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Sir, I just got a call from your father.
He's on his way up to see you.
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Oh, I did not know
that my dad was in town.
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Sir, I know your father
can be intimidating.
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But you're a grown man.
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Why do you allow him to
have this power over you?
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I don't know.
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Why do you allow me
to have power over you?
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Anyway, he's in town
for a couple of days,
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and he's excited to meet your wife.
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What? No!
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My wife is Liz!
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I mean, look at this grill.
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Sir, you're overreacting.
She's not that bad.
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Compared to the chicks
he marries, she is.
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His latest wife is one
of the hottest, youngest women
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in the world.
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That's it...
I need a professional escort.
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You're going to use a prostitute
to pose as your wife?
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That's a great idea.
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When I'm finished,
I'll have her do that.
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Russell!
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- Hey.
- Come here,
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you little flyweight!
Come on.
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Put 'em up!
Put 'em up!
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So, wait, what are you
doing in town, dad?
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Well, I came in to check up
on my company,
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and I thought I'd meet
that tasty little piece
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you married.
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What do you think, Timmy?
Is she a looker?
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In the sense that she can see? Yes.
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Well, I've set quite a high
bar in the marriage department.
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That is, if you throw out
Russell's mother
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as a mulligan.
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It's funny, because she gave me life.
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Here, take a look at my latest.
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I was in Tahiti,
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and I saw the most beautiful woman.
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And then...
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I married her daughter.
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My God, she's exquisite.
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Yeah? You should see her naked.
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- It's right there on the card.
- All right.
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Russell,
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let's see a picture of your wife.
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Oh, Liz?
My wife? Um,
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I don't think I have one,
like here, handy.
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Well, no matter.
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Bring her to the club tomorrow night,
at 6:00. I'll meet her then.
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- Okay, dad.
- Ho! Ha ha ha!
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- I never liked that.
- See you, Timmy.
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Sir.
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Sorry I had to put you through that.
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Ah, it's all right, sir.
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No, I'm talking to the shredder.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's Booger doing in our booth?
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Who?
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That's Booger,
from Revenge of The Nerds.
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Oh, hey, hey.
Guys! Guys!
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Check it out!
It's Curtis Armstrong.
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- Hi! I'm Curtis!
- Yeah, we heard.
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Shove it over, Booger.
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Um, it's actually Curtis.
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Oh, it's all right.
It's all right, Adam.
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I'm...I'm proud of my work.
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Jeez, don't break your arm
patting yourself on the back.
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Adam was actually
just about to tell me
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how he and Curtis met.
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- It was raining.
- Mm-hmm.
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And we both reached for the cab door
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at the same time, right?
And I was like,
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remember? I was like,
"where are you headed?"
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- And I'm like...
- "Where are you headed?"
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And so we get to chatting,
and whatnot.
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And what we realized, that we have
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so much in common, you know?
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Like I love Revenge of The Nerds.
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And I'm in Revenge of The Nerds.
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Right.
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Thank God.
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It's Audrey.
Hey, uh,
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- did the, uh, doctor call?
- Yeah, uh,
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he said the thing
in my throat's just a node,
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and, uh, he's running some tests
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to make sure it's nothing.
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And he said I shouldn't worry.
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All right, so let me guess.
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- You're going to worry.
- Of course I am!
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We won't know the test results
till Monday.
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I'm going to need you
to keep me calm this weekend.
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Just try to relax.
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I can't!
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Good start.
I'll see you in a bit.
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No test results until Monday.
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This is devastating.
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Oh, my God.
Is she going to be okay?
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Who?
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Audrey!
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Look, she's going to be fine.
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But this whole throat thing
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is just going to wreck
my weekend plans.
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Dude, I am sure
she can still do other stuff.
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I'm supposed to go
to Syracuse this weekend,
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to see my old college buddies.
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- Oh, so go.
- I can't.
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Wait. Can I?
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You do, and she will resent you.
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Yes, and when her, uh, test results
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come back fine, I will resent her.
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Once again, in marriage,
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there are no winners.
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You know,
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there may be a way for you to go
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and not have Audrey resent you.
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Actors always have the answers.
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Go ahead, Curtis.
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Okay.
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The key is, to have Audrey think
it's her idea that you go.
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How?
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Be such a nice guy
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that she'll feel too guilty
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to ask you to stay.
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What?
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You know,
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Booger actually might be
on to something here.
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You know, I have made over 30 movies.
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You played Booger in all of them?
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No!
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Just four.
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- Wow! Fancy!
- Huh?
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What gave you the idea
for my day of beauty?
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- All the other days.
- Oh, you!
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But seriously,
you deserve to be pampered.
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You know, the way my stomach's going,
I could use some pampers.
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Bonjour.
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Hey,
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- There you go.
- French!
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You know, I speak French
to my husband.
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With my tongue.
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Stay down, Cobb salad.
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What can we do for you today?
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Everything!
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I mean, whatever you got,
throw it at her.
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I'd like to look like
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January Jones in Mad Men.
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Mmm.
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Okay, you heard the lady.
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January Jones in Mad Men, it is.
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Hey, call your families.
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You won't be home tonight.
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Oh, we have a special delivery
for Audrey Bingham.
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Jeff, that is so...
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Wait, is the special delivery
what's behind the basket?
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Not this time.
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Then that is very nice.
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Uh, this stuff should just help
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keep your mind
off of your test results.
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Uh-huh.
Trashy magazines, wine,
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romantic movies.
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Look at you,
with your thoughtfulness.
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And I'm going to be here every minute
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to take care of you and support you,
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even if it means not going on
my guys' weekend to Syracuse.
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Oh, God.
That's right.
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- That's this weekend.
- It is.
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Uh, but you...
Just say the word,
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and I will cancel it.
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Oh, honey, don't be ridiculous.
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Of course, I want you to stay.
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Yeah, yeah, this will be fun.
I'm going to go open this wine.
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Then we can watch that
Tilda Swinton movie.
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That's great advice, Booger.
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You look beautiful.
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Boy, it's really nice of you
to invite me.
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It can get lonely
working on location,
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away from home.
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- Oh...
- Well,
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it is the anniversary
of our first date,
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so it makes sense that Booger's here.
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You know,
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I'm getting
a little tired of this, Jen.
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Um, Curtis is more than just Booger.
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- Oh...
- No, no. He has done
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countless classics, okay?
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Risky Business,Better Off Dead.
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I wrote additional material
for the Goofy Movie.
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Huh. I did not know that.
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Way to go, man.
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Thank you, Adam.
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What is happening?
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I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to get upset.
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This is our anniversary.
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This is our special night.
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- To us.
- To us.
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Get in here, Curtis.
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Hey, Timmy, thanks for coming.
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They're ready to release Liz
into the wild.
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Well, sir, I'm sure
they did a fine job.
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- Mr. Dunbar?
- Yeah.
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You can see your wife now.
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All right.
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Did you make her look like
that hot chick from Mad Men?
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Hello, Don Draper.
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Turn her back around.
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God! My dad's going
to laugh in my face.
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Why, sir? Because she has
the same hair as you?
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Look, the only time
I've ever impressed my dad
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is with the hot chicks I've pulled.
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Without that,
in his eyes, I'm nothing.
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All right, I've never told you this,
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for fear you'd insult my manhood.
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But my aunt
is a top stylist in London.
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And I used to work for her
during school breaks.
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Totally gay.
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But you think you can make Liz
hot enough to show my dad?
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- I don't think I can.
- Oh...
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- I know I can.
- Oh!
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d d
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Excuse me, Dr. Lam.
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Oh, Mr. Bingham.
Did we have an appointment?
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Ah, no, I just need a quick favor.
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I was hoping that we could get
Audrey's test results early,
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you know?
Before the weekend.
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I'd like to help you,
but it's really up to the lab.
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I see.
How much?
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Excuse me?
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Times are tough.
You want to wet your beak.
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I can play ball.
Let's dance.
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I have patients to attend to.
You can show yourself out.
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I get it. You just want me
to leave it on your desk.
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Hello.
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Oh, my God. Already?
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Oh! That is such a relief.
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Oh, thank you.
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And please, please,
thank Dr. Lam for me.
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Oh, I will. Rest easy.
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No worries, dear.
Bye-bye.
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Wow.
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A day of beauty and now
this swanky joint.
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Hey, my thong is so tight,
I can taste it.
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Okay, well, uh,
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why don't you go check out
the hors d'oeuvres?
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Roger that.
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Well, sir,
your dad's sure to be impressed.
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Mrs. Dunbar looks stunning tonight.
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Yeah, you don't know
what stunning is to my dad.
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Actually, I do.
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He followed through on emailing
me a photo of his new wife.
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Oh, God.
Hi, mommy.
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Oh, wonderful.
You got the picture.
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- So what do you think, Russell?
- Oh, it's great.
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Great young, naked wife, dad.
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Thank you.
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There's another piece of the puzzle.
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So where is this wife of yours?
258
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Liz!
259
00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:55,747
It's official...
My thong just got to fifth base.
260
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Liz, this is my dad, Franklin.
261
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- Oh, delighted.
- Mmm.
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Well, the pleasure is all mine.
263
00:14:03,174 --> 00:14:06,428
But I'm not sure "little"
is the operative word.
264
00:14:06,594 --> 00:14:08,472
He likes her boobs.
265
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:11,930
You're bawdy.
266
00:14:12,055 --> 00:14:14,269
I like that in a captain of industry.
267
00:14:14,435 --> 00:14:16,438
And I like that dress.
268
00:14:16,604 --> 00:14:18,690
Oh, thank you.
269
00:14:18,856 --> 00:14:20,108
Timmy picked it out.
270
00:14:20,274 --> 00:14:22,402
Yeah, that figures.
271
00:14:22,568 --> 00:14:24,571
He thinks I'm gay.
272
00:14:24,737 --> 00:14:25,989
Always has.
So do I.
273
00:14:27,153 --> 00:14:29,180
Liz, why don't you
join me in the bar?
274
00:14:29,305 --> 00:14:31,328
Let me buy my new
daughter-in-law a drink.
275
00:14:31,494 --> 00:14:32,868
Well, I am a bit parched.
276
00:14:32,993 --> 00:14:35,582
Although my pits sure aren't.
277
00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:43,131
I hope this goes well.
278
00:14:43,297 --> 00:14:45,592
Sir, isn't it time you stopped
craving your father's approval?
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I don't crave his approval.
280
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I just desperately
need him to like her
281
00:14:49,209 --> 00:14:50,889
to feel good about myself.
282
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,189
Hey.
283
00:14:59,355 --> 00:15:00,879
Hey!
I'm so glad you're home.
284
00:15:01,004 --> 00:15:02,567
- Doctor's office called.
- Oh!
285
00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:04,316
Wow. That wasn't supposed to be
till Monday.
286
00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:06,029
That makes no sense.
287
00:15:07,276 --> 00:15:09,855
I don't know, but they called.
288
00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:10,992
Everything's okay.
289
00:15:11,158 --> 00:15:13,158
Oh, that's great news.
Oh.
290
00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:14,579
Mmm.
291
00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:16,695
Well, I guess the lesson is
292
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,196
that you really have to embrace life.
293
00:15:18,321 --> 00:15:20,252
- Mmm.
- Travel.
294
00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:21,867
Oh!
295
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:23,380
Yeah, hey!
You can go to Syracuse.
296
00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:25,370
Oh, that's right!
That's this weekend!
297
00:15:25,495 --> 00:15:27,551
Yeah!
298
00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:28,760
Go, go. Have fun.
299
00:15:28,926 --> 00:15:30,175
I don't know.
Are you sure
300
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,222
you're going to be okay?
301
00:15:32,388 --> 00:15:34,629
Please, I'll be fine.
302
00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:39,017
Hello.
303
00:15:39,142 --> 00:15:40,105
Oh, hey, Dr. Lam.
304
00:15:40,271 --> 00:15:43,400
I'll see you on Sunday.
305
00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:44,689
Oh, yeah, thanks,
306
00:15:44,814 --> 00:15:46,942
but someone from your office
already called.
307
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,110
He was?
308
00:15:49,235 --> 00:15:51,569
Was he. Freeze!
309
00:15:54,535 --> 00:15:55,985
Thanks for calling.
310
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:03,378
So the test results
are good? Congratula...
311
00:16:03,544 --> 00:16:05,171
Shut up!
312
00:16:06,387 --> 00:16:08,380
You actually had someone
from the doctor's office
313
00:16:08,505 --> 00:16:10,135
call and lie?
314
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:12,345
No, I called.
315
00:16:15,461 --> 00:16:17,889
Gotcha.
316
00:16:18,014 --> 00:16:20,141
What did you think
would happen Monday,
317
00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:21,187
when I found out?
318
00:16:21,353 --> 00:16:24,065
I'm no genius.
You know that.
319
00:16:24,231 --> 00:16:26,648
God, I should have known
you were up to something
320
00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:28,987
the second you offered
to stay with me.
321
00:16:29,153 --> 00:16:32,115
You know, a few years ago,
you never would have missed that.
322
00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:38,955
So, now, where did we land...
323
00:16:39,121 --> 00:16:40,211
Vis-a-vis?
324
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,616
Wow!
325
00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:47,714
Well, you've got big ones,
I'll give you that.
326
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:52,323
And I'm going to leave this one
up to your conscience.
327
00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,960
If, after what you have done,
328
00:16:55,085 --> 00:16:56,598
you can actually walk out that door...
329
00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:58,391
All right, I'll see you on Sunday.
330
00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:09,724
Ah...
331
00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:11,893
You know,
I had a lot of time to think,
332
00:17:12,018 --> 00:17:13,239
out there in the hall.
333
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:18,912
And, uh...
I'm thinking I should stay.
334
00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:21,703
Mmm.
I'm thinking
335
00:17:21,828 --> 00:17:24,668
that might make the rest
of your life tolerable.
336
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,172
Look, uh, I know I've been a jerk
about this whole throat thing.
337
00:17:29,338 --> 00:17:32,258
But I think it's just really
been a defense mechanism.
338
00:17:32,424 --> 00:17:33,581
I just... I couldn't accept
339
00:17:33,706 --> 00:17:35,512
that anything could ever
be wrong with you.
340
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,005
Wow.
341
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,351
Where'd that come from?
342
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:43,019
My butt.
343
00:17:45,437 --> 00:17:48,400
I just pulled it right out of there.
344
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:56,074
They've been over there too long.
345
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,073
She's going to say something gross.
346
00:17:58,198 --> 00:18:01,246
Or her thong's going to snap
and take his eye out.
347
00:18:03,535 --> 00:18:06,031
Sir, I'm sure
everything will be fine.
348
00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:08,044
In fact, here she comes now.
349
00:18:09,294 --> 00:18:11,172
You will not believe
what just happened.
350
00:18:11,338 --> 00:18:14,426
I knew it.
Which eye was it?
351
00:18:15,664 --> 00:18:17,625
What? No!
352
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,472
Your father just propositioned me.
353
00:18:19,638 --> 00:18:20,849
No! Really?
354
00:18:21,138 --> 00:18:22,934
Oh, that's great!
355
00:18:23,223 --> 00:18:25,061
See! Doesn't she get it?
356
00:18:25,227 --> 00:18:26,684
Not only does he approve of Liz,
357
00:18:26,809 --> 00:18:29,691
he wants to do her.
I win, Timmy, I win!
358
00:18:29,857 --> 00:18:34,237
Now wait,
just a cotton-pickin' minute!
359
00:18:34,403 --> 00:18:36,361
Is that why you
had your gay assistant
360
00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:37,866
get me all dolled up?
361
00:18:38,104 --> 00:18:41,202
I'm not gay. I...
362
00:18:41,368 --> 00:18:45,165
So you can...
Trot me in front of your father,
363
00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:48,001
like a prized hog at the county fair?
364
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:51,532
I'm not sure you'd win any prizes.
365
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,261
And then you have the nerve
to say that you win?
366
00:18:58,427 --> 00:19:00,638
Well, let me tell you
something, Buster.
367
00:19:00,877 --> 00:19:02,682
I'm the one who wins.
368
00:19:03,912 --> 00:19:05,018
What?
369
00:19:06,215 --> 00:19:09,481
Not only do two guys
want a piece of this,
370
00:19:09,719 --> 00:19:11,179
but they're father and son!
371
00:19:11,304 --> 00:19:13,943
"Dear Penthouse..."
372
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:16,851
Come on, hubby.
373
00:19:16,976 --> 00:19:18,823
You have a thong to excavate.
374
00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:30,194
Where have you been?
375
00:19:30,319 --> 00:19:31,753
I've been trying
to reach you all day.
376
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,483
Coney Island.
377
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,383
Curtis had never been.
378
00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:40,654
Look what he won me.
379
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,722
Hey...
380
00:19:42,888 --> 00:19:44,182
Guess what I named him.
381
00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:47,227
If you say Curtis,
I will gut the bear.
382
00:19:48,903 --> 00:19:50,730
I haven't named him yet.
383
00:19:52,123 --> 00:19:53,801
Hey, I don't understand.
You're acting
384
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,819
- like Curtis is your boyfriend.
- Oh, honey.
385
00:19:55,985 --> 00:19:58,339
That's crazy, you know?
386
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:01,115
I mean, he's a-a boy,
387
00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:03,433
and he's a friend, but...
388
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:07,681
Look...I just really love
Revenge of The Nerds.
389
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,791
You know, I totally
identified with it.
390
00:20:09,957 --> 00:20:12,186
Oh, did you used to get picked on?
391
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,303
No, no, honey.
392
00:20:13,585 --> 00:20:15,964
I was the handsome jock
who bullied the nerds.
393
00:20:18,048 --> 00:20:19,944
But someone stood up to you
and taught you a lesson?
394
00:20:20,217 --> 00:20:21,219
No, no. One tried,
395
00:20:21,436 --> 00:20:25,032
but I broke his stupid glasses
and took his lunch money.
396
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,952
And I used that lunch money
397
00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:30,327
to rent Revenge of The Nerds.
398
00:20:30,602 --> 00:20:32,006
Of course.
399
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,157
Shh!
400
00:20:34,282 --> 00:20:36,484
Oh, my God.
It's a text from Curtis.
401
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,631
"Heading home.
402
00:20:40,904 --> 00:20:42,766
Got a job in L.A."
403
00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:46,744
Wow. I didn't even get
to say good-bye.
404
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,125
Go to him.
405
00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:53,543
You're the best.
406
00:20:57,572 --> 00:20:59,173
I hope that's all that Booger gets.
407
00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:01,551
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