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This is Grace Ryan, Force 10 News
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from high atop the Annihilatrix,
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my microphone now literally a lifeline,
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because if I fall,
1 will drop right into what appear to be
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drums full of super-intelligent
radioactive waste-covered--
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[Gasp]
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Ants...!
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[Splash, car alarm beeping]
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Oh, my God. She fell.
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Awesome.
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Well...
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Aah!
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[Crash]
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Jet boots rule!
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- What?
- You don't need to say it every time.
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[Supermarket music playing quietly]
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[Coughing]
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[Mumbling]
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I know. I know. Nothing hurts like a scrape,
but you're being so brave.
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And soon they'll fix you up
with some ointment
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and a nice big Band-Aid, right?
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[Mumbling]
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Yes, we'll ask if they have Dora ones.
Right?
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Swipe or no swiping?
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Hmm?
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Nothing?
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Oh, blow it out your cloaca, crabcakes.
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This isn't my fault.
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No. It's Phil's fault.
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- Me? How is it--
- Who built that catwalk?
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Hmm? Show of nonsevered hands.
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And God help you if you scrimped
on the building materials.
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- [Mumbling]
- Yes, that's an excellent idea.
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I'm going to have this pipe analyzed...
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at the lab.
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Ahem.
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So...how are you holding up?
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- Mm.
- [Mumbling]
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No, I don't think she wants to be
your new...mommy.
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Uh!
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Ahem.
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- [Mumbling]
- Shh!
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Uh, which one of you is Mr...Face?
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Oh, no. My son should go first.
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He's got a very nasty scrape.
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And we'd just love to treat him.
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We want X-rays obviously.
Possibly an M.R.I.?
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- Just as soon as you get insurance.
- ALL: What?
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No. That's my card there. Mutual Health.
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- Yeah, we're all on the same plan.
- Well, this policy has lapsed.
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Oh, here we go.
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Phil, you shut your fat face!
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Miss Nurse, I shall require a telephone.
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The pay phone's down the hall.
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Splendid. I'll just clatter down there
with this pipe jutting out of my lung.
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You've been an absolute delight.
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Thank you!
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Wait. I got hurt at work.
Aren't I covered by workman's comp?
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If your employer's current with your
workman's comp insurance premiums.
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Ahem.
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Oh, that's no good.
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[Crash]
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WOMAN: Hey! Watch it!
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KILLFACE: Woman, I have
a pipe in my lung!
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Fatty!
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Hope your baby's born dead!
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I got insurance.
Can I see a doctor?
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Only if we can find a way to treat you
without helping him.
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Awesome!
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Mm...mm.
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Yes, the customer-service whoever person
told me to call this number.
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Policy number.
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66666666666. Hmm...
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My name is Joseph.
This call is an attempt to collect a debt.
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- A debt, yes. That's why I'm--
- No! You do not interrupt my speaking!
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No premiums paid for 6 past months!
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- It's debited automatically--
- You must pay this debt today!
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- Stop screaming at me.
- You must not interrupt my speaking!
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- Joseph, is it?
- No! No! No! No! No!
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Oh, now just you see here.
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Terminating! Terminating!
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- I'm just trying--
- Terminating!
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[Click and dial tone]
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Lovely.
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Everyone, that was policy number
66666666666!
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- I terminated.
- [Applause]
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Joseph, did you first shriek at him?
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Oh, I shrieked most horribly.
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Everyone, you would do well
to take a page from Joseph's book.
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It's in the training manual!
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[Whooping]
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Ah...
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Yeah, you can stop doing that, OK?
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- Ah...
- Psst!
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Look, I seriously need some watermelon.
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Yeah, we still don't have any.
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But take a look at this.
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What we've got here is a healthy brain.
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- Oh, thank God.
- Yes. Praise Him.
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I hear you.
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OK. But here's your brain.
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Wait. Are those...
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- ...ants?
- Yeah.
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Wha--?
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Yeah.
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Then you transfer me to a call center
in some flyblown corner of India
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to be shrieked at by a man with an accent
thicker than blackstrap molasses!
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How is that racist?
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Not his skin, you halfwit. His accent.
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Well, then I demand to speak
to the president of your foul little company.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes.
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And now I'm on hold again.
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You would not believe the day I'm having.
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- [Coughs]
- Cover your mouth.
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DOCTOR: So these ants
could start to control your actions
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- or possibly drive you insane.
- Oh, my God!
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I mean, we don't get this a lot,
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but do have
a computer-generated simulation
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of one possible scenario...
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Wherein you become Shaquilla,
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queen of the lost city of ants.
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That's your palace.
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Yes. Hello. Hi.
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Is this the president
of the Mutual Health Insurance Company?
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What do you mean "not exactly"?
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Mutual Health is owned
by the Crews company?!
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Yes, the Crews company.
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Yes, the one owned by Xander Crews.
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What? No, Mr. Crews is unavailable to you.
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Well, damn your eyes! Where is he?
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Well, that's the 20 billion dollar question,
isn't it? Terminating.
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[Hangs up]
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[Coughs]
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Yes. Shut up.
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And that's your lover, Arkmed.
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But he's a drone. So your love is forbidden.
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Where did you even get these?
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Everywhere.
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What? Well, am I going to die?
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Not according to these drawings.
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Thank you, Simon.
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It's good as new.
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[Mumbling]
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No. Why do you always ruin it?
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[Mumbling]
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Not with those dirty fingers.
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Are you trying to make time with my girl?
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[Mumbling]
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Oh, Arthur, they fixed you.
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Good as new.
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Well...Relatively.
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And miraculously, I'm totally fine.
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Yeah, um, about that...
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During your separation,
they found an inoperable tumor in your...
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everywhere.
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[Gasping]
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Yeah, about as big as maybe...a lamb.
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- Is there anything you can do?
- ll do have a computer sim--
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Stop it!
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- Stop it.
- Ahem.
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Maybe we should all pray together.
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KILLFACE: Aah!
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What the--?
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Sinn, bring the minivan around.
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- Sire, Phil has...
- I bet Whitey here likes to pray.
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- Aah!
- Man.
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- Fetch the minivan!
- Sire--
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We're off to murder
that wretch Xander Crews.
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Don't you dare hurt him.
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Sire, Phil has cancer.
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Ah... [Sighs]
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First of all, he's obviously not that into you.
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Phil, given your strict
false meats and cheese regimen,
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the only real surprise
is you're not dead already.
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Phil, grappling
with the cold reality of death,
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has no pithy rejoinder.
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But we've got to get him treatment.
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We've got no health insurance
thanks to Xander Crews.
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Oh, my God, Xander. Where are you?
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Well, wherever he is,
I'm sure he's laughing his fat face off.
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- Uh!
- Who's laughing now, Crews?
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I wasn't laughing before. Uh!
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XTACLE 1: I'm gonna punch him
so friggin' hard.
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XTACLE 2: I'll smash his face in.
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XTACLE 3: I'm gonna blow him...
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Up! What?
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You...queers.
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What the hell do you want?
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XTACLE 1: We want a living wage!
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XTACLE 2: And health insurance.
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XTACLE 1: Yeah,
and some flex hours, bitch.
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Uh! OK.
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XTACLE 1: What? Really?
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CREWS: Yes. Give me a damn phone.
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- [Ringing]
- I'll call Stan and sort this out...
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Jerk. Hey, wait. Don't punch.
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Stan. Stan, it's Crews.
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The Xtacles have me and they want
their salary and benefits back.
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XTACLE: And flex hours.
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You see the phone to my ear?
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STAN: I'm sorry,
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but I'm in the process of having Mr. Crews
pronounced legally dead...
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CREWS: You what?
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Taking control of the Crews company,
and grieving and so forth,
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and I think it's in f'ing poor taste
for you to call here, whoever you are,
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and pretend that you are him.
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Stan, look,
they're not [beep] around here, man!
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- STAN: Terminating.
- What?
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[Dial tone]
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[Sighs]
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So, uh... How'd that go?
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STAN: Who's laughing now, Mr. Crews?
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[Evil laughter]
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[Evil laughter continues]
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Me. I am laughing.
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XTACLE: So, you want it in the face or--
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Oh, not my handsome face!
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Ah, just kidding. You don't get to pick.
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CREWS: You--you--
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See you in hell, Dick.
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OK,on 3.1...
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CREWS: Oh, no. Stop counting.
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2...
9999
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