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That was great, man.
I love watching games
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on your hi-def TV.
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You keeping bringing
that six-pack admission charge,
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and you're welcome anytime.
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All I know is, when I watch
my regular low-def TV,
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I wanna stab myself in the eyes
with a fork.
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Well, don't do that. Then
you won't be able
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to find your way over here
with the beer.
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See you later.
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Oh. Oh.
Oh, hey.
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I just saw Jennifer
in the hall.
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She's got a present
for you.
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Ooh, I'll bet she does.
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What is it?
I'm not gonna ruin the surprise.
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But make sure you are excited
when she gives it to you.
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I bet--
Okay, shut up.
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Well, I can't wait to see it.
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Uh, hey, uh,
can grab a beer to go?
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Yeah, sure, help yourself.
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And how was girls' night out?
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Did you guys play Truth or Dare
and try on each other's bras?
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Actually, it was fun.
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Once you get those girls
out of the office,
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they are not afraid to drink.
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You know Theresa?
I don't think so.
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No, you've only met her
about nine times.
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She and her husband
are swingers.
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Maybe I should meet her
a tenth time.
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You know Mary?
Who?
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You call her Bug Eyes.
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Bug Eyes,
that's a great nickname.
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Tonight, she told us
she and her husband
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only have phone sex.
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Probably because he doesn't
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wanna look into those
buggy eyes.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Do you talk about our sex life
with your girlfriends?
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Well, come on.
I gotta contribute something.
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Tonight I told them that
when you sweat during sex,
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your chest hair
looks like the rain forest.
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And?
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And that's it.
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That's how you compete
with swinging and phone sex?
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Sweaty chest hair?
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Why, what do you
want me to tell them?
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I don't know, maybe something
that includes the words
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"satisfied," "exhausted"
or maybe "filthy."
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Oh, yeah? Are those the kind
of stories
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you tell Russell and Adam?
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I don't tell stories to them.
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Oh, please!
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Do not tell me
you guys don't talk about sex.
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They do. Adam implies things,
Russell gives details
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and demonstrates with
the salt and pepper shakers.
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But I'm a gentleman.
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But maybe now
I'll just tell them everything.
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Everything?
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All right,
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both things.
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Um, this isn't the front end
of some kind of bulimia thing,
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is it?
No.
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I don't always
eat like this.
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Oh. Like Jodie Foster in Nell?
Ha-ha!
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I think you're older
than I am.
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Oh, no. I-- I caught it
on Nickelodeon the other night.
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Are you gonna eat
your bacon?
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No, no, go ahead.
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So, uh, your appetite for food
this morning
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almost matches your appetite
for me last night.
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You were pretty energetic
yourself.
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Ha-ha! Well, the little guy's
got something to prove.
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Anyway, I'm glad I decided to
cut through the park yesterday,
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or I would never have seen you
playing guitar.
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Yeah, sorry I didn't know
that song you requested.
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Oh, yeah, you should learn it.
"9 to 5," it's a classic.
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So am I gonna see you again?
Well, I'm a really good cook.
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How about tonight I go to
your place and make you dinner?
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Ooh,
how Ward and June Cleaver.
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I mean, uh,
Ross and Rachel.
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I'll tell the doorman
to let you in.
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And as a way
of saying thanks,
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I've got a surprise for you.
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What?
I'm not gonna finish my bagel.
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Okay, we got time.
Mm, mm.
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When I saw this, I thought
it would be perfect for you.
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Uh, is it a machine that
makes your clothes fall off?
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Heh. No, that machine
is called a corkscrew.
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Hey, go ahead, open it.
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All right.
Hee-hee!
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Wow.
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This is for me?
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Do you like it?
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Look at it.
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Oh. Oh, I bet
there's something inside.
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Yes, there is.
Ahh.
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It's a pad
for the shoulder strap.
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Wo-- Wow. It's so cushy.
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What's the occasion?
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Well, I saw you
taping up your old backpack.
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I thought
you're doing so well at work,
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you should look more stylish.
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You know, more like
a real grownup.
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Oh, but-- But my backpack
has a four-pen cubby.
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Look, I had to go
to like three different stores,
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and I was so excited
when I saw this one.
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Ah, the other ones
weren't this great?
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Okay, I know it's not something
you would normally use,
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but trust me, I know style.
These are very in.
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Come on, try it on.
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Uh, mm, okay.
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Okay, walk around.
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Come on, strut your stuff.
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You're a rising young executive
about town.
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I mean...
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You look fabulous.
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Heh-heh. I feel fabulous.
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Totally. Oh, my God.
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What is that?
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It was a gift
from Jennifer.
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And now it's a gift for us.
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I, uh--
I didn't say anything,
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because I figured
we could do it together.
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Hey, why don't you
just not do it?
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Whoo,
don't get your panties--
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Which I assume
are in your purse.
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--in a bunch.
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It's not a purse,
okay?
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It's a messenger bag.
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And the message is:
It's a purse.
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Mm-hm.
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Probably no panties
in there, though.
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No room,
what with all the douches.
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All right,
look, I don't like it either.
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But Jennifer
was so excited,
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she made
such an effort to find it,
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I-I just couldn't
disappoint her.
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That's very nice of you, but now
you're stuck using it forever.
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Yep, all the way
through menopause.
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Make your stupid jokes,
all right? But guess what.
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Last night
wasn't the only gift I got.
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Ooh, I'm listening.
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All right,
so I'm taking a shower.
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Jennifer decides to join me.
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Rub-a-dub-dub.
I'm getting it in the tub.
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Not bad, but check this out:
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Yesterday, I cut through
the park,
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I see some chick
playing the guitar.
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After 10 minutes of pretending
I like the Grateful Dead,
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who suck,
we go back to my place
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and we proceed to do it
everywhere.
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We go in the bedroom.
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In the kitchen-- Wha--? Yeah.
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In the living room.
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"I'm tired." "I'm not."
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Hey, I got a story to tell.
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Yeah?
Ah, really?
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Couple years back--
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"Couple years back"?
All right.
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All right, okay.
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You know what?
All right, more recently,
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I, uh...
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That bag is for girls.
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I am shocked you wanted to
meet me here. You hate shopping.
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I don't know what you're
talking about. I love shopping.
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How you doing?
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Here you go.
Okay.
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I am gonna
model the dresses for you.
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You tell me
which one you like best.
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The one marked "clearance."
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Done.
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Go ahead.
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You gonna help me?
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Yes, I am.
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Oh, are you crazy?
What are--?
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Crazy for love.
Come on, let's live a little.
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No. No. No.
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Not here. No.
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Why not?
Uh, well, for starters,
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I'd be looking at my butt
from 12 different angles.
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Come on,
what's gotten into you?
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You had no good stories
to tell your friends,
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I had none to tell mine.
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This could be a good story.
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Once upon a time
I had you in a dressing room.
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You do know there's other people
in here, right?
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Sorry.
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Things aren't dull.
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They're fine.
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Oh, stop with the dirty talk.
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All right, maybe our sex could
be a little more creative
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and spontaneous.
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Starting now.
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I'm here with my grandmother.
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Shush, they're about to do it.
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Okay, okay, look.
Y-you want spontaneous?
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Let's go get a room
at the Winser Suites right now.
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Now, look, if I'm paying
for a four-star hotel,
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I expect four-star sex.
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Oh, I think, actually,
it's a five-star hotel.
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All right. Well, better stop
and get some Gatorade.
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Oh, look at that,
they fixed it.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Stupid low-def TV.
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Dumb bag.
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Hey.
Hey.
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I just ran into Russell.
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We're meeting him and his
new girlfriend for a movie.
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Girlfriend? What,
she's his girlfriend now?
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I guess. Russell says she's over
at his place all the time now,
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so it's girlfriend or hostage.
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Either way,
she's handcuffed to the bed.
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That's gonna be a disturbing
salt and pepper reenactment.
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What you doing?
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Ah, just watching some tube
with the bag.
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Have you gotten
any compliments about it?
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Compliments? No.
No compliments.
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I've got some comments, though,
from the guys.
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Well, that's typical.
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Those guys make fun of you
for anything.
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They make fun of you
for using hair gel.
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What do they say?
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Who cares what those idiots
think?
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They know nothing about style.
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They know how to insult it.
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Well, they should talk. Russell
always looks like he's wearing
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a Starsky and Hutch
Halloween costume.
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Hey, why don't you take the bag
to the movie tonight?
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That'll show Russell
you don't care what he thinks.
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Ah, or we can leave it here.
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I mean, it's not like
I'm carrying anything.
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That is another benefit
of the bag.
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We can use it to sneak drinks in
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so we don't have to pay
their crazy prices.
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That-- But it's kind of how
they make their money, though.
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And look.
There's still so much room.
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I don't even have to
bring my purse. Hee!
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That makes one of us.
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Whoa-ho-ho,
nice room.
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Not for long.
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We are going to wreck this place
with some crazy sex.
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Hey, midtown, enjoy the show.
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All right.
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What do you think about this?
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I like it.
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But it too will be destroyed.
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Hey, big boy.
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Why don't you call room service
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and, uh, have them bring us
some champagne and strawberries
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and maybe a little
whipped cream?
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You look so hot--
Hee-hee-hee!
252
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:27,067
--I'm almost not thinking
about the delivery surcharge
253
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:29,567
and mandatory 18 percent
gratuity.
254
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:32,300
Almost.
255
00:12:33,701 --> 00:12:35,634
I gotta tell you,
256
00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:37,234
I really like
your whole attitude
257
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,467
about, uh-- Whoa.
Look at this.
258
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,400
Happy hour
in the hospitality suite.
259
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:46,267
Complimentary wine and cheese,
hot hors d'oeuvres, sushi.
260
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:49,200
Hmmm. You know,
they call it complimentary,
261
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,701
but it--
It's built into the price.
262
00:12:50,701 --> 00:12:52,701
And so we lose money
if we don't go.
263
00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:53,901
It ends at 6:30.
264
00:12:53,901 --> 00:12:55,767
Ah! It's almost 6 now.
265
00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:58,000
Uh, wh-what about
destroying the room
266
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,100
with our crazy, nasty sex?
267
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,367
Oh, we're doing that.
268
00:13:01,968 --> 00:13:03,934
No doubt.
269
00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:05,968
But how about
we go to happy hour,
270
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,234
chug a lot of fancy wine,
271
00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:09,000
we make dinner
out of the hors d'oeuvres,
272
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,501
come back here, tear it up?
273
00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:13,234
Ha-ha-ha!
Best of both worlds.
274
00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:14,267
I'll go get dressed.
275
00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:15,667
All right,
see you down there.
276
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,467
Claire
seems pretty cool.
277
00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,434
Yeah, she is.
She's different.
278
00:13:32,434 --> 00:13:35,868
I don't have to take her out
to fancy restaurants or clubs.
279
00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:38,167
She's happy just hanging out
at my place.
280
00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,801
Sounds nice.
She appreciates
the little things.
281
00:13:40,801 --> 00:13:43,234
That's perfect for you.
282
00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:45,834
Purse.
283
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:48,133
I don't care what you think,
okay?
284
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,501
This thing
isn't that bad.
285
00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:52,167
I mean, look.
That guy has one too.
286
00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:54,501
See? He looks pretty cool.
287
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,234
Thank you.
288
00:14:07,234 --> 00:14:09,367
Thank you.
That's so excellent.
289
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:12,734
I don't think it's possible
290
00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:15,434
to drink more wine in that short
a time than we just did.
291
00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:18,234
Not without a funnel.
292
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:20,634
I'll put the sushi
in the minibar for later.
293
00:14:20,634 --> 00:14:23,300
God, this bed
is so comfortable.
294
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:26,434
All the better
for the doing it.
295
00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:27,601
Ahhh.
So, what do you say?
296
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,901
You gonna shimmy back
into that sex getup
297
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:31,300
you had on before?
298
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,601
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I will, I will.
299
00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:34,267
Come here and snuggle
for one minute.
300
00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:35,267
Okay.
Okay.
301
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:38,167
All right. Good.
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
302
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:41,400
And, hey, you know what?
303
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,300
They got in-room movies.
304
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,300
Oh, yeah? Do you wanna
watch something dirty
305
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,567
to get us in the mood?
306
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,267
Nice.
307
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,567
Whoa. Spider-Man 3.
308
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:54,167
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That sounds good too.
309
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:56,701
Yeah? "On. Movies.
310
00:14:56,701 --> 00:15:02,133
"New releases.
Adventure. Spider-Man 3.
311
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,968
Thirteen ninety-five."
312
00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:08,067
Too buzzed to care. "Purchase."
313
00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:09,067
Okay.
314
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,234
And here we go.
315
00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:26,200
Mm-hm. Hm, yeah. Hee!
316
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,434
You had to call Jeff.
317
00:15:28,434 --> 00:15:31,000
Ask her if he's jealous
that he didn't get a kiss too.
318
00:15:32,634 --> 00:15:34,534
All right,
I'll talk to you later.
319
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,734
Heh! Okay.
320
00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:37,801
Whoa.
321
00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:41,434
Guy from Wings
is made out of sand.
322
00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:42,767
Can we go
to our seats now?
323
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,000
All right.
324
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,667
That's a great bag.
325
00:15:47,234 --> 00:15:48,167
Thanks.
326
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,100
Heh.
These two guys just told...
327
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,267
Wow, I haven't been
to this theatre
328
00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:02,300
since I used to live
on this side of town.
329
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,534
Oh, where do you live now?
All over, really.
330
00:16:04,534 --> 00:16:07,801
Sometimes 14th Street,
sometimes Christopher Street.
331
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,534
When I can,
I crash with friends.
332
00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:10,968
So you're between apartments?
333
00:16:10,968 --> 00:16:13,534
Yeah. Going on five years.
334
00:16:14,968 --> 00:16:17,300
I don't understand.
Where do you live?
335
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,267
I live in the moment.
336
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:22,133
Does the moment
have an address?
337
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:24,200
Some people
would call it homeless,
338
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,434
but I just don't wanna
be tied down to one place.
339
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:30,033
I can do what I want,
when I want.
340
00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:33,868
I get that.
And I'm not really into things.
341
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:37,267
Oh. I kinda like things.
342
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:39,934
But I once camped out overnight
for Bon Jovi tickets.
343
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:46,767
So does Russell know?
344
00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:50,334
No.
We mostly talk about him.
345
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:52,734
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
346
00:16:52,734 --> 00:16:56,300
Hey. Sorry to interrupt
the girl talk.
347
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:59,067
What is it? "I like shopping,
I like boys,
348
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:01,033
let's buy a scrunchie."
349
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:02,033
Heh! Am I close?
350
00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:03,167
Yeah, bull's-eye.
351
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,467
What?
352
00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:24,734
Hmm.
353
00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:27,033
Popcorn's so good.
You can have mine.
354
00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:29,434
Have some of ours.
Yeah, you want all this?
355
00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:30,534
I've got some Red Vines.
356
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:32,601
Oh, and my scarf.
Here's a scarf.
357
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:41,701
Oh, my God.
That was the most amazing night.
358
00:17:41,701 --> 00:17:43,667
Oh, definitely.
359
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:46,901
Best I ever had.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
360
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,934
Mmm.
361
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:52,934
I'm sorry we didn't have
crazy sex. Or any sex.
362
00:17:52,934 --> 00:17:56,133
It's fine. It was
the perfect night of sleep.
363
00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:59,234
Sex would have ruined it.
364
00:17:59,234 --> 00:18:01,901
Does this prove we're dull?
365
00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:04,267
Tsk! Look,
it's like you said, we're fine.
366
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:06,100
We have nothing to prove.
367
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,400
We've proven it already.
We have.
368
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,033
We have done it
in some pretty wild places.
369
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:14,467
Like stairwells, cars...
370
00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:17,234
...Canada.
371
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:21,400
You know, uh, there's an hour
and half before checkout.
372
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,601
We could still do it.
373
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,868
Or we could sleep some more.
374
00:18:24,868 --> 00:18:27,300
Ah, I was hoping you'd say that.
375
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,100
Tonight when we
get back to the apartment,
376
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,234
we can do it in that bed
that I now hate.
377
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:33,434
Mmm.
378
00:18:33,434 --> 00:18:35,100
Hey, can we play
real estate lady
379
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:38,567
showing a lonely businessman
an apartment he might rent?
380
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:39,834
Mmm.
381
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:41,934
Maybe the businessman
takes the real estate lady
382
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:45,267
out for an expensive,
romantic dinner first?
383
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:48,501
It seems a little
unprofessional.
384
00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:54,300
Hey, Adam.
Hey.
385
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,000
So how'd it go? You break things
off with Boxcar Willie?
386
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,901
Well, I was going to,
but then I realized
387
00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:02,267
even though she's homeless,
she's still a good person.
388
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,567
So I'm gonna keep seeing her.
389
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:06,033
Surprisingly deep.
Yeah, plus I look like a hero
390
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:08,701
giving her three hots
and a cot.
391
00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:12,200
And back to the shallow end.
392
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,267
Saves a lot of money
on dates.
393
00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:17,601
Your leftovers, her dinner.
394
00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:20,968
Hey, could I get a to-go
container for this, please?
395
00:19:20,968 --> 00:19:23,267
Guys, got a great story.
All right.
396
00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:26,133
All right, so Audrey and I
just finished playing
397
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:29,167
real estate lady
and lonely businessman, so--
398
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,868
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What
are you--? What are you doing?
399
00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:33,501
Yeah, come on.
What's the problem?
400
00:19:33,501 --> 00:19:37,801
Well, nothing's less hot
than a married guy's sex story.
401
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,267
She's your wife, man.
402
00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:41,300
Yeah, but she wasn't
acting like my wife.
403
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,067
She was, uh, Mona.
404
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:46,734
A buxom--
Ah! "Buxom." Why'd you say that?
405
00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:48,200
What are you doing?
406
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,868
Show your lady some respect.
407
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:56,200
Oh, wait, I chewed on that
piece. It's a little gristle.
408
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,767
Ah, I'll bury it in rice.
She'll never know.
409
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:01,334
Hey, sign the check. Let's go.
410
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,667
I got a pen.
411
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:14,200
Is, uh...?
412
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,701
Is that a, uh...?
413
00:20:15,701 --> 00:20:18,200
No wonder you're so cranky.
414
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,367
All right, you know what?
Here, here.
415
00:20:20,367 --> 00:20:22,934
Here's your new to-go bag.
All right.
416
00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:24,701
Then what are you gonna tell
Jennifer?
417
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,901
That I got mugged.
418
00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:29,000
By who, the Village People?
419
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,667
Claire.
420
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:41,567
Oh. Hey, Russell.
421
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:43,534
Hey.
422
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,000
Who's this guy?
423
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,968
Tim.
424
00:20:46,968 --> 00:20:50,300
We're part of the same
drum circle.
425
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:53,200
Oh. Well, were you guys
together or something?
426
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,367
I'm sorry, Russell.
It's over.
427
00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:56,868
What?
428
00:20:56,868 --> 00:20:58,367
What, you're
breaking up with me?
429
00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:03,033
But I have shelter.
430
00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:04,834
That's the thing.
You're just too trapped
431
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:06,968
by your material possessions.
432
00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:09,200
Oh, forgive me
for having an iPod.
433
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,234
Well, we did have
some good times, didn't we?
434
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:17,767
Kind of.
435
00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:21,767
Wow. Okay, great.
Um, I'll see you around.
436
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:25,400
Oh, and here's
some leftover chicken ๏ฟฝ la king.
437
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,234
Fabulous bag.
438
00:21:27,234 --> 00:21:29,067
You like it?
439
00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:33,234
Love it.
Ha-ha! It's yours.
440
00:21:33,234 --> 00:21:34,167
You'll be back.
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