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[frenzied typing]
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[Justin groans]
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[Billie] Can you keep
the wallowing down?
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Can you keep
the homeschooling down?
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Justin, if I don't find
some environmental super-job,
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my parents will find out my
entire summer has been a lie,
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- and my life is over.
- Billie, my life IS over.
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I got dumped, I got exiled
from my family cottage,
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and now
my sweet daughter,
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who should be
going on a chip run
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for her
unjustly accused bio-pop,
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is obsessing over her CV,
on her summer vacation.
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Well, I just got
my boating license
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and hunting safety
certification.
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This could change
the game for me.
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All right,
I didn't want to do this,
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but you've left me
no choice.
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- Who are you texting?
- Maisy invited us to dinner,
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and we're going.
I need snacks,
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and you need
to chill the fuck out.
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But I still have
my wayfinding exam!
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Well, I hate to pull
the "dead dad" card here,
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but it is the anniversary
of my dad's death,
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and Maisy wants to celebrate
his life by spreading his ashes.
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Where? The outhouse?
You hated him.
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Yeah, but I didn't hate
his favourite foods.
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Pigs in a blanket,
Nana's bean dip, Dirty Bananas.
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- Huh?
- It's a delicious rum cocktail
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that's gonna take
Mama's mind off work.
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Okay, well, Mama is underaged
and needs a job!
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Oh, Maisy can help
with that.
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She probably knows some, like,
obnoxious greenfluencer
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- who can hook you up.
- [phone dings]
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- [phone dings]
- [sighs]
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[phone dings]
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Fine. I'll go.
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- [Justin] Yeah?
- If Maisy can get me a job.
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Just wait till you get
a Dirty Banana in your mouth.
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- Ugh.
- [Justin] Heard it!
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- Too late to stop it.
- [sighs]
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Hello!
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Why'd you bring
those fruit turds?
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'Cause you never come
to a dinner empty-handed.
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Plus, every time
I go to Gas 'n Go,
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they spit in my slushie.
Marcus smokes,
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- and I can taste it.
- Ew.
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Thank you so much
for coming.
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Dad would've been
so happy.
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Except for the part
where he's dead.
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[Coin: "Take a Picture"]
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- Oh, baby.
- [Justin] Oh.
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I know how hard
today is for you.
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Uh, um,
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we brought dates.
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I didn't think
today could get any sadder.
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Mom, why don't you and Billie
sit down and relax,
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and Justin and I
can finish up in the kitchen?
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Perfect.
We can arrange the shrine.
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- [whispering] Help me!
- [whispering] I'm sorry.
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Mmm, my God.
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- Where's Opal and Victor?
- In the city.
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Opal took Derrick's death
really hard.
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He wore black
for six months.
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Oh, hey.
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Do you know
any environmental CEO types
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who'd be willing
to hire a student?
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'Cause Billie
really needs a job.
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What happened
to tree planting?
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Didn't pan out.
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I was so caught up
with Riley,
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I completely missed
that she was flailing.
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- I can make some calls.
- [Justin] Yeah?
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For a favour.
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[crunching chips]
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We talking smuggling, fraud,
or straight-up extortion?
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Get my mom to admit
she burnt down the Boathouse.
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- Come on, Maisy.
- You were right,
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there is an arsonist among us.
It's my mother.
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The quads' footage
proves it.
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No, I already told you,
I am done playing with fire.
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- [Maisy-May sighs]
- The only reason that I even
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came over here tonight was
to try and get Billie a job.
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She stayed
on the lake for me...
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And got fired
on your watch.
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So if you want me
to help Billie,
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help me prove
my mom set the fire.
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- [Justin sighing]
- [Maisy-May] Think about it.
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Mom only said that she was dying
after you announced the wedding.
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Then, she made Jayne
get the Boathouse
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for the ceremony,
then she sneaks in
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wearing someone else's shirt
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just before
the fireworks go off!
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All to get the payout
from the land sale.
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Do you have any proof?
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I will with a confession,
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and your messy
drama queen energy
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is our best shot
at getting one.
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Mimsy does love a spectacle.
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The conditions
couldn't be more perfect.
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It's the anniversary
of Dad's death,
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and in a low light,
you share a passing,
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anemic resemblance
to Derrick.
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With Billie here,
my mom might actually feel guilt
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for the first time
in her life.
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Oh, God, I don't know.
I don't know, Maisy.
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The last time
that I did this, Riley left.
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Prove that it's arson,
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and the board gets
the insurance money
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and the payout.
Riley comes home to a hero.
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What's in it for you?
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Ammunition to blackmail
my mother with.
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She hands over
the cottage to me
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and is out
of my life forever.
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I feel like I should
just float the idea
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of family therapy
as an option before blackmail.
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Think of Billie.
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I know DiCaprio's people,
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and they work
with baby sea turtles.
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Fine. I'll do it.
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- [Maisy-May giggling]
- For Billie.
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For all the leftovers.
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Are you sure
you want to eat mayonnaise?
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- I don't know.
- [blender whirring]
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[Bob McBride: "Daytime Rider"]
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? Daytime rider ?
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? Ridin' on a lonely trail ?
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? Waitin' for the day...
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Derrick's been dead
for eight years,
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and I've had so many
more creative lovers since,
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but I still do miss him.
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I wish you could have met.
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Yeah, what was he like?
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A lot like Justin.
He was always running.
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Doctors called it
marathon training,
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but who needs
to put 42 kilometres
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between them
and their wife?
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How's your
intern thingy going?
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Uh...
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I actually decided to stay here
and plant trees instead,
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- but, um, I was let go.
- Oh, yeah.
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I've been "let go"
heaps of times.
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But I always managed
to turn it my way
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or into a settlement.
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If you're short,
I could loan you some cash
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after I get my cut
of the Boathouse sale.
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It's not the money.
It's my parents.
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- If they find out...
- Hopefully they're air signs.
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- [phone dings]
- Oh.
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[phone dinging]
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Job didn't come through?
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Not quite yet.
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Shall we find out when?
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Hi. Dirty Banana
to celebrate Daddy Deadest.
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Oh, I only drink
Angel Tits now,
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to give me a taste
of what's to come.
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What's the day, time, and place
of Billie's birth?
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You were there.
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Yeah,
but you weren't keeping her.
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I didn't wanna
over-invest.
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- Have you seen my iPad?
- [Justin] Uh...
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I wanna do
Billie's birth chart.
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[phone beeps]
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Uh, why?
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Because she's 50% you,
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and I think if I show her
that she's starred unluckily,
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might take the sting out.
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[groans dramatically]
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- God, this day, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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So brutal.
Just comes in big ol' waves.
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I miss your dad too, hon.
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No, it's not that.
It's just the...
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- Oh, Billie getting fired?
- No, it's...
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- Riley leaving for good?
- No, uh...
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That you can't form
lasting relationships
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'cause you're in love
with your own trauma?
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- No! It...
- Well, then spit it out.
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They've been looking
into the Boathouse fire,
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and the authorities
suspect arson,
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and all the evidence, Mimsy,
it all points to me.
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It's crazy.
Like, I'm being set up.
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Well,
your eyes are shifty,
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and your posture's
very loose.
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I didn't do it!
I'm innocent.
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And, like, I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
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I can't go to jail,
and I can't lose any more time
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with Billie, I just got
her back into my life.
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You won't have to.
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- I did it.
- You did?
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- How was I? Convincing?
- Very.
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[chuckles] Perfect.
Call the authorities!
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Wait...I should call
the authorities
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- because you did it?
- Happy to say I did.
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Because you did.
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That's what
I'll tell the fuzz.
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So you'll say
you did do it,
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but you didn't do it,
or you did do it, but...
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I'm sorry, I'm confused.
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Arson is not worth
the dermal distress.
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But even if I didn't burn down
the Boathouse,
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I am happy
to be your fall gal.
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I'll be dead
before it gets to trial.
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But I do want Opal to note
my bravery in his eulogy.
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I want Lily James
for my biopic.
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She was tremendous
as Pamela Anderson.
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Yeah, maybe we'll just wait
for the fuzz to make their move.
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You should think
about confessing.
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Prison would be
great for you.
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- You'd finally get in shape.
- [Justin] What?
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Meet someone.
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Do you prefer
the top or bottom bunk?
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Don't know, depends on
what I ate that morning.
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[phone dings]
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[phone dinging]
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[Billie sighs]
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Need help with anything?
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Can you help bury my mother
and bring my son back?
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Heh. I'm kidding.
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[forced laugh]
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So, uh, how is Killian doing?
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He's interning with
Hong Kong's Naomi Campbell.
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If all goes well,
he may end up in Milan
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- for Fashion Week.
- Wow.
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Yeah, no, that's cool.
Cool, cool.
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Internships
are just cool, right?
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How many did you beat
to get yours
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at the National
Climate Institute?
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Oh, you know,
it was just, like...
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- nationwide.
- Oh.
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The runner-up really
owes you a gift basket.
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I know it seems weird
to give up a killer internship
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to plant trees,
but deforestation is real,
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and I wanted to make
a difference this summer.
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By getting fired?
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Well, lucky for you,
I have been consulting
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for a carbon-neutral
swag bag startup,
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and they could always use
some help. Is that my mom's?
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- Yeah, she didn't do it.
- Didn't do what?
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Billie, could you please
give this back to her?
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Yeah.
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Mom played you.
Go. Try again.
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No, Maisy, she didn't.
Listen for yourself.
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That woman is
practically an angel.
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She was ready
to be my fall guy.
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00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,357
So what's Billie gonna do
with Leo's sea turtles, anyway?
246
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,776
Is she gonna teach 'em to swim,
or teach 'em how to avoid soup?
247
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,195
Nope, no confession means
no Leo for Billie,
248
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,405
and no mayonnaise salad
for you.
249
00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,198
But my dad died today!
250
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,367
Oh, please, you didn't even
come back for the funeral.
251
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,868
You didn't send
a save the date!
252
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,578
Because it was a funeral,
and I ended up
253
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,789
having to do everything myself,
like always.
254
00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,582
I guess I'm gonna have to
get this confession myself.
255
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,543
Oh, lord, Maisy,
the woman is dying.
256
00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:47,546
She's literally dying.
There is no long con.
257
00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,464
Mimsy doesn't have the time
or attention span.
258
00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,674
Enough with the Nancy Drew.
259
00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,092
Sweater sets
have frumped you out.
260
00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,885
From the guy
who spent half the summer
261
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,388
playing CSI: Muskoka
to get his boyfriend back.
262
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,807
I was trying
to bring the Boathouse back
263
00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,475
to make Riley want me back.
264
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,269
Learn from my selfless example,
265
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,271
and stop trying to steal
a cottage from a dying woman.
266
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,606
[scoffs] From the guy who tried
to steal it from me last summer.
267
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,609
Oh, my God,
you are so impossible!
268
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,112
Screw Leo, I'm gonna
find Billie a job myself.
269
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,780
- Okay.
- I know people!
270
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,824
Take your diabetic raisins
and go.
271
00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,534
No!
I'm not going anywhere.
272
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,870
Billie and I are gonna
mourn my dad the right way.
273
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,705
We are gonna eat
this mayonnaise salad,
274
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,832
we are gonna drink
those dirty-ass bananas,
275
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,417
and we are gonna
spread his ashes
276
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,960
in the outhouse
where they belong,
277
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,545
and we are gonna
have a great time
278
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,088
- while we do it!
- [thunder booms]
279
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,215
[Mimsy] This is
just stimulating.
280
00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,925
[Billie] Explain it to me.
Slowly.
281
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,844
Even though
Billie's birth chart
282
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,388
puts her Sun in Capricorn,
she has to be very careful...
283
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,140
Because I'm a Taurus rising.
Right?...
284
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,476
Which is very easy
for the bullheadedness
285
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,061
to trigger
the impulsiveness.
286
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,188
[Billie] Yes, but that I get
from being an Aries Moon.
287
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,981
- [Billie snickering]
- Why is that so funny?
288
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:52,319
Billie is a Capricorn,
Aries, and Taurus.
289
00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:56,531
Sea goat. Bull. Ram.
You guys, all horns!
290
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,158
[both] She's horny!
291
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,703
Uh, have you been drinking that
this whole time?
292
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,663
Mama needed
a little pick-me-up.
293
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,207
She's underage, Mom.
294
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:08,251
Ugh. A Canadian 17
is a European six,
295
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,754
when they introduce drinking
to children responsibly.
296
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,589
Mmm, yeah, did you poison that
or something?
297
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,174
Poison a drink
meant for my mother?
298
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,050
Wait, that does track.
299
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,553
She did spike my coffee
with cream last summer
300
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:19,888
even though
she knew I had EBS.
301
00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,681
The only poison
in that drink is rum.
302
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,351
Nope, not buyin' it.
You're gonna have to drink that.
303
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:25,644
Ugh, fine.
304
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,107
- Happy?
- No!
305
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,401
My daughter is dangerously
inebriated and all hopped up
306
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,820
on a lethal concoction of
caffeine and rum, and we should
307
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,571
probably go detox at home.
Billie, come on, let's go.
308
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,198
[Billie]
But it's storming out!
309
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,783
- [Justin] We're stormin' out!
- [phone dings]
310
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,536
- [phone dinging]
- [thunder booms]
311
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,996
That said, electrocution
might solve my problems.
312
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:49,376
Wait! No. No one is leaving
until the storm is over.
313
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:53,171
Now, let's get
the ceremony started.
314
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,965
Tonight's about Derrick,
315
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,467
not your vagina monologues,
Justin.
316
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,594
[Mimsy-May] It's been a hard day
for all of us.
317
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,722
Why don't we start
by each sharing a memory of Dad?
318
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,142
Okay. I'll start.
319
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,394
Oh, no, no, no. You don't
have to be strong for us.
320
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,146
Let me carry
this burden for you.
321
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,439
[Maisy-May sighs]
322
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,065
Dad died so suddenly,
323
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,359
he never got
to clear his conscience.
324
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,403
But I know he would
want that for all of us
325
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,529
before it's too late.
326
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,700
Mom, it's no secret
you had a wandering heart,
327
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,118
and Dad did too.
328
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:27,956
I apologize for the many,
many, many, many,
329
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:32,419
many, many summer flings
he had at the Boathouse.
330
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,087
I know that's why
you burnt it down.
331
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:36,089
Oh, God! Maisy.
332
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,674
The woman is innocent.
333
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,384
Why is this so hard
for you to believe?
334
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,012
I just want her to die
with a clear conscience.
335
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,805
I'm a two-timer, too!
I kissed two people.
336
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,390
I just can't help
my horny energy, okay?
337
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,017
I once made out
with an entire cricket team.
338
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,685
- It's all right. Relax.
- Okay.
339
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,605
Why do you think I burnt down
the Boathouse, Maisykins?
340
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,106
The quads filmed you
going back in
341
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,065
just before it caught fire.
342
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:59,404
Oh. There is no investigation
to the fire, is there?
343
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,281
She put me up to it!
344
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,158
She's the one that thinks
you burned down the Boathouse
345
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,534
- for a payout.
- You were wearing
346
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,495
Claire's plaid,
the same plaid as Riley,
347
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,038
because you thought
it would protect you
348
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,873
from detection,
just like you think
349
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,541
that dying
from a mysterious illness
350
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,210
protects you
from suspicion.
351
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,504
Fine! You caught me.
352
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,547
Oh, no, no, no, no.
353
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,716
I went back
354
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,551
- into the Boathouse...
- [phone beeps]
355
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,767
...to get the Vitamix
I gave Justin for his wedding.
356
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,644
That's my Vitamix
in the kitchen?
357
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,854
A wedding present for a wedding
that didn't happen.
358
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,564
- Almost!
- Wait, wait! That's true.
359
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,024
I saw her outside
the Boathouse with it.
360
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,692
And a duvet. SodaStream.
361
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,570
- Air fryer. Fondue set...
- Enough confessing now, sweets.
362
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:43,031
Did she put you up to this
with her star witch bullshit?
363
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,659
God, Maisy, stop! No!
Your mother is a lot of things.
364
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:49,120
She's a thief, and she's a liar,
but she's not magic!
365
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,039
And as much as
we all want it to be true,
366
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,999
nobody burned down
the Boathouse.
367
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,294
It was an accident.
It was a really awful accident.
368
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,171
We all need to stop
running from the truth.
369
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,714
- [gasping]
- [thunder booms]
370
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,134
We all run.
371
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,972
Oh, my God,
I think I'm having an epiphany.
372
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:13,687
You ran from me
when I came out
373
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,230
and I gave Billie up,
374
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,774
and now I run
from everyone who loves me
375
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,859
so that they don't have to
run from me first!
376
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,737
Oh, my God,
that's why I ran from Riley!
377
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,614
I'm so wise!
378
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,325
We need to go to the outhouse.
We gotta spread his ashes now.
379
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,828
The only thing that is
spreading here is bullshit.
380
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,580
Okay, maybe you didn't
burn down the Boathouse,
381
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,290
but you are not
sick and dying,
382
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,874
and you have to
stop hiding that!
383
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,376
Maisy, as someone
who's done the work
384
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,253
to resolve
deep parental trauma...
385
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,130
- Twenty seconds ago?
- Long enough to know
386
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,716
that you need to release
your mom like I released my dad.
387
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,261
Dad stays in the bottle
until I get the truth!
388
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,887
Well, the truth is that
you bottle everything up.
389
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,556
I do not bottle
everything up!
390
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,391
When she was nine,
she kept her appendix
391
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,892
from bursting for hours.
392
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,061
Because I was waiting
for you to take me
393
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,147
- to the hospital.
- I left money for a cab!
394
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,649
Maisy, this is your thing.
You just keep everything inside
395
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,735
until one day,
it just, pfft, explodes.
396
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,362
Exactly. That's why
her appendix burst.
397
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,156
You're blaming me
for that?
398
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:09,242
I'm just saying, you might
still have one if you just,
399
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,578
you know, swallowed your pride
and let things go.
400
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,997
Swallow my pride? Easy.
401
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,041
I have been swallowing
your shit for years.
402
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,336
You wanna see me let go?
Bottom's up, bitches!
403
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,420
[screaming] Dad!
404
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,632
[blowing]
405
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,216
[gasps]
406
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,302
Not your dad.
407
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,013
Did you just eat
Grandpa Derrick?
408
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,556
[Maisy-May spits]
409
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,810
It's Victor's protein powder.
410
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,229
You lied about his ashes?
411
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,649
And about poisoning
your drinks.
412
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,400
It's spiked with
Mom's kava kava.
413
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,319
- Kava kava?
- Kava kava?
414
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:47,280
Just a mild psychoactive
that I use for pain management.
415
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,990
Makes her super chatty.
416
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,117
I thought it would help you
get a confession.
417
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,453
Oh, you should've
cut it with hash!
418
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,747
I can't believe
you poisoned me again.
419
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,332
You? What about me?
420
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,708
You were supposed
to get me a job,
421
00:15:58,708 --> 00:15:59,876
and instead
I've been drugged.
422
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,295
We all make whoopsies.
423
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,882
[sighs] Do you know
I once casually asked someone
424
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,802
if Maisy slept with Derrick
to get the cottage?
425
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,221
And that rumour went crazy.
426
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,806
- [thunder booms]
- [shouting] What?
427
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,433
[Justin] Oh,
that's where that came from.
428
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,645
[Maisy-May] Well, it looks good.
429
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,147
The outage
must be lake-wide.
430
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,691
[Justin] All right, well,
we should probably
431
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,484
- fire up the generator.
- No, no.
432
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,444
As soon as they see light,
the neighbours will be over
433
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,113
asking to store
their weird freezer meat.
434
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,115
- Ew.
- Check those boxes
435
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,325
for flashlights. My mom
keeps moving everything.
436
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,954
You haven't seen where
your mom moved a fondue set
437
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,247
or a duvet cover, did...
438
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,332
yeah, right,
we can talk about that later.
439
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,086
[thunder rumbling]
440
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,012
[phone dings]
441
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,476
[phone dings]
442
00:16:59,102 --> 00:16:59,936
[Billie sighs]
443
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,442
Well, I like your style.
444
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,653
Ignoring them.
Keeps them hungry.
445
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,488
I can't do it
for much longer.
446
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,406
Sure you can.
447
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,909
I once kept Murakami
and Johnny Ramone
448
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,828
on tenterhooks for a month
with the promise
449
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,913
of a clandestine trip
to Majorca.
450
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,999
Yeah, well,
they weren't brother and sister.
451
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,960
I can see
how that could get icky.
452
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,338
How am I supposed to pick one
without hurting the other?
453
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,509
Following your heart
can leave casualties.
454
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,012
Good or bad,
that's the fun.
455
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,389
What's not fun
is living with regret.
456
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,851
Is that why you confessed to
starting the rumour about Maisy?
457
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,020
I don't regret that.
That taught her how
458
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,314
to rise above
the dumb shit people say,
459
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,482
made her a killer.
460
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,108
Made her insane.
461
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,402
She literally planned
this whole night
462
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,112
just to get you
to confess to a crime
463
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,572
- you didn't even commit.
- Mmm.
464
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,450
You, um,
465
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,536
didn't do it, right?
466
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,872
[thunder booms]
467
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,749
[chuckles]
468
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,708
Wish I did.
469
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,627
Just to make her happy.
470
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,963
Oh, I married a boring doctor
471
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,007
and spent every summer
on this puddle
472
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,051
instead of
touring with The Kinks!
473
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,095
[sighs] All for her.
474
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,224
What else could she want?
475
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,684
An apology, maybe?
476
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,897
Derrick left the cottage
to his stepdaughter
477
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,942
instead of to his wife.
She should apologize to me.
478
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,903
He left the cottage
to his family.
479
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,988
I think that means you too.
480
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,994
Bovine collagen?
481
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,412
You repping livestock?
482
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,831
It's for Victor's
protein powder.
483
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,708
So where did you end up
484
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,253
sprinkling dear old Dad's
real embers, huh?
485
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,713
Along his favourite
5K on the lake.
486
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,591
Dad did like to manspread.
487
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,635
Ooh, my wedding present!
488
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:57,846
Oh, hey, um...
489
00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,889
um,
490
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,766
are you okay, by the way?
491
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,352
Your mom's
weird rumour thing.
492
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,355
Oh, I should be asking
you the same thing.
493
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,274
Me sleeping with Dad
to get the cottage
494
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,859
was your favourite victim card.
495
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,944
Well, yeah,
but I never believed it.
496
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,904
- I mean, not much.
- Yeah, don't worry about me.
497
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,699
I've spent my life
cleaning up after Mom's lies.
498
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,494
[Justin] Well, you know, as
someone who's done the work...
499
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,746
- Twenty minutes ago?
- [Justin] ...I know how hard
500
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,416
it can be to
let go of our stories.
501
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,543
That's the rum
and the kava talking.
502
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,336
We don't judge
the great teachers.
503
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,422
Me looking for an arsonist
504
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,340
was just me looking anywhere
but myself,
505
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,092
and I'm humble enough
to admit...
506
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,052
- [Maisy-May] High enough.
- ...that if I really want
507
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,345
another shot at love,
508
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,972
I'm gonna have to
work on myself.
509
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,392
I mean,
I blew it with Riley,
510
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,311
but you've still got
a shot with your mom.
511
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,771
- [Maisy-May gasps]
- [thunder booms]
512
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,024
You're right!
I did the work.
513
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,276
That's why I'm so much better
than everybody else!
514
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,944
Oh, I think you skipped a step.
515
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,113
I overcame my mother's
rumour to become
516
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,365
the Boathouse's
longest-serving president.
517
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,993
She only has the power
I give her.
518
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:05,496
It is time for me to take back
what is rightfully mine
519
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,707
and become
the fucking goddess I am.
520
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,084
And she said
"Let there be light!"
521
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,463
[laughing maniacally]
522
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:17,467
[Elise Legrow: "Feel Alright"]
523
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,970
I got this for Derrick.
524
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,348
He had the sweat glands
of a Bolivian burro!
525
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,933
He never used it.
Maybe if he had,
526
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,100
he'd be here now.
527
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,478
- I pass it to you.
- Oh.
528
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:33,274
May it help you
see more clearly when you run.
529
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,445
- It's not your best.
- Ow, ow, ow!
530
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,197
- Just a little bit, it's...
- This was Derrick's.
531
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:41,032
Use it,
532
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,242
to listen to your heart.
533
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,827
And to Justin's.
534
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,496
Derrick had an arrhythmia.
535
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,331
If his running doesn't get him,
his ticker will.
536
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,333
[smooches]
537
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,002
Well, if only the wizard
had a heart for you.
538
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,921
[both chuckle]
539
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,464
Oh! Oh, my,
that's in the way.
540
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,591
- How about I move it?
- No, no, no, it's fine,
541
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,843
- I got it, I got it.
- I can call my clients
542
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,679
at Brown Bag Swag tomorrow
about Billie's job.
543
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,514
What about Leo's
baby sea turtles?
544
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,183
Actually, I think I'll just
enjoy the rest of summer.
545
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,143
But thank you,
appreciate it.
546
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,979
Opal hates writing
recommendation letters anyway,
547
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:11,980
so...
548
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,358
Well! [chuckles]
I guess we should...
549
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,776
Do you wanna grab
that fondue set?
550
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,569
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you so much
551
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,989
for a great night,
and for celebrating Dad
552
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,573
the way that
he would've wanted:
553
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,158
drunk and resentful.
554
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:25,535
Good night.
555
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:26,953
[Maisy-May] Good night.
556
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,128
I've gotta
clean out the fridge.
557
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,088
Whoreen's gonna be here
with a meatloaf from 2011.
558
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,048
I have a present
for you too, darling.
559
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:40,883
Okay.
560
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:47,140
I'd like to apologize.
561
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,601
For that rumour I started.
I'm sorry it hurt you.
562
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,020
But if it spread that fast,
563
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,646
people were
probably thinking it.
564
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,649
And I also forgive you
for thinking
565
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,276
I burnt down the Boathouse.
566
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,861
I know you're bummed
because I'm not leaving
567
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,654
in the back of a squad car.
568
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,032
But now you don't have to
waste time on all those people
569
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,992
who thought
you slept with my husband.
570
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,202
We can focus
on what matters.
571
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,120
Me.
572
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,457
- And you.
- There is no "you and me."
573
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,792
There's only you
and what you want.
574
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,128
Maybe your little sick act
convinced the lake
575
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:20,006
to get rid of the Boathouse,
but I will bring it back.
576
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,800
And I am sick of you
always taking what is mine.
577
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,302
If I learned
one thing from you...
578
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,345
it's how to win.
579
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:30,308
And Maisy
always fucking wins.
580
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:35,772
?
581
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,441
Hmm.
582
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,402
You're sure you're cool
with me bailing on the job?
583
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,572
You kidding me?
Never been prouder.
584
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,824
Working with Maisy
comes with a price.
585
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,409
Usually tax fraud.
586
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:50,453
What are we gonna
tell your parents, though?
587
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:52,413
Well, they still think
I'm working for Parks Canada,
588
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,165
so until one
of my job applications
589
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:56,292
comes through,
we stay quiet.
590
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:59,045
Or else I'll have another set
of parents running from me.
591
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:03,174
You know that
you're not the reason
592
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,176
that my dad
ran from me, right?
593
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,678
- We ran from each other.
- I know.
594
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,806
I mean, you were, what,
like, a year older than me?
595
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:12,517
Physically.
Emotionally? Soft 14.
596
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,772
No more running
from the people I love
597
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:19,440
just 'cause I'm scared
they'll run from me first.
598
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,609
Unless it's a zombie apocalypse
and they've been bit.
599
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:24,028
- You wouldn't try to amputate?
- Rookie mistake.
600
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,988
See?
It's what I love about you.
601
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,908
You know when to run, you know
when to stand your ground.
602
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,493
Till it bites me
in the ass.
603
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:32,495
We don't judge
the great teachers.
604
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:33,955
[Billie sighs]
605
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,459
- I'm gonna go get the mail.
- Sure.
606
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,800
I would never run from you.
607
00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:54,058
[phone chiming]
608
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,940
Okay, I haven't figured out what
609
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,526
this weird metal ring thing
is yet, but I did find all
610
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:05,278
- these colour-coded dippers.
- [phone dings]
611
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,238
We got little individual
containers for all the stuff
612
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,574
that we might wanna dip
in chocolate or cheese
613
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,784
or whatever it is you can
throw through a fondue machine.
614
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,661
I haven't had one of
these since college.
615
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,997
I forget how to use it, but
this ring looks really nice.
616
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,666
It's, like, heavy.
Oh, God, that pot's massive too!
617
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,126
Think about all the things
we could...
618
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,460
[Teddy Geiger: "Sharkbait"]
619
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,462
? Ooh, I fantasize ?
620
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,214
? Every night ?
621
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:28,301
? Painting that ocean blue ?
622
00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:31,637
? I prophesize
you and I ?
623
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,974
? On a mission to the moon
and when we get there ?
624
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,851
? It's gonna be so good ?
625
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:40,146
? Out in our swimwear
under the summer sun ?
626
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:43,566
? Until we burn up
I know the world is cooked ?
627
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:45,526
? If we don't make it back ?
628
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:48,988
? Then I guess
we better go out with a bang ?
629
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,866
? I'm looking like shark bait ?
630
00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:54,869
? I'm not staying
out of the waves ?
631
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,289
? I'm looking like shark bait ?
632
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:01,667
? I'm not staying
out of the waves ?
633
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:05,129
? We can finally float away ?
634
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:08,883
? Everybody's
telling me to stay ?
635
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,969
? Out of the water
out of the water ?
636
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:15,598
? I'm looking like shark bait ??
637
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:20,198
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