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Previously on Frisky Dingo...
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Phil! Philip, I'm blind!
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Well, still gonna have to sue ya.
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- Well, I guess this is it.
- Oh, Arthur!
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Tell him his dad was an American hero!
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Clear the thoroughfare!
Blind pedestrian!
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Hello?
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[Engine roars]
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KILLFACE: Ohh!
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Hi, I'm Barnaby Jones.
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Barnaby Jones?
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- Yeah.
- Come live with me.
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Piping hot hell in a bloody hatbox.
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Ooh...
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That was Phil's bun snacking lawyer.
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They've put a lien on the Annihilatrix
and started a salvage company.
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They're down there right now parting it out.
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I have to get down there and stop them.
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Hey, can you get some more
of these bread and butter guys?
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- Barnaby, this is important.
- We are out.
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I have to get down there
and Sinn's God knows where.
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- Gotta have "em.
- You watch Simon for me.
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- Um, you going down there like that?
- Like what?
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- Um, you know, blind.
- Oh, the minivan's got GPS.
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- Really? How do you like it?
- It's pretty great.
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From NASA.
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STAN: How hard is that,
you panking idiots?
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One simple test, that's all.
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- Kill Xander Crews.
- Yeah, that's right.
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How did he even escape anyway?
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We're dealing with that internally, X.
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Inter--I'll deal with you internally.
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[Collective gasp]
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Yeah, you better gasp collectively,
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because until you find Xander Crews,
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I'm gonna blow one of your heads off
every hour.
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Oh, my f-ing God.
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- Every hour?
- What are we gonna do?
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First of all,
maybe we shouldn't have agreed
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to have remote-controlled explosives
put in our necks.
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Well, where were you
at contract time, huh?
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- Your mom's house.
- [Cocks gun]
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- Cleaning! Dude, I was only cleaning.
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Her vagina.
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[All yelling]
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Guys, guys!
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Hey, come on, where is this love?
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- Shut up!
- Hey, this is all your fault!
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Yeah, letting him get your damn pants.
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Yes, but our pants all having the GPS.
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ALL: Oh, right.
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So as long as Crews have on pants...
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we have Crews.
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ALL: Ooh...
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That is sweet.
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[Beeping]
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Huh? What?
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[Mumbling]
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♪ You like what I got, baby ♪
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♪ Don't test me ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am taking a shower ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am all messy ♪
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♪ That's what I'm about to do ♪
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♪ When I'm skeet all over the soap dish ♪
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Hey, Casper
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if you see my robot pants out there,
don't mess with 'em, man.
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I will beat your ass. You hear me?
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♪ Oh, that's soap ♪
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♪ Well, I'm telling you how it is ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's in my eyes ♪
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Soap is in my eyes!
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[Horn sounds]
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KILLFACE: But that's my Annihilatrix.
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Well, this is my drive-on list
and you ain't on it
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so piss off.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh...
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- You are lucky I'm blind.
- Yeah, so's your mirror.
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My--? That doesn't even make sense.
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Eh...
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Did, uh, Awesome X
seem kind of weird to you guys?
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- Probably just the mustache.
- Yeah, mustaches are cool.
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- Magnum P.I.!
- Rick Simon!
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Also had one.
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Dude, we have got to do this.
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- Mm... I don't know.
- What?
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You know,
I--I don't think we have enough time.
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[Ka-boom]
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We got a whole hour.
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What do you mean he's gone?
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I--I don't know how else
you would like me to put that.
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And how did he get your pants, Barnaby?
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- Apparently--
- Did you touch him?
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- What?
- Oh, God!
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- I was in the shower!
- Barnaby!
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Which, last time I checked, is not a crime.
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- Oh, God!
- By the way, nice shower.
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- No, no, no! He's taken the knives!
- Knives?
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Pet shops! Notify all the pet shops!
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Dude, calm...
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My God, it's Arizona all over again!
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Look at me!
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Or...listen at me.
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We...
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are gonna get through this!
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- SINN: What the--
- Aah!
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Calm down! You ain't got no pants on!
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What is going on here?
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- Sinn!
- Woo, you scared me.
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- Woman, where have you been?
- Arthur had to go live in the ocean.
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This is all I have left of him.
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Is that one of Wally's eggs?
You gotta get that in some sand.
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How do you know his name?
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Who is--is there a person named that?
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- Yes.
- I don't know that.
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- Now, who are you?
- Sinn, Simon is gone.
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He took the knives!
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Oh, my God! I'll call the pet shops!
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Actually, no, don't bother,
because you are sacked.
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- What?
- Yes, meet your replacement--
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Barnaby Jones.
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- Barnaby who?
- Jones--don't wear it out.
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- Look, Barnaby, she's still here.
- So that's it?
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- Could have sworn I just sacked you.
- After all these years?
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Well, you just mark my words.
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There's something fishy
about your new little friend
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and if you can't see that
then you, sir, are a damn fool.
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- Well, your boyfriend's dead.
- Yeah.
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He's not. He's in the ocean.
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Ha! No, he's probably dead.
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Ow!
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Stop it!
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Well, then, I'll see you both in hell.
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Ye-ouch!
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[Door closing]
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Barnaby, what have I done?
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Can't believe I just fired her.
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I can't believe Watley hit that.
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How do you know Watley's name?
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- Hey, we should go find your kid.
- Oh, right.
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Hell, man. What the hell you doing?
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You're not telling me
you're not gonna buy food.
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Come on, now, how you gonna feed
these damn bunnies?
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What the hell are you wearing?
Are you on your way to the moon?
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M-m-m...
Sounds like you in Iraq.
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Look at me, I'm tired of talking to you.
Get the [beep] out of my store.
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Go on to the moon with your... sharp ass.
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- Dude, uh... what are you doing?
- What?
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What's with you and hogging green?
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- Get your own green.
- What is that?
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What's that even supposed to be?
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- Little ashtray.
- For who?
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- It's, uh, for my mom.
- What? Diane still smokes?
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Ahem, yeah.
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Right in the, uh,
you know, uh, little neck hole.
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- Dude.
- I know.
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- Dude, seriously.
- Dude, I know.
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My [Bleep] mom.
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- Seriously, dude.
- I know.
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- Dude, seriously--
- Dude, I know!
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- Hey, hey, what's--
- Wait.
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I'm getting two signals on here.
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Who the crap's on our GPS channel?
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GPS: Pet store is ahead on the right.
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Turning right, disembodied GPS lady.
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No, no, no!
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- GPS: In two...
- CREWS: Would you please let me drive?
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No! It'll void my insurance!
- What? No, it won't.
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- Are you sure?
- That's rental cars!
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- Oh!
- GPS: Collision.
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Rental cars. You can rent cars?
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You--you don't know how to do anything!
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I know how not to let my son run off
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in robot pants with a fistful of knives.
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Yeah, you're a fantastic parent.
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[Tires squeal]
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GPS: Collie--
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You take that back.
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I-- Sorry.
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GPS: Collision.
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[Sighs]
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- GPS: Coll--
- This is hopeless.
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Don't worry, man. At his age,
I was, like, chronic masturbator--
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Kinda still am-- But the point is, I like it.
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I would like to masturbate
right now in this car, you know.
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If I had my stuff with me, I would.
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What are we even talking about?
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I'm talking about searching for Simon.
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- Oh.
- Can't do it without eyes, Barnaby!
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Well, I actually have
some thoughts on that.
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CREWS: All right, can you do
the fifth line down?
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MAN: P-E-E-E and D.
That's a funny alphabet.
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Yeah, it is funny. Next line.
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Can't see that. It's too small for Nearl.
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- 20-30?
- Close enough?
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NEARL: What are you doing?
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CREWS: Son of a bitch!
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What's happening? Talk to me, Barnaby!
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You shot me in my son-of-a-bitchin' eyes!
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- That's a bad word!
- How are you not dead?
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- I don't know! It must have just--
- NEARL: Oh, no!
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...grazed them.
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- Oh, God, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Really hurts!
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Your eyes are bleeding.
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- Nearl?
- I'm Nearl!
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Also sorry to you about trying
to steal your eyes and all, but, um...
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- That guy got hurt.
- Do you mind driving us home?
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- OK.
- Well, B-F-F Nearl.
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Really hurts!
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Ow!
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- [Sniffs] Did he steal it?
- Yeah, I think so.
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That's a pickle.
Oh, we were supposed to get pickles.
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[Mumbling]
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Guys, come on, he's right outside.
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Wait, my paint's not dry!
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I told you not to glob it on like that.
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God...
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- Please enter your destination.
- Bad motels, shirt tails also.
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- Please enter your destination.
- France.
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That's not Crews.
That's Nearl, the local retarded wino guy.
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Well, yeah, right now.
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- Hey, Nearl.
- I am Nearl.
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- Want to make 50 bucks?
- OK.
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[KB-boom]
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Ah ha ha!
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Ah, he scared me.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Shh, shh, shh. You smell that?
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Yeah, it's called piss and garbage.
Nice cane work.
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It's your fault Simon's missing...
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- Tapping away.
- So I can really do with a bit less attitude...
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- closer to our goal...
- from you.
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Of wherever we are, piss town,
'cause you blew my eyes out!
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- I just grazed them!
- Feel froggy, Kermit?
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Don't mess with the dog, baby.
You don't want to get bitten.
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Can't penetrate it.
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Hey, you blind guys, you want ride?
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Oh, God, thank you. Yes, please.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on, trusty rusty.
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- Who are you?
- Uh...
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- The bus!
- OK, they are the bus.
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KILLFACE: Blind passengers
coming aboard. Move.
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[Sniffing]
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This bus could use a Stick-Up.
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[Sniffing] Yeah, it smells like...
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- Oh!
- Smells like shattered dreams.
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