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KILLFACE: No, no, mm-mmm.
No, I am not here.
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- But I've just told him you were.
- Woman, you are a gatekeeper.
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- So shut up and keep the bloody gate.
- But-
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- [Gibberish]
- Ahem.
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He must have stepped out for the papers.
May I take a message?
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Yeah. I got big message for him!
Tell him, "Where my money?
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"Where my big return on investment?
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"Stupid damn die postcard bitch!"
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It was about the coupon again.
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Thank you, I gathered that.
I have this whore of a headache.
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God, I would kill for some peace and quiet.
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- [Glass shattering]
- What was that?
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Probably the repo men.
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What in God's name is--
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Oh, my God, that vase was pre-Columbian.
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That's bad.
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What do you care?
It's not even yours anymore.
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What do you mean, it's not mine?
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MAN: That Chinaman got him
a lien on your belongings.
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Oh, he is so dead.
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♪ You like what I got ♪
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♪ But baby don't test me♪
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♪ Don't test me ♪
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Aw, this damn guy overexposed.
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What the hell, damn guy? No trouble!
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Awesome X means you no harm, Celestial.
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Awesome...
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X. Yes, maybe read
a newspaper once in your life.
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Actually pretty well known.
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- Do you know this man?
- Aw, this damn guy come in shop,
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he say, "you want to be in business?"
I say, "sure, damn guy, what that entail?"
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He said, "pay me money,
I'll make postcard with coupon up front.
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Now me out 64 large
ones minimum response!"
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What the hell did he just say?
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XTACLE: I don't know.
Something about a coupon.
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3-piece, 6.99.
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- XTACLE: Actually, that's pretty low.
- Hell, damn robot guy, that crazy low!
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Just a damn minute, Mr. Man,
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are you even Asian?
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Yeah, see, I kind of got
this minority business loan.
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Those loans are for non-threatening,
educated women of color.
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XTACLE 1: Yeah, like maybe
she wants to go into real estate.
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XTACLE 2: Or maybe open a beauty salon.
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- Screw it. Shoot him.
- Hey, hey, hey! Whoa!
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Can't we work something out here?
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More. More.
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More like a whole box more,
and the villabouts of the whereian Kelly.
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XTACLE: The whereabouts
of the villain Killface.
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Did I say, "the villabouts
of the whereian Kelly?"
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- XTACLE: Yep.
- 'Cause I've been doing that a lot lately.
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I wonder if it's a tumor.
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XTACLE: I know a good cancer doctor.
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And you just let them waltz right in.
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Well done.
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I think there's a valuable lesson
to be learned in all this.
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[Shattering]
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CREWS: Now all we need to do
is get Killface's permission
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to make him into a doll
for Awesome X to fight.
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All right.
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I'll have Legal draw up the standard--
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- Staaaan!
- What?
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- Stan!
- What?
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CREWS: The guy's a supervillain, OK?
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CREWS: You've got to get outside the box,
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starting with operation snooper-fax.
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STAN: Snoop for what?
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Working title.
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- What is this?
- Looks like a fax machine.
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Yes, but whence woman.
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- Whence?
- CREWS: Oh, ho-ho! Watley.
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Check that out, man.
That's a real supervillain right there.
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I'm doing the best I can.
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Perhaps you could get something for it
at the local pawnbrokery.
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Sinn, that's bloody brilliant.
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Hocking this fax machine
is sure to bring in the $12 billion
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I need to complete the Annihilatrix.
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You're really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really smart!
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And pretty.
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Now we bait the old hook-a-roo, Stan.
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You don't have 12 billion dollars.
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I'm not writing him a check, dumb-ass.
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- Give me some glitter on here.
- You can't fax glitter.
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- Well, not with that attitude.
- Not with any attitude.
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Sinn, something's coming
out of that thing.
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- "Inventors..."
- Read it to me.
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Go, read it.
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"Showcase your invention
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at the first annual
Xander Crews Inventors' Expo."”
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I invented the Annihilatrix!
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SINN: "First prize: $12 billion.”
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"The Crew's Inn Desert Hotel,
Las Vegas, this very weekend."”
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Sire, that's exactly how much you need
to complete the Annihilatrix.
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- Nah.
- Nah, what?
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I'd still need $64,000 to pay off
that fractious Chinaman.
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CREWS: Oh, come on!
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Here, OK, fax this.
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That paper feed's full of mucilage.
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Well, un-jam it full of mucilage.
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- With what?
- Swab it out.
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Why do you think we have
those expensive swabs?
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"P.S.: the prize for best presentation
will be $64,000."
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Hmm.
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Right, then. Off we go.
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To Vegas, baby, going to Vegas!
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Watley, get in the damn car.
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Oh, come on, he's just excited for Vegas.
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I like to call it "Lost Wages."
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- Nice.
- Well, calm down. It's not prom night.
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Yeah, because I'm not getting raped.
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Hey, rape-free zone right here, buddy.
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Until I get a couple more drinks in me--
I'm kidding.
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Let me see them big titties.
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CREWS: Oh! I'm kidding.
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KILLFACE: Sinn, how are
the costumes coming?
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Almost finished. Are we far?
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Um, that's a good question, actually.
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This all looks like a giant litter box.
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Sir, don't you think it's kind of weird
how the prize money
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for this thing is exactly the same amount
we need to finish the Annihilatrix?
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No, I think it's weird that you question me
every time there's a thing.
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It just seems kind of weird.
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[Brakes screeching]
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Ooh...
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Yes, pick on him.
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Push him down.
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OK, to recap, Watley gives
a fake presentation.
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- How's your face?
- It hurts really bad.
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Well, suck it up.
OK, then Killface gives a presentation.
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Like bees in my mouth.
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Killface gives a presentation, he wins,
you give him a bogus check.
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Then, in the ensuing brouhaha,
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he signs a release form giving us the rights
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to use his name and likeness
for the Killface doll. Any questions?
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Yes. Why?
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CREWS: Misdirection, Stan.
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Now, where's all that red-hot Vegas cooze,
you reckon?
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Behind me is the famous
Crews Inn Desert Hotel,
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where thanks to the largesse
of the handsome and wonderful
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billionaire tycoon Xander Crews--
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- What?
- CAMERAMAN: Well, since he like,
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owns the network,
that doesn't sound very objective.
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GRACE: He's objectively wonderful.
CAMERAMAN: OK.
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GRACE: What?
CAMERAMAN: All right.
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Can I get you anything, Mr. Crews?
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Let me get a Tom Collins
and the learning of your name.
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Geri.
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[Laughing]
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Sinn, this is Mr. Watley,
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but don't get too friendly,
I'm afraid he's one of our competitors.
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Charmed, I'm sure.
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[Romantic music]
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- [Squelching]
- Oh!
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Did you just...lay a clutch of eggs?
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Well, I've got to go.
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You should get those in some sand.
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That's something
you don't see every day, one hopes.
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Clutch of eggs moldering on the floor.
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- Look at those little buggers.
- They are cute.
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You see the little eyes
in there like tadpoles.
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That one blinked at me.
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Wonder what the rate of survival
is among--
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it must be very low, to lay that many eggs.
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- Yes.
- What do you--
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What's the percentage on that,
do you think?
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How many of those eggs
will reach maturity?
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- I really don't--
- I wonder if he has any natural predators.
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Seagulls?
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Well, gross, and I hope his invention's
not as brilliant as he is...eggy.
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Don't worry about him, sir.
Operation Bad Habit is a go.
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16 hours in the car.
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How many times did I say no sabotaging
the other inventors dressed as nuns?
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[Mumbling]
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At least a dozen.
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CREWS: Are we gonna do this or what?
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I was gonna ask you the same thing.
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Hey-yo! Naughty, naughty naughty.
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Yeah, that's a little voice I do.
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Call him "Dago Frank."
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[Gasp]
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Excuse me, miss, would you like
a shrimp cocktail or anything else?
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STAN: OK, the first inventor
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in this thing is Arthur Watley.
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Today, already!
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Um, OK, my invention is...
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ant farm keyboard.
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My God, the genius of it!
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It's basically a regular computer keyboard,
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but it's made of clear plastic,
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and there's some ants, you know,
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inside of it--
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- Thank you, Mr. Watley.
- Thank you.
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Whom I've never met,
for that invention of sorts.
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[Coughing] Next up...
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All right, all right.
Let's bring it in, bring it in. On me, on me.
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Now, look, I'm counting on all of you.
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There's no yesterday, there's no tomorrow.
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Forget ant farm keyboard,
that's--forget that.
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I want you to go out there
and take this moment
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and make it yours. All right?
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STAN: Now, here they are, team Killface.
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[Rock music]
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Ho, ho, ho, hang on, hang on, whoa!
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Stop!
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- [Mumbles]
- I'm sorry?
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Yeah, I picked the ant computer.
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- You what?
- KILLFACE: What?
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Yeah!
[Squelching]
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Oh! Aah!
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But I gave you breadcrumbs!
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But, hey, you guys get best presentation
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with the fire and the tigers and all,
that would have been cool.
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Thanks for coming out, everybody.
Got to go bang this waitress.
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This is an outrage!
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[Mumbling]
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Luring us out to this infernal desert
for nothing but stuff and nonsense.
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- Oh, come on.
- Sickening.
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You have to admit,
ant farm keyboard is a great invention.
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♪ Ant farm keyboard! Ant farm keyboard! ♪
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Oh, shut the [bleep] up!
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Waste of everybody's fiing time.
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Ant farm keyboard is brilliant
We're gonna sell a million of them.
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- Yeah!
- Watley, you realize as a Crews employee
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1 own the rights to it and you don't get
any prize money or anything?
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Can I at least keep my orb and scepter?
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I'm gonna say no... Just because.
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What do I get?
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You get to be marketing director
for our new ant farm keyboard division.
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No way!
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I'm sure your girlfriend
will be thrilled to hear that.
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You have a girlfriend?
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Well, thank you, Stan.
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Wow! Thanks, lady.
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Wait till the guys at school hear about this.
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Oh, my God!
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- Do you like XBOX?
- Sweetie, I'm tired.
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Well, at least we got best presentation
so I can get my furniture back.
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- Big f'ing d.
- Shut up, Phil.
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Plus, there's the free ant farm keyboard
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from Sinn's new boyfriend, the crawfish.
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And it was very nice of him to give us one.
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And very childish of you, Simon,
to smash it open in the back seat like that.
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Pride is a fool's fortress.
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Now, who's for Denny's?
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