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[Dramatic music, siren wails]
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[Yelling]
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And the city burns. Behind me, brave
firefighters heroically fight the blaze
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started in a battle between Disastron,
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the last surviving member
of the Chaos Council
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and our very own...
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Awesome X.
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- Awesome X?
- Awesome X.
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- Ahem.
- What?
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Rumor has it, now that
you've defeated all the supervillains,
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that you and your mercenary
robots--the Xtacles--
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Oh, hey, good!
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Big shout-out to the Xtacles. Arroo!
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Couldn't have done it without you guys.
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Oh, that was nice.
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God, I wish we had TiVo.
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Oh, now you want TiVo.
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You'll finally be retiring. Is that accurate?
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No. Ever--ever vigilant.
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- I am a beacon of...vigilance.
- OK.
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Also a beacon of fighting.
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- And now that you're retiring--
- I'm not retiring.
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I guess the thanks
of a grateful city are yours.
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Oh, uh...
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You're welcome, city.
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For Force 10 News, I'm--
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Thank you.
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. I'm..
- Thank you, city.
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You're awesome.
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For Force 10 News, I'm Grace Ryan.
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And I am Awesome X!
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Yeah, who started a rumor
Awesome X is retiring?
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- I may have...
- Stan?
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...on behalf of Awesome X,
issued a press release. Yes.
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CREWS: What the hell did you do that for?
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Because now that Awesome X
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has defeated all the supervillains
in the city--
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- Ka-kow!
- It's time Xander Crews got focused--
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Lame.
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...On running his huge
multinational conglomerate.
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Now, all that superhero nonsense
was all well and good--
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Nonsense?! Stan, I was avenging the
untimely deaths of my murdered parents...
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Who were murdered.
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- Yes, but--
- Stan, hang on.
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[Telephone rings]
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Telephone.
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I'm blowing up here.
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Go. Go time.
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[Continues ringing]
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[Sighs]
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- Go time.
- Operator.
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Yeah.
[Ringing]
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Go time.
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- GRACE: Hi, baby. It's me.
- [Sighs]
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Did you see my interview
with Awesome X?
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- Yes, I did.
- GRACE: Well, what did you think?
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- Uh--
- GRACE: I thought it went great.
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- Can you hang on a second?
- GRACE: OK.
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- OK. Click.
- [Dial tone]
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Ho ho ho ho.
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Oh, my God, she's gonna be mad I did that.
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I don't even know why I did it.
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[Dial tone]
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Do you think I'm selfish?
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- [Horn honks, sirens wailing]
- Are we still on for tonight?
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Xander?
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I guess the network's down.
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Uh, I've got 6 bars.
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- Me, too.
- Yeah, me, too.
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Are you people gonna load out
or dick around with your phones all day?
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- 6 bars.
- [Sniggering]
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STAN: That will be all, Watley.
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WATLEY: If there's anything else I--
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STAN: Get out!
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CREWS: Damn, dawg.
What's all this bidness?
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STAN: That's exactly what it is--
business.
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STAN: P&L's, balance sheets,
earnings estimates.
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CREWS: And why is it on my desk?
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Because it's time you learned
how to run a business.
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And the first thing
you're going to do is fire the Xtacles.
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[Gasps]
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The Xtacles are the backbone
of the Awesome X Fighting Force.
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They're also a $5 million annual drain
on the company's bottom line.
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[Scoffs] Is that all you care about, Stan,
the bottom line?
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- Yes!
- CREWS: Well...
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unless we all of a sudden lose
$5 million somehow,
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- I'm not firing my dawgs.
- Damn it--
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And...
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I have to go ride in my limo.
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♪ All that cheese ♪
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♪ (Hey, all that cheese) ♪
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♪ Tell you how it is ♪
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[Cell phone rings]
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Go time...
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Except if it's Stan.
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- Hey, baby. It's me.
- Hey.
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- You know what I was thinking?
- Uh-uh.
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Now I won't be covering those crazy battles
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between Supervillains
and Awesome X all the time,
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and now I can really concentrate on us.
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Huh?
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I mean talk about...
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[Jackhammer drowns out voice]
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...maybe finally unfreezing
some of your sperm.
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You--When did you freeze my sperm?!
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- Oh, I always do that. Ha ha.
- What?!
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Well, we can talk about that tonight.
See you at your place at 7:00.
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[Phone beeps]
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♪ Taco supreme ♪
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♪ Super head, tell Bill Maher ♪
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♪ I'm coming for you, baby ♪
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- Yeah, baby.
- CREWS: [Grunting]
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Oh, yeah! Yeah, baby.
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CREWS: Oh! This is so wrong.
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- PROSTITUTE: Oh, God!
- CREWS: Oh, my God!
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- PROSTITUTE: Oh, yeah.
- CREWS: I'm with a prostitute.
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Yeah, come on,
you big black son of a bitch! Oh, yeah!
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CREWS: What?!
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- CREWS: Where did that come from?
- PROSTITUTE: What?
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CREWS: Oh, no. Don't stop. I like it.
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PROSTITUTE: OK.
[Groaning]
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- ELECTRONIC VOICE: Granted access.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- PROSTITUTE: Oh, don't stop!
- Shut up, hooker.
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GRACE: Xander? Baby, you up here?
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GRACE: You have got to move
that crazy suit of armor,
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before it kills somebody or--aagh!
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What--what are you doing here?
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Xan--uh, Billy--
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Xander Crews said I could use
his place for this...
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- GRACE: He--
- CREWS: ...hooker.
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- GRACE: You know him?
- We went to college together.
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No, we didn't. Get out of here!
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He will be at your place in one hour.
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- GRACE: I just--I--
- CREWS: No time, woman.
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CREWS: He despises tardiness.
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You should know that.
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Go! Get out!
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Oh, sorry. Bye.
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Oh, my God.
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1 did not mean for her to see this.
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Xander Crews.
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Oh, let's go back to the black--
big black guy thing.
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You're Awesome X!
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[Gasps]
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Oh, boy.
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STAN: $5 million?!
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- I had to pay her off!
- STAN: Damn it!
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Well, I can't have
some blabbity-mouth hooker
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running around
with my secret identity.
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That's the first thing they teach you.
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STAN: Nobody cares
about your secret identity.
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It's to protect my loved ones.
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You don't have any loved ones!
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[Gasps]
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Stan!
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What, who?
The girlfriend you treat like dirt?
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Your murdered parents?
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CREWS: Oh.
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STAN: And you can say good-bye
to the Xtacles.
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- What--what?!
- STAN: What what?
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You just spent
their entire salary for the year.
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Oh, see, I knew you were
gonna trick me into doing this!
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Me?! You're the one
who paid $5 million for a blowjob!
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I..
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It was a half and half...
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First of all.
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Second of all, OK. I'm going.
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[Sighs] Awesome X to Excalibur,
I'm on final approach.
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XTACLE: He's coming.
Everybody in position.
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[Guns cocking]
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Yo.
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Where the hell are you guys?
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XTACLES: Surprise!
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Ambush!
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[Screaming]
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[Making laser sounds]
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[Screaming]
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Go time, mother-humpers!
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Awesome! Awesome!
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Bring it, you cyborg sons of bitches!
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What are you doing?!
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It's a surprise party.
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[Clears throat]
Do what now?
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'Cause we love you.
[Groans]
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Well, why the hell were
you pointing those damn guns at me?!
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[Bubbling]
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XTACLE: We got them at the party store.
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Hey, guys, hey! Check this out.
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L1 will open communist China to the West.
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Put that back.
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Oh. I thought you wanted to kill me
'cause I came up here to fire you.
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XTACLES: What?!
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Yeah, take a knee, gang.
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But the Crews Company
funds the entire Awesome X operation.
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So, you know, take it
up with Xander Crews.
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- XTACLE: Let's kill that son of a bitch!
- ALL: Yeah!
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- CREWS: No, you know, let's-- Let's don't--
- XTACLE: Kill him!
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He's a good guy.
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We don't kill good guys.
We kill bad guys. Come on.
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- XTACLE: So, uh...
- It's in our charter.
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What's up with our 401 Ks?
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- My retirement!
- Yeah, what is up with that?
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[Groans]
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- Oh, what the--
- That's my nest egg!
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We're still gonna
have health insurance, right?
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Oh, my God! Health insurance, I need that!
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CREWS: Ahem. Mm-mmm.
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- Oh, my God!
- What?!
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- Are we at least eligible for Cobra?
- What, the little...
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The G.I. Joe dolls?
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No. Not the G.I. Joe dolls.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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Give me the...
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The--where it is?
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Kevin made you this--
We all kind of helped--
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Before you shot him in the face.
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Oh! You guys!
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[Gasps]
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CREWS: Guys, is this...
l mean, this is--
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- XTACLE: Yeah, it's sculpy.
- CREWS: It's awesome!
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XTACLE: Well, we all kind of helped.
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CREWS: And I think I just found
a way to save our jobs.
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XTACLE: Mmm... Except Kevin.
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- And Mike.
- Uh, both Mikes.
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CREWS: Oh, Fat Mike, too?
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[Harrumphing]
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STAN: Order, please, gentlemen.
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Order! Now then.
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First item on the agenda is--
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[Can jingles]
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Mr. Crews!
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CREWS: Hey! No, no! Don't get up.
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- CREWS: How's it going? How's every--
- [Harrumphing]
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CREWS: ...body doing? Weird.
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So, Mr. Crews, this is certainly a surprise.
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Yeah, I bet. But I'm here.
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I'm here to run the company, So...
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- MAN: Harrumph!
- CREWS: Hey! Hey, buddy.
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And also, um...
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[Opens briefcase]
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From now on, we're doing this.
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STAN: I'm sorry?
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"Cause I converted all our factories
over to making these little guys.
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- You what?
- [Harrumphing]
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Whoosh! Wha!
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That's him flying.
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- CREWS: What?!
- STAN: Doll factory?!
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You said if I can make
the Awesome X brand
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a profitable part of this company,
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CREWS: I could keep
on doing whatever I want.
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No, I didn't.
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- Well, you implied it.
- No!
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- Hey!
- 1 did not!
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Tone of voice!
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Look, I don't care what Boys From Brazil
thing you got going on in there,
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but I'm still the boss in here.
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And we're making Awesome X dolls,
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and they're gonna kick so much ass,
you'll probably go blind.
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And if you still have a problem with that,
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there's the big-ass door.
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You're not gonna sell doll one
without a villain, you ninny--
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A Cobra to your G.I. Joe;
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a Stretch Monster
to your Stretch Armstrong;
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a Decepticon to your Autobot.
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I'm one step ahead of you, Stan.
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CREWS: Check it.
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Oh, sweet mother of God.
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Hi, Mister--
[Coughing]
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- STAN: Watley?
- Yeah! No, no.
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This monster man is?
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- The Dread Lobster.
- CREWS: The Dread Lobster.
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- STAN: What?
- He's a supervillain
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for Awesome X to battle
so we can, uh...
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drive the sales, Stan.
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- Thoughts?
- He's an abomination!
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What! It was his idea!
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Which, looking back,
l1 guess I really didn't think through.
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Keep 'em up, buddy.
Chicka-chicka!
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Why is he so pale?
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Oh, why are you so pale, Watley?
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I think maybe my body
is rejecting the claws.
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CREWS: Well, cut it out.
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[Coughs]
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CREWS: Watley?
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Watley?
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Oh. Is he dead?
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He's damn close.
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Take his neck pulse.
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- STAN: That's what I'm--
- Don't go into the light, Watley!
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- You imbecile!
- Hey!
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- Hurtful.
- Sit down!
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250 years this company
has been in your family.
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And from slaves and small pox blankets
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to soft-core porn and semiconductors,
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it's always made a profit.
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00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:32,794
But with one fell idiotic swoop,
you've ruined it.
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I'm just glad your murdered parents--
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My murdered parents
wanted me to be happy!
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00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,566
And this can make me happy, Stan.
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[Sniffles]
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Fiscal sales of Awesome X dolls.
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Nobody is going to buy a superhero doll
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without a villain to fight!
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Well, then I'm kind of at a loss.
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00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,844
Unless...
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- Oh, what about this guy for the villain?
- STAN: What?
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My man?
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- When did this get here?
- CREWS: Uh...
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Apparently, it's been here the whole time.
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