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Ummm, okay, guys.
So did you see how I did this purple here?
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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX
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It's a mix of blue and red.
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Guys? Hello?
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Okay, there should be no pets in class.
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I've told you that before.
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Miss Santos?
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Hi, Gene. Hey.
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I painted my Corgi .
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Oh wow.
I really love that.
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That's very lifelike.
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He was peeing in the backyard.
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Okay, nice.
Great job.
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But, I'm out of paint.
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Are you sure?
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I'm out of paint, too.
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Everyone, remember what I taught
you about light brushstrokes?
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I just put big globs of paint.
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Okay, so who else is out of paint here?
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Oh, boy.
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Okay, so I promise I'll
get everyone more paints.
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But you have to make it last, okay?
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Because we have another eight weeks to go.
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Okay, so what are we?
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ARTISTS!
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That's right.
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Okay, great job, everyone.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Bye.
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I made it, Trish.
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I'm on, Spotify.
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The Life and Times of Adrian Lee.
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Play track one.
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Later, babe. I'm just so starving,
and I still got to pick up paint.
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It's important Trish. Please.
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Okay, let's see.
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Hey Girl, It's Adrian.
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And I just want you to know.
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I'm gonna fly.
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-I'm flying so-oh-oh-oh-olo
-This is pretty smooth.
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-I'm flying so-oh-oh-oh-olo
-I like it.
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Girl, we've been together six long years
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but I can't do this anymore. I gotta spread
my wings an fly. It's not you, it's me.
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-I'm flyin so-oh-oh-oh-olo
-This song is about me.
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Remember when we were in college?
How you'd stay up all night painting and
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and I'd write songs and we'd drink Four
Lokos and then do it on the roof?
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I need some of that artistic passion back.
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I paint, like, all the time.
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Yeah, with your students.
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You haven't even touched the blank
canvases that my parents bought you.
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I'm waiting for the right ideas.
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No, Trish, I just can't
settle for an ordinary life.
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Wow.
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Ordinary.
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I'm literally nurturing the creativity of the next
generation during a global shutdown
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Don't use the kids as an excuse.
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Look, Trish, your lack of ambition
is just messing with my Chi.
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I can't do this anymore.
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So that's it, then?
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No. We still have our memories.
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And I'll never forget the time
that we spent together.
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Yeah, okay.
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Wait, Trish.
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Trish.
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Will you...
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...post about my album
on your social media?
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That's a no.
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OK.
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"Would you take me with you, Seymour?"
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"Oh, I couldn't very well
go without you, Audrey."
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"Why not?"
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"Because I'm in love with you, Audrey."
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"I'm in love with you, too, Seymour."
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"FEED ME"
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"What did you say?"
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"I was just kidding."
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It's pellet time.
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I'm busy, Mom.
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Why didn't you answer my texts?
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I thought you were kidnapped.
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Adrian broke up with me.
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Oh, that's a bastard.
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Oh he's just like your father.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Who, according to Facebook, is now dating
someone extremely age inappropriate.
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MOM, I don't want to talk about it.
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God, are you even listening?
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That's it!
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I know what I'm getting you for your 30th.
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Nothing. Don't get me anything.
I want nothing.
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I'm signing you up for a virtual
speed dating experience.
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Hoho! I heard about it on the View. Girl,
everyone is doing it.
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Mom, no.
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No. Absolutely not. Uh uh.
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Oooh, you can't stop me.
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Hey, Gary.
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Well howdy neighbor.
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Back so soon?
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Yeah, my kids used up all their paint again,
so I'm gona need, like, six more jugs.
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Yeah, sorry Trish. No can do.
There's a nationwide paint shortage.
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Yeah, everyone and their mother started
painting during the lockdown.
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Distributors are dry.
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No, no, Patches. If I don't get more paint, then
my students can't make art, which means.
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That I can't teach.
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And if I lose my job, well,
then I'll just be a total failure
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which means that Adrian was right about me,
and that is just totally, totally
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Unacceptable.
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That's heavy.
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You want a drink?
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What kind?
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I call it: Patches' Place.
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It's a work in progress.
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Is this legal?
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You want a drink or not?
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Yeah, just make it strong.
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I think you're being too
hard on yourself, Trish.
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Failure happens on the road to success.
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Not this road.
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This road just leads to me dying alone like
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some old withered paintbrush
with dried-up, crusty bristles.
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COUGHS
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UGH. Whoa, that is not a cosmo.
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Ya said "make it strong."
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Yeah, it's a figure of speech.
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I'm just gonna head home.
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I think I have some more crying to do, so.
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Hey, I just remembered someone
who may have paint for sale.
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Dr. Hoffman Garcia.
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What's a mind painter?
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I think you should ask him that.
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He's got a nice little
studio out in the woods.
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Well, that definitely
sounds like a murderer, so.
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Nah, he's cool.
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I met him in prison art class.
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He changed my life.
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Cool.
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Thanks, Patches.
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Hey!
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No sleeping in Patch's place, man.
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Buy a drink or get out.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Anybody here?
Hello?
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Excuse me?
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Ah, excuse me? Sir?
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I'm here to buy some paint.
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HEY!
Excuse me!
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WHOA! Patches sent me.
Patches?
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Patches?
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Patches, I love that dude.
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Yeah, he said you mixed your own paint?
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Hell Yeah! Come on.
Come on over here.
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Don't worry about this.
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I was just paint-bashing my feelings.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Okay.
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Thank you so much.
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You're a total lifesaver.
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Painters need paint.
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Well, it's not actually for me.
It's for my students.
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I'm an art teacher.
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You are whatever you think you are.
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Right.
Okay.
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So how much do I owe you?
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Let's see...
Will Forty bucks do it, or?
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Wow, you're really
living the dream out here, huh?
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*grunts ♪
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By the way, what's a mind painter?
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A mind painter is a person
who creates their own reality.
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Cool.
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Can you elaborate?
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No.
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Have you ever shown
your work in a gallery?
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I always wanted to show my work in a
gallery, but it's probably too late now.
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Time is only an illusion.
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Well, it feels pretty real
when you're turning 30.
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Am I right?
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See this beauty?
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I started this three years ago.
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Wow. I love it.
It's beautiful.
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ARGHH
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AGHHH
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You can always start over.
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Is it something I said?
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What's all this?
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This is the way of the mind painter.
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Oh. Okay.
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And who's Annie?
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It is time for the birthday girl's present.
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Happy birthday to you!
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I think we're good on that, Nico.
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"I think we're good with that Nico"
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I thought it was beautiful.
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Thank you.
Happy birthday, Trish.
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They're extra magic.
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Try one.
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Oh, okay.
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Slow down, girl.
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Wait, how strong are those?
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5 grams per brownie.
No biggie.
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Okay, it's time for mine.
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You're gonna love it.
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What's this?
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Is it a pillow?
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No, it's better.
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It's a boyfriend pillow.
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Ohhhh.
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Okay.
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You don't like it?
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No, I love it.
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It's interesting.
Okay, I got it when
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Jay and I broke up
and it was a life saver.
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She spritzed it with Drakkar Noir
and pretended it was Drake.
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And it worked like a charm.
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She really wore that thing out.
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You nasty
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Thank you both. Really.
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This is such a weird time to turn 30.
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And having you both here
makes me feel less alone.
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I think it's about that time.
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Is it that time?
Time to get funky on the dance floor.
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We're dancing? Get your ass up.
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"What Kind of World" plays
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OK Girl. Our Uber's here.
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If you need anything, call us.
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No I'm good, I'm good.
Never better.
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Trish, you need to stop this.
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It's easy for you to say.
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Being a rabbit is no hop in the park.
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Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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How do I do that?
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You could start by listening to
Dr. Garcia's tapes.
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Wait, you think I really should?
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Anything's better than this pity party.
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Don't do it, Trish.
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He might be trying to hypnotize you.
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Yeah, good point.
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Good point?
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You're going to take advice from a rabbit?
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You're a rabbit, too.
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Yeah, good point.
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Wait, guys, just tell me,
what should I do?
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Listen to the tapes.
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Don't listen to the tapes.
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"The Way of the Mind Painter,
by Doc Garcia"
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Hola, Mija.
With these tapes, I'm going to teach you
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by guiding you on a journey
through your mind.
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So, if you're ready-
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Cough Cough
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Sigh. If you are ready-
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Cough Cough
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Aw shit.
I'll just edit this later.
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Now take a deep breath and exhale. Ahhhhhh
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Next breath inhale
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Exhale
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Let your environment dissolve around you.
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Imagine someplace that scares you.
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My abuelito taught me to face my fears
when I was five.
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He took me to a Tijuana graveyard on
Dia de los Muertos.
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He made me sleep
on a tombstone all by myself.
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I was terrified.
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But the next morning,
I was cured of my fear.
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00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:47,083
So if you want to evolve,
look straight into the darkness.
265
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:58,666
SCREAM
266
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,125
GROANING
267
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,000
Oh my God.
268
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,125
Don't be afraid.
269
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:21,083
It's only scary if you give it power.
270
00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:23,366
Okay, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
271
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:25,991
I want this to end right now.
272
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,791
Stop.
273
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,208
Thanks a lot, guys.
274
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,833
We'll definitely discuss this later.
275
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:59,958
Alarm clock beeping
276
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,450
Happy birthday.
277
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:16,783
Happy official birthday.
Um, one time for the birthday bish
278
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:19,366
Two time for the birthday bish
279
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,575
Okay, I love you so much.
280
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,616
Do all the birthday girl things.
281
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:28,241
Oh, and just don't go look
on your Facebook right now, okay?
282
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:29,325
I love you.
Have a good day.
283
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,541
Bye.
284
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:51,958
Happy birthday boo.
Rise and shine.
285
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,950
Five more minutes, please.
286
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,658
I know you're deep into your 20s, so I
went on and I wrote you a birthday song.
287
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,200
Can it wait till after coffee?
288
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,958
It cannot.
289
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:09,116
We're flying together
290
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,875
And we're going to make it rain
291
00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:18,333
BABE! I love you, but all
I want for my birthday is to sleep in.
292
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,116
Yeah.
I'm sorry
293
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,491
I was just up all night
working on my syllabus.
294
00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:27,825
I just need some coffee and then
we can hang out all day.
295
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:28,950
What do you think?
296
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,616
Oh, I think you got morning breath.
297
00:20:30,666 --> 00:20:32,158
That's what I think.
No I don't.
298
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,950
It's okay, though.
299
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,741
No, it's fine.
No I don’t! OK now I’m up and I want a kiss
300
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:37,916
No, it's okay.
It's my birthday.
301
00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:46,533
Morning, everyone.
302
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,333
Morning.
303
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,583
Are you okay, Miss Santos?
304
00:20:52,791 --> 00:20:55,116
Yeah, I'm fine.
305
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,750
I had a birthday last night.
306
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,200
Did everyone get their paint?
307
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,866
Are you sure you're okay, Ms.
Santos?
308
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,491
You don't look so good.
309
00:21:04,541 --> 00:21:07,250
You look sad.
310
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,375
Guys, be honest.
311
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,491
Is there something wrong with me?
312
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:15,791
No, you're my favorite teacher.
313
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,291
I just feel like I'm doomed, you know?
314
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,491
Like, I just turned 30 and I
still have a ton of student debt.
315
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:26,200
And my greatest accomplishment so far has
316
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:31,000
been having a YouTube video that went
kind of viral, like three years ago now.
317
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:36,208
By the way, it's just like, how am I
supposed to meet someone during lockdown?
318
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,366
Maybe you could go on a Minecraft server.
319
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:41,991
I don't play minecraft.
320
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:43,750
Then maybe animal crossing.
321
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,708
Yeah, Animal Crossing
one hundred percent
322
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:50,325
Guys, I don't play any video
games at all, okay?
323
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:55,250
Miss Santos? Sometimes when I'm sad,
I take a walk.
324
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,666
Yeah.
Thanks, Gene.
325
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,708
You know, that's actually
a really good idea.
326
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,033
I think I'll try that.
327
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:09,075
Okay, everyone, can you just
get out your paintbrushes?
328
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:13,700
We're going to do some free
painting time now, okay?
329
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:18,041
All right, everyone, just go for it.
330
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,416
See you around.
331
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:44,708
Clouds need friends too.
332
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:50,741
We all need a friend.
Now with a clean, dry brush.
333
00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:54,541
And I have several of them here, I'm
going to just blend this out a little.
334
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:58,450
Not touching the top at all yet.
335
00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:59,541
Phone Buzzing
336
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,741
Hi, mom.
337
00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:06,833
It's time for your present.
338
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:08,075
You're not serious.
339
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,491
I am serious, and it's
a non-refundable Groupon.
340
00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:11,950
So you're doing it.
341
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,658
Mom, I'm not ready to speed date.
342
00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:17,866
I mean, honestly, I'm not even ready
to change out of these sweatpants.
343
00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:20,158
You just have to get back on the horse.
344
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,200
It's the best cure for heartbreak.
345
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,033
Mom, I'm not doing a speed date.
346
00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:25,325
It's non refundable.
347
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:27,616
Besides, I'm already on thin ice
348
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:30,658
with Groupon after that Catalina
wine mixer went off the rails.
349
00:23:30,708 --> 00:23:33,116
Okay, fine.
Let's do this, Okay?
350
00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:34,616
Goodie.
351
00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:37,408
Now go get some makeup on that pretty
352
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,791
little face of yours,
and let's get us a man.
353
00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:51,491
Hi, I'm here for the virtual speed date.
Hey, me, too.
354
00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:54,700
Hi, I'm Trish.
Then I just got done talking to big-STATIC-
355
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,241
I can't hear you.
356
00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:59,583
nasty, and- STATIC
357
00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:02,166
Sorry, what?
358
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:04,541
I can't hear you.
359
00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:07,041
STATIC - no eyebrows.
360
00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:14,116
What's good, my dude?
361
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,541
Uhhhhhhh - chuckles
362
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:19,575
Hi, I'm Trish.
363
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,416
Copy.
364
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:22,575
How's your night going?
365
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:23,533
Good.
366
00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:26,908
OK, for some reason, I feel like this
just maybe isn't a good time.
367
00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:29,408
We got flanked by two snipers.
368
00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:34,575
Well, I actually wanted
to be Trini as a kid.
369
00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:37,616
I was not expecting you to be
a Ranger fan.
370
00:24:37,666 --> 00:24:40,158
Not as much as you,
I don't think-
371
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:43,283
Yeah, it's Just something I do for fun.
372
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:47,491
But, you know, maybe sometime you could
come take a look at my command center.
373
00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:49,500
Uhhhhh
374
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,408
I'm talking about my penis.
375
00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,625
OK.
376
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,000
Shhhhhhhh.
377
00:24:56,875 --> 00:24:59,033
What's your blood type?
378
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:00,250
I...
379
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,833
Oh, hello.
380
00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:05,500
Hello?
381
00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:07,075
You know what?
382
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,158
I have to go.
383
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:10,616
Oh, great. It's great to meet you.
Have a lovely day.
384
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:12,000
Okay, bye.
385
00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:14,075
Now look.
386
00:25:14,125 --> 00:25:16,450
See it?
Seventy-two, Topps.
387
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:19,116
I honestly don't know anything
about baseball-
388
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,908
Watch this.
389
00:25:20,958 --> 00:25:23,916
Look at his finger.
390
00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:24,833
Uh huh?
391
00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:26,750
Middle finger.
392
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,991
Hahahahah. Billy.
393
00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:32,666
Still the king.
394
00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:35,491
Hey, nice to meet you, Trish.
395
00:25:35,541 --> 00:25:36,783
How's your night going?
396
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:37,825
Eh
397
00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:41,200
Yeah, I appreciate the honesty.
398
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,866
Everyone on here is so fake.
399
00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:46,616
God, there are so many
weirdos, too.
400
00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:48,575
Right? What is wrong with people?
401
00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:50,533
I think everyone's maybe just, like,
402
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:54,033
going crazy because we're all just
stuck in our fish bowls?
403
00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:57,533
Hahaha right. Yeah, their fish bowls.
404
00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:00,491
I know, right?
Yeah.
405
00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:03,991
Wow, you have amazing skin.
406
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,583
Oh, thank you.
407
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:08,241
My mom actually says I
have great -
408
00:26:08,291 --> 00:26:15,866
Question: Have you ever wanted to make
an extra 20 to 60 grand a year?
409
00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:17,366
Uhhhhh
410
00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:21,825
Because I have an opportunity for you
that I think you're going to like-
411
00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:24,825
Okay, does this opportunity involve
buying stuff from you
412
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,750
and selling
it to other people?
413
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:31,250
Well, that's a bit simplistic.
414
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:36,166
It's Moonbeam Organic skin cream.
415
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:52,708
There's something about you
that just really creeps me out.
416
00:26:58,125 --> 00:26:59,500
There we go.
417
00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:02,041
That is way less threatening.
418
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,875
No, I'm not going to finish the tape.
419
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,583
I really don't feel like it.
420
00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:10,575
The pillow is right, Trish.
421
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:12,325
You're afraid to be a painter.
422
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:15,000
Can you please stay out of this?
423
00:27:23,458 --> 00:27:25,700
Okay.
I'm gonna finish the tape.
424
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,000
Is everyone happy?
425
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:36,083
Doc Garcia: Like I was saying,
stare into the darkness.
426
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,616
If you run, it'll keep chasing you
427
00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:55,458
But if you stop and face it,
you'll become stronger than ever.
428
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:10,291
Fear crumbles when we face
it with a smile or a hug.
429
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:23,541
Please insert the next
cassette to continue.
430
00:28:49,416 --> 00:28:51,000
Good morning.
431
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:15,033
Morning, everyone. Morning.
432
00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:16,750
Hi.
433
00:29:17,666 --> 00:29:19,491
How's everyone's paintings coming along?
434
00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:20,575
Terrible.
435
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,241
I don't know what to paint.
436
00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:23,950
Neither do I.
437
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,166
Yeah, I already painted
everything that I could think of.
438
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,741
You know what?
439
00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:32,708
Actually, I have a really great
solution to unlock your creativity.
440
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:36,416
Has anyone ever visualized before?
441
00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,658
Okay, so I want everyone to close their
442
00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:44,658
eyes and I want you to picture
something really scary.
443
00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:46,491
Like spider fingers?
444
00:29:46,541 --> 00:29:48,783
Yeah, spider fingers will work.
445
00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:51,825
Just whatever terrifies you personally.
446
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:57,625
Okay, let's all take an inhale
and then exhale.
447
00:29:57,666 --> 00:30:00,283
And you're in your bedroom at night,
448
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:04,083
but there's nobody else around,
and it's pitch black.
449
00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:10,291
You walk down the hallway and you
notice that there's fog everywhere.
450
00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:13,583
Very mysterious and very spooky.
451
00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:15,200
You can't see where you're going.
452
00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:16,575
And then all of a sudden you hear
453
00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:20,783
a crackly, screechy,
scary noise in the corner.
454
00:30:20,833 --> 00:30:24,700
And all of a sudden,
it's coming closer and closer to you.
455
00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:27,158
And you try to stop and turn around,
456
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:29,283
but all of a sudden,
your feet are rooted to the ground.
457
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:33,083
And you try to scream but you can't get
a scream out, and it's coming closer.
458
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:37,116
Oh, ok, guys, this is just make believe.
459
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:38,991
We're about to get to the good part so-
460
00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:39,908
I'm scared!
461
00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:44,166
Does anyone want to watch
some funny cartoons?
462
00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,041
Crap.
463
00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:53,533
Dr. Garcia: Tell you what.
464
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:55,283
Life is freaking short.
465
00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:57,658
If you spend your time trying to please
466
00:30:57,708 --> 00:31:00,291
other people, when are you
going to please yourself?
467
00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:01,575
In fact, screw it.
468
00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:02,708
Why please anyone?
469
00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:04,533
People can accept you.
470
00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:07,908
Or not, but either way, not your problem.
471
00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:08,908
That's it!
472
00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:12,791
Mija, You need to have
the cojones to be disliked.
473
00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:18,033
I wasted years doing shit I thought would
make me look cool in my homies' eyes.
474
00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:20,533
But I got two words for you:
Fuck that.
475
00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:22,783
I don't do shit to please other people.
476
00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:24,625
And neither should you.
477
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,366
Trish.
Trish?
478
00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,000
Trish, you all right?
479
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:01,116
You want a Popsicle or something?
480
00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:04,833
No, I just came here
to tell you something.
481
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,450
I'm over you.
482
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,783
Okay, cool.
483
00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:11,908
No, I'm really really over you.
484
00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:14,033
Yeah, I'm glad. That's awesome.
485
00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:15,791
Good because I am.
486
00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:17,616
Is that all, or?
487
00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:19,291
Ugh. "Is that all?"
488
00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:21,125
See, that's the kind of condescending crap
489
00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:23,333
that I don't even have
to put up with anymore.
490
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,075
Uh, look, I got to finish this
491
00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:26,866
popsicle before it melts so-
492
00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:27,750
See this?
493
00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:29,658
A painting?
494
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,991
No, it's not just a painting, Adrian.
495
00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:33,533
It's my painting.
496
00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:35,200
Because I'm painting again.
You want me to call my friend?
497
00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:36,875
Because I'm an artist and I'm facing
498
00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:40,241
my fears because this old guy in the woods
has been helping me and it's just-
499
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:42,408
You want me to call my friend who
works at an art gallery?
500
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:44,200
In other words, I don't need you.
501
00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:44,833
Okay?
502
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:49,500
Um. What was the last part again?
503
00:32:49,541 --> 00:32:52,625
My friend Emily. She works at a gallery.
She might want to rep your stuff.
504
00:32:53,541 --> 00:32:56,616
Uhhh, sure.
Yeah, I guess that would be okay.
505
00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:58,750
Okay, cool.
506
00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:00,791
Thank you.
507
00:33:02,541 --> 00:33:04,250
Awesome.
508
00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:07,041
Sent.
509
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,166
Anything else?
510
00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:16,333
No, think that'll do it.
511
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:19,625
Good day to you, sir.
512
00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:28,708
She came crawling back to me.
513
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:34,041
But she will never get
to lick my popsicle.
514
00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:37,208
Damn, that's good.
515
00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:39,458
Oh my God. Oh my GOD.
516
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:41,991
Hello?
517
00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:43,825
Trish speaking.
518
00:33:43,875 --> 00:33:45,783
Miss Santos, it's Principal Baker.
519
00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:46,825
Oh, my gosh.
520
00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:47,991
Hi.
521
00:33:48,041 --> 00:33:50,125
Is everything okay?
522
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:52,458
Some parents called and they said that you
523
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:56,083
terrified the students
with some kind of witchcraft.
524
00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:58,708
No, it's nothing like that.
525
00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:03,783
We were just doing visualizations to help
the kids access their creativity.
526
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:06,166
Shush, I don't care.
527
00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:09,741
Your job is to stick to the syllabus
and keep the parents happy.
528
00:34:09,791 --> 00:34:10,950
Okey Dokey?
529
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,575
Yep. Okey Dokey.
530
00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:14,283
The school board is always looking for any
531
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,991
excuse to trim the budget.
532
00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:18,741
And right now, the art department,
it's looking like a hunk of fat.
533
00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:20,208
Understood.
534
00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:22,491
It won't happen again.
535
00:34:22,541 --> 00:34:24,791
Better not. Thank you.
536
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,041
Oh, my God.
537
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,916
What are you staring at?
538
00:34:49,708 --> 00:34:50,783
Hey, mom.
539
00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:53,825
How were the speed dates?
540
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:57,458
They were fine, but- Actually,
no, they really sucked.
541
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,533
But that's not why I'm calling.
542
00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:01,200
I'm super worried about my job.
543
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,408
I just got this this call-
544
00:35:02,458 --> 00:35:05,708
You gotta put yourself out there hon.
You can't expect Mr. Fabulous
545
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,450
to waltz right in and sweep you
off your feet
546
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,241
Mom are you even listening?
That's not what I'm talking about.
547
00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:13,708
Still, dating at my age, honey, it is not easy-
548
00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:31,700
Welcome back.
549
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:35,791
This time I want you
to imagine a desert oasis.
550
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:43,500
Anxiety dries up creativity faster
than vomit on Venice Boardwalk.
551
00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:50,291
Your mind must become still.
552
00:36:00,041 --> 00:36:03,991
Ms. Santos? It's Principal Baker.
553
00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:08,533
Ms. Santos? Ms. Santos?
554
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,291
Agh! Oh my God.
555
00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,458
Happy birthday honey!
556
00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,375
Oh God, not you-
557
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:18,250
I said SHUT UP!
558
00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:22,950
Girl, we've been dating for six long years-
559
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,375
Oh my God! Help! HELP!
It's quicksand, help!
560
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:37,450
HELP! HELP!
I DON'T WANNA DIE OUT HERE!
561
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:41,875
Hey! HEY!
You still with me or what?
562
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:53,250
Stop listening to all the voices in your
head - you got to float above them.
563
00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:54,783
Sink or float, mija.
564
00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:57,416
It's up to you.
565
00:37:33,541 --> 00:37:35,866
Hello?
Why did you hang up on me?
566
00:37:35,916 --> 00:37:39,458
Sorry, mom.
I just got a little frustrated earlier.
567
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:42,033
But I'm free to listen now.
568
00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:46,250
Okay, who is this and what
did you do with my daughter?
569
00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:48,625
Haha. Very funny.
570
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:52,366
I'm just trying to relax.
It's no biggie.
571
00:37:52,416 --> 00:37:56,083
Okay, well, I just wanted to check
and make sure that you were good.
572
00:37:56,125 --> 00:37:58,825
We're good, mom. Great.
573
00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:01,741
Because yesterday I got
into a fight with my neighbor.
574
00:38:01,791 --> 00:38:06,166
He keeps watering my plants
and he won't stop.
575
00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:12,533
And I told him, look,
don't do that right now.
576
00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:13,333
We're not talking.
577
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,950
We passed each other
in the freaking hallway.
578
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,708
No idea.
579
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,625
Got this whole cold shoulder thing going on.
580
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,666
It's kind of funny.
581
00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:24,625
You have no idea.
582
00:38:24,666 --> 00:38:27,291
And I told her I am not giving up sugar.
583
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:30,033
I can't give up sugar what are you, crazy?
584
00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:32,700
Sugar is life!
585
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:34,866
I thought the second date would be okay,
586
00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:39,625
but then he started
talking about Bitcoin.
587
00:38:40,791 --> 00:38:43,041
Bitcoin?
588
00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:45,291
You have no idea.
589
00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:48,333
No idea.
Okay, honey.
590
00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:51,916
Well, you know what?
I've kept you too long.
591
00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:53,908
All right.
I love you.
592
00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:56,416
Love you, too. Bye.
593
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:11,625
I know you're asking yourself: Doc G,
why bother making these tapes. Haha. Ready?
594
00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:14,833
I'm making them because
595
00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:21,875
I don't want you to suffer
the same lessons I did.
596
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:28,700
Hey.
Wow.
597
00:39:28,750 --> 00:39:30,666
Looks like business is booming.
598
00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:32,500
Living the dream.
599
00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:33,666
Did you get your paint?
600
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:38,583
I did, yeah,
man, it is the best paint I've ever used.
601
00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:42,208
Right on.
All right, catch you later.
602
00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:43,908
Bye Gary.
603
00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:46,666
Come on Gary, I believe you can do it, buddy.
604
00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:48,666
Come on.
605
00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:55,583
Hey, I think I saw you the other day.
Oh, yeah!
606
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,416
Yeah, I think I saw you, too.
607
00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:00,166
Yeah.
Cool.
608
00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:01,958
Cool.
609
00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:05,991
All right, well, I'll see you around.
610
00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:08,583
Yeah, see you around.
611
00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:10,333
Cool.
612
00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:18,708
Bingo.
613
00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:29,333
This next one is a frickin doozy.
614
00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:44,666
When you focus on good shit, your
world becomes full of more good shit.
615
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:54,833
When you focus on negative shit, well,
you get that, too.
616
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,333
Even when things are bad,
you got to imagine a better future.
617
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:08,541
Even if it seems impossible
618
00:41:11,666 --> 00:41:16,375
because one snowflake
can lead to a blizzard.
619
00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:34,625
Wow.
That was heavy.
620
00:41:35,916 --> 00:41:38,375
I feel so bad for Steve.
621
00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:40,166
Miranda is such a hater.
622
00:41:40,208 --> 00:41:44,783
Like, if the dude is happy being
a bartender, stop trying to change him.
623
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,291
Uh huh.
624
00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:50,325
I need to stop rewatching that damn show.
625
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:53,250
Sorry.
Can you not move so much, please?
626
00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:55,291
You are pretty serious about this.
627
00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:59,250
I haven't seen you this
focused since college.
628
00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:01,825
Actually, let's take five.
629
00:42:01,875 --> 00:42:03,583
Okay.
630
00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:09,908
Dang, that's really good. Thanks.
631
00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:11,033
Wow.
632
00:42:11,083 --> 00:42:14,033
Yeah, I feel like I've been
on kind of a roll lately.
633
00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:17,583
Well, that makes one of us.
634
00:42:19,416 --> 00:42:22,583
I haven't been able to accomplish
anything for, like, months.
635
00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:26,875
I can't even get motivated
to watch a new show.
636
00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:31,166
Actually, I have something
that I think is going to help.
637
00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:32,916
Okay.
638
00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:36,991
Voila.
639
00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:41,950
Oh, so you're making mixtapes now?
640
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,375
Uh, no, they're guided visualizations.
641
00:42:46,416 --> 00:42:50,291
So I know this sounds crazy,
but I've been listening to them every day
642
00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:52,866
and I swear to God, they really
get the creative juices flowing.
643
00:42:52,916 --> 00:42:54,700
Like, I think they're going to help you.
644
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:55,950
Where did you get these?
645
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,416
Just a friend of a friend.
646
00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:59,708
But you're totally welcome to borrow them.
647
00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:01,033
Okay, sure.
648
00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:02,708
Thanks.
649
00:43:03,291 --> 00:43:05,125
Trish, I'm serious.
650
00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:08,708
It's like my life is
freaking Groundhog's Day.
651
00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:11,166
I need a change. Right.
652
00:43:11,208 --> 00:43:13,325
So I think that you
should try something new.
653
00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:15,250
Okay. So you're going to want
to start with this one.
654
00:43:15,291 --> 00:43:17,625
It's kind of scary when you first start.
655
00:43:17,666 --> 00:43:19,825
Trish, enough with the tapes, okay?
656
00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:21,658
I feel like you aren't
even listening to me.
657
00:43:21,708 --> 00:43:23,583
Oh, my God.
Of course I'm listening.
658
00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:27,125
Okay, then what did I just say?
659
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:28,500
Um, that you're...
660
00:43:28,541 --> 00:43:30,741
...rewatching Groundhog's Day?
661
00:43:30,791 --> 00:43:35,741
Okay, I'm going to go and I'll
see you later, all right?
662
00:43:35,791 --> 00:43:38,208
Sloan, don't go.
663
00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:41,125
What about the painting?
664
00:43:41,541 --> 00:43:43,825
All right, it's a big day.
665
00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:48,000
It's time for our positive vibes art show.
666
00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:51,991
Who wants to go first?
667
00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:54,250
Let's see what you guys painted.
668
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:56,866
All right, Gene, what have you got for us?
669
00:43:56,916 --> 00:44:00,950
I painted a monster that I saw
in my scary visualization.
670
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,033
Oh, I love it.
671
00:44:03,083 --> 00:44:05,866
What's going on with the
green sky back there?
672
00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:07,908
That's a fart storm.
673
00:44:07,958 --> 00:44:10,458
Giggles
674
00:44:13,791 --> 00:44:15,416
Hey, guys.
675
00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:18,125
I want to say sorry about the last class.
676
00:44:18,166 --> 00:44:21,125
I think that visualization
was just way too scary.
677
00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:25,541
So today I just want to talk
about things that make us smile.
678
00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:29,250
Okay, so what kind of things
make you guys smile?
679
00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:31,991
Minecraft. Sims. Mario Maker.
680
00:44:32,041 --> 00:44:33,991
I like dog man.
681
00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:35,783
I like 3D printing.
682
00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:38,866
I really like Hide and seek.
683
00:44:38,916 --> 00:44:41,291
Does anyone like doing things outside?
684
00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:44,033
I mostly just stare at a screen all day.
685
00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:45,458
How does that make you feel?
686
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:46,750
Very bored.
687
00:44:46,791 --> 00:44:49,033
I forgot what it's like to be outside.
688
00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:53,708
I think I missed about, like,
I got to see my friends at recess.
689
00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:56,991
I kind of missed I missed that. Yeah.
690
00:44:57,041 --> 00:45:01,750
I mean, why are we stuck
inside all the time, right?
691
00:45:01,791 --> 00:45:06,033
We're meant to breathe fresh
air and play in the sun.
692
00:45:06,083 --> 00:45:06,991
Okay, you know what?
693
00:45:07,041 --> 00:45:11,666
I think that today we should all take
a few minutes to go play outside.
694
00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,458
Yes.
695
00:45:16,791 --> 00:45:18,666
I love art class.
696
00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:19,708
Okay, everyone.
697
00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:20,825
So have fun.
698
00:45:20,875 --> 00:45:21,866
Just take a few minutes,
699
00:45:21,916 --> 00:45:26,958
and I want you to come right back
and want you to paint what you feel.
700
00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:30,166
Guys?
Hello?
701
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:53,708
Hello?
Trish?
702
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:55,083
Principal Baker. Hi.
703
00:45:55,125 --> 00:45:59,541
Did you tell your students that they could
leave class and go outside and play?
704
00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:06,291
Well, not in so many words,
but essentially, yes.
705
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:09,416
Ohhh right. You're fired.
Wait, what?
706
00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:11,866
Trish, you had one job.
707
00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:13,250
Keep the kids indoors.
708
00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:14,666
Safe at a computer.
709
00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:18,825
Okay, look, I'm really sorry, but I was
honestly just trying to inspire them.
710
00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:20,166
It's an online art class.
711
00:46:20,208 --> 00:46:22,333
It's not Dead Poet's Society.
Oh, come on.
712
00:46:22,375 --> 00:46:23,666
That movie's a classic.
713
00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,458
HR will be in contact with you.
714
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:26,708
Goodbye.
715
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,458
Wait.
716
00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:33,416
SCREAMS
717
00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:21,991
You know what I found?
718
00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:23,991
After all these years?
719
00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:28,158
most of our problems stem
from the fear of being alone.
720
00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:30,491
And I mean really alone.
721
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:36,625
Like a used VHS copy of Jerry Maguire
in a sea of Nutty Professor DVDs.
722
00:47:39,541 --> 00:47:42,208
Sometimes you have to go to the ends
723
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:47,250
of the earth to be alone,
because that's where the magic happens.
724
00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:55,583
Hello.
725
00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:57,708
Trish Santos?
Speaking.
726
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,950
Hold for Emily.
Who's Emily?
727
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,500
Trish, it's Emily Figueroa.
728
00:48:02,541 --> 00:48:04,333
Shoot.
You're one of the parents, right?
729
00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:06,333
Okay, look, I can explain everything.
730
00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:10,083
No, I'm the curator at the Leoni Gallery.
731
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:11,783
Adrian brought your work to my attention.
732
00:48:11,833 --> 00:48:13,991
Can we talk?
Yes.
733
00:48:14,041 --> 00:48:15,291
Hello.
Hi.
734
00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:19,708
I'm looking to showcase an undiscovered
artist for our grand reopening.
735
00:48:19,750 --> 00:48:21,250
Oh, my gosh.
Really?
736
00:48:21,291 --> 00:48:24,208
The show will go live
by virtual event next Friday.
737
00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:28,833
Please bring at least 25 of your best pieces
by then.
738
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,866
Wait, did you say 25?
739
00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:34,991
That won't be a problem, will it?
740
00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:37,125
No, that sounds good.
741
00:48:37,166 --> 00:48:41,750
Look, Trish, this could
really blow up your scene.
742
00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:44,950
You're lucky to have a friend like Adrian. Thanks.
743
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,791
Talk soon.
And also, you're welcome.
744
00:48:47,833 --> 00:48:49,708
Toodles.
745
00:48:53,291 --> 00:48:54,616
Guess what, Buns?
746
00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:56,541
They're going to show my work
in the Leoni Gallery.
747
00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:57,583
Are you proud of me?
748
00:48:57,625 --> 00:48:58,700
Do you believe it?
749
00:48:58,750 --> 00:48:59,741
This is a miracle.
750
00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:03,000
Are you excited for me?
751
00:49:07,916 --> 00:49:09,750
Hey, mom.
Hey, honey.
752
00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:12,158
Everything okay?
I cannot believe it.
753
00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:16,908
Honey, I'm sorry,
but Mommy's on a little date.
754
00:49:16,958 --> 00:49:18,416
Don't worry.
He can't hear you.
755
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:21,533
He's on mute. Hello.
756
00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:25,991
Okay, well, I just wanted to tell
you something real quick.
757
00:49:26,041 --> 00:49:29,116
You know what? A date's a date.
And he's kinda hot.
758
00:49:29,166 --> 00:49:32,200
So I'm tryin to work my way in there.
759
00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:35,125
Ew. Whatever. Bye.
760
00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:48,250
I can finish 25 pieces, right?
761
00:49:50,791 --> 00:49:53,583
You're supposed to be supportive.
762
00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:04,200
Trish, to what do you owe this pleasure?
763
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:06,325
Got any more of those magic brownies?
764
00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:07,491
Unfortunately, no.
765
00:50:07,541 --> 00:50:09,666
My roommate ate them all
on accident.
766
00:50:12,791 --> 00:50:15,125
My life has become a stoner cliche.
767
00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:18,408
Wait, you sound
uncharacteristically chipper.
768
00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:21,741
Okay, so the Leoni Gallery
wants to show my paintings.
769
00:50:21,791 --> 00:50:23,158
Oh, my God.
Congrats, Trish.
770
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:24,616
That's amazing.
771
00:50:24,666 --> 00:50:26,916
My God, I'm, like, still in disbelief. Honestly.
772
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:29,616
At least one of us is thriving.
773
00:50:29,666 --> 00:50:32,908
Well, I mean, you could be thriving,
too, if you really wanted.
774
00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:36,366
Trish, I don't want to listen
to your weird ass tapes.
775
00:50:36,416 --> 00:50:37,575
Weird?
776
00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:39,125
They're not weird.
777
00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:41,241
What did Sloan tell you?
778
00:50:41,291 --> 00:50:45,741
Look, I watched a documentary on cults,
and your tapes sound like the last step
779
00:50:45,791 --> 00:50:48,783
before the "doctor" has
you chuggin the Koolaid.
780
00:50:48,833 --> 00:50:51,158
They've actually helped me a lot.
781
00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:57,866
Okay, but what works for you might not
work for me or Sloan or anyone else.
782
00:50:57,916 --> 00:51:00,416
Okay, well, you know what
doesn't work for me?
783
00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:04,916
Knowing my friends are talking shit about
me and my choices behind my back.
784
00:51:05,833 --> 00:51:07,450
Trish?
785
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:09,541
Oh, my God.
786
00:51:10,125 --> 00:51:12,000
This is why I don't date women.
787
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:20,916
What are you staring at?
788
00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:23,583
I'm sorry.
789
00:51:24,708 --> 00:51:28,458
I feel like I don't have any friends.
790
00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:33,458
Do you want to dance?
791
00:51:52,041 --> 00:51:53,491
Okay.
Don't worry.
792
00:51:53,541 --> 00:51:56,408
I just want to talk to him.
793
00:51:56,458 --> 00:51:58,208
Okay.
794
00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:04,950
Hey, I can't talk right now.
Oh, hey.
795
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,408
Yeah, no worries.
796
00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:11,541
I just want to say thank you so much
for connecting me with Emily and all.
797
00:52:11,916 --> 00:52:12,458
Cool.
798
00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:14,075
Glad it worked out.
799
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:17,241
Adrian, get back in here.
Who's that?
800
00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:19,200
No one. I gotta bounce.
801
00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:20,575
Is there a girl there?
802
00:52:20,625 --> 00:52:22,166
I gotta go.
803
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,166
OK. It's ok.
804
00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:34,708
It's over.
805
00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:40,958
He can do whatever he wants. Right.
806
00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:44,125
So yeah, congrats.
And I'll see you around?
807
00:53:44,166 --> 00:53:46,533
Yeah. I guess... hug?
808
00:53:46,583 --> 00:53:49,416
I don't know.
Is that weird?
809
00:53:54,541 --> 00:53:55,658
Busted.
810
00:53:55,708 --> 00:53:57,283
Oh my god! What the hell?
811
00:53:57,333 --> 00:53:59,950
This is so so SO not cool.
812
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,583
Trish, were you spying on it?
813
00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:03,033
Do not turn this around on me.
814
00:54:03,083 --> 00:54:05,075
What are you doing here with him?
Don't be mad, Trish.
815
00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:09,116
It was just two old friends exchanging energy.
816
00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:10,533
Oh, between your lips?
817
00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:12,075
It was not like that.
818
00:54:12,125 --> 00:54:13,741
I think it is like that, Sloan.
819
00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,116
Okay, ladies, I'll just give
you some breathing room.
820
00:54:16,166 --> 00:54:18,908
And just make sure you keep it down
because I have neighbors, okay?
821
00:54:18,958 --> 00:54:20,416
You know what? SHHH.
822
00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:25,033
How could you do this to me?
823
00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:26,866
Listen, Nico is always stoned,
824
00:54:26,916 --> 00:54:29,283
and you're busy painting, like,
at least Adrian, listens.
825
00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:32,075
You're being a huge
Miranda right now, okay?
826
00:54:32,125 --> 00:54:35,491
So if I'm being a Miranda, you're
being a real Carrie.
827
00:54:35,541 --> 00:54:37,991
Thanks.
I take that as a compliment.
828
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:38,875
Well you shouldn't.
829
00:54:39,291 --> 00:54:41,950
Carrie is super selfish and makes
everything about herself.
830
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,908
She is the star of the show.
831
00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:45,741
Because she's a narcissist.
832
00:54:45,791 --> 00:54:48,208
Of course you would think that, Miranda.
833
00:54:49,875 --> 00:54:53,000
Trish, I'm barely hanging on by a thread.
834
00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:54,866
Well, you should have said something.
835
00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:55,950
I tried.
836
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,533
But all you did was offer me some old tapes.
837
00:54:58,583 --> 00:55:00,658
Because I
was trying to help you.
838
00:55:00,708 --> 00:55:04,825
Again, none of this justifies
why you're here with my ex.
839
00:55:04,875 --> 00:55:06,616
You're right.
You're always right.
840
00:55:06,666 --> 00:55:14,208
So I am going to go and watch some crappy
TV show for the millionth time by myself.
841
00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:17,791
So I'll see you later.
842
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,958
Life is weird.
843
00:55:43,916 --> 00:55:46,658
Now that's the truth.
844
00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:48,700
How's Patches Place?
845
00:55:48,750 --> 00:55:51,750
Not great, honestly.
846
00:55:52,958 --> 00:55:58,408
It's hard to stay motivated.
847
00:55:58,458 --> 00:56:02,000
Gary passed on this morning.
848
00:56:02,583 --> 00:56:06,033
Oh Patches. I'm so sorry.
849
00:56:06,083 --> 00:56:08,491
She was only 80 years old.
850
00:56:08,541 --> 00:56:10,833
Not even in her prime.
851
00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:17,416
Could I get another?
852
00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:20,666
That was fast.
853
00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:23,325
You doing okay?
854
00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:26,291
Yeah, I'm doing great.
855
00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:28,500
Never better.
856
00:56:29,125 --> 00:56:33,158
Of course, my life's been amazing
since I started listening to
857
00:56:33,208 --> 00:56:35,250
Dr. Garcia's tapes.
858
00:56:35,916 --> 00:56:38,075
Dr. Garcia's what now?
859
00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:39,583
His visualizations?
860
00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,741
You said they changed your life.
861
00:56:42,791 --> 00:56:45,366
No, I said his art class changed my life.
862
00:56:45,416 --> 00:56:48,075
He taught me how to oil paint.
863
00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:50,533
What did he give you, Trish?
Nothing.
864
00:56:50,583 --> 00:56:56,075
Look, Doc. G is one hell of a painter.
865
00:56:56,125 --> 00:56:58,908
But I would not take life advice from that guy.
866
00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:02,125
- Okay. Yeah.
- Blah blah blah.
867
00:57:06,666 --> 00:57:08,333
Hit me señor.
868
00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:15,908
I think it's about closing
time for Patches' Place.
869
00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:17,708
Oh, come on.
870
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,616
I live down the street.
871
00:57:19,666 --> 00:57:21,000
I can walk.
872
00:57:22,125 --> 00:57:23,583
Good night, Trish.
873
00:57:24,916 --> 00:57:28,125
Is that any way to treat
a loyal customer?
874
00:57:32,291 --> 00:57:34,616
What about these guys?
875
00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:36,241
Why do they get to stay?
876
00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:38,416
Hey, I got a season pass.
877
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,208
Me, too.
878
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:47,875
BEEP! Trish, I'm trying to reach
you... again... for the third time.
879
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:54,241
I need you to bring all your paintings
to the gallery by this afternoon.
880
00:57:54,291 --> 00:57:56,533
Call me back. Toodles.
881
00:57:56,583 --> 00:58:00,166
Drunk singing: I'm painting a painting...
882
00:58:16,791 --> 00:58:18,125
I'm screwed.
883
00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:19,875
What the hell?
884
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:24,208
Seriously, though,
why did you agree to this?
885
00:58:25,791 --> 00:58:26,866
Twenty-five paintings?
886
00:58:26,916 --> 00:58:27,750
Really?
887
00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:30,708
We can do this.
We can do this.
888
00:58:32,083 --> 00:58:33,666
This is a huge opportunity.
889
00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:36,166
Is that a gray hair? Are you kidding me?
890
00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:38,541
What am I going to do?
891
00:58:42,250 --> 00:58:45,950
Already listened.
Listened to that.
892
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:46,958
Done.
893
00:58:49,666 --> 00:58:51,500
Aha.
894
00:58:53,291 --> 00:58:54,666
It's empty.
895
00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:56,708
It's empty.
896
00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:35,958
Hey.
897
00:59:36,375 --> 00:59:38,783
The final tape is missing.
898
00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:40,533
Nothing is ever missing.
899
00:59:40,583 --> 00:59:42,158
What's that supposed to mean?
900
00:59:42,208 --> 00:59:43,666
It means what it means.
901
00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:45,866
Oh, God, please stop with the
902
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:48,375
Mr. Miyagi mumbo jumbo.
903
00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:50,791
I am not your Miyagi.
904
00:59:52,958 --> 00:59:54,625
Who's Annie?
905
00:59:56,666 --> 01:00:00,166
Annie was my mija.
906
01:00:00,541 --> 01:00:03,583
But we haven't spoken in over 30 years.
907
01:00:04,416 --> 01:00:06,708
I'm sorry to hear that.
908
01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:09,750
Maybe one day she'll hear my voice.
909
01:00:10,458 --> 01:00:14,291
Well, people change and they can forgive.
910
01:00:14,916 --> 01:00:17,500
Yeah, maybe one day she will.
911
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,950
Hey, the final tape.
912
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,241
Yeah, but it's not what you think.
913
01:00:26,291 --> 01:00:28,116
I'm sure it's going to be great.
914
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:30,083
Thank you.
915
01:00:33,041 --> 01:00:36,875
By the way, are you a real doctor?
916
01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:40,491
What kind of racist-ass question is that?
917
01:00:40,541 --> 01:00:43,575
I'm sorry.
I don't even know why I asked you.
918
01:00:43,625 --> 01:00:45,958
Hahahaha.
I got you.
919
01:00:46,291 --> 01:00:48,125
Just kidding.
920
01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:52,208
Doc was a nickname they
gave me in the pen.
921
01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:55,750
All right, well, thank you for the tape
922
01:00:55,958 --> 01:00:59,116
and I'll return them all
when I finish my paintings.
923
01:00:59,166 --> 01:01:01,000
Bye.
924
01:01:04,416 --> 01:01:07,116
Visualize a place you feel safe.
925
01:01:07,166 --> 01:01:09,875
A place you feel inspired.
926
01:01:19,708 --> 01:01:20,908
Mija.
927
01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:23,908
It took me a long time to realize
928
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:29,500
that life is a canvas
and the mind is a paint brush.
929
01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:41,833
Buns!?
930
01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:47,208
Wait.
This is stupid.
931
01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:49,083
You're never going to hear these.
932
01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:51,825
I don't know why I thought
this was a good idea.
933
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:53,583
No, keep going.
934
01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:55,541
This is good.
935
01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,041
Annie, I know you hate me.
936
01:01:57,083 --> 01:02:00,741
How could a few tapes make up
for all those years I was gone?
937
01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:02,416
Okay, this is not helpful.
938
01:02:02,458 --> 01:02:03,658
I really hurt you.
939
01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:05,333
I see that now.
940
01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:07,658
You don't need to listen to me.
941
01:02:07,708 --> 01:02:12,000
Mija, just listen to the silence
until you can hear yourself.
942
01:02:12,041 --> 01:02:13,208
I love you.
943
01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:14,916
Hello?
944
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:17,708
- Dr.
- Garcia?
945
01:02:19,166 --> 01:02:20,916
Anyone?
946
01:02:36,041 --> 01:02:40,041
OK, I would really, really like for this
visualization to end now.
947
01:03:00,541 --> 01:03:03,458
No no no this is all wrong.
948
01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:06,625
Oh my God, what is happening?
949
01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:19,241
Help!
Oh my God.
950
01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:22,158
I'm stuck inside myself.
951
01:03:22,208 --> 01:03:23,783
I'm going crazy.
952
01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:27,241
No, no, I'm ok.
953
01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:30,750
It's all too much. But I'm ok.
954
01:03:32,583 --> 01:03:37,033
Everything's going to be okay.
You're fine.
955
01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:39,000
You're fine.
956
01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:43,208
You're okay.
957
01:03:54,041 --> 01:03:55,450
You're OK.
958
01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:56,708
Hello?
959
01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:59,000
Hey, it's me, Trish.
960
01:03:59,041 --> 01:04:02,208
Listen, I can get it out of here.
961
01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:05,416
Close your eyes and follow my voice.
962
01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:07,908
I mean, your voice.
I mean ours.
963
01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:10,708
Nevermind.
You get it.
964
01:04:10,750 --> 01:04:12,700
I'm always here to guide you.
965
01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:17,458
And remember, you can always start over.
966
01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:51,500
Listen, I think I need some space.
967
01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:55,416
It's not you, it's me.
968
01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:59,158
But seriously, thank you for everything.
969
01:04:59,208 --> 01:05:02,375
I'm okay being alone for a while.
970
01:05:02,416 --> 01:05:04,741
Hey, Emily?
971
01:05:04,791 --> 01:05:07,000
Hi. It's Trish Santos.
972
01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:09,533
Listen, I'm sorry,
973
01:05:09,583 --> 01:05:13,083
but I don't think I have enough
paintings to fill the gallery show.
974
01:05:13,125 --> 01:05:18,208
However, if you're open to it,
I do have another idea.
975
01:05:20,666 --> 01:05:23,658
Sorry, Patches' Place is closed.
976
01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:25,741
City shut me down.
977
01:05:25,791 --> 01:05:27,291
Oh, I'm not here to drink.
978
01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:29,958
I made you something.
979
01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:39,625
It's Gary, and that's me.
980
01:05:40,125 --> 01:05:44,450
I love it.
It's what Gary would have wanted.
981
01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:47,583
Oh, and I have one more thing.
982
01:05:51,875 --> 01:05:53,741
A companion pillow?
983
01:05:53,791 --> 01:05:56,958
Yeah, I know how hard it is
to be alone sometimes.
984
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:03,116
Thanks, Trish.
985
01:06:03,166 --> 01:06:04,916
You're the best.
986
01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:10,958
Nice mustache.
987
01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:16,616
Okay, either you're a stalker or
you have really good timing.
988
01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:18,408
No, I just live in the area.
989
01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:19,708
My name is Rain.
990
01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:20,958
I'm Trish.
991
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,616
Air five.
992
01:06:22,666 --> 01:06:24,875
Are you a painter?
I am.
993
01:06:24,916 --> 01:06:26,958
Are you a mind reader?
994
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,333
Oh, right.
995
01:06:28,375 --> 01:06:33,125
Well, I'm a painter - slash - art teacher,
and I'm actually between gigs right now.
996
01:06:33,166 --> 01:06:34,916
But you get it.
997
01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:37,491
That's dope. Very cool.
998
01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:39,658
Do you want to grab a coffee sometime?
999
01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:44,708
Thanks, but I'm just kind
of focusing on myself right now.
1000
01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:46,500
Cool.
1001
01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:48,916
Actually, wait.
1002
01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:51,333
So I'm having an art show.
1003
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:56,708
It's just virtual, but if
you're interested yeah, sure.
1004
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:00,575
Thanks.
1005
01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:01,658
I'll see you around.
1006
01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:03,333
Cool.
1007
01:07:08,833 --> 01:07:12,500
Oh hey! Biscuit?
1008
01:07:12,541 --> 01:07:14,541
You said there was an emergency.
1009
01:07:14,583 --> 01:07:17,958
Yeah, a friend emergency.
1010
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,083
Cringe.
Come on.
1011
01:07:20,125 --> 01:07:23,616
I know how you feel about charcuterie.
1012
01:07:23,666 --> 01:07:26,741
I even got manchego for the lady.
1013
01:07:26,791 --> 01:07:28,575
I'll bite.
1014
01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:29,875
Fine.
1015
01:07:29,916 --> 01:07:32,783
But once the cheese is gone, I'm gone. Okay.
1016
01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:34,458
Fair.
1017
01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:37,458
Yay for friendship.
1018
01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:38,500
Let's have a picnic.
1019
01:07:38,541 --> 01:07:40,125
Right?
1020
01:07:58,833 --> 01:08:00,791
Okay, I can't do this, Trish.
1021
01:08:00,833 --> 01:08:02,875
You got hot cheeto dust all in my hair.
1022
01:08:02,916 --> 01:08:03,950
I had to get a new weave.
1023
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,283
Okay, I admit that wasn't my finest
moment, but you were there with my ex.
1024
01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:08,500
What was I supposed to do?
1025
01:08:08,541 --> 01:08:10,583
Hanging out, spending time with.
1026
01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:11,791
It was nothing more. Right.
1027
01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:12,958
Well, it sure looked like more.
1028
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,366
Okay, bad girls club.
1029
01:08:14,416 --> 01:08:17,075
Let's dial it back.
We're talking.
1030
01:08:17,125 --> 01:08:19,033
We're listening.
Keep going.
1031
01:08:19,083 --> 01:08:20,116
Okay.
You're right.
1032
01:08:20,166 --> 01:08:21,283
Sloan.
1033
01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:22,750
I don't want to fight with you.
1034
01:08:22,791 --> 01:08:24,125
Okay?
1035
01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:27,825
I'm sorry. I thought I was over Adrian,
1036
01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:30,750
but seeing you there with him
just really triggered me.
1037
01:08:30,791 --> 01:08:31,750
You know?
1038
01:08:31,791 --> 01:08:35,000
Sloan, Trish just shared
something vulnerable.
1039
01:08:35,041 --> 01:08:37,116
Do you have anything to say in response?
1040
01:08:37,166 --> 01:08:38,875
I get that.
1041
01:08:38,916 --> 01:08:43,625
But we're just old friends, you know that.
1042
01:08:43,791 --> 01:08:47,075
Anyway, he talked about
his album the whole time.
1043
01:08:47,125 --> 01:08:50,325
But I saw you and you almost kissed.
1044
01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:52,583
And I'm sorry for that.
1045
01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:55,541
I guess we got caught up in the moment.
I don't know.
1046
01:08:55,583 --> 01:09:01,366
But, Trish, listen,
our friendship is way more important.
1047
01:09:01,416 --> 01:09:02,583
Really?
1048
01:09:02,625 --> 01:09:05,791
Of course.
Bitch, I love you.
1049
01:09:05,833 --> 01:09:07,875
I love you, too.
1050
01:09:07,916 --> 01:09:11,250
Hug, hug.
1051
01:09:12,541 --> 01:09:15,500
You got me ugly crying.
1052
01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:22,200
By the way, I'm also sorry
I called you Miranda.
1053
01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:22,916
It's okay.
1054
01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:26,366
But, like, realistically,
we know I'm more of a Charlotte.
1055
01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:27,750
Okay, that is true.
Very true.
1056
01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:28,583
Thank you.
All right.
1057
01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:32,000
As long as I'm not Stanford, we're good.
1058
01:09:32,416 --> 01:09:33,583
What?
1059
01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:36,708
I'm not Stanford.
Are you kidding me?
1060
01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:39,408
Are you serious? Of all the characters.
1061
01:09:39,458 --> 01:09:41,116
No, you're more of a Samantha.
1062
01:09:41,166 --> 01:09:42,416
Thank you.
1063
01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:07,658
Hey, Trish, I took your suggestion.
1064
01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:10,450
I made something called a Face Base.
1065
01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:12,875
I found my daughter and apologized.
1066
01:10:12,916 --> 01:10:16,083
And more important, I listened to her.
1067
01:10:16,125 --> 01:10:18,166
She didn't need to hear my voice.
1068
01:10:18,208 --> 01:10:20,166
I needed to hear hers.
1069
01:10:20,208 --> 01:10:21,533
And guess what?
1070
01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:23,250
She forgave me.
1071
01:10:23,291 --> 01:10:27,333
So now I'm on my way to see
her and my grandson.
1072
01:10:27,375 --> 01:10:28,783
How about that?
1073
01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:31,333
Oh, and feel free to keep the tapes.
1074
01:10:31,375 --> 01:10:33,375
Or toss them.
Who cares?
1075
01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:35,458
Just live.
1076
01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:49,375
Hey.
1077
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:57,616
Your first gallery show.
Thanks to you, oddly.
1078
01:10:57,666 --> 01:11:00,450
I always knew you had it in ya.
1079
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,991
Okay, well, I don't think they're going
1080
01:11:02,041 --> 01:11:04,366
to let you stay because
it's a virtual showing.
1081
01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:08,241
I know.
I came here to see you.
1082
01:11:08,291 --> 01:11:10,041
Really?
1083
01:11:10,125 --> 01:11:14,283
Because I think you just tried to hook up
with my best friend, like, a week ago.
1084
01:11:14,333 --> 01:11:20,250
I see your passion now,
and that's hella sexy.
1085
01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:25,158
Oh, you're being serious?
1086
01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:26,958
Yeah.
1087
01:11:27,708 --> 01:11:29,241
Okay.
Thank you.
1088
01:11:29,291 --> 01:11:30,875
I feel like we could be,
like, a power couple.
1089
01:11:30,916 --> 01:11:34,708
Like Jay Z and Beyonce or Will and Jada
or like, Ike and Tina Turner
1090
01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:35,833
Well, not Ike and Tina Turner but
1091
01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:36,958
I really don't have time for this.
1092
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,375
I'm super busy and I really
don't want any more drama.
1093
01:11:40,416 --> 01:11:42,158
Trish, I feel like we
could make this work.
1094
01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:46,666
I'm absolutely positive that we can't.
1095
01:11:47,875 --> 01:11:50,875
Singing: Can we make this work?
1096
01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:54,750
I just don't know.
1097
01:11:57,250 --> 01:12:01,541
And by the way, don't put me in any
more of your stupid little songs, okay?
1098
01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:02,916
Okay.
1099
01:12:02,958 --> 01:12:05,033
Glad we had that talk.
You can go now.
1100
01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:07,208
Great.
Bye.
1101
01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:13,000
I respect that.
1102
01:12:13,583 --> 01:12:15,500
I respect that.
1103
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,500
Hey, everyone.
1104
01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:21,041
I'm Trish Santos.
1105
01:12:21,083 --> 01:12:24,333
Happy to see so many familiar faces.
1106
01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:26,291
First of all, I want to say thank you so
1107
01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:29,825
much to Emily for going
along with this idea.
1108
01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:36,000
And second of all, I want to say thank you
to you all for being here and for sharing
1109
01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:40,658
your super beautiful,
amazing artwork for this show.
1110
01:12:40,708 --> 01:12:44,541
Just like, wow.
1111
01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:48,700
I was lucky enough to have a teacher
who helped me accept where I am.
1112
01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:55,458
And I'm just really proud to share
this moment with all of you.
1113
01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:57,916
Thank you for being here.
1114
01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:09,575
You're still here.
1115
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,408
It's over.
1116
01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:12,916
Go home.
1117
01:17:12,958 --> 01:17:15,908
They're probably already
at home, watching on
1118
01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:18,491
Their laptops or their phones.
1119
01:17:18,541 --> 01:17:20,708
Oh, yeah.
1120
01:17:21,583 --> 01:17:25,416
Good point. Goodbye.
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