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We know letting someone out of their
lease is not standard business procedure.
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But, given our situation--
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Our situation is
that my wife here is crazy.
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Jeff, would you please--
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Ah, ah, ah.
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See, she had an Oprah
"ah-ha moment."
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Oprah.
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The thing is,
Audrey quit her job,
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and then, she thought that
she wanted to sell cookies.
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So, we ended up leasing
a store that we don't need.
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Okay, first of all,
hello from under the bus.
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And you are the one
who rented this place.
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Yeah, I was trying to be
a supportive husband, all right?
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Now put a sock in it.
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Look, you can see
what I'm up against here.
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Down to one income,
it's a tough time.
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Mm-hmm.
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It's a tough time for me too.
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I'll tell you what,
I'll flip a coin,
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we'll see who loses.
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You do.
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But the lease says
I've got to clean the place,
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so, I'll give you a break
on the rent if you do it.
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Hmm.
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I'll flip the coin to see
if I help you clean up.
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No.
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And so now
I'm on the hook
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for a three-month lease
on the store.
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Just more stress
that I don't need.
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Hey, maybe
you can sublet it
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to these
chinese acrobat girls.
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I mean, they don't
need a lot of space,
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'cause they just fold up.
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Your mom had to be high
when she nursed you.
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She says no.
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Anyway, I get
a break on the rent
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if I clean
the place myself,
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but it's
a total mess.
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What are you doing today?
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Oh, I've got big plans
to not help you clean.
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Can you push that
to another day?
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So guys,
I'm seeing
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this french chick
Margaux, right?
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She's an
exchange student--
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from France?
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She was definitely high.
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So she's getting her master's
in thinky-think.
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But she's so refined
and cultured,
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I'm having trouble
getting her into le sack.
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So, she's french...
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Yet won't surrender.
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Yeah,
it'll be a lot of work,
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but worth it.
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You know, classy girls
are like turtles.
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They're rarely on their backs,
but once it happens
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they're there
for a good, long time.
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Well, if she's a grad student
she must have read Tom Sawyer.
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Did you ever read Tom Sawyer?
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No.
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So you don't know the part
about Tom Sawyer
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and whitewashing
the fence?
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No.
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Oh, my God.
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It's, like,
the greatest story ever.
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I gotta go.
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No, wait, hold on.
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Tell me,
I want to hear it.
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Okay, walk with me
to the store.
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Okay.
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Good afternoon.
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Whatever.
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Sir, I was wondering
if I might sneak out of work
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a tad early this evening?
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You don't have to sneak,
I won't be there.
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Splendid.
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Because, uh, tonight I was
going to take Allison out.
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What's with you guys?
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You're always taking her places,
doing things.
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It's called dating, sir.
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It's where one gives money to a
restaurant or theater,
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as opposed to merely leaving it
on the woman's dresser.
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I've heard of it.
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So, where are you going?
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We're going to see the
Thannhausser Collection
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at the Guggenheim.
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Funny words.
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Oh, how about this.
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Margaux and I will double with
you and Allison
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and we'll all go to the
booger-hammer.
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It's the Guggenheim, and,
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oh, I'd love to, sir,
but we have other plans.
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What are you talking about,
you just said
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that's what
you are doing!
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It was worth a shot.
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However,
I'm not sure our plans
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are exactly
your cup of tea, sir.
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Well,
that's true,
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but they are
Margaux's cup of tea.
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She's french
and highly cultured.
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And I really want to
creme her brulee.
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Well sir,
I'm flattered.
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Basically, you'd like to
piggy-back off of my refinement.
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Sure, whatever gets me
in the Google-hummer.
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d How many ways
to say I love you? d
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d how many ways to say
that I'm not scared d
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d with you by my side d
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d there is no denying d
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d that I can't wait
for me and you d
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d Rules of Engagement 5x07 d
Mannequin Head Ball
Original Air Date on November 1, 2010
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-- sync by elderman --
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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And that is
how Tom Sawyer
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tricked the
other boys
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into painting
the fence for him.
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Man, they were gullible.
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That's
pretty clever how
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Tom convinced them
that work was fun.
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Hey, I'm gonna go roll those
chairs over by the wall.
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No, I wanna.
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I can't believe
that I have to pay rent
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on this
useless crap shack!
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Down to one income,
I'm working all the time.
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Yeah, there you go.
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You know,
it's not healthy
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to keep that
all bottled up, man.
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Let it out,
hit something.
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Oh, thanks buddy.
Face or gut?
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No!
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No, no, no, no.
Not me.
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Here, use this.
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No, still not me.
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Gah!
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Feel better?
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Yeah.
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Hey, think fast.
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Come on!
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Goal!
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No goal!
It went out of bounds first.
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This a
ruling for the
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commissioner of
mannequin head ball.
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I'll allow it.
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Well, I say no goal.
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And I am the president of
mannequin head ball.
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Who do you report to?
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The commissioner.
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Okay, then.
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What a wonderful exhibit.
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Oh, I know.
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How about
all that art, huh?
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It was all over
the walls and stuff.
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Oh, the Picasso,
and the Rubens.
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Oh, they have those here?
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You're funny.
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Allison and I favored
the Italian futurists.
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Mm.
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They are good.
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Timmy, this might
be the wine talking
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but I think I'd like
another glass of wine.
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And I think that's
an excellent idea.
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I'm sure Margaux here
can attest
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to wine's many
health benefits.
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Oui, oui.
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Yes, it does
make you do that.
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What a lovely evening.
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Yes, it certainly is.
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A most lovely evening.
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Sir, a bottle of
your finest bubbles.
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Ah, champagne.
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Mais naturellement.
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Bravo, mon ami.
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Russell, are all your friends
so sophisticated?
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Oh, dude, no farting.
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I'll allow it.
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Okay, okay!
It's halftime!
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Halftime!
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Man, this is the
greatest game ever.
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I know.
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It's already better
than soccer.
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Whoa, whoa.
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I told Jen
I'd be home by now.
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I told Audrey
I'd be back for movie night.
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That's too bad,
this is the best.
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For the first time in weeks
I'm not all stressed out.
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Now is not
the time to go home
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and watch some damn
Tilda Swinton movie.
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Which is why it's too bad
we both have to work late.
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You gotta go
back to the office?
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You...
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You don't
get things, do you?
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Not usually.
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I'm saying that's what
we tell the girls.
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Oh.
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That's why you're
the commissioner.
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Head in play.
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This is the security camera
feed for the store?
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The landlord
sent me a link.
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I logged on to see if Jeff
had cleaned the place,
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and I found this.
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And they have no idea
that we can see them?
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Do they look like people who
know they're being watched?
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For the first time in weeks
he's not working late,
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and instead of coming home,
he does this.
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Is that a mannequin head
they're hitting?
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God, I hope so.
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Well, well, well.
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Look at both of us,
working it.
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It, of course,
being our mojo.
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Spritz, please.
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One for the Jersey side.
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It's going well.
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By showing frenchie
I'm a man of culture,
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I'll see Paris, France,
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and her underpants.
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Artfully said, sir.
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And your presence has not
affected Allison
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in a
negative way at all.
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In fact, she is showing
distinct signs of friskiness.
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Well, I'm happy to have
foamed down the runway for you.
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That you did.
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A little gay.
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Look what I did.
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Wow.
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In hi-def the stupidity
just leaps off the screen.
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It's kind of like watching
a nature documentary.
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Yeah, about apes.
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In their crude game,
the smaller primate
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seems to have
bested the silver-back,
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causing him to retaliate.
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Ooh!
The smaller one cowers,
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and presents his bottom
as a sign of submission.
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Ooh.
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Let's see what happens when
outside stimulus
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is introduced
to their environment.
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Hey, Aud.
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Hey, it's almost 8:00.
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You gonna make it home
for movie night?
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Oh, I wish I could,
but I'm stuck at work again.
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Really.
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'Cause I called you at work,
it went straight to voicemail.
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I'm working in
the conference room,
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it's closer to the can.
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The silver-back
is a skilled liar.
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Uh, okay.
Well, I hope I see you soon.
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It's probably
going to be a few hours,
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will you quit it?
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Is someone there with you?
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No, I was talking to you.
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Quit it, Audrey,
quit keeping me from my working.
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Back at it.
Okay, bye.
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He's such a good liar,
he took all the fun out of it.
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Well, we know who's gonna
put the fun back in it.
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No.
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Give it to me.
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Don't worry, I got this.
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Hey, Jen.
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I got stuck in the subway
between stations.
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There's no reception,
I can't hear you.
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Oh, so you can't
hear me at all?
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00:13:20,778 --> 00:13:23,396
I can't
hear you at all.
260
00:13:27,118 --> 00:13:28,151
Uh...
261
00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:30,904
The subway snake!
262
00:13:32,356 --> 00:13:34,241
Lying sacks.
263
00:13:34,242 --> 00:13:35,392
You know what?
264
00:13:35,393 --> 00:13:36,860
I'm recording this,
265
00:13:36,861 --> 00:13:39,930
so I can rub it in Jeff's face
when he gets home later.
266
00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:41,731
Subway snakes.
267
00:13:41,732 --> 00:13:45,969
I'm gonna have my tubes tied.
268
00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:48,338
I just feel lucky
that I found someone
269
00:13:48,339 --> 00:13:50,573
who shares
my thirst for culture.
270
00:13:50,574 --> 00:13:53,510
Moi aussi.
271
00:13:53,511 --> 00:13:55,845
Mm.
272
00:13:55,846 --> 00:13:59,316
Ooh.
273
00:14:01,352 --> 00:14:02,385
What is it?
274
00:14:02,386 --> 00:14:04,287
You take my breath away.
275
00:14:04,288 --> 00:14:06,990
It must be the champagne.
276
00:14:06,991 --> 00:14:09,276
Oh, I think it's more
than just the champagne.
277
00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,845
Excuse me, I need to
use the ladies room.
278
00:14:28,846 --> 00:14:30,096
Oh, hmm.
279
00:14:30,097 --> 00:14:31,414
I'll join you.
280
00:14:31,415 --> 00:14:32,882
Don't be long.
281
00:14:32,883 --> 00:14:34,317
Do hurry back.
282
00:14:47,398 --> 00:14:48,431
Aah!
283
00:14:48,432 --> 00:14:51,534
Ow!
284
00:14:51,535 --> 00:14:55,705
My back,
I can't get up.
285
00:14:55,706 --> 00:14:59,242
You look like a turtle.
286
00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:02,679
Heh, ironic.
287
00:15:05,883 --> 00:15:07,150
Well, the show ended
a while ago,
288
00:15:07,151 --> 00:15:08,651
so the guys
should be home soon.
289
00:15:08,652 --> 00:15:14,457
Well, they could have been
delayed by the subway snakes.
290
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:16,226
Have you decided how you are
going to bust Jeff?
291
00:15:16,227 --> 00:15:17,794
I have.
292
00:15:17,795 --> 00:15:19,596
I'm going to ask him to tell me
all about work,
293
00:15:19,597 --> 00:15:21,598
effectively
handing him a shovel,
294
00:15:21,599 --> 00:15:23,366
with which to
dig his own grave.
295
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:26,669
Then as he stands on the
precipice of said grave,
296
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:31,474
I am going to press play,
and enjoy the thud.
297
00:15:32,943 --> 00:15:36,446
I'm just going to
hide Adam's hair gel.
298
00:15:37,515 --> 00:15:40,700
Ah, the apes return
to their nesting grounds.
299
00:15:42,253 --> 00:15:43,453
Aah.
300
00:15:43,454 --> 00:15:46,122
Look at you guys,
you're both so sweaty.
301
00:15:46,123 --> 00:15:48,024
Oh yeah, it's from doing
separate activities
302
00:15:48,025 --> 00:15:50,260
in different parts
of the city.
303
00:15:52,847 --> 00:15:53,847
Well, it's late.
304
00:15:53,848 --> 00:15:55,799
You guys must be hungry.
305
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,850
I'll warm up some dinner,
306
00:15:56,851 --> 00:15:58,935
but, uh, in the meantime,
want a banana?
307
00:15:58,936 --> 00:16:00,770
Ooh.
Aah.
308
00:16:07,878 --> 00:16:11,614
That's a nice treat,
isn't it?
309
00:16:11,615 --> 00:16:13,149
Come on, Adam.
Let's go home.
310
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:14,534
Yeah, I should shower.
311
00:16:14,535 --> 00:16:18,705
This sweat
is making me itchy.
312
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,709
It's a shame
you had to work late again.
313
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:26,162
Someone's gotta
bring home the bacon, right?
314
00:16:26,163 --> 00:16:27,764
Yeah.
315
00:16:27,765 --> 00:16:29,566
So, what did you do
at work tonight?
316
00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:31,401
I had to clean up
some accounts,
317
00:16:31,402 --> 00:16:33,803
check out
some foreign markets.
318
00:16:33,804 --> 00:16:35,705
Diversification.
319
00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,373
A lot of stock stuff.
320
00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:39,242
Yeah?
321
00:16:39,243 --> 00:16:43,813
Dow, Nasdaq.
322
00:16:43,814 --> 00:16:46,883
Well, I had an interesting
evening too, and, uh,
323
00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:48,184
I'd like to
share it with you.
324
00:16:48,185 --> 00:16:49,436
Oh, okay.
325
00:16:49,437 --> 00:16:50,520
But, hey.
326
00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:51,888
What?
327
00:16:51,889 --> 00:16:52,856
I know that I've
been stressed
328
00:16:52,857 --> 00:16:54,190
about work
and everything, lately
329
00:16:54,191 --> 00:16:55,391
and I've probably been
taking it out on you.
330
00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:57,760
So...Sorry.
331
00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:00,497
Really?
332
00:17:00,498 --> 00:17:03,766
Yeah.
333
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,935
Well, thanks.
334
00:17:05,936 --> 00:17:07,170
I appreciate that.
335
00:17:07,171 --> 00:17:08,204
But, you know,
336
00:17:08,205 --> 00:17:09,339
I got to work through
some stuff today,
337
00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:11,007
and you know what?
338
00:17:11,008 --> 00:17:14,410
I'm feeling a lot better.
339
00:17:14,411 --> 00:17:18,081
Well...
340
00:17:18,082 --> 00:17:20,049
That's great.
341
00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:22,936
And, let's just
be in this together.
342
00:17:22,937 --> 00:17:24,220
All right?
343
00:17:24,221 --> 00:17:26,089
I mean, I was dumb for thinking
I could sell cookies,
344
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:28,525
and, you were dumb
for renting the store.
345
00:17:30,127 --> 00:17:33,396
There's plenty of dumb
to go around here.
346
00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:37,066
And, um, anyway,
what did you want to show me?
347
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,801
No, it's not important.
348
00:17:38,802 --> 00:17:40,370
It never is.
349
00:17:43,507 --> 00:17:45,275
I'm just kidding.
350
00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:47,944
I'm just kidding.
351
00:17:47,945 --> 00:17:49,278
All right, look.
352
00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:53,216
If you need to work late,
if that makes you feel better,
353
00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:56,803
I'm okay with it,
I'm good here.
354
00:17:56,804 --> 00:18:01,474
Jen and I found
a new show to watch, actually.
355
00:18:01,475 --> 00:18:04,727
It's a nature thing.
356
00:18:04,728 --> 00:18:05,728
It's one of
those deals where
357
00:18:05,729 --> 00:18:08,598
dumb animals
do stupid things?
358
00:18:10,768 --> 00:18:13,403
Pretty much.
359
00:18:13,404 --> 00:18:15,488
I'll warm up your dinner.
360
00:18:15,489 --> 00:18:18,908
I'm gonna finish my banana.
361
00:18:24,215 --> 00:18:25,582
Given our legs
were in a tangle,
362
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,717
and we'd all
had a lot to drink,
363
00:18:27,718 --> 00:18:30,620
it was an
understandable mistake.
364
00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:36,459
Okay, now you know,
and we can all move on.
365
00:18:39,096 --> 00:18:40,930
Dude, we held hands.
366
00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:43,716
They're not moving on
for years.
367
00:18:45,102 --> 00:18:49,672
I mean, it was just
a matter of time for you two.
368
00:18:49,673 --> 00:18:52,308
All the tension,
the need for release.
369
00:18:52,309 --> 00:18:54,077
Mm.
370
00:18:54,078 --> 00:18:57,547
Stop it, don't touch me,
I don't want to be touched.
371
00:18:57,548 --> 00:19:01,084
That's not
what he said.
372
00:19:01,085 --> 00:19:02,819
What on earth
are you doing?
373
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:03,920
I'm trying to
get on their side,
374
00:19:03,921 --> 00:19:06,823
I don't like it here.
375
00:19:06,824 --> 00:19:10,293
Plus my back is
still killing me.
376
00:19:10,294 --> 00:19:12,595
Way to go, slugger.
377
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:18,134
Uh, you know what
you guys both need
378
00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:19,669
is a
shot of testosterone.
379
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,704
Oh, already getting them.
380
00:19:21,705 --> 00:19:25,341
That's not what I meant.
381
00:19:25,342 --> 00:19:28,611
Adam and I discovered something
that might help you gals
382
00:19:28,612 --> 00:19:31,014
erase the memory
of last night.
383
00:19:33,484 --> 00:19:35,217
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
384
00:19:35,218 --> 00:19:36,603
Oh!
Trick shot!
385
00:19:36,604 --> 00:19:38,921
Yeah!
386
00:19:38,922 --> 00:19:40,023
Nice work.
387
00:19:40,024 --> 00:19:41,157
Yeah.
388
00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:43,059
Fancy another game,
old man?
389
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:45,028
Oh, you know what?
Bring it.
390
00:19:45,029 --> 00:19:46,129
I think this is working.
391
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,398
I'm starting to
feel more manly already.
392
00:19:48,399 --> 00:19:49,866
Indeed.
393
00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:53,436
I too feel masculinity
cascading from stem to stern.
394
00:19:55,756 --> 00:19:56,873
This one's
still got a ways to go.
395
00:19:56,874 --> 00:19:59,208
Yeah.
Head in play.
396
00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:00,743
This show just
keeps getting better.
397
00:20:00,744 --> 00:20:02,545
I like the way they added
these new characters
398
00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:04,447
to keep it fresh.
399
00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:07,583
Ow, ow, ow!
400
00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:09,252
My back, I can't move!
401
00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:10,953
What are you doing?
402
00:20:10,954 --> 00:20:12,254
Aah!
403
00:20:12,255 --> 00:20:13,556
Stop the game!
404
00:20:13,557 --> 00:20:16,259
He's mounting me!
405
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:18,094
I'll allow it!
406
00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:19,162
Ow, my back!
407
00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:21,331
I can't move!
408
00:20:21,332 --> 00:20:23,299
Did not see that coming.
409
00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:44,519
Uh-oh.
410
00:20:49,158 --> 00:20:50,592
Wait, I think
they're on to us.
411
00:20:50,593 --> 00:20:53,962
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