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Previously on Frisky Dingo...
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So these ants could start
to control your actions
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or possibly drive you insane.
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Now that Xander Crews is dead,
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I am in total control of the Crews empire.
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Harrumph?
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Ha ha. He's close enough.
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OK. On 3.
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1..
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Oh, no. Stop counting.
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2...
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KILLFACE: Great. The one person
in the world I want to kidnap,
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and now he's missing.
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[Mumbling]
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No. For...
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I can't kidnap Grace Ryan.
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[Mumbling]
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Because she's cross enough
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about falling into those
radioactive ants, all right?
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So I really doubt
that she'll take a kidnapping as the...
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You know... Mmm!
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Eat your breakfast.
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[Mumbling]
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Son, no one wants a new mommy
for you more than I do.
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But the reality is that that's our last bowl!
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I mean, it's every morning.
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Yeah, you've got to establish
some boundaries.
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[Scratching]
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Eager to know why you're here.
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Arthur slept over. Hope that's all right.
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No! All right is exactly what it isn't.
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And could you please excuse us?
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Yeah. Hey... Oh, Kap'n Krump!
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Look, I'm trying to raise
a child in this house.
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That's why you've got
to establish boundaries.
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Arthur!
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I'm trying to foster a positive
environment for child-rearing!
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Sire, please!
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I won't have his mother figure
swapping fluids with a lobster!
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[Gasps]
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He thinks of me as a...mother figure?
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Oh, who knows?
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Now mop him up and wipe the...
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Look. That's getting in the grout.
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And no more overnight guests.
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- Well, Phil slept over, too.
- He what?!
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Wait! Wait! Stop it.
Just stop and listen.
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And listen like crazy,
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because this is a totally huge secret.
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Listen to me.
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I... am Awesome X.
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Wait. I can prove it,
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with the genetic analyzer down in the lab.
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You got everybody's D.N.A.
on file from the paternity suit.
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So just get a little piece of my hair--
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- [Rip]
- Ow!
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You making a locket?
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- Shut up.
- God!
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Pardon me, gang.
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Guys... I'm flummoxed.
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Well, I'm not. Let's blast his face off.
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How did he know about the paternity suit?
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Yeah. That was top-secret stuff.
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And Kevin is...
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not the father.
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Whoo!
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[Gunshots]
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[Baby crying]
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Hey, thank you,
mister "wake up the baby".
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Ha ha. Not my baby.
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Way to go, Kevin.
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But if he is Awesome X,
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that means he's been lying
to us all these years.
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Yeah, which is actually pretty uncool.
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[Sniffles]
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All right, let's get the machine.
Who's going to guard him?
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1 will. 1 will.
Please to be picking me, guys.
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Please.
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OK, Ronnie. But do not let him escape.
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Oh... You don't worry about that, guys.
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Qom... Ah...
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Qom... Ah...
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Qom.
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No, no, no! Stop that!
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Stop that mantra!
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Oh, hi. And a blessed day to you.
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- Hmm?
- Mmm...
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- Hmm?
- Mmm...
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Qom...
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[Bang]
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Get the hell out of here!
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Mm. I can't.
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Lorraine kicked me out
when she found out I had cancer.
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That fat slag.
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But surely this town has a "Y," Philip.
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No. I'm getting a pretty nice
healing vibe here, good for my chakra.
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No, no. Cancer's a bad influence on Simon,
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worse than Sinn and that prawn and...
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Whatever happened to Val?
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That's... Hmm...
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Anyway, get your candles
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and white cells and whatever
and just pop on down to the "Y," hmm?
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Qom...
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My lawyers say the Annihilatrix
caused my cancer.
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- What lawyers?
- It's all here in the lawsuit.
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My God, the stones on you.
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...Were valued at $3 million,
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not including the famed
Blue Dahlia diamond,
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which is priceless.
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So far, the only lead in the robbery
is footage from a security camera
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and, of course, these super-intelligent
radioactive ants
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crawling around on stuff.
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For Tense Forth News, I'm Grant Runyan.
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No! That time you said Grant Runyan.
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God! What is wrong with me?
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Maybe you should go back to the doctor.
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Maybe YOU should go back to the doctor.
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Maybe you should shove
your skinny arm up my a-hole
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and change out this tape.
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CREWS: So, uh...
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- what are you doing?
- Just making against interruptions.
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- Dude, what are you...
- Shh, shh.
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Hey, hey, hey. That's Awesome X
you're caressing.
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You shut your mouth.
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The DNA machine is going to prove that.
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XTACLE: Ronnie, somebody broke in
and smashed the DNA machine.
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Roger.
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- Guess what? I did that.
- Dude.
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Now I will glue this to your head,
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and then I make love to your face.
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And when I get back from the bowl store,
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I want this apartment to be
a crab- and cancer-free zone.
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Arthur can't be moved.
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1 think his ribs are all smashed up inside.
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Well, my foot hurts, so we're even.
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- We could use some more peroxide.
- And some boundaries.
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I need some shark oil. I'll go with you.
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Um, actually, no, you won't.
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Well, it might help me be a little
more favorable in the old deposition.
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[Inhales deeply]
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Go start the minivan.
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And then call Grace Ryan.
Set up a late supper, just the two of us,
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because now that I've assumed
Xander Crews' professional position,
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1 think it's high time I assumed the position
with his lovely paramour.
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Ha ha ha!
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[Groans]
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WOMAN: Well, shame on little Grace Ryan.
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Neither cantaloupe nor honeydew
to be had, my pets.
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We'll have to go shopping.
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But first we need money.
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Now, who do we know
with lots of money?
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[Dialing]
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KILLFACE: Ridiculous!
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$180 for snake oil!
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Shark oil, and some of that
was for the bath salts
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and the loofah.
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Oh, damn your loofah,
and damn Xander Crews,
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and damn his sodding bank!
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Yeah, why do you bank here anyway?
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Checking with interest, Phil.
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But now this blasted machine
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says my checking account
can't be accessed!
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Wow. Already?
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I--1 beg your pardon?
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Well, we had to freeze your assets.
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KILLFACE: [Inhales deeply]
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Come on. It's common sense.
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I'm sorry. Do you want
some walking-around money?
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No, I want to go out to the car
and get some plasma charges
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and blow Xander Crews'
crummy little bank to--
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[Coughing]
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My loofah! Where's my loofah?
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Shut up, Phil. [Coughs]
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KILLFACE: Phil, what does that look like?
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PHIL: You know, from here,
it looks like ants are robbing that bank.
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KILLFACE: Well, from here, it looks like
my financial worries are behind me.
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Come over here. You have pockets.
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Better call my lawyers.
That might be an attachable asset.
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No, don't call them.
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Phil, you little--
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Dog! Unhand my bullion.
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- Come again?
- Unhand it or suffer my wrath.
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Now see here, woman. If anyone's wrath
is going to be suffered, it's mine.
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It's not wise to antagonize Antagone.
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I'm sorry? Auntie who?
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Antagone.
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Oh. Was Betty Bug Lady already taken?
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Hi-yah!
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You little tart.
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Begone. My quarrel is with Xander Crews.
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Xan--so's mine!
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That's so funny. We could join--
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Hi-yah!
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Now she's really throwing
a beating on him.
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Yeah, I think she's got
relative ant strength.
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- Philip.
- 1 am going to have to call you back.
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Grr...
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Oh, really? Well, let me tell you this.
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch!
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Nothing?
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Aren't you tenacious?
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I find that very attractive in a man.
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Um, I am flattered certainly,
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but I'm actually...
well, not seeing someone,
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but I do like someone.
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Who? That little mouse, Grace Ryan?
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You know her? Aah!
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Grace Ryan is a nothing!
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But Antagone is a woman!
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OK, once again the mall
has become my Waterloo.
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I surrender.
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A wise choice--uh!
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And the next one's right in the tit!
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Now you just piss off, bug lady!
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- Hi-yah!
- Uh!
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Let me tell you, I haven't seen this many
ants since Cinci in '84.
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My God, I hate this mall.
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[Hawking]
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That better not be formic acid
you're retching up.
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Very dangerous for the eyes.
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Aah! My eyes!
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- Come, my pets.
- I was just saying don't, and you did!
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Really? How does that work?
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Philip, it's burning!
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Even if the penthouse
is in his kid's name?
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- Philip--
- Well, let's pursue that.
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If you don't hang up that telephone,
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I shall bleed you dry.
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You heard that, right?
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He says tell you
that's a hostile work environment.
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Great. Tell him I'm blind.
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XTACLE: Ronnie. Ronnie, open the door.
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Ronnie?
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XTACLES: Where the hell is Crews?
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RONNIE: Um...
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And where are your pants?
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Oh, come on!
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Aah!
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So if you want to trade in any attributes,
you've got to do it before LARPstock.
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They're really being dicks this year.
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What about--what about
spells of confusion?
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1 don't know.
Are you under one right now?
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Because I'm talking about attributes!
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- Aah!
- Whoa!
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Oh, my goddess!
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[Crews coughs]
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Hello.
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W--Were you sent by Thendor the Elder?
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- Yeah.
- Wow.
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You geeks got a car?
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[Keys rattle]
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