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creatures

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he'll grab your head

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now they're gonna be all right

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tonight we have such an incredible movie

that we won't bother you with a lengthy

introduction about a guest that we shall

tonight forgo but quickly welcome to

creature features I'm Vincent that is

Tangela and the man with the devil face

to this side would be the major Dome of

the estate the esteemed Mr Livingston

and have we a super incredible

emblazingly brilliant program in store

for you tonight because For the First

Time In creature features history we

shall present the Epic film 20

000 Leagues Under the Sea filmed in 1954

this Disney classic Stars Kirk Douglas

James Mason and the amazing Peter Laurie

the film was edited by The Talented Elmo

Williams and

now what wrong movie

what do you mean wrong movie it says so

right there on my cue card 20 000

Leagues Under the Sea the title is

correct however the year the production

and the actors are entirely different

in 1997 TV movie

I don't think I shall like this one and

it stars Richard Crenna you say would

this have been before or after he talked

down John Rambo from the mountain

this happens to be a viable and

noteworthy production of the film and

quite fortunately it lacks the pure Isle

humor of the Disney adaptation well then

so be it let's get it started then shall

we and don't go away because it shall be

another night of undersea fraud right

here on creature videos

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tuned

thank you

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thank you

welcome to creature features we're going

to have a fantastic film tonight

you know I was a bit I was a bit

pessimistic about this but I did some

reading since since the the the the

advertisement and it's not a bad film no

it was done by the people who make the

Hallmark movies

really I know he watches the Hallmark

movies he he likes the one about the

busy New York executive woman who goes

home and finds love

that's his favorite kind of film he only

wishes they were done in German

or some other European language in any

case uh welcome to the show

if you're just watching the show for the

first time ever you're in for a shock

look at this face but uh you're gonna

have fun because it's a good movie we've

got tangelo with us tonight

and no guest because uh why did we not

get a guest tonight was there we made a

mistake in scheduling oh you know this

happens sometimes because you know the

days of the week all look the same

to me they all have days in them they do

and they all end in y

EP so I could see why people are

confused especially celebrities you know

they they don't know how to operate an

itinerary it's their personal assistance

that's what it is no their handlers

right no that's different oh all right

anyways uh let's go ahead and get this

film started when we come back uh we'll

probably get Andrew out a little bit

later we'll do some mail and we're gonna

have fun but 20 000 leagues in the sea

it's got to be a good film with a name

like that right

yes right off we go see you soon

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is it a whale father must be so it's

nearly as long as our ship

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amazing

nothing to be frightened by Mercy

it's a friendly old way

there you see it's more frightened than

you

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okay

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are you quite sure that the creatures

present no danger Captain despite the

country Madam very curious creatures

these whales very intelligent in their

own way

they'll follow a passage of liner like

the Scotia for hundreds of leagues out

of curiosity but run like the Devil

Himself from a whaler

I've never seen a whale before

was it really so much bigger than the

usual I've seen bigger

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blue whales

whale says the way they do sometimes

when the Whalers get sighted

that one was 500 feet if it was an inch

get that way some of them if they can

outrun the Whalers long enough

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there's no need to be alarmed the Scotia

is the most modern ship in the white

star Fleet there is nothing in the ocean

that we need fear

turn around

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thank you

Sophie Sophie what a surprise

what are you doing here

I had to get away from Baltimore for a

couple of days

is something wrong

Fred essenhof asked me to marry him why

what did you tell him

no

I thought you were well disposed toward

him

you know what he said to me father

what

but Johns Hopkins would never Grant a

woman tenure in the zoology Department

but the only way to do the kind of

research that I want to do is to marry

him and assist with his

Sophie I know very well I've had little

influence over you since your mother

died you influenced me in everything let

me influence you in this

area

are you Professor Aaron Act curator of

marine biology of a New York museum of

natural history I am and who are you sir

if I may ask we Admiral John E sellings

clear the room sir I have a matter of

utmost urgency to discuss with you

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Scotia was caught from behind while

doing 18 knots under Full Steam it was

not a collision

it was an incision

a very precise one

passengers hardly knew anything that

occurred till the crew came above deck

sounding the alarm

astonishing

how can we be of help in this matter

Admiral

my expertise is in Zoology and my

father's as a marine biology

surely this was done by some kind of

Warship no young lady

in our judgment see going fully

submersible warship capable of doing

this is a physical impossibility

that is why we have come to you

professor aronax

we understand you have a theory that

could account for this

the common narwhal or sea unicorn

can attain the length of 60 feet

it is called the sea unicorn because of

its sharp Ivory Lance that protrudes in

the lower mandible

it is essentially a tooth for the

hardness of Steel are you saying a hole

in this coach's hole was caused by a

novel

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epochs the land produced life forms of

enormous size

that gradually grew smaller and more

efficient to meet the challenge of that

changing environment

but c c never changes

especially at its greatest steps where

life began

I believe that those depths Harbor

creatures of an enormous size that have

not evolved or changed

I refer to such undiscovered life forms

in my theory as protoleviathans

such a thing really possible

my father has devoted his career to

proving that such polar leviathans exist

this thing has attacked three American

steamships of the White Star Line in the

North Atlantic Sea Lanes

the USS Abraham Lincoln says at first

light under Captain Michael farragut's

command

its mission is to search this thing out

and destroy it

help us find it

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have to come it's much too dangerous and

it isn't dangerous for you Sophie for

the last time it's impossible the Navy

will not allow a woman aboard a warship

about to undertake a hazardous mission

the Admiral was absolutely clear

assistant

now

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on Deck

come aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln

Professor Aaron ax I am captain Michael

Farragut good morning sir it's a

pleasure to be aboard this is my

assistant Mr Charlie Darwin

Darwin we were just having a look at the

Vantage from the bio we intend to follow

the concentration of Plankton on the

hypothesis that a creature such as we

seek would feed in the most efficient

manner which is of course a large-scale

consumption of Plankton you have to

stand in the bow to do this

we'll be taking measurements by means of

interferometer readings therefore we

have to see the Plankton before the ship

disturbs it

and this will lead me to the monster

if our hypothesis is correct

I believe it could

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Charlie

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we have a whaler aboard who expects to

be stationed in the bow if we need to

call on him

he's a prickly sort by all accounts but

he also happens to be the finest

harpoonist in the American whaling Fleet

I've asked him to step in for a moment

to make sure he understands about you

being in the bow he's liable to throw

you overboard otherwise if you get in

his way of course I'll try to explain it

to him

he won't let him bully you will you Mr

Darwin

rather shy I'm afraid

don't tell me you found the damn thing

already captain we're barely out of New

York Harbor evening nedland this land

Professor Aaron ax and his assistant Mr

Darwin will be advising me on the search

for our Target they will be setting up

their instruments in the bow

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instruments

I I wasn't aware that we were going to

serenade this piece captain

people excuse me sir I'd like to retire

D of course Mr darling

I will begin my observations at first

light

Mr land you will accommodate Professor

Aaron ax and his assistant that is an

order well you are the captain it is

your ship

I just ask that you cleared them out of

my way when I go to work that's all

Professor you'll join me for Brandy and

a cigar won't you it would be my

pleasure sir wouldn't mind one myself

that will be all Mr land right

good night

I'll get it

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any sign of our monster

nope

well that's good

are you afraid to find it

well I wouldn't be afraid if I took it

seriously

you don't believe there is such a

creature

I don't know you know I think it sort of

goes like this someone sees a whale the

ship pits a rock people get frightened

before you know it the entire United

States Navy is off on a wild sea monster

Chase

but I'm not complaining don't get me

wrong you know the first giant squid or

some such we see well I'll Harpoon it

I'll collect my bonus and that'll be

that

I don't think money is that important to

you Mr land

you're not that type of man

no I'm not huh

no

I think you're on board because you

couldn't bear it if anyone else would

have slay the dragon that's your type I

think

what would you know about types of men

if you'll excuse me I have to get to bed

good night

Ahoy

it's the thing itself

there on the horizon off the port Bell

30 degrees off the pork bow that's the

color the witnesses all describe an evil

shade agreed

sound battle station

fails I'm relying on you just get me

within four Harpoon legs that's all I

asked us

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go

go

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it's gone

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well what in places is it

I don't even dare to guess

there it is again Ford foul 13 cables

take cover professor and here she goes

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stay okay

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thank God she's alive so Vick we're

coming Shelly hold on hang on Sophie

hang on Miss here take hold of me

you take heart miss the longboats will

be back the Navy won't abandon us here

hang on professor

stick away

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oh

how many of those bloody things do you

have now

they fill the room they fill in a tire

room well you know she does like octopi

and it does look somewhat like a hair I

mean I could

I could do in a tangelo impersonation

just by putting one of these up on my

head you should try it well no thank you

no thank you she loves these bloody

things anyway so welcome back to the

show we are watching 20 000 Leagues

Under the Sea and I think that's why

she's got that she's expecting an octopi

scene

but uh this film uh as you've noticed is

uh not the original

Disney film but I like this one better

I'm Pleasant I'm pleasantly surprised no

it's it's well made it's got competent

thespians and

it's not bad no it's nicely done nicely

done however the the name does confuse

me 20 000 Leagues Under the Sea now I

look this up

and to get to the core of the earth is

only 500 leagues

so how in blazes does one go 20 000

Leagues Under the Sea they travel under

the sea

straight ahead

so they're going around the world Under

the Sea for 20. so what did they call it

20 000 leagues around the world Under

the Sea title is too long

it's already too bloody long

all right that's going to be so anyways

that's it Mr Livingston says it's

because they're traveling it's distance

not death but you know it's implied that

it's step

right and the title by the some people

might interpret it that way no I think

all people interpret it that way

no except for Mr Livingston because he

knows things he he knows things he

shouldn't know

indeed he does things that would give us

old nightmares

and put people in jail well we won't

talk about that okay so let's get back

to the film when we come back we're

going to do some mail that you sent us

because we've got a big stack of mail

right we have we do all right we're

gonna do some mail but first let's get

back to 20 000 Leagues Under the Sea

1997 version see you soon

you know something

I knew you weren't boy

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I'm so tired

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what species would that make a professor

the USS Abraham Lincoln is limping back

to New York with a hole in her gut

she is too Gravely injured to linger

here looking for you

now you three whoever you are understand

something and understand it well you are

lost at sea and dead to the world

if you choose to enter the Nautilus

you choose to enter a different world

a new world

and you can give up all hope of

returning to yours

if you do not agree to these terms the

Nautilus shall return to its world

and leave you to return to yours

if you're saying we're prisoners of War

we have the right to try to escape if we

can you decline my terms very well does

he speak for all of you Mr land

allow me to deal with this

sir we agreed to your terms

I speak for myself and I say to hell

with you

you want my Liberty well you better kill

me because that's the only way you're

going to get it be quiet Mr land

my name is Sophie

and this is my father Professor Henry

aronex

famous marine biologist

I'm very familiar with your work

professor then you you will help us

then who are you

also a scientist Ned lamb harpoonist

but I tell you I don't think Sophie and

her father would take too kindly you

dumping me over the side

I'll come quietly

by the way that's a fancy uniform we got

there

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electricity

somehow he's harnessed this mysterious

Force to provide every form of energy

required by this vessel

we are under the sea

how can it be

do you think Mr land is all right oh I'm

sure Mr land's able to take care of

himself

he saved your life father

aren't you concerned no the captain of

this miraculous vessel is in fact the

man who saved Our Lives

the man is civilized Sophie he's proven

it he has proven no such thing

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I see you are both comfortable

and hungry too no doubt

my name is Nemo

Captain Nemo

that means no one in Latin

quite so

I'm honored to have you aboard

both of you

thank you

the sea is yielded up its greatest

treasures to be but none so precious as

your company

Miss aaronix

please professor

I hope you'll be happy here

you are free of course to pursue your

scientific inquiries

I think you may find the Nautilus

interesting enough for the purpose will

Mr land be joining us for dinner

no

Mr land insists on remaining in his

cabin me

you must be famished enjoy your meal

this looks delicious

stewed pork but I'm not mistaken it may

look and taste like stewed pork but in

fact it is Dolphin liver cunningly

prepared and those cartilates are fillet

of sea turtle

this is sea cucumber salad and

the excellent Jam Miss aaronax

is made from sea anemone

all of this food is from the sea

and we who sell the Nautilus are

sustained by the oceans of the world

in everything

these clothes we're wearing

the material is unfamiliar to me is it

from the C2 trust a woman to notice

the cloth is woven from the silken

filaments of the Bison fan muscles

strong enough to resist a hurricane

why do you choose to live this way

why are these people who have followed

you into this Exile Sophie

this is

liberation

mobilis immobile a miss aronax

free or free world exactly

I must ask you a question Captain Nemo

or risk perhaps misunderstanding you

you have used this extraordinary

creation of yours to attack unarmed

shipping in an North Atlantic

that is something we should speak about

when perspectives have shifted enough to

allow proper understanding excuse me may

I please see Mr land

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thank you

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foreign

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's cabin

thank you

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foreign

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thank you

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foreign

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may I offer you some hot coffee

I can understand how your

museum has come to contain such natural

Treasures

but how did you come by these pictures

some of them I have seen in museums that

would be before they sank in transit

you collected all these from sunken

ships

countless others in my storehouses

beneath the seven seas

gold jewels

the finest clothes

all at your disposal

and did you sink those ships

mission is not a criminal one miss

aronax

so you didn't sink them

the Nautilus is not a pirate ship

I'm sorry if I offend you

but it seems to me a fair question

given your propensity to Ram innocent

ships I have never sunk a ship

innocent or otherwise

and are not in the least offended

indeed I find your Fearless passion to

know the truth intoxicating

I always dreamed of finding a woman with

a first-rate mind

someone who was capable of understanding

me

and even in this

the sea has not failed to provide

do you mind if I examine some of your

exhibits

you needn't ask

some of them are absolutely

extraordinary

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you are watching creature features and

we are watching Twenty Thousand Leagues

around the sea

not around the sea

anyways uh time to do mail because you

sent us mail with somebody out there

sent us mail and we have to read it

right yes that is the rules William

crenner from Cedar Rapids Iowa live here

William Kramer I think did you say

Crenna that was Crema

we'll find out

it's a handwritten note

which Mr Livingston was kind enough to

type up for me

because he knows I have trouble reading

sometimes and I read very slow all right

uh hello Robin and I watch your show

every night

every bloody night

these people do it every night

every single bloody night they're fans

that's right Tangela is really cool and

neat

yes she is very cool she is definitely

not neat that's Mr Livingston

Livingston too you're great

we look forward to watching your show in

the future we like Dracula Frankenstein

Wolfman and Bella legosi uh William

Crainer uh Dracula Frankenstein Wolfman

we we can't do much for you on those

films but Baylor Lugosi he's on our show

quite a bit is he not and yes indeed

you'd almost think he's a friend of the

program a friend of the production how

often

he traces our screen right

true right right thanks for writing he's

a classic he is a classic this one from

Joseph Dalton in

do you say dolphin Dalton Dalton like

the Dalton no I know that's okay that's

a nice British name dolphin is not

dolphin oh it's a card with a duck

she likes Ducks all right Joseph Dalton

let's see what Joseph has to say we've

got

two notes

how does this go is this like two

letters from two different people or

which one do I read first Picard all

right uh sending you warm and fuzzy

wishes for a Happy Valentine's Day

yeah but for a girl that can be so cruel

sometimes she does like Valentine's Day

uh dear Tangela I hope this card finds a

place in your heart you are very pretty

and I like watching you on creature

features

very nice and then uh here's another

note to the rest of us as dear cast that

creature Beaches cost

would you please give this Valentine's

Day card to Tangela you told me to read

the other one first I should have read

this one first I wanted to trick you I

can't find the show creature features on

television stations around here where is

he malmet Illinois I suppose we don't

have a station on there I sure wish that

I could well please take care to all the

staff and would you ask to please send

her picture thanks Joseph Dalton okay so

she will probably send you a picture of

one of her Ducks since you sent her a

picture of one of yours

she said how many ducks do you have now

you have many

more than she knows when she makes that

face

next up Mr Livingston and the dreaded

package a dreaded package why is it

dreaded

because there's so many we have we have

to create another room for the packaging

all right

some of these things we could donate to

charity or something like that all right

you need to get rid of the octopi and

take care of this

and this is a fabulous card my goodness

oh my goodness this is incredible and

it's falling with money

there's money money okay where do we

start

first off we have a beautiful card

and I will show that it's like A Haunted

House 3D card look at this you see

now you gotta look look well done all

right and uh greetings Treasures

residents of the potent Mansion it is I

granddaughter Edie my grandpa Monty

wrote last summer and figured it was my

turn to write in and say hello our

family habitually watches your show

every Friday and Saturday night now

this is a very nice language for a young

girl indeed I wonder if she had some

help with this this letter Mr Livingston

the shows are not the same without you

can you please tell us one thing you do

for fun when you're off on Friday nights

I go to the pub and play darts he does

he's quite good at thoughts too

although I think she's better

but she she throws more dots at people

than he does he uses targets she uses a

blow gun and she practices on moving

objects last Halloween my mama and I had

fun dressing up as Miss Tangela we

cannot get enough of her mischievous

Antics she is delightfully devilish

Harpo marks of Our Generation we blow a

kiss to her for the laughter and the

pain she bestows upon us all Vincent you

are a most charismatic host see I told

you no I told him I'm the most

charismatic host and he he always makes

that face

uh your writing and comedic delivery

with your flatmates and guests is a gas

in short please keep the shows rolling

and we shall continue to stay tuned uh

P.S hello to Tom

the man behind the curtain thank you for

your dedication and for commuting from

Petaluma to the mansion each week you

did a magnificent job on up late with

Bob Wilkins documentary much love

granddaughter Edie and the Monty family

all right so we've got a couple of

things in here we've got two 20 American

dollar bills which is very kind and they

will not go to Tangela because she will

spend them on explosives

but this is the best part right here

we've got and we'll put up some big ones

photos we've got Mama Tresses Tangela

hmm look at this

look at this but this is my favorite

right here this is Edie

dressed as tangetta look at that and you

know what she looks more like Tangela

than you do

no she looks great and she she has the

under look that you do that's wonderful

and a nicer skull thank you so much for

writing thank you for the gifts and uh

oh we have those gifts I haven't even

looked at what do we got here for

Vincent what is this

this is all from the same people yes you

spoil us dear friends all right this is

uh Vincent's quavage exercise table

Hairspray

my brand with my face I'll put that

there and a skunk

how is this an octopod that's an octopi

necklace that's for you right and the

skunk is for you

and I got some ties a bolo tie and a bow

tie a bolo tie and a bow tie my goodness

how sweet brolo type with a scorpion in

it you are too kind all right thank you

that's it for mail right that's it all

right if you'd like to send us an email

use the address you see appearing over

here or if you'd like to send a

wonderful box of gifts and pictures send

it to the postal address you see right

here we're going to get back to 20 000

Leagues Under the Sea and we'll be back

after the break with Andrew see you soon

thank you

Professor aronax how kind of you to join

me as we dreaming I assure you

everything is quite real

as a matter of fact I was just reading

your masterful work again I consulted

constantly

hey Martin sir

your library is extraordinary

how many volumes do you have here

Captain Nemo thousands all told

but the books you see here are merely

those are allowed to have near at hand

such as yours

we are my only remaining link with the

world above

I wrote my last book The Day The

Nautilus set sail

since that day I assume mankind neither

thinks nor writes anything of

consequence

I am simply overwhelmed

this room

this ship how deep can I go if I may ask

you sir have you had to test its limit

but you are wondering perhaps whether

there will be an opportunity to test

your famous deep water theory of static

evolution

precisely sir you may depend upon it

professor

I have some rather interesting

scientific volumes in my personal

quarters perhaps you'd like to see them

oh yes please

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Mr land

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Ned are you here

Sophie

you all right yes we both are

are you yeah I'm fine don't worry about

me

you shouldn't be here

I don't understand he said you were

resting

I'm not exactly resting Sophie I mean

this is a Brig see I don't like you and

your fathers

don't let him see you here I'm not

leaving you here

go

before they find you

Sophie we cannot be making demands we

must appeal to Nemo's better nature we

mustn't make him regret having taken us

aboard I will not stand for this

treatment

lower your voice

I am not afraid of him

I am not one of these these emsons of

his

you will listen to me

he is a genius

and I believe he's a decent man

I'm sure there's an explanation

we must give him the opportunity to

provide that

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foreign

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sodium

not zinc sodium Mercury room Corp

batteries to be precise

as the mercury in the amalgam is never

used up under the sodium requires

replenishment

and since there is an endless supply of

sodium in seawater

you have an endless supply of energy for

the Nautilus precisely I

but I don't understand

we were able to build all this without

anyone finding you out

that wasn't as difficult as you may

imagine

only carefully considered

Miss aronax

beautiful

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I must insist I see Mr land

your concern for him is quite admirable

however

Captain Mr land well good to see you Mr

land

are you well

I'm fine

now that I'm out of the brig just the

land that insisted upon being treated as

a prisoner of war obliging me to comply

but this troubled my principles greatly

so I've decided to extend him the

freedom of the Nautilus in the hope that

he will not abuse my trust well that's

wonderful mobilism

whatever

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you know he's interested in you

I'm aware of it oh you are

why are you so concerned Ned

you have to ask yes

you want an answer

is it true what they say about sailing

men well

do you have a girl in every port not

quite every boy

good night

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thank you

what is the nature of your interest in

Miss Aaron X Mr land

what's that to you

have you stolen her honor

you know if I wanted

you'd be dead before they could save you

then so would you be and professor

aronax and indeed Sophie

you're not quite that stupid I am

now answer my question

is she an honorable woman

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here you are

thank you

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this afternoon we shall be visiting

Christopher Island

I have a hunting Reserve there

I thought perhaps you'd like to go with

me will we go on land

hardly

Crespo island is an insignificant Little

Rock as far as the air world is

concerned

but underneath it is the most beautiful

coral forest in all the oceans of the

world

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it's fascinating

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your Fearless aren't you I'm sure I'm

not

but I am curious

you are fearless

I at least know that much about you

I know nothing about you Captain Nemo

my daughter would have been your

Yorick in my family we married young

my wife and my children are gone

since entering the Nautilus I've lived

with my loneliness

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I'd abandoned all hope it would ever be

otherwise

there are many beautiful

I cannot find what I seek among them

what do you see Captain Nemo

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a queen

so you will join us on our Expedition

Professor I would dare to insist on it

and you Mr land

you sure you want to do this

absolutely

all right I'll join you

good

there's no need to be frightened Sophie

will find you'll be able to breathe

perfectly well

I'm sure I'll find it breathtaking

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welcome back to creature features it's

it's bubble Sea World here did you put

them up to this

yeah

she threatened him

yeah you know I'm I'm wondering does he

get more abuse because he does cooperate

or because he does not cooperate and

he's trying to avoid the abuse

no he's he's like a little he's a like a

little elf right now

it's interesting not so little not so

little anyways uh if you're just joining

us we are watching 20 000 Leagues Under

the Sea you know I like this this

production of this film it's a good one

and yeah Tom was telling me they spent

15 million dollars to make this movie

well no wonder it's good oh we never

show 15 million dollar movies on this

program I don't recall any no we're

lucky if we show a 15 dollar

program on this movie

on this program well not much more now

we tend to

have low budget fare do we not

you're not paying any attention to me yo

it's just bubbles yes but they get in my

suit all right well don't stress over

we'll have a dry clean for you thank you

my goodness any case uh how are you

doing Tangela

hey you keep bringing out these let me

see this one this one's got amazing

eyeballs this was sent in by a viewer

right very authentic looking now you

bought this one

look at those eyes those are wonderful

they're like creepy isn't there a scene

in this film where the uh probably soon

Tom does a nautilus get attacked by an

octopi in this version of the film I

don't know you don't know Kraken

a kraken unleash the kraken

there's no unleashing of the crackings

in this film all right and uh how are

you doing Andrew are you all right

I think he's having too much fun with

this bubble machine you know I'm

surprised you let him take that but

she's always spraying him in the face

with that bubble machine

maybe he plans to get revenge upon her

or something I don't know in any case uh

we're getting silly here I think you'd

rather see the movie than this

monstrosity so uh let's get back to the

film and uh when we come back uh we'll

we'll you're going to tell us something

interesting right

I don't have anything interesting to say

that's true all right we'll see you soon

bye

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thank you

thank you

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foreign

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he's outside the museum window

it's only have minutes left

Rescue Squad Mr land is on the forward

Hull take him here

my best divers are on their way

foreign

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I thought I'd pretty much draw my last

breath

they wanted me for sure

didn't seem to want anyone else I took

one step

and all of a sudden I'm tumbling

falling into the darkness of hell it was

like being buried alive

and I started climbing it was all I

could do I just climbed and I climbed

and finally I saw the ship

that's the last I remember

these incense saved your life

how did they know

oh

I'm a lucky man aren't I luck had

nothing to do with it

you saved yourself Mr land it took a

great deal of Courage well I'd have been

a dead man if Sophie hadn't been in that

room that was luck Captain Nemo hadn't

acted so decisively

it would have all been for nothing

yes captain

I owe everything to your decisiveness

well some good has come of your terrible

ordeal

at least we've come to a better

understanding amongst us

yeah

yeah

it's entirely within their known range

of behavior look you may know dead fish

but I know live once those sharks had it

in for me and me alone I don't

understand what are you saying well let

me put it to you this way I don't think

that was joy to Nemo's face when I

showed up again

if he was responsible for what happened

why didn't he tell his divers to take a

minute longer getting to you because he

couldn't have you thinking he was behind

it all now could he

can't you let yourself accept it Ned he

is not the monster you make him out to

be

I have sailed with cap captains like him

before and I know the signs that's

exactly how he thinks he is mad

don't let him blind you you have to see

him for what he is

remember

seaweed you say remarkable it's a little

harsh despite all our Ingenuity but

still

a very satisfactory smoke I think

your move professor

this is my move

Captain Nemo I am consumed by my

curiosity

about you

a man shares confidence is with a friend

professor

and he doesn't need but one

if he chooses wisely nor are you not

surrounded by friends I'm surrounded as

you put it by followers there is a

difference

I would consider it an honor to be your

friend

if I take you into my confidence you are

bound to me forever

do you really wish to carry such a

burden no it is no burden to be a true

friend it also means one has a true

friend

I offer you my hand sir

thank you

very well

I was raised to be a king

and educated to lead my people into the

modern scientific world

but the armies of the West came to my

small country and arranged otherwise

I escaped and survived

the king and queen my parents did not

read my wife

nor did my children

I am at war professor

and once I have the shipping between

Europe and America in my Stranglehold I

shall demand my country back as the

price of releasing my grip

what is it Ned

I wanted to say I was sorry for earlier

that's all right man

you know when I was out there I

I pretty much made my peace

I only had one regret just one

what is it you wanted me Ned

another Conquest to brag about in the

taverns

you know I I think there's something you

should know about me what I'm a married

man

what

a long time ago

matter of fact

I just got my journeyman's ticket I met

her in a bar in Singapore

her name was Kate

it's fiery

it was love at first sight

and I was prepared to give up the sea

but after a while I got I got restless

so I signed on for

one last hitch on a whale that was

working the Antarctic

and in the middle of the Sea of Japan I

suddenly thought

made a terrible mistake

so I jumped ship

and uh

on my way home

I bought a set of pearls set of matched

pearls from this diver and I had them

late in gold

and I had them in my hands and I was

ready to give them to her

around her neck and bigger

for forgiveness

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I walked through the door I found her

with another sailor

what did you do

I went back to the Sea

what did you do with the pearls all the

pearls

well the pearls I drank the pearls up a

long time ago

what's this

planning an escape

no no not at all Professor I'm just uh

on my way to my cell

and I I think I'll just sit there and

wait till I turn into one of Nemo's

incense

everything will be all right

good night

I'm letting him be Sophie he's Restless

because he has no role aboard the

Nautilus he's not a scientist

but you must remember that you are

cannot turn our backs on such a

scientific opportunity

what good of all our discoveries

maybe we'll never leave the Nautilus

he will leave the Nautilus

has he told you so not in so many words

but I am absolutely certain he will let

us go

and you didn't tell me well what I know

I know in confidence

I'm his friend and proud to call myself

so

I want to prove that his trust in me is

not misplaced

it's our one realistic hope of one day

returning to the world

Sophie

to Ally yourself with Mr nedland

Mr guarantee that we will never leave

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thank you

thank you

hi this is Brian from Columbus Ohio big

fan of creature features would love to

see Island of Terror with Peter Cushing

from 1966. a little great horror flick

from back in the day keep up the good

work and I hope to see the movie soon

bye

thank you

this is Livingston and you're watching

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welcome back to creature features it is

20 000 Leagues Under the Sea night a fun

time no guests tonight because uh we had

some kind of scheduling issue we did

well they did actually yeah so we won't

uh we won't bother you too much and uh

Andrew is getting a little crazy with

the bubbles so uh we'll make this quick

and get back to the film but

Livingston did you know that they end up

writing a book for this movie

in 1870

well probably but no they made the movie

and it was so good

a black named Jules Verne wrote a book

he did indeed right yeah

he's I'm trying to do a show here and

you're irritating my my co-host

Andrew

Andrew my goodness he's go in the corner

I I think he had too much coffee today

no no so you know I think I should read

this book

you should it's very good book have you

read it it's on my library it was it

ever on the New York Times best seller

list I believe it was oh all right the

New York Times is older than you think

oh it is indeed you know it's the paper

of record that's what they say right

right the paper record all right well

let's get back to this film and then uh

when we come back uh we'll have some

more interesting trivia about this movie

so uh don't you go away and the film

gets better and better and better right

it does it does off we go see you soon

thank you

East Northeast 21 degrees

our oxygen is replenished now time to go

below Sophie Professor Aaron ax oh must

we go in so soon it's such a beautiful

day yeah it's beautiful

it's just as beautiful beneath the waves

well if we must

one could easily form the impression

that you hate the world about these

waves Captain Nemo I don't hate it I

hate nothing

I simply reject it and yet you have to

come up every day to take your bearings

in it

exactly where are we now Captain Nemo

offered his journey and 900 meters above

the city of Atlantis

hmm

well then shall we go below

hmm

Atlantis yes

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behold

Mount Atlantis

still raging

still breathing fire

still refusing to die nine thousand

years after surrendering to the ocean

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how hot are these Waters over Atlantis

Captain Nemo

who got for divers

211 degrees Fahrenheit close to the

boiling point

even though Mighty Nautilus cannot

linger here

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we must find a way to call the diving

suit sufficiently

we must walk the streets of Atlantis one

day

imagine Sophie all of Atlantis at our

feet

you can alter a full volume on that

subject alone

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if you wish Professor you may

comfortably retire now

the ship will be cooled with all this

fresh Sierra we're taking on

I have much to enter in my journal

before I can allow myself that pleasure

good night Sophie

good night to you good night

Sophie

I must be candid

I asked your father if he would allow me

a moment's private conversation with you

this evening and um you very graciously

agreed

I should think I would be the one to ask

about having private conversations with

me

I thought that the conversation I had in

mind merited some

formality

formality

I wish to ask you for your hand in

matrimony Sophie

you are proposing marriage I am prepared

to make you Queen of the Nautilus you

are the only woman I've ever known with

whom I could share my life completely

you were sent to me

so damned

I couldn't possibly accept your proposal

Captain Nemo

I offer you the choice between spending

your life aboard the Nautilus as my

subject or my queen

and you reject me

you must hold me in very low esteem My

Dear Sophie

I am troubled by your selfishness

selfishness

the treasures you pile up

the works of art

the knowledge

the power to change so much of the world

for the better

how can you bear to keep all that to

yourself when you could be doing so much

to ease the suffering of humanity

it's monstrous

oh I see

you think me a monster

well no wonder you reject me

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Sophie

would you do me the courtesy of

accompanying me below

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the full compendium of all I have

learned and observed thus far

an ongoing work

suffering Humanity will benefit from it

very soon

one million American dollars in gold

tomorrow morning I shall drop this off

at a designated point above the ocean

picked up by those who fight on land for

what we fight for under the sea

pose I toil to collect these Treasures

for selfish reasons

I had no idea

I knew you were meant for me the moment

I saw you in the wood

I didn't think life had anything more to

offer

good night Captain Nemo

good night Sufi

so am I still a monster well I don't

really think so

Sophie go below

what is it

I said go below

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like

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over here

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stand by the hell

I give you Liberty and this is how you

repay me you call it Liberty I call it

slavery say your boy

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not this time

how could you do such a stupid thing man

well you made your choice I made mine a

Fool's Choice father said he's gonna let

us go can you believe that I believe in

the end he will do the decent thing

so you don't think he tried to kill me

well well

I'm sure you've got some important

scientific work to do

Captain Nemo thinks you need to be

confined

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that's nice to know if about me

I am your friend Ned

you could allow me to be

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they've locked Ned up

like a common Criminal

it was entirely

but we have to let Captain Nemo know

that we at least are capable of

understanding the objective situation

what is the objective situation father

best thing

you want me to marry him

I would not stand in your way

Sophie Sophie

I'm trying to do what's best for you

what's best for me father

or what's best for you

maybe you're the one that's being

seduced

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all right let's speak with you

you look troubled professor

but there's nothing to fear I assure you

I wish to speak to you about Sophie

do you bring me good news I have come to

do my duty as her father

I want to ask you to withdraw your suit

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s

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1500 me stand by to engage the Lincoln

gentlemen

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thank you

what is it father what's happening I

don't know I think it's the Abraham

Lincoln

Sophie

Sophie no Sophie

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I demand to know what's going on

Captain Farragut I made a poor

impression at our last encounter I

intend to rectify that this time

what is it that you want Captain Nemo

just

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ready the dolphin

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my eyes

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you can send your mightiest

but I will have what is mine

come on Farragut

here I am

come on Farragut

children reload

my father he's going to sink her it's

all right Sophie remember he only wounds

them and sends them home with their

tails between their legs

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it's all right it's all right it's all

right

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thank you

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murderer

no Sophie

Warrior why Nemo

why

why do you think I didn't sink the

Abraham Lincoln during our first

encounter

when she limped back to Port my enemies

finally gave me their full attention

as I intended

but they still thought they could defeat

me so they sent her back

to destroy me

well now they will understand

they can send all the Navies of the

world

I will not be defeated how many men died

on that ship

I'm not entirely sure but the frigate of

the Abraham Lincoln class would carry a

minimum compliment

of 650 men

and you feel nothing

for the contrary Sophie

I feel a great joy

Sophie Sophie a moment professor

my friend

that ship fired upon me unprovoked did

it not

that was an act of war was it not

you knew I was at War

I told you the night you pledged me your

loyalty do you remember

my friend

and where are you taking us now

I have some business in the North

Atlantic

but our course takes us near the

Caribbean Trench

depths of up to 5 000 fathoms

there as I promised

you will have an opportunity to prove

your

Theory the static evolution

consider it the reward

friendship

to science

I cannot raise my glass with you Captain

Nemo

not to science

anything else

I wish to see Mr land

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what have they done to you the alarm

sounded that came straight in and

chained me

did he sink her

to the Devil Himself

I didn't let myself see what was so

plain to you

now dear father

yes

we have to escape we have to warm the

world don't waste a more precious time

with me you stay by name outside both of

you keep your eyes and your ears open

you look for a chance any chance I don't

want to go anywhere near that man and we

will remain prisoners

all of us

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thank you

welcome back to creature features we are

watching 20

000 Leagues Under the Sea and we've got

Andrew and his irritating bubble machine

with us

um

you know uh I found his head care more

is heading than that you know it's a

it's a nice chapeau but it's something

that Tangela typically wears is it not

indeed right yeah yeah you know why

don't we save the bubbles for another

time I think we've had enough of the

well he's like a child

is is something second childhood I've

never seen him so so playful all right

so let's let's just ease up on the

bubbles right

pestilous just like her

oh my goodness all right uh anyways uh

so some more fun facts about this film

did you know that this film was made at

Pinewood Studios

very popular in the UK I've been to

Pinewood Studios it's massive no it

makes Hollywood look like an amateur

facility is that the one that's right

next to Pine plastic Studios

no it's pine wood he was trying to make

a joke I know he was and he's still blow

you know if you keep doing that I'm

gonna have Tangela come deactivate this

this device of yours

he's

now you know he normally plays with

tools wrenches and things like that

right she should be doing right now

right no it's like he just won't stop

now really

Tangela can you take care of this issue

please

if you would

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problem solved all right what do you say

we get back to this film yes all right

well that Saddles that let's uh let's

get back to 20 000 Leagues Under the Sea

and we'll see you soon

oh

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why haven't you released him from those

Chains It's inhuman

I'm willing to release Mr land

altogether

you are

well secrecy is no longer necessary

I'll try cut off the old world from the

new I'll put Mr Landers show with my

terms of surrender

what about my father and me

two

to present my interests and speak for my

good character

what are your plans for me

don't be frightened Sophie

a glorious Destiny awaits you

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can't I'm

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thank you

get your phone

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well professor

it seems you were right

whatever it is it's some kind of

presentation so it would seem

I have no fear we will direct all our

electrical power to the hull

oh

whatever it is

we'll let go as soon as he gets a taste

of this

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it will soon Tire of this game

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with all due respect captain

what do you mean

this creature would be completely

unevolved in any way in with days even

weeks before it gives up trying to break

open our shell

how much air is left a day's worth

I'm half a day at most we were just

about to surface are you certain this

thing will not let us go

I am

then we must kill it

I'll on my best divers stay here it will

take more than your Nemo guns you

underestimate the concentrated Firepower

of my weapons professor

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now you shall see Professor what my Nemo

guns can do in combination

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thank you

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what's happening it's beginning to feed

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those poor men

listen to me the air is turning forward

we have one chance at best

you must prepare an explosive charge

that must penetrate directly into the

palate

you say penetrate

there's a harpoon might penetrate

you are not sending Ned out there

go to your quarters I will not I said go

to your quarters

foreign

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kill it yourself

are you frightened Mr harpoonist no not

particularly

It's You Are

save the Nautilus

and you shall have your Liberty

and Sophie

you know the funny thing about you

you really are a man of your word aren't

you

tell me something man amen

he did try to kill me didn't you

the diving crew smeared rendered blubber

on your suit

containing the sexual hormones of

meeting blue shark

I'll meet you in the dive room

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thank you

how did you get free

thank you

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you lied to me

I was lying to myself

not to you

you're going

aren't you

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foreign

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all right

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foreign

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well done you did it well done

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so you slew the dragon after all

yeah I guess I did

Captain Nemo

let us sail to the nearest land

put an end to this mad dream

the Nautilus isn't just a ship professor

it's a refuge

with severed old ties with the land

I have your word that you'll set us free

you're free to go

all of you

mobilis and Mobley

oh my God

he's tricked us clear the decks

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who left

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it's a raft

swimming hold on

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all right

set a cause for the coral Forest

we will carry on

foreign

will anyone believe our story

I can't say

nor can I say what happened to the

Nautilus

is Captain Nemo still alive

I hope so

I hope he's made his peace beneath the

ocean his adopted country

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if his Destiny is strange it is also

Sublime

as it is written in the Book of

Ecclesiastes

who can fathom the depths of the Abyss

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thank you

and so ends 20

000 Leagues Under the Sea you know I

like that ending did you

do you like the whole film

well I did as well no it's it's a good

movie you know I think I think it should

have won an Academy Award

well I don't know if it was that good or

an Emmy well you know I had a nice

soundtrack it could have won a Grammy as

well maybe at 103 and we just don't know

I think it was a wonderful film and uh

this one did you check this pulse he's

breathing

well he might not have a pulse he could

be breathing without a pulse you know

it's possible

I find that difficult to understand you

know he I think he wanted to be like a

professor or a doctor or something like

this imagine Dr Livingston

yeah what kind of scientists would Dr

Livingston be I I bet he would be the

one that studies bugs entomologists what

they call that entomologist an

entomologist he would be an entomologist

because he study of bugs all the bugs

anthropologists anthropology right study

strange human beings yeah anybody in

particular

like I won't say yeah see you listen to

him anyways uh that is it for us tonight

so what do we got going on next week

we've got uh another movie

and uh I think we have a guess I think

we have a guess I think we have a guest

and so uh we're gonna have a guest we're

gonna have a movie uh hopefully he will

wake up again because we need the guest

chair and uh I think it'll be a good

movie

because I saw the list of movies we have

coming

and every one of them I went ooh in awe

you do that every time no not like this

because I went ooh and all

right and she even said uh

you know her she never says no she

doesn't no so that's it all right well I

think that's it for us uh thank you so

much for watching our program tonight we

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so uh Livingston I'm thinking

if I were to produce a replica of the

Nautilus I could I could take a a world

tour underwater

I can't wait for the day

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