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Previously on Frisky Dingo...
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[Hawking]
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That better not be formic acid
you're retching up.
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Aah! My eyes!
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Phil! Philip, I'm blind!
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Well, still gonna have to sue you.
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XTACLES: Where the hell is Crews?
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RONNIE: Um...
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Were you sent by Theodor the Elder?
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- Yeah.
- Wow.
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You geeks got a car?
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Um, hey, do you know that, er, law
about the open containers?
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[Burps] Shut up.
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I mean, I like to party.
I'm just saying for these guys.
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Uh, said he who is allergic to beer.
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I'm not--just to wheat gluten.
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You know, it's pretty common.
I heard Jay-Z has it.
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Hey, give him some peanuts.
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Actually, any nuts will kill me.
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- Even your boyfriend's?
- Guys!
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Stop the car!
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[Tires squeal]
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CREWS: Yeah, this is it.
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MAN: What are we doing at Crews Manor?
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[Burps] Getting my guns.
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Did Xander Crews borrow your guns?
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- I'm Xander Crews.
- Wow.
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Idiots.
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ALL: Oh!
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Pause it right there.
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That's Crews smashing Ronnie's nuts.
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ALL: Ha ha ha!
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Guys, come on. Guys, come on!
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These tapes
are supposed to be a learning tool.
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What did Ronnie do wrong here?
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He... uh...
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Took off his robot pants?
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And what does the manual say
about hostile prisoner control?
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Right up there in section 1.
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Ronnie?
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Don't take off robot pants.
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See where I'm going with this?
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No.
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Jimmy?
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Simon?
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'Cause I think I could eat something.
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Raisin toast.
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- Could you make that?
- [Door closes]
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Simon? Sinn?
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Now, where's she gone?
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[Sniffs] Well, I guess this is it.
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We'll always have Las Vegas.
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Yes, they can never take that away.
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I like to call it--
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Arthur, please! They're coming!
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- You know, you could come with me.
- Oh, yeah.
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- No? OK
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He was unique and he was beautiful,
and you hounded him into the sea.
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And for what?
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Oh, sorry. I'm just showing
my buddy the beach.
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I'm from Holland.
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Yeah. He's from Holland.
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[Beeping]
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Who changed the damn code?
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Can I help--oh, my God!
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- Half and half guy!
- Hooker?
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How are you?
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- I'm doing great.
- Why are you in my mansion?
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I bought it with the blackmail money.
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Yeah, remember?
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When I blackmailed you
'cause I found out you was Awesome X?
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CREWS: Shh! No, no.
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Wow...
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- Yeah, I bought it from that old guy.
- Who? Stan?
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Yeah, Stan.
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OK, I actually need to go kill Stan.
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So can I pop in there
and get my Awesome X gear?
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- Oh, my God!
- Please?
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- What?
- He took it.
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- What?
- ♪ Da da da ♪
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OK.
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- Right, and uh, Billy...
- Harrumph!
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No, you can't hurt me. Come on!
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- All righty.
- ALL: Harrumph!
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Dig in, fellas.
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Harrumph!
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[Crunching]
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Now, you wanted to see me?
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- Um, I can come back.
- You sure?
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- [Crunching]
- Yep.
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Is that it? I'm forced to venture out
blind and alone,
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like a mole in search of foodstuffs?
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'Cause I will.
I'll walk right out into the town there.
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Traffic.
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- [Crash]
- Aah!
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[Sighs]
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Or I may just go live
at the Lions Club, make brooms.
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With soldiers.
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So, how come you're wearing a wig?
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Well, I wanted to join your merry band,
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so I thought I'd dress up like an elf warrior.
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- [Blows raspberry]
- What's your problem, cookie Jarvis?
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An elf with robotic leggings. Ha ha ha.
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Genre mixing alert.
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BOTH: Whoo! Whoo!
- Ha ha ha!
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Ra ra ra ra!
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Bew bew bew.
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- Guys, come on.
- That's baffling.
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Sorry.
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- Baffling.
- Guys. I'm sorry.
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[Sighs]
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So, where are we going, big guy?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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All this money and jewelry!
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I must have stolen it,
but I can't remember!
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Oh, my God, with a story like this,
I could finally win a local Peabody,
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but if I report it, I'll go to jail
just like Patty Hearst, only with ants.
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OK, OK, I'll just return it all.
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- Nobody's seen it yet, so--
- [Doorbell rings]
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Oh, come on!
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Blind pedestrian!
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- [Horns honk]
- Blind bastard!
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- Note the cane and the goggles.
- [Horns honk]
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MAN: Ruins of Elron!
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Your girlfriend's Grace Ryan, the reporter?
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How did you get a hottie like that?
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Maybe 'cause until yesterday,
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I was a billionaire tycoon and a super hero.
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- Yeah, Awesome X.
- Guys!
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What? Everybody knows Awesome X's
only super power is the Xtacles.
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- Dude.
- Kevin.
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- Don't use my real name!
- [Crews sighs]
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- Hey, don't listen to them.
- Shut up.
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- They're player haters.
- [Rings doorbell]
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God,
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oh, my God, oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God, oh, my God!
- CREWS: Grace!
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Open the damn door!
It's Xander!
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Xander Crews?
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Yes, idiot.
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[Growling]
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And for your information,
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managing a work force
the size of the Xtacles is, like,
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that takes management skills.
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- It does.
- So your super power is management.
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Baffling.
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You're a bitch.
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[Growling]
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- Breath.
- Hi, bunbags, I'm Xander.
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- Where's my idiot girlfriend?
- Hi-yah!
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Aah! Uhh!
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- Grace Ryan is dead.
- CREWS: Dead?
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And now you, Xander Crews,
shall join her...
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in...being dead.
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- Who even are you?
- My name is Antagone.
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- Really?
- Wayne, Shield Walk.
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- No, Greater Cleave!
- I'm a Half ling, I rely on stealth.
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But perhaps first a nerd salad.
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- ALL: Aah!
- Equip plus 3 boots of kicking.
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Wow, I'm...
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That is one...
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Hi-yah!
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Rules of engagement!
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Aah!
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Guys, hang tough.
I'm gonna go get some...
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goblin army.
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Aah!
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Yes, flee, Crews!
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Flee from the wrath of Antagone.
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He's not gonna get a goblin army.
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Now then, I've usurped Crews' company,
usurped his alter ego,
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and where are we on my date
with Ms. Ryan?
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- Harrumph!
- Well, keep trying.
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If the situation
keeps trending so positively--
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Ha ha ha! Yes, the sap is definitely rising.
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And damned if anyone's going to
destroy the Earth and spoil all my fun.
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So, next on the agenda is how about
let's stick it to that villain Killface, hmm?
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KILLFACE: I'm quite sure it was a 20.
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Dude, it's a 10.
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Is that how you
pay for the benzoyl peroxide
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I smell steaming off your greasy face?
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- Dude.
- Cozening the blind!
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- OK, give me your food back.
- No, no.
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The smell of this combo
is driving me mad.
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[Horn honks]
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It's gone!
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It's all gone! The billionaire money is gone.
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The super hero stuff
and the Xtacle fighting force is also gone,
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and the girlfriend is gone
and even the nerds now are gone.
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And I got nothing!
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Might as well be David Arquette.
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And I got nobody to help me!
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[Sniffs]
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Oh.
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Clear the thoroughfare!
Blind pedestrian!
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No, don't help.
Need to learn how to do this.
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Hello?
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[Engine roars]
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KILLFACE: Ohh!
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- Ohhh!
- CREWS: Hey, no, Don't move, man.
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- I think you got a concussion.
- What happened?
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Hit, hit, and they ran. Hit and run.
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- Oh, on a blind man.
- Yeah.
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Crap!
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- Plate was gang car.
- Yes, riding dirty, no doubt.
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- Bubakush.
- CREWS: Yeah, yeah.
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- Well, I'm sorry. I'm Killface.
- Hi!
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- You are in my debt.
- Yeah, good.
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- I mean, I'm in your debt.
- Do you have a house?
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No. Let's go to my house,
and I will take a nap.
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- CREWS: OK.
- Where's my food?
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- Here, here, here.
- My head...kills.
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- Um, this is actually full of rocks.
- Oh, that guy!
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Yeah, Chick Bar
does that to blind people all the time.
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- Oh, I hate him!
- Yeah, my girlfriend
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- did a thing on the news.
- Is your girlfriend on the news?
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- My--what?
- Is it Grace Ryan?
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Wait 2 minute. Who are you?
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- What?
- Shh!
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- Smell that?
- What?
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- I smell crickets.
- We should go to your house.
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Yes, let's go to my house. Take naps.
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- And what's your name?
- Um, uh...
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Barnaby Jones.
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- Barnaby Jones.
- Yeah.
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♪ People let me tell you ♪
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♪ About my new best friend
Barnaby Jones ♪
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Nap.
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♪ Lightning! ♪
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♪ Lightning bolt ♪
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♪ Well, I was fighting an ogre king
in the woods! ♪
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♪ Well, it was just my friend, Chuck
but his costume sure looked good ♪
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♪ Live action role playing,
that's how I get down ♪
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