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Chester,
you're not even dressed.
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- The reservation is in 15 minutes.
- Shh!
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He's back.
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Every night
at exactly 8:00 p.m.,
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the well-dressed
blond man appears.
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Chuck and Joanne
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are going to be waiting.
You don't understand!
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Every night, he does this.
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Every single night.
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He steps out of this building,
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walks exactly seven paces,
stops,
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and smiles.
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Honey, I am worried about you.
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Is he trying to communicate
with someone?
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Is he trying
to communicate with me?
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Why is he doing this?!
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But aside from not being able
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to fart in the apartment,
how's living with Quinn?
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Oh, it's great.
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Yep.
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Living with Quinn is great.
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Great, great,
great... great.
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So how bad is it?
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Pretty bad.
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Last night,
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I had just come back
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from my 8:00 fart.
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Sure.
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Go on.
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Still no mail.
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I think they only deliver it
once a day.
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Hey, listen,
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when I moved in here,
I sold all my stuff
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because I know you like
your place as is,
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and I was totally fine
with that.
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Would it be okay
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if instead of using
your coffee mugs,
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we use mine?
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Hmm...
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No.
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Barney, she got rid
of all of her stuff for you.
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Oh, I see what this
is really about.
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Yeah, mugs.
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Coffee?
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Tea?
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Eh, religion.
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This is about the fact
that you don't think
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this relationship
is gonna last.
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That's why you don't want
to throw anything out.
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Because when
that inevitable breakup comes,
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you don't want to buy new mugs.
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That's why I've never
thrown anything out
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for any relationship ever.
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Isn't that right, honey?
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Oh, that's right. I'm alone.
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Lily, here's the thing.
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It's my apartment,
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and I need to assert
my dominance as a man.
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Don't ever say that...
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to any girl ever.
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Too late.
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What did you just say to me?
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- She gave up her apartment for you!
- You said that to her?!
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Okay, you know what?
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I don't have to sit here and
take this from you ladies.
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I'm going to Ted's.
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The man cave,
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where guys can be guys.
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- Assert your dominance?
- It's like you have no respect for women.
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- What is wrong with you?
- You have a mother!
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You guys, too?
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I'm going to the Y for a shvitz.
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No, dude, hold on.
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You're not going anywhere.
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It's trilogy time.
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- Kids, here's the deal-
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It all started a long time ago
in a dorm room far, far away.
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Dude, if we fail
this econ final,
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for the rest of our lives
we're not gonna be able to...
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We won't know how to...
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Do you even know what econ is?
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No idea. We're screwed.
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But there's only one thing
left to do at at time like this.
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Watch the entire Star Wars
trilogy all the way through
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because I haven't done that
in, like, five years.
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Dude, you can't let that happen.
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If you're not trilling it
at least once every three years,
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the Dark Side wins.
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Okay, let's make a pact.
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No matter what,
every three years,
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we sit down
and trill it up big time.
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Agreed?
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A-Greedo.
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Wow.
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2003, I mean...
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What's that gonna be like?
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Hey, Ted.
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Sweet hair.
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I told you it would
eventually stop growing out
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and start growing down.
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Anyway, I'm just working
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on designing
yet another skyscraper.
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And I'm carrying this briefcase
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because now
I'm a successful lawyer...
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I like that.
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Can I make one adjustment?
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With a cool mustache.
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Nice.
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And who knows, by then,
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you and Lily might be engaged.
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Engaged? Bro, I'm gonna do
way better than that.
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Ah, being pregnant
is so much fun.
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I want to do this
four more times.
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Oh, baby, how do you feel
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after spending all day
working on your art,
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since I make enough to
support us both financially?
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Horny.
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I hope we don't
bother you, Ted,
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because even though
we're married and pregnant,
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it still makes sense
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that we all share
adult-sized bunk beds.
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So, Star Wars?
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Sure, I don't have to be at work
until late afternoon-ish
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because my boss appreciates that
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I like to stay up late
drinking and...
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rocking out with our band.
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Did someone say rocking out?
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Whoa, who's the babe?
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That's the best part.
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Guys, you remember
my awesome girlfriend
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who was a virgin until we met?
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Mm-hmm.
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My name's Rhiannon,
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like the Stevie Nicks song.
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I'm hot, but in a crunchy,
earthy kind of way.
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Oh, and I'm from England.
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Nice.
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Okay, Star Wars time.
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But first, we jam.
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Good thing I spent
the last three years
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learning to wail on guitar.
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Babe.
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Yup, our band is
gonna be in demand.
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And luckily,
there'll be plenty of supply.
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Supply? Demand?
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Dude, do you realize
what we just did?
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We used econ.
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We're gonna ace this final.
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We both got zeroes.
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Oh, dude,
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2003 is gonna be awesome.
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"Satisfaction"?
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"Hot Cross Buns."
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Well, keep it up, bro.
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So, you ready to watch
the trilogy?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I really thought
that by now I'd be a lawyer
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with a kick-ass mustache,
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but I still haven't even
gotten into law school,
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and my facial hair
just grows in patchy.
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Just red and patchy.
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Come on.
Your life's not that bad.
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Dude, I manage a Structure.
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But you get 10% off vests.
That's something.
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- The vests are pretty sweet, but, look...
- Yeah.
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Lily and I aren't married.
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We don't have a baby
on the way.
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But we did get
the cool apartment.
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That we can barely afford.
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I mean, I don't see
any way that our lives
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are better now than they
were three years ago.
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Oh, really, Marshall?
Nothing comes to mind?
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By the way, guys, this is Lisa.
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You'll be seeing
a lot more of Lisa.
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And they never saw her again.
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Whassaaaa!
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Okay,
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three years ago,
we had this whole fantasy
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about how great
our lives were gonna be,
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and it didn't pan out.
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But I'm telling you,
three years from now,
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when we're watching
the trilogy in 2006,
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our lives are gonna be awesome.
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Ah, hello, Ted.
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I'm an environmental lawyer now.
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Sure, it's not
the most lucrative field,
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but luckily I have
the cash and prizes
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from my historic seven-week run
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on Wheel of Fortune...
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Can I just make
one little adjustment?
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For which I was knighted
by Her Majesty, the Queen.
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Ah, Lady Aldrin.
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Oh, Sir Marshall.
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I cannot wait to get a house
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down the street
from your parents
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so we can be close to your mom,
whom I get along with now.
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Good, good.
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But here's the best part.
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Rhiannon, hurry!
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Just because I designed
the opera house
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doesn't mean they'll hold
the curtain for us.
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Just kidding.
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Of course it does.
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Take your time, my love.
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Hey, guys, it's me again.
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I'm pretty much
the same as last time,
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only now I'm super-rich
and fancy.
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And it still makes sense
that we all live together.
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What about you, Barney?
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Any predictions for 2006?
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Oh, yeah. Picture it.
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By the way, guys, this is Jody.
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You'll be seeing
a lot more of Jody.
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And they never saw her again.
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Whassaaaa!
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How is that any different
from your life right now?
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It's not. I'm KFC, baby.
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You don't mess
with the Colonel's recipe.
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I want things to stay
exactly the same,
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but with a different hottie.
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'Cause Barney don't slurp
no sloppy seconds,
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especially his own.
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Okay, the bottom line is
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things are gonna get better.
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Well, all I care about is
getting into law school.
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You will.
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2006 is gonna be awesome.
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And look what happened.
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You got into law school,
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just like I said you would.
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See, things aren't so bad.
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Lily left me.
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And now I'll never have
a mustache.
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Baby, there you are.
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I have spent all day thinking
about all the naughty,
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naughty things
you and I are gonna do
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to cheer up Marshall.
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Like what?
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Um...
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Uh, I'll you guys
hang out, okay?
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Um, I'll just be...
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waiting in the bedroom.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean that
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to sound like Ted and I are
gonna do a kind of thing.
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Okay, okay.
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See you.
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Marshall, this will pass.
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Trust me.
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Three years from now...
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Briefcase, lawyer,
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knighthood, mustache,
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all that stuff from before.
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Congratulations, bro.
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And congratulations
to you too, Ted,
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for locking this down.
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You know, it's weird,
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I never thought I
would get married,
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but you talked me into it.
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Or rather, banged me into it.
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You're so good in bed, ooh.
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How is this helping me?
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I'm getting to it.
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In three years, not only
will Lily be back, but...
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It's so nice to be married
to a wonderful guy
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and be carrying his child.
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I think you're being
kind of optimistic, Ted.
267
00:10:38,578 --> 00:10:41,162
Can I make
one little adjustment?
268
00:10:41,164 --> 00:10:45,182
It's so nice to be married
to a wonderful guy
269
00:10:45,184 --> 00:10:46,834
and carrying his child,
270
00:10:46,836 --> 00:10:48,953
and here he is now.
271
00:10:48,955 --> 00:10:51,088
Guys, I want you to meet
272
00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:53,040
some douchey guy named Trey.
273
00:10:53,042 --> 00:10:55,293
- 'Sup, bro?
- Mmm.
274
00:10:55,295 --> 00:10:57,077
I don't know what I love more:
275
00:10:57,079 --> 00:10:58,846
His thick mustache
276
00:10:58,848 --> 00:10:59,931
or his trucker hat.
277
00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:01,966
You know I hate those hats.
278
00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:04,635
Then you're really gonna
hate this sonogram.
279
00:11:07,589 --> 00:11:11,225
Nooo...
280
00:11:11,227 --> 00:11:14,428
ooo...!
281
00:11:15,514 --> 00:11:19,150
A baby in a trucker hat.
That's awesome.
282
00:11:19,152 --> 00:11:20,217
Anyway, Ted's right.
283
00:11:20,219 --> 00:11:22,703
2009's gonna rule.
284
00:11:22,705 --> 00:11:24,705
By the way, guys, this is Maya.
285
00:11:25,089 --> 00:11:27,873
You'll be seeing
a lot more of Maya.
286
00:11:29,631 --> 00:11:31,464
And they never saw her again.
287
00:11:31,631 --> 00:11:32,935
Whassaaaa!
288
00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:34,102
Okay, seriously,
289
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:35,359
at least tell me you're gonna
290
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,784
change the what will by then be
291
00:11:36,785 --> 00:11:38,534
nine-year-old beer
commercial reference.
292
00:11:38,556 --> 00:11:39,488
I mean, come on.
293
00:11:39,506 --> 00:11:40,707
There's got to be
at least one way
294
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:42,292
that you'd like the future
to be different.
295
00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,705
I guess there is one thing.
296
00:11:44,978 --> 00:11:46,794
By the way, guys, this is Maya.
297
00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:48,930
You'll be seeing
a lot more of Maya.
298
00:11:48,932 --> 00:11:51,065
And not because of these these.
299
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:54,218
Because of these.
300
00:11:54,987 --> 00:11:57,188
Back boobs--
the visual stimulation
301
00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:59,273
of missionary meets
the emotional detachment
302
00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:00,608
of doggy-style.
303
00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:01,909
Patent pending.
304
00:12:01,911 --> 00:12:03,277
Whassaaaa!
305
00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:05,312
The point is, Marshall,
306
00:12:05,314 --> 00:12:09,216
this time in three years,
everything is gonna be great.
307
00:12:13,505 --> 00:12:15,506
See? Lily came back.
308
00:12:15,508 --> 00:12:18,626
Of course, Robin and I
didn't end up together.
309
00:12:18,628 --> 00:12:20,711
But I did get engaged.
310
00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:22,513
And left at the altar.
311
00:12:22,515 --> 00:12:24,548
But I did start
my own architectural firm.
312
00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:26,300
And it failed
after a few months.
313
00:12:26,302 --> 00:12:28,302
- Can we put the movie on, please?
- Yeah.
314
00:12:28,304 --> 00:12:29,136
Sure, buddy.
315
00:12:29,138 --> 00:12:30,671
Hey, by the way,
where is Robin?
316
00:12:30,673 --> 00:12:32,523
In the summer of 2009,
317
00:12:32,525 --> 00:12:34,625
Barney and Robin
were secretly dating.
318
00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:37,144
Oh, uh, Barney said she's
taking some extension class
319
00:12:37,146 --> 00:12:38,863
in how to decoupage,
and Barney's taking
320
00:12:38,865 --> 00:12:40,848
a different decoupage class
in the same building.
321
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:43,117
That's why they shared
that cab that one time.
322
00:12:43,119 --> 00:12:46,454
We were idiots.
323
00:12:46,456 --> 00:12:48,355
Wait a minute.
324
00:12:48,357 --> 00:12:52,943
You're saying that Barney Stinson
is at a decoupage class?
325
00:12:54,062 --> 00:12:56,163
That means we can watch
Star Wars on his giant TV!
326
00:12:56,165 --> 00:12:57,999
Punch it, Chewy!
327
00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:04,422
Oh.
328
00:13:04,424 --> 00:13:05,539
You're back from decoupage.
329
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:06,891
What's decoupage?
330
00:13:06,893 --> 00:13:09,593
Oh, uh, yeah, I took that
cab there that one time.
331
00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:11,095
Hold on.
332
00:13:12,514 --> 00:13:15,215
Come on in.
333
00:13:16,268 --> 00:13:18,719
We were hoping we could
watch the trilogy here.
334
00:13:18,721 --> 00:13:21,655
Uh, sure. But, uh...
335
00:13:21,657 --> 00:13:23,891
first go look out
my, uh, bedroom window.
336
00:13:23,893 --> 00:13:25,860
There's a, uh...
337
00:13:25,862 --> 00:13:28,662
naked lady, uh...
338
00:13:28,664 --> 00:13:31,231
jumping up and down
on a mini-trampoline
339
00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:33,951
in the apartment
across the, uh...
340
00:13:33,953 --> 00:13:35,419
street.
341
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:42,843
Get me out of this thing!
342
00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:44,128
There's no time!
343
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,464
Barney, I am not ready for them
to find out about us.
344
00:13:46,466 --> 00:13:48,582
Then you're gonna have to stay
in there for the entire trilogy.
345
00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:50,851
Don't worry. It's
only 382 minutes.
346
00:13:50,853 --> 00:13:52,186
Nerd!
347
00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:57,308
So, where do you guys think
we'll be in three years?
348
00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,093
It'll be 2012.
349
00:13:59,095 --> 00:14:00,978
That's an easy one.
350
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:02,213
Guys, this is Sophia.
351
00:14:02,215 --> 00:14:04,265
You'll be seeing a lot more of...
352
00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:08,018
Okay, that is so weird.
353
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:11,338
I was just trying
to use the force.
354
00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:13,791
Do you think instead
of making a beer
355
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:16,794
fly out of the fridge,
I made that lamp break?
356
00:14:16,796 --> 00:14:18,963
Either that
or the stormtrooper did it.
357
00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:22,833
Oh, the stormtrooper
would never do that.
358
00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:26,353
He knows that lamp costs $1,200.
359
00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:28,789
Anyway, while it's just us guys,
360
00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:31,976
We've all had that same fantasy
361
00:14:31,978 --> 00:14:36,063
about having sex with a girl in
a stormtrooper costume, right?
362
00:14:36,065 --> 00:14:38,732
- Mmm, no.
- Never.
363
00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:40,184
Guys...
364
00:14:40,186 --> 00:14:42,736
come on, no girls around,
just us bros.
365
00:14:42,738 --> 00:14:43,988
Safe space.
366
00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:46,640
Let's stop being polite
and start gettin' real.
367
00:14:47,526 --> 00:14:48,659
Stormtrooper fantasy.
368
00:14:48,661 --> 00:14:50,444
Every guy's had that one, right?
369
00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:53,080
Not even once, no.
No, no, no.
370
00:14:53,082 --> 00:14:55,833
So I'm the weird one?
371
00:14:55,835 --> 00:14:57,484
Yeah.
Yeah.
372
00:14:57,486 --> 00:14:58,786
Yeah.
373
00:14:58,788 --> 00:14:59,870
How about you, Ted?
374
00:14:59,872 --> 00:15:02,823
How's your life gonna
be different in three years?
375
00:15:02,825 --> 00:15:04,842
Oh, you know, the usual.
376
00:15:04,844 --> 00:15:07,094
Gonna meet a nice girl
and get married.
377
00:15:07,096 --> 00:15:09,630
I mean, I know I say that
every year, but...
378
00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:12,466
let's be honest,
in 2012, I'll be 34.
379
00:15:12,468 --> 00:15:14,301
If it still hasn't
happened for me by then,
380
00:15:14,303 --> 00:15:18,389
something is seriously
wrong with me!
381
00:15:27,732 --> 00:15:31,969
Something is seriously wrong
with me.
382
00:15:37,078 --> 00:15:38,445
I can't do this anymore.
383
00:15:38,447 --> 00:15:39,796
I can't keep smiling
384
00:15:39,798 --> 00:15:41,531
and being optimistic
all the time
385
00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:43,866
when all the evidence
points to the contrary.
386
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:46,176
You really think
that three years from now
387
00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:47,658
things aren't gonna be awesome?
388
00:15:47,888 --> 00:15:50,066
I'll tell you what
things are gonna be like
389
00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:52,083
three years from now.
390
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:56,052
Uh, yes, hello. I see
391
00:15:56,086 --> 00:16:00,638
on my frozen entree for one
they printed this number
392
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,341
where I can voice
comments and concerns.
393
00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:06,010
Well, there's more cinnamon
394
00:16:06,012 --> 00:16:08,880
in the cobbler than usual.
395
00:16:08,882 --> 00:16:11,249
No, I like cinnamon.
396
00:16:12,484 --> 00:16:16,688
Oh, you're very welcome
for my comment.
397
00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:20,258
Wait! Uh, don't go.
398
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,927
Um... do you like cinnamon?
399
00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:24,979
Hello? Hello?
400
00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:33,855
Marshall, you want
to watch Star Wars?
401
00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:35,440
No, can do, old bean!
402
00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:36,924
You see, we're up on the Cape
403
00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,309
living the idyllic
family lifestyle
404
00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:39,760
that you've always dreamed of.
405
00:16:39,762 --> 00:16:44,349
Oh, and I'm pregnant
with baby #5!
406
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,317
But baby #4 isn't even out yet.
407
00:16:46,319 --> 00:16:48,069
I'm just that good!
408
00:16:48,071 --> 00:16:49,203
Oh, oh, hold on.
409
00:16:49,205 --> 00:16:50,938
There's somebody wants
to say hello to you.
410
00:16:52,442 --> 00:16:53,658
Hey, Ted.
411
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,877
I just wanted to say
that things are great,
412
00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:58,896
and I'm married to that
douchey guy in the trucker hat.
413
00:16:58,898 --> 00:17:00,331
Whassup, bra?
414
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:03,451
It turns out it was just you
415
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,186
I didn't want to commit to.
416
00:17:06,122 --> 00:17:07,121
Oh,
417
00:17:07,123 --> 00:17:09,624
and I got back boobs.
418
00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:11,642
So things are great!
419
00:17:11,644 --> 00:17:12,944
Buh-bye!
420
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,767
By the way, Ted,
this is Melanie.
421
00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:21,769
You'll be seeing a
lot more of Melanie.
422
00:17:21,771 --> 00:17:23,071
Wait-wait-wait a minute!
423
00:17:23,073 --> 00:17:24,405
Who is Melanie?
424
00:17:24,407 --> 00:17:26,491
Come on, Barney, if there's
one thing I can count on
425
00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:27,775
not to change,
it's you walking in
426
00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:29,360
with some random
girl on your arm.
427
00:17:29,362 --> 00:17:31,779
No. No, I don't want that.
428
00:17:31,781 --> 00:17:33,081
For the first time
429
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,199
in my life, I don't
want to find myself
430
00:17:35,201 --> 00:17:37,168
in three years
with some random girl,
431
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,153
no matter
how many boobs she has.
432
00:17:40,322 --> 00:17:41,889
I want to be with Quinn.
433
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:46,660
Guys...
434
00:17:46,662 --> 00:17:48,880
you're gonna be seeing
a lot more of Quinn.
435
00:17:48,882 --> 00:17:51,349
Dude, we've been to the
Lusty Leopard. We've seen plenty.
436
00:17:51,351 --> 00:17:54,135
I kind of walked into that one.
All right, bye-bye.
437
00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:01,058
What are you doing?
438
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,777
We're living together,
I'm excited about it,
439
00:18:02,779 --> 00:18:04,746
and I'm getting rid of my mugs.
440
00:18:06,064 --> 00:18:07,315
That was mine.
441
00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:09,734
Sorry. I don't know
which are which.
442
00:18:09,736 --> 00:18:13,037
Truth is, I never
drink coffee at home.
443
00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:14,489
This one?
Mm-hmm.
444
00:18:14,491 --> 00:18:16,207
There!
445
00:18:16,209 --> 00:18:18,409
I don't need my coffee mugs
'cause I got yours!
446
00:18:18,411 --> 00:18:20,211
For the rest of my life.
447
00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:22,964
Or as... long as
you'll have me.
448
00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:25,216
We haven't really talked
about the future.
449
00:18:25,218 --> 00:18:27,368
Did I make things awkward?
450
00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:28,803
Just keep smashing mugs.
451
00:18:29,889 --> 00:18:32,256
Or donate them.
452
00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:34,091
Point is,
453
00:18:34,093 --> 00:18:37,011
I plan on being with you
for a long time.
454
00:18:37,013 --> 00:18:38,930
You okay with that?
455
00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:45,386
Sounds great.
456
00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:49,807
Ooh.. Oh!
457
00:18:51,326 --> 00:18:54,695
I am so sorry.
458
00:18:54,697 --> 00:18:55,947
No, no, it's great.
459
00:18:55,949 --> 00:18:59,083
A guy has to be the first one
to let 'er rip.
460
00:18:59,085 --> 00:19:01,169
I was actually hoping
this would happen soon.
461
00:19:01,171 --> 00:19:03,737
I've been crop-dusting
the patio for weeks.
462
00:19:03,739 --> 00:19:05,573
- The patio!
- Mm-hmm.
463
00:19:05,575 --> 00:19:07,575
I've been going
out on the street,
464
00:19:07,577 --> 00:19:10,678
like, exactly this time
every night.
465
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,181
Where are you, blond man?!
466
00:19:13,183 --> 00:19:15,550
Show yourself!
467
00:19:15,552 --> 00:19:18,519
I will be at my mother's.
468
00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:20,754
We're a real couple now,
aren't we?
469
00:19:20,756 --> 00:19:22,807
We are.
470
00:19:29,766 --> 00:19:32,650
Hey, buddy, I get
that you're bummed.
471
00:19:32,652 --> 00:19:35,769
But I got a good feeling
about 2015.
472
00:19:35,771 --> 00:19:38,072
I think that's
gonna be your year.
473
00:19:38,074 --> 00:19:41,042
Kids, that was the one time
I ever lost faith
474
00:19:41,044 --> 00:19:44,278
in the idea that my life
would be better in three years.
475
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,215
And what's funny is,
three years from that moment,
476
00:19:47,217 --> 00:19:49,250
my life was amazing.
477
00:19:49,252 --> 00:19:50,835
All right!
It's trilogy time!
478
00:19:50,837 --> 00:19:52,620
Can I just lodge one complaint?
479
00:19:52,622 --> 00:19:54,055
This is a guy's tradition.
480
00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:56,641
It's kind of a lame move
on Ted's part to bring a chick.
481
00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:59,227
Come on, dude...
cut him some slack.
482
00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:00,478
I know. He loves her.
483
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,147
She is pretty damn cute.
484
00:20:03,149 --> 00:20:05,566
Thank God she takes
after her mother.
485
00:20:05,568 --> 00:20:09,020
All right,
let's watch this thing!
486
00:20:09,022 --> 00:20:10,688
TV...
487
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:14,975
play Star Wars trilogy.
488
00:20:16,578 --> 00:20:19,447
Play Star Wars tril...
489
00:20:19,449 --> 00:20:21,365
You know what?
Screw it.
490
00:20:23,151 --> 00:20:26,687
Okay, you are about to see
something awesome.
491
00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:28,489
And just know this:
492
00:20:28,491 --> 00:20:30,741
Han shot first.
493
00:20:32,044 --> 00:20:34,262
I wonder if things'll
be a lot different
494
00:20:34,264 --> 00:20:37,715
when we watch the trilogy
again in 2018.
495
00:20:37,717 --> 00:20:40,067
I hope not.
496
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,880
Oh, that was awesome.
497
00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:54,317
You were right--
not weird.
498
00:20:54,342 --> 00:20:55,851
No.
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