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-- BEDSIDE ROMANCE --

I cannot think I have inherited so much. Miss Hansen Miss Bine?

You have inherited the entire Hansen Group I operate from this office.

I can not believe it. I did not know about your existence -

until after your uncle's death. You never met No

How much have I inherited? Difficult to say in dollars and cents.

These are the 26 major companies. Tuesday today? 27.

It is best that I show you everything. We will go now.

God, how wonderful! Tinkeruphus is beautiful.

Here I could live. You could do that.

It is yours. The house has 72 furnished rooms.

There is nobody living here? Some staff in their own wing.

There is a resident manager, with whom you can share a household with.

An elderly man? A young, beautiful and high-class woman.

It's the Baroness who hunt fox in the park for sport.

Her grandfather's father owned a farm, but the sons neglect it.

Decent and smart. Single?

Yes. Men are afraid of energetic women like Baroness Sikabild.

There is the Baroness. I can introduce you.

This is the salon, where you eat breakfast from May to September.

That exits onto the garden, which is on seven acres.

The small dining room, for 30 people or less.

You must be tired after a long day with Jacobsen's lawyer?

You are his boss, and mine also. So I do not feel it at all.

What have you been doing? I studied law in Aarhus.

Then I went to Paris to learn French. Then this happened.

I will return to the law in the fall. We need women who know the law.

Knight's Hall. We just say the room. It is used at major events.

Your private lounge. The other rooms are all in a row

...Except the bathroom and dressing room, which are north of us.

Call the maid if you need anything.

This is the bedroom. Something more? Ah yes, the bed

It comes from Christian IV’s visit here in 1632. Interesting, huh?

Now, I will leave you. Tell me if you need something. Good night, slept well

80 million. Yes, I hear. It sounded like 80 million

Oh, they said that? Goodbye, then.

24 documents for the company registry that they and Miss Bine must sign.

Was it the inheritance office again? Even worse. The taxman.

No pills, thank you.

We will be ruined - she will be destroyed.

Inheritance tax is 80 million. Perhaps they miscalculated?

Here we are, the country's richest companies, and we don't have the money.

A factory owner who was very good at collecting valuables?

But, he died too young ...! We must sell three quarters of the group.

And how can we do it - when everyone knows that we are in trouble?

Could we not merge with someone? Get together it is so modern.

Which companies have that kind of money? Larsenska companies?

Alhunden? Quite a different area. Breweries, hotels, restaurants.

Old Larsen is ingenious. My daughter Lisbeth says -

- that Larsen's son, young Stenny, is a charming young man.

He is studying law and escorts young women in his new sports car.

What if the two became interested in each other. Think if they marry

two fortunes! An adventure. Two dynasties meet.

The Princess and the two kingdoms. That would be a fairy-tale.

Today's youth follow his heart!

No, Mrs Bruhn - we must sit still and hold on tight.

You seem happy today. Steen is coming.

My friend that I invited here. I hope that nothing is wrong?

This is your house. I want you to instruct me.

Steen will arrive today? Directly from the airport

Have you not seen him since you Since I became so rich?

He knows I have an inheritance.

I wrote about "the White House in the country."

We met in Paris.

We collided on a street corner I snapped at him in Danish

and he was Danish! He is a trained engineer.

We were completely wild with each other. We did not go to bed directly

for! had never done it before. But it was enough he did.

But he was going to Switzerland, so we went to bed in his room.

Under the blanket, clothes on, candlelight and red wine.

He tickled when he touched me, so I started laughing.

I pretended that it was wonderful. Although we were together all summer -

I still feel like a virgin.

I might not meet him, as I will be gone all day

Give me $5 worth Sure.

I'm looking for a large, white house, Tinkeruphus. Where is it?

Go towards Old Tinkerup, and turn down the avenue.

Business customer? He bought only $5.

He must had rented the car to seduce some poor woman.

We needed no fancy car, when I went to dance without panties ...!

I'm glad that you came! You inherited that house?

No, there. A large white house. Gorgeous, huh?

I would not have come if I had known that you become the laird.

It does not change anything between us. What a nice car you have.

I rented it to impress you - the squire.

Do you live here alone? A Baroness lives here, too.

Estate manager. Now I will show you around. Shall we drive up?

Dressing room Hes to the north

This is the bed. Do you sleep in it alone?

We lairds are not afraid. Christian IV has also slept in it

Was he also alone? I don't know.

It has been modernized, with a spring mattress and things.

I sleep well in it, all alone Can two sleep in it?

You will not need to lie close. Just for the heat, if you are naked.

A gentle Laird in perfect dress?

I ask you to save, and she bought a car!

She said it was laughably old. An expensive sports car ...!

It belongs to the young man. She can use the jeep as you do.

Now we must save. The tax man is ruining us all'

A young man? We must stop this. It will be all over with us

if she falls in love with a poor man. I think not. His name is Larsen.

Is it the right Larsen? His name is Sten Larsen.

We must encourage this.

Make sure she is beautiful and attractive.

Beauty treatments, beautiful clothes, model dresses and hats ...!

Everything a young girl wants! Shouldn't we save?

You and I will save - not her. I would like to meet the young man

They have gone to Miss Bines bedroom.

Not so hard, Steen ...! I love you. Spread your legs more.

I love you.

Are you laughing at me? No

But it tickle when you do that We will try one more time.

But not so hard, huh?

Cheers.

Do you know how it is going? Let it develop in peace and quiet.

We do not need to interfere. Old houses have their secrets.

I was born here. But have you heard about Christian IV’s portrait?

Again? No, go ahead.

Here you go. Press the button.

Excellent, everything is as it should.

It's not like you can see ... You adjust to the lighting.

It is completely ...!

Brilliant, if it can save us. This is a "private" matter.

If I knew that they were with each other I would never have shown you this!

"I must go. How do I get out? This way, please.

Are you finished?

The young lady must have everything she wants.

Have you money? I have the cash account.

Use the safe, but keep separate accounts.

I will ensure that she enjoys herself.

We must support the young people's happy association.

Beautiful, huh? Don't you think so?

I am satisfied if you are. Aren't you satisfied?

Should I be completely honest, Steen? Yes.

There will be no secrets from each other

I thought it could be better. It will become better.

We experimented the whole summer. In a hovel in Paris. Now you live well -

and I have found a new job and with one month salary in advance

Would it help to have money? Yes, unless something is wrong with you.

Something crazy, I mean. High Building is a good company!

What are you laughing at? I own that company too!

And Accept Bank ...! Fun, huh? No ...!

Afraid of becoming a kept man? You are so sexist.

You are sharp and irritating like all frigid professional women.

Now you can do this yourself. I do not dare.

I'm afraid of Christian W. He's dead.

I can hear it creak there. They live in creaky beds.

Is that all you can say! You, who had No one has complained before.

You must have slept them to death' Honey, I asked just

if there was something wrong with you! Steen is a bad lover ...!

You will not see me again. Good! Because I hate you!

Good morning, Mrs Bruhn!

The birds are singing, the sun is shining!

You seem to be in a good mood.

Hope flames eternal. Now is the time to play the cards well.

Call the Olmannen immediately. Director Larsen?

Director Larsen's office. Yes, just a moment.

The lawyer Jacobsen on the phone. Didn't you forget something?

Good. Jacobsen? From the Hansen Group.

The one with the rich heir! We will see what he wants

Yes, it's me. This is lawyer Jacobsen.

Are you liable for much inheritance tax? I have an interesting proposal.

A merger between our two great companies.

Why, if I can buy everything

for a pittance next week? I would not be so sure of that.

Would you like to know were you son was last night?

He will clear himself. Your son Sten He is called?

Extortion? I don't pay blackmail You misunderstand me.

Your son is involved in a very romantic affair.

Why not say "erotic"?

The adventure took place in the country. A great time was had ...!

Now that villain had something to think about.

The lawyer is phenomenal!

Ask my son to come here immediately Tell him to get off the bitch!

At once!

Stem Larsen. It is Putte.

Your father has just thrown a tantrum.

Something you did with a woman yesterday.

I have not done anything with any women. You should come here at once.

I have an exam in two hours. I will come afterward.

"You should get off the lady," he says. He thinks in such gross terms ...!

Imagine all of a sudden becoming rich ...!

Is she any happier today?

Funny to use the old silver again.

Come in!

You may take the dishes away, please. You have not touched the food.

I thought you were the maid. One is always hungry

when a lover come visiting. It's all over.

I saw for myself You were so happy yesterday.

I hate him!

It is on 9,531. Did you have fun?

No. A real girl magnet. Did you say no?

Depends on where you went. And now the deposit.

Four crowns back. Thank you.

If he refuses to hear the truth, there is nothing to be done.

There might be something wrong with me No. Buy some nice clothes in town.

And take a beauty treatment! Come along, you have money.

So its you?

You were supposed to begin a new job today.

You were advised of this. Four pairs of socks may be sufficient.

What is wrong with her? She is the owner of High Building!

And is this what you want? Give me the shoes.

I want to be independent, so I have declined the job.

Never become dependent on a woman. Where the hell are the condoms?

Four dozen - it may be enough. I am going to Germany.

You can live here until you find something else.

She is frigid. She does not enjoy our sex life. Now she hates me.

Is there anything pressuring you? That's what I say!

You have no job. But Knud has just begun with Larsens Brewers.

They need two extra engineers. Go and speak to the master brewer.

She is so beautiful! Have you spent the advance?

She also owns the bank where the checks are written.

What are you doing?

Finished with her - finally!

Do you get today's mail? A check fell from overhead.

It has Sten Larsen on it. Its mine. It must have gone to the wrong address.

I do not know what your name is. For you, it is Jason.

Dad sends me money from any company where I am on the Board.

High Building? It must be new. Do you have time to play tonight?

Yes, but I will be late. Are you coming to town?

I have my bike.

20000 cash and checkbook of up to 150000 SEK.

Drive the jeep, but buy a new car if you want.

Being so rich, I do not experience what other girls are experiencing ...!

Go see your doctor. Then flaunt your wealth,

otherwise, they will not respect you.

Sprinkle money around.

Good luck. Thank you.

Sten Larsen is here - your son. It's about time!

You wanted to speak with me? Get out, girls! - Sit down.

Where were you yesterday evening and last night? At home.

You were not in the country? Who was the woman, then?

I was actually alone. Liar!

Where were you last night? I sat at home and worked.

You've never worked! I sat home and studied

criminal and corporate law. You call that work?

You were in the country with a lover! People talk to me about your life.

Others young people take the exam at 25 You are 24 and have one year to go!

You received 90000 for a car ... It was your idea.

It could be written off, you said. It was not! You get no money!

I have a lot left from what you sent.

Putte, Nutte, Babs! Have I sent any money to my son?

Sten cashed a check at checkout A. I hope he has not run into trouble ...!

He is good lad at heart! Sten Larsen, illegible signature.

High Building - Accept Bank. Two Hansen business.

Jacobsen is trying to buy my son. This must be investigated!

We will send a spy. Ahrlig-Jensen! You fired him last week!

He got 2000 in severance pay, but lost it playing on the horses ...!

Putte, tell him that all is forgiven and that he should come here!

The material is excellent, but awfully neglected.

The eyebrows have grow wild but we'll take care of that.

Beautiful hands, but the skin needs care. Do you sleep with gloves?

The fingernails are terribly short. Do you bite your nails?

We must put on Asnaglar. Just relax.

We are going to improve on nature.

Yes, it looks really good.

Please use the stiff penis, doctor's prescription!

You told me the same thing, Holder. I was also your doctor.

A woman's vulva is unique and individual.

My husband recognizes patients

only when their pants are down ...!

What are you laughing at? It tickles when you touch me there!

Not many men can hold an erection if the woman laughs!

Write: "The patient is very ticklish at the touch of the mons veneris. "

"But it is also well shaped." Now you can put these on again.

Miss Hansen came to you because she believed she was frigid.

Lack of orgasm during intercourse is not unusual.

Nobody is quite frigid, but anyone can be inhibited.

Read my book: "Sex life and physical capabilities

It contains the positions, ones that my wife an I -

- have tried for ourselves and can vouch for.

What can you say about romance? I teach a lot from the romantics.

Shakespeare. I showed that Titania in a midsummer night dream

is a nymphomaniac. Not interested in Shakespeare?

The great English and romantic poet Byron

I have written a book about Lord Byron. He writes

in a letter October 26, 1819 on his Don Juan.

Could it have been written -

- by someone who is not tried it? Designated positions are:

in a gondola in a mail car Against a wall

on a table below a table. Romance is determined -

- by physical conditions. Experience is important

and today, women should acquire their own experience

Does it help? The young should try everything!

I'll give a prescription for contraceptive pills

and relaxation. Then you're off and running!

A Bloody Mary.

One more

Excuse me ...!

My Wife ...!

In broad daylight! Honey, it was not me.

The blood - rape! Help!

She hates him? I advised her to throw him out.

He does not know how to treat a young woman, satisfactory.

She will find another young man. Our existence depends on it.

The merging of the two companies freeing capital for inheritance tax!

Where is the young lady now? She was going to a doctor in the city.

Terrible!

We have a jeep here.

It is hers. Wrongly parked outside the Imperial.

Can you sign here?

Now we know where she is! I will persuade her to give him a chance.

You go to the young man and don't let him go -

- until he knows what he has done wrong. How will you find him?

I can ask his father. No, no ...! His car, then?

The gardeners children record all the car liscence plates.

- Keep in touch with me. - Naturally.

Case number 242, at 14.22. Defendant: Bine Josepha Hansen.

Summoned for violation of Penal Code Section 234.

- Your Honor Three-half, as usual.

I regret that it concerns a crime of a sexual nature.

Rape. Let me read it myself ...!

Not the fish fillet ...!

Remoulade sauce is terrible. It will ruin the entire buffet.

Rape is a serious matter, with a severe punishment.

You should know better than It is not the man.

The defendant stands there.

Young man, your long hair and weird dress does not absolve your guilt.

The defendant is a young woman. Now I understand. Thank you.

Who has raped whom?

Who do you ask for? Miss Bine Hansen, Tinkerup.

I am her lawyer, Jacobsen. Her car was outside.

We have no guest with the name. I do not understand.

Two weeks in prison because of the violence that occurred.

I want to display these torn There were no panties!

These are man's trousers. Rape context, it is pants.

The defendant is a woman ...! Thank you, that is understood.

There is nothing in my book about women who rape

I regret that it is so strange every time there is a case -

- that deviates from the usual gender pattern.

Why can't a woman rape?

Women received the right to vote

You might remember me, counsel?

I'm the clerk with the prosecution lists -

and the name, Bine Hansen sounded familiar.

Accused? She is in the court now.

She is accused of rape. Hello? Can you hear me?

When my client is charged with raping a man -

- I request the right to look seriously at the issue.

Are you prosecutor or the defender? Defender of the weak.

You seemed to be arguing for the young lady should be convicted.

If he have not used the advantage age in order to seek to seduce

- I have not presented any evidence.

- I know what my colleague is referring to!

But reasonable doubts are key to the accusation!

Silence!

AH three of you get a warning. Don't appear in here again, young lady.

Next!

Jens Otto Arlig-Jensen, born in jdevang parish.

Summoned for infringement Police Act section 16.

You again? I thought we would go to lunch. What have you done now?

Nothing, your honor.

The defendant caused a fight and is considered liable for the damage.

Immediate release' Whatever it costs!

Is it you, Jacobsen? Then I have no objection. Type:

"Lawyer Jacobsen deposit 7000 SEK and the accused

- "Should be set free, and so on "Now it's lunch!

- Here you go. He is all your. - Thank you. It was just in time!

I am so grateful ...!

Did Olmannen send you? Director Larsen.

- No, not at all. - It was the least he could do!

That is my car!

- Name and address, please. - It's only been five minutes.

Didn't you see the sign? - No, I am a lawyer.

Hold up there! This friendly gentleman only came to fetch me.

Is that you, Ahrlig-Jensen? Then we will forget this.

You should have friends both high and low. Shall we go now?

- I want a room. - One or two hours?

I was thinking of a few clays. - No way'

Renting rooms? - Several days is not normal.

Are you alone? - Yes. Also not normal?

Room 37. There it is peaceful. Right up in the attic.

SEK 200 in deposit. Sign here.

- You work for the Director Larsen? There is Work and work.

I have done Olmannen services. It led to the situation -

- you saved me from. Why did you do that?

- It was a mistake. - Really?

- You have some problem with Olmannen. The police won't tell the sports car...

owner's name. How can I find him?

Allow me?

Hello, it's Ahrlig-Jensen. I want to know the owner of BC 55860

- Yes, it is a - Jaguar.

Really, a rental car? And it ls at

- It is at that address. - He has friends high and low

Now, I will probably find him. I'll call you when I know something

Do you know

- ...Director Larsen's son? - No, I don't.

- But I can probably find him.

- I am looking for a young woman in town.

A young woman here in town? It will be difficult. If she is

a respectable young woman.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Susanne -

I will do a little wild thing for you. If you have you seen it before

well, enjoy it anyway.

- Didn't you like it? - No, I will go now.

All that talk about money As if that would help!

Only those who have enough money would say that.

Keep watching otherwise you will miss the best bit.

You can laugh. Why have you come to a show like this?

A long story. Come home with me and tell me about it

Yes, why not?

It is Putte. I cannot hear what she says. She is coming up!

What's up? Our legal department had heard -

that Ahrlig-Jensen was in court today. But before they got there

Jacobsen got him released. He gathers material against me!

Notify all the restaurants that 'Ahrlig-Jensen must contact me tomorrow.

Where did my son want to go last year? It was Rome or Athens.

He is to come to my house tomorrow morning.

He has money to arrange!

He has not put not barbed wire around ME!

Are you looking for him? Can you keep a secret?

I have a message from a young lady. Young Larsen has the gift of the gab'

Where does he live? Over there.

You live well. Here we learn about ourselves

It sounds interesting.

Here is a costume for the home.

I arranged for some food, in case you are hungry?

I have not eaten since this morning. What do you do?

Nothing special - but I will study law in the fall again

I have not told you my name. Here we give each other Greek names

You should be named Diana. I am called Sappho - because I love poetry.

You're a girl ...! Are you upset about it?

Sorry to bother you, but I have an unusual problem.

Enough is enough ...! - We buy nothing at the door!

I'm looking for a young man called Sten Larsen.

There is no Stenny. If you are looking for a young man -

there are neighborhoods which better satisfy your perverted desires!

Now you're Diana. I've never had dark hair.

You are Diana - and Sappho is in love with you.

Stop it ...! The poet says:

"Happy is the one who sits near you and enjoy what your lips articulate. "

My Heart jumps when I see how beautiful you are ...!

You talk like a man. My desire is large as a man.

Only desire can not satisfy you.

Let me be close to you

so I can protect you against the world.

While I whisper an adventure of two who love each other.

No, I do not want to. My friend Jason comes soon.

Then we will play a game from old Athens.

Hello! Come inside. I am looking for a Sten Larsen.

Come in and look through the apartment. My name is Soren...

But you will still be surprised. Want to see my stamp collection?

Thanks, but I must go.

This is Jason.

Diana and Sappho perfectly Dance, while I read.

The most fun was when the girls competed

in intoxicating dance rhythm, who had

the most beautiful and nicest butt Music rhythm gave them courage

so they waddle up to Jason, who sat with an apple in his hand

winer's prize.

The beautiful Diana did show a glimpse of a great ass.

Jason was thrilled, but Sappho the show replied with a smile:

"I will not be prudish. I hope it pleases you "

"... When I show you my behind."

Purple color was genuine and the buttocks beautiful, but Jason fell

- "For Diana's virgin grace."

Everyone ran, laughed, and clapped their hands -

while the judge gave the apple to the girl with the world's finest ass.

I think someone is at the door.

Excuse me. I am looking for a young man.

We need the one we have His name is Larsen.

What is a name for a person? Sorry. We have a night of Venus.

Where can I find a young man named Sten Larsen?

I am looking for Sten Larsen.

Talk louder! I'm looking for Stem Larsen!

It's me! Really? I have been looking for you!

Bine sends her regards! She hates me!

I forgot to remove the ear plugs! No, she loves you!

I work at the brewery For experience?

You live live incognito ...!

Lovely! Money is indeed not to be despised.

I have no money. Is your father so hard on you?

Why are you only talking about my father?

Who are you, then?

I have not introduced myself Baroness Sikabild.

Bine's manager who she has inherited?

Thank goodness! You are the right Larsen.

I thought you were an elderly lady Let's talk about you and Bine.

If Bine have sent you, there is no point.

There is no going back.

Childish to believe that she believes that you only want her for her money

I do not want a frigid woman. I am young. She satisfies me.

But she can not get anything out of it There are no frigid women.

Merely foolish men who do not get a woman to feel as a woman.

What do you know about women? I have read some books

and I have some experience. Sex is not enough.

I loved her before we made love. No one has complained before.

Typical! You have been selfish and demanding. No one dared to complain.

Do you mind if I take my jacket off?

Can I offer you a small port? No alcohol for me.

Perhaps a cup of coffee, if you feel so inclined.

A woman should be seduced. But you do not always realize

that a woman, if she is inexperienced and very much in love

will let the man have his way although she is not ready.

Has Bine asked you say that? No. But she is so sad

because you have quarreled and because you think she is cold.

You know how to talk to a woman.

You said that I was younger than expected.

I meant it. You are beautiful. I do not know why I thought

An estate manager was a A noble-old Virgin in a convent?

Now, let's talk about you and if what you need to learn

It is pointless to continue on as before.

Men believe that women dream about old-fashioned, super men -

who can perform indefinitely Sorry to be so blunt.

But this is "in family." I hope you can stand to hear it.

I'm not completely ignorant. No, but you have made Bine -

into a poor, disappointed girl'

Love today, as you loved before.

Newborn spring with song and joy, brings the world's delight.

Love today, as you loved before.

There you go. You will do fine

Remember: a constant switching between attack and restraint.

Put an arm over her shoulder. With the other hand, are you seeking

woman's breast. There, yes If you then caress a little

Small, circular motion

Feel how the nipples are harden and grow a little.

Wonderful. Then a small kiss. You only need to imagine the kiss ...i

When she is busy with your kiss, which can be a bit provocative

Playing often with the tip of the tongue.

Let your free hand unbutton

so that the hand reaches the bare skin.

A stunning effect ...!

Let the hand search a little further down -

And find the place where the love god dips his arrow.

No, not yet ...! That is Where you are going wrong!

Sorry. I lost my balance. Now you should see what I mean.

Imagine that I am you. Then it is undone here.

Hot' Yes, you must learn. Where were we again?

Breast to breast. Then, I move the hand slide slowly down

Desire is to be awakened slowly.

Once you have found the place where the touch-

- is the most exciting, you need to be be wise and cautious.

And wait for her eyes to be bright with desire.

No, what you doing with your hand?!

I'm just practicing. Then you can do that.

This is all just great!

Flee not from him. Fear not his arrows wounds.

Nymphs, be certain for Cupid's so beautiful

He stands in his armor, when he is naked. Venus son.

Love today, like you have loved before.

Are you satisfied?

I think I am normal.

You are really a very apt pupil ...!

There is much to take in. You're getting paid for it!

I have read that a girl younger than myself inherited the Hansen Group.

She lives at the castle Tinkeruphus and her name is just Bine.

She is called Hansen, just like me But I inherit nothing!

You are a genius! Stan has done the young woman a favor.

Jacobsen wanted to exploit it. But he does not know Stenny and me!

Bine Hansen raped a guest. No kidding? Where is she now?

The police picked her up. But yesterday the lawyer Jacobsen came asking -

- if she was staying here, but we gave him no information.

Director Larsen requires discretion and we do not want a scandal.

Telex to hotels and restaurants the Larsen Group.

Ring Olmannen immediately. He can wait a bit.

I always call from Hotel Lola. There is no switchboard.

I brewed some coffee. Thank you for that.

It is I who should thank. I am so pleased with what you have taught me.

Now I want to meet Bine again. Promise to be discreet.

Tell her nothing about teaching Men can promise so much

and then destroy everything I will say nothing.

Good morning, Diana. Did you sleep well? Breakfast.

You have no regrets?

It was the most wonderful night of my life.

There is nothing wrong with me.

Now I'm looking for my friend. Find the man whose soul I love.

I'm going to work. Have fun.

Ahrlig-Jensen in the phone You asked him to call.

He can go to hell!

To hell?! Do you know who is speaking? Oh ...!

He will have to pay for this. Olmannen! I have my hands full of their business.

I'm looking for a beautiful young lady. You will not find her in here.

There was one yesterday. Probably not her real name - Bine Hansen.

She did not seem beautiful when she came in, but when she went out -

- she had cowboy trousers and long pale hair.

Has she have moved? No, her luggage is still here

When she comes in, give her a message from me.

Lend me an envelope. You will not read it.

Incidentally, keep your mouth shut.

You seem bad. What is it? I have a sore dick.

I have a sore dick!

It could be gonorrhea. I have only met real ladies.

You have to go for examination immediately.

I can handle things for the rest of the day.

Have you found her? Partially

She had rooms in the Imperial, but she was thrown out for indecent assault.

Where is she now? I do not know, but her luggage

is at a hotel next door. Give me the address.

You do not have the ability to speak with the hotel staff.

She'll call you when she gets her things. I hope for a speedy resolution

I'll be in touch. Good.

Steen Larsen. Please pull down your pants.

There doesn't seems to be anything wrong, but we'll still run test.

Do not make it longer for my sake. This is not an entertainment facility.

I have not always treated you right. I have refused you travel to

places with art and literature. Here are tickets and travelers checks

Have you heard? Hear what?

Your little-Larsen has graduated. Well done! Bon voyage.

I did not need to worry? For you and Bine from Tinkeruphus.

I don't know any Bine and I do not know where Tinkeruphus is.

Now I'm becoming curious. Southern women are not made of marble!

It is not good, it is poor. Are you sure?

Sexual Prohibition. Sign on the yellow. Read the fine print on the penalty for -

- spreading STD's. Who have you had intercourse with in the last 14 days?

Nobody! You have gone on a handrail?

One can only get it in a way: intercourse without contraception. Name?

What will happens to her? She'll be called for investigation.

Who have you had it? A prostitute?

Should I read the law to you?

Baroness Sisk-...

Don't trifle with me. People who state The Queen or Mrs Kennedy

-we're very sick and tired of!

Else Jensen, 84 Skullerup St. Good. Any more?

Ange Petersen. No, Annie Peterson!

Good to know you took your exam. Dad has given me a trip

through Southern Europe. I leave tonight.

Then I will not see you again?

You will have to find a new Jason. Are you going tonight?

People are saying that I know I Bine Hansen from Tinkeruphus

I will go and visit her.

Do you live here? Do you live here?

I have borrowed an apartment. Same here. Sorry ...!

I was probably a little silly last time!

Shall we go up for a bit of fun? Yes. No, it is so messy there.

My friend is coming soon. He is so very moral.

Let 's go to the estate. I need to talk to him first.

Bine, I need to fix one thing first! It will takes some time before I come.

Come whenever you can.

This is you! Karpu living under the name of Larsen. It is a mistake!

Is it syphilis? We had an error in the analysis

It was another who had gonorrhea. There is nothing wrong with you.

Now you can do it. Here is a written statement.

A young lawyer on their way to Tinkerup.

He called Jason. Not from Tax?

Yes, now you mention it What's that racket!

I'm at home. I will keep in touch

Has Miss Bine come home? Haven’t you heard from her?

A lawyer from the tax office is coming. Deal with him.

Keep him here or throw him out? Do not throw him out!

Put your something feminine and pretend to be Miss Bine.

Not the fine antiques you tend to show! Pretend that everything is old junk.

Now it should start' Replace the spark plug wire.

What are you doing here? Showing you how a generator works.

Do you want to have a fight? For your sake, yes ...!

I paid Jacobsen 7000 so that he would make me free

What has one to do with the other? Nothing. A favour for a friend.

Why should I pay 7000 for it? Do you want to know where your son is.

He is on his way to Rome. He is on his way to Tinkerup.

Does Jacobsen know about it? No, not yet.

He may not know get to know, right? 7 000.

Are you the lawyer? Are you Miss Hansen?

My name is St Jason. You? I'm Bine. Tax department?

There is something about it that I do not like.

Do you have it in white?

The sport model. It has the same equipment.

OK, I'M take it.

Is it ready to go? It is quite expensive.

89993 SEK - including the built-in stereo.

HOW are YOU going to pay? Cash.

It looks good. With Mr Larsens signature, we will be rescued.

But we have to accept the fact that it's probably too late.

Sign here, and we will get the merger between the giants, as you suggested.

I was thinking about it all slightly differently.

You think you have control of the situation, huh?! Do you?

I know what is happening!

The bedroom. Miss Bi My bed. Christian IV slept in it.

It has a new mattress.

It is a crime. To be wiped out by a Olmannen (Beer man) ...?!

Is that you? I have been worried. They said I was supposed to call you

But I am meeting my friend Steen Larsen, so I am in a hurry.

It was just that I was concerned.

Now it will be on my terms. I know what is going on.

I'm not from the tax department. I do not own all of this -

and my name is not Bine. Do you like me anyway?

My name is not Jason, but Sten Larsen. Son of director

We must stop immediately! I can not ...!

It is impossible'

Cold water!

It is Sten Larsen here, but I knew not that ...!

Bine, believe me!

Why didn't you... I have never been here before!

Bine! I'm here again.

Is that what you were supposed to fix, huh?

You're still wet ...!

Do you deny that you have been with Baroness?

How can you believe something like that? I saw it himself.

Control yourself, Bine. You should know one thing.

This is Sten Larsen, son of the director of the Larsen Group.

The similarity in the name has created confusion.

Many people are called Larsen.

I thought it was the Sten Larsen that you knew, but

Then I will present my Steen. This is the Baroness.

Excuse the dress, but we did not have a great deal of time.

You must be tired after the bike ride. Should we not take and ...?

There is nobody here! You have not heard about Christian Iv.

Is that Christian IV ...!

Go ahead, climb up. It is just pressing the button.

My own boy ...!

You have won. Lets go down and sign the papers.

My son also needs to sign. Maybe he can start with you?

Miss Bine also needs to sign, but they must be given time to freshen up.

You do not live on love and water! No, but almost

Your new partner, Bine Hansen. You know your son, of course.

That is not my son. Jacobsen, you are a crook!

I will sue you! For loss, suffering, and a broken marriage vow!

I thought the same thing as you! Daddy, stop ...!

Jacobsen's plan may be good.

Will you stab your own father in the back?

My fiancee will explain everything Fiancee?

Let me introduce my fiancee. Baroness Sikabild.

It is wise of you to give Bine this opportunity.

Thank you, father-in-law

Father-in-law? She said father-in-law! Thank you, my son!

Jacobsen, you are a genius! The signature is worth gold

Translation: Google! with a lot of help from half a Witt.