503
00:18:39,298 --> 00:18:40,980
and I thought I was
gonna be able to pop out,
504
00:18:41,004 --> 00:18:43,943
but now it just feels...
Feels a little rude.
505
00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:45,244
- Okay.
- But hey.
506
00:18:45,342 --> 00:18:46,845
Congrats on the show.
507
00:18:46,945 --> 00:18:48,480
I wish I could be there.
508
00:18:48,579 --> 00:18:50,382
- Yeah, I mean, if...
If you can't make it,
509
00:18:50,481 --> 00:18:52,618
then you can't make it, so...
- Yeah, I just...
510
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:55,787
- Oh, hi, sweetheart.
Are you okay?
511
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,364
You just seemed a
little upset when...
512
00:18:57,388 --> 00:19:00,026
- No, no, no, I'm...
I'm totally fine.
513
00:19:00,124 --> 00:19:02,361
Uh, why don't you just
go back to your table?
514
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,663
Now.
- Okay.
515
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,000
Is there a printer in here?
516
00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:09,468
- Oh, no, no, no.
517
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,537
I mean, this is an
Applebee's in Times Square,
518
00:19:11,635 --> 00:19:13,672
so who knows what
people do in here.
519
00:19:13,772 --> 00:19:15,274
Okay, bye now.
520
00:19:15,374 --> 00:19:17,409
- Okay.
521
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:21,013
Hello, Pat.
522
00:19:21,112 --> 00:19:22,114
- Jesus.
523
00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:27,053
- Hey, did you see the sad
news about Curtis' show?
524
00:19:27,151 --> 00:19:29,421
- Yes, I know.
It's 100% Fresh.
525
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,023
- Okay, what are
these reactions?
526
00:19:31,122 --> 00:19:32,219
I said "sad."
527
00:19:32,323 --> 00:19:33,603
The rest of the reviews came in,
528
00:19:33,691 --> 00:19:35,794
like, 95 of them,
and they're all bad.
529
00:19:35,893 --> 00:19:38,064
That first review was
the only good one.
530
00:19:38,163 --> 00:19:41,300
- Oh. No.
531
00:19:41,399 --> 00:19:43,335
Really? What
exactly do they say?
532
00:19:43,434 --> 00:19:45,504
Like, um, verbatim.
533
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,374
- Hi there, I just wanted
to apologize for my family.
534
00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:51,010
I feel like we're making
quite the scene tonight.
535
00:19:51,109 --> 00:19:52,478
- Oh, um...
536
00:19:52,576 --> 00:19:54,241
Peas and carr... er... I...
537
00:19:54,345 --> 00:19:56,357
- Like, here you are, trying
to run a normal establishment,
538
00:19:56,381 --> 00:19:58,750
and my family comes
in and acts insane.
539
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,720
So I wanna pay for
everyone's meals.
540
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:04,456
- Oh, um, using...
541
00:20:04,555 --> 00:20:06,358
Using this machine.
- Uh, yeah.
542
00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:07,700
You can just run
it in front of me.
543
00:20:07,724 --> 00:20:09,195
I'll just wait here
while you do it.
544
00:20:09,294 --> 00:20:10,496
- Yes, sure.
545
00:20:10,595 --> 00:20:14,333
I'll do that... now.
546
00:20:14,432 --> 00:20:16,502
Beep, boop.
547
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,638
Okay, you're all set.
548
00:20:19,737 --> 00:20:23,309
- Sorry, I just saw you
slide the card on nothing
549
00:20:23,407 --> 00:20:25,444
and say "beep, boop"
with your mouth.
550
00:20:25,543 --> 00:20:27,980
I'm sorry
about her. She's new.
551
00:20:28,078 --> 00:20:30,716
Anyways, hi, Ms. Dubek,
I am the general manager,
552
00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:32,151
and I'm actually on the phone
553
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,986
with Mr. Applebee's right now.
554
00:20:34,085 --> 00:20:35,829
He wanted me to tell you
that everyone's meals
555
00:20:35,853 --> 00:20:39,358
are on the house tonight
in honor of your birthday.
556
00:20:39,456 --> 00:20:42,028
Thank you, sir. I
just told her, sir.
557
00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:44,063
Uh-huh, ta-ta, sir.
558
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:46,932
Yeah, so there's, um,
no need to pay at all.
559
00:20:47,032 --> 00:20:50,336
You can just, uh, head
back to your table.
560
00:20:50,434 --> 00:20:52,438
- Sorry, so that
was Mr. Applebee's?
561
00:20:52,536 --> 00:20:55,741
- Yes, Mr...
Randolph Applebee's.
562
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,509
Anyway, enjoy your
family dinner.
563
00:20:57,608 --> 00:20:59,145
Your food will be right out.
564
00:20:59,243 --> 00:21:01,013
- Okay.
565
00:21:01,112 --> 00:21:02,614
Thank you.
566
00:21:05,449 --> 00:21:06,785
We got it!
567
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,698
- Oh, here's a good
one, here's a good one.
568
00:21:10,722 --> 00:21:12,424
"Entertainment Weekly"
569
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:14,693
calls it "dismal
and embarrassing."
570
00:21:14,793 --> 00:21:17,463
- Okay, "EW," make it personal.
571
00:21:17,562 --> 00:21:18,605
- Oh, and "Vulture"
wants to know,
572
00:21:18,629 --> 00:21:20,132
"was this character a woman,
573
00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:22,329
and they just turned it
into a gay guy last minute?"
574
00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:24,403
Uh, yes, they did,
bitch.
575
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:25,671
- Drag her, "Vulture"!
576
00:21:25,769 --> 00:21:28,840
Oh, my God!
577
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:30,576
Flowers for me?
578
00:21:30,676 --> 00:21:33,212
All: Ooh!
579
00:21:33,311 --> 00:21:35,814
- Hey!
- Ooh, Cary.
580
00:21:35,913 --> 00:21:37,344
I thought you
couldn't come anymore.
581
00:21:37,448 --> 00:21:39,918
- Oh, no, I figured
it out. Hooray!
582
00:21:40,018 --> 00:21:42,688
All: Hey.
- Happy watch party, everyone.
583
00:21:42,786 --> 00:21:44,798
Yeah, I just had this little
dinner thing for my mom,
584
00:21:44,822 --> 00:21:46,658
and I wasn't sure I
could pop out early,
585
00:21:46,757 --> 00:21:48,235
but then I thought about
it more, and I was like,
586
00:21:48,259 --> 00:21:49,528
"I can pop out early."
587
00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:52,664
Gotta be here to support
your show, right?
588
00:21:54,265 --> 00:21:56,668
- Go fuck yourself, Cary.
589
00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:00,106
- Wait, what?
590
00:22:00,204 --> 00:22:02,274
So weird.
591
00:22:09,514 --> 00:22:11,117
Sorry, ma'am?
592
00:22:11,215 --> 00:22:14,820
I just... have you been
to this Applebee's before?
593
00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:16,989
I know this is
gonna sound crazy,
594
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,425
but I... I just... I feel
like something's off.
595
00:22:19,523 --> 00:22:22,528
Oh, sorry.
596
00:22:22,626 --> 00:22:24,163
Hi, Chasey.
597
00:22:24,262 --> 00:22:25,998
Wait, what is this?
What are you wearing?
598
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,967
- Hey, Mom, I'm here
to challenge you
599
00:22:28,064 --> 00:22:31,437
to box me live in Las
Vegas this Saturday.
600
00:22:31,536 --> 00:22:32,838
And guess what, Mom?
601
00:22:32,937 --> 00:22:34,373
I'm gonna kick
your freakin' ass!
602
00:22:34,471 --> 00:22:36,142
- What? Is this real?
603
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,809
Honey, I'm not boxing you.
604
00:22:37,908 --> 00:22:39,406
- You heard it.
My mom's a coward.
605
00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:41,147
- Ahh!
- It's working.
606
00:22:41,246 --> 00:22:43,815
People are commenting that
Chase seems deeply unwell.
607
00:22:43,915 --> 00:22:45,817
- Yes! Thank God.
- Wait, wait.
608
00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:48,387
They're also saying Pam
must have done this to him?
609
00:22:48,486 --> 00:22:49,655
- What?
- "Before Pam left,
610
00:22:49,754 --> 00:22:50,922
"Chase would've never tried
611
00:22:51,022 --> 00:22:52,924
to box his mother in Las Vegas"?
612
00:22:53,024 --> 00:22:55,227
Oh, my God, this
country hates women.
613
00:22:55,321 --> 00:22:56,662
You
almost gotta laugh.
614
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,830
- Fuck! So bad
boy was nothing,
615
00:22:58,929 --> 00:23:01,867
and now bad dude's not
enough, which means...
616
00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:04,836
we need to make him a bad man.
617
00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:08,374
Someone I, as a woman,
could never support.
618
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:10,476
Okay, Chase, listen closely.
619
00:23:12,777 --> 00:23:14,913
So sorry for all
this chaos, ma'am.
620
00:23:15,013 --> 00:23:18,050
Huh? Uh...
621
00:23:21,585 --> 00:23:24,823
What the fuck?
622
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:32,074
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
623
00:23:33,831 --> 00:23:35,901
- Peas and carrots.
Peas and carrots.
624
00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:38,070
Peas and carrots.
Peas and carrots.
625
00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:41,507
- Mom, Mom! Hey! What's wrong?
- Is everything okay?
626
00:23:42,873 --> 00:23:45,411
- I think something weird
is going on in here.
627
00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:46,979
Have you guys noticed?
- What?
628
00:23:47,078 --> 00:23:48,747
- Seems pretty normal to me.
- Yeah.
629
00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:51,217
This is actually one of
the most normal experiences
630
00:23:51,315 --> 00:23:53,519
I've had in a restaurant.
631
00:23:53,617 --> 00:23:55,354
- I just... there
was some weird dummy
632
00:23:55,453 --> 00:23:57,389
in the bathroom
just now, and also,
633
00:23:57,483 --> 00:23:59,058
I don't know if you
guys have noticed,
634
00:23:59,155 --> 00:24:00,900
but everybody's been raving
about the peas and carrots,
635
00:24:00,924 --> 00:24:02,603
but no one's actually
eating the peas and carrots.
636
00:24:02,627 --> 00:24:04,538
I don't even think they have
peas and carrots on the menu...
637
00:24:04,562 --> 00:24:05,998
- All right, here we go.
638
00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:09,496
First things first, our
famous peas and carrots.
639
00:24:09,601 --> 00:24:10,769
- There we are.
640
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,279
- She was just
wondering about those.
641
00:24:12,303 --> 00:24:13,500
- I bet.
- Oh!
642
00:24:16,841 --> 00:24:20,279
- Okay. And here's your steak.
643
00:24:20,378 --> 00:24:22,248
I guess bon app�tit.
644
00:24:22,346 --> 00:24:23,915
Back with the rest in a sec.
645
00:24:24,015 --> 00:24:26,052
Okay.
646
00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:28,154
I'm so sorry for acting
crazy a second ago.
647
00:24:28,253 --> 00:24:29,755
I guess they do have
peas and carrots.
648
00:24:29,854 --> 00:24:32,424
I'm sorry, guys.
649
00:24:32,524 --> 00:24:34,521
Ah, ah.
650
00:24:36,227 --> 00:24:38,730
Mmm. Wow.
651
00:24:38,829 --> 00:24:41,033
This steak is truly
mouthwatering.
652
00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:42,609
I mean, it's, like, the
best steak I've ever had
653
00:24:42,633 --> 00:24:44,436
in my entire life.
- Mm.
654
00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:45,913
- So I guess I just
have one question.
655
00:24:45,937 --> 00:24:47,206
- Yeah?
- Where the fuck am I?
656
00:24:47,305 --> 00:24:48,207
Mom!
657
00:24:48,305 --> 00:24:49,441
- Curtis! Wha...
658
00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,610
Wait, wait, hold on, what...
659
00:24:51,709 --> 00:24:54,313
What did I do?
- Cary.
660
00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:56,148
I'd like you to leave.
661
00:24:56,247 --> 00:24:57,950
- Wha... what the...
662
00:24:58,048 --> 00:24:59,751
What are you talking
about? That's insane.
663
00:24:59,851 --> 00:25:01,653
I'm... I'm here to support you.
664
00:25:01,752 --> 00:25:03,922
- No, you're not. You're
not here to support me.
665
00:25:04,021 --> 00:25:05,661
If you were actually
trying to support me,
666
00:25:05,723 --> 00:25:07,562
you wouldn't have bailed when
you thought my show was good
667
00:25:07,586 --> 00:25:10,629
and then shown up once
you knew it was bad.
668
00:25:10,728 --> 00:25:13,332
- What? That... that's
not what happened.
669
00:25:13,431 --> 00:25:15,434
I was literally at
a dinner for my mom,
670
00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:16,935
and it felt rude to leave her.
671
00:25:17,035 --> 00:25:18,670
- Yeah... but you did leave.
672
00:25:18,769 --> 00:25:22,108
So what, what stopped
you from feeling rude?
673
00:25:22,207 --> 00:25:23,909
- I...
- I think you saw the first
674
00:25:24,008 --> 00:25:26,778
Rotten Tomatoes review and
everyone posting about it
675
00:25:26,877 --> 00:25:28,680
and got jealous that
the show was good,
676
00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:30,782
and you couldn't
stand to come anymore.
677
00:25:30,881 --> 00:25:32,985
And then when the
bad reviews went up,
678
00:25:33,084 --> 00:25:35,454
you did feel like coming, so...
679
00:25:35,553 --> 00:25:37,856
- You think I went through
all those mental gymnastics?
680
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:40,692
It's actually sad that
my friend would think
681
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,128
that I would do
that. I'm not...
682
00:25:42,226 --> 00:25:45,965
- It's sad that I know
my friend did that.
683
00:25:46,063 --> 00:25:48,108
And I never would've jumped
to that conclusion last year,
684
00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:49,596
but this year,
I'm jumping to it,
685
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:52,704
'cause I... I... I
do. I... I...
686
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:54,083
I do think that's what happened.
687
00:25:54,172 --> 00:25:55,474
- Well, it's not!
688
00:25:55,573 --> 00:25:57,676
I haven't even checked
Rotten Tomatoes once all day.
689
00:25:57,775 --> 00:26:00,746
- Well, then, show
me your phone.
690
00:26:00,846 --> 00:26:02,648
- What?
- Open your phone
691
00:26:02,747 --> 00:26:07,219
and show me the last
page on your browser.
692
00:26:07,318 --> 00:26:08,955
- Sorry, can you
repeat the question?
693
00:26:09,053 --> 00:26:10,522
Where am I?
694
00:26:10,622 --> 00:26:11,657
Where the fuck am I?
695
00:26:11,755 --> 00:26:13,225
- Hey, sweetie, just calm down.
696
00:26:13,324 --> 00:26:15,027
- Mom, you are a
very famous woman
697
00:26:15,126 --> 00:26:17,029
holding people at
knifepoint in an Applebee's.
698
00:26:18,463 --> 00:26:20,166
- You. What is going on here?
699
00:26:20,264 --> 00:26:22,209
- Peas and carrots, peas and...
- Hello! Talk to me!
700
00:26:22,233 --> 00:26:23,835
They
told us not to.
701
00:26:23,934 --> 00:26:25,771
Both: Peas and carrots.
- What? Who's "they"?
702
00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,406
Who is "they"?
703
00:26:27,505 --> 00:26:28,949
- Don't worry, nobody can
talk about any of this.
704
00:26:28,973 --> 00:26:30,213
They all signed NDAs.
- Who did?
705
00:26:30,241 --> 00:26:31,810
For what, Simu?
- Uh...
706
00:26:31,908 --> 00:26:33,812
- Uh, okay, Mom, why don't
we just take a breath
707
00:26:33,911 --> 00:26:35,914
and enjoy your nice,
normal family dinner?
708
00:26:36,014 --> 00:26:37,216
- Oh, my God. Why is nobody...
709
00:26:38,982 --> 00:26:41,353
- I'll talk to her.
Uh, hey, Pat. Oh, shit.
710
00:26:41,452 --> 00:26:42,888
- We're not in Times
Square, are we?
711
00:26:42,988 --> 00:26:44,490
Oh, God, none of this is real.
712
00:26:44,589 --> 00:26:46,692
- What are you talking
about? Babe, of course it is.
713
00:26:46,790 --> 00:26:48,069
- Hi, everyone, I
just wanted you all
714
00:26:48,093 --> 00:26:49,403
to meet my new
girlfriend, Everly.
715
00:26:49,427 --> 00:26:51,530
- What? Chase has
a new girlfriend?
716
00:26:51,623 --> 00:26:53,765
- Okay, no, so this is not real.
717
00:26:53,865 --> 00:26:55,067
- The two of us met at church.
718
00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,802
That's right; the
Lord gave her to me.
719
00:26:56,901 --> 00:26:58,204
- No.
- And the thing that I love
720
00:26:58,303 --> 00:26:59,780
most about her is the
way she looks at me...
721
00:26:59,804 --> 00:27:01,124
- No.
- The way she worships me...
722
00:27:01,172 --> 00:27:02,482
- No.
- And the way she'll provide me
723
00:27:02,506 --> 00:27:03,670
with strong, healthy sons.
724
00:27:03,774 --> 00:27:05,177
No, stop it, Chase!
725
00:27:05,276 --> 00:27:07,546
What are you doing?
This isn't normal!
726
00:27:07,645 --> 00:27:09,315
None of this is fucking normal!
727
00:27:09,413 --> 00:27:11,217
- No, Mom, this thing
with Chase is normal.
728
00:27:11,315 --> 00:27:13,619
It's so we don't have to send
Pam to the woods, remember?
729
00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:15,021
- Yeah, couldn't be more normal.
730
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,563
- No, no, this isn't
right. Where am I?
731
00:27:16,587 --> 00:27:18,298
- Oh, no, babe. Oh, no,
no, no, no. Oh, no...
732
00:27:18,322 --> 00:27:20,993
- Ah! Brooke!
- Oh, my God, we're inside?
733
00:27:21,092 --> 00:27:22,261
- Brooke, Brooke, it worked.
734
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,997
We got our first #TeamPam.
- We did?
735
00:27:25,095 --> 00:27:26,808
- Yes. "Oh, my God, eww,
what is this Christian shit?"
736
00:27:26,832 --> 00:27:28,100
- What the fuck?
737
00:27:28,199 --> 00:27:29,676
- "Thank God Pam got
away, this is cringe."
738
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:31,737
- Yes!
- "I guess I'm #TeamPam."
739
00:27:31,836 --> 00:27:33,672
- Oh, my God. We did it!
740
00:27:33,772 --> 00:27:34,941
I did it!
741
00:27:35,039 --> 00:27:36,275
Yep.
742
00:27:36,374 --> 00:27:38,705
You came up with the
most bad man there is.
743
00:27:38,810 --> 00:27:40,012
A good man.
744
00:27:40,111 --> 00:27:41,321
- I don't have to
go to the woods!
745
00:27:41,345 --> 00:27:43,149
- Yeah!
- I did a good thing!
746
00:27:43,247 --> 00:27:45,051
I did a good thing!
747
00:27:45,149 --> 00:27:46,852
Sweetie, no!
748
00:27:46,952 --> 00:27:48,520
- Holy shit!
749
00:27:48,619 --> 00:27:50,122
Wait, no, Mom, this isn't safe.
750
00:27:50,221 --> 00:27:52,024
Just come back
and we'll explain.
751
00:27:52,123 --> 00:27:53,993
- Oh, God, someone help
me! Please help me!
752
00:27:54,092 --> 00:27:56,562
- Hello, Mrs. Dubek.
I can help you.
753
00:27:56,662 --> 00:27:58,164
- No. Get away from me!
754
00:27:58,262 --> 00:28:00,074
Get the fuck away from me!
- Mom, this is crazy.
755
00:28:00,098 --> 00:28:01,475
- Mom, come back!
- Simu, do something!
756
00:28:01,499 --> 00:28:03,702
- Get me out of here!
Ah! What the fuck?
757
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,671
Get me the fuck out!
758
00:28:10,574 --> 00:28:12,344
Oh, my God.
759
00:28:12,443 --> 00:28:16,282
Pam has found out.
760
00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:18,484
- I was right.
761
00:28:18,582 --> 00:28:21,453
This was fake.
762
00:28:21,553 --> 00:28:24,256
You're actors?
763
00:28:24,350 --> 00:28:26,458
You're all actors?
764
00:28:26,552 --> 00:28:29,261
- I did try to tell you, girl.
765
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,064
So come on. Let's see it.
766
00:28:32,162 --> 00:28:35,334
Okay, you know what? No. I'm
not showing you my phone.
767
00:28:35,433 --> 00:28:37,136
I might have porn up.
- Oh, my G...
768
00:28:37,235 --> 00:28:38,804
We both know you
don't have porn up.
769
00:28:38,903 --> 00:28:41,173
Fuck.
770
00:28:41,267 --> 00:28:42,741
Fuck, Cary.
771
00:28:42,841 --> 00:28:45,077
I just, like, wanted you to be
772
00:28:45,176 --> 00:28:48,775
fuckin' happy for me as
my friend, but you can't.
773
00:28:48,874 --> 00:28:51,550
Like, you probably
can't be happy for me.
774
00:28:51,649 --> 00:28:52,952
You didn't wanna come tonight
775
00:28:53,051 --> 00:28:54,956
because you were worried
I was getting something,
776
00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:56,888
that I was gonna have a win.
- That's not true!
777
00:28:56,988 --> 00:28:58,490
I want you to have wins.
778
00:28:58,589 --> 00:29:01,060
I helped you get "Gay Minute"
and "Age Net Worth Feet"!
779
00:29:01,159 --> 00:29:02,328
All I do is support you!
780
00:29:02,426 --> 00:29:05,131
- You support me
when I'm below you!
781
00:29:05,230 --> 00:29:07,199
You're happy for me
when I'm below you,
782
00:29:07,298 --> 00:29:09,501
not when you think that
I might be your equal,
783
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,403
or, God forbid, above you.
784
00:29:11,502 --> 00:29:13,872
And you're in luck
'cause my show sucks,
785
00:29:13,972 --> 00:29:16,342
so back below ya, baby.
786
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,111
- So what, you ju... You
just think I'm a monster?
787
00:29:19,210 --> 00:29:21,847
- I... I tried to be patient.
788
00:29:21,947 --> 00:29:23,415
But we don't hang out anymore.
789
00:29:23,514 --> 00:29:26,052
And when we do, it
is only about you.
790
00:29:26,149 --> 00:29:28,754
But then last month, when
we came to your movie,
791
00:29:28,847 --> 00:29:30,197
you wouldn't even
get a drink afterward
792
00:29:30,221 --> 00:29:32,024
because you said
you had to sleep.
793
00:29:32,123 --> 00:29:34,626
- I did have to sleep.
794
00:29:34,726 --> 00:29:36,728
- Okay.
795
00:29:36,828 --> 00:29:39,165
Okay.
796
00:29:39,264 --> 00:29:40,827
Um...
797
00:29:40,932 --> 00:29:43,535
You know what?
I'm 35 years old.
798
00:29:43,634 --> 00:29:46,105
And I want good
friends in my life.
799
00:29:46,203 --> 00:29:49,308
And I have good friends
in my life, and...
800
00:29:49,406 --> 00:29:53,179
And I don't think
you're one of them now.
801
00:29:53,278 --> 00:29:54,880
So, um...
802
00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:58,484
yeah, I want you to go.
803
00:29:58,583 --> 00:29:59,785
- Okay.
804
00:29:59,884 --> 00:30:03,522
I guess... I guess I'll go.
805
00:30:05,089 --> 00:30:06,993
- Oh, there you are!
806
00:30:07,090 --> 00:30:10,096
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, now I lost the drive.
807
00:30:10,194 --> 00:30:11,730
Here are your teeth.
808
00:30:11,829 --> 00:30:13,574
And which one of your friends
wants to get on all fours
809
00:30:13,598 --> 00:30:15,567
so you can ride
him like a horsey?
810
00:30:15,666 --> 00:30:17,236
- I just... I really thought
811
00:30:17,335 --> 00:30:19,071
I was having a
normal family dinner.
812
00:30:19,170 --> 00:30:23,242
And I was excited! I
was so fucking excited.
813
00:30:23,341 --> 00:30:25,377
- Pat, baby, that's...
That's why I did all this.
814
00:30:25,476 --> 00:30:26,912
- Yeah, we thought
it would be nice
815
00:30:27,012 --> 00:30:28,780
for you to feel
normal for a night.
816
00:30:28,879 --> 00:30:31,483
- Well, guess what? This
was the least normal thing
817
00:30:31,582 --> 00:30:34,286
that's ever happened to me
in my entire fucking life!
818
00:30:34,385 --> 00:30:36,488
I can't believe
you did this to me.
819
00:30:36,588 --> 00:30:37,789
- Told you.
820
00:30:37,883 --> 00:30:39,433
- I just... I can't
do anything anymore.
821
00:30:39,457 --> 00:30:41,727
Do you understand?
Like, I can't go eat.
822
00:30:41,826 --> 00:30:43,329
I can't take a walk.
823
00:30:43,428 --> 00:30:46,398
I can't date a normal person
without being a burden.
824
00:30:46,497 --> 00:30:48,367
- Hey, you were never
a burden, sweetie.
825
00:30:48,466 --> 00:30:51,137
- No, I was. I
know that I was.
826
00:30:51,236 --> 00:30:53,900
- I'm sorry. That
must be so hard.
827
00:30:54,005 --> 00:30:55,641
- Yeah, that must
be so tough, Pat.
828
00:30:55,739 --> 00:30:57,684
- Yeah, and now the only man I
can date is Marvel's Simu Liu.
829
00:30:57,708 --> 00:31:00,121
Like, Marvel's Simu Liu is the
only type of man I can be with?
830
00:31:00,145 --> 00:31:02,648
- Okay, can't say I feel
bad for you on that.
831
00:31:02,746 --> 00:31:04,325
- I mean, for the last month,
all I've been able to do
832
00:31:04,349 --> 00:31:06,518
"for my safety" is
sit on a private jet
833
00:31:06,617 --> 00:31:09,188
and get eaten out nonstop
by Marvel's Simu Liu.
834
00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:10,622
Like, that's my whole life.
835
00:31:10,721 --> 00:31:12,361
- Yeah, I do think we
should just move off
836
00:31:12,456 --> 00:31:14,193
of the whole "Marvel's
Simu Liu" stuff.
837
00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:16,137
- Yeah, not sure you realize
how you're coming across.
838
00:31:16,161 --> 00:31:17,763
- Oh, who gives a fuck, Katrina?
839
00:31:17,862 --> 00:31:19,298
You signed an NDA, honey,
840
00:31:19,397 --> 00:31:23,002
so you can't say jack shit
about how I'm "coming across."
841
00:31:23,101 --> 00:31:24,303
And Simu doesn't even know
842
00:31:24,402 --> 00:31:25,871
what he's doing down
there, so there.
843
00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:27,406
Wait, what?
844
00:31:27,505 --> 00:31:28,774
- I just...
845
00:31:28,872 --> 00:31:32,711
I just feel like I can't
be in the world anymore.
846
00:31:32,810 --> 00:31:36,048
Like I've ruined my life.
I've ruined my whole life.
847
00:31:36,147 --> 00:31:37,516
- Oh, Mom.
848
00:31:37,615 --> 00:31:39,751
- Do you... do you
wanna go for a walk?
849
00:31:39,851 --> 00:31:42,221
No.
850
00:31:42,319 --> 00:31:44,952
I just... I wanna be alone.
851
00:31:45,056 --> 00:31:47,326
I'm not mad, I...
852
00:31:47,425 --> 00:31:49,996
I just wanna be by myself.
853
00:31:53,832 --> 00:31:55,501
- Mom.
- Uh...
854
00:32:07,212 --> 00:32:08,455
- All right, load out.
Load out to truck four.
855
00:32:08,479 --> 00:32:09,879
- Wow, this burger
is actually good.
856
00:32:09,909 --> 00:32:12,151
- It should be.
It's Peter Luger.
857
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:14,053
I guess cheers
858
00:32:14,146 --> 00:32:17,056
to a truly apocalyptic
night for our family.
859
00:32:17,155 --> 00:32:19,058
- I know. Hope Mom's okay.
860
00:32:19,157 --> 00:32:21,160
- Aww. Me, too, bud.
861
00:32:21,259 --> 00:32:23,295
But hey, at least we helped Pam.
862
00:32:23,394 --> 00:32:24,930
It's not nothing.
- Totally.
863
00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:28,700
It just sucks 'cause everyone
does think I'm bad now.
864
00:32:28,799 --> 00:32:31,637
Like, everyone's just saying
really mean stuff online.
865
00:32:31,737 --> 00:32:33,339
- Oh.
866
00:32:33,437 --> 00:32:37,276
Fuck. I mean, duh,
but... Shit, I...
867
00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:40,007
- Hey. Did I miss
it? How'd it go?
868
00:32:40,111 --> 00:32:42,214
- Bad, man. Went real bad.
869
00:32:42,313 --> 00:32:46,085
- But hey, congrats
on 100% Fresh.
870
00:32:46,184 --> 00:32:47,686
- What?
871
00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:48,955
Is a "WindWeaver" review up?
872
00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:51,018
- No, like 200 reviews are up.
873
00:32:51,122 --> 00:32:52,291
I guess 'cause it's good,
874
00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:53,725
they decided to post them early.
875
00:32:53,824 --> 00:32:55,761
They're saying it's
a legit masterpiece.
876
00:32:55,861 --> 00:32:57,363
- Holy shit!
877
00:32:57,462 --> 00:33:00,332
My bad show is good?
878
00:33:00,382 --> 00:33:04,932
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