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In 1994...
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Robin's dad took her
to New York City for the first time.
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This is amazing! Thank you, sir.
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Well, a little father-son
bonding trip never hurt anyone.
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I did almost die from malnutrition
on that wolf hunt last year.
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I had to almost kill you
for you to learn how to kill.
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New York City's the best, eh?
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I despise it. It's like Edmonton,
minus the arts and culture.
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- Come on. We'll miss our flight.
- I'll catch up.
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One day I'm gonna move here...
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marry a sophisticated big-city man...
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with a sick mullet, like, all the way
down to his shoulder pads.
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And at night, he'll let me brush it.
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And I'll dig up this locket...
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so it can be my "something old"
at our wedding.
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R.J.
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Coming, sir.
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I'll be back for you.
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Back then, I was too embarrassed
to tell you I'd done that.
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But we're closer now.
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I feel like I don't have to hide my feminine side
anymore just because you've always wanted a...
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Son! Yeah. It's Barney.
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Great.
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I'll be there in 15, B-dog.
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Woof, woof.
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- That's our thing.
- Uh, be where in 15?
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Laser tag. Never been.
B-dog's gonna teach me.
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Look. I think that it's great
that you and Barney are...
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B-dog.
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B-dog are bonding...
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but, um, you agreed to help me with this.
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Fine. Where did you bury this tampon?
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- It's a locket.
- I'm sorry. I get all these girlie things confused.
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Do you need my help or not?
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Nah, it's stupid.
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So, while Robin
searched for her "something old'...
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Lily and Marshall packed
for their "something new"...
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Lily's yearlong
art consultant gig in Italy.
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I still can't believe we have
to say good-bye to this place.
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Oh, I know, baby.
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But look at it as an excuse
to simplify our lives.
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We can't bring everything to Italy,
so we gotta throw out some junk.
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For example, look.
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My old Sasquatch binders that
I could never throw away...
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because I was gonna be the guy
who proved the existence of Bigfoot.
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These are obviously coming to Italy.
But these handbags? Gonzo.
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No way.
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These have sentimental meaning to me.
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Didn't you shoplift these in your 20s?
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Yes, and I get very nostalgic
for that time.
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You get older. You have kids.
You stop stealing. It's sad.
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Lily, we just don't have room for these.
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Oh, but you get to keep
your Bigfoot binders?
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Wait. Why is this one just December 1999?
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Oh. Y2K was coming.
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A lot of people took to the woods...
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saw the truth.
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Okay, Marshall, we don't have time to argue
over what stays and what goes.
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Ooh, you know who we gotta bring in?
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Okay, I agree he is good at this stuff,
but he just gets so cocky.
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No, he doesn't.
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So I heard you guys have a bit of a...
packing situation.
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I acknowledge now this was a mistake.
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Look. I came here to chew bubble gum
and pack boxes...
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and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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I swallowed it.
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Is that bad?
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Good. Thank you.
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Dr. Goldsmith says I should be fine.
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I just have to look for it in my stool.
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So, as I was saying...
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I heard you guys have a bit of a...
packing situation.
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Now, as you know...
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I'm a bit of a legend
when it comes to packing.
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We know.
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Tales are still told of the time
I traveled all through Mexico...
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for two weeks...
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with everything I needed...
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efficiently packed
into a hands-free belt satchel.
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The locals called me...
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♪ El Ganso con la Riñoneral ♪
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It's not a hands-free belt satchel, Ted.
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It's a fanny pack.
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It's not a fanny pack!
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Ted, in Spanish...
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"el Ganso con la Riñonera'...
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means "Fanny Pack Dork."
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No, it doesn't. It means...
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"Packer of Great Skill and Merit."
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I looked it up.
It means "Fanny Pack Dork."
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And as a packer
of great skill and merit...
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I will tell you how to pack
with Tetris-like precision.
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We get it. You pack a lot in your fanny.
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Obvious, yet delightful.
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Okay. I got a big interview at 3:00...
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about possibly designing another building.
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Until then, if you abide by my rulings...
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I will tell you what goes to Italy...
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and what goes in... the Triangle.
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Kids, as you know...
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the Bermuda Triangle was the name we gave
to the curb right outside our apartment...
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which possessed the magical ability
to make any item disappear...
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instantly.
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The biggest rule for de-cluttering is...
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"Have you used it in the last year?"
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If not, Triangle.
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Have you used this jump rope
in the last year?
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Are you kidding?
I hop threads every morning, son.
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Do three in a row, and you can keep it.
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Well played, Mosby.
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Next.
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Have you used it in the last year?
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Gee, I can't remember.
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Are you trying to bribe me?
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Take it.
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Triangle!
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Next.
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Ha-ha!
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Wow. You're a natural, Dad.
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You know, I love Robin.
And her sister's okay, I guess.
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But there's something nice
about finally having... a son.
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A s...
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Cristalli twins, 9:00.
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Now make like your mommy's ovum and split.
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Solid biology joke, B-dog.
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Woof, woof!
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Now I'll admit, to the untrained eye...
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a few of my packing rulings
may have seemed arbitrary.
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Let's Go Italy? Triangle.
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Triangle. Let's go Italy.
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A gorilla suit and a blonde wig.
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Have you used either of these
in the last year?
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Please, Queen Kong, be gentle.
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- Nope, haven't used those.
- I don't think those even belong to us.
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Okay. Here's an easy one.
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A leaky, 10-year-old beanbag chair...
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covered in beer, bong water and fossilized
Cool Ranch Dorito fingerprints.
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Italy.
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Guys, this chair has been here forever.
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You gotta take it with you. Italy.
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Ted, Italy doesn't need something
that is wrinkled, red and leaky...
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and smells like booze and narcotics.
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They've already got former
Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.
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I don't know who that is.
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All rulings are final.
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Okay, why are things that we like
getting Triangled...
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and crap you like sneaks through?
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- Like what?
- That old 50-pound karaoke machine.
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Come on! We sang in the New Year in '02
on this thing, remember?
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We were Destiny's Child.
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And since I was Beyoncé, I'm pretty sure
I get final say here, so...
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Uh, we were not your backup singers,
bitch. We were a group.
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I'm sorry. Are you guys married to Jay-Z,
or am I married to Jay-Z?
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Italy.
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Wow. The way you used that kid having
an asthma attack as a human shield...
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that took my breath away.
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Okay, next...
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- I'll be point guy, and you lay down cover.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Are you suggesting that
I will not be point guy?
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Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy...
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you don't let Scottie Pippen
run the offense.
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Oh, you're from Canada. Right.
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If... How do I put this?
If Wayne Gretzky's healthy...
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you don't let, uh, François...
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What I'm saying is hockey is stupid,
and I'm point guy.
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Well, I'm point guy, or I'm off the team.
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Oh! You are the most stubborn
human being I've ever met!
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You better get used to it.
You're marrying a Scherbatsky.
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Your daughter is not even a fraction...
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as obstinate, stubborn
and... insane as you are.
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Where are you, you son of a bitch?
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- Look away, kids. She's about to pee.
- Wh...
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I am not some animal.
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I peed 20 minutes ago,
and I buried it neatly because I am a lady.
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Ted, we haven't used
this chair in the last year.
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Ergo, Triangle.
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Yeah, I guess I see your point. I mean,
if you haven't used it in the last year.
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Oh! Ha-ha! Using it. Italy.
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- Triangle.
- Italy.
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Triangle.
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- Italy.
- Okay, stop.
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Every time he lands, that chair
farts out 10-year-old Dorito dust.
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Yeah, it's the chair.
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Guys, trust me.
You're gonna want this chair in Italy.
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It'll feel like home.
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All right, buddy. You win.
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- Italy.
- Really?
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We asked you to be the judge here,
and we gotta trust your opinion.
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She's right. With all the traveling
that we'll be doing...
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we could probably use a couple
of your hands-free belt satchels.
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- You said they were lame.
- I hate to admit it...
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but they actually sound useful.
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Could you buy us a couple?
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Two hands-free belt satchels
coming right up.
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Oh, and don't worry.
I'll get cool colors...
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so you guys don't look like whatever the
Spanish term really is for "Fanny Pack Dork."
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♪ El Ganso con la Riñoneral ♪
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Men, it's us... versus them.
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Our actions here today...
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will echo through eternity.
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Stand up straight, Kaden!
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I only have one rule,
you worthless maggots.
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We all respect each other.
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I only have one rule.
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For every three 10s you bang,
throw a bone to a five.
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They're grateful and hardworking...
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and let's face it,
sometimes you just want to lay there.
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What's that got to do with laser tag?
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Everything!
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And we will prevail,
even if it takes all night.
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Tanner.
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I have to be home by 4:00.
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Anyone else have any scheduling issues?
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You can take down anyone on their team...
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but I want the big man for myself.
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What's your beef with oldie?
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He's... my father.
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- Father-in-law.
- Shut up, Kai.
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Wait a second.
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We get it. You pack a lot in your fanny.
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Obvious, yet delightful.
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Oh, no.
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No!
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El Gansol
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Liars! You sent me on a fool's errand.
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Okay, to be fair, buying a fanny pack
is inherently a fool's errand.
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Hands-free belt satchels.
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And just for that, I will not move
from this chair until you agree to keep it.
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Ted, unlike that chair,
you, sir, are full of beans.
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You have a job interview in half an hour.
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Screw the interview. I'm staying.
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And, because the forecast
calls for rain...
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this... is a raincoat.
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Go for Barney.
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Hey. Um, I'm having an issue.
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Listen, Robin, is this urgent,
or can we talk about it later?
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Nah, it's stupid. Have fun.
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So long, losers!
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Um, wait. Can you guys help me down?
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I... Um...
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Ted, if this chair
really means that much to you...
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why don't you just take it for yourself?
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No. It's important that you keep it.
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Why?
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This is the first thing we bought
when we moved here after college.
247
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It... It was the only piece of furniture
we had for a week.
248
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,391
And now you two are moving to Italy.
249
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,952
What if our friendship doesn't pass
the "Have you used it in a year" test?
250
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If you can throw out this chair...
251
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,562
who's to say you can't throw me out too?
252
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,231
- That could never happen.
- You're not a chair. You're our best friend.
253
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,002
You can say that,
but a lot can change in a year.
254
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:33,135
- Buddy, I...
- Look. I know I'm being crazy.
255
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,577
I just...
256
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,278
I just need a moment with this chair.
257
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,375
You know, to say good-bye.
258
00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:42,920
We'll give you two some space.
259
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,656
Kids, you can't cling to the past.
260
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:59,096
Because no matter
how tightly you hold on...
261
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it's already gone.
262
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,113
Hello?
263
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:13,550
Hi. I'm at the Central Park
carousel, and, um...
264
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,883
I'm having a little bit of an issue.
265
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:20,289
- Uh, what kind of issue?
- Actually, it's a long story.
266
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,260
Um, Robin, listen. I'm-I'm late for
a big meeting. Is it important?
267
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:28,357
Nah, it's stupid. Good luck.
268
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,793
All right.
Here's the bottom line, cockroaches.
269
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:36,171
There's no end in sight,
and we've got no provisions.
270
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,403
If it comes down to it...
271
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:42,072
I need a volunteer
to let the rest of us... eat him.
272
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,911
- Barney's team seems way more fun.
- Nonsense.
273
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,509
Candy for everyone!
274
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,248
Okay, Team Animal House.
Who wants to try a cigar?
275
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:51,653
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
276
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,215
I'm not saying we're gonna start
with your face or anything...
277
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,490
but is there seriously no one here
willing to give up a hand or a foot?
278
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,588
We're outta here!
279
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:26,153
Ted, why are you here? You... You had
that meeting. I told you not to come.
280
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:30,889
You said, "Nah, it's stupid,"
which is Robinese for "It's important."
281
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,954
Everyone knows that.
282
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,363
Well, not everyone.
283
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:40,665
But you shouldn't have skipped
that meeting. Was it important?
284
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,173
Nah, it's stupid.
285
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:47,001
And yet, my future husband...
286
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,809
who I sometimes fear
is troublingly similar...
287
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,476
to my emotionally unavailable father...
288
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,520
is off shooting laser guns
with, oh, yeah, you guessed it...
289
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,555
my emotionally unavailable father.
290
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,250
Oh, come on. That's not fair.
291
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:02,351
If you told Barney that you needed him,
he'd be here in a heartbeat.
292
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,362
I didn't have to tell you.
293
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,157
And you're here.
294
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:08,893
You don't even know why.
295
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:14,038
Seems like I'm here to dig.
296
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,646
Looking for D's?
297
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,819
Long story short,
I promised my future self...
298
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,587
the locket would be my "something old"
at my wedding.
299
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,927
What?
300
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,796
No, I just like that there was
ever a version of you...
301
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:44,062
who imagined having
a "something old" at your wedding.
302
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,569
Robin Scherbatsky, you're a girl.
303
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,607
- Shut up. You're a girl.
- That's been established.
304
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,735
The new information here
is that you're a girl.
305
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,343
Wait. Is that...
306
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,714
Oh, my God. I found it.
307
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:03,881
Okay.
308
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,255
What's really going on with this locket?
309
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:13,394
I'm gonna admit something
that I couldn't admit until I found this.
310
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:17,128
I've been having fears
about marrying Barney.
311
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:21,639
I mean, in many ways,
he's grown up into a mature, caring adult.
312
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,938
I'm gonna shoot you with your own gun.
313
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,276
But I still don't know
if he's ready for this.
314
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,743
I still don't know if I am.
315
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:35,912
But if I could find this locket...
316
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,582
I mean, if it was still here
waiting for me...
317
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:41,922
that would mean that the universe
wanted me to marry Barney...
318
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,928
and that everything was gonna be okay.
319
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,499
And when it was gone, it was like...
320
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:52,003
every doubt I... I ever had about Barney...
321
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,437
about myself, got dug up.
322
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,303
But I found it.
323
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,675
And everything's gonna be okay.
324
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,108
Any last words?
325
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:06,879
Seeing you on the field of battle...
326
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:10,388
ruthless, manipulative, untrustworthy...
327
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,254
you've got all the qualities
I would have wanted in a son.
328
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,452
Now I say to you...
329
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,723
the last words my father said to me...
330
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,526
"Shoot me already."
331
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:25,165
Or we could keep playing if you want.
332
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,865
Nah, it's stupid.
333
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:32,468
Okay, Team Animal House.
I got him. Come on out.
334
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:35,274
You're point guy, R-dog.
335
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,974
Woof, woof.
336
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,363
Oh, thank God.
337
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,146
This is a sign from the universe.
338
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:16,710
- It's not a sign from the universe.
- Yes, it is.
339
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:20,155
The locket is just gone, and you're
telling me that doesn't mean anything?
340
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,455
You know this is a bad omen, Ted.
341
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,519
- You're Universe Guy.
- And you're Skeptic Girl.
342
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,427
You're not supposed
to believe any of that.
343
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:29,331
Well, maybe I've grown
skeptical of being skeptical.
344
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,169
This is a sign.
345
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:35,604
Look, it's not a sign. You're doing
the right thing marrying Barney.
346
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,972
The universe isn't
sending you some message.
347
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,877
As we know from science...
348
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,180
rain is liquid water
in the form of droplets...
349
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:50,551
which have condensed from atmospheric
vapor and then precipitated.
350
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:55,184
- It's not a sign.
- Ted, this is a sign, and you know it!
351
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,388
I mean, the universe is
screaming at me right now!
352
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:01,796
How can you, of all people,
tell me to ignore that?
353
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,268
Because maybe it's dumb
to look for signs from the universe.
354
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:08,170
Maybe the universe
has better things to do.
355
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,299
Dear God, I hope it does.
356
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,640
Do you know how many signs I've gotten
that I should or shouldn't be with someone?
357
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,475
And where has it gotten me?
358
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,546
Maybe there aren't any signs. Maybe...
359
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:23,611
Maybe a locket's just a locket,
a... a chair is just a chair.
360
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:28,254
Maybe we don't have to give
meaning to every little thing.
361
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,420
Maybe we don't...
362
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:34,898
Maybe we don't need the universe
to tell us what we really want.
363
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:38,403
Maybe we already know that, deep down.
364
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:42,531
♪ Sharpen them with lies ♪
365
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:50,839
♪ And whatever's going down ♪
366
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:58,580
♪ Will follow you around ♪
367
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:02,593
♪ That's how you fight loneliness ♪
368
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,652
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
369
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,595
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
370
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,633
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
371
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,224
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ ♪
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