Original subtitles

Tao Tao Mansion

爸爸，聖誕大餐來了 Here's the Christmas dinner

女兒真乖，來，放好它 Good girl! Put it down!

還有一碟呢？ Where's the other dish?

吃吧 Let's eat!

快點吃，吃完了等聖誕老人來 We'll wait for Santa Claus after dinner

出去看看什麼事？ Go take a look!

好怕… I'm scared...

你是人是鬼？ Are you human or spirit?

陶老闆，日本鬼子正在追我們 Mr. Tao, the Japanese are after us

大家是自己人 We're friends

求你放我們進去吧行不行？求求你 Please let us in! I beg you!

放你進來？ Let you in?

求求你，我好不容易才把她救出來 Please! It wasn't easy to get her out!

木村那個禽獸，想要強姦阿花 Kimura is after Ah Hua

阿花？ Ah Hua?

是唱戲那個阿花嗎？ The singer?

是的，她是我的老婆 Yes! She's my wife!

陶老闆，快點放我們進去吧 Hurry, Mr. Tao! Let us in!

是啊 Yes!

這個… Well...

陶老闆，快點放我們進去吧 Hurry, Mr. Tao! Let us in!

我們把全部的家當都給你 We'll give you everything we have!

求求你救救我們，求求你 Please! I beg you!

救救我們 Please help us!

錢是小事，先進來，快進來再說 Money is nothing! Come in!

進去… Go in...

小心 Be careful!

這裡很安全，你們安心留在這裡 You'll be safe here!

不用怕，我出去看看，放心 Don't worry! I'll go take a look!

謝謝你 Thank you!

不客氣 Don't mention it!

謝謝陶老闆，謝謝 Thank you, Mr. Tao!

我不大相信這個陶老闆 I don't trust him!

我們把珠寶箱先藏起來 Let's hide the jewelry box!

藏在桶裡 Put it in the bucket!

阿花真在這兒 Ah Hua is really here!

木村？ Kimura?

我跟你拼了 I'll kill you!

你這個日本鬼子，你殺死我爸爸 You killed my father!

我跟你拼了 I'll fight you...

放開他…放了他 Let him go!

求求你放了他 Please let him go!

阿花… Ah Hua...

阿雄 Xiong...

去死你這鬼子，你會有報應的 You'll get retribution for what you did

媽的 Damn

現在這年頭真難熬，你別太傷心了 Don't be too sad! These are rough times!

趁你現在還年輕 While you're still young

很多事可以從頭開始的 you can still start over

不如這樣 How about this...

你丈夫跟你兒子的身後事 Your husband and your son's funeral

我會幫你辦妥的 I'll help you

你沒受傷吧 Are you hurt?

你受傷了，還流血呢 You're bleeding!

這日本鬼子真沒人性 That Japanese is ruthless!

不過你能留著這條命也是萬幸了 You're still lucky to be alive!

待會兒我送你回家 I'll take you home later

做女人真可憐 Being a woman is not easy

我也不能夠多照顧你，真可憐可憐 I'm afraid I can't look after you

把錢還給我… Give me back the money

把兒子還給我 I want my son back!

自從這件慘事發生後 Since the tragedy

陶陶居就不斷傳出離奇怪事 Strange things happened at the Tao residence

沒多久這間房子所有的人 Soon afterwards, everyone in the house

都神秘失蹤 disappeared mysteriously

陶陶居便被傳為一間鬼屋了 Rumor has it the house is haunted!

諾諾，乖，別動來動去 Nicky, don't move!

Okay

老公，我幫你照一張 I'll take one for you

好 Alright!

記著按這裡 Press here!

諾諾 Nicky!

讓他去，讓他去玩好了 Let him go!

過來呀，過來，我幫你照相 Come! I'll take one for you!

楊教授 Professor Yang!

Ida!

阿May，這麼巧 What a coincidence!

陶先生 Mr. Tao

阿May，幫我們照一張吧 Please take one for us!

別妨礙人家 Don't get in people's way

礙著你去馬場是不是？ You just want to go to the race course!

我的錢包一早已經被你搜光了 You've confiscated all my money!

把錢送給老婆不是更好？ It's nice that your wife keeps the money

照啊，阿May May, take the picture!

諾諾 Nicky

跟阿姨照一張 Take one with Auntie!

現在的女人一對著照相機 Put a woman in front of a camera

連老公姓什麼都忘了 They'll forget their husbands

楊教授，您不吸煙吧？ Want a smoke?

不吸 No!

現在的男人多數都不習慣帶錢的 Nowadays, men don't carry money

不信我跟你打賭 I bet

你身上一定五百塊都沒有 you don't have $500 on you

那你就說錯了 You're wrong!

這麼說你有了？ You do?

那麼能不能借給我用一用？ Can I borrow it?

阿May，幫我跟諾諾照張全身的 May, take one with me and Nicky!

好 Alright!

謝謝…順便帶我太太回家 Thanks. Please take my wife home!

謝謝 Thanks!

阿明，這個傢伙 Ming, that rascal!

你說他的賭癮多大 He's addicted to gambling

他連小便都要跟人打賭看誰射得遠 He'll even bet on how far he can piss!

對不起，楊教授，等一會我還給你 I'm sorry, Professor! I'll pay you back!

不要緊，慢慢還好了 Take your time!

再見 Bye!

小白 Snowy!

她那張嘴不累得慌？一刻也不停 She's been talking non-stop

像你這麼悶 She's not boring like you

可以對著草菇十天不出聲 Buried in your mushrooms and say nothing

別亂跑，小白 Don't run, Snowy!

諾諾，別這樣，好髒的，知不知道 Nicky, don't! It's dirty!

怎麼搞的？ What's going on?

我的草菇 My mushrooms!

我還以為是什麼事呢嚇了我一大跳 You scared me!

還說沒什麼呢 What's the big deal?

我的草菇全都死光了 My mushrooms are dead!

就知道惦記你的草菇什麼都不管 You only care about your mushrooms!

諾諾，怎麼這麼頑皮 Nicky, you're so naughty!

叫你不要動爸爸的東西嘛 I told you not to touch my mushrooms!

我看見草菇老長不高 They're not growing

我就把它拔高一點嘛 So I pulled them

聰明 Smart boy!

叫那個三八別老打電話來 Tell that bitch not to call here

我的草菇全都嚇死了 She scared my mushrooms to death!

那個三八找你聽電話 The bitch wants to talk to you

喂 Hello

楊教授，想借你太太用一用 We'd like to borrow your wife, Professor

方太太有事不能來 Mrs. Fang can't come

你知道了，三缺一多掃興 We need someone to play mahjong

好，你全都計劃好了 You've got it all planned out!

要打請聲音小一點，不要吵 Just be quiet!

六筒 Six circles

九條 Nine bamboos

碰 Pung!

對對胡，混一色紅中白板，八番 Game!

三辣 10 fans!

又輸了三辣 Damn!

Ida，又不是你出沖 Ida, you didn't discard the tile

為什麼這麼生氣？ Why are you so upset?

真是掃把星，一回來就連累我輸錢 He's a jinx!

我去倒杯水 I'll get some water

幫我換杯水 Get me another glass!

別倒…你不喝我幫你留起來 Don't pour that out!

他怎麼了，嚇我一跳 What's wrong with him?

水為財嘛 He considers water as fortune

說是把水倒了就倒掉了財 Pouring it out is giving away fortune

攢在瓶子裡都臭了，真是八卦公 The water in the jar stinks!

迷信得要死 He's so superstitious!

又不見他贏個十萬八萬的回來 Yet he never wins anything!

我說怎麼我罵你，你也不吭一聲 You make no retorts

原來心裡有鬼 You must be up to no good!

滾…滾得越遠越好 Get lost!

連祖屋都想賣掉，你這倒楣鬼 How can you sell your ancestral home?

好賭成這個樣子，死傢伙 You miserable rogue!

父親留下來的錢 The inheritance from his father

他有本事輸得乾乾淨淨的 had been gambled away!

你們看著好了，不知道什麼時候 One of these days

連老婆都會賣了 he'll sell me as well!

有打牌必贏的靈牌送… Lucky memorial tablet for free!

先生小姐，有打牌必贏的靈牌送… Lucky memorial tablet for free!

打牌必贏的靈牌？真的？ Lucky tablet?

真的 Yes!

你今天跟這個好賭女鬼有緣 You are bonded with a gambling ghost

真是走運了 It's your lucky day!

有這麼巧會挑中我 Why me?

如果真這麼靈 If it's true

你也用不著擺地攤了 why are you peddling on the street?

你們說，哪有這麼便宜的好事？ This is too good to be true!

你別這麼取笑我，聽我講包你贏錢 Listen, I guarantee you'll win!

看相的瞎子全說得天花亂墜的 Fortune tellers are liars

我不信 I don't believe you!

別走呀 Don't go!

你今天已經輸得七七八八了 You have nothing to lose

我怎麼會害你呢？ What more can I do to you?

先拿著，然後去賭兩把 Try your luck with this

就知道行不行了 And you'll see for yourself!

你打麻將的時候，什麼都別理 When you play mahjong

總之每一舖都盡量做牌 Work on every hand

有多大做多大，那就行了 Go for the big pots!

南 碰 South! Pung!

西 碰 West! Pung!

你們倆是不是串通好了的？ Are you in collaboration?

東 碰 East! Pung!

大四喜，包番子 Four Blessings!

這些番子全是你打的，老馮 You discarded all the character tiles!

可別害我們輸錢 Don't make me lose money!

難道他要北風？ Does he need North?

打熟張，紅中 Red Dragon!

一筒 One circle

碰 Pung!

有本事你就胡 Win this game if you can!

老馮，大四喜，你包 Mr. Feng, you're paying for it!

活神仙，這是我賞你的 Here's your reward!

謝謝了 Thanks!

你指教的還真不錯 Your prediction was correct!

當然沒錯了，我怎麼會害你呢？ Of course! I won't harm you!

麻將我已經成了氣候了 I've mastered the mahjong game

不過我這賽馬跑狗樣樣都好玩 I want to bet on horses and dogs!

是不是我樣樣都行，逢賭必贏？ Can I win too?

貪必遭窮，還是少賭點 Greed is insatiable! Gamble less!

你不知道，我已經窮得要命了 I'm already broke

不賭不行 I must gamble

這樣…那你會弄巧成拙的 You'll lose more than you gain!

拜託你指一條明路給我 Then show me the way!

有路路通的 There's a way

你每天早晨擲一下骰子問問運氣 Check your luck with these dice!

好，就這麼說了，改天我請喝茶 I'll buy you dinner next time!

等一等 Wait!

照你的掌相來看 Based on your palm

你應該有點父蔭的 You should have an inheritance

以前是有，現在送給人家了 I did but it's gone now!

不可能，你仔細想想 That's not it! Think again!

我爺爺留了一間祖屋給我 There's still an ancestral home

現在我想把它賣了 I wanted to sell it!

千萬別賣 Don't do that!

為什麼？ Why not?

你一賣掉祖屋，可就闖大禍了 It'll be disastrous!

好漂亮，老公 This is pretty, honey!

當然了，你別以為我每天都倒楣 I'm not always out of luck

總有一天會走運的，幹什麼？ I can get lucky too!

你有沒有聽說過出門遇貴人？ I ran into a benefactor

你以為每天都能遇到的嗎？ But not every day!

別說，大姐不會不理我的 The Lady will look after me!

先看看今天運氣怎麼樣 Let me check my luck!

贏 Win!

輸，少賭一天吧 Lose! You better not gamble today!

大姐的大姨媽來了沒空理我 The Lady is busy today

要是全讓你老公贏光 I can't win everything

豈不是不得了 That'd be asking too much!

我拿到這個必勝靈牌之後 Ever since I got this lucky tablet

賭什麼我都贏 I've been winning

不過今天我丟骰子就丟了三個輸字 But I got 3 loses from the dice today

賭什麼都輸 And have been on a losing streak

我看還是把這個靈牌還給你好了 I better return this tablet!

陶先生，老實跟你說 I'll be honest with you, Mr. Tao

你跟這個女鬼有緣 You're bonded with this ghost

只要你好好的供奉她 As long as you worship her properly

她就會保佑你隨心所欲 She'll grant you your wish

你贏了錢後千萬別拈花惹草 But don't fool around after you win

否則的話就會有血光之災 Or you'll be in mortal danger

早安 Good morning!

真不好意思，這麼早就把您吵醒了 Sorry to wake you up so early!

先給您上一炷香 I'm offering you incense!

吃早餐了，大姐 Here's your breakfast, my Lady!

我今天要到馬場去搏殺 I'm going to the races today

您千萬要保佑我 Bless me

四重彩、三重彩、雙Q Triple Pools, Quinella, place, win...

什麼Q都要中 Just let me win!

贏啊 Win!

贏了 Win!

這一次發達了 This is great!

我要去發財了 I'm off to make money!

小心輸到上吊的繩子都買不起 You may not have a rope to hang yourself

你烏鴉嘴 Touch wood!

塞都塞不進去了 Can't even hold my money!

馬會送的，真是富貴逼人來 With courtesy of the Jockey Club!

明哥，今天紅光滿面 You're looking good today

你看現在皮包這個來路貨真是差勁 This wallet is useless

這麼點錢都塞不進去 Can't even hold my money!

早知道我帶個旅行袋來了 I should have brought a suitcase!

說得是啊 That's true!

算了，反正塞不進去，賞給你一點 Here's something for you!

謝謝明哥 Thanks

等等 Wait!

兩張就夠了 Two are enough!

我褲子上還有一個口袋呢 I still have a pocket in my pants!

明哥，拉斯維加斯去過沒有？ Have you been to Las Vegas?

什麼？ What?

你把明哥看成老土了？ You think I'm a hillbilly?

不是，賭城拉斯維加斯這都不懂 No! You must know about Las Vegas!

所以說你這個人一天傻三次 You're being stupid three times a day

每次八小時 8 hours each time

三八二十四小時 That's 24 hours!

那不是由早傻到晚 That's the whole day!

阿滔，我告訴你，他們不敢請我去 I'm telling you, they won't let me go

我的注碼大，他們賠不起的 Because my bets are too big for them!

那倒是 That's true!

明哥，這就可惜了 That's too bad!

拉斯維加斯這麼精采的節目 Las Vegas has wonderful shows

你都沒看過 that you haven't seen!

你看過嗎？ Have you seen it?

我在香港看過，那個洋妞棒極了 Those girls are fantastic!

她現在流落在香港 One of them is stranded here

想賺一張機票回美國 She's trying to earn a plane ticket home

機會難逢，她一走你就沒機會了 This is your last chance

看完節目，還有免費餐呢 You may have a free dessert after the show too

不可以，看相的說我不能來這套 The fortune teller advised against it

看相指的是中餐 He's talking about Chinese dessert

沒說不能吃西餐，是不是？ not western, right?

走吧 Let's go

你待在這裡 You stay here!

我在這裡？ I...here?

是的 Yes!

西餐，太好了，西餐 Western dessert...

太棒了 This is great!

來吧 Come on!

中英友好 For Sino-British relations...

吻我… Kiss me...

不… No...

我對這些沒有興趣，你幹什麼？ I'm not interested! What are you doing?

來吧… Come on...

你怎麼回事，我喜歡你 What's the matter with you? I like you!

不… No...

我喜歡中國人 I like Chinese men

不… No...

來吧 Come on!

活神仙，我聽你的話 I've listened to your advice

我不敢再吃西餐了 I'll never screw a foreigner

我不再出來鬼混了 I'll never fool around again!

阿姨，祝你生日快樂 Happy birthday, Auntie!

乖 Good boy!

生日快樂… Happy birthday!

謝謝 Thanks

要不要我幫你？ Do you need any help?

我已經做好了 Everything is done!

等他回來就能吃了 We'll eat when he gets back!

他出門口的時候我已經提醒他 When he left, I reminded him

今天是我的生日了 that today is my birthday

到現在還不回來 He's not back yet

別等了，等他回來吃剩菜 Let's eat! He can have the leftovers!

Ida，再多等一下嘛 No, let's wait!

是啊 Yes!

你看，他不是回來了？ There he is!

日馬夜馬跑呀跑，英皇御准賭跑馬 To the night races...!

你買這種東西回來做什麼？ Why did you buy this?

裝身 It's a present!

裝身，我生日你買紙人回來裝身？ This is my birthday present?

你生日？ Your birthday?

要死了，原來你忘了 Damn! You forgot!

記得，今天是馬季最後一場賽事 Tonight is the last race of the season!

這位大姐可真靈 The Lady is good to me

一場連贏贏了幾萬塊 I won a lot of money!

隨便坐，別客氣 Please sit down!

你別管 Stay out of this!

聚寶盆在哪兒？ Where's the treasure bowl?

Ida

回家煮麵吃吧 Let's go home and have noodles!

死傢伙，死狐狸精 You vamp!

你這個死鬼，老想著這個靈牌 Damn you and your tablet!

大姐，你可別見怪，女人不懂這些 Pardon her ignorance, my Lady!

如果我今天贏了我就雙倍奉送 I'll double my offering if I win

三個骰子打出四個贏字 Win all!

這下我贏死了 It's my lucky day!

大姐，我疼死你了 You're such a sweetheart!

決定重拳出擊 I'll bet heavily!

一萬 Ten thousand

我跟 Call

我跟 Me too

牌面同花順說話 Straight flush calls the shots

全部四萬 Forty thousand

黑桃Ace在我這兒 I have the ace of spades

難道他拿的是黑桃六？ Does he have the 6 of spade?

我不信，我跟 I doubt it

四張Ace Four Ace!

等等 Wait!

2、3、4、5、6，同花順 Straight flush!

對不起，陶先生，我贏 Sorry, Mr. Tao! I win

上個星期大姐的月事才來過 She had her period last week

今天又來？ Not again?

陶先生 Mr. Tao

兩千 Two thousand

跟 Call!

三萬 Thirty thousand

跟 Call!

跟 Call!

五萬塊，跟 $50,000, call!

Ace一對 A pair of aces

2、3兩對說話 2 pairs

你們要跟就照檯面，二十萬 $200,000

我只有六萬八，我照檯面了 I have only $68,000

Ace、 小2各一對 A pair of Ace and two

Full house

對不起，陶先生，又是我贏 Sorry, Mr. Tao, I win again

我沒理由會輸的，籌碼 That can't be! More chips!

小子，二十二萬你要不還 If you don't pay up the $220,000

你就買好棺材吧，我們走 Better get yourself a coffin!

陶先生 Mr. Tao

阿明，你怎麼會欠人家那麼多錢？ Why do you owe them so much?

陶先生，沒事吧？ Are you alright?

沒事 I'm fine!

要不要報警？ Shall I call the police?

不要報警 No!

老婆，你想我的命？ Do you want to kill me?

我要你的命？ Me?

高利貸想要你的命才是真的 The loan sharks want to kill you!

我們報警吧 Let's call the police!

報警？不行 Police? No way

不行？現在人家逼著你還債 No? They're after you!

不報警，哪有錢還給人家？ Where do you get the money?

老婆…你上哪兒去？ Where are you going?

萬國 City...

老婆，你真是好人 Honey, you're wonderful!

萬國銀行就在那邊 The bank is that way!

殯儀館 ...Funeral Home!

老婆…大家夫妻一場 You're my wife!

你不要這樣對我嘛 Don't do this to me!

老婆，你想想辦法 Help me!

什麼辦法？ How?

我是蠢一點，但是你是聰明人 You're smart!

你替我想一想辦法 You'll come up with something!

不如把那間祖屋賣掉？ Sell the house!

不可以 I can't!

那個瞎子說賣祖屋會遭到大禍的 The fortune teller said it'll be disastrous

你這個死傢伙，壞傢伙，混蛋 You asshole!

好好的人你不信，你信個瞎子 You'd rather listen to a fortune teller!

我打死你 I'll kill you!

以後別妄想我再理你 Don't count on me to help you!

欠人二十二萬？ He owes $220,000!

你全都看見了 You saw what happened!

那班人這麼兇，說不定會宰了他 These people will kill him!

我幫不了你的忙 I can't help you!

因為銀行裡的錢 The money we have

David說用來買房子的 is to buy a house

這就好了 That'll do!

我老公的祖父有一間房子 Ming has an ancestral house

二十二萬賣給你好了 We'll sell it to you for $220,000

諾諾，我們沒有養狗 Nicky, we don't have a dog!

小白喜歡吃 Snowy likes it

放回去 Put it back!

你這孩子 This child!

才二十二萬嘛，你先看看合適才買 Take a look first! It's only $220,000!

到那間商店問問吧 Ask the store!

好啊 Alright!

大嬸，請問下面的房子 Excuse me! The house down there...

是不是陶陶居？ is that the Tao residence?

是啊，你… Yes! Are you...

我們是去看房子的 We want to look at it!

拿著 Hold this!

好 Alright!

下面的房子就是的 That's the one!

抱著他 Hold him!

諾諾，不要到處跑 Nicky, don't run around!

David，你看看 Look, David!

這兒的東西全放在桌上 The food on the table

好像還沒吃完似的 appears to be untouched

這房子那麼大 This house is huge

我豈不是有很多地方研究我的草菇 I'll have enough room for my mushrooms!

別跑… Don't run...

唱機還沒關掉 The gramophone is still on!

這家人一定走得很匆忙的 They must have left in a hurry!

David...

阿May，你過來 May, come here!

阿May，你過來看看 May, look!

這裡有口井 There's a well!

將來我可以用井水來淋我的草菇了 I can water my mushrooms from it!

你把爺爺的祖屋賣了？ You sold my grandfather's house?

有什麼辦法？ What else can I do?

你是不是想給人家砍死？ Do you want them to kill you?

瞎子說祖屋一賣掉我一定會死 The blind man said I'll be in trouble!

阿明，如果你不想死的話 If you don't want to die

你只好把祖屋賣掉了 You must sell the house

不然你就到陰曹地府 Or else you can go to hell

去找你爺爺去說清楚吧 And explain to your grandfather

連你也咒我？ You're cursing me?

不咒你也會死的 You'll be dead just the same!

Yang residence

媽咪 Mom!

媽媽沒有空，你跟小白出去玩 I'm busy! Go play with Snowy!

好 Alright!

才二十萬塊錢 Just $200,000

在外國買個洗手間也買不到 You can't buy a toilet for $200,000 overseas!

這個客廳又大又漂亮 The living room is big and beautiful

如果我有這麼大的房子 If I have a house like this

我每個週末來度假真是太好了 I'll spend every weekend here!

怎麼了？ What is it?

怎麼了？不小心 Be careful!

沒什麼 It's nothing!

你摔疼了沒有？ Are you hurt?

沒有 No!

有沒有事？ Are you alright?

這樣吧，我擺桌子你們打麻將吧 Let me set up the mahjong table

不用了，我們自己動手 No, we can do it!

阿娟，今天在這兒吃晚飯好不好？ Will you stay for dinner?

那就麻煩你了 Sorry to trouble you!

三姨，你們打麻將吧，我去做飯去 Go ahead and start! I'll prepare dinner!

多贏點 Good luck!

謝謝你，真不錯 Thanks!

這個媳婦真孝順 Such a filial daughter!

是啊 Yes!

怎麼個打法？ What are the rules?

照老樣子了，來… Same as usual! Come...

奇怪 Strange!

九萬 Nine Wen!

碰 Pung!

發財 Green dragon!

碰，一條 Pung! 1 bamboo!

一條， 碰 Pung!

你怎麼這麼慢才叫碰？ You're too slow!

大姐，下一次碰牌要早一點叫 Hurry, next time!

我要看清楚才能叫嘛 I want to make sure!

快點啊 Hurry!

北風 North!

自摸紅中十三么 Self draw! 13 Wonders game!

快點，把牌翻出來 Show us! Hurry!

翻牌呀，怎麼搞的？ Show us your hand!

幹什麼呀你？ What's wrong with you?

我這副是自摸十三么啊 It's a self draw 13 Wonders game!

你看看你要是打紅中 I bet you want to discard the Red dragon

我就胡小三元了 Then I'll have a Scholar's game

誰知道你是不是真的 Who knows if it's for real!

怎麼這鍋飯還沒熟？ How come the rice is not cooked?

難道插頭有問題？ Something wrong with the plug?

不是啊，沒壞啊 No! It's fine!

什麼事啊？ What's going on?

蟲子，鍋裡的飯都變蟲子了 There are worms inside!

怎麼會把手沾成這樣呢？ What happened to your hand?

明明是飯，哪來的蟲子啊？ It's rice, not worms!

你怎麼搞的，這麼不小心 So careless of you!

David，我說的全都是真的 David, I'm telling the truth!

好，等會我下去看看 Fine, I'll check!

媽咪，不用怕，諾諾疼你 Don't be scared, Mom! I love you!

你的手暫時別碰水 Don't get your hand wet

快點 Hurry!

打那麼慢 You're so slow!

發 Green dragon!

碰 Pung!

五條 Five bamboos!

東 East!

槓 Gang!

又是槓 Gang again!

又開槓 Again!

又是槓 Again!

又開槓 And again!

怎麼樣，服不服？ What do you say?

看她的牌這麼幸運，怎麼跟她打？ Can't beat that kind of luck!

自摸 Self draw!

什麼事？媽，怎麼這麼吵？ What's all the noise?

她們人呢？ Where are they?

她們說這屋子有鬼，全走光了 Gone! They said the house is haunted!

你們倆過來上炷香吧 Offer some incense!

菩薩保佑，保佑他們老少平安 Pray to Buddha for your safety!

記住了，早晚都要上香 Don't forget to offer incense!

諾諾，奶奶走了 Nicky! Grandma is leaving!

拜拜，奶奶 Bye, Grandma!

不可以這樣沒有禮貌 Where are your manners?

下來跟奶奶說再見 Come down and say goodbye!

由得他好了，小孩子是這樣的了 Let him be. He's just a kid

媽，我送您 I'll see you out!

這麼大的霧，濕氣真重 It's foggy and humid!

阿May，你記著要上香 Remember to offer the incense!

我記得了 Yes!

記著上香 Don't forget!

David，你幹什麼？ What are you doing, David?

為什麼要拆下來？ Why are you taking it down?

客廳擺靈牌多難看 Hanging it in the living room is hideous!

還說八卦會保佑我們 How can it protect us?

沒有科學根據 It's not scientific!

要是媽知道了會罵我們的 Mom won't like it when she finds out

媽幾十歲的人了，難怪她 I don't blame her given her age

你也跟她一般見識 But you shouldn't go along with it!

快扔了它，我上去洗澡 Throw it away! I'm taking a bath!

諾諾，再玩十分鐘該睡覺了 10 more minutes! You should be in bed!

跳 Jump!

諾諾… Nicky...

諾諾… Nicky...

David...

什麼事？ What is it?

諾諾掉到井裡去了 Nicky fell in the well!

諾諾掉到井裡去了？ In the well?

諾諾 Nicky!

救命，媽咪 Help, Mom!

我真不明白 I don't understand

諾諾怎麼會給吹到井裡去呢？ How did he get in?

David，怎麼會這麼怪呢？ This is really weird, David!

我看是龍捲風吧 It must be a twister!

龍捲風？昨兒晚上一點風都沒有 Twister? There was no wind last night!

還要不要別的東西？ Anything else?

沒什麼了，多少錢？ No thanks. How much?

十二塊五毛 $12.50

那屋子有邪氣 That house is haunted!

沒有科學根據的事情千萬不要信 Don't believe in anything unscientific

我老公說的 My husband said so

媽咪，我要吃冰棒 I want a popsicle!

你就知道吃 Okay

只許吃一條 Just one!

你是誰？ Who are you?

我問過了，根本沒有龍捲風 I've checked. There was no twister.

我也檢查過了，溼度一樣溫度一樣 So did I. Same humidity and temperature

品種一樣，連養料成分也一樣 Same species and nutrients

難道是氣壓 Can it be air pressure?

你呀就快神經了 You're going crazy!

阿May May!

媽咪… Mom!

幹什麼？ What is it?

他偷吃了我的冰棒 He ate my popsicle!

哪個他啊？ Who?

怎麼不見了？ He's gone!

小孩子說謊話，待會教訓你 You'll be punished for lying!

自己偷偷吃光了冰棒還要賴別人 Blaming someone else for something you did!

媽咪，是他，他又在這裡了 It's him! Here he is again!

這裡除了你跟我之外 Other than you and me

根本就沒有其他的人 there's no one here!

David...!

媽咪 Mom!

阿May May!

David，我們快點搬走吧 David, let's move!

出了什麼事情了？ What happened?

冰箱會飛 Flying refrigerator!

別瞎說，你溼透了，會著涼的 Don't be silly! You're all wet!

快去換件衣服吧，去吧 Go change before you catch a cold!

死光了 All dead

乖乖的跟小白在房裡玩 Stay here and play with Snowy!

不要到處亂走，知道嗎？ Don't run around, understand?

媽咪，這裡沒有貼膠布 I need a band-aid

不用貼了，已經全好了 No need, you are healed

我去找爸爸 I'm going to see Daddy!

追我 Catch me!

救命，媽咪 Help! Mom!

諾諾… Nicky...!

諾諾 Nicky!

阿May May!

阿May… May...!

諾諾 Nicky!

什麼事？ What happened?

諾諾 Nicky!

什麼事？ What's wrong?

諾諾掉到井裡去了 Nicky fell in the well!

諾諾 Nicky!

楊太太，你這樣會妨礙我們的工作 Mrs. Yang, you'll just get in our way!

情形怎麼樣？ What's the situation?

井底全找過了，沒有什麼發現 We've searched the well. Nothing!

不會的，我明明看到他掉下去的 That's not possible. I saw him!

昨日在山景道有一小童離奇失蹤 Mysterious disappearance of a child

該男童姓楊，四歲 The boy, aged 4

身高約一米，黑髮，圓臉大眼睛 is 1 meter tall, black hair and roundish eyes

失蹤的時候身穿黃色襯衫 He was wearing a yellow shirt

警方請各界人士如有該男童下落 If anyone knows of his whereabouts

請到就近警署與警方連絡 Please contact the local police

或致電熱線電話九龍277… Or call our hotline 277...

David!

你無論如何都要把諾諾找回來 You must find Nicky!

楊教授，這段影片 Professor, this footage

是我們教會其中一個神父 shows one of our priests in action

在馬來西亞替人驅魔的時候 It is shot in Malaysia

拍下來的 during an exorcism

我們的神父將魔鬼的靈魂 The priest has driven the devil

驅逐到一個死屍的身上 onto a corpse

你看看 Look!

邪魔終於被我們的天父消滅了 God has eliminated the devil

靈魂學是一門神秘的學問 Animism is mysterious

並不是迷信 It is not superstition!

這麼多奇異的事你做什麼解釋呢？ How do you explain something so bizarre?

唯一可以解釋的 The only explanation is that

就是除了科學可以解釋的世界之外 other than scientific world

還有一個科學不能解釋的世界 There's also a supernatural world

就是說除了我們的肉身之外 In addition to our mortal body

還有一個永恆不滅的靈界 there's a certain divinity

這裡寫得相當詳細 which is described here in great details

我來只想救回我的兒子 I just want to save my son

你放心，我一定盡我的能力 Rest assured I'll do my best

把你的兒子救回來 to rescue your son

鍾神父 Father Zhong

David，神父來了嗎？ David, is the Father here?

是啊，May Yes!

楊太太，你到樓上去燒一些開水 Boil some water upstairs, Mrs. Yang

等你的兒子回來洗澡 Your son needs to bathe when he gets back!

楊先生，如果我沒有叫你們 Mr. Yang, unless I call you

你們千萬不要走出來 Please do not come out!

好的 Okay!

上樓，快上樓 Quick! Go upstairs!

因父及子及聖神 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy God

你，魔鬼，走開 You devil, go away!

走開 Go away!

走開，上帝會懲罰你，魔鬼，走開 God will punish you! Go away!

你不要走，我再多找些人來跟你鬥 Stay put! I'll get help!

有請到三寶，名師身下降 Summoning Triratna

有如來佛祖下天來 and Buddha to earth

又上請諸天神眾 All gods from Heaven

下請閻王四天劍 And swords from Hell

我請問你們凡間孽債主 I ask of you mortal beings

有何因由來問我？ What do you want from me?

請我慈悲下降，有什麼事情？ What do you want to know?

你叫我來有什麼事要說？ What do you wish to tell me?

我想你替我把孫子找回來 I need your help to find someone

把你孫子的姓名告訴我吧 What's his name?

我們想你找的男童叫楊家諾 Nicky Yang

他是在1979年正月初四 Born on January 4, 1979

戌時出世的 Between 7 and 9p.m.

在這個月初七的那一天 On the 7th day of this month

在山景道一號跌下了井，一去無蹤 He fell into a well at No. 1 Mountain View Road

我們很惦記他 We really miss him

你替我們把他找回來吧 Please help us find him

我帶領到陰間來如風 I have been to Hell

我到十層地獄還塵來 And searched every level

我查過陰間並無此子 He's not there

我再赴陽間對你言 I'm telling you

我找遍了，都沒有不見了的楊家諾 Nicky Yang is not there

回去吧 Go back!

那就是說他還在陽間了 Does that mean he's still on earth?

諾諾真的沒有死？ Is Nicky really alive?

也許沒死 Maybe

如果死了我一定能找到 We'll find him if he's dead

那他在什麼地方呢？ Then where is he?

我只會到陰間找陰魂 I can only look for him in Hell

他沒有死我到哪裡去找？ How can I find him if he's still alive?

我另外再替你們想辦法 I'll try something else

老公，你上哪兒去啊？ Dear, where are you going?

又去賭錢？ Off to gamble again?

老公，你少賭一天吧 You shouldn't go today

陪我去看看楊太太 Come with me to visit Mrs. Yang

你發神經病？你自己不可以去嗎？ Are you crazy? Go by yourself!

別擋著我發財 Don't stand in the way of my fortune

諾諾不見了 Nicky is missing

陪我去看看他們也很應該 You should visit them

什麼叫應該不應該的 What do you mean I should?

就算看，我也要去馬場看馬啊 I should be at the races

今天我有個預感會贏大錢 I have a feeling I'll win today

臭男人，日賭夜賭 That's all you do!

早晚連命也賠上了 You'll gamble your life away

我呸呸呸，我用叉叉著你 Damn! Touch wood!

你到底去不去？ Are you coming?

我懶得理你 Leave me alone!

諾諾 Nicky!

阿May… May...

諾諾… Nicky...

諾諾… Nicky!

阿May May!

諾諾… 阿May Nicky! May

阿May…你冷靜一點 Calm down, May!

諾諾… 阿May Nicky! May

諾諾… Nicky!

諾諾，我知道你一定在這兒，諾諾 I know you're here, Nicky!

阿May…我去開燈 I'll turn on the light!

諾諾… Nicky!

阿May… May...

阿May，你看 May! Look

明哥，今天的手氣怎麼樣？ Any luck?

別提了，我的手好像抓過大便 Like shit!

賭什麼都輸的 I have no luck with anything

明哥 Ming

幹什麼？有錢借給我啊 What? You have money to lend me?

不是說笑話 This is not funny!

大家是好朋友，告訴你 We're friends

我的老大叫你趕快把欠的錢還清 My boss wants you to pay up

胖子，不至於吧，你看扁了我了啦 Don't look down on me, Fatso!

總之你自己看著辦吧 Do what's best for you!

壞了 Damn!

欠那麼多錢怎麼還呢？ How can I pay up?

碰碰運氣 I'll take my chance!

喂 Hello

楊大衛先生嗎？ David Yang?

是，我是 Speaking!

你想不想再見到你的孩子？ Do you want to see your son again?

什麼？諾諾在你那兒？ What? Nicky is with you?

聽著，今晚十二點 Listen, at midnight tonight

在你房子下面有間石屋 Go to the cottage beneath your house

門口有個石縫 There's a crack in the door

你放十萬塊錢現金進去 Put $100,000 inside

全部要現金 I want cash

十萬塊錢，我哪有那麼多錢？ Where do I get that kind of money?

喂，我是諾諾的媽媽 I'm Nicky's mom

我有一個胸針，應該值十幾萬的 I have a brooch, guess it'd be worth that much!

好吧，我驗過要是真的值這個價錢 I'll take a look. If it's worth that much

我就放你的孩子 I'll let your son go!

想要你兒子活命就不要報警 Don't call the police or he's dead!

你打算動用那批珠寶？ You're giving away the jewels?

這房子是我們用錢買的 We bought this house

所有的東西應該都屬於我們 Everything in here belongs to us!

什麼時候才等到今天晚上 I can't wait till tonight

已經知道兒子的下落了 We already know where he is

你就別這麼緊張了 why are you so nervous?

兒子你沒份嗎？你不緊張嗎？ Aren't you? He's your son!

小心 Be careful!

值不值十萬塊？ Is it worth $100,000?

值，我看過一個成色都不如這個 I've seen something worse

還標價二十萬呢 but marked $200,000

拿過來 Give it here!

這個胸針我好像在哪兒見過？ It seems I've seen this brooch before

奶奶的照片呢？ Where's Grandma's photo?

這個胸針是楊教授叫我拿去估價的 Professor Yang wanted me to get it appraised

對了，一定在他那兒 He must have the jewelry box

你在說些什麼？ What are you saying?

奶奶生前常跟我說 Grandma used to tell me

她留了首飾箱在房子裡沒拿出來 She left a jewelry box in the house

是不是真的？ Really?

是啊 Yes!

去哪兒啊？ Where?

去拿回那些首飾啊 To retrieve the jewels

所以說你這個人沒大腦 You're so stupid

奶奶已經死了那麼久了 Your grandma has been dead for so long

死無對證，他們會給你嗎？ You have no proof! They won't give it back!

現在唯一的辦法是進去偷 Then we must resort to stealing!

說什麼？你要去做賊？ What? You want to be a thief?

用不著我自己動手 I don't have to do it myself

有錢自然有人幫你 I can hire someone to do it

不要走來走去了 Stop pacing!

他不來電話也沒辦法，坐下吧 Sit down and wait for the call!

喂？ Hello?

是，我是 Speaking!

今晚十點，在尖沙嘴旗竿下面等 Wait by the flagpole in Tsimshatsui at 10 o'clock

好…我知道了 I understand

他們肯放諾諾了？ Will they let him go?

只能拿珠寶箱 Just take the jewelry box

知道了 I know

你怎麼了？什麼事？ What happened?

裡面鬧鬼 The house is haunted!

一拜如來神眾佛 Bow to the gods

二拜玉帝佛中王 Bow to the Heavenly King

三拜十八層天上菩薩 Bow to Buddha

天仙星軍，元帥真人 And all celestial beings

四拜八層地獄 Bow to Hell

輪迴地藏，閻羅判官 Bow to Yama

鬼王鬼卒，馬面牛頭，黑白無常 Armed runners and the Wuchangs

男童楊家諾被冤魂野鬼捉了去 Nicky Yang is kidnapped by a roaming spirit

求諸仙諸神幫我帶他早日還陽 I beg all gods to help bring him back

小鬼，去吧 Go ahead!

真沒用，連這道符也一起帶去 Bring this sign!

你跟他都是小孩子，哄哄他吧 He's a child like you, coax him!

算了…回來吧 Forget it...come back!

九姑 Madam

楊太太，你兒子怕生 Mrs. Yang

不肯跟我的小鬼回來 Your son refused to come with the goblin

那該怎麼辦呢？ What shall we do?

讓我下去試試看 I'll go down there

我是他媽媽，不如讓我去吧 I'm his mother, let me go!

你有一炷香的時間 You must be back before this burns out

如果這支香燒完了你還沒回來 If you don't

就永遠都不能回來了 you'll never get back

你放心，這井沒多深 The well is not very deep

我已經量過了，剛好到這兒 I've measured it. It comes to here!

白費心機，記號是沒有用的 The mark is useless!

你說什麼？ What?

快點下去吧 Go on down!

小心點 Be careful!

這支香已經燒了很多了 The joss stick is burning fast

你還不下去 Go on!

你放心吧，我會帶諾諾回來的 Don't worry, I'll bring Nicky back!

媽咪 Mom!

諾諾 Nicky!

諾諾 Nicky!

過了記號了，井沒這麼深，阿May She has gone past the mark!

阿May… May!

楊先生，時辰未到 There's still time, Mr. Yang

快把繩子放回去井裡 Put the rope back in the well!

阿May… May!

阿May… May!

把阿May還給我… I want her back!

阿May？ May?

阿May… May!

到現在還沒醒呢 She's still unconscious!

你看，連眉心的硃砂都洗不掉 The cinnabar dot is still there

先把她放在床上 Put her on the bed

你又想幹什麼？ What are you doing now?

阿May… May!

David!

阿May May!

看見諾諾了嗎？ Did you see Nicky?

他怎麼樣？ How is he?

阿花不肯放他 Ah Hua won't let him go!

阿花？哪個阿花？ Who's Ah Hua?

她是個唱戲的，以前卻死在這兒 She was a singer

而且死得很慘 She died tragically in this house

到底怎麼回事？ What's going on?

是這樣的，賣屋子給我們的陶先生 The previous owner, Mr. Tao

他爺爺假仁假義 His grandfather was a hypocrite

收留了阿花一家人 He took in Ah Hua's family

可是跟著就放日本鬼子木村進來 then notified the Japanese

把她的丈夫和兒子都殺了 They killed her husband and her son

還把阿花強姦了 And raped her

陶老爺真是人面獸心 Old Mr. Tao was a beast

日本鬼子走了之後，他就趁虛而入 After the Japanese left, he took advantage of her

最後還謀財害命 And killed her for her jewels

可憐阿花一家人 Poor Ah Hua

就死在兩個男人身上 died because of these 2 men

不久戰爭結束了 After the war

陶老爺也忘記了這件事 Old Mr. Tao has forgotten about this

誰知道有一個晚上 Then one night...

兒子，明天你把這筆帳收回來 Collect this amount tomorrow

好的 I will

風濕病又犯了 My rheumatism is acting up again

誰啊？ Who is it?

鬼啊… Ghost...

走啊…你們趕快走啊 Go! Hurry and leave!

他們想怎麼樣？ What do they want?

他們說這房子是陶家的人欠他們的 They said the Taos owe them this house

如果要他們放諾諾 If we want Nicky back

就要我們把房子弄回從前的樣子 We must restore it to its previous condition

然後搬走 and move out

哪有這種道理？ That's ridiculous!

你想下去跟他們講道理？ You want to reason with them?

九姑，那我們該怎麼辦呢？ What should we do, Madam?

照他們的意思去做 Do as they say!

難道一點選擇都沒有嗎？ Do we have a choice?

可以選擇我就不做瞎婆子了 If I do, I won't be blind

我選榮華富貴，兒孫滿堂 I'd be rich and have descendents

謝謝你 Thank you!

不用客氣 You're welcome!

我到車裡拿支票給你 I'll give you the cheque outside!

好的 Alright!

楊先生，人家都是舊翻新 Most people renovate, Mr. Yang

你怎麼會新翻舊？ Why the other way around?

拍電視用 It's for filming

你是老闆？ Are you the boss?

麻煩你 Thank you!

謝謝 Thank you!

你們這幫冤鬼現在滿意了吧 These ghosts should be happy now!

別這樣，諾諾還沒回來呢 Don't be like that! They still have Nicky!

媽咪，救命… Help! Mom!

爸爸，媽咪 Daddy! Mom!

諾諾… Nicky!

救我 Help me!

諾諾… Nicky!

媽咪，救命 Help, mom!

David!

媽咪 Mom!

諾諾 Nicky!

諾諾… Nicky!

諾諾 Nicky!

諾諾 Nicky!

David!

來人哪，救命啊 Help! Somebody help!

諾諾，我要救諾諾 I must save Nicky!

開門… Open the door...

諾諾 Nicky!

放開我 Let me go!

救命啊 Help!

諾諾… Nicky!

放開我… Let me go!

放開我 Let go!

你究竟想怎麼樣？ What do you want?

你害了我兒子，又害了我丈夫 You brought harm to my husband and son

現在想連我也害死嗎？ Do you want to kill me?

你要我把房子弄回原狀 I've restored the house

我已經照你的話做 I've done everything you wanted

難道你還不滿意嗎？ What more do you want?

你卑鄙…你有種就出來見我 You're despicable! Come out!

放開我… Let me go...

你有種就找害你的人報仇 You should take revenge

冤有頭，債有主 on those who have wronged you

你害我一家人對你有什麼好處？ Why pick on me and my family?

如果你再這樣對我 If you don't stop

我做鬼也不放過你 I will come after you even when I'm dead!

阿May May!

媽咪 Mom!

阿May May!

媽咪 Mom!

阿May May!

媽咪 Mom!

阿May May!

媽咪 Mom!

阿May，你在哪兒？ May, where are you?

媽咪 Mom!

David，諾諾 David! Nicky!

喂…老兄，你跑到什麼地方去了？ Where are you?

怎麼不回我電話？ Why didn't you return my calls?

好了…不要說那麼多了 Never mind

我現在到你那裡 I'm coming over

一手交錢，一手交貨 We'll trade the goods with the money

你這麼急，趕著去死啊？ What's your hurry?

老兄，你究竟想怎麼樣？ What do you want?

你儘管說好了 Just tell me

照你這麼說 What you're saying is...

是想把我的價錢壓低？ you're making me a lower offer?

你混蛋 Asshole!

怎麼這麼倒楣？ Why am I so out of luck?

你以為我的珠寶沒人要？ I'll get my money!

謝謝，借個火 Got a light?

小姐，我想… Miss, I want to...

小姐，這麼晚了 It's late

你帶我到什麼地方去？ Where are we going?

我不想這麼早回家 I don't want to go home

有鬼啊，救命啊，有鬼啊… Help! There's a ghost after me!...

救命啊 Help!

不要… Don't...

不要… Please don't...

好多泡泡 Bubbles!

媽咪，多吹一點泡泡 Make some more, Mom!

媽咪…我還要玩 Make some more!

不行，你爸爸就快下班了 No, Daddy is getting off

我還要玩… I want some more...

那再多玩一會兒 Let me play...

好 Alright!

媽咪，快點走 Hurry, Mom!

媽咪，快點走，我要回家… I want to go home!

媽咪，我不玩了，我要回家 I don't wanna play, Mom. I want to go home