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- Oh, hello there, Ronald.
- Hey, Timmy.
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I bought a new vest
for your party.
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I'm sorry. I'm going
to need that explained.
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It's like a shirt
only without the sleeves.
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No, the other part.
My party?
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Yeah. You know,
for you finally becoming
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a U.S. citizen.
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Anyway, thanks,
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I don't get invited
to a lot of parties.
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Hey, Tim. How was the weekend
in the teepee?
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You and the squaws grill up
some of that multicolored corn?
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Sir, perhaps you can
enlighten me
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as to why weird Ronald
is under the impression
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we're having a party.
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Ha ha ha. All right.
You're gonna love this.
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- Will I?
- Yeah.
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You know Maya,
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that chick I've kind
of been chasing around?
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- The party planner.
- Exactamundo!
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I'm bringing that back.
Dy-no-mite, sir.
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Anyway, I can never get
any quality time with her
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to work my magic
'cause she's so focused
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on her stupid job.
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So I'm going to hire her
to throw a party.
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Celebrate me becoming
a citizen,
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which, by the way, occurred
over a decade ago.
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Yeah, it was either that
or you beating cancer.
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But that made you too heroic.
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Sir, why involve me at all?
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Couldn't you have said
you're celebrating something
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like a birthday
or six months std free?
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Six months? I wish.
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I'm sorry, sir, but I refuse
to trivialize my citizenship,
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which I happen to take
quite seriously,
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on the altar of duping
an unsuspecting woman.
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Hey, Timmy.
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I'm really looking forward
to your citizenship party.
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As am I.
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Stars and stripes
and whathaveyou.
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So what's it like
to be eating for two?
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Well, at first,
I got to say, I kind of--
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If it's my time, it's my time.
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It's not your time yet, okay?
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Friday morning,
we get our first look
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at the baby.
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That's right.
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Brenda will put on that gown
and get on the table
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and the doctor will get
the first glimpse
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of the life growing within her.
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Let me know how that goes.
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You'll know
'cause you're going.
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Yeah. It's your baby,
you big mount rushmore head.
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It'd be all right
if it was up in Audrey's regions
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but you're my softball buddy.
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And you're gonna be
in that chair all, you know...
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Do you know how we're gonna
look at the baby?
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I'm no doctor,
but I assume it has something
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to do with the camera pointed
at Brenda's, uh...Entrance.
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You say you're not a doctor,
but I don't believe you.
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The doctor waves
an ultrasound wand
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over Brenda's belly
then an image of the baby
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shows up on a screen.
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- Oh, so no...?
- No, no, no.
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Beauty. Beast.
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That hurts to be mocked
by someone with the exact hair
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as the mom
from the Brady bunch.
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Do you mean tv icon
Florence Henderson?
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America's mom?
Hmm. I'll take it.
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Who are you?
That's Brenda.
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You've met her roughly
a dozen times, sir.
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All right,
Brenda the softball lesbian.
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That's what it says
on my business cards.
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Yes. And we all know
what kind of, uh,
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business you do.
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So what's everyone doing
Friday night?
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Well, knicks/lakers are on tv
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and then I thought I'd try
to get on top
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of ol' Audrey here.
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Jeff's watching a Knicks game
and then nothing.
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Why? What's going on?
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Well, I'm hosting
a sweet throw down
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to celebrate ol' timbo here
becoming a U.S. citizen.
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- I thought he was a citizen.
- It's a long story.
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Russell's trying
to bag some woman?
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I stand corrected.
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- Hello, everyone.
- How's it going, doc?
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To be honest, it's been
a pretty rough morning.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was so close to breaking 80
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and then I chunked a tee shot
straight into the water.
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- Again. So sorry.
- Trying to move past it.
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All right, who's ready to have
a look at the little guy?
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We're so excited.
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This is, uh, conductive gel.
It may be a bit chilly.
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Yeah,
I could squeeze it slower,
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but then you don't get
that noise.
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Okay, there's the amniotic sac.
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Everything looks good.
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And that tiny spot,
that's your baby.
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Oh.
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Isn't that the most adorable
tiny spot you've ever seen?
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Yes. And I'm not
just saying that.
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I can print you a photo
off the screen
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if you'd like to have one.
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Oh, yeah.
Of course we would.
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Uh, no, we wouldn't.
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That's how they get you.
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How they get you?
It's our baby, Jeff.
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We didn't just come off
space Mountain.
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All right, fine, but just one
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and we don't need it
on a mug or mouse pad.
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Hey, look, Jeff.
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Its little fist is clenched
around a tiny wallet.
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- Huh.
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What?
Is there a problem?
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No, no. I'm seeing something
behind the amniotic sac.
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It could be another one.
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What?
You mean, like, twins?
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It's not in a good position
to see, but it could be.
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We'll know for sure
at your next appointment.
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Oh, my God.
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I know.
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- It might be twins.
- It might be.
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Just so you know,
attendance is mandatory.
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So Jeff and, uh...
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I want to say martina...
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You got to be there.
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Aw, how could I resist
an invite
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from the star
of the Chucky movies?
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Great. Now listen.
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Maya's a real
career-oriented gal.
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This is the first party
she gets to throw on her own.
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So if she does well,
there's gonna be an after party.
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- Me and Maya.
- Me pants.
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11:00 to 11:04.
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Just be there, all right?
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And bring that chick
that's having your baby.
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Wow. Speaking of babies,
could be twins, huh?
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That was a real gut punch
for me.
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Well, at least it doesn't
affect me.
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- Mm.
- Anyway...
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You kind of put on
a big happy face for Audrey.
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Well, I had to 'cause
she was so happy.
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That's a husband's job:
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To hide his feelings
from his wife.
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Push them deep down.
Really, Jeff?
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I mean, how long can you keep
that up? Thanks.
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I just need to make it
to my goal age of 71.
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Why 71?
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I saw a 72-year-old guy
naked at the gym once.
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Let's just say gravity wins.
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Come on in.
Welcome to Timmy's America.
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Hey, Ronald, glad you could
make it.
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Whoa, Asia-vu.
My brother Donald.
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Mr. dunbar, my boss.
Nice to meet you.
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Oh, hey, how you doing?
Uh...
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Ooh, Ronald.
O-bigay chippita, dippita.
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Hey, hey, hey,
your brother's having some sort
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of seizure.
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No. Like many twins,
we sometimes speak
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a secret language
that only we understand.
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Sodabe hopitty hippity doo?
Yeah. Yeah.
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Great. Valuable addition
to the scene.
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- Russell. Russell.
- Oh, hey.
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Hey, hey, hey, uh, is there
smoking allowed in here?
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- No. Is someone smoking?
- Yes, you are.
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Let the charm wash over you.
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I just hope Timmy's
having a good time.
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- I'm sure he is.
- Where is he?
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Who's that?
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- Timmy!
- Oh, I don't know him.
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He's the guest of honor.
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He needs to be mingling
to get things going!
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No, no, no, I know, I know,
and I'll find him
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and straighten him out.
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He's new to America.
He doesn't know.
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Psst!
Adam. Get in here!
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Okay.
All right.
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It's gotta be a quick one.
There's people waiting.
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No! I clogged the toilet.
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Oh, dude.
Way to kill the mood.
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With tissues.
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Whatever you say, honey.
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Just do something!
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Well...
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No! It's overflowing!
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And everyone's
gonna think I did it.
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Well, you did do it.
With your..."Tissues."
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It was tissues.
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Okay, calm down.
We'll just...
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Find someone else to pin it on.
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No, we can't do that.
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Sure, we can.
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Uh, I wouldn't
go in there if I were you.
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The bowl is clogged up
something fierce.
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Ugh!
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It wasn't her.
No, it was, uh...
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It was those twins over there.
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Eew!
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I know.
Creepy, huh?
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All right.
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It doesn't seem right.
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Do you want people
thinking it was you?
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- No.
- Okay.
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Now, what about me?
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I don't wanna be the guy
whose fiancee choked the can.
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Let's go.
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Timmy!
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Can I borrow you
for a little pow-wow?
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Pow-wow's funny
'cause he's Indian.
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Be right back.
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What are you doing?
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Chatting up Violet
with whom, I dare say,
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I have a lovely connection.
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Well, Maya, with him I dare say
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I have a lovely connection,
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is freaking out
'cause you're not mingling.
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Sir, the only reason I'm here
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is because of Violet.
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Well, if it wasn't for me,
you'd be at home
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going all eight-arm God
on your pants puppet!
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Now, get out there and mingle!
Okay.
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For ten minutes
and not one second more.
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- 20.
- 10.
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- 15.
- 10.
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- 10 and 1 second more.
- Fine.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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So you guys saw the baby?
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- We sure did.
- Check it out.
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- Wow!
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Amazing!
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What are we looking at here?
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That tiny spot right there,
that's our baby.
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Oh, I'm so happy for you guys.
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Well, prepare
to double your happiness.
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Oh! Are you guys
getting a dog too?
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No. The doctor said
it might be twins.
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- So exciting!
- I know.
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Jeff, I could use a drink.
I could use a scotch
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if you're gonna go to the bar.
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Wow. That's, uh, still
as charming as it was
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at Nana's funeral.
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Wanna come with?
Sure.
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So it could be twins, huh?
That's fantastic.
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Yeah. That's what
we're goin' with.
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My cousin has twins.
20 fingers, 20 toes.
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That great baby stroller--
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- yes, yes.
Two of everything--I get it!
250
00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:13,119
Whoa.
What's going on?
251
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,010
Sorry. I'm just
a little freaked out.
252
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,760
You know,
I wasn't expecting twins.
253
00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:18,929
But you seemed so excited
when you came in.
254
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:22,359
Yeah. I was pretending
for Jeff.
255
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,770
It's a wife's job.
Fake it for your husband.
256
00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,770
When the doctor said
it could be twins,
257
00:13:29,771 --> 00:13:31,689
he was just so happy.
258
00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:33,560
I mean, look at him.
259
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,710
My life's over, dude.
260
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:41,029
I mean, how are we
gonna handle twins?
261
00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:42,949
Hey, speaking of...
262
00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:46,650
See those freaky dudes
over there?
263
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:51,090
They totally
wrecked the crapper.
264
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,430
Oh, great.
They're reloading.
265
00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:05,119
So why are you so worried
about having twins?
266
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,260
I don't know.
267
00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:08,520
It's hard to point
at any one reason.
268
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:11,059
Our place is too small.
We'll have to move.
269
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:15,669
And let's face it,
I'm not getting any younger.
270
00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:19,499
Let's face it.
Jeff's not getting any younger.
271
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,169
And there's also the money.
Twins can be expensive.
272
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:23,810
No. That doesn't really
enter into it.
273
00:14:23,811 --> 00:14:26,339
Biggest thing is the money.
274
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:27,810
I always wanted
to come to a place
275
00:14:27,811 --> 00:14:30,349
where I'd be treated
with dignity and respect.
276
00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:31,579
Hey.
277
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,230
Little more slum dog
on the accent.
278
00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,819
See? Look.
He's workin' the room.
279
00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:41,789
Ohh...Thank you so much.
280
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:43,209
You know, at first
281
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,960
I thought you just
threw this party
282
00:14:44,961 --> 00:14:46,880
'cause you were trying
to get me in bed.
283
00:14:46,881 --> 00:14:49,529
What?
What the what...
284
00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:51,270
But who would go
to this much trouble?
285
00:14:51,271 --> 00:14:54,249
Who? I mean,
seriously, who?
286
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,420
Here, drink all of this.
287
00:14:57,990 --> 00:15:01,310
Hey. You two know where
there's another bathroom?
288
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,549
Um...I think
there's one in the lobby.
289
00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:08,219
Good. 'Cause those twins
ruined the one in here.
290
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:12,090
Oh. I had not
heard that.
291
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,659
Wow!
It's really getting around.
292
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:19,059
I feel so bad for those twins.
293
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:20,910
Okay, look, Jen, if we
didn't pin it on them,
294
00:15:20,911 --> 00:15:23,100
someone else would have.
295
00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:26,869
And right there
in front of me...
296
00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:28,840
Was the statue of liberty.
297
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:33,210
Knowing my long,
arduous journey to a new world
298
00:15:33,211 --> 00:15:36,079
was finally complete,
299
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,649
I broke down and wept with...
300
00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:43,019
'Scuse me.
301
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,969
So twins, huh?
302
00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:46,759
Yeah!
303
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,459
- How great.
- It's the best!
304
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,529
The more the merrier, I say.
305
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:53,629
- Yeah, bring 'em on.
- And the horse they rode in on.
306
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:55,819
- What?
- I don't know!
307
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:58,099
I can't do this anymore!
Look, I...
308
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,540
I've never lied to you before,
309
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,639
but I'm really worried
about having twins.
310
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,659
Oh, my God!
I'm really worried too!
311
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:08,509
And you lie to me all the time.
312
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,710
You're worried too?
313
00:16:09,711 --> 00:16:11,410
But you were so excited
at the doctor's.
314
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:12,750
Honey, I was only acting
excited
315
00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:14,299
'cause you were so excited.
316
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,550
That's what I was doing!
317
00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:20,489
I mean,
I was prepared for one...Maybe.
318
00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:22,120
But the thought of two?
319
00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:25,459
I mean, God, will I be a good
enough parent for two?
320
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:27,999
Will I have enough time
and energy
321
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,869
and, God, love to give them?
322
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:34,299
I mean, are those the things
you're worried about too?
323
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,909
Yes.
324
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:38,710
Those things.
325
00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:41,309
Okay, well...
326
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,909
We have to be realistic here.
327
00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:44,409
I mean, this is a possibility.
328
00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:46,050
We're gonna have to
get onboard with it.
329
00:16:46,051 --> 00:16:48,780
Let's look at the, uh,
all the upside.
330
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,389
Twins, uh...
331
00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:53,959
Positives about twins.
332
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,099
That's not helping.
333
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,680
Oh, they're leaving.
I feel horrible.
334
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,639
I'm gonna go talk to them.
335
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:10,309
Just tell 'em to cut down
on the fiber.
336
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,479
All right.
Fresh meat.
337
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,979
Yes. A bloated
pregnant lesbian.
338
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,250
Line up, fellas.
339
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,719
Why are you guys leaving?
340
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,819
Someone blamed us
for clogging the toilet.
341
00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:23,449
And it's ridiculous.
342
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,959
It's not like we go
to the bathroom together.
343
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,420
Except at home.
344
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,829
Super.
345
00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:33,059
- Hey.
- Hey! Look who's here.
346
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:35,210
Yeah.
So how's the party?
347
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,429
Good. Yeah.
348
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,830
You don't have to
use the crapper, do you?
349
00:17:37,831 --> 00:17:39,339
No.
350
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:40,999
So...
351
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,920
Since this whole twins thing
has come up,
352
00:17:42,921 --> 00:17:45,639
I've been a little
freaked out about the whole,
353
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,340
you know, exit strategy.
354
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:50,479
- Oh, right.
- Me too.
355
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,569
Anyway, look,
I've just been really nervous
356
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,019
about the whole thing,
357
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,990
and I didn't think I could
wait till our next appointment,
358
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,689
so I went back on my own
to find out for sure.
359
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,219
And?
360
00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,259
You know what?
I happen to like twins,
361
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:03,989
and I think other people
do too.
362
00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:05,899
So come on,
will you please stay?
363
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,360
- Sure.
- Okay, why not?
364
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,169
It's not twins!
365
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,169
- We are not having twins!
- Adam, good news!
366
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:15,669
We're not having twins!
Oh, congrats, man! Whoo!
367
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:18,920
All right!
Thank God!
368
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:44,599
Mr. dunbar, I, uh,
can't seem to locate Violet.
369
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,200
Any idea where she might be?
Oh, yeah.
370
00:18:46,201 --> 00:18:48,339
I told her to scram.
371
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,639
You did what?
372
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,010
Look, I'm on the verge
of closing it with Maya.
373
00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:54,779
She wants you to say
a few words to the crowd.
374
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:55,810
I need you focused.
375
00:18:55,811 --> 00:18:56,980
Don't be selfish!
376
00:18:56,981 --> 00:18:59,079
Can I have
everyone's attention?
377
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,329
Our newest citizen
has a few words
378
00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,249
he would like to say.
379
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,719
Don't forget to thank me.
380
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,789
And if you can work it in
naturally,
381
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,159
mention that I'm rocking
a monster hog.
382
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,310
If you can.
383
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:14,729
You're right, Maya.
384
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:18,069
I do have a few words to say.
First off,
385
00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:20,000
I'd like to thank everyone
for being here to support me.
386
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:23,009
But I would especially like
to thank my boss and friend,
387
00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:24,240
Mr. Russell dunbar.
388
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:29,079
In fact,
he's such a generous soul,
389
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,349
I'd like him to have
the first piece of cake.
390
00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:33,000
What?
391
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:35,850
Ooh, the whole top.
392
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:42,529
Ahh...
393
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,890
I get what's going on here.
394
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,179
In the region of the country
where Timmy comes from...
395
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,829
Throwing cake at someone
396
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:52,699
is the highest form of praise
and honor.
397
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,869
Oh.
Yeah.
398
00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:58,140
So let's hear it for me
a little bit.
399
00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:05,179
So...Why don't you join me
400
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:07,779
in honoring...
401
00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:08,980
Timmy?
402
00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:16,829
Come on, step up.
Don't be shy.
403
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:17,889
Don't worry.
404
00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:21,429
Oh!
405
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,900
There we go!
406
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,349
- Aw...
- Oh, my God!
407
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,019
This is so much fun!
You threw a great party.
408
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,220
Let's go celebrate.
Come on.
409
00:20:30,221 --> 00:20:31,789
Wait, one second.
410
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,829
Hey! Good news.
411
00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,529
I think it's gonna happen.
412
00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:37,329
Welcome to America, buddy.
413
00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:40,500
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