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(Your rider is on the way!)

Guess it's almost here.

Hey.

Mister.

Mister.

Hey, you're the customer.

Mister.

Mister!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Nune Woranuch, Joss Way-ar

Iang Sittha, Jan Ployshompoo

Jaoying Krongkwan, Pond Naravit

War Jirawat, Tuk Yanee

Dada Warinda, Met Sumet

Dao Nathapatsorn, Chun Pachchun

Screenplay by Ping Lumpraploeng

Directed by Ekkasit Trakulkasemsuk

(TERMINALLY LONELY)

Hey, walk faster.

Why'd you stop here?

Hey.

Someone else would have crushed you flat, you know?

Yes?

No, Miss. You can't do that.

Sorry?

You can't leave your pet here.

Oh, no.

This tortoise isn't mine.

If you want to release it back to the wild, please do it somewhere else.

But...

Sure. Of course. Sorry.

Why does this have to happen to me?

Let's go, then.

Let me help.

Thank you.

Hello.

Can I have a photo as proof of delivery?

One, two...

Thank you.

The number you have dialed cannot be connected.

Please try again...

There you go.

I totally forgot about you.

How could I have forgotten about you?

Please find me a rider and have them deliver the present to this address.

By present... you mean this bunny?

I've got a ribbon and a card.

That makes him a present, doesn't it?

Yes, manager.

What did I tell you to call me?

Yes, Than.

Please just let me call you Boss?

If you insist.

I'm counting on you.

Yes.

Your Aunt Meena is here.

Mom said she had to fill up stock at her store this morning.

That's right.

That's why your mother asked me to drop you off at school today, Ball.

Let's go.

Oh, a tortoise!

You're right.

Careful on your way up.

Don't step on her.

Let me take your bag.

Oh.

(A customer is requesting your service.)

It's on the way.

That won't take up too much time.

(Accept)

Where did you get the tortoise, Aunt Meena?

Where, you asked?

Right here!

Eww!

Oh, that knocked you out?

Are you ready to go?

Yep.

Alright, then.

Let's go.

Hang tight.

I'm going out to meet up with a client now.

Yes, Boss.

I took care of it.

A rider has already accepted the request.

Okay.

He's fallen asleep.

Why can't I see myself on the camera?

Oh.

This one is broken.

The footage isn't live.

But I've called maintenance.

Here I thought I was so invisible that even cameras can't see me.

How could you be invisible, Boss?

Right?

How could I be?

See you.

I'll be a minute.

I need to grab something.

We won't be late.

I'm not in a rush.

There we go, then.

Hello.

I'm Meena from Happy Move.

I accepted your request just now.

Oh.

Here's the address.

Yes. Where's the package?

(Arthit: Give me 15 more minutes.)

15 more minutes.

How many 15 more minutes did he want?

Yeah?

Boss, the board is waiting for you in the meeting room.

Umm...

Show them the business report presentation.

I'll be there in an hour.

I'm hanging up.

(Calling Arthit)

Take a look at...

(Cathy)

Now take a look at this.

Look at it.

It says here the package's been delivered.

There's even a recipient's signature.

So where is it?

Wait a moment, Mr. Arthit.

It's possible that someone else might have picked it up by accident.

Again?

I really must apologize.

I'll get it back for you as soon as possible.

From the list here, there are only a few people who just picked up their delivery.

Guess I'll have it delivered to my office next time.

Forget it.

Yes, sir.

Or maybe...

I should lay off online shopping.

Oh, a new collection.

Adding that to the cart right about now, sir.

I'm sure I'll find a need for this.

Can't miss this, either.

Can't you?

Cathy.

I've been waiting in the car for ages.

You said you'd be a minute.

There was a problem with the delivery.

Are you alright, Cathy?

I doubt the problem lies with the delivery.

The only problem around here is you.

Cathy... I'm sorry.

You never let me meet your family.

You never posted photos with me.

You never talked to your friends about me.

And now you left me waiting in the car?

You do know that all you did was sit comfortably in a car, right?

It's only been... an hour or so.

See?

You never try to understand me, you know that?

Cathy.

It's my fault.

I'm sorry.

I'm breaking up with you.

Cathy.

Cathy!

That's the hundredth times you said that.

Fill it up.

You're working hard, aren't you?

I don't have much choice, do I?

But I remember that you didn't use to drive a delivery truck.

I remember that, too.

(Meena Srinakkarin)

Please go to 'Setting,'

Yes, ma'am.

Now please click 'General' and then scroll down.

Why did you quit your job?

Yeah, why?

Useless!

I apologize.

Yes.

Yes.

'Storage,' yes.

It should say on the screen...

Mom promised many times that she'd tell me 'The Rabbit and the Tortoise.'

And she still hadn't told you?

I only know that they're in a race.

But Mom never finally got the time to read it to me.

The race happened back in the days when animals still talked.

What kind of race were they in?

Will you please tell me what the race was all about, Aunt Meena?

Once upon a time,

there was a rabbit and a tortoise, competing to see who was more lonely.

The rabbit thought he was the best at being lonely.

So he tried to hide his ability to feel lonely

by finding a female rabbit companion.

While the tortoise who had her head hidden inside her shell

barely ever had a chance to talk to people.

All she did was sit working in front of a computer screen inside her shell.

She also thought she was the best at being lonely.

This story isn't fun at all.

A race-off at being lonely?

The fun part would be, when they had reached the limits of being lonely,

they saw that the finish line was right in front of them.

That's what we call being 'terminally lonely.'

It's just within reach.

That'd be 800 Baht.

Let's go.

(I'm so sorry I'm so lonely.)

Here.

And then what happened, Aunt Meena?

The rabbit and the tortoise were competing to see who was more lonely,

and who won?

They both flopped to the floor in front of the finish line.

A medic rushed in to diagnose that they were both very sick.

The disease was 'loneliness,' and it was terminal.

The end.

That doesn't make any sense!

Hop in.

Oh?

You're not eating?

I'm waiting for you.

Oh, sorry.

I got carried away.

I'm on a roll today.

Are you pouting because I broke that promise I gave you?

I promise I'll do it this week.

You promised just a hundred times before.

But I was working and really couldn't make it.

Please?

I'll let you meet my family on Qingming, alright?

You want the first time I meet your family

to be on Tomb-Sweeping Day?

Oh, come on.

You were complaining when I didn't let you meet them.

Now I'm offering you a chance to meet everyone, my ancestors included.

You said you wanted to get out of town, too, didn't you?

Going to a cemetery is not the same as 'going out of town.'

But...

The cemetery is outside of town.

Am I wrong?

Oh, please.

If you won't change yourself,

then don't ever see me again.

I won't see you, either.

I mean it this time.

Look.

What are you doing?

I'm blocking your number.

Until you learn to change,

don't even bother to text me to apologize.

And forget voicemails.

Blocked.

Cathy!

Cathy!

Hello.

Easy Express?

Is no one home?

Is the package big or small?

Small, is it?

Okay. I know what that is now.

You can just throw it over the fence.

Take a photo and send it to me, alright?

Okay.

Yes. Goodbye. Thank you.

Hello?

Mr. Arthit?

Yes?

I'm from Happy Move.

You pinned your address here.

That's right. I've been waiting.

Right.

I normally have these things delivered to my condo,

but there's always some issues.

Oh, I mean issues with the managers.

They always lose my stuff.

There are no issues with the delivery.

Can I have a photo?

A photo?

- Yes. - Of course.

Here.

No, I...

I mean... as proof of delivery.

Oh.

To ensure the package is successfully delivered!

Yes.

I really embarrassed myself there.

Okay.

I thought you wanted a photo of me.

I guess not, eh?

One, two...

- One more please. - Sure.

One, two...

- Done. - Alright.

It's all done. Thank you.

Of course.

Of course, I'll post the same photos again.

But do wire me the money soon.

Same bank account, yes.

No money, no boosting posts, and I won't even include the prices.

Yes.

Good day.

What the hell.

What's that?

Nicotine patch.

Are you serious about quitting smoking?

Yeah.

No more cigarettes for me and maybe that'll attract men.

I want a boyfriend.

I'm gonna find a new one.

I'm definitely gonna find one.

Being a single mother is exhausting.

There's always something coming up.

It just never stops.

My head's constantly throbbing.

I get it. I get it.

Just stop whining and have lunch.

Be quiet. You're attracting attention.

Stop it.

Oh, how's your boyfriend?

Since when do I have one?

So true.

Why are you still single, though?

It's not like you're picky.

You just want someone who likes sports...

who is good with animals.

Chanom.

Chanom, my baby. You're so cute.

Here, have a snack.

Here, Chanom.

Have some right off my mouth.

Someone who is a vegetarian.

Someone who is as kind as an angel.

Hello.

I'll walk with you.

Will that be alright?

Thank you.

Please.

Someone who is generous and religious.

I'll start the chanting now.

Someone who rises early to pray...

goes to church after work....

reads to poor children on weekends....

helps blind people cross streets...

and fly to the moon and back.

Come to think of it,

if your parents had had a chance to hear about your type for their son-in-law,

I bet they would...

Sorry.

No need.

It was years ago, you know?

I'm escorting the convict to pay respect to the deceased.

I'm really sorry, kid.

It was an accident.

I understand.

Nobody wanted this to happen.

My condolences.

Earng...

(I'm so sorry I'm so lonely.)

I'm an adult now.

So don't worry, you guys.

But it would be nice if you could send me a boyfriend, though.

Excuse me.

Is there a gas station nearby?

Head straight for about three kilometers.

Turn left at the first traffic lights.

Why don't I go with you?

By all means.

It's just up ahead.

Wait.

Why did you ask about gas stations when your tank's full?

Who says anything about gas?

I need to take a piss.

Mom asked when you'd come home, you know.

I'm still working on closing that deal I told you before.

Mom and Dad always ask about that.

I don't want to talk to them if the deal isn't sealed yet.

And then there's also Uncle and Auntie.

I'd rather die.

I get it.

Can't I just quit this family or something?

Oh, my big brother...

As if they'd ever let someone like you go.

Me, maybe.

Thanks for picking me up.

You're my brother.

I can never just leave you on the street like a stray dog.

Oh, you jerk.

Was that really necessary?

Oh, hey.

You got yourself a girlfriend now?

Take a guess.

Guess, huh?

Then I guess not.

Am I right?

And you? Do you have one?

Take a guess.

The address is number 79...

The number you have dialed cannot be connected.

Hello. What do you want? I'm super busy.

Hello, my dear customer.

The recipient isn't home.

Can I just leave the package on their fence?

No. No, you can't.

This is expensive stuff.

What will you do if it starts raining?

Call the recipient. Try it.

I called them but I couldn't get through.

Maybe their phone's dead or something.

It won't rain. It's so sunny right now.

No. No, you really can't leave it.

Are you insane?

What if someone just nabs it?

What do you want me to do?

Can you...

Can you just climb inside?

- Climb over their fence. - What?

You want me to climb their fence?

Yeah.

It's part of your service. You're just trying to protect their delivery.

This is fine.

They won't get mad.

No way.

I'll come again tomorrow.

Will that be alright?

Listen here.

The customer bought this as a gift for their friend's birthday.

The birthday happens to be today.

If you deliver it tomorrow then it's too late.

It's meaningless.

You hear me?

Why not?

Tell them to tell their friend it's an early present, 364 days early, to be precise.

See? It's not too late.

My most beloved Meena.

Just help me out here.

Ugh.

I'm hanging up.

Excuse me.

Yes?

Your delivery.

Sorry?

Your delivery.

Wait...

Have I seen you before?

Oh.

You delivered some stuff to me at the golf club.

I thought you meant somewhere else...

We met somewhere else?

I called you but I couldn't reach you.

I was working out, and my phone's dead.

Why didn't you use the front door?

It's... it's locked.

I was going to put the package on your fence, but I feared it would get wet if it rained.

So I... I climbed in.

Can you even get down from there?

Yes, of course.

Ants. Ants. Ants!

Hey!

Here.

Does it sting?

Sorry?

The wound. Does it sting?

Oh, I've scratched myself far worse than this.

To me, this is a fatal gaping wound.

We need to go get stitches at the hospital.

What?

I'm joking.

Oh, it's...

My family's at the cemetery for Qingming.

This house is normally full.

It's hectic, even.

Is it?

We need to take a photo.

Oh, but my face is too oily for that right now.

I literally just climbed your fence, you know?

I mean... the photo as proof of delivery.

I thought that was company policy?

That's right.

It is.

We do need a photo of the delivery.

Let's do it.

Yes?

My phone's dead.

Oh, then...

You can use mine.

I'll send the photo to your homepage.

Will that be alright?

- Yes. - Okay.

Thank you.

Hold on a sec.

Can you hold this?

Hold... hold this?

Sure.

One, two...

That's done.

Is this okay?

Yes. It is.

Well, then.

I'll walk myself out.

Yes.

Hey, hold on.

The package.

That's mine.

You're right.

It is yours.

Right.

Thank you.

- Yes. - We're all done, I think.

Yes. I'll be going.

Bye.

Should we go get a massage after this?

What's your zodiac sign again?

Virgo.

What?

You believe in this kind of stuff?

It says here you might lose something you love.

As if.

He'll call any time now.

That's not a good sign.

I swear you need to stop being so unreasonably mean to him.

See?

You see?

He never answers my calls.

And you have the nerve to call me 'mean.'

Every time I'm being hard to deal with, there's a reason for it.

The world makes me mean.

Yes?

My regular customer just ordered something and wants it delivered.

You interested?

It's getting late.

Who's your customer?

Who else?

Then I accept your request.

I totally do.

Who?

Oh, the woman from Happy Move.

(Your rider is on the way!)

Guess it's almost here.

Hey.

Hey.

Mister.

Mister.

You're the customer.

Hey.

Mister.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Hey.

Hey.

Mister.

Help!

(EMERGENCY)

Is he going to die?

Tell me if he's going to die.

Somebody just please tell me if he'll be alright.

Get him in the ER now!

Doctor.

Doctor, you need to save him.

Doctor, he was hit by a car.

He flew and I think he hit his head on the ground.

Okay, ma'am. Please stay calm.

What is the patient's name?

Name...

Hello.

Hello.

Mr. Arthit?

Yes?

His name is Arthit.

Alright.

You can't enter.

I'll take you to the reception.

- Please. - Yes.

Wait, hang on, ma'am.

Here's his phone.

I picked it up from the scene.

It belongs to your boyfriend.

Oh, but he's not my boyfriend.

Ma'am?

He isn't your boyfriend? I should take it back.

He is.

This way, please.

Fine. He is.

What?

Wait, ma'am.

This way, please.

You're the girlfriend, I presume?

Sure.

Miss Meena, is it?

Uhh, yes.

But just now I...

You didn't leave any number in the emergency contact.

Who should we call?

It's...

It's...

This phone just turned off on its own.

I think it might've hit the floor.

Maybe try turning it on in case it's not locked?

Turn it... on?

Sure.

I'll try that.

I don't want to violate anyone's privacy, though.

Be locked.

Be locked. Be locked. Be locked!

It's not locked.

Oh?

Now you're broken?

Come on.

How is it?

Well... The screen keeps freezing up.

I think it must've hit the ground real hard.

Is it okay if I leave my number instead?

Of course.

I usually take all the calls I get.

Not that I receive many.

I don't have a lot of friends.

Now you're working?

I don't know how to help you.

You kept this photo.

You didn't delete it.

Oh, and you stop working again.

What now?

Why aren't you moving?

Move.

Move. Move.

Come on now.

Don't give up on me.

Or else I'm turning you off.

I'm doing it right now.

One, two...

And you're not off.

Ugh!

It's all done.

Thank you.

What causes the screen to glitch?

It's hard to say.

A hard bump or water getting inside.

Something like that.

Right.

Try making a call.

I can't slide it open.

Wait, don't hang up.

It just keeps glitching.

That doesn't work, either.

It works.

The reception is fine, too.

I think he's just too busy to pick up.

No, they hung up.

Oh, no...

It's still not working.

I didn't mean to pry into your phone.

I just didn't know how else to contact your family.

Are you in so much pain?

Where else does it hurt?

There's a wound here, too.

Get well soon.

It's going to take a while.

Yes?

Before your boyfriend gains consciousness, that is.

Oh, no.

I'm not...

Here.

It was in the patient's pocket.

Right.

You were saying you're not something.

What were you not?

I...

I'm not... denying anymore.

Do your best.

For love.

Sure.

Hey.

Please let me take a look inside.

We need to contact someone.

Who is this?

Yes?

What?

Yes. Yes.

I'm already on my way.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

He seems really worried about you.

The number you have dialed cannot be connected.

His phone's off.

(Arthit)

You'd better have a good reason for this, Arthit.

Where would you like the bouquet delivered?

I'd be damned if I knew where my boyfriend is hiding.

Excuse me.

What's the room number of the patient by the name Arthit Suntornpodjanarut?

One moment, please.

Mr. Arthit is in Room 3106, sir.

Thank you.

Yes.

...who walks with me

Where are you, who are waiting for me

Where are you in this whole wide world

Are you waiting, you who will love me tenderly

You...

Yes?

Directed by Ekkasit Trakulkasemsuk

So who was that on the phone?

She said she was the... girlfriend.

Is my son's condition really bad?

Why hasn't he gained consciousness?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Sorry?

What do they mean, 'daughter-in-law'?

Hello, Mom.

Oh.

I know you.

You're just hiding from your loneliness.