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[funky instrumental]
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I call it the
Jayne Payne Weathervane.
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'Cause when this baby sells,
Mama's gonna make it rain.
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- This looks amazing, Jayner.
- Staged it myself.
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You sure did!
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Thank you so much for letting us
host the talent show here.
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Please, my sellers
were dying to lend it
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when they heard
that Tegan and Sara
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are headlining the Boathouse's
last talent show.
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Last talent show.
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I can't even say it
without starting to cry.
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But we are
gonna go out in style.
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I am bringing
the Juno award winners,
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- and you're bringing...
- Land sell cheques.
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Right here.
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Gosh, Maisy, it must be so cool
working with celebs.
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We're just people.
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Well, if you want
a chance to meet them,
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you could do me
a little favor,
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could you pick up Tegan and Sara
from the airport?
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You are my favourite person,
after my facialist,
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and no one knows the roads
better than you.
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I drive all my clients
to their viewings,
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rain or shine,
always on time.
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That's the promise of Payne.
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Payne, promise,
I'm still workshopping it.
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Timing is tight,
Teegs and Sara are doing
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a 30-minute set, and then,
they're off to Cleveland.
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I will not let you down.
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Could this be the start
of Jayne Payne,
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realtor to the stars?
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[gasps] Can you imagine?
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Oh, no,
I need to prep my car.
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All of my Aqua Spin bras
are drying in the back seat.
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[Victor applauding]
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Maisers dummies Jayne,
and she's out of the game. Nice.
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Well, I had to
get rid of her
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to redo this "Bed, Bath
and Beyond" basic staging.
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You're so hot
when you take off the gloves.
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We have been so wrapped up
with my mom,
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- and your midlife hissy fit.
- Search for purpose.
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That I forgot
that we work best as a team,
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- towards a common goal.
- Reverse cowgirl.
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- My new Boathouse.
- New Boathouse?
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But the land sold,
and everyone's coming out
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to pick up the cut
of the payout.
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Because my mom is
a very persuasive libertarian,
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but I will not let her
liber-tear this lake apart.
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As soon as they see
an A-list celebrity talent show,
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they're gonna be screaming
for a new Boathouse.
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The queen is back.
Let me kiss the ring.
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Call me queen again.
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[Flying Buff, Ma-Less:
"Ser Tu Mismo"]
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? Got all the love I need ?
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? Coming to me closely
asking how you can succeed ??
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[Justin]
Daddy is ready to par-tay.
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- Gross.
- No,
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sob-watching
three seasons of "Slut Island,"
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'cause your ex
left for Paris, is gross.
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But that was yesterday me.
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Tonight, we rock
asymmetrical mullets,
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and we fangirl hard,
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and when Riley sees
that we've become besties
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with Tegan and Sara,
he's gonna regret everything,
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but too late, mate!
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I've already found love
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with their steamy trainer,
Dashiel.
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Why do you have Riley's mail?
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'Cause he knew
you'd get into it.
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-That's sus.
-[Billie sighs]
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You know
that "sports lab" means STDs
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or 'roids for gym queens, right?
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Is my pee hole
about to spit lava?
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- Ew, boundaries, Justin.
- I'm opening it.
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[Billie] Boundaries!
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It's illegal to open
someone else's mail.
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Well, it's illegal
to keep my pee hole in the dark.
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Or wear that much lash
on Daddy/daughter day.
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Please, please
stop using "Daddy".
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And I have plans today.
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Can we rain check, please?
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On Tegan and Sara day?
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I know, I know, I'm sorry,
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but I kind of
asked someone over,
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and you would be the best ever
if you left the cabin.
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- For an hour.
- Only if you tell me,
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does someone's name
rhyme with Shmorrest?
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That is none of your schmizniz.
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[Justin] Well,
your schmizniz is here.
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- [gasp] Why is Forrest here?
- 'Cause you're a teenage horndog.
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- I invited Ivy over.
- The one that fired you?
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- Right before she kissed me?
- Go off, girl!
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You have to help me
get rid of him.
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I'll just tell him
that you're exploring
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the richness of human sexual
expression. It's beautif...
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I'll tell him- I'll talk
to him Just.. just, uhh,
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just.. just, just stay here!
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In case Ivy shows.
Thank you.
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Fine.
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- [footsteps thumping]
- [door creaks open]
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- [Billie] Put it back, Justin!
- I didn't touch it!
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I didn't.
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Oh, God.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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- [Forrest] Hello.
- [Billie] Um, what are you doing here?
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I'm asking this girl
to the drive-in tonight.
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Yeah, that sounds
like a text conversation,
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you kn... whoa.
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And I need
some clean clothes.
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- Of course.
- Yeah.
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So, Kombuch, what do you say?
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You want to eat popcorn,
and make out in the parking lot?
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I do like popcorn.
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- Yeah, okay. Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- We'll just be quick.
- Sure.
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- Like, one load, though.
- Okay.
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Just the whites.
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[upbeat instrumental]
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[Mimsy] ? Ah,
whatcha gonna do now... ??
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[Opal] Let's try this again.
I need more emotion.
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What does it mean to you,
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what is the meaning
of this song itself?
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Let's try it again.
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? Whatcha gonna do
when I'm gone? ?
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? Whatcha gonna do? ?
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? Whatcha gonna do
when I'm gone? Whatcha gon... ??
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What is this?
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A serve.
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Yeah, we're rehearsing
for tonight.
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As a Bee Gees cover band?
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Nana will bring
the house down
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with Chilliwack's
devastating "Whatcha Gonna Do?"
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It's the fundamental questions
that resonate.
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It's the Boathouse's
last talent show.
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What's better
than a dying woman's last song?
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[footsteps approaching]
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Opal, can I get your advice
on appies for tonight?
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- Appies?
- Yeah, your dad thought
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it would be a good idea
to have themed bites,
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so how about "Vegan Tegan-tots
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- and Sara Cream"?
- I'll handle this.
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? Ooh, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ??
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Rest your voice, Nana. We need
it fresh and raw for tonight.
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Like the oysters
I need to order.
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Okay, here's
what's gonna happen.
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You are gonna tell Opal
that you are too sick
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to perform in tonight's
sad little hairband fantasy.
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Oh, it's more prog rock
than metal.
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But you can't put
Chilliwack in a box.
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Mom, Tegan and Sara are very
important clients of mine
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doing me a personal favor.
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I cannot have you
embarrassing me.
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As you wish.
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That was easy.
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Maisy, I'm trying to help.
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What you're doing
for the lake is wonderful.
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You know, when you were a girl,
you would moan
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about community soirees
like talent shows.
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I thought it was because
you had no real talent
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of your own to share.
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Hmm.
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You've really grown.
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[laidback instrumental]
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Oh, my... [sighs]
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Do you want some snacks?
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I made a vegetable tray.
Not that all lesbians are vegetarians.
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[laughs] I mean,
not that you're even a lesbian, I would offer you meat,
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I mean, if you want meat,
not that kind of meat, I mean,
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I could offer you
this hummus I made.
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[door clicks open]
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Hey.
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[both] Hey.
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Sorry, I was just
doin' my laundry.
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And you know,
I've decided that I love...
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love my old stuff,
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so we can go ahead,
and return the new clothes.
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But I love the new stuff.
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Like, love it.
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So maybe, you should try it on
first, see if it fits.
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But the old clothes
are super cute, Justin,
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and they make me feel snatched.
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Oh, I feel you.
I've got this ratty old pair
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of overalls
I just can't let go of.
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Super tough.
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Justin,
can you go check on my load?
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- Boundaries.
- [whispering] Justin.
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Relax.
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I'll be gentle
with your delicates.
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Thank you.
I appreciate that.
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Oh, and make sure
you separate them.
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Yes, I will...
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- separate.
- [Billie] Thank you.
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- It is important.
- [door shuts closed]
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It's important.
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- He is, like...
- Yeah, I know.
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Yeah.
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[quirky instrumental]
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Uh, sorry, Whoreen,
Maisy said no home brews.
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It's just dessert wine.
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Oy, I love me
a 90 proof fruity cough syrup.
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But I think
we know how Claire gets
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- when she gets into it, huh?
- [Whoreen] Oh.
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- Yeah, so...
- [clears throat]
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...Maisy just wants
tonight to be a class act.
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Turn around!
Take 'em back!
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Thank you.
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Hey, babe, you might
wanna light a match
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before it gets in the leather.
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Maisy asked me
to pick up Tegan and Sara.
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So I'm giving the car just,
like, a light lavender misting,
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because artists are very
sensitive to smells, so...
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Well, then, don't stop
for a burrito on the way.
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- Remember, last time...
- Maisy is doing me
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this incredible favor,
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so everything
has to go perfectly.
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She offloaded
a four-hour drive on you.
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If anything,
you're doing Maisy the favor.
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She's giving me a shot
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at the celebrity
real estate game.
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If I play this right,
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I could have
my very own Bravo franchise.
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"Cabin Flip Bitch."
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[gasps]
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Wait, Jaynie,
if this is your moment...
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you can't grab it
with your hands at ten and two.
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Hear me out.
I come with, I drive back.
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That way, you can work
your magic on Lady Oasis.
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Fine. But no talking
to the sisters.
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- [Wayne] Zip.
- This has to be super profesh.
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[snaps fingers]
Then we should take my sea plane.
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You can't fly it.
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Tegan and Sara
don't know that.
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[sighs] Okay.
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Yeah, we should drive.
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Uh, good hummus.
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My mom got Justin,
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- like, really into legumes.
- Ooh.
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Yeah.
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So, uh...
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- Okay, so, Ivy...
- [Ivy] I know.
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Things have been weird
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- since I fired you.
- Kissed me.
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Uh, for the record,
I wasn't your boss
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when I kissed you,
so not...
246
00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:48,505
not creepy.
247
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,466
But, uh, here.
248
00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:54,845
It's a reference letter.
249
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,598
I may have slightly exaggerated
your tree-planting skills,
250
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,892
but not your commitment
to climate action.
251
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,145
Maybe, it'll help
get another internship.
252
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,523
Ivy, this is so...
253
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,067
And I'm sorry
for kissing you, too.
254
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,486
I should have waited
for enthusiastic consent,
255
00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,322
but your non-verbal cues
256
00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,948
felt like a green light,
so I just...
257
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,658
No,
they were totally flashing.
258
00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:17,701
Like, "Go."
259
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,619
Like, "Turn right
at the sign.
260
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,288
Or left."
261
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,582
I don't drive yet.
262
00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:26,335
Okay, so maybe,
uh, not sorry then.
263
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,255
Ivy, you know the only reason
I threw the laundry party
264
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,590
was to impress you?
265
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,550
- You were trying to impress me?
- Yeah.
266
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,968
I've been trying
to impress you
267
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,428
since you saved me
in the woods.
268
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,430
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry about that, too.
269
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,931
- For saving me?
- No, no, no,
270
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,309
for getting,
like, weird about NCI.
271
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,143
I...
272
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,772
[sighs] I applied
for the same internship,
273
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,231
but they straight up
ghosted me.
274
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,152
And here's
this literal queen
275
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,196
with my internship,
so I know she's smart,
276
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,782
and of course,
she's stunning.
277
00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:59,659
And I was just
all up in my head
278
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,286
about running
my first crew,
279
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,871
but I couldn't stop thinking,
girls like that
280
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,540
don't go for sweaty
tree planters like me.
281
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,089
Well...
282
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,175
I don't know, Ivy, I, uh...
283
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,970
I think you'd be surprised
what girls like me go for.
284
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,848
[serene instrumental]
285
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,558
If the non-verbals
are right.
286
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:24,643
[Ivy chuckles]
287
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:28,397
[soft instrumental playing]
288
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,489
Oh, no, no, no.
That's cool, Mr. Lovejoy.
289
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,449
I never sort my socks.
290
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,368
First, it's Justin.
291
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,036
I'm, like, barely
a decade and a half
292
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,746
older than you,
we're practically the same age.
293
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:48,458
Second, never, never, ever
294
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,043
say that in front of Billie.
295
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,670
The girl colour sorts
with a label maker.
296
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,756
Okay. Noted.
297
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,843
And thanks for being so cool
about her ditching
298
00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,344
- Tegan and Sara Day.
- Oh, yeah.
299
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,929
It's okay, and I owe you
300
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,180
for the next
super exclusive VIP event
301
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,140
that comes to the lake...
302
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,599
never.
303
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,520
- Wonder what's keeping her?
- Whoa!
304
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,065
[laughing] Forrest. Forrest.
305
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,484
You gorgeous creature.
306
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,070
Choosing the right date look
takes time,
307
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,115
which gives us time
to choose your look.
308
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,325
- Let's go!
- Okay.
309
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,035
See what
we're workin' with here.
310
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,204
- We got a couple of T-shirts.
- I was thinking...
311
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,998
[Justin] No, no, no,
we're not gonna wear blue.
312
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:31,376
Um, got whatever
some of this is,
313
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,753
no plaid
'cause we're not into fall,
314
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,130
ratty old sweatpants?
315
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,339
Look, friend,
I am not gonna lie,
316
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,174
this isn't looking good.
317
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,634
I've got some jeans
in the dryer.
318
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,845
- Great. Put those on.
- Okay.
319
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,388
[Justin] Perfect start,
but I am gonna need you
320
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,140
to put a T-shirt on,
321
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,766
because
I need my full focus.
322
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,689
Thank you so much
for coming.
323
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,149
Are you excited
for the Boathouse's
324
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,484
last talent show?
325
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,110
Oh, we can't wait.
326
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,570
We love "Barracuda".
327
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,155
That's Heart.
328
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:03,617
This is a different
sister rock duo, Tegan and Sara.
329
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:07,204
Who owe it all to Sweden's
sibling sensation, Ace of Base.
330
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,831
- Where are the cheques?
- With Captain Crypto over there.
331
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:13,627
[Ulrika] Oh.
332
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,003
You have them. Halla!
333
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,049
Hey, Teegs, hey, Sara.
How was your flight?
334
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,259
[Tegan] Great,
but our ride's not here.
335
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,093
Oh.
336
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,971
No,
there must be some mistake.
337
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,765
Sit tight,
I will call you right back.
338
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:27,599
[Tegan] Okay.
339
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,980
[phone chiming]
340
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,112
- You gonna answer it, babe?
- It's Maisy.
341
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,072
And don't call me babe.
342
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:45,367
Okay, well, tell her
we got a huge flattie.
343
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:49,329
[phone continues chiming]
344
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,872
Maisy will lose it
345
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,415
if we're late
to pick up Tegan and Sara,
346
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,917
she trusted me. [grunts]
347
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,586
Okay, well,
maybe she can send Victor.
348
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,420
No.
349
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,007
[grunts]
350
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,095
He'll never make it
with their turnaround!
351
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,055
I have to just pretend
we're in a dead zone.
352
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,682
[sighs]
353
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,684
You have to
fix this, Wayne.
354
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,853
This was my shot.
355
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,648
I mean, that's why
she sent me to pick them up.
356
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,234
She believes in me.
It's why she's so hard on me.
357
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,654
Yeah, or because
she's Tie Domi in yoga pants.
358
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,032
-Victor has a type.
-That's it.
359
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,035
- [Wayne] Uh-oh, babe.
- Don't call me that.
360
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,997
Don't you normally,
keep a spare?
361
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,334
No! [screams]
362
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,796
Hey, all right,
363
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,548
Forrest and I
have found a date night lewk
364
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,800
that pays homage
to Forrest's tree planter roots,
365
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,303
but also feels young
and super hot-forward.
366
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,430
- What do you think?
- Hot.
367
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,349
- Damn.
- So...
368
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,227
did you finish
with the hummus?
369
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,023
No, there's this new spice
370
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,774
that makes me want
to keep eating it.
371
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,776
That's the jalapeno... oh.
372
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,237
- 'Cause it's a...
- Mmm, mmm,
373
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,906
so can you go put
the hummus in my room,
374
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,242
and I'll pack up
the laundry?
375
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,785
- Not the fridge?
- Uh, my room...
376
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,911
- Cooler?
- Fridge.
377
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,914
- So if you could go do that?
- [Justin sighs]
378
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,125
- Justin.
- I mean, you could also try the hummus
379
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,294
in the laundry room.
They'd probably, go well together.
380
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,880
- Oh, my God, Justin! Go. Go.
- Fine. I'm... I'm going.
381
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:25,550
- Missed you.
- [Billie] Oh. That's too bad.
382
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,886
Um, because there's
something I want to...
383
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,013
- talk about?
- Do you really wanna talk?
384
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,181
Well...
385
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:35,143
[sensual instrumental playing]
386
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,066
Take this off,
it's summer!
387
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,567
It's hot.
388
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,028
No, no, I...
Tegan, I totally understand.
389
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:48,198
I... I'm...
I'm so, so sorry.
390
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,619
Tegan and Sara aren't coming.
Jayne never showed up.
391
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,287
Neither did Opal's oysters.
392
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,164
He's on the phone
with Prince Edward Island now.
393
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:59,084
Look, your mom
really wants to sing.
394
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,671
I promised Canadian twin icons,
not The Devil Wears Jumpsuit.
395
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,464
We're just gonna have to
call the whole thing off.
396
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,926
- I'll strip.
- No, no!
397
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,136
- Whoreen has a weak heart.
- Hmm.
398
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,223
Oh, maybe, you can ask Billie
to sing Tegan and Sara hits.
399
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,475
She did win the talent show
competition last year.
400
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,811
People are expecting
A-list indie darlings,
401
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:18,853
not an open mic.
402
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,146
It's a talent show.
403
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,023
It's a chance
for the lake to showcase
404
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,317
- its underappreciated talent.
- No Magic Mike.
405
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,193
No.
406
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,987
Fine, I'll text Billie,
but in the meantime,
407
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,905
we have to stall.
408
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,825
Remember when they stalled
the MuchMusic Video Awards
409
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,618
when Strombo got caught
in the Timmy Ho's bathroom
410
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,786
for three hours?
411
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,538
Yeah, we held
a silent auction.
412
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,790
You almost bet the house
on Grimes's elf ears.
413
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,959
I would've looked dope
in those.
414
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,337
[gasps] Jayne's staging.
415
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,716
Where did you say Opal is?
416
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,467
And for our next item...
417
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,470
[playful instrumental playing]
418
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,764
...a relic from
the Boathouse canteen.
419
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,850
Can I get
an opening bid of $200
420
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,436
for this dark hole
of nihilism?
421
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,855
Is that 200?
Can I get 220?
422
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,065
How is he getting
these prices?
423
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,151
He was headhunted by Sotheby's
in the fourth grade.
424
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,445
- Oh.
- [Opal] Here we go, it's a bet, there it is.
425
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,865
[muffled music playing]
426
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,830
Hummus is in your room
listening to music.
427
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,248
Did you get rid of laundry?
428
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,375
[sighs] I tried, Justin,
but he's so cute!
429
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,835
I can't choose.
430
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,378
Billie, why don't you just
date both?
431
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,297
'Cause I'm not like you
that way.
432
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,673
[laughs] Well,
I think after today,
433
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,091
you're exactly like me
like that.
434
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,760
- [knocking on door]
- [Forrest] Hey.
435
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,344
- Can I use the washroom?
- [whispering] Shit!
436
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,929
- [Ivy] Did you hear that?
- [Billie gasps]
437
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,514
- It's just me, I'm just...
- [Billie] Mmm!
438
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,974
...me, I'm just choking!
439
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,018
You, Ivy, me, Forrest.
440
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,728
- [Ivy] Billie?
- [knocking on door]
441
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,313
[Billie laughing] You know,
I will be right there.
442
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,232
- Right through here.
- Okay. Cool.
443
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,318
- Thank you, Mr. Lovejoy.
- No, it's Justin!
444
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,987
- This is...
- Bad!
445
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,697
I've escaped
stickier threesomes.
446
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,532
We're just gonna tell him
you've been brainwashed,
447
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,659
- and you're in a cult.
- Fourteen missed calls from Maisy?
448
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,703
I think I could pass
as a cult leader.
449
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,622
- I'm charismatic,
I thrive in chaos... - Wait, wait, wait.
450
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,373
Tegan and Sara never showed.
Maisy needs me to sing.
451
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,209
[gasps] My baby,
filling in for Canada's
452
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,960
queer pop power duo?
453
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,754
- Gagged.
- I mean, I have to go, right?
454
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,339
I mean,
it is the last talent show.
455
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,090
Yeah, as much as
I want to see my girl
456
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,634
take the spotlight
and Kris Jenner all the credit,
457
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,094
I know where I'm needed,
so you go, you go now!
458
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,097
- You run, Billie! Run!
- [quick footsteps thumping]
459
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,058
[Wayne grunting]
460
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,019
What are you doing?
I already called the tow truck.
461
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,064
Emergency kit
has a tire inflator.
462
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,524
Maybe,
we can still make it.
463
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,108
Don't bother.
464
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,069
I should have just told Maisy
when I had the chance.
465
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,237
Now, she'll never forgive me.
466
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:35,031
Blame me.
467
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,617
She already thinks
that I'm a blown tire.
468
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,577
Oh, Wayne, that's...
469
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,246
that's so...
470
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,540
thank you.
471
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,960
You tried your best, Jaynie.
472
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,169
You always try your best.
473
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,588
And you know what?
Whatever Maisy says,
474
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,132
not your fault.
Sometimes shit just happens.
475
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,385
[Wayne grunting]
476
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,138
[Jayne] And sometimes,
shit happens on purpose.
477
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,640
[Wayne] You run over
a box of nails?
478
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,518
In perfect line,
and my spare tire goes missing?
479
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,938
Someone didn't want us
to get to the airport.
480
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,940
No. Makes no sense.
481
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,150
Who wouldn't want
to see Tegan and Sara?
482
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,611
"Everything is Awesome"?
483
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,779
That song still slaps!
484
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,073
- [thud]
- [Wayne] I love the Lego movie,
485
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,325
- Jaynie, you know that.
- No, I do. I do know that.
486
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,833
I'm turning into Justin.
487
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,044
[sighs] Who am I kidding?
I can't run 12 kilometers.
488
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,671
[sighs]
489
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,214
- [woman] Right here.
- [Opal] How about $500?
490
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,716
500 from Claire!
491
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,926
Oh, wow.
492
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,554
[sighs]
Billie can't make it.
493
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,848
I think we're gonna have to
cancel the whole thing.
494
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,852
No, this is your talent show.
There's only one way to save it.
495
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,771
Oh, fine.
Mom, go ahead.
496
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,357
Do your prog rock fantasy
for the swamp people.
497
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,860
I'll duo you one better.
498
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,987
- [Opal] Sold! To Claire.
- Oh, dear.
499
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,031
- [Claire] Yeah!
- [crowd applauding]
500
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,159
[celery sticks crunching]
501
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:04,746
[door clicks open]
502
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,293
- Hey.
- Hey.
503
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,212
So you left out
a tiny detail, did ya?
504
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,633
Like a fool,
I was trying to open your eyes
505
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,009
to the joys of polyamory,
506
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,553
but I draw
the line at incest.
507
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,846
[Forrest] Okay,
we had no idea,
508
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,222
- Mr. Lovejoy...
- It's Justin!
509
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,268
Now, as much as it ages me
to be the parent...
510
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,729
you got's to
clean up your mess.
511
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,522
I know,
that's why I came back, I...
512
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,067
I didn't want
to pull a Justin.
513
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,611
Oh, well...
514
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,572
I'm glad that my trauma
and my name
515
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,823
could be a teachable moment.
516
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,911
Now, because your drama
is about to get hella awkward
517
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,580
in about two seconds,
I will humbly excuse myself
518
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,582
to go fill in
for Tegan and Sara.
519
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:53,586
Good luck.
520
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,713
- Serious, Billie?
- What the fuck, Billie?
521
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,548
I wasn't trying to play games.
Honest, you guys.
522
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,425
But what
was I supposed to do?
523
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,511
First, my boss's brother
kisses me, and then, my boss kisses me?
524
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,346
Oh, she was not your boss
when she kissed you,
525
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,139
and she asked
if you were into her brother.
526
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,391
Easy, Ive,
it's not Billie's fault
527
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,267
- she's our type.
- Get a new type!
528
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,311
This can't keep happening.
First, Maya, and then there was...
529
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,562
That was grade six.
530
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:12,730
Okay, I don't even know
531
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,148
if Forrest and I
are a thing yet.
532
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,441
- Like, you know...
- The shed
533
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,818
- was definitely a thing.
- Oh, God.
534
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,486
Yes, it kinda was,
no, and then, Ivy,
535
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,363
you kissed me
at the laundry party,
536
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,615
and I don't know, I just...
I just got so confused, you know?
537
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,534
- Well, we are irresistible.
- This is not cool, Billie.
538
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,702
You can't play both of us.
539
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,248
Yeah, you're right.
540
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,457
[Forrest sighs]
541
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,210
Maybe you should go.
542
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,421
[Ivy sighs]
543
00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:39,257
[scoffs]
544
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:48,891
We cool?
545
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,311
Yeah. So cool.
546
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:54,897
Cool.
547
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,193
[Opal] And, next up,
we have the original
548
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,696
hand-stitched
Boathouse secretary's cushion.
549
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,698
- [woman snorting]
- This Warholian throwback,
550
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:06,743
dripping in irony,
is starting at $500, $500, everyone!
551
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,619
[audience member 1]
We want Tegan and Sara!
552
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,371
- Anyone?
- [audience member 2] Get off the stage!
553
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:13,458
[audience] Tegan, Sara!
Tegan, Sara! Tegan, Sara!
554
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,376
- Get off, Dad.
- [audience] Tegan, Sara!
555
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:19,380
Tegan, Sara! Tegan, Sara!
556
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:23,551
Tegan, Sara!
Tegan, Sara!
557
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,553
Tegan, Sara!
558
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,763
[Tegan and Sara:
"A Little Bit Closer]
559
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,598
? All I wanna get is ?
560
00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:31,267
? A little bit closer ?
561
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,896
? All I wanna know is ?
562
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,399
? Can you come
a little closer? ?
563
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:42,737
? Here comes the breath
before we get ?
564
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:45,239
? A little bit closer ?
565
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:49,035
? Here comes the rush
before we touch ?
566
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,119
What?
567
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,163
? Come a little closer ?
568
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,874
[audience member] Go, baby!
569
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,960
? The doors are opening
the wind is really blowing ?
570
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,130
? The night sky
is changing overhead ?
571
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,507
Yes!
572
00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,967
? It's not just all physical ?
573
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:08,638
? I'm the type
who won't get oh so critical ?
574
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:11,974
? So let's make
the Boathouse physical ?
575
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:15,478
? I won't treat you
like you're oh, so typical ?
576
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:19,315
? I want you close,
I want you ?
577
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,777
? I won't treat you
like you're typical ?
578
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:26,239
? I want you close,
I want you ?
579
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:29,784
? I won't treat you
like you're typical ?
580
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:32,787
? It's not just all physical ?
581
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:36,707
? I'm the type
who won't get oh, so critical ?
582
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:39,627
? So let's make
the Boathouse physical ?
583
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:44,423
? I won't treat you
like you're oh, so typical ??
584
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,925
[Mimsy] Wow, look at that!
585
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,969
We are blowing up online.
586
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,512
Total BDE.
587
00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:51,681
Anyone seen
the sex falcon?
588
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,350
Uh, halla.
589
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:58,062
Um, I would like
to thank Maisy for reminding us
590
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,523
how the lake
needs a place to gather,
591
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:03,693
and enjoy our
sad little talents together.
592
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,362
I would like
to pledge my portion
593
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,573
of the land sale
to find a home
594
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,491
- for the new Boathouse.
- [audience members gasping]
595
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,494
Count us in!
[laughs] Anything for Heart.
596
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:16,247
[Whoreen] Maybe,
we talk about this at home?
597
00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,124
[audience member]
Take my money, I'm in, yeah.
598
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:21,210
Wow! Looks like you got
your Boathouse back.
599
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,421
And we passed for twinsies.
600
00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,047
Ooh.
601
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:28,050
[twinkling instrumental]
602
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,093
[footsteps approaching]
603
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,475
Did my performance
move you to tears?
604
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,393
[Justin] I didn't see it.
605
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,148
Can only deal with one thing
I love dying in front of me.
606
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,404
Riley's blood tests.
607
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,280
[scoffs]
608
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,407
Got low T-cells...
609
00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,243
which we know
from Grey's Anatomy
610
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,161
means cancer.
611
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,454
[inhales sharply]
612
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,916
And that's why he told Billie
to hide this letter from me,
613
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,959
and it's all making sense now,
why he proposed,
614
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:03,753
'cause he felt
like he was running out of time,
615
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,546
and I feel
like this idiot.
616
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,465
These are
my mom's test results.
617
00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:10,218
I had them sent to Riley,
so she wouldn't intercept them.
618
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,345
Oh, thank God!
619
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,473
Oh, holy shit.
620
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:20,228
Oh, my God, Maisy.
621
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,191
I mean... this is...
622
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,443
we already knew this, right?
I... this isn't...
623
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,654
and it means
Mimsy wasn't lying.
624
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,199
Do you need a hug?
I mean, I...
625
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,992
I know that's not something
that either of us want,
626
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,745
you know, given your bones
are so brittle
627
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:38,996
and avian-like, but...
628
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,374
I could do that for you,
629
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,917
- if you wanted me to...
- I don't.
630
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,293
- [phone ringing]
- Oh.
631
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:45,711
[gasps] Oh,
I have to answer this.
632
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,004
Yeah. Okay, yeah.
633
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:49,382
You take it, good...
good call.
634
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,802
- [phone beeps]
- Hey!
635
00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,762
Hey, we just
saw your post, girl,
636
00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:56,430
so cringe, it's genius.
637
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,015
I mean, we're
at half a million views already.
638
00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,267
You really
are the best, Maisy.
639
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:02,228
No, you are.
And you are.
640
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,479
Okay, never again, though.
641
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,189
- [phone beeps]
- Oh. Oh.
642
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,530
- Hi.
- Hey.
643
00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:16,450
So?
Sophie make a choice?
644
00:26:16,951 --> 00:26:19,078
She did
and, just like the movie,
645
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,998
- she went with the boy.
- Oh, damn!
646
00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,791
I was really hoping
you'd taste the rainbow,
647
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,918
but I can totally see
why you'd want a little less
648
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,962
drama-llama-ding-dong
in your life.
649
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,630
You wouldn't know it
after today.
650
00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:32,758
Ivy was big mad.
651
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,427
And I feel
like a garbage human.
652
00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:35,970
Can't blame her.
653
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:37,888
Hard to give up.
654
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,143
So, how'd it go
at Maisy's?
655
00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:45,855
Oh, Maisy rallied the lake.
Everybody wants a Boathouse.
656
00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:47,940
Mimsy's really dying.
Maisy wins...
657
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,110
- again.
- What about your pee hole?
658
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,072
Don't even.
I know you stole it.
659
00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:57,700
They were Mimsy's
test results.
660
00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,036
But there was
a hot second there,
661
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:01,620
before Maisy
came out to tell me,
662
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,456
where I legit thought
that Riley was dying.
663
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:05,750
Told you not to open it.
664
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,169
The thought of losing
him is...
665
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:11,505
I really love him.
666
00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:15,468
I'm getting too old for drama.
667
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:19,055
Oh, I hope not,
because there's still more.
668
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,141
My parents are coming
to take my Parks Canada tour.
669
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,019
What Parks Canada tour?
670
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,812
Exactly.
671
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,690
Oh, I feel sick.
672
00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:31,192
Same.
673
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,819
[Samia feat Jelani Aryeh:
"The Promise"]
674
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,280
? If you need a friend ?
675
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:41,369
? Don't look to the stranger ?
676
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,830
? You know in the end ?
677
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:49,752
? I'll always be there ?
678
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,464
? And when you're in doubt ?
679
00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:58,469
? And when you're in danger ?
680
00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:01,847
? Take a look all around ?
681
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:06,268
? And I'll be there ?
682
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:10,231
? I'm sorry
but I'm just thinking ?
683
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:12,650
? Of the right words to say ?
684
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:16,737
? I know they don't sound
the way I planned them to be ?
685
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,989
? But if you wait
around a while ?
686
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:22,535
? I'll make you fall for me
I promise ?
687
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:26,914
? I promise you I will ??
688
00:28:26,964 --> 00:28:31,514
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