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Oh, the tv guy
is gonna be at the apartment
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between 2:00 and 5:00.
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Why are we fixing
that tv again?
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Let's just get a new one.
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And that's why
I'll be at my job
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until I'm 115 years old.
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Well, I can't be home.
I'm working.
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Well, nobody'll notice
if you run out for a bit.
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Yes, they will.
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Well, I didn't even know
you had a job.
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All right, I gotta go.
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Once again my scrambled eggs
come at too high a price.
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Yeah, I know. They're like
six bucks all of a sudden.
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I thought I was
the only one who noticed.
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Mm, way too high a price.
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What's her problem?
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Ah, we're mad about eggs.
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What's up with you?
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Oh, I'm just on my way
to break up with Liz.
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You're still
with that weird cat lady?
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Every time he tries to end it,
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they wind up sleeping together.
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What is wrong with you, man?
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No, no, no, no.
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This time I dump her,
she cries,
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everybody goes home happy.
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And what makes you think
it's gonna work this time?
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I'll field this one.
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Today I am accompanying him.
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My task? Prevent him
from having sex,
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a job normally handled
by his personality.
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Oh.
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I'm gonna go
set the world straight,
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get rid of Liz,
go back to dating models.
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And by "models,"
he means model number 114
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from the just add air
catalog.
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I got her
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so I could drive
in the carpool Lane.
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The fact that one thing
may have led to another
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is neither here nor there.
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All right, listen,
you hang back here.
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You're ending
a casual relationship.
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You're not the Beatles
landing in America.
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I kind of am.
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Hi, Russell.
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Hey, Liz.
Listen, babe.
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I gotta tell you something.
You're not gonna like it.
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Might wanna sit down.
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Get on with it.
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I'm getting a draft
up my nightie.
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Liz, I'm here
to break up with you.
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Keep it together.
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Why? Because
I'm better than you.
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Be strong. You might
need one of these.
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Well, okay.
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Oh, sinus infection.
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Very viscous.
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I'll take your word for it.
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Liz, I know you're
hurting right now.
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You're hurting very badly,
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and I know there's nothing
you'd like more
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than to feel my hot body
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pressed up against--
Everything all right, lizzy?
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Yes, uh, be right there, lover.
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Oh, hey.
Russell, right?
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Yeah. Hey...
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That's my robe.
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It's the guest robe.
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Are we done here?
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Hey.
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Check out what I just bought.
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Is this gorgeous or what?
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The leather is very soft.
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Has our pension
been compromised?
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It has not,
because I got a raise.
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Oh, what...
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Thought I deserved
a little something.
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Great!
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Still, when I think "little,"
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I imagine a candy bar
or perhaps a rubber ball.
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Well, you will rethink that
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once you see my new paycheck.
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Wow. You must make
better coffee there
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than you do here.
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Ha ha ha.
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No, it's from bringing in
so much new ad revenue
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for the website.
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Well, look at you,
workin' girl.
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Tennies on the subway,
pumps at the office.
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Yeah, we are both
killing it now.
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We're a power couple.
We're like Brad and Angelina.
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No, not exactly.
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I mean, with
my commission and bonuses,
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I'm still pulling in
way more than you, so...
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Okay. It's not
a competition.
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I'm just saying we're
a little less Brad and Angelina,
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a little more tom Hanks,
Rita Wilson.
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Wow.
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What?
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It actually bothers you.
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You're actually
threatened by this.
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Uh, no, it doesn't.
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That--that's ridiculous.
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I'm gonna grab a drink.
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You know what?
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When you get a raise,
we celebrate,
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and I'm happy for you.
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I don't call you Rita Wilson.
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Well, that is because
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I am affable
everyman tom Hanks.
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You know what?
Forget it.
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And for the record,
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I'm fine with you
treating yourself
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to the purse.
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You're fine with it?
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Yeah!
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I'm fine with it.
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Oh, it doesn't matter
if you're fine with it.
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I was fine with it,
so I bought it.
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Period.
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Okay.
And guess what?
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I'm fine with that.
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No, the point is,
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it doesn't matter
if you're fine.
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Oh, if you are gonna be
so pig-headed
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and disrespectful,
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I'll just keep this for myself.
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I'll do whatever
I want with it.
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I'm fine with that too.
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It doesn't matter
if you're fine, okay?
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It's happening because
I decided it's what I wanna do.
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- Fine.
- Oh...
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- Mm-hmm.
- This place is so fancy.
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It's nice not to eat
at the diner for once.
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I don't even wanna know
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what this place
charges for eggs.
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Boy, you know what?
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My engagement ring
is really loose.
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Maybe I lost
a couple pounds.
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I don't think so.
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Here, let me
get it resized for you.
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Oh!
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Oh. There you go.
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Oh, my goodness!
A proposal!
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Get them some champagne
on the house.
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- Uh, wait.
- And cake.
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Ooh, cake?
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Jennifer Morgan,
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I love you.
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Will you marry me?
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I will!
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So, did you do it?
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Yes, sir, I tailed
Liz and Todd all day.
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It's scary how good
my stalking skills have gotten
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since I've been in your employ.
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It's driving me crazy.
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Why is Liz
picking that guy over me?
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So, what'd you find out?
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Okay. Todd gluck.
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42.
Financial planner.
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Weight watcher since 1997.
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And?
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And I can tell you
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that Todd and Liz enjoyed
an afternoon in the park.
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They had a picnic.
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They challenged their minds.
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And they did some exercising.
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Oh, come on,
that stuff doesn't help me.
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Hey, by the way,
did you, uh--
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did you get a chance to attain
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the other information
I requested?
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Yes. Uh,
because you insisted,
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I followed Todd
into the men's room.
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I had to be extra careful,
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as it seems many men
had followed other men
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into this particular
park restroom.
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In any case,
I knew I had a job to do.
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And?
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It's normal.
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You have to be
more specific, all right?
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Let's try to get
a baseline here, all right?
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Take a look.
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Stop, stop. There really
is no need for that.
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Suffice it to say,
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it's well within the ballpark
of reasonable penises.
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Bet you got season tickets
to that ballpark,
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don't you, Tim, huh?
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Really?
After the day I've had?
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What is it then
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if he's not working a big rig?
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What do you think?
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Is he--is he
classier than me?
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Oh, impossible, sir.
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Well, then,
if it's not how big it is,
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maybe it's how he uses it.
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You gotta spy on
them having sex.
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Okay. This may seem like
an arbitrary line in the sand,
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but I'm going to say no
to being a peeping tom.
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Oh, look who
no longer wants to learn
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about commercial real estate.
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Sir, you wanted her
out of your life.
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- Eh.
- She's out.
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Let it go, shake it off,
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and move on.
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Is that what the guys
in your bathroom said?
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- Oh, hey, babe.
- Um...
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What is that,
and, uh, what is he doing?
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He's installing our new tv.
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Bought it with my money.
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You didn't.
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Mm, but I did.
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Audrey, the tv is my thing.
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That would be like me
buying a new one of these
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and not consulting you.
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It was time for a new tv, Jeff.
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The picture's fantastic!
Come look.
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Did you at least
get it on sale?
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- Oh, don't worry about it.
- Oh, God!
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Tell me you
at least went to a place
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with "crazy" in the name.
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Crazy Larry's or crazy bill's.
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Their mental illness
spells big savings.
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This was my purchase, Jeff,
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and I am not gonna answer
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any of your
condescending questions
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or show you receipts.
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Oh, receipts plural.
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You fell for
the extended warranty.
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How many times
do I gotta tell ya...
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That's how
they get ya.
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I'm a grown woman, Jeff.
I know how to buy things.
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Did you at least trade in
our old television
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for some cash back?
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I donated it to charity.
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Okay, I had that coming.
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Seriously,
what'd you do with it?
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I'm all done here.
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Did you want me to go over
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how to work the remote
with you again?
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No.
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I'm fine.
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Okay.
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I see what you're doing.
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Before you go...
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The delivery charge
is already included.
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Oh, but I'd like to give him
a little something
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for his time.
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I gotta go lay down.
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Boy, can you believe it?
Four bucks for a latte?
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Yeah, I, uh--
I wouldn't worry about it.
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Come on!
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Jennifer Morgan.
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There are two things
that I love in this world.
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Uh, you and coffee.
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Honey, I can't wake up
without either of you.
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You're a crazy person.
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I'm crazy for you, baby.
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Will you marry me?
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Tsk...Sure.
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Oh!
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Oh, mm.
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Congratulations.
Coffee's on us today.
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- Thank you.
- Now, that's really sweet,
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but, you know, it wouldn't
really be a celebration
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without some scones.
266
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,430
You know, when you
invited me over to watch tv,
267
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,270
I didn't agree to this.
268
00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:23,839
Why are you boycotting
that nice one out there?
269
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,770
Audrey's trying
to stick it to me.
270
00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,680
By buying you
a giant flat screen
271
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,009
with her own money?
272
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:31,749
That's right.
273
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,580
All I know is
two dudes shouldn't be
274
00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:37,619
laying in bed together
watching the mentalist.
275
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:40,319
By the way,
how did Liz take getting dumped?
276
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,960
- Oh, did you talk to Timmy?
- No.
277
00:13:41,961 --> 00:13:44,189
Oh, she took it hard.
Rough.
278
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:47,399
Hey, it's good
to have you back, buddy.
279
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,459
Yeah.
280
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,669
I wonder how she's recovering.
281
00:13:51,670 --> 00:13:55,439
You ever see her
around the building?
282
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,870
All the time.
She's right upstairs,
283
00:13:56,871 --> 00:13:58,670
so there's always
some plumbing issue
284
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,010
that she's putting us through.
285
00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:03,409
Yeah, yeah.
She's got that gluten allergy
286
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,850
she refuses to deal with.
287
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:12,750
Want a beer?
288
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,789
Uh, no, thanks.
289
00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:17,789
You know, with all this,
290
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,030
I think I better stay sharp.
291
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,179
- Russell?
- Nope.
292
00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:12,610
Well, wait.
293
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,080
What are you doing out there?
294
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:18,019
Oh, me?
I'm just having a smoke.
295
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,719
You know,
checking out the birds.
296
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,720
Typical fire escape stuff.
297
00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:25,189
It's freezing out there.
Liz isn't home.
298
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:26,600
Why don't you come on in?
299
00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:27,760
Ah, no, no, no.
I couldn't.
300
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,560
I couldn't impose
on your privacy.
301
00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:31,669
You're watching
a half-naked guy do push-ups.
302
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:33,999
It's already weird.
303
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,669
All right.
304
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,140
So, what's going on, Russell?
305
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,779
You don't have any cigarettes,
306
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,550
and I know there
aren't any birds out there,
307
00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:47,479
'cause I got lizzy
one of those wooden owls.
308
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,580
Uh, here's the thing.
309
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:52,719
Um, I need to know
how you got Liz.
310
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,959
What sort of crazy sex acts
are about to go down in here?
311
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,389
Excuse me?
312
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,929
What, are you gonna do the, uh,
313
00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:01,859
arctic tornado maybe?
314
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:04,669
The dirty debutante, huh?
315
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:06,130
You gonna get rough?
316
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:07,100
I'm gonna get rough
317
00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:09,960
if you keep up
with the potty mouth.
318
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,939
I'm sorry.
I just...
319
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:15,779
I just can't figure out
why Liz chose you over me.
320
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:16,910
Look, here--
here's the deal.
321
00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:19,879
I think Liz likes
that I listen to her.
322
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,679
- Mm.
- We talk about her hopes
323
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,650
and her dreams,
324
00:16:22,651 --> 00:16:23,950
and when I'm with her,
325
00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:26,959
she knows I feel like
the luckiest guy in the world.
326
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,229
Wow! So, you're
just a sensitive gentleman
327
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,859
who puts her needs first?
328
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,129
That's it.
329
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:36,129
Oh, well, that's a relief.
330
00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:38,169
I thought it was
something I could change,
331
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:39,599
like weiner size,
332
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,000
but there's no surgery
that can make me lame.
333
00:16:43,971 --> 00:16:46,839
All right.
Well, thanks, buddy.
334
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,079
Hey, Adam, what's up?
335
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,649
Nothing much. Just went
to the market with Jen.
336
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:57,819
Got some free groceries.
337
00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:03,789
Hey, look at that tv.
338
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,229
Oh, nice, huh?
339
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:06,290
Yeah!
Hey, you know,
340
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,099
Jen and I are looking
to get a new tv.
341
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,170
You mind if I ask you
some questions about yours?
342
00:17:11,171 --> 00:17:12,669
- Sure.
- Oh, great.
343
00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:14,899
Um, where did you get it?
344
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,169
How much did you pay for it?
345
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:21,139
And, um...
346
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,350
Uh...
347
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:29,020
Did you get
the extended warranty?
348
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:32,750
You know what?
349
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,959
I'm gonna answer your questions
350
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,330
in just a minute.
351
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,549
Oh, damn it!
352
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:42,049
What is the matter with you?
353
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:44,800
You broke my ear.
354
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,899
I barely tapped it,
you big baby.
355
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,419
Why does it bother you so much
356
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:51,710
that I bought a tv?
357
00:17:51,711 --> 00:17:56,080
'Cause men are supposed
to purchase electronics.
358
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,309
Oh.
359
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,379
Like how men are supposed
to earn more money?
360
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,319
- Yeah.
- Ah-ha!
361
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,819
It does bother you
that I make almost as much.
362
00:18:04,820 --> 00:18:08,120
No, no, it doesn't--not.
Rita Wilson.
363
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,490
Aw, man, you know,
I--I love Rita Wilson.
364
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:16,060
Hey, did you guys
see sleepless in Seattle?
365
00:18:16,070 --> 00:18:18,229
Get out!
366
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,539
Well,
I--I own the DVD.
367
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:23,940
I--I'm gonna
bring it over later.
368
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,959
I know you are hardwired
to think a certain way,
369
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,009
but how have you turned
us having more money
370
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,479
into a bad thing?
371
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,079
I...
372
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,819
I know. Look,
this is new territory for me.
373
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,089
And...
374
00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:43,689
I just like being the guy
who takes care of you.
375
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,289
And I love that about you,
376
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,029
but part of that
is supporting me
377
00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:50,129
and--and making me feel good
when I'm successful.
378
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,199
I get that,
and I am proud of you.
379
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,699
You know that.
380
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,239
Thank you.
381
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,490
God, I knew that
was in there somewhere.
382
00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:00,380
I just had to hit you
in the head with a door
383
00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:01,960
to get it out.
384
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,519
I am so full.
385
00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:15,760
Did you just unbutton
your pants?
386
00:19:15,761 --> 00:19:17,159
I did.
387
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,089
I love you.
388
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:21,229
Pay the check.
Let's go home.
389
00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:23,649
All right, I'm on it.
390
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,569
Come on, Adam!
391
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,470
It's starting to feel
like we're stealing.
392
00:19:27,471 --> 00:19:30,169
But everyone gets so happy
when there's a proposal.
393
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,540
Well, people get happy
when they see kittens.
394
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,480
We're not gonna start
carrying those around.
395
00:19:33,481 --> 00:19:36,479
I do have those cargo pants.
396
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,250
- May I take this?
- Uh, hold on.
397
00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:47,859
Jennifer Morgan...
398
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:50,089
You are a safe harbor
for my ship
399
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:51,689
to dock in the night.
400
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,599
What?
401
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,860
Will you marry me?
402
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,229
No, I won't.
403
00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:00,550
I can't do this anymore.
404
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,269
Oh, my God, sir.
I am so sorry.
405
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,439
Thanks.
406
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,520
No, no, no, no.
407
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:07,839
Dinner's on us tonight.
408
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,040
Really?
409
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:12,610
I guess it's only fair
after what happened to me
410
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,120
in your restaurant.
411
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,160
Look at that.
412
00:20:23,161 --> 00:20:26,489
The reds, Greens, and blues
are all so true.
413
00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:27,790
The truest.
414
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,159
All right, come on,
where did you get it?
415
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,799
Crazy monty's in paramus.
416
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,599
- New Jersey?
- No sales tax.
417
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,739
I know.
I buy my socks there.
418
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,609
It gets better.
419
00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:39,840
How is that possible?
420
00:20:39,841 --> 00:20:43,739
Oh, two words--
floor model.
421
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,559
I have never loved you more.
422
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:48,280
Can I?
423
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,049
Okay, put on the game.
I bet it's incredible.
424
00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:56,719
Yeah.
Um, about that...
425
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,460
You can't work
the remote, can you?
426
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,730
Might as well
be flying a spaceship.
427
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,800
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