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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey.
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Jeff, guess what
I just bought.
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Something overpriced
that we don't need.
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Two tickets to bon jovi.
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Why would you buy those?
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Come on, you know
I've always liked bon jovi.
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Let's go out,
get a little crazy.
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I don't know,
it's crowded and loud and...
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When you get there
it's bon jovi.
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All right, grandpa.
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Plus beers are like $11,
so there's another 88 bucks.
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Well, I've heard
bon jovi's great live.
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You see?
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Yeah, my mom sees him
all the time.
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Except for last year
when she had hip surgery.
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I think that's the first
time in a while that
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bon jovi and hip
were mentioned together.
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Wait, so... so what
are you saying?
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I'm like your mom?
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Oh, no, I didn't mean that.
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I mean, I... I do think
you'll be a great mom.
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What does that mean?
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It's just that I think you
have a lot of experience
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and that you always
know what to say.
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You don't.
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So... so what, I'm like
some wise old woman?
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Yeah, yeah, I think
that's what she meant.
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I think it's pretty clear
what's going on here.
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Jen is dying to see bon jovi.
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As a gentleman, I'm going
to let her buy my ticket.
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Face value.
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What?
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Jump on it.
It's a great deal.
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Fine, I'll have a much better
time with her; What do you say?
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Um, sure, yeah,
sounds like fun.
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No, fun is not the word
to describe a bon jovi concert.
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Oh, on this we agree.
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Hey.
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Timmy, I see you had
your boss reupholstered.
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Look, it's not in
the normal rotaish,
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Yeah...
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I wonder how long this
stuff's been in here.
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Let me see.
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A ticket stub to sisterhood
of the traveling pants?
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Hey, spoiler alert.
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The pants never travel
south of the waist.
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Well, here's a phone number.
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That's weird.
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That you scored a number
wrapped in pleather?
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That is weird.
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No, there's no name.
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Well, I don't recognize it
as one of your
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clinics or escort services.
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Yeah, that would
be programmed in.
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No, this has got to be
some chick's number.
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Call it up, see who answers.
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I don't know.
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Isn't it kind of disrespectful
to call after all this time?
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Plus, she might be a hog.
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Oh, let her go, sir.
She got away fair and square.
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True, but she made the mistake
of leaving a paper trail.
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Now, go.
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And as a reward you get a,
uh, invite to a y2k party.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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so, now that Jen
and Audrey are gone,
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we can do whatever we want.
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Oh, they left you two?
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That's good.
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They were both kinda lame, dude.
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Honestly, you're better off.
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They just went to
a concert together.
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Oh, well, they're great gals.
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You guys are lucky.
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All right, so what's
the plan for tonight?
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Barbecue on the roof.
I've got a 36-ounce sirloin...
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- Mm-hmm.
- A couple of baked taters.
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- Yes.
- 12 pack of brewskies.
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That sounds fantastic.
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It will be.
What are you gonna do?
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Oh... I... I thought that I
was... included in your thing.
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Now that you know you're not,
what are you gonna do?
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Come on, deal me in.
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I... I can rock a mean salad.
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I will never find out
if that's true.
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Hey.
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Sir, I've found
your mystery woman.
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Oh, nice Detective work,
Angela Lamesbury.
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Spill the beans.
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The number once belonged to
a Meredith carroll, now 32.
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She's a podiatrist.
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Oh, I love kids.
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You, uh, you're thinking
of a pediatrician.
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Swing and a miss, mind reader.
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Hey, how's she looking?
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Hot enough to take a ride
in the old Russ bus?
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Yes, with stops
at regret-ville,
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shame-town, and std city.
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But, no, I don't know
what she looks like.
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Her website didn't have a photo.
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Aw, always doing half the job.
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Let's be clear.
None of this is my job.
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All right, make
an appointment to see her.
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See if she's hot enough
for me to pursue.
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Okay, first off, there's
nothing wrong with my feet.
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Yeah. That sounded painful.
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You might want to get
that looked at.
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Uh-huh.
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Go, go, go,
hop out on the good one.
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There you go.
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All right, let me take a look
at this... does this hurt?
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I'll take that as a no.
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Um, you know, Dr. carroll...
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I told you, call me Meredith.
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Of course, um,
you know, Meredith,
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it is rather impressive
that you have
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your own practice
at such a young age.
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Oh, well, this is
my father's practice,
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and I took it over
when he passed away.
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I'm... I'm so sorry,
that's the tickle talking.
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Yeah, I assumed.
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So what do you do?
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Isn't it obvious?
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I'm a foot model.
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Although I do have
grand ambitions of
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transitioning into
being a foot actor.
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All right, well, you can
put you shoes back on.
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Actually, I, uh, work in real
estate development for a, uh...
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You know, it's not
important who I work for.
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Well, there doesn't seem to be
any problem with your feet.
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Except that they'll be
carrying me out of here.
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Well, you can always make
a follow-up appointment
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with my receptionist.
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Ah, perhaps, uh, we could do
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a follow-up over dinner tonight.
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Well, I... I am tempted, but, I
generally don't date patients.
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Ah.
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Well, in that case,
you're fired.
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Well, in that case,
pick me up at 7:00.
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Hey.
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Uh, Audrey is still
getting ready.
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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, but come on in and wait.
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I gotta go take care of
my meat.
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Do you really have
to announce that?
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I'm marinating my steak.
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But now that you mention it,
I should wash my hands.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, Jeff have y... have you seen
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my red leather jacket?
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Wow, look at that outfit.
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I remember this party girl.
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Mm-hmm.
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She was up for it a lot more
than the one I've got now.
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Yeah, that was before
you formally announced
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your decision
to let yourself go.
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Have you seen my butter spray?
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It's on your nightstand.
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Gross.
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It's not what you think.
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I was eating an ear of corn
in there.
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All right, whatever
you wanna call it.
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Look, for some reason
Adam looks up to you.
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It would have been
nice if you had
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included him in your barbecue.
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Well, 20/20 hindsight.
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You realize you
can still invite him.
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20/20 foresight.
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And from cobra transition into
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downward dog.
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I appreciate the offer,
but no thanks.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Well, it's such a nice night,
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I thought I'd do
a little sunset yoga.
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You knew that I was gonna
use the roof to grill.
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Oh, was that tonight?
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I get it, you feel left out.
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You made your point.
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Let me have the roof
to myself,
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and tomorrow,
I'll let you make me that salad.
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Sorry, buddy,
but I'm here to stay.
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So, I guess you're just gonna
have to make other plans.
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Actually...
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I don't think I will.
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And your mating dance isn'.
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Well...
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Good, 'cause your grilling
isn't gonna bother me.
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Now, let's stand
into a forward bend.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about!
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Whoo!
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Yeah!
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Uh, watch the dancing,
chief.
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We don't need it
raining in here.
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Yes, we wouldn't want your tan
running all over the floor.
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Joke's on you, dummy.
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I sprung for
the clear-coat sealant.
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Water just beads off.
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I don't even use
a towel anymore.
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You're a very
impressive man, sir.
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So what's the deal
with foot girl?
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Oh, you wouldn't
be interested, sir.
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She's beneath you.
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Oh, I'd be very interested
in her beneath me, actually.
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Sir, what I meant was
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she's far below
your standards.
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You needn't give her
another moment's thought.
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Oh yeah, that bad, huh?
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- Mmm.
- What is she a dog?
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A hog?
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A cow?
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All of the above, sir.
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Sounds like a mess.
Might be good for you, though.
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Hmm.
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I'll take that under
advisement, shall I?
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Now, if you've no more
degrading errands for me,
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I have some plans.
I was hoping to cut out early.
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Whoa, after I gave you
half a day off
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for the foot thing?
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God, give a guy an inch, huh?
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Now, push into
the mat with your hips
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and take a deep breath.
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Okay.
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Okay, Jeff, that's enough.
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Look, it's fine, you know,
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if you want to, uh, just lie
there, grinding away at that mat
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like it's Justin Timberlake.
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But I'm gonna keep grilling.
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I already turned
the music off for you.
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No, you didn't.
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The boombox ate your tape.
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Look, I was here first.
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I was here first.
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What are you nine?
Besides, I had dibs.
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Sorry, I'm staying.
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Look, we both know
how this is gonna end.
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I'm the big dog.
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So let's just cut to the part
where I get my way.
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Fine.
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Great.
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I'll even give you a beverage
for the walk down.
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I think I accidentally threw one
of Aud's wine coolers in here.
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Here we go.
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How you like me now, big dog?
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One false move and you can say
good-bye to your sirloin.
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Hey, look, this is
between you and me.
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Don't take it out on the meat.
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I mean, let's just
talk this out.
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No, I'm done talng.
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Okay, we're supposed
to be friends,
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but you don't invite me
to hang out.
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It's like... it's like
you don't respect me.
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You are wearing
those tiny pants.
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They're yoga pants.
254
00:12:43,368 --> 00:12:45,168
And they're Jen's.
255
00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:47,154
All right, fine.
256
00:12:47,156 --> 00:12:49,573
From now on, I do respect you.
257
00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:51,658
How do I know
you're not just saying that?
258
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:55,462
You do know
that I'm just saying that.
259
00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:57,447
Okay o-one more step...
260
00:12:57,449 --> 00:12:59,633
One more step, and you can
say good-bye to your meat.
261
00:12:59,635 --> 00:13:02,285
All right, fine.
262
00:13:02,287 --> 00:13:04,671
Just know that two
can play this game.
263
00:13:04,673 --> 00:13:05,788
What are you doing?
264
00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:08,925
Taking a hostage of my own.
265
00:13:08,927 --> 00:13:10,994
You return my steak to safety,
266
00:13:10,996 --> 00:13:14,981
or I'm gonna whiz
all over your yoga mat.
267
00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:16,133
You're bluffing.
268
00:13:16,135 --> 00:13:18,518
I've had three beers
and a wine cooler.
269
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,737
I couldn't bluff
if I wanted to.
270
00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:32,115
Yes! Ah, I never
sit this close!
271
00:13:32,117 --> 00:13:33,483
When Jeff buys tickets
272
00:13:33,485 --> 00:13:36,419
he calls the back row
the front row to savings.
273
00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:41,007
They certainly play a lot of
songs that sound similar.
274
00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:42,008
What are you doing?
275
00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:43,793
You can't rock sitting down.
276
00:13:43,795 --> 00:13:46,129
Come on, Audrey,
don't your feet hurt?
277
00:13:46,131 --> 00:13:48,181
No way.
278
00:13:48,183 --> 00:13:49,799
Your straps are digging in.
279
00:13:49,801 --> 00:13:51,184
I can see you bleeding.
280
00:13:51,186 --> 00:13:53,386
Jen, this if bon jovi, okay?
281
00:13:53,388 --> 00:13:56,306
He has seen a million faces,
and he has rocked them all.
282
00:13:56,308 --> 00:13:58,308
Yours is not gonna be the first
face he doesn't rock.
283
00:13:58,310 --> 00:14:00,895
- Come on.
- Okay, you're right.
284
00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:02,362
Just let me go
check in with Adam,
285
00:14:02,364 --> 00:14:04,013
then I'll let him rock my face.
286
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,982
All right, hurry back.
287
00:14:05,984 --> 00:14:07,200
Oh, my God.
288
00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:08,401
Ah!
289
00:14:09,704 --> 00:14:12,656
Hey, honey, I'm gonna be home
a little later than I thought.
290
00:14:12,658 --> 00:14:13,957
What's up with you?
291
00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:16,326
Actually, I'm up on the roof.
292
00:14:16,328 --> 00:14:18,695
Oh, good, so you're
hanging out with Jeff?
293
00:14:18,697 --> 00:14:21,948
Well... he's doing most
of the hanging out.
294
00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:29,723
I love this restaurant.
Have you been here before?
295
00:14:29,725 --> 00:14:31,725
Yes, I come here all the time.
296
00:14:31,727 --> 00:14:33,260
Mmm, I really like the decor.
297
00:14:33,262 --> 00:14:34,394
Mm-hmm.
298
00:14:34,396 --> 00:14:36,646
I really do think the library
motif gives it...
299
00:14:36,648 --> 00:14:42,552
Well, well, well,
what do we have here?
300
00:14:42,554 --> 00:14:44,254
What on earth
are you doing here?
301
00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:47,657
Oh, I put the pieces together.
302
00:14:47,659 --> 00:14:49,409
Timmy, what's going on?
303
00:14:49,411 --> 00:14:50,810
I'll tell you what's going on.
304
00:14:50,812 --> 00:14:53,530
I sent him to see if you were
hot enough for me.
305
00:14:53,532 --> 00:14:56,750
Congratulations, you are.
306
00:14:56,752 --> 00:14:59,369
But then he lied
and grabbed you for himself.
307
00:14:59,371 --> 00:15:00,737
Do you know this person?
308
00:15:00,739 --> 00:15:02,839
Yes, um, Mr. Dunbar,
309
00:15:02,841 --> 00:15:04,541
can we please discuss
this in private?
310
00:15:04,543 --> 00:15:06,409
There's nothing to discuss.
She's my date.
311
00:15:06,411 --> 00:15:07,711
We have a long history together
312
00:15:07,713 --> 00:15:10,964
and I'd like to
try to remember it.
313
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:12,048
I don't know who you are.
314
00:15:12,050 --> 00:15:16,252
Quiet. This doesn't
concern you!
315
00:15:16,254 --> 00:15:19,306
Sir, why would I facilitate
you dating this lovely woman
316
00:15:19,308 --> 00:15:20,640
when all you do
is try to score with her
317
00:15:20,642 --> 00:15:22,892
and then spend the next
few weeks dodging her calls?
318
00:15:22,894 --> 00:15:25,094
Okay.
319
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,980
He doesn't know what
he's talking about.
320
00:15:26,982 --> 00:15:30,550
When we do it,
I'll take your call.
321
00:15:30,552 --> 00:15:32,402
Now scooch.
322
00:15:33,604 --> 00:15:34,904
I will not.
323
00:15:34,906 --> 00:15:37,540
Unlike you, I have an actual
connection with Meredith.
324
00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:43,614
Oh, is that why you refer to
her as a dog, hog, and a cow?
325
00:15:43,615 --> 00:15:46,216
What... no, no.
326
00:15:46,218 --> 00:15:48,718
Those were your words.
327
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,555
I merely agreed to
throw him off your scent.
328
00:15:52,557 --> 00:15:54,674
I'm an animal with a scent?
329
00:15:54,676 --> 00:15:56,626
Ooh, yeah, you are.
330
00:15:56,628 --> 00:15:58,595
Listen, I think
you should leave.
331
00:15:58,597 --> 00:16:00,630
You're making maryanne
very uncomfortable.
332
00:16:00,632 --> 00:16:02,298
- Meredith.
- Of course it is.
333
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:06,152
So where are you from,
Meredith?
334
00:16:06,154 --> 00:16:07,904
Can we get some bread?
335
00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:13,142
Thank you.
Good night!
336
00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:16,496
Oh, what a show!
337
00:16:16,498 --> 00:16:20,700
Wow, band's aged a lot better
than some of their fans.
338
00:16:22,169 --> 00:16:23,169
You tired?
339
00:16:23,171 --> 00:16:24,654
No.
340
00:16:24,656 --> 00:16:25,988
'Cause you were yawning.
341
00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:27,090
No, I... that wasn't a yawn.
342
00:16:27,092 --> 00:16:28,291
I... I was cheering.
343
00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:30,827
Bon jovi!
344
00:16:30,829 --> 00:16:33,096
Well, tired or not,
show's over.
345
00:16:33,098 --> 00:16:34,130
We get to go home!
346
00:16:34,132 --> 00:16:35,215
Get to... what?
347
00:16:35,217 --> 00:16:36,466
Maybe you wanna go home.
348
00:16:36,468 --> 00:16:37,467
Not maybe.
349
00:16:37,469 --> 00:16:39,001
I do.
350
00:16:39,003 --> 00:16:41,104
Well sorry, this night
is far from over.
351
00:16:41,106 --> 00:16:44,674
Oh, God, tell me the band's
not coming back on.
352
00:16:44,676 --> 00:16:45,942
No, grandma.
353
00:16:45,944 --> 00:16:47,410
We are gonna go backstage
and party with them.
354
00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:49,529
Why are you calling everyone
your grandparent?
355
00:16:49,531 --> 00:16:51,531
Come on, come on, let's go.
356
00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:55,118
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
357
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,954
You know there's
a clock on this.
358
00:16:57,956 --> 00:17:02,191
And with each beer, I'm losing
my ability to negotiate.
359
00:17:04,078 --> 00:17:05,462
We'll just see what
gives out first:
360
00:17:05,464 --> 00:17:07,630
My arm or your bladder.
361
00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:11,584
And I don't need medication
to control my arm.
362
00:17:13,871 --> 00:17:15,922
You know, you're really
showing me some stones tonight.
363
00:17:15,924 --> 00:17:21,177
Yeah... I'm getting a pretty
good look at yours, too.
364
00:17:22,646 --> 00:17:25,882
I admire how you're
standing up to me.
365
00:17:25,884 --> 00:17:28,017
You've earned my respect.
366
00:17:28,019 --> 00:17:29,069
Seriously?
367
00:17:29,071 --> 00:17:30,270
Yep.
368
00:17:31,555 --> 00:17:33,389
How do I know you're
not just saying that?
369
00:17:33,391 --> 00:17:34,574
Because I'm not.
370
00:17:34,576 --> 00:17:36,059
And I mean it.
371
00:17:36,061 --> 00:17:38,695
And if you still want it,
1/4 of that steak is yours.
372
00:17:38,697 --> 00:17:41,147
Thanks, man.
373
00:17:41,149 --> 00:17:43,232
I do.
374
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:44,751
Ah! Oh!
375
00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:45,952
No!
376
00:17:48,672 --> 00:17:52,926
Well, I guess we both
know what this means.
377
00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:55,378
Go ahead.
378
00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:11,260
I knew it was fate that you
and I would end up together.
379
00:18:16,484 --> 00:18:21,103
You couldn't let me have just
one small victory, could you?
380
00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:22,605
You're right, Timmy.
381
00:18:22,607 --> 00:18:24,958
This is for the best.
382
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,912
If she didn't want either one of
us, then who needs her?
383
00:18:28,914 --> 00:18:31,197
Actually, she did
want one of us.
384
00:18:31,199 --> 00:18:33,566
Me, she wanted me.
385
00:18:33,568 --> 00:18:38,120
Yeah, who needs her?
386
00:18:38,122 --> 00:18:39,305
Hmm?
387
00:18:46,397 --> 00:18:49,098
All right,
just leave it to me, okay?
388
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,967
I know how to sweet talk
my way into the vip.
389
00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:52,068
I believe you, Audrey.
390
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:55,137
Please, just let me go home.
391
00:18:55,139 --> 00:18:56,739
Hey, great show, huh?
392
00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:59,993
Whoa, did you get to listen
or were you at the gym?
393
00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:03,580
Nobody gets backstage
without a pass.
394
00:19:03,582 --> 00:19:06,950
Yeah, I've been
a lifelong bon jovi fan.
395
00:19:06,952 --> 00:19:08,150
I've seen him, like, ten times.
396
00:19:08,152 --> 00:19:09,836
I've always really
wanted to meet him.
397
00:19:09,838 --> 00:19:11,320
You think...
398
00:19:11,322 --> 00:19:12,488
Sorry.
399
00:19:16,159 --> 00:19:19,762
Okay, look,
I'm about to be a mom, okay?
400
00:19:19,764 --> 00:19:21,264
I see how kids affect
my friends' lives.
401
00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:23,683
How many more chances
am I gonna have to get crazy?
402
00:19:23,685 --> 00:19:27,053
Come on, let me have this,
please? Please?
403
00:19:27,055 --> 00:19:29,105
You know, I wish I could.
404
00:19:29,107 --> 00:19:30,306
And I can.
405
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:34,510
Hmm, I still got it.
406
00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:45,237
Wow, so you guys got to party
407
00:19:45,239 --> 00:19:47,406
with bon jovi backstage?
408
00:19:47,408 --> 00:19:50,058
Well, if you call watching
them quietly playing backgammon
409
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:54,664
so as not to wake
their kids "partying"...
410
00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:56,383
What did I say, huh?
411
00:19:56,385 --> 00:20:00,804
What happens backstage
stays backstage.
412
00:20:00,806 --> 00:20:02,763
Got it.
413
00:20:02,764 --> 00:20:05,665
I mean, why did that
bouncer keep thanking you?
414
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:09,001
Uh... I don't know.
415
00:20:09,003 --> 00:20:10,035
That's so weird.
416
00:20:10,037 --> 00:20:13,705
So did you guys
have fun together?
417
00:20:13,707 --> 00:20:15,040
Yeah, yeah.
418
00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:16,809
Some yoga, a little grilling.
419
00:20:16,811 --> 00:20:18,710
Good times.
420
00:20:18,712 --> 00:20:20,896
Oh, oh, so that's
where the yoga mat is.
421
00:20:20,898 --> 00:20:23,215
We need to return it to Audrey.
422
00:20:27,821 --> 00:20:31,056
That uh... the... the, uh,
yoga mat is, uh, Audrey's?
423
00:20:35,895 --> 00:20:38,080
How about that?
424
00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:42,901
Oh, you didn't sweat
all over it, did you?
425
00:20:43,787 --> 00:20:46,038
I did not.
426
00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:55,874
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