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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I, uh-- I'm wearing the tie
we used last night.
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Mm-hm.
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Oh, how about--?
How about tonight
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you be the prisoner of love,
huh?
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Well, uh...
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Well, honey, I-- My--
My wrists are-- Are chafed.
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Oh, yeah. No. Yeah-- Yeah, I saw
the property yesterday,
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and I think-- I think it has
excellent building potential.
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Yeah.
Tell your fianc�e I said hi.
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Russell says hi.
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Ahem. All right,
I'll see you later.
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Prisoner of love?
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Yeah, well, I got caught
trespassing in her pants...
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and convicted in sex court.
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So gay. All right,
come on to my office.
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Hey, Danielle.
Hi, Russell.
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Listen, I wanted to talk to you
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about that waterfront project,
all right?
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There's something I really need,
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and that is to have sex
with my new assistant.
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You mean, that nice girl you
just didn't introduce me to?
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Yeah. Sorry, I just don't
want her to get too comfy.
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She's not gonna
be around here long.
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Company policy says
employees can't date.
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Well, it's your dad's company.
Talk to him.
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Well, that won't help.
He implemented the policy
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the day I started work.
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Just leave me out of this.
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I mean, this is a place
of business.
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I know, and I'm trying to get
down to business.
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But in order to ask her out,
I have to fire her.
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You can't do that.
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Oh, wait, you're right.
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Because if I fire her,
she'll be mad at me
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and then she won't
go out with me.
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No, you-- You can't do that
because it's wrong.
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Yes, it's wrong
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because I won't be getting
down to business.
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I get it.
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Ah, ah, ah, no bacon.
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Remember what the doctor said
about your cholesterol.
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We're really gonna listen
to a guy whose business card
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has a cartoon bunny
with a stethoscope on it?
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Yes. Because one day
I would like to celebrate
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our 50th wedding anniversary.
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Great, another party.
What's that gonna cost me?
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We have 37 years
to argue about it.
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Let's get started.
Why so much wine?
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Very cute. So listen,
Katy and Ray are all set
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to come over for dinner
on Saturday night.
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I really think
you're gonna like Ray.
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Why?
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What makes Ray different
than every other tool
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your friends married?
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You know, your attitude
going into this really stinks.
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I don't want to go into it.
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So "stinks"
is the right attitude.
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Look, I'm just trying to expand
our circle of friends
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to people outside
of our building, okay?
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We can't always hang out
with Adam and Jennifer.
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And it's not easy to...
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I'm sorry, what?
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Yeah, I said we need
more couple friends.
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Why do women feel the need
to keep accumulating friends?
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After college,
guys don't make new ones,
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we just cross old ones
off the list.
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Yes, and then
we have no friends,
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and we become some weird old
couple who run a lighthouse.
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I like lighthouses.
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They make me feel
more in proportion.
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You're gonna like Ray.
He works in finance, like you.
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He's a Mets fan and a Jets fan.
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And he also thinks
guys who wear fanny packs
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are not to be trusted.
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Has potential.
Mm-hm.
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Plus he knows everything
about wine and cheese,
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and every week
he sends Katy flowers.
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Potential fading.
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Eat your oatmeal.
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I see oats,
but I don't see a meal.
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Oh, hello.
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Hello, Adam.
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What are you doing
outside of my office?
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Oh, I assumed Russell told you.
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He said I'm your assistant now
due to some sort of restructure
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of the corporateness.
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The corporate--
Corporateness?
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Okay, ex--
Excuse me, I...
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What are you doing?
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Hey, hey, congratulations,
you've got a new assistant.
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By the way,
fire her by Friday,
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'cause I got us tickets
to see Journey.
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You want me to do
your dirty work for you.
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No. Just fire her.
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I'll do me own dirty work.
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I told you to leave me
out of this.
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Oh, come on.
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I'll console her, hang out
with her and have sex with her.
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Everybody wins.
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Only you win.
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That's what I meant
by "everybody."
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You know, you've overlooked
one flaw in your little plan:
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I've always wanted
an assistant.
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Afraid you're out of luck,
squirt.
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Am I?
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You see, like a chess master,
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I'm always one move ahead.
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Let me call your office.
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Hot 97 rocks my world.
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What the hell was that?
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She's trying to win
a radio contest.
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She's not that bright, and
she needs constant validation,
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which are wonderful traits
in a date,
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but problematic in an assistant.
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No way. No way, you are not
gonna win this chess match.
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Adam, is it all right
if I take lunch now?
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Uh, I-it's 8:30
in the morning.
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Heh! Oops.
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I have my watch on upside down.
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It's your move.
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May I suggest pawn fires bimbo?
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Mm. Well, I'm not
gonna fire her,
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so I think the next move is
Russell beats bishop.
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Oh.
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All right, now, take a sip
of your wine.
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It'll taste different
than it did 10 minutes ago.
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It does taste different.
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Let me try.
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Drink your own.
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I finished it. I liked the way
it tasted 10 minutes ago.
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I told you, Ray really knows
his stuff.
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Now, here, I want you
to smell this.
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I'm a fan, but, uh,
Audrey hates that game.
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He was talking
about the cheese, Jeff.
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Yes, Jeff.
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Now, if you'll grow up,
I'll cut the cheese.
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You beat me to that one.
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Jeff's off cheese, though.
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We're, uh, trying to lower
his cholesterol.
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We're also lowering
his will to live.
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I'll go get us some coffee.
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I'll, uh-- I'll help.
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Really?
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So you're having a good time.
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Yeah, you were right.
I like Ray.
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Yeah? What about Katy?
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Who's Katy?
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Yeah, she's fine,
but with couple friends,
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I only have to like the guy.
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Unless, um, we're tossing keys
into a bowl
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at the end of the night.
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Wasn't funny at our wedding,
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isn't funny now.
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Priest laughed.
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Jeff, the Knicks are in town
this week,
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and my company
has a skybox.
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You two wanna come?
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I speak for both of us
when I say yes,
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I'd love to go.
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Me too, that's so nice.
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I feel like we're going
on our second date.
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Well, then I'll expect more
than a kiss.
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Get the bowl.
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Oh, my God,
it's almost 9.
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I totally forgot to record
America's Next Top Model.
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Oh, we can watch it here.
I'll go get some ice cream.
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There is nothing better
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than eating in front
of starving models.
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If you two are gonna watch that,
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maybe Jeff and I will go
to a sports bar
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to catch the end of the game?
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I think I speak for both of them
when I say they would not mind.
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Oh,
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look at you two boys,
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going on your first
play date.
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Don't ruin it.
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You know, a couple may be
dropping out
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of our summer beach house.
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You guys like the beach?
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Yeah, but I gotta warn you
about how hairy Jeff is.
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Because if you're not ready,
it will hit you.
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Thanks for dinner, Audrey.
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I look forward to seeing you
at the game.
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And I look forward to seeing you
at home later. Mm.
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Mmm.
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Hey.
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Nice audible
with the sports bar.
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Yeah, well, if you liked
that audible,
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you'll love this: We're really
going to a strip club.
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Sounds good, but I was looking
forward to watching the game.
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Don't worry, they'll have it on.
Great.
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You know a place?
Oh, yeah.
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And trust me, the only thing
flat in there
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are the TV screens.
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I get that.
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I think it's great
Adam has an assistant.
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You're gonna lose this one.
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The only thing I'm gonna lose
is a night of sleep
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when Danielle and I gets it on.
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Who's that?
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Oh, that's Danielle.
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She can't find her way
out of the parking garage.
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She has a car?
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No.
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This could all end
if you just fire her.
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He's not gonna fire her
just so you can sleep with her.
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It's hard enough
for women in the workplace
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without having to deal
with stuff like this.
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Oh, I am woman, hear me bore.
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Look, you can't fire her.
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You were so excited
to have an assistant.
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That's because I thought
she'd make my job easier.
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Well, she still can.
Just because she's attractive
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doesn't mean
she can't learn.
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Train her so she can reach
her potential.
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Mm. You know, you're right.
I'll give her some guidance,
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I'm sure she'll be
a great assistant.
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So king me, chess master.
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That's checkers, idiot.
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Oh, hey, hon.
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Oh, hey. Did I wake you?
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No, I was reading.
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You guys have fun
watching the game?
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We had fun watching everything.
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I'm glad you hung out
with Ray.
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Maybe some of his charm
will rub off on you.
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What just rubbed off on me?
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Is that glitter?
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Funny story.
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Tell me you didn't drag Ray
to a strip club.
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I did not.
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Jeff, he is not
one of your clients.
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If Katy finds out, she'll think
you're a bad influence
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and not wanna see us.
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It was Ray's idea to go.
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Yeah, right.
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Ray does not strike me
as a strip club kind of guy.
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Maybe not from the waist up.
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But, uh...
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His, uh, lap
is like a dance floor.
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I can't believe you're throwing
Ray under the bus
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to save your own skin.
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Hey, Ray's the one who let one
of the girls complete the, uh...
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task at hand.
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What?
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Let's just say she tried
to start a fire
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the old-fashioned way.
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Oh, gross.
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Wine-and-cheese Ray?
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00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,934
Flowers-for-his-wife Ray?
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They're obviously guilt flowers.
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Uh, if I ever give you flowers,
that's when you should worry.
254
00:12:15,934 --> 00:12:18,767
Wow. So, what did you
say to him?
255
00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:20,100
About what?
256
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,968
About the fact
that he cheated on Katy.
257
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:25,434
I didn't say anything.
That's between them.
258
00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:26,934
So you don't care?
259
00:12:26,934 --> 00:12:28,901
Doesn't affect me.
260
00:12:28,901 --> 00:12:30,334
Now, if Katy catches him
261
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:33,100
and he loses the skybox
in the divorce,
262
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,133
that affects me.
263
00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:39,400
You know, actually,
Jen and I once went
264
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,801
to a strip club together.
265
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,701
That's like bringing
the principal with you
266
00:12:42,701 --> 00:12:44,367
when you play hooky.
267
00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:47,934
My guess is
Jen really enjoyed herself.
268
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:48,968
She did.
269
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,133
Not surprising.
270
00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:52,701
I've always gotten
kind of a lesbionic vibe
271
00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:54,300
from your girl.
272
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,901
Yeah, keep dreaming, man.
273
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,033
She just likes the music
and the dancing--
274
00:12:58,033 --> 00:12:59,200
Field hockey.
275
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,534
Don't make me beat you
with your own booster seat.
276
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:04,534
All right.
277
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,000
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
278
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,300
She likes men...
279
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,300
too.
280
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,868
So Audrey's cool with you
going to strip clubs?
281
00:13:11,868 --> 00:13:15,767
Eh, she knows that I'm too cheap
to really enjoy them.
282
00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:18,033
I mean, the girls just,
you know, pretend to like you.
283
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:19,133
They just want your money.
284
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,701
You don't say.
285
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,434
Hey, you know, uh,
when Jen and I went,
286
00:13:24,434 --> 00:13:27,334
the girls were more interested
in dancing for her.
287
00:13:27,334 --> 00:13:29,400
You don't say.
288
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,000
Oh, crap.
289
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,467
Who's that?
290
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,901
Oh, that's my assistant. I've
been helping her out lately
291
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,367
and she thinks
we're friends now,
292
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:43,200
so she keeps sending me pictures
of her with her puppy.
293
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,868
That's pretty unprofessional.
294
00:13:44,868 --> 00:13:46,901
That's what I say.
Fire her.
295
00:13:48,434 --> 00:13:51,501
No, no. I-- I'm gonna keep her
just to spite you.
296
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,200
Adam, as a manager,
you have to make sure
297
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,100
all your employees
pull their weight.
298
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,000
I demand excellence from anyone
who works for me.
299
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,200
This is her.
300
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,067
That's the kind of excellence
I demand.
301
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,200
Hey, hon.
302
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,534
Hey. I've been thinking...
303
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:10,100
Oh, boy.
304
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,067
What's wrong?
305
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:16,267
Well, it's never, "I've been
thinking we should visit
306
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:18,667
every ballpark in America."
307
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:25,000
I'm not thrilled with your, uh,
casual attitude
308
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,434
about what Ray did.
309
00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:28,033
Oh, what, you're mad at me?
310
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,400
I should look like a hero
compared to him.
311
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,067
But you think it's all right.
312
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:35,300
I don't think anything,
because it's not my business.
313
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:39,133
Plus you know I would never
do what he did.
314
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,467
I know you wouldn't.
315
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:43,167
I mean, he had to hit the ATM
twice to pay her.
316
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,634
I just thought you'd be
a little more disgusted
317
00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:49,300
by his sleazy behavior.
318
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,567
Well, guys don't judge things
other guys do.
319
00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:53,167
It's separate
from the friendship.
320
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:55,067
That's the code
that guys live by.
321
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:57,334
That's guy code.
322
00:14:57,334 --> 00:14:58,667
So under guy code
323
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,601
you can just excuse
any bad behavior
324
00:15:00,601 --> 00:15:02,567
just to go to a skybox?
325
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,667
It was invented by guys.
326
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:08,701
You know, if Katy were
an old friend, I would tell her,
327
00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:10,634
I just don't know her
that well.
328
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:12,067
Even if you did, you couldn't.
329
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,868
Why not?
Because Ray told me,
330
00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:16,167
and guy code demand
that it go no further.
331
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:17,467
But you told me.
332
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:20,601
I'm allowed to
because of marriage code.
333
00:15:20,601 --> 00:15:22,234
That doesn't make any sense.
334
00:15:22,234 --> 00:15:23,334
It makes perfect sense.
335
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:27,167
Guy code and marriage code
can intersect.
336
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,267
The information I gave you
337
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:30,701
is covered primarily
under guy code.
338
00:15:30,701 --> 00:15:34,267
So again,
you can't tell Katy.
339
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,133
What about woman code?
340
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:38,634
Don't make me laugh.
341
00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:44,334
I just can't stand the thought
of hanging out with Ray.
342
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,200
And thing's are gonna be weird
with Katy now,
343
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,834
knowing what I know about Ray
and the fire-starter.
344
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:53,200
I just wish we could get out
of this whole skybox thing.
345
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,868
You're the one who told me
how hard it is
346
00:15:54,868 --> 00:15:56,567
to find another couple
to hang out with.
347
00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:58,801
Just give it another try.
Oh, fine,
348
00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:00,167
just keep that Ray
away from me.
349
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,467
Good.
350
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,501
And if things don't work out
with Ray and Katy,
351
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:06,834
sound the foghorn,
because it's lighthouse time.
352
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:11,000
Surprise.
353
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,200
Hi, honey, what are you
doing here?
354
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,033
Russell invited me
to come by for lunch.
355
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,033
Mwah.
356
00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:17,701
Surprise.
357
00:16:17,701 --> 00:16:19,501
I wanted her to meet
your new assistant.
358
00:16:19,501 --> 00:16:21,667
Okay, I get it,
you want her to be jealous,
359
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,501
but she's not
the jealous type.
360
00:16:23,501 --> 00:16:25,734
Yeah. Besides, I already know
she's gonna be pretty
361
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,234
or you wouldn't be after her.
362
00:16:27,234 --> 00:16:29,868
So, what's the point
in dragging me all the way...
363
00:16:29,868 --> 00:16:31,801
down here?
364
00:16:31,801 --> 00:16:33,734
Oh, there she is.
365
00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:35,667
That's her?
366
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,601
She's lovely.
367
00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:40,701
Yes, and she'll be working
very closely with Adam.
368
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:43,934
Long hours, late nights.
369
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,033
Jennifer trusts me.
370
00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:49,868
Yeah, completely.
371
00:16:49,868 --> 00:16:52,400
Anyway, hey, nice try.
372
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,801
Take a walk.
373
00:16:53,801 --> 00:16:56,100
All right. The battle's over,
but the war rages on.
374
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,767
Yeah.
Russell, thanks for the memo
375
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,200
about Tank Top Tuesday.
376
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:03,200
Oh, my pleasure. Don't forget
about Thong Thursday.
377
00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:06,601
Here are the copies you wanted.
Thank you.
378
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:08,400
Danielle,
this is my fianc�e, Jennifer.
379
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,601
It's so nice to meet you.
380
00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:11,467
Sorry I hung up on you
all those times.
381
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:12,534
That's okay.
By the way,
382
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:14,968
Hot 97 also rocks my world.
383
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,100
Adam is so sweet.
384
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,834
No one has ever taken the time
to work so closely with me.
385
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:22,133
Don't we have a great guy?
386
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,601
Yes, we do. Heh-heh.
387
00:17:25,601 --> 00:17:26,901
It was nice to meet you.
388
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:28,067
You too.
389
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,234
Ah.
390
00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:31,868
You know, she's come
such a long way
391
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,634
in a short time.
I am so glad
392
00:17:33,634 --> 00:17:35,400
you convinced me
to stick with her.
393
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:37,834
What's wrong?
394
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,601
I want you to fire her.
395
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,434
Ray, this skybox is great.
396
00:17:45,434 --> 00:17:47,267
The tickets just fell
into my lap.
397
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,601
Your lap's been busy this week.
398
00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:51,701
Take it easy.
399
00:17:52,634 --> 00:17:53,767
So, Audrey,
400
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:55,567
guess who they asked
to be guest sommelier
401
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,901
at my wine club this week?
402
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,601
Who?
Who do you think?
403
00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:00,934
Ignore him, he just wants
his ego stroked.
404
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:05,667
Ha-ha-ha!
It is his ego's turn now?
405
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:08,467
I'm gonna go freshen
my drink.
406
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:09,534
Oh, I'll come with you.
407
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,767
This is great, huh?
You're watching the game,
408
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:15,200
your wife thinks
it's a date.
409
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,834
Oh, my God.
Fried mozzarella sticks.
410
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,934
You know what?
411
00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:29,767
Audrey's gonna have to forget
about a 50th anniversary.
412
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:32,868
If she wants a party, she can
throw me a lavish funeral.
413
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,300
So it's definite.
414
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,567
The other couple
did drop out
415
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:38,601
of the Jersey Shore house.
Did you talk to Jeff?
416
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:41,234
Uh, I did, and we're not gonna
be able to do it.
417
00:18:41,234 --> 00:18:42,968
Why not?
418
00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:45,968
Jeff can't share a bathroom
with other people.
419
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,200
Believe me,
everybody wins there.
420
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,868
Oh...
421
00:18:51,868 --> 00:18:54,834
Oh, sweet,
delicious grease.
422
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,567
Keep an eye on Audrey
for me, if you would.
423
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,467
She's still on
cholesterol patrol.
424
00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:01,367
What's that, Jeff?
425
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:02,567
Of course I won't tell Audrey
426
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:06,133
you're eating your ninth
mozzarella stick.
427
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:08,567
What the hell are you doing?
428
00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:11,567
Jeff.
429
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,934
Why are you eating those,
huh?
430
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,400
What about your cholesterol?
431
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,767
Busted. Hee-hee!
432
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:20,534
I thought I was entitled.
I've been pretty good lately.
433
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,868
He's been good. He only had
three baskets of onion rings
434
00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:24,367
the other night
at the sports bar.
435
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,734
Oh, I give up.
436
00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:28,634
Eat whatever you want.
437
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,501
Hey, shrimp.
438
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:36,300
Um, why did you do that?
439
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,300
Oh, come on, man.
I'm just busting your stones.
440
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,767
My stones are fine.
You just broke guy code.
441
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:43,033
Oh, forget about guy code.
This was funny.
442
00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:44,501
I'd never tell your wife
something
443
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:45,767
you didn't want her to know.
444
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,434
Are you talking about
the other night?
445
00:19:47,434 --> 00:19:48,868
You wouldn't tell Katy that.
446
00:19:48,868 --> 00:19:50,000
Wouldn't tell me what?
447
00:19:57,868 --> 00:19:59,033
Well, in the back of my mind,
448
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:02,634
I always knew
Ray was gonna be a tool.
449
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,767
Just toss him in the shed
like the rest of them.
450
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:07,701
I don't know
how you just stood there
451
00:20:07,701 --> 00:20:09,400
while he lied his way
out of it.
452
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,267
Had to. Guy code.
453
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:15,834
So under guy code, a guy cheats
and lies, no problem?
454
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:18,067
Tells your wife
you're eating poorly,
455
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,100
dead to you.
456
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:22,868
Guy code is very clear
on fried cheese.
457
00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:26,734
At least we still have Adam
and Jennifer to hang out with.
458
00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:28,767
Who's Jennifer?
459
00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:32,167
Hey, look, we're no worse off
than we were before.
460
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,133
And I was pretty happy then.
461
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,033
Aw, thank you.
462
00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:38,701
Wait till you're stuck
in a lighthouse with me.
463
00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:40,501
Won't be so bad.
464
00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:43,200
If we get bored,
we can turn off the big light
465
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,367
and watch the ships
bang into each other.
466
00:20:50,234 --> 00:20:53,133
Speaking of banging
into each other...
467
00:20:58,901 --> 00:20:59,901
This is nice.
468
00:20:59,901 --> 00:21:02,000
Yeah,
it's like a picnic.
469
00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:06,000
So every day, huh?
470
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,701
I think it's a fair compromise.
471
00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:13,267
I'm glad Danielle got
my memo about Muumuu Monday.
472
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:19,734
Hot 97 rocks my world.
473
00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:21,634
Oh, my God!
Are you serious?
474
00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:23,000
That's right, little lady.
475
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,801
You've answered
with the phrase that pays.
476
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:28,000
You've won a lot of money,
so why don't you go down
477
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:32,200
to your boss's office and
tell him you're outta there?
478
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,000
Check and time for me to mate.
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