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Ugh, that dress is awful.
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Construction is so shoddy.
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Yeah, but the design
is really fashion forward.
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Look at that draping.
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That's right,
I said "draping."
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Hey, guys.
Hey.
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I need to borrow a book
a guy would like.
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Is it for Adam?
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'Cause we don't have anything
that pops up.
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No. It's for my new friend,
Charlie.
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I started volunteering
to read to the elderly.
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Really? What made you
start doing that?
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Was it court ordered?
A little glug, glug?
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Little pow, pow?
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Why do so many
of the titles start with.
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The Big Bathroom Book of?
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I find the Triple B series
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to be entertaining
and succinct.
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I will go with a novel
since I won't be reading
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to Charlie in the bathroom.
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If he's wearing a diaper,
every room's the bathroom.
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It's the thing Jeff most looks
forward to about getting old.
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Well, it's good to have goals.
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See you guys later.
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So Jen's off helping others
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while we're spending
our Saturday in sweats,
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watching mindless TV
and eating kids cereal
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right out of the box.
Yeah.
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We win.
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I have all day.
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♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪
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♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪
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♪ With you by my side ♪
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♪ There is no denyin' ♪
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♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪
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Hey, I...
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What is that smell?
Are you wearing cologne?
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Cologne? Please.
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It's pheromones
from a bull moose
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in rutting season, dip wipe.
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Yeah, 'cause you're interviewing
for a new assistant today.
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Yeah. That last one
was such a whiner.
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I was tired
of all her questions.
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Well, "where am I?" and
"how long I've been out for?"
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are legitimate questions.
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Well, that's water and hush
money under the bridge.
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So how's it looking out there?
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Is the casting couch
filling up?
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Oh, take a look for yourself.
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Dude,
what's with the meat locker?
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Oh. Remember? You're not allowed
to hire women anymore.
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What? Why?
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Didn't you get
the 15-page reprimand
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hand-delivered
by company attorneys?
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I thought that was a joke.
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What am I gonna do
with a male assistant?
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What do you do
with a female assistant?
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I don't know. Sniff their hair,
tell 'em to bend over
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and pick stuff up.
It's all in the reprimand.
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Now I smell like moose whiz
for nothing.
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I don't even know
how to pick a guy.
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My normal interview questions
don't apply.
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All right. "Question one:
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Can I get you a cocktail?"
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I don't like to drink alone.
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Oh, my God. You actually
ask them the second question?
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Well, presumably
they've had a cocktail.
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Let's just start the
interviewing. Who's up first?
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Ow!
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You. Come on in.
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Mr. Dunbar.
It's an honor to meet you.
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Here's my resume.
And your bagel.
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Timmy, huh?
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Did that bagel hit the ground?
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No, just me.
Great. You're hired.
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Uh, Russell.
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What? He caught the bagel.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Get this. Guy on the elevator
just tried talking to me.
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Just shut up
and look at the numbers.
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Hi.
Hi.
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What's all this crap?
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Last night I had an epiphany.
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I'm surprised,
it wasn't even my A game.
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No. I don't mean that,
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Although that would be
an epiphany too.
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No. Jen's volunteering
made me realize
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I don't do anything
to help other people.
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You didn't know that?
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I want to do more.
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So I got the number from Jen
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and I signed up to read
to the elderly too.
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Oh. Here we go.
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What does that mean?
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Well, You have a habit
of getting on these.
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"I'm gonna be
a better person" kicks.
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And you always end up quitting
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and then feeling bad
about yourself.
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I do not always quit.
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Really?
Being a vegetarian,
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reducing your carbon footprint,
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meditating.
Hey!
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It was hard to meditate
with you
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constantly trying
to feel me up.
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Well, you were just
sitting there.
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This time is gonna be
different.
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No. No, it isn't.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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This time I'm committed
to helping an actual person.
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Tell you what. If I'm wrong,
I will volunteer too.
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But if I'm right and you quit,
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you owe me one
"Jeff's Choice."
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If you don't think
you can do it...
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All right, all right,
you're on.
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But trust me,
you're going down.
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No, no. I said
"Jeff's Choice."
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Hey, where's Timmy?
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He's off doing
some assistant work.
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Kid's got a sharp mind,
he's a real go-getter.
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Okay, sir, I just finished
alphabetizing your erotica.
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Above and beyond, I like that.
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Seriously? You've got an MBA.
No. No, it's fine.
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One must start at the bottom.
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A rule clearly followed
by many of the actors
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in your film collection.
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However,
I did have some thoughts
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about the Brooklyn Shipyard
redevelopment...
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Yeah, and I wanna hear 'em.
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But, quickly, can you just do
that thing for Adam?
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Really, sir, I don't...
Come on. It's fun.
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Bond. James Bond.
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Never gets old.
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Debatable, sir.
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Well, I'm off to, uh,
pick up your prescriptions,
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your dry cleaning,
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and two giant gumballs
from the machine
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in the Times Square arcade.
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Yeah. And don't you quit
till you get a red one.
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Naturally, sir.
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Mr. Rhodes? Would you like
a giant gumball as well?
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No, Timmy, I am not gonna make
you get me a stupid gumball.
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Thank you, sir.
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Unless they have
the speckled kind.
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I'll take one of those.
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"Her bosom heaved as Lance
whispered softly in her ear... "
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What?
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"H-Her bosom heaved... "
Speak up!
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"Her bosom heaved
as Lance... "
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Take a lozenge.
Thank you.
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Oh, God, there's hair on them.
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All right, where were we?
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Don't let me interrupt you.
I just have to...
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I should step out.
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No, no. Sit down.
Keep reading!
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Keep reading!
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"It's a dream being here
with you."
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"I Hope this...
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magical moment never... "
Be careful!
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Oh, no. No!
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Steven, get a mop!
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Well,
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if it isn't Leonardo DiCaprio
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and the Titanic.
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Who's this guy?
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This is Russell's new assistant,
Timmy.
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You got me,
I-I do look like Leo.
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So where's Russell?
Running late, sir.
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Would you mind sitting next
to Mr. Bingham?
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Mr. Dunbar likes to see both
of your reactions
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to his hilarity.
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Seriously, who is this guy?
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Well, see you guys met Timmy.
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So, what'd you go with?
Leo and Titanic, sir.
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Cut them to the core,
just as you predicted.
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By the way, we have
a 3:00 meeting with...
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Oh, all business matters
go through Timmy.
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Timmy,
would you tell Russell...
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I'm sorry,
Mr. Dunbar's at lunch.
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He's right there!
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We'll call back.
Where can we reach you?
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I'm right here.
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What's this?
We haven't even ordered yet.
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I called in ahead. So, sir,
saltines, oyster crackers?
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Surprise me.
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Ooh, check her out.
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Would you like me to pursue
that opportunity
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and obtain her contact
information?
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While you enjoy your soup?
You would do that for me?
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If you would take a look
at my idea
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for the Brooklyn Shipyard
project. You did say you would.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
I will, okay, I promise.
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Then it'll be my pleasure.
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SpongeBob, squarehead.
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So you don't love reading
to the elderly,
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it's not the end of the world.
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This is nothing
like I expected.
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I mean, she is almost deaf.
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I am not reading
to the elderly,
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I'm screaming at them!
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You're screaming at me.
Oh, what does it matter?
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We're the only people
who can hear in this place.
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Look,
I've been doing this awhile.
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So I know how difficult
it can be.
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Well, I can't quit.
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Then I'd have to face Jeff.
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He thinks it's just
another one of my "kicks."
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Oh, like when you were gonna
start walking to work,
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or read more, or stop
drinking so much wine...
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Boy, you'd think
with all your volunteering
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you wouldn't have had time
to make a list.
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Anyway, if I quit,
he's gonna do his.
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"I was right and you were wrong"
dance which, surprise,
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is performed in the nude.
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Jennifer, my dear,
there you are.
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Oh, hey! Audrey,
this is Charlie.
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A pleasure to meet you.
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You're kidding?
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This is who you got?
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I know, isn't he adorable?
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No, you're adorable.
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Ha, ha.
Oh, Charlie.
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Today he's reading to me.
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Is he?
Mm-hm.
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I thought we'd do so
while having lunch outside.
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My dear.
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Hang in there.
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In there.
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I got Timmy out in the plaza
scoping chicks for me.
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Timmy, see the girl in the tall
boots by the hot dog cart?
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You got her. Yeah.
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See if she's single.
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Oh, she has a boyfriend?
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Uh, see if she wants to get back
at him for anything.
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D-Don't you think you're taking
advantage of Timmy?
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Taking advantage or mentoring?
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Taking advantage.
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Or mentoring.
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Saying it slower
doesn't make it true.
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Timmy, girl in pink sweater
across the...
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Oh. Oh, he hit a hot dog cart.
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Timmy, you down?
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Listen, if you can move.
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Get me a hot dog
with mustard and relish.
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So, what are you saying, you
don't want to volunteer anymore?
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
I am not quitting.
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I can't quit. Or my husband...
Are you married?
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No, I don't need that.
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Well, it's just that,
you know, since I'm new,
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maybe there's a patient
who's a little less challenging.
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Actually, we assigned you Edie
because you're new.
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00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,701
Most of our other residents
have far more difficult issues.
252
00:11:32,701 --> 00:11:36,434
Are you kidding me?
Her room is like a monkey cage.
253
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:39,667
I'm sorry, it's just...
254
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:42,767
I was hoping maybe
I could get somebody...
255
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,868
like Charlie, for example.
256
00:11:44,868 --> 00:11:46,901
Charlie already has a volunteer.
257
00:11:46,901 --> 00:11:48,067
We could trade.
258
00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:50,400
I don't think we could do that.
259
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,667
Maybe we can.
260
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:54,834
Say, Charlie in exchange for...
261
00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:56,334
Andrew Jackson?
262
00:12:08,234 --> 00:12:10,234
Oh, hey.
263
00:12:10,234 --> 00:12:13,801
So how was your picnic
with Jay Gatsby?
264
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,701
Why should I tell you,
geezer thief?
265
00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:19,067
What are you talking about? I...
Save it.
266
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:21,601
Miss Alberts told me about
your lame bribe attempt.
267
00:12:21,601 --> 00:12:25,033
Damn it.
I should've gone with a 50.
268
00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:27,234
I'm sorry, I was desperate.
269
00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:29,968
I'm just gonna have to tell Jeff
he was right and face the music.
270
00:12:29,968 --> 00:12:33,300
And the disturbing dance
that goes with it.
271
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:37,067
Or you could buck up and realize
you're comforting someone
272
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:39,067
who probably doesn't have
much longer to live.
273
00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:41,901
You're right.
274
00:12:43,534 --> 00:12:45,567
You're right.
275
00:12:50,434 --> 00:12:52,901
Hey.
276
00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:09,901
What, you got a cold?
277
00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:12,467
No. I'm sad, Jeff.
278
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:15,434
Don't worry, it's just a cold.
279
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:20,367
I'm sad because...
280
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:24,200
my dear friend Edie, she...
281
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,067
This is hard.
282
00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:35,868
Edie passed away.
283
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:40,033
She passed away? When?
284
00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:41,701
Today.
285
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:44,501
With me right there
at her bedside.
286
00:13:46,634 --> 00:13:48,934
Really?
Yeah.
287
00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:51,133
I just finished
the day's reading and...
288
00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:55,100
and she reached out
and I took her hand, and...
289
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,701
this part just blew me away.
290
00:13:57,701 --> 00:14:00,734
She smiled and whispered,
291
00:14:00,734 --> 00:14:03,634
"thank you, kind angel."
292
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:10,501
And then she was gone.
293
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,133
Oh.
It was a powerful moment.
294
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:16,934
So...
295
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:21,100
I guess our bet is off.
296
00:14:24,734 --> 00:14:27,801
Edie called five minutes ago.
297
00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:33,901
You left your sunglasses.
298
00:14:35,234 --> 00:14:37,467
What?
299
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:38,834
Wow!
300
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:43,767
She was only sleeping!
301
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:51,801
What a relief!
This is wonderful news!
302
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,634
That's what you're going with?
303
00:14:55,634 --> 00:14:57,234
Yes.
304
00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:05,100
Not to be a pest, sir,
305
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,667
but have you had an opportunity
to look over my proposal yet?
306
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,934
You know what I haven't,
but it's on my to do list.
307
00:15:09,934 --> 00:15:12,200
I keep your to do list, sir.
Oh.
308
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,067
Okay.
Why don't you take lunch?
309
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:16,000
Yes.
Mmm.
310
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000
Oh, hey, kettle corn. Whoo-ooh.
311
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,634
That's a good batch.
312
00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:22,734
Mm. You know,
this would be a great cereal.
313
00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:24,567
Pour some milk in a bowl.
You want to?
314
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:27,334
You want me to get bowls?
Oh.
315
00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:29,000
All right then,
see you in ten minutes.
316
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,567
Bye, bye.
Who was that?
317
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,133
Oh, after I ran
into the hot dog cart,
318
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,934
the girl in the pink sweater
helped me up.
319
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,267
My girl in the pink sweater?
320
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:39,100
Yes. We got to talking,
made lunch plans.
321
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:42,534
Timmy, can you close
the door for a second? Ahem.
322
00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:46,567
Timmy, are you familiar
with Dunbar Company Policy?
323
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:49,367
Every word, sir.
324
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,667
Okay. Well...
325
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:54,834
I'm gonna guess that they're
pretty strict about conducting
326
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:57,033
personal business
on company time.
327
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:59,467
Quite frankly,
I am very disappointed in you.
328
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:00,934
I'm sorry, Mr. Dunbar,
329
00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:03,367
I felt since I'd accumulated
so many numbers for you...
330
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,267
For me? Oh, right, for me,
331
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:07,267
because you work for me.
Yes.
332
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,167
And I've done everything
you've asked of me,
333
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:11,267
including things
I find quite unsavory.
334
00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:14,167
He's talking about
all the porn.
335
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:17,033
Yes, thank you.
336
00:16:17,033 --> 00:16:19,868
Now, sir, I realize
I have to pay my dues,
337
00:16:19,868 --> 00:16:22,300
but I don't feel
that I'm being taken seriously.
338
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,300
Can I try on your glasses?
No!
339
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,701
I cannot continue
to be your assistant
340
00:16:27,701 --> 00:16:29,968
if there's no chance
for professional advancement.
341
00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:32,367
You will find my resignation
on your desk in the morning,
342
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,167
along with your final hot
Croissan'Wich.
343
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,100
Timmy, don't go.
344
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:39,167
You're right. I've been remiss.
I tell you what.
345
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,501
I'm gonna read your report
right now.
346
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,334
Where is that report?
It was right...
347
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,400
No. You stuck it under
the table leg here
348
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,868
so it wouldn't wobble.
349
00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:49,267
No, no, no.
350
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:51,734
I didn't put the report under
so won't wobble.
351
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:56,334
I put the table on the report
so wouldn't blow away.
352
00:16:56,334 --> 00:17:00,701
How stupid
do you think I am, sir?
353
00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:04,934
I mean, you're clearly,
clearly, taking advantage of me.
354
00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:06,601
Taking advantage or mentoring?
355
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:07,868
What?
356
00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:11,701
Or mentoring.
357
00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:14,701
I suppose I hadn't thought
of it that way, sir.
358
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,200
You gotta be kidding me.
359
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,901
Why do you think I chose you?
360
00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:21,033
I assume because
I caught the bagel.
361
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,133
No, no. I saw something in you.
362
00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:24,534
Something that made me think:
363
00:17:24,534 --> 00:17:26,100
"You're the guy."
364
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,701
You could be the guy
that could shine.
365
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,901
No, no.
Thrive at D-Dunbar Group.
366
00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:32,367
But you know, maybe I'm wrong.
367
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:34,067
No, sir, you're not.
No, no. I'm wrong.
368
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,901
You're not wrong at all.
I...
369
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:39,400
Here's the thing.
Perhaps being...
370
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,634
fresh out of Business School,
I was so focused on advancement,
371
00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:45,701
I did not recognize your
unconventional tutelage.
372
00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:47,868
No, Timmy, you didn't.
373
00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:49,801
And you know how that
made me feel?
374
00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,901
I guess I didn't take
into consideration...
375
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:56,234
Bad, it made me feel bad.
376
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:59,901
Now, lucky for you, I'm a big
believer in second chances.
377
00:17:59,901 --> 00:18:02,434
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you ever so much.
378
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,634
I'll see you after lunch.
379
00:18:03,634 --> 00:18:04,734
Okay.
380
00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,300
Mr. Rhodes.
381
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:12,367
I can't believe he bought
that mentoring crap.
382
00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:17,100
Or can you?
383
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,834
What happened?
Is it Edie?
384
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:25,100
I'm very sorry
to tell you this,
385
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,334
but Miss Bennett passed away.
386
00:18:27,334 --> 00:18:31,300
She couldn't have done
this yesterday?
387
00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:35,033
Hey, you didn't happen to see
388
00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:37,100
a pair of sunglasses
in there, did you?
389
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,367
Hey. Shouldn't you be
at the home?
390
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:46,033
You're not gonna believe this,
391
00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:48,801
but Edie died.
392
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:51,200
Really? No, uh,
393
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,467
"thank you, kind angel"?
394
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,801
It's not a joke, Jeff.
395
00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:58,968
She really died.
Huh.
396
00:18:58,968 --> 00:19:01,367
If she kicked one day sooner,
397
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,834
you would've been
sitting pretty.
398
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:07,801
Yeah. Trust me,
I did that math.
399
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:09,067
But then I started to think
400
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:13,634
that somehow, karmically,
this is my fault.
401
00:19:13,634 --> 00:19:15,567
Audrey...
No, really.
402
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:18,801
When I was nine
I was so jealous of my sister.
403
00:19:18,801 --> 00:19:20,601
I wished
she would hurt her ankle
404
00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:23,901
so she wouldn't make
the pep squad. And she did.
405
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:27,868
You pushed her off the porch.
406
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:29,067
You didn't...
407
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:32,367
push Edie off the porch,
did you?
408
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:34,868
No. But looks like you win.
409
00:19:34,868 --> 00:19:38,167
So nude up. Start dancing.
410
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:40,400
The "I was right and you were
wrong" dance is no fun
411
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,667
when you're already sad.
412
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,901
I should just accept it.
413
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:47,033
I am not a good person.
414
00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:49,000
Hey, don't say that.
You are a good person.
415
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,701
Ah, I appreciate that
but it's not true.
416
00:19:51,701 --> 00:19:53,267
Sure it is. I mean,
who else out there
417
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,033
would continue to try
and be better over
418
00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:57,701
and over again
without ever succeeding?
419
00:19:57,701 --> 00:20:00,367
And what do people
always tell children?
420
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,200
It's not whether you win
or you lose,
421
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,300
it's whether you try your best.
422
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,400
And you always try your best.
423
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,701
That is so sweet.
424
00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:12,334
Thank you.
425
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:14,000
Feel better?
I do.
426
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,267
A little less sad?
427
00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:18,834
Yeah.
Good.
428
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:21,467
♪ I was right
And you were wrong ♪
429
00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:24,033
♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah ♪
430
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:26,400
♪ I was right
And you were wrong ♪
431
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,767
♪ All the doo-dah day ♪
432
00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:31,067
♪ Doo-dah-doo-dah-la ♪
433
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,100
What's up, Timmy?
434
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,667
Mr. Rhodes.
435
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,167
What the hell?
436
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:46,634
I'm sorry, sir.
He's not in.
437
00:20:46,634 --> 00:20:48,634
Yes, he is.
438
00:20:48,634 --> 00:20:51,367
No, he's not.
439
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,634
But I can see him.
440
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,234
No, you can't.
441
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,067
Would you care to leave
a number?
31645
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