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- Hey.
- Hey, whoa.
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Snazzy getup, Aud.
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Thank you. I've decided
to get back into running.
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And buying outfits
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that make you look
like you're from the future.
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I am from the future.
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Guess what.
I'm single.
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Fine. I'll be dating
a bunch of sexy robots.
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It's a good thing
that you, uh, ripped the tags
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off that new outfit.
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Wouldn't want
to be able to return it
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after you give up.
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I'm not gonna give up.
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I'm as committed to running
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as you are to clogging
your arteries.
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I doubt it.
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Well...
Well, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to, uh, get
to the office.
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Now that you're not working,
I have to try.
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He's so stressed out
about money,
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but, of course,
he's too manly to admit it.
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Jennifer is the same way.
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Why don't they know
it's okay to open up?
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Dopey, bashful, busty.
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Sir, isn't that the same
outfit you were wearing--
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when you opened
for the Doobie Brothers?
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I was going to say,
"last night."
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It is indeed the same outfit
I wore last night,
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because I had an away game.
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Hmm.
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Now, is this the end of it,
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or should I prepare
for yet another woman
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storming into your office
to deliver
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a Who's afraid of Virginiawoolf style tirade?
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"Virginia woolf"?
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No, Timmy,
it's the big, bad wolf.
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No, Mr. Rhodes,
I was actually...
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Thank you.
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Anyway, Heather's great.
She's sweet and funny.
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We laugh. We talk.
We kissed on the mouth.
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Oh, sounds like
you really like this girl.
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- How'd you guys leave things?
- I don't know. I snuck out.
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Why?
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Habit, I guess.
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Open eyes,
back of chick's head,
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not my apartment,
skedoodle.
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- Yeah, you should go back.
- Can you go back, though?
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Can you un-skedoodle?
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Yeah, yeah, if you
really like her, why not?
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Yeah, I do.
All right, I'm going back.
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- Good.
- Ugh.
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It's like running over
a bunny with your car
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and then getting out
and shooting it.
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d How many ways
to say I love you? d
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d how many ways to say
that I'm not scared d
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d with you by my side d
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d there is no denying d
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d that I can't wait
for me and you d
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d Rules of Engagement 5x10 d
Fun Run
Original Air Date on November 22, 2010
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== sync by elderman ==
== for www.addic7ed.com ==
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- Oh, hey, Jeff.
- Hey, Dan, what's up?
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I'm collecting
for Janet's baby gift.
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Didn't I already
kick in for that?
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No, that was
Janet's baby-shower gift.
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Ah.
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Of course.
Well, I'm surprised
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I wasn't asked
to kick in for the booze
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her husband used
when he knocked her up.
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I mean, why don't you
just bend me over, Janet?
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Yeah, maybe don't sign
the card.
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Oh, oh, and it's
Todd's birthday today.
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I'm collecting for a cake.
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Ooh, a cake?
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Is Todd turning nine?
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Here's a little extra.
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Why don't you get him
a bounce house too?
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- Hey.
- Russell, where did you go?
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I ran out to get you this.
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It's like you--soft,
delicious, and low in fat.
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So I thought we could hang out
this morning.
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Oh, that sounds great.
I'd love to.
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Wait.
I'm getting a text.
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Oh, shoot.
I've got to run into the office.
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Oh, I understand.
Want to get lunch?
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I wish I could,
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but I'm stacked up all day
with work stuff.
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Oh, message received.
Dinner?
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- Dinner. It's a plan.
- Okay.
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Wait, I have a weekly
work meeting Wednesday nights.
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Ooh, well,
tonight's Thursday.
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Oh, Wednesday and Thursday
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are my two worst nights.
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I've got work functions
on both of them.
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Oh, well, you couldn't have
had one last night,
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'cause we were together.
It was before that.
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Anyway, I better
go get ready to leave,
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but I have your number,
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so I'll call you when things
get a little less hectic.
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She said
she's gonna call me.
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So that's what
you took away from all that.
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It's not what I took away.
That's what she said.
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She's gonna call me.
I see.
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Wow.
Um, the thing is...
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I'm not quite sure
how to put this...
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I-I-I think what Timmy's
trying to say is...
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Congratulations, man.
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It sounds like
she's really into you.
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That's right.
Yeah.
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Yo, Jeff.
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The raffle tickets are in.
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Time to pay the piper.
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Which raffle tickets?
What piper?
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My lodge's charity raffle,
remember?
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50 bucks a ticket--
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grand prize
is a Volkswagen Jetta.
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You said you'd buy a ticket.
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Well, I've changed my mind.
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So you don't want
to buy one?
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No, Detective, I don't.
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Come on.
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Everyone else in the office
bought a ticket.
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What is this--
socialist Canada?
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Actually,
I don't think Canada is...
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Look, look, I have just...
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I've had enough of having
everyone's hands in my pocket.
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In fact, you know what?
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That's it.
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Excuse me.
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Can I have
everyone's attention?
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I am sick of you parasites
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asking me
to contribute, donate,
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or kick in
to every charity raffle
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or stupid event
in your pathetic lives.
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I'm out!
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Happy Birthday, Todd.
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Really? Right in the middle
of Todd's party?
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Yeah, I just snapped.
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Everyone was pretty shocked.
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It didn't help when I took
the first piece of cake.
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Hey, look, Jeff,
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Audrey thinks you're really
stressed out about money.
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Why don't you
talk to her about it?
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Nah, that's not
how I do things.
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I, uh, believe that a man
provides for his woman
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without ever complaining
or showing stress,
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all the while
silently resenting her for it.
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Cool. Cool, cool.
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Okay, well,
I should take off.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey. I just got back
from running with Kate.
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Guess what.
I hate this game.
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You never appreciate
my guesses.
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She's doing
a 10k charity fun run,
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and I decided to sign up.
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Is it topless?
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'Cause that would be
a real fun run.
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"Are you sure
you can't do better?"
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All my friends said.
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Yes, I'm sure.
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All right, well,
good for you and Kate.
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Tomorrow I'm gonna bring this
pledge sheet to your office
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and get all your coworkers
to donate money.
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Coworkers?
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I don't think
that's a-a good idea.
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Why? I'm raising money
for a good cause.
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Oh, come on.
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Look, if they were gonna find
a cure for this disease,
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uh, wouldn't they have found
one already?
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It's for an animal shelter.
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Still.
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Why the sudden
anti-charity stance?
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Look, I...
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I just don't think
that the people in my office
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are very generous.
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Well,
it can't hurt to ask.
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Fine.
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If you're gonna be
stubborn about this,
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I'll take care of it.
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I can't believe
Heather hasn't called me yet.
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I know.
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Maybe my phone's broken.
Give me a call.
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Heather?
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Babe?
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Hello?
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No, sir, it's me.
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Well, quit tying up the line.
She might be trying to call me.
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Man, she--
she must be super busy.
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Busy sanding off
her fingerprints
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and changing her identity.
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Oh, hey, dude,
why don't you just call her?
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She forgot
to give me her number.
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- Ugh.
- Oh.
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But I know where she works.
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Sir, I really don't think
calling her is a good idea.
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Timmy...
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Poor, sweet,
fancy, stupid Timmy.
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You're jealous.
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Why in the world
would I be jealous?
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Because I have
this great relationship
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and you just got
your ass dumped
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by that squeaky garden rake
from accounting.
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She didn't dump me.
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She moved to Chicago,
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and we're trying to work
things out long distance.
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Oh, I hope you do.
She seems like a sweetheart.
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Hey, let him call her.
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Let him get a taste
of his own sleazy medicine,
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like he gives every girl
he blows off.
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It makes me sick.
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See, Audrey thinks
I should call.
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My, you really only hear
what you want to hear.
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Thanks.
I've been working out.
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Hey, is Heather there?
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This is so exciting.
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Heather, it's Russell.
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Yeah, hey, I was just
thinking this week we could...
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Uh...
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Uh, what's that?
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Really?
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Well, yeah,
you should be there for her.
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Sure, well, give me a call
when you get back.
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Okay.
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Shows what you know.
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She was just about to call me,
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but she had to rush off to visit
her sick aunt in Nova Scotia.
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Oh.
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Man, you are having
the worst luck with her.
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It's crazy.
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Really?
Just bad luck?
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You see no subtext
in Heather's conveyance?
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I don't see subtext
in anything.
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This is like
a classic romantic comedy.
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- It sure feels that way.
- Yes.
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All you have to do now
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is get over
some of these obstacles,
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and you guys can be together.
It'll be perfect, yes.
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It's gonna be amazing.
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Here you go. Look who
stepped up for his wife.
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Whoa. Everyone in your office
made a pledge.
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Oh, and look.
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There's even one
from "Holden McGroin."
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Yeah, that was me.
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Hilarious.
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Well, that's great.
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And you didn't think
they were generous.
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All of them came through.
Thank them for me.
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Well, except
for Holden McGroin.
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He went away
for the weekend with, uh...
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I know.
His wife, Pat.
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Pat McGroin.
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Hey, man, how'd you get
all those people to pledge?
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Did you apologize
for your big speech?
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No, I just signed
everybody up myself.
254
00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:06,408
Yeah, well, what happens
when it's time to collect?
255
00:11:06,409 --> 00:11:08,543
I'll just pay
the 150 bucks myself.
256
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,945
Um, Mr. Bingham?
257
00:11:10,946 --> 00:11:15,250
Yes, guy who looks like a math
T.A. at every college ever.
258
00:11:17,486 --> 00:11:20,188
These pledges
are per kilometer,
259
00:11:20,189 --> 00:11:23,658
which means that when
Mrs. Bingham completes her 10k,
260
00:11:23,659 --> 00:11:26,294
you'll, in fact, owe $1,500.
261
00:11:26,295 --> 00:11:28,596
Ooh.
262
00:11:28,597 --> 00:11:32,167
Guess it's not surprising
how fast I calculated that.
263
00:11:33,803 --> 00:11:36,571
I'll take care of this.
This is man's work.
264
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,239
Got to get the old
jaws of life
265
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,542
to pry open
that checkbook of yours.
266
00:11:40,543 --> 00:11:43,812
Unless Audrey
never makes it to the race.
267
00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:50,084
I think Jeff's
gonna kill Audrey.
268
00:12:00,414 --> 00:12:03,033
Hey, Timmy, I want you
to make reservations for me
269
00:12:03,034 --> 00:12:04,985
at a romantic restaurant
every night
270
00:12:04,986 --> 00:12:07,687
for the next several weeks.
271
00:12:07,688 --> 00:12:10,290
Oh, I'm so glad to see
that you and Mr. Rhodes
272
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:12,292
are taking it
to the next level.
273
00:12:12,293 --> 00:12:13,794
It's not for us.
274
00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:15,662
I want to be ready
for when Heather comes back.
275
00:12:15,663 --> 00:12:16,830
Oh, you know what?
276
00:12:16,831 --> 00:12:19,933
Let's make it
a Nova Scotian restaurant.
277
00:12:21,402 --> 00:12:23,570
Sir, you're making
a big mistake.
278
00:12:23,571 --> 00:12:26,940
Uh, he might be right.
279
00:12:26,941 --> 00:12:29,009
After being up there,
Nova Scotian cuisine
280
00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:31,211
may be the last thing
she wants.
281
00:12:31,212 --> 00:12:33,847
- Ah, good call. Smart.
- Thank you. Thank you.
282
00:12:33,848 --> 00:12:35,882
All right, let's just take
a step back, shall we?
283
00:12:35,883 --> 00:12:38,618
You just called
Mr. Rhodes smart.
284
00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:39,619
That's not a red flag
285
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,421
that your judgment
might be impaired?
286
00:12:41,422 --> 00:12:43,223
Listen,
I'm on team Adam here.
287
00:12:43,224 --> 00:12:46,159
I think Heather and I were made
for each other.
288
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,395
Okay, look, I was hoping
you would come to your senses,
289
00:12:48,396 --> 00:12:50,597
but you leave me no choice.
290
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:54,301
Heather's Facebook page.
291
00:12:54,302 --> 00:12:57,137
Her profile says
she's in a relationship,
292
00:12:57,138 --> 00:13:00,240
and her status says she's at
this New York City restaurant
293
00:13:00,241 --> 00:13:03,743
with this very handsome man
at this very moment.
294
00:13:05,696 --> 00:13:09,049
Do you know what this means?
295
00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,817
I do.
296
00:13:10,818 --> 00:13:14,588
She's back in town, dude.
297
00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:17,657
And she's at McSweeney's
with one of her gay buddies.
298
00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:20,660
And she's listed us
as being in a relationship.
299
00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:22,729
All right,
I'm gonna go surprise her.
300
00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:24,130
That is a great idea.
301
00:13:24,131 --> 00:13:26,900
- Come with me.
- I'm coming.
302
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,175
Hey, Jeff, I need to get up
early for the fun run.
303
00:13:35,176 --> 00:13:37,644
Can you set the alarm
for 6:15?
304
00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:41,248
Already did.
305
00:13:41,249 --> 00:13:44,351
Hey, what you got to do
before a big race?
306
00:13:44,352 --> 00:13:45,569
Hydrate.
307
00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:48,088
Good idea.
308
00:13:48,089 --> 00:13:51,224
Finish it.
309
00:13:51,225 --> 00:13:53,393
That a girl.
310
00:13:57,932 --> 00:14:02,168
You know,
just to be on the safe side,
311
00:14:02,169 --> 00:14:05,205
I'm gonna take one of these.
312
00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:08,808
Take one of what?
313
00:14:08,809 --> 00:14:12,512
Your sleeping pills.
314
00:14:12,513 --> 00:14:15,348
Oh, I-I wouldn't.
315
00:14:15,349 --> 00:14:17,050
I already did.
316
00:14:17,051 --> 00:14:19,886
Oh.
317
00:14:19,887 --> 00:14:22,856
This way, I'll be good
and rested for the race.
318
00:14:22,857 --> 00:14:25,942
See you tomorrow.
319
00:14:25,943 --> 00:14:28,028
Or the next day.
320
00:14:38,506 --> 00:14:40,774
Sir, stop.
321
00:14:40,775 --> 00:14:42,609
What are you doing here?
322
00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:45,011
I can't let you go
through with this.
323
00:14:45,012 --> 00:14:47,163
Oh, I know what's going on.
324
00:14:47,164 --> 00:14:50,000
You're worried that if I get
in a serious relationship,
325
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:53,753
it's gonna hurt
the friendship we have.
326
00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:57,023
Do you have a backup guess?
327
00:14:57,024 --> 00:14:58,625
I implore you to think back.
328
00:14:58,626 --> 00:15:00,510
Everything Heather
has said and done
329
00:15:00,511 --> 00:15:04,998
constitutes
a classic blow-off.
330
00:15:04,999 --> 00:15:06,900
Oh, shoot.
331
00:15:06,901 --> 00:15:09,803
I've got to run
into the office.
332
00:15:09,804 --> 00:15:11,655
She was just
about to call me,
333
00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:13,239
but then she had
to suddenly rush out
334
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,475
and visit her sick aunt
in Nova Scotia.
335
00:15:15,476 --> 00:15:17,777
Wow.
I just called Heather,
336
00:15:17,778 --> 00:15:19,646
and a woman
who sounds just like her
337
00:15:19,647 --> 00:15:21,681
answered and said she found
Heather's phone.
338
00:15:21,682 --> 00:15:22,983
I'm very sorry, sir.
339
00:15:22,984 --> 00:15:24,884
Don't feel sorry for me.
Feel sorry for Heather.
340
00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:26,920
She's the one stuck up
in Nova Scotia with no phone.
341
00:15:26,921 --> 00:15:28,621
Ugh.
342
00:15:28,622 --> 00:15:30,457
These are all
evasive maneuvers
343
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:33,360
that you yourself
have used on women.
344
00:15:33,361 --> 00:15:34,728
Sir, Heather's
using the technique
345
00:15:34,729 --> 00:15:40,133
that you refer to
as "the old hump and dump."
346
00:15:42,036 --> 00:15:45,772
I think I've been "Russelled."
347
00:15:48,109 --> 00:15:50,894
You know, on some level,
I think I knew,
348
00:15:50,895 --> 00:15:54,414
but I liked her so much, I just
didn't want to believe it.
349
00:15:54,415 --> 00:15:56,049
We've all been there, sir.
350
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:57,217
Oh, yeah, you got dumped
351
00:15:57,218 --> 00:16:00,887
by that four-eyed javelin
from accounting.
352
00:16:00,888 --> 00:16:02,589
Anyway, you were right.
I guess I owe you--
353
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:05,091
Russell?
354
00:16:05,092 --> 00:16:07,060
I'm so glad you're here.
355
00:16:07,061 --> 00:16:08,228
You are?
356
00:16:08,229 --> 00:16:11,297
Of course.
357
00:16:11,298 --> 00:16:12,866
Wow.
I thought you were going--
358
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:14,634
- to Nova Scotia.
- I was.
359
00:16:14,635 --> 00:16:17,103
But I didn't have to,
because my sick aunt got better.
360
00:16:17,104 --> 00:16:18,705
Oh, well, that's great.
361
00:16:18,706 --> 00:16:21,274
And I wanted to call you,
but I lost my phone.
362
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:24,477
I was so upset, so my friend
Gordon took me out for a drink.
363
00:16:24,478 --> 00:16:28,348
Hi.
364
00:16:28,349 --> 00:16:30,233
His boyfriend's out of town.
365
00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:33,069
So it's just us gals.
366
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:35,789
- How did you know to come here?
- Your Facebook page.
367
00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:40,093
Oh. Is it okay I said
we were in a relationship?
368
00:16:40,094 --> 00:16:41,594
Is that dress red?
369
00:16:41,595 --> 00:16:44,581
Look, you two
don't need me chaperoning.
370
00:16:44,582 --> 00:16:46,099
Gordon out...
371
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,234
As if it wasn't obvious.
372
00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:53,840
Um, all right, I'll come over
in one second, all right?
373
00:16:57,595 --> 00:17:00,013
Ah.
374
00:17:02,049 --> 00:17:05,118
Wow, I guess it's me
who owes you an apology.
375
00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,420
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
376
00:17:07,421 --> 00:17:10,423
Timmy, I just hope one day
you won't be so cynical,
377
00:17:10,424 --> 00:17:13,726
and you can open
your heart to romance.
378
00:17:18,649 --> 00:17:19,766
Hello.
379
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:22,235
Oh, my gosh.
Oh...
380
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:24,137
These are so beautiful.
381
00:17:31,212 --> 00:17:33,746
Aud.
382
00:17:33,747 --> 00:17:36,049
Aud.
383
00:19:27,695 --> 00:19:29,729
So you slept
through the fun run?
384
00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:32,632
Can you believe it?
385
00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:36,336
Right through my alarm.
386
00:19:36,337 --> 00:19:38,805
But I had the weirdest dream
that I did run it.
387
00:19:38,806 --> 00:19:40,039
It was so real.
388
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,876
But not real enough to collect
money from my coworkers.
389
00:19:43,877 --> 00:19:47,130
Well, anyways, the gang
at the office will be bummed.
390
00:19:47,131 --> 00:19:49,849
They live to give.
391
00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:51,417
Well,
tell them not to worry.
392
00:19:51,418 --> 00:19:53,920
I wrote a check
to cover all their pledges.
393
00:19:53,921 --> 00:19:55,822
Did you, now?
394
00:19:55,823 --> 00:19:58,758
For, uh, all $1,500?
395
00:19:58,759 --> 00:20:00,526
Yeah.
Just 'cause I overslept,
396
00:20:00,527 --> 00:20:02,395
the charity shouldn't suffer.
397
00:20:02,396 --> 00:20:05,097
I'm gonna go mail this.
398
00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:11,537
You're silently resenting her
right now, aren't you?
399
00:20:11,538 --> 00:20:13,139
I am.
400
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:23,205
Good morning, Heather.
401
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:25,741
I have a feeling
that every morning with you
402
00:20:25,742 --> 00:20:28,144
will be a good one.
403
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:39,188
"Russell,
sorry I had to sneak out,
404
00:20:39,189 --> 00:20:40,689
"but my National Guard unit
405
00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:44,393
"was called into duty
this morning.
406
00:20:44,394 --> 00:20:47,329
"I can't tell you where I'll be
or when I'll be back,
407
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:50,199
but I'll give you a call
when I return."
408
00:20:58,808 --> 00:21:02,178
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