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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:09,135 [funky instrumental] 2 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,392 I call it the Jayne Payne Weathervane. 3 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:20,104 'Cause when this baby sells, Mama's gonna make it rain. 4 00:00:20,104 --> 00:00:22,606 - This looks amazing, Jayner. - Staged it myself. 5 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:24,692 You sure did! 6 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,028 Thank you so much for letting us host the talent show here. 7 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,030 Please, my sellers were dying to lend it 8 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,699 when they heard that Tegan and Sara 9 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,993 are headlining the Boathouse's last talent show. 10 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:35,619 Last talent show. 11 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,788 I can't even say it without starting to cry. 12 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,040 But we are gonna go out in style. 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,001 I am bringing the Juno award winners, 14 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:43,544 - and you're bringing... - Land sell cheques. 15 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,462 Right here. 16 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:49,133 Gosh, Maisy, it must be so cool working with celebs. 17 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:50,593 We're just people. 18 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:54,263 Well, if you want a chance to meet them, 19 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:55,848 you could do me a little favor, 20 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,808 could you pick up Tegan and Sara from the airport? 21 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:00,186 You are my favourite person, after my facialist, 22 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:02,021 and no one knows the roads better than you. 23 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:03,606 I drive all my clients to their viewings, 24 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:05,524 rain or shine, always on time. 25 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,610 That's the promise of Payne. 26 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:09,695 Payne, promise, I'm still workshopping it. 27 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:12,156 Timing is tight, Teegs and Sara are doing 28 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,783 a 30-minute set, and then, they're off to Cleveland. 29 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:15,284 I will not let you down. 30 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,077 Could this be the start of Jayne Payne, 31 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,496 realtor to the stars? 32 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:20,372 [gasps] Can you imagine? 33 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:23,167 Oh, no, I need to prep my car. 34 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,252 All of my Aqua Spin bras are drying in the back seat. 35 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,256 [Victor applauding] 36 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:32,927 Maisers dummies Jayne, and she's out of the game. Nice. 37 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:34,637 Well, I had to get rid of her 38 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:36,472 to redo this "Bed, Bath and Beyond" basic staging. 39 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,224 You're so hot when you take off the gloves. 40 00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:40,434 We have been so wrapped up with my mom, 41 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,520 - and your midlife hissy fit. - Search for purpose. 42 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,522 That I forgot that we work best as a team, 43 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:46,148 - towards a common goal. - Reverse cowgirl. 44 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,775 - My new Boathouse. - New Boathouse? 45 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,735 But the land sold, and everyone's coming out 46 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,445 to pick up the cut of the payout. 47 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,864 Because my mom is a very persuasive libertarian, 48 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:56,283 but I will not let her liber-tear this lake apart. 49 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,078 As soon as they see an A-list celebrity talent show, 50 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:01,330 they're gonna be screaming for a new Boathouse. 51 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,874 The queen is back. Let me kiss the ring. 52 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,543 Call me queen again. 53 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:08,087 [Flying Buff, Ma-Less: "Ser Tu Mismo"] 54 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:10,214 ? Got all the love I need ? 55 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,132 ? Coming to me closely asking how you can succeed ?? 56 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:18,973 [Justin] Daddy is ready to par-tay. 57 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:20,766 - Gross. - No, 58 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,476 sob-watching three seasons of "Slut Island," 59 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,687 'cause your ex left for Paris, is gross. 60 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,313 But that was yesterday me. 61 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,232 Tonight, we rock asymmetrical mullets, 62 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:29,942 and we fangirl hard, 63 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:31,652 and when Riley sees that we've become besties 64 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,237 with Tegan and Sara, he's gonna regret everything, 65 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,738 but too late, mate! 66 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,156 I've already found love 67 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,074 with their steamy trainer, Dashiel. 68 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,201 Why do you have Riley's mail? 69 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:41,245 'Cause he knew you'd get into it. 70 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:44,081 -That's sus. -[Billie sighs] 71 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:46,375 You know that "sports lab" means STDs 72 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,751 or 'roids for gym queens, right? 73 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,212 Is my pee hole about to spit lava? 74 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,089 - Ew, boundaries, Justin. - I'm opening it. 75 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,424 [Billie] Boundaries! 76 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,801 It's illegal to open someone else's mail. 77 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:58,596 Well, it's illegal to keep my pee hole in the dark. 78 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:01,223 Or wear that much lash on Daddy/daughter day. 79 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,642 Please, please stop using "Daddy". 80 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:07,271 And I have plans today. 81 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:09,106 Can we rain check, please? 82 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,524 On Tegan and Sara day? 83 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,234 I know, I know, I'm sorry, 84 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,028 but I kind of asked someone over, 85 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:16,113 and you would be the best ever if you left the cabin. 86 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,032 - For an hour. - Only if you tell me, 87 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,909 does someone's name rhyme with Shmorrest? 88 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:22,494 That is none of your schmizniz. 89 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,250 [Justin] Well, your schmizniz is here. 90 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,339 - [gasp] Why is Forrest here? - 'Cause you're a teenage horndog. 91 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:35,674 - I invited Ivy over. - The one that fired you? 92 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,885 - Right before she kissed me? - Go off, girl! 93 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,428 You have to help me get rid of him. 94 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,013 I'll just tell him that you're exploring 95 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,556 the richness of human sexual expression. It's beautif... 96 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,391 I'll tell him- I'll talk to him Just.. just, uhh, 97 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,559 just.. just, just stay here! 98 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:46,685 In case Ivy shows. Thank you. 99 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:47,853 Fine. 100 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,605 - [footsteps thumping] - [door creaks open] 101 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,565 - [Billie] Put it back, Justin! - I didn't touch it! 102 00:03:52,358 --> 00:03:53,359 I didn't. 103 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:55,945 Oh, God. 104 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,573 Hey, hey, hey. 105 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,493 - [Forrest] Hello. - [Billie] Um, what are you doing here? 106 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:05,162 I'm asking this girl to the drive-in tonight. 107 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,830 Yeah, that sounds like a text conversation, 108 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,624 you kn... whoa. 109 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,920 And I need some clean clothes. 110 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:13,963 - Of course. - Yeah. 111 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,967 So, Kombuch, what do you say? 112 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:21,845 You want to eat popcorn, and make out in the parking lot? 113 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:23,764 I do like popcorn. 114 00:04:31,522 --> 00:04:33,107 - Yeah, okay. Yeah. - Yeah? 115 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,358 - We'll just be quick. - Sure. 116 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:35,609 - Like, one load, though. - Okay. 117 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,694 Just the whites. 118 00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:40,823 [upbeat instrumental] 119 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:42,366 [Mimsy] ? Ah, whatcha gonna do now... ?? 120 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:43,951 [Opal] Let's try this again. I need more emotion. 121 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,494 What does it mean to you, 122 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,621 what is the meaning of this song itself? 123 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,123 Let's try it again. 124 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:51,208 ? Whatcha gonna do when I'm gone? ? 125 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,168 ? Whatcha gonna do? ? 126 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,921 ? Whatcha gonna do when I'm gone? Whatcha gon... ?? 127 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,464 What is this? 128 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,882 A serve. 129 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,676 Yeah, we're rehearsing for tonight. 130 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,012 As a Bee Gees cover band? 131 00:05:03,012 --> 00:05:04,722 Nana will bring the house down 132 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:07,016 with Chilliwack's devastating "Whatcha Gonna Do?" 133 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:09,018 It's the fundamental questions that resonate. 134 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:11,228 It's the Boathouse's last talent show. 135 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:14,231 What's better than a dying woman's last song? 136 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,357 [footsteps approaching] 137 00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:21,655 Opal, can I get your advice on appies for tonight? 138 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,323 - Appies? - Yeah, your dad thought 139 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,117 it would be a good idea to have themed bites, 140 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,077 so how about "Vegan Tegan-tots 141 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,662 - and Sara Cream"? - I'll handle this. 142 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,581 ? Ooh, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ?? 143 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,875 Rest your voice, Nana. We need it fresh and raw for tonight. 144 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,585 Like the oysters I need to order. 145 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,881 Okay, here's what's gonna happen. 146 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,632 You are gonna tell Opal that you are too sick 147 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,885 to perform in tonight's sad little hairband fantasy. 148 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:45,596 Oh, it's more prog rock than metal. 149 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:47,973 But you can't put Chilliwack in a box. 150 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:50,934 Mom, Tegan and Sara are very important clients of mine 151 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,311 doing me a personal favor. 152 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:53,896 I cannot have you embarrassing me. 153 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,440 As you wish. 154 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,736 That was easy. 155 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,404 Maisy, I'm trying to help. 156 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,074 What you're doing for the lake is wonderful. 157 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,993 You know, when you were a girl, you would moan 158 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,913 about community soirees like talent shows. 159 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,248 I thought it was because you had no real talent 160 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,666 of your own to share. 161 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:16,877 Hmm. 162 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,088 You've really grown. 163 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:21,882 [laidback instrumental] 164 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,593 Oh, my... [sighs] 165 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,180 Do you want some snacks? 166 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,641 I made a vegetable tray. Not that all lesbians are vegetarians. 167 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:33,102 [laughs] I mean, not that you're even a lesbian, I would offer you meat, 168 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:35,979 I mean, if you want meat, not that kind of meat, I mean, 169 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,606 I could offer you this hummus I made. 170 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:38,440 [door clicks open] 171 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,151 Hey. 172 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,986 [both] Hey. 173 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:45,364 Sorry, I was just doin' my laundry. 174 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:48,575 And you know, I've decided that I love... 175 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,285 love my old stuff, 176 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,871 so we can go ahead, and return the new clothes. 177 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,916 But I love the new stuff. 178 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,709 Like, love it. 179 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,878 So maybe, you should try it on first, see if it fits. 180 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:03,006 But the old clothes are super cute, Justin, 181 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,591 and they make me feel snatched. 182 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,510 Oh, I feel you. I've got this ratty old pair 183 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,345 of overalls I just can't let go of. 184 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:09,596 Super tough. 185 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,265 Justin, can you go check on my load? 186 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,433 - Boundaries. - [whispering] Justin. 187 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,726 Relax. 188 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,020 I'll be gentle with your delicates. 189 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,398 Thank you. I appreciate that. 190 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,608 Oh, and make sure you separate them. 191 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,278 Yes, I will... 192 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:26,780 - separate. - [Billie] Thank you. 193 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,532 - It is important. - [door shuts closed] 194 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,534 It's important. 195 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,828 - He is, like... - Yeah, I know. 196 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:33,912 Yeah. 197 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:37,916 [quirky instrumental] 198 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,670 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 199 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,590 Uh, sorry, Whoreen, Maisy said no home brews. 200 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:47,050 It's just dessert wine. 201 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:50,345 Oy, I love me a 90 proof fruity cough syrup. 202 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,306 But I think we know how Claire gets 203 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,057 - when she gets into it, huh? - [Whoreen] Oh. 204 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,976 - Yeah, so... - [clears throat] 205 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,729 ...Maisy just wants tonight to be a class act. 206 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,231 Turn around! Take 'em back! 207 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,065 Thank you. 208 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,277 Hey, babe, you might wanna light a match 209 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:07,154 before it gets in the leather. 210 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,865 Maisy asked me to pick up Tegan and Sara. 211 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:12,075 So I'm giving the car just, like, a light lavender misting, 212 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,411 because artists are very sensitive to smells, so... 213 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,455 Well, then, don't stop for a burrito on the way. 214 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:18,040 - Remember, last time... - Maisy is doing me 215 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,458 this incredible favor, 216 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,709 so everything has to go perfectly. 217 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:23,170 She offloaded a four-hour drive on you. 218 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,671 If anything, you're doing Maisy the favor. 219 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,048 She's giving me a shot 220 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,674 at the celebrity real estate game. 221 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,260 If I play this right, 222 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,512 I could have my very own Bravo franchise. 223 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,640 "Cabin Flip Bitch." 224 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,474 [gasps] 225 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,477 Wait, Jaynie, if this is your moment... 226 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,688 you can't grab it with your hands at ten and two. 227 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,274 Hear me out. I come with, I drive back. 228 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:47,402 That way, you can work your magic on Lady Oasis. 229 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:54,034 Fine. But no talking to the sisters. 230 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,869 - [Wayne] Zip. - This has to be super profesh. 231 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,871 [snaps fingers] Then we should take my sea plane. 232 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,791 You can't fly it. 233 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,961 Tegan and Sara don't know that. 234 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,089 [sighs] Okay. 235 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,469 Yeah, we should drive. 236 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:27,818 Uh, good hummus. 237 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:29,820 My mom got Justin, 238 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,947 - like, really into legumes. - Ooh. 239 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,323 Yeah. 240 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:36,910 So, uh... 241 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,747 - Okay, so, Ivy... - [Ivy] I know. 242 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,082 Things have been weird 243 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,583 - since I fired you. - Kissed me. 244 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,419 Uh, for the record, I wasn't your boss 245 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,045 when I kissed you, so not... 246 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:48,505 not creepy. 247 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,466 But, uh, here. 248 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:54,845 It's a reference letter. 249 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,598 I may have slightly exaggerated your tree-planting skills, 250 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,892 but not your commitment to climate action. 251 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,145 Maybe, it'll help get another internship. 252 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,523 Ivy, this is so... 253 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,067 And I'm sorry for kissing you, too. 254 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,486 I should have waited for enthusiastic consent, 255 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,322 but your non-verbal cues 256 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,948 felt like a green light, so I just... 257 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,658 No, they were totally flashing. 258 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:17,701 Like, "Go." 259 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,619 Like, "Turn right at the sign. 260 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,288 Or left." 261 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,582 I don't drive yet. 262 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:26,335 Okay, so maybe, uh, not sorry then. 263 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,255 Ivy, you know the only reason I threw the laundry party 264 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,590 was to impress you? 265 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,550 - You were trying to impress me? - Yeah. 266 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,968 I've been trying to impress you 267 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,428 since you saved me in the woods. 268 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,430 Oh, my God. I'm sorry about that, too. 269 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,931 - For saving me? - No, no, no, 270 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,309 for getting, like, weird about NCI. 271 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,143 I... 272 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,772 [sighs] I applied for the same internship, 273 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,231 but they straight up ghosted me. 274 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,152 And here's this literal queen 275 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,196 with my internship, so I know she's smart, 276 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,782 and of course, she's stunning. 277 00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:59,659 And I was just all up in my head 278 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,286 about running my first crew, 279 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,871 but I couldn't stop thinking, girls like that 280 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,540 don't go for sweaty tree planters like me. 281 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,089 Well... 282 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,175 I don't know, Ivy, I, uh... 283 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,970 I think you'd be surprised what girls like me go for. 284 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,848 [serene instrumental] 285 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,558 If the non-verbals are right. 286 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:24,643 [Ivy chuckles] 287 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:28,397 [soft instrumental playing] 288 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,489 Oh, no, no, no. That's cool, Mr. Lovejoy. 289 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,449 I never sort my socks. 290 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,368 First, it's Justin. 291 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,036 I'm, like, barely a decade and a half 292 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,746 older than you, we're practically the same age. 293 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:48,458 Second, never, never, ever 294 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,043 say that in front of Billie. 295 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,670 The girl colour sorts with a label maker. 296 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,756 Okay. Noted. 297 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,843 And thanks for being so cool about her ditching 298 00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,344 - Tegan and Sara Day. - Oh, yeah. 299 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,929 It's okay, and I owe you 300 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,180 for the next super exclusive VIP event 301 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,140 that comes to the lake... 302 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,599 never. 303 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,520 - Wonder what's keeping her? - Whoa! 304 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,065 [laughing] Forrest. Forrest. 305 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,484 You gorgeous creature. 306 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,070 Choosing the right date look takes time, 307 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,115 which gives us time to choose your look. 308 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,325 - Let's go! - Okay. 309 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,035 See what we're workin' with here. 310 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,204 - We got a couple of T-shirts. - I was thinking... 311 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,998 [Justin] No, no, no, we're not gonna wear blue. 312 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:31,376 Um, got whatever some of this is, 313 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,753 no plaid 'cause we're not into fall, 314 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,130 ratty old sweatpants? 315 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,339 Look, friend, I am not gonna lie, 316 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,174 this isn't looking good. 317 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,634 I've got some jeans in the dryer. 318 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,845 - Great. Put those on. - Okay. 319 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,388 [Justin] Perfect start, but I am gonna need you 320 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,140 to put a T-shirt on, 321 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,766 because I need my full focus. 322 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,689 Thank you so much for coming. 323 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,149 Are you excited for the Boathouse's 324 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,484 last talent show? 325 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,110 Oh, we can't wait. 326 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,570 We love "Barracuda". 327 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,155 That's Heart. 328 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:03,617 This is a different sister rock duo, Tegan and Sara. 329 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:07,204 Who owe it all to Sweden's sibling sensation, Ace of Base. 330 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,831 - Where are the cheques? - With Captain Crypto over there. 331 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:13,627 [Ulrika] Oh. 332 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,003 You have them. Halla! 333 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,049 Hey, Teegs, hey, Sara. How was your flight? 334 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,259 [Tegan] Great, but our ride's not here. 335 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,093 Oh. 336 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,971 No, there must be some mistake. 337 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,765 Sit tight, I will call you right back. 338 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:27,599 [Tegan] Okay. 339 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,980 [phone chiming] 340 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,112 - You gonna answer it, babe? - It's Maisy. 341 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,072 And don't call me babe. 342 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:45,367 Okay, well, tell her we got a huge flattie. 343 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:49,329 [phone continues chiming] 344 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,872 Maisy will lose it 345 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,415 if we're late to pick up Tegan and Sara, 346 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,917 she trusted me. [grunts] 347 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,586 Okay, well, maybe she can send Victor. 348 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,420 No. 349 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,007 [grunts] 350 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,095 He'll never make it with their turnaround! 351 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,055 I have to just pretend we're in a dead zone. 352 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,682 [sighs] 353 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,684 You have to fix this, Wayne. 354 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,853 This was my shot. 355 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,648 I mean, that's why she sent me to pick them up. 356 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,234 She believes in me. It's why she's so hard on me. 357 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,654 Yeah, or because she's Tie Domi in yoga pants. 358 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,032 -Victor has a type. -That's it. 359 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,035 - [Wayne] Uh-oh, babe. - Don't call me that. 360 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,997 Don't you normally, keep a spare? 361 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,334 No! [screams] 362 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,796 Hey, all right, 363 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,548 Forrest and I have found a date night lewk 364 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,800 that pays homage to Forrest's tree planter roots, 365 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,303 but also feels young and super hot-forward. 366 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,430 - What do you think? - Hot. 367 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,349 - Damn. - So... 368 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,227 did you finish with the hummus? 369 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,023 No, there's this new spice 370 00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,774 that makes me want to keep eating it. 371 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,776 That's the jalapeno... oh. 372 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,237 - 'Cause it's a... - Mmm, mmm, 373 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,906 so can you go put the hummus in my room, 374 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,242 and I'll pack up the laundry? 375 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,785 - Not the fridge? - Uh, my room... 376 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,911 - Cooler? - Fridge. 377 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,914 - So if you could go do that? - [Justin sighs] 378 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,125 - Justin. - I mean, you could also try the hummus 379 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,294 in the laundry room. They'd probably, go well together. 380 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,880 - Oh, my God, Justin! Go. Go. - Fine. I'm... I'm going. 381 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:25,550 - Missed you. - [Billie] Oh. That's too bad. 382 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,886 Um, because there's something I want to... 383 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,013 - talk about? - Do you really wanna talk? 384 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,181 Well... 385 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:35,143 [sensual instrumental playing] 386 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,066 Take this off, it's summer! 387 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,567 It's hot. 388 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,028 No, no, I... Tegan, I totally understand. 389 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:48,198 I... I'm... I'm so, so sorry. 390 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,619 Tegan and Sara aren't coming. Jayne never showed up. 391 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,287 Neither did Opal's oysters. 392 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,164 He's on the phone with Prince Edward Island now. 393 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:59,084 Look, your mom really wants to sing. 394 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,671 I promised Canadian twin icons, not The Devil Wears Jumpsuit. 395 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,464 We're just gonna have to call the whole thing off. 396 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,926 - I'll strip. - No, no! 397 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,136 - Whoreen has a weak heart. - Hmm. 398 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,223 Oh, maybe, you can ask Billie to sing Tegan and Sara hits. 399 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,475 She did win the talent show competition last year. 400 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,811 People are expecting A-list indie darlings, 401 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:18,853 not an open mic. 402 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,146 It's a talent show. 403 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,023 It's a chance for the lake to showcase 404 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,317 - its underappreciated talent. - No Magic Mike. 405 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,193 No. 406 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,987 Fine, I'll text Billie, but in the meantime, 407 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,905 we have to stall. 408 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,825 Remember when they stalled the MuchMusic Video Awards 409 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,618 when Strombo got caught in the Timmy Ho's bathroom 410 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,786 for three hours? 411 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,538 Yeah, we held a silent auction. 412 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,790 You almost bet the house on Grimes's elf ears. 413 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,959 I would've looked dope in those. 414 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,337 [gasps] Jayne's staging. 415 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,716 Where did you say Opal is? 416 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,467 And for our next item... 417 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,470 [playful instrumental playing] 418 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,764 ...a relic from the Boathouse canteen. 419 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,850 Can I get an opening bid of $200 420 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,436 for this dark hole of nihilism? 421 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,855 Is that 200? Can I get 220? 422 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,065 How is he getting these prices? 423 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,151 He was headhunted by Sotheby's in the fourth grade. 424 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,445 - Oh. - [Opal] Here we go, it's a bet, there it is. 425 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,865 [muffled music playing] 426 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,830 Hummus is in your room listening to music. 427 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,248 Did you get rid of laundry? 428 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,375 [sighs] I tried, Justin, but he's so cute! 429 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,835 I can't choose. 430 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,378 Billie, why don't you just date both? 431 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,297 'Cause I'm not like you that way. 432 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,673 [laughs] Well, I think after today, 433 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,091 you're exactly like me like that. 434 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,760 - [knocking on door] - [Forrest] Hey. 435 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,344 - Can I use the washroom? - [whispering] Shit! 436 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,929 - [Ivy] Did you hear that? - [Billie gasps] 437 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,514 - It's just me, I'm just... - [Billie] Mmm! 438 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,974 ...me, I'm just choking! 439 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,018 You, Ivy, me, Forrest. 440 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,728 - [Ivy] Billie? - [knocking on door] 441 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,313 [Billie laughing] You know, I will be right there. 442 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,232 - Right through here. - Okay. Cool. 443 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,318 - Thank you, Mr. Lovejoy. - No, it's Justin! 444 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,987 - This is... - Bad! 445 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,697 I've escaped stickier threesomes. 446 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,532 We're just gonna tell him you've been brainwashed, 447 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,659 - and you're in a cult. - Fourteen missed calls from Maisy? 448 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,703 I think I could pass as a cult leader. 449 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,622 - I'm charismatic, I thrive in chaos... - Wait, wait, wait. 450 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,373 Tegan and Sara never showed. Maisy needs me to sing. 451 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,209 [gasps] My baby, filling in for Canada's 452 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,960 queer pop power duo? 453 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,754 - Gagged. - I mean, I have to go, right? 454 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,339 I mean, it is the last talent show. 455 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,090 Yeah, as much as I want to see my girl 456 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,634 take the spotlight and Kris Jenner all the credit, 457 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,094 I know where I'm needed, so you go, you go now! 458 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,097 - You run, Billie! Run! - [quick footsteps thumping] 459 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,058 [Wayne grunting] 460 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,019 What are you doing? I already called the tow truck. 461 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,064 Emergency kit has a tire inflator. 462 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,524 Maybe, we can still make it. 463 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,108 Don't bother. 464 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,069 I should have just told Maisy when I had the chance. 465 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,237 Now, she'll never forgive me. 466 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:35,031 Blame me. 467 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,617 She already thinks that I'm a blown tire. 468 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,577 Oh, Wayne, that's... 469 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,246 that's so... 470 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,540 thank you. 471 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,960 You tried your best, Jaynie. 472 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,169 You always try your best. 473 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,588 And you know what? Whatever Maisy says, 474 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,132 not your fault. Sometimes shit just happens. 475 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,385 [Wayne grunting] 476 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,138 [Jayne] And sometimes, shit happens on purpose. 477 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,640 [Wayne] You run over a box of nails? 478 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,518 In perfect line, and my spare tire goes missing? 479 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,938 Someone didn't want us to get to the airport. 480 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,940 No. Makes no sense. 481 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,150 Who wouldn't want to see Tegan and Sara? 482 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,611 "Everything is Awesome"? 483 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,779 That song still slaps! 484 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,073 - [thud] - [Wayne] I love the Lego movie, 485 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,325 - Jaynie, you know that. - No, I do. I do know that. 486 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,833 I'm turning into Justin. 487 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,044 [sighs] Who am I kidding? I can't run 12 kilometers. 488 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,671 [sighs] 489 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,214 - [woman] Right here. - [Opal] How about $500? 490 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,716 500 from Claire! 491 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,926 Oh, wow. 492 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,554 [sighs] Billie can't make it. 493 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,848 I think we're gonna have to cancel the whole thing. 494 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,852 No, this is your talent show. There's only one way to save it. 495 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,771 Oh, fine. Mom, go ahead. 496 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,357 Do your prog rock fantasy for the swamp people. 497 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,860 I'll duo you one better. 498 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,987 - [Opal] Sold! To Claire. - Oh, dear. 499 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,031 - [Claire] Yeah! - [crowd applauding] 500 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,159 [celery sticks crunching] 501 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:04,746 [door clicks open] 502 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,293 - Hey. - Hey. 503 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,212 So you left out a tiny detail, did ya? 504 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,633 Like a fool, I was trying to open your eyes 505 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,009 to the joys of polyamory, 506 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,553 but I draw the line at incest. 507 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,846 [Forrest] Okay, we had no idea, 508 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,222 - Mr. Lovejoy... - It's Justin! 509 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,268 Now, as much as it ages me to be the parent... 510 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,729 you got's to clean up your mess. 511 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,522 I know, that's why I came back, I... 512 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,067 I didn't want to pull a Justin. 513 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,611 Oh, well... 514 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,572 I'm glad that my trauma and my name 515 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,823 could be a teachable moment. 516 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,911 Now, because your drama is about to get hella awkward 517 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,580 in about two seconds, I will humbly excuse myself 518 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,582 to go fill in for Tegan and Sara. 519 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:53,586 Good luck. 520 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,713 - Serious, Billie? - What the fuck, Billie? 521 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,548 I wasn't trying to play games. Honest, you guys. 522 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,425 But what was I supposed to do? 523 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,511 First, my boss's brother kisses me, and then, my boss kisses me? 524 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,346 Oh, she was not your boss when she kissed you, 525 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,139 and she asked if you were into her brother. 526 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,391 Easy, Ive, it's not Billie's fault 527 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,267 - she's our type. - Get a new type! 528 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,311 This can't keep happening. First, Maya, and then there was... 529 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,562 That was grade six. 530 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:12,730 Okay, I don't even know 531 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,148 if Forrest and I are a thing yet. 532 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,441 - Like, you know... - The shed 533 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,818 - was definitely a thing. - Oh, God. 534 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,486 Yes, it kinda was, no, and then, Ivy, 535 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,363 you kissed me at the laundry party, 536 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,615 and I don't know, I just... I just got so confused, you know? 537 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,534 - Well, we are irresistible. - This is not cool, Billie. 538 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,702 You can't play both of us. 539 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,248 Yeah, you're right. 540 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,457 [Forrest sighs] 541 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,210 Maybe you should go. 542 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,421 [Ivy sighs] 543 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:39,257 [scoffs] 544 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:48,891 We cool? 545 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,311 Yeah. So cool. 546 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:54,897 Cool. 547 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,193 [Opal] And, next up, we have the original 548 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,696 hand-stitched Boathouse secretary's cushion. 549 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,698 - [woman snorting] - This Warholian throwback, 550 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:06,743 dripping in irony, is starting at $500, $500, everyone! 551 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,619 [audience member 1] We want Tegan and Sara! 552 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,371 - Anyone? - [audience member 2] Get off the stage! 553 00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:13,458 [audience] Tegan, Sara! Tegan, Sara! Tegan, Sara! 554 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,376 - Get off, Dad. - [audience] Tegan, Sara! 555 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:19,380 Tegan, Sara! Tegan, Sara! 556 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:23,551 Tegan, Sara! Tegan, Sara! 557 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,553 Tegan, Sara! 558 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,763 [Tegan and Sara: "A Little Bit Closer] 559 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,598 ? All I wanna get is ? 560 00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:31,267 ? A little bit closer ? 561 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,896 ? All I wanna know is ? 562 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,399 ? Can you come a little closer? ? 563 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:42,737 ? Here comes the breath before we get ? 564 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:45,239 ? A little bit closer ? 565 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:49,035 ? Here comes the rush before we touch ? 566 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,119 What? 567 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,163 ? Come a little closer ? 568 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,874 [audience member] Go, baby! 569 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,960 ? The doors are opening the wind is really blowing ? 570 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,130 ? The night sky is changing overhead ? 571 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,507 Yes! 572 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,967 ? It's not just all physical ? 573 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:08,638 ? I'm the type who won't get oh so critical ? 574 00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:11,974 ? So let's make the Boathouse physical ? 575 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:15,478 ? I won't treat you like you're oh, so typical ? 576 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:19,315 ? I want you close, I want you ? 577 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,777 ? I won't treat you like you're typical ? 578 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:26,239 ? I want you close, I want you ? 579 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:29,784 ? I won't treat you like you're typical ? 580 00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:32,787 ? It's not just all physical ? 581 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:36,707 ? I'm the type who won't get oh, so critical ? 582 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:39,627 ? So let's make the Boathouse physical ? 583 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:44,423 ? I won't treat you like you're oh, so typical ?? 584 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,925 [Mimsy] Wow, look at that! 585 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,969 We are blowing up online. 586 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,512 Total BDE. 587 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:51,681 Anyone seen the sex falcon? 588 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,350 Uh, halla. 589 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:58,062 Um, I would like to thank Maisy for reminding us 590 00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,523 how the lake needs a place to gather, 591 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:03,693 and enjoy our sad little talents together. 592 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,362 I would like to pledge my portion 593 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,573 of the land sale to find a home 594 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,491 - for the new Boathouse. - [audience members gasping] 595 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,494 Count us in! [laughs] Anything for Heart. 596 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:16,247 [Whoreen] Maybe, we talk about this at home? 597 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,124 [audience member] Take my money, I'm in, yeah. 598 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:21,210 Wow! Looks like you got your Boathouse back. 599 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,421 And we passed for twinsies. 600 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,047 Ooh. 601 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:28,050 [twinkling instrumental] 602 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,093 [footsteps approaching] 603 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,475 Did my performance move you to tears? 604 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,393 [Justin] I didn't see it. 605 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,148 Can only deal with one thing I love dying in front of me. 606 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,404 Riley's blood tests. 607 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,280 [scoffs] 608 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,407 Got low T-cells... 609 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,243 which we know from Grey's Anatomy 610 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,161 means cancer. 611 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,454 [inhales sharply] 612 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,916 And that's why he told Billie to hide this letter from me, 613 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,959 and it's all making sense now, why he proposed, 614 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:03,753 'cause he felt like he was running out of time, 615 00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,546 and I feel like this idiot. 616 00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,465 These are my mom's test results. 617 00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:10,218 I had them sent to Riley, so she wouldn't intercept them. 618 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,345 Oh, thank God! 619 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,473 Oh, holy shit. 620 00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:20,228 Oh, my God, Maisy. 621 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,191 I mean... this is... 622 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,443 we already knew this, right? I... this isn't... 623 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,654 and it means Mimsy wasn't lying. 624 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,199 Do you need a hug? I mean, I... 625 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,992 I know that's not something that either of us want, 626 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,745 you know, given your bones are so brittle 627 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:38,996 and avian-like, but... 628 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,374 I could do that for you, 629 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,917 - if you wanted me to... - I don't. 630 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,293 - [phone ringing] - Oh. 631 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:45,711 [gasps] Oh, I have to answer this. 632 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,004 Yeah. Okay, yeah. 633 00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:49,382 You take it, good... good call. 634 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,802 - [phone beeps] - Hey! 635 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,762 Hey, we just saw your post, girl, 636 00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:56,430 so cringe, it's genius. 637 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,015 I mean, we're at half a million views already. 638 00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,267 You really are the best, Maisy. 639 00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:02,228 No, you are. And you are. 640 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,479 Okay, never again, though. 641 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,189 - [phone beeps] - Oh. Oh. 642 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,530 - Hi. - Hey. 643 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:16,450 So? Sophie make a choice? 644 00:26:16,951 --> 00:26:19,078 She did and, just like the movie, 645 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,998 - she went with the boy. - Oh, damn! 646 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,791 I was really hoping you'd taste the rainbow, 647 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,918 but I can totally see why you'd want a little less 648 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,962 drama-llama-ding-dong in your life. 649 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,630 You wouldn't know it after today. 650 00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:32,758 Ivy was big mad. 651 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,427 And I feel like a garbage human. 652 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:35,970 Can't blame her. 653 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:37,888 Hard to give up. 654 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,143 So, how'd it go at Maisy's? 655 00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:45,855 Oh, Maisy rallied the lake. Everybody wants a Boathouse. 656 00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:47,940 Mimsy's really dying. Maisy wins... 657 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,110 - again. - What about your pee hole? 658 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,072 Don't even. I know you stole it. 659 00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:57,700 They were Mimsy's test results. 660 00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,036 But there was a hot second there, 661 00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:01,620 before Maisy came out to tell me, 662 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,456 where I legit thought that Riley was dying. 663 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:05,750 Told you not to open it. 664 00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,169 The thought of losing him is... 665 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:11,505 I really love him. 666 00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:15,468 I'm getting too old for drama. 667 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:19,055 Oh, I hope not, because there's still more. 668 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,141 My parents are coming to take my Parks Canada tour. 669 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,019 What Parks Canada tour? 670 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,812 Exactly. 671 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,690 Oh, I feel sick. 672 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:31,192 Same. 673 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,819 [Samia feat Jelani Aryeh: "The Promise"] 674 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,280 ? If you need a friend ? 675 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:41,369 ? Don't look to the stranger ? 676 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,830 ? You know in the end ? 677 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:49,752 ? I'll always be there ? 678 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,464 ? And when you're in doubt ? 679 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:58,469 ? And when you're in danger ? 680 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:01,847 ? Take a look all around ? 681 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:06,268 ? And I'll be there ? 682 00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:10,231 ? I'm sorry but I'm just thinking ? 683 00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:12,650 ? Of the right words to say ? 684 00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:16,737 ? I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be ? 685 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,989 ? But if you wait around a while ? 686 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:22,535 ? I'll make you fall for me I promise ? 687 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:26,914 ? I promise you I will ?? 688 00:28:26,964 --> 00:28:31,514 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50897

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