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What podcast? 14 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,470 - You're "Based on a True Story," 15 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:57,432 and you made a deal with the Westside Ripper. 16 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,059 - Um, well... - Mm-mm. 17 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,227 I saw the texts. 18 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:03,188 - Look, we were cancelled. 19 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,023 Okay? We're cancelled. It's over. 20 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,068 There's... there's nothing to talk about. 21 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,402 - I know how to save it. 22 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,738 - You know how to save the podcast? 23 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,615 - Can we sit? 24 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,033 - Uh, yeah. Sure. 25 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,118 Um... 26 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,870 have a seat. 27 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:23,541 - So here's what I'm thinking. 28 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,378 Your brand is you're these rebels, 29 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:28,254 right, these rulebreakers? 30 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:29,673 So fuck the system. 31 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:31,800 Fuck Apple. You can make your own platform. 32 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:33,677 There's no ads, no sponsors. 33 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:36,513 You just charge fans to join up. 34 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:38,932 - Like a subscription. - Exactly like a subscription. 35 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:41,059 Ten bucks a month, you'll be raking it in, 36 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,727 and, best of all, 37 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,814 you won't have to answer to anybody. 38 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,190 - And what do you get? 39 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:50,568 - Uh, just a small, little piece. 40 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:53,321 I stay quiet, we all make money. 41 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,281 Easy. - What are you doing? 42 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:56,783 Don't... I don't think you should... 43 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,619 - Just put me in, Coach. 44 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:06,292 Just put it in, Coach. 45 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,294 - Uh, you... you should leave. 46 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:10,964 - Okay. I'll leave. 47 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:13,049 - Oh, fuck. 48 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,804 Go. 49 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,432 Go. Go away. 50 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:23,184 Go away. - What? 51 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,894 - Oh, nothing. The dog's watching. 52 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,563 - What dog? 53 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:29,441 - Nothing. McEnroe. 54 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,320 Oh, God. 55 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,239 Get outta here. Go. 56 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,615 Go. Don't lick me. 57 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,827 - Why? - No, I mean the dog. 58 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,037 - What are you doing? 59 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:43,997 - Uh, nothing. 60 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,540 - What are you doing? 61 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,921 - I know how to save the podcast. 62 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,386 - So... 63 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:02,640 it's like Substack for podcasts? 64 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,185 Totally subscription-based? 65 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:07,395 - Exactly. 66 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:09,856 - I fucking love it. 67 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:13,360 Yeah. Yeah. It's totally on-brand. 68 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:15,070 Fuck the woke police. We don't need 'em. 69 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,363 - Don't need 'em. - It's genius. 70 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:18,323 - Thank you. Thank you, Matt. 71 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,824 - Yeah. 72 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,744 - You just came up with all of this in a dream? 73 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,371 - Crazy, right? 74 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,293 - Hey, Nate, you wanna throw tonight? 75 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,253 - Oh, tonight. 76 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,631 Tonight, like, I... jeez. 77 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,966 Tonight. Do we have a thing tonight? 78 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,635 - No. I mean, yes. 79 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,095 - Yeah. Yeah. - You do? 80 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:42,430 Hey, hey, uh... 81 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,724 do you remember that crazy Simon guy, 82 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,393 how he was gonna... what was he? 83 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:48,144 He was gonna blow your fucking brains out 84 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,854 and I saved your ass? - Yes. 85 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,940 Yes, and I really appreciate it. 86 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,358 I do. I just... 87 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,944 I can't throw tonight. I'm sorry. 88 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,824 - Yeah. Okay. 89 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:02,575 Yeah, fine. 90 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,077 That's fine. That is fine. 91 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,453 It is. 92 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,913 Oh, guys, you know what? 93 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,582 If we're gonna do this new model, 94 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,626 we should have, like, a premium level. 95 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,337 You know, like, uh, "Ripper Superfans." 96 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,939 You know? We give them an early heads-up 97 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,298 on upcoming content. 98 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,092 I think they'd really love that. 99 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,260 - What? 100 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:22,637 - I just really miss murdering people. 101 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:23,763 - Hmm? 102 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,849 - Look, it's who I am. It's what I do. 103 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,059 - Oh, I wouldn't say that. - But guys. Guys. 104 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,395 I've actually already chosen someone. 105 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,396 - What? 106 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,648 - And, spoiler. 107 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,525 You're gonna love it. 108 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,169 - What does that mean? - So I'm gonna do my thing, 109 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:38,528 we'll regroup, touch base... 110 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:39,446 - What do you mean, you're gonna do your thing? 111 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:40,488 - See how you feel. - No. 112 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:41,590 - Let's just call a time-out here. 113 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:42,782 - Maybe we touch base now. 114 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,159 - I can't. I'm busy. I'm sorry. 115 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,869 Okay. - Can we... 116 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,497 - Matt? 117 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:57,464 - What are we gonna do? 118 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,025 He won't stop talking about his "new content." 119 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,800 - He's gonna announce it on the podcast. 120 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,677 So it takes weeks. We got time. 121 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,096 - A-and Ruby? What are we gonna do about her? 122 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,598 - We gotta cut her in. 123 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,643 We got no choice. We "Godfather" it, okay? 124 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,979 We bring her in close, keep an eye on her. 125 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,166 - No. You know what happens when you bring Ruby in close? 126 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,983 Someone ends up with a fantastic blow job, 127 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:20,362 and that someone is not gonna be me. 128 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,905 - Okay. So what's your idea? 129 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:23,907 - We keep her the fuck out, okay? 130 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:26,910 And if she comes at us, then we'll deal with it then. 131 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:31,998 - Wouldn't have this problem if you didn't drop the burner. 132 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,875 - Are you serious? Is that what this is about? 133 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,419 The burner? 134 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,382 I wanted to get the dog out of there, 135 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,218 and you knew it. I told you five times. 136 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:44,552 - Okay. So this is my fault. 137 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,137 - I asked you to take the dog out. 138 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,765 You kept saying no. So whose fault is that? 139 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:53,853 I'm outta here. 140 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,313 - Hey. 141 00:05:57,399 --> 00:06:00,026 Don't do this! Please, come on! 142 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,509 Oh. 143 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,859 Oh. 144 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,862 - Oh, my God. 145 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,905 Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! Ahh! 146 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,073 - My eyes! Oh, my God! 147 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,074 I can't see! 148 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,576 - Get away! What are you doing? 149 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,202 - My eyes! - What is wrong with you? 150 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,412 - What is wrong with you? 151 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,015 Don't you have, like, a job or something? 152 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,373 How do you have time to do that? 153 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,875 - Oh, my God. 154 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,769 - That was, like, something out of "National Geographic." 155 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,545 - What are you even doing in here? 156 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,714 This is a jerk-off zone. Everyone knows that. 157 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,674 - Well, my jerk-off zone is broken. 158 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,135 This house is falling apart. - God. 159 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,137 - How did you even get your hand down there? 160 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,097 - I'm pregnant. I'm not paralyzed. 161 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,932 - Yeah, no, you're definitely not paralyzed. 162 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:15,602 There's a lot of fast, record-breaking action 163 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,163 going on down there. - Okay, you know what? 164 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,938 I'm not gonna be pregnant-shamed by you. 165 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,358 I'm normal. Everything I did was normal. 166 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,776 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 167 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,628 - Okay. What's the hot new trends in pregnancy sex? 168 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:25,904 Please enlighten me. 169 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,739 - Oh, wow. A lot of things, actually. 170 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,091 A lot of hot, sexy, exciting things. 171 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,426 You wouldn't be able to handle it. 172 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,744 - Well, I guess it is like an instant threesome. 173 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,204 - You're disgusting! 174 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:35,765 - You were getting pretty into it down there, 175 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,457 you and the fetus. 176 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,750 Who's the third party? - Okay. 177 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,085 Yeah, I'm gonna tell you. Sure. 178 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:43,296 - Wait, so it's, like... Like, a secret fantasy? 179 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,131 So not the husband. 180 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,008 - Be quiet. - Who's in the rotation? 181 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,277 - I'm not telling you. - Tell me. 182 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,053 Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. - Okay, whatever. 183 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,262 Whatever. Fine. 184 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,306 He's a... he's a buyer that I'm working with. 185 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:57,018 I'm actually seeing him later today again. 186 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,829 - You're seeing him again? - I'm not seeing him. 187 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,146 I show him houses, okay? 188 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,482 So I've been seeing more of him. 189 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:03,900 But, no. It's nothing. 190 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,403 He just happens to be hot and young and very rich 191 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,779 and, you know, whatever. 192 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,614 So when I enter my jerk-off zone, 193 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,116 he pops into my head. 194 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,618 It's not a big deal. 195 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,221 - Can I give you some really good advice? 196 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,705 - No. 197 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,683 - You keep meeting up with this secret fantasy guy 198 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,125 in these big, sexy houses, 199 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,502 you're gonna end up having sex... 200 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:25,588 Like, weird sex... 201 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,340 For real. 202 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,934 - Hey, what's up, Coach? 203 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,978 - Hey. - How you doing? 204 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,188 - Finally fixing the crack. 205 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:45,358 - Yeah, man. The pickleball guys complained. 206 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,818 I mean, they get shit done. 207 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,004 - Wait, what? The pickleballers? 208 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,404 - Yeah. 209 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,531 - I've been trying to get this crack fixed for weeks. 210 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,009 - They're pouring cement tomorrow, man. 211 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,576 I mean, this whole fucking court 212 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,327 is gonna be exclusively pickleball. 213 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,455 - This is court number one. They can't do that. 214 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,832 - It's like tennis but smaller. 215 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,334 - Fucking pickleballers. 216 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,543 - Nathan. 217 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,045 Nathan. 218 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,339 - Michelle, court one can't be used for pickleball. 219 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,715 - It doesn't matter. Listen. 220 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:11,718 Um, do you remember vouching for your friend Matt? 221 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,345 You said he was good people. 222 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,946 - I never said that. - Was that bro code 223 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,015 for he's a fucking asshole? 224 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,892 Because he's a douche. Yeah. 225 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,102 He ditched me for no fucking reason, 226 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:25,357 and he kept telling me that I was a "dead end." 227 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,025 - A dead end? - Yeah. 228 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,486 One minute we're having a great time watching "FBoy Island," 229 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:33,239 and the next minute he had this ice-cold look in his eyes 230 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,616 like a total psycho, 231 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,077 and then he said, "It's over. You're a dead end," 232 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:40,538 over and over again. What the fuck does that mean? 233 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,083 - I have no idea. 234 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:46,044 He's going after Michelle. She's the new content. 235 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,796 She's the fucking one. What do we do? 236 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,465 Should we warn her? Call me when you get this. 237 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,633 Okay. 238 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,598 - Help! Help! 239 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,600 - Shut the fuck up. 240 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,602 I will fucking kill you. 241 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,296 - What the fuck is this? 242 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,717 - This was part of the deal, remember? 243 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,219 We still throw. 244 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,013 And, to be honest, Nate, 245 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,598 you look like you need some time with a buddy. 246 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,143 You're still blue, right? 247 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,394 - No. 248 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,687 No fucking way. 249 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:48,565 First we need to talk about this new content. 250 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,109 - First we're gonna throw. 251 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:01,828 See? 252 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,372 Fun, right? 253 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,166 You know, Nate, 254 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,168 I gotta tell ya, 255 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,046 when you guys first came to me with this, 256 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,340 I thought one of us would be dead in a week. 257 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,425 I mean... 258 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,636 Probably you if I'm honest, right? 259 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,015 But I gotta say, this podcast... 260 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,934 It is the best thing that ever happened to me. 261 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,520 I've got thousands of fans reaching out, 262 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:31,900 and I can just be the real me for the first time, 263 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,235 and that is all... 264 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,904 All thanks to you. 265 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,865 - I-I don't think it's thanks to me. 266 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,742 - No, no, no. No, it is. 267 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,078 Totally. 268 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,789 Nate... 269 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:50,543 you have given me the life I always wanted, 270 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,921 and so I wanna help you out. 271 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,923 Now, I know you're going through some stuff... 272 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,008 - What the fuck are you talking about? 273 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,885 - You wanna know what I discovered 274 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,262 when I followed my passion? 275 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:04,057 Sacrifices... They have to be made. 276 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,394 And I lost a few people that I love. 277 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,854 And you... 278 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,648 I know you loved that dog. 279 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:12,982 - Don't talk about my dog. 280 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,193 - No, no, but you can't blame yourself. 281 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,779 That's just the world throwing shit at you, 282 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:18,780 and that's what it does when 283 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:19,965 you're on the top of the mountain, 284 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,616 and that's where you are, buddy. 285 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,368 You're on the top, all right? 286 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,079 It's gonna test you, it's gonna tempt you, 287 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,541 but you and Ava... You just gotta stay tight. 288 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,877 - My marriage is none of your fucking business. 289 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,963 Do you understand me? 290 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,508 - Yeah. I got it. 291 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,177 - I know about Michelle. 292 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,012 - What? 293 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,972 - You're gonna kill her. 294 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,727 - Okay, but look. 295 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,729 Really, it benefits all of us. 296 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,855 - Please. - Hey. 297 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,106 - Please no. - Listen to me. 298 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,709 It's gonna really help with the spin-offs. 299 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,152 - No fucking spin-offs. There's no new content. 300 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,796 - As a friend, you've gotta listen to me, okay? 301 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,798 It's not your fault, all right? - What are you talking about? 302 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,800 - Look, you didn't know what that guy was gonna do. 303 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:03,950 - What guy? - Okay, sure. 304 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,618 You put the dog in the room. 305 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,422 - There it is. 306 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,299 There it is. 307 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,468 There's the guy that beat Federer. 308 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,639 You feel that? 309 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,559 That killer instinct? 310 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,603 It's back. 311 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:38,151 - All right, and here we have your sauna, of course, 312 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,695 and this beautiful cascading waterfall 313 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,781 into your private Jacuzzi, 314 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,867 and a gorgeous ten-person shower. 315 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,994 Yeah. 316 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,499 Oh, my God. 317 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,250 - Whew. 318 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,461 - Yeah. 319 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:01,174 Oh. 320 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:04,344 - Uh, it's a whole lot of shower. 321 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,596 - Uh-huh. 322 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,603 - Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 323 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:14,562 We just... I gotta... 324 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,665 We gotta get this out in the open. 325 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,874 We gotta talk. We gotta talk right now, 326 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,233 because I can't take it anymore, 327 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,569 and I think we both know what's going on here. 328 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,698 We are both clearly very hot for each other, 329 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,801 and if we keep meeting in these big, sexy, beautiful homes, 330 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,993 you and I are gonna end up in one of these big showers, 331 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,537 tearing each other's clothes off, 332 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,872 having amazing sex, and coming, like, ten times. 333 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,874 And I can't do that. I am married. 334 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,711 I love my husband, even though that would be incredibly hot 335 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,129 and sexy and sweaty 336 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,922 and all the things that you want it to be. 337 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,340 But it's not gonna happen. 338 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,259 And I'm sorry, sir, but that is... 339 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,386 It's... that's just what it is. 340 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,304 Ugh! 341 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,766 Glad we got that off our chests, huh? 342 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,560 - Uh, yeah. 343 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:57,105 I-I have no idea what you're talking about at all. 344 00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,315 - What? 345 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,668 - So I just thought you'd be a good agent. 346 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,069 I don't... I don't need to come... Ten times? 347 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,197 Was that it? I just need a house. That's... 348 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,258 - You're fucking kidding, right? 349 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,242 - No. - You haven't had the... 350 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,244 You haven't thought the things that I'm... 351 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,080 That I thought? You haven't... 352 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,874 - Not even once. 353 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,334 - Oh. 354 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,961 - You're pretty, though. - Oh, my fucking God. 355 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,157 - Hey. 356 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,588 - Sure I can't get you a drink? 357 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,423 - I'm good, thank you. 358 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,679 - So what's this about? 359 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,684 - I know Ava told you. 360 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,771 That I know about the podcast. 361 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,233 - I think you should come back when Ava's here 362 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,068 and we can all talk about it. 363 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,028 - Yeah. Yeah, no, 364 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,988 I already tried that at the party. 365 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,323 She wasn't interested. 366 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,159 - Well, then that's it. If Ava's out, I'm out. 367 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,494 - Well, just hear me out. 368 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,872 You guys have put me in a really bad spot here. 369 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,791 - We have? - Yeah. 370 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,668 - We're the only three people on the planet 371 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,129 who know who the Westside Ripper is, right? 372 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,524 And the only reason that you guys aren't going to the police 373 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,384 is because of the podcast, but, see, 374 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,178 I don't have the podcast. 375 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,223 So I'm thinking I should just turn this guy in, 376 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,492 otherwise I'm just letting him kill 377 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,435 more innocent people, right? 378 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,311 - He's not killing anyone. 379 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,521 - Are you sure about that? 380 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,190 - Okay, Ruby, let's... Let's... come on. 381 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,525 Let's work together on this. 382 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:09,446 What if... what if we gave you, um... 383 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,698 50,000 per episode? 384 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,870 Do you think I came here to ask you for money? 385 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,247 No, I don't need money. 386 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,042 I want a front-row seat to the Westside Ripper 387 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:25,420 becoming the biggest celebrity on this fucking planet. 388 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,714 - That's what you want? 389 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,883 - I mean, 390 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,218 isn't that why you did it? 391 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,433 - Ava's gonna be back any minute. 392 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,729 - Nate, do you remember what you told me in Vegas 393 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,148 on the dance floor? 394 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:49,402 I would love it if the three of us could do this together. 395 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:52,447 And I was thinking that... 396 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:58,828 Maybe you could talk to Ava about it? 397 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,081 Wouldn't that be fun? 398 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:33,947 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 399 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,156 Hi. I got your message. 400 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,825 - It's all good. Michelle's safe. 401 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:37,992 I talked to Matt. 402 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,160 - Oh, okay. What happened? 403 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,912 - Close your eyes. - Why? 404 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,081 - I'm gonna... Hey, I'm gonna blindfold you. 405 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,350 - You're not putting that on me. 406 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,459 - Well, I gotta... I'm gonna... - No. 407 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,044 - Okay, I gotta put it on in the car. 408 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,146 I gotta... - I'm not putting that on. 409 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,422 - I... just trust me. 410 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,774 I got a surprise for you. - I don't think so. 411 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,734 - Just... just trust me. Just put it on in the car. 412 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,410 - All right. Can't see. - We're almost there. 413 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,310 - You know I'm pregnant, right? - I got you. 414 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,147 - All right. But where are we? 415 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,481 - Okay. 416 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,191 - All right. Come on. 417 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,860 Where are we? - Okay. 418 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,448 - Happy anniversary. 419 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,867 - What? - Our Malibu dream house. 420 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,452 I've been tracking it for a while. 421 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,578 I just pulled the trigger. 422 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,638 It's a lease with an option to buy 423 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,830 in case you don't love it. 424 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,665 - Well, I... of course I love it, 425 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,418 but I think we... can we talk about this for a second? 426 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,671 - Look at this view. Look at this killer view. 427 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,507 Gonna swim with the dolphins out here. 428 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,509 Look at this spot. - Yeah. 429 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,428 - It's amazing, right? - Yeah. 430 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,805 I... 431 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,933 - Gonna have the best summer of our lives here. 432 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,518 Do you like it? 433 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,145 - This is beautiful, babe, but, like, 434 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:50,315 what... what are... What are we doing? 435 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,625 - What do you mean what are we doing? 436 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,360 We're... it's our dream house. 437 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,528 That's what we're doing. 438 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,697 - We have been struggling big time. 439 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,491 I think you know that, right? 440 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,660 And a marriage can only stretch so far before it breaks, 441 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,537 and I don't want us to break. 442 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,931 - Don't worry. We're not gonna break. 443 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,208 No one's breaking here. 444 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,602 - I think this whole fucking situation 445 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,878 has put way more pressure on us 446 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,230 than we actually thought it would, so I... 447 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,589 - Yes. Yeah. 448 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,400 The world is coming at us. That's what it does. 449 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:20,303 It tests you. It tempts you. 450 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,721 - What does that mean? 451 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,266 - It means that we gotta stay tight. 452 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,020 That's why I got us the house. Oh. 453 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,731 - Okay. Babe, it's not about the house. 454 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,584 The house is amazing, but it's not about the house. 455 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,194 It's about us. I want us to be happy. 456 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,570 We haven't been connecting at all. 457 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,531 We were fighting about everything... the burner, 458 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,741 Ruby, the dog... Doesn't that bother you at all? 459 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,577 - What bothers me is that I just made our dreams come true 460 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:45,829 and, for whatever reason, 461 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,455 you wanna focus on busting my balls. 462 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:48,808 That's what's bothering me. - Oh, my... 463 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,226 Why do you have to do this? - It's never enough. 464 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,584 - That's not true. - It is true. 465 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,211 It's been true for 12 years. 466 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,754 - Don't "12 years" me! 467 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,548 - Yeah, you're so busy comparing us 468 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,591 to all your rich friends... The house is too small. 469 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,552 The yard's too small. The car sucks. 470 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,737 - Is that the kind of person you think I am? 471 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,179 You think I am that shallow? 472 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,116 - Does it really matter I didn't make the top ten? 473 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,307 - Oh, my God. 474 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,660 - I'm sorry I didn't make Federer money. 475 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,604 Does it really matter? I'm still the same person. 476 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:11,771 Let me ask you... I'm just curious. 477 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,524 Where's the cutoff to stop loving somebody? 478 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,526 Is it a top ten? The top 20? What is it? 479 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,278 - I have never cared about the money. 480 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,113 I care that you gave up! 481 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,489 - I gave up on tennis? 482 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,574 Are you serious? 483 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,325 I tore my fucking ACL! 484 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,412 - You gave up on life! 485 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,080 You gave up on us! 486 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,418 - Where are you going? 487 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,627 You're leaving? - Yep. 488 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,463 Doesn't feel good, does it? 489 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,465 - Come on. Don't do that. Please. 490 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,967 - Oh, my Go... ahh! 491 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,177 Oh! 492 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,749 kids: Nice shot, Dad. 34562

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