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We keep putting more on, and
It's not showing up at all.
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Well, then I guess cocaine
is weightless, all right?
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I'm gonna file that up here actually.
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What are you doing?
Cleaning my hands off.
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What are you, a cat? Use a
towel. My mouth's right here.
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We talked about this. No
getting high on the supply.
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I'm not getting high. I'm
just cleaning my hands.
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We have to be very careful, considering
our past addictions to glue and crack.
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We got over that.
I got over that.
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I don't smoke crack anymore.
You huff glue every single day.
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No, I don't.
No? Did you have any today?
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It's still gross, Frank.
We made a thousand dollars.
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No. I made a thousand
dollars. You didn't do shit.
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You just sat in the car and read a
magazine. What the hell do I need you for?
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Give me that money.
Every ho needs his pimp.
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We got any vials around
here? Vials for what?
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We went back to Bingo. We got
a little of the cocaine back...
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with the money that
we got from the pills.
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You better go back and get a gun,
because dealin' drugs is dangerous.
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No, it isn't. It's a rich person's
drug. There's no danger involved.
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It's, like, stockbrokers and
high-powered business executives.
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We'll just go down
to Center City and...
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Waltz into a board meeting, slap your
drugs down on the conference table...
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and be, like, "Hey, you guys wanna
buy drugs? We're drug dealers. "
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Are you saying that's not
gonna work? What are you saying?
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What are you saying exactly?
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I'm saying that that is not
gonna... You don't like that idea?
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At least we didn't become prostitutes.
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I am not a prostitute. I am
providing... Let me handle this.
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Dennis is providing a very important
service to lonely people in need.
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Really? So he speaks for you now?
No.
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I was... He doesn't have to
speak if he doesn't want to.
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I don't? Really? No. You
leave everything to me.
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All you have to do is sit there,
relax, have yourself a drink...
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and just keep looking handsome.
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Okay. I like that arrangement.
Get me a beer, Frank.
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Oh, no beer. Too many calories.
Yep.
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It's all about keeping
this body fit. Mm-hmm.
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Ehheh. I'll get you a nice vodka tonic.
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Well, that doesn't have
much calories...
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so I think that's a smart... drink.
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I take care of my boy.
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Every time you talk, you
weaken the nation. Shut up.
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Why you wanna hurt me? I'm not hurtin'
you. Just shut up and play cards.
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You're judgin'. You
judge me all the time.
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I'm just tryin' to
remain elegant over here.
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Don't try so hard.
Remain quiet.
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Oh! Youse guys got the
right idea with these.
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It's, like, the perfect mix
of comfort and wind resistance.
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They make that In men's?
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Huh? I think this is
men's. Yeah, it's men's.
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Listen, guys. I was thinkin' we go
down to Paddy's, put the squeeze on 'em.
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We're right in the middle
of somethin' right now.
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Don't you guys do anything besides
play cards and eat deli meats?
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Go wash my car.
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Fellas! I feel like I'm being
seriously underutilized here.
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Look, if you just give me a chance...
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I could show you how hard
I actually am.
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What? That's right. I'm so hard
that people are scared of me.
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And they should be, 'cause
I'll explode all over them.
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What's the matter with
you? I'm eatin' here.
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What? What are you
talkin' about, your dick?
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My dick? No, I'm talkin' about my
brute force and my catlike reflexes.
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You hear that, Anthony?
He's got catlike reflexes.
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That's right.
Hands like a cat.
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You know what? I think someone
just earned themselves a nickname.
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Really? What?
Yep.
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From now on, you'll be
known as Pussy Hands.
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I'd like to go on record
saying I don't like Pussy Hands.
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But Cougar Hands would be good.
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Here's to you, Pussy Hands.
That's great. It's settled.
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Hey, Pussy Hands, go wash my car.
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How about Jaguar Hands?
Nah.
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Leopard Hands?
Nah.
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Panther Hands.
Nah.
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Goddamn it.
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Go get your saucer of milk, honey.
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He does have gorgeous hands though.
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Excuse us.
Excuse me. Sir? Ma'am?
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Hi. Would you two
be interested in...
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These people are just walking too fast.
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You know what we should do? We
should go back to the country club.
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Remember the country
club, with the jockeys?
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This about the horse,
Charlie? It is about the horse.
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Goddamn it. I'm pretty sure those
jockeys are raping that horse.
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They're raping the shit out of
it. Excuse me, sir. Can I talk...
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They're racing by us
as fast as they can.
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These people are revved up. They're in
fifth gear, and we're stuck in first.
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We need to boost our r.p.m.'s.
Let's get goin' a little bit.
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What are you suggesting?
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A little dip into our Bolivian marching
powder, then we're back on the street.
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Not in your nose. That's
how you become a drug addict.
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Rub it all over your gums,
Dee. All over your gums.
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Okay. Feel that? How's
that feel for you?
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Whoa. I see what you mean, Charlie.
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I see... It's like my mouth
is no longer a part of my head.
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I kind of feel nothing,
but it feels so good.
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That's the feeling you're going
for. That's where you wanna be at.
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Keep reapplying every 10 to 15
minutes. That's what I've been doing.
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It kinda wears down. What?
Charlie. Ten to 15 minutes?
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No. We're gonna run out. No
more gumming for a little while.
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No more gumming. We're good though.
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I'm ready. I'm good.
I feel pretty good.
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I feel weird, but pretty
good. Let's start the show.
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Let's be like Wall Street
and... Rickety Cricket.
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That's Rickety Cricket!
Rickety!
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Rickety Cricket!
Rickety!
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Rickety Cricket!
Rickety!
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Where have you been
hiding? Where have you been?
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They let you become a priest
again, huh? Congratulations.
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It's the reverend. Hey,
man. How you doin', man?
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Keep your head up,
Reverend. Keep the faith.
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Bless you.
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Oh. Yikes. I get it.
It's like... Okay.
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Ever since you convinced
me to abandon the church...
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my life has been in a bit of a tailspin.
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Who? Me or Charlie?
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You, Dee. You.
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That doesn't ring a bell. There
was something that happened.
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I wasn't sure that it was
that. I don't think it was that.
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So you're livin' on the
streets now, Cricket.
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Yes, I'm living... That's
great. That's really great.
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Actually, it's the
opposite of great, Charlie.
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It's one of the darkest
times of my life.
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Is it? Is it? That makes sense. Yes.
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But the good thing is that you
must know a lot of drug addicts.
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Yes. I was actually attacked by a
couple last night. Almost got stabbed.
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Really? That's great.
Did you? Did you really?
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Wonderful, Cricket. Then you
can help us sell our cocaine.
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Do you know those guys?
Can you sell drugs to them?
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Do you bump into them? Do you
guys hang out on certain corners?
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Are you close?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You want me to sell drugs for you?
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We would do it, but we're not
street urchins. Yeah, man. Yeah.
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Know what I mean?
But you.
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They would buy drugs from a
street urchin like yourself.
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You got the "street
urchin" thing goin' on.
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Please stop calling me a street
urchin. I'm not a street urchin.
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You are what you are now.
You know what I'm sayin'.
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I was a priest. I have
a master's in theology.
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That was then. This is now.
What good's it doing you?
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I am trying to get my life back on track.
I don't think selling drugs is a smart move.
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Uhoh. I'm sorry.
Come on, Cricket.
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I guess Charlie and I didn't see you
sitting atop your homeless ivory tower.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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What is your problem? You just
push my buttons, don't you?
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You just enjoy pushing my buttons.
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What have you done?
I've done nothing to her.
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Can I stop this little lovers' quarrel?
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You're not fooling anybody, Cricket.
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Clearly, the two of you have
strong feelings for each other...
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and you're letting that get in the
way of a good business deal here.
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Look, Cricket, for the love
of God, help us out here, man.
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I am not...
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I tell you what. I'll let
you stay at Dee's place.
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No.
Till you're back up on your feet.
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Dee's place? Yeah. You
two alone, together.
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One thing could lead to
another. You never know.
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You think she still likes me?
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Yeah.
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I wasn't sure. I know we
have sort of a sexual tension.
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No, no, no. You guys got
your own thing going on.
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I gotta take a cut now,
Cricket. We're working together.
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Jesus Christ, Frank. I can't
believe you had that thing made.
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Every pimp has a chalice.
This one is the shit.
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Great. How much money
did you drop on that?
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A lot.
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You spend a shitload of money on a chalice
you're just gonna eat cereal out of...
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but you won't bail us
out by paying the mob?
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By the way, your Jane
is sitting over there.
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Aw, you gotta be kid... Dude,
she's, like, a hundred years old.
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Sixty-eight tops. That's
still extremely old.
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Well, I'm not kissing that.
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You don't have to kiss her. We
can make that one of your rules.
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This time, nothing with the ass.
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That got really weird last time.
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What are you talkin' about? You didn't
set up that ass play on the last one?
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No. I never set up any ass play.
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All right. Well.
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I wanna set up a doctor's appointment
anyway just to be... just to be safe.
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All right. Do that.
All right. Here we go.
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Hypothetically speaking here...
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do you think you could teach a horse
to sit on a barstool and drink beer?
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I don't know. Maybe. Would you hypothetically
pay really good money to see that?
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Is this about bringing a horse back
to the bar? That is completely insane.
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I'm askin' hypothetical questions here.
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I'm sorry. I'm a little preoccupied with
worrying about being killed by the mob...
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because a homeless priest ran off
with all of our drugs. Sure. Sure.
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Who is it?
It's Matt.
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Who?
Matthew Mara.
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It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety
Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket.
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Hey! Come on in, man.
Hey!
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Come in. Oh! Yeah!
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Where should I put this?
Why does he have that?
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Why does he have his stuff? Charlie
said I could move... It's not important.
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Look at this place.
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It's exactly as I imagined
it would be. What is?
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Cricks? How'd you do
with our drugs, man?
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Oh. Uh, I sold 'em. Here.
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Hey, is there a dream
catcher above your bed?
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Shit, shit, shit! Holy
shit! Look at all that money.
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That is a huge wad of money. This is
more money than we make at the bar.
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I have never seen this much
money in one spot. Oh, my God.
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I guess we can pay the mob back.
We can definitely pay them back.
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That's good.
But we have another day.
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We have a whole day. We have 24
whole hours to go. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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He flipped this in what?
No time really.
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He flipped it so fast, Charlie.
Let's think a little bit for a second.
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We could flip another batch.
We could pay the mob back.
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We could have money
left over for ourselves.
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Maybe a little coke.
Yeah, more coke.
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I can get a horse. You're not
gonna get a horse, Charlie.
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We can have some coke
then. She likes Swiss!
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I knew it!
I pictured Swiss.
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Hey, uh, Cricket.
Cricket, buddy.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Look, uh, you did
such a fantastic job...
218
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that we're gonna need you to go
back out there and do it again.
219
00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:12,488
But you guys said it was a onetime
thing. We say things all day.
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We say words all the time.
We said so many things.
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00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:18,430
I was thinking maybe I'd curl up on that
bed of Dee's and I'd sleep with the bear.
222
00:10:18,504 --> 00:10:21,029
Now's not a good time for
that, man. I'm so tired.
223
00:10:21,106 --> 00:10:22,835
Are you tired?
I'm just so tired.
224
00:10:22,908 --> 00:10:24,899
Check it out. I got the
thing for you right here.
225
00:10:24,977 --> 00:10:28,378
Where'd you get that? Every
good dealer keeps a head stash.
226
00:10:28,447 --> 00:10:30,176
No.
Dip your finger in there.
227
00:10:30,249 --> 00:10:32,581
Look, Cricket. I got
the thing for you here.
228
00:10:32,651 --> 00:10:34,482
I can't.
Let's speed you up.
229
00:10:34,553 --> 00:10:37,215
And then you'll wanna
get back out there.
230
00:10:37,289 --> 00:10:39,587
Oh. Aah. Yeah.
231
00:10:39,658 --> 00:10:41,592
Oh.
Shh.
232
00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:53,037
Where am I having dinner
tonight, Frank?
233
00:10:53,105 --> 00:10:55,073
I'm kind of in the
mood for Asian fusion.
234
00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:59,133
No more dinners. We're going
straight to bangin' from now on.
235
00:10:59,211 --> 00:11:01,179
Check this out.
236
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:04,773
Jesus Christ, man.
What, you got a problem?
237
00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:07,580
Yeah. This makes me seem
like a whore. You are a whore.
238
00:11:07,653 --> 00:11:09,382
I'm not a whore.
239
00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:11,423
I'm a handsome companion who goes
to nice dinners with fancy women...
240
00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:13,424
and who has rules
about what he'll do.
241
00:11:13,492 --> 00:11:15,892
What happened to the rules, Frank?
You can still have your rules.
242
00:11:15,961 --> 00:11:20,057
It says right here... "No
Rules. " Don't be so uptight.
243
00:11:20,132 --> 00:11:22,692
I'm walkin' from this...
What the hell, dude?
244
00:11:22,768 --> 00:11:26,295
I'm knocking some sense into
you, Dennis. This is all you got.
245
00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:28,863
Dude, why do you keep hitting me?
246
00:11:28,941 --> 00:11:32,138
Don't talk back to me!
Okay. Sorry.
247
00:11:32,211 --> 00:11:35,840
Look, I'm gonna get you out of this.
248
00:11:35,914 --> 00:11:38,109
It's you and me against the world.
249
00:11:38,183 --> 00:11:40,947
I'm not gonna let
anything bad happen to you.
250
00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:44,353
You promise?
I promise.
251
00:11:44,423 --> 00:11:47,756
And, hey, I don't wanna
hit you, baby.
252
00:11:47,826 --> 00:11:50,852
So please don't make me, okay?
253
00:11:50,929 --> 00:11:52,863
You're my one and only.
254
00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:55,195
You gotta do right by me, okay?
255
00:11:56,702 --> 00:11:58,397
Okay.
256
00:11:58,537 --> 00:12:01,734
Come on, Cricket. Where is he,
Charlie? Why do we trust him?
257
00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:03,536
He came through for us
once. He'll do it again.
258
00:12:03,609 --> 00:12:05,338
This is empty.
Get rid of that.
259
00:12:05,411 --> 00:12:07,936
You know what, this is his
whole plan. It's not a plan.
260
00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:10,038
Yeah. He convinced us
that he was on our side.
261
00:12:10,115 --> 00:12:12,106
Now he's gonna stab us in
the back. I don't think so.
262
00:12:12,184 --> 00:12:13,913
What's with the pants?
263
00:12:13,986 --> 00:12:15,920
These things? These are horse-riding
pants. You can't get a horse.
264
00:12:15,988 --> 00:12:17,717
Why not?
Because it's crazy.
265
00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:20,384
Is it any crazier than having
a dog that bites or sheds?
266
00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:22,859
Or a cat that poops in a
box while it's biting you?
267
00:12:22,928 --> 00:12:25,260
While it's biting you?
Oh! You guys!
268
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,855
Cricket! There you are! What are
you doing? Cricket! There you are!
269
00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:29,662
I'm workin' on my moves.
What moves?
270
00:12:29,735 --> 00:12:31,532
For my musical.
I'm writing a musical.
271
00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:34,766
It's about life on the streets. Archangel
has to live on the streets and fight crime.
272
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,831
What?
That's great. Where are our drugs?
273
00:12:36,909 --> 00:12:39,503
I sold the drugs.
Good. Give us the money.
274
00:12:39,578 --> 00:12:42,604
Spent the money on these sweetass
kettledrums. Look at these.
275
00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:44,205
Those are trash cans.
Trash cans, Cricket!
276
00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:47,184
These are trash cans? Then
why do they sound like this?
277
00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:51,950
You "sold" our drug
money on two garbage cans?
278
00:12:52,024 --> 00:12:54,686
No. No, no, no, no.
I did some too.
279
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,786
We can see that! Is there any
left? Can we have what's left?
280
00:12:57,863 --> 00:13:00,024
There is some left. You
guys are yelling like crazy.
281
00:13:00,099 --> 00:13:02,124
I can't compute.
Don't do all of it.
282
00:13:02,201 --> 00:13:04,362
I still gotta write the seventh
act. It's kinda all up here.
283
00:13:04,436 --> 00:13:05,960
Come on back to the bar.
Let's go.
284
00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:08,268
I'm not going anywhere without these
kettledrums. Bring your trash cans.
285
00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:09,830
Yeah, don't forget the trash cans.
286
00:13:09,908 --> 00:13:11,739
I'm bringing the trash cans.
287
00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:13,869
Watch the crack addicts
though. They will cut you.
288
00:13:16,548 --> 00:13:18,948
You understand? It's
$200 for the first hour...
289
00:13:19,017 --> 00:13:21,247
and a hundred and fifty
every hour after that.
290
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,153
Unless you want him to
act like he's enjoying it.
291
00:13:24,223 --> 00:13:26,589
Then it's a little extra. Eh?
292
00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:29,727
All right.
293
00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:34,997
I need... I need you
Make it sexy.
294
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:39,436
I need... I need you
295
00:13:39,505 --> 00:13:42,440
You like ass play? He'll
do anything with the ass.
296
00:13:42,508 --> 00:13:46,000
I never said...
I wasn't gonna tell...
297
00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:56,614
Don Sal?
Yeah. What?
298
00:13:56,688 --> 00:13:59,680
Forgive me for speaking
out of line here, but...
299
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:03,387
I don't think I'm being properly
utilized within the organization.
300
00:14:03,462 --> 00:14:05,794
I've tried to be eager
and work with a smile...
301
00:14:05,864 --> 00:14:08,731
but I'm not making
any forward progress.
302
00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:11,292
Aren't you the janitor?
It's not important, Don Sal.
303
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:13,361
What is important is that
I get out on those streets...
304
00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:15,201
and start doing some gangster shit.
305
00:14:15,274 --> 00:14:17,333
There's gotta be a union
boss I can put the squeeze on.
306
00:14:17,409 --> 00:14:19,400
Or a truck I can hijack, right?
307
00:14:20,579 --> 00:14:25,915
How would you like to
do me a personal favor?
308
00:14:25,984 --> 00:14:28,680
Sounds shady. I'm in.
Good.
309
00:14:28,754 --> 00:14:30,244
I need you to go over to my house...
310
00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:32,882
and take care of my wife.
311
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,926
You mean, like, rub her out?
312
00:14:34,993 --> 00:14:36,483
No.
Oh.
313
00:14:36,562 --> 00:14:39,463
You want me to bang her? I'm sorry.
No!
314
00:14:39,531 --> 00:14:42,762
What the hell is wrong with you? Why
would you say that? Communication problem.
315
00:14:42,835 --> 00:14:45,303
What I need you to do
is just go over there.
316
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:48,669
Like a protection thing.
Yeah. It's somethin' like that.
317
00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:53,268
Okay. I mean, you don't mind
gettin' your hands dirty, do you?
318
00:14:53,345 --> 00:14:55,973
Absolutely not.
Good.
319
00:14:56,949 --> 00:14:58,974
Goddamn mafia!
320
00:15:01,854 --> 00:15:04,482
Two hearts that beat as one
321
00:15:04,556 --> 00:15:07,024
Like that? Huh?
Get what you want?
322
00:15:07,092 --> 00:15:08,582
Just keep dancing, whore.
323
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,992
Two hearts that beat as one
324
00:15:13,165 --> 00:15:15,929
Dennis?
325
00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:20,001
We gotta talk. Now.
326
00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:22,939
What the hell you doin' here?
I'm working. What are you doing?
327
00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:25,442
You cannot seriously be thinking
about banging this old lady.
328
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,774
No, Mac, you have to separate
yourself from the way they look.
329
00:15:27,846 --> 00:15:30,872
Frank says that the only thing
that matters in this game is cash.
330
00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:33,713
What did Frank do to you?
Frank takes care of me.
331
00:15:33,785 --> 00:15:36,845
You don't understand the nature
of our relationship. What?
332
00:15:36,922 --> 00:15:40,187
Hey! Hey! You! Out! This
is our turf. Get out.
333
00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:43,387
Frank, he cannot bang this
woman. It's the mob boss's wife.
334
00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:45,157
What do you think she's gonna do...
335
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:47,164
call her husband and say
she's banging a whore?
336
00:15:47,232 --> 00:15:49,166
Dennis, up those stairs.
337
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:50,963
Dennis, don't do it.
He's got you brainwashed.
338
00:15:51,036 --> 00:15:53,800
Go!
Dennis! Stay!
339
00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:58,468
Go! Get up there! Now!
Stay! Stay! Stay!
340
00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,841
You're gonna get us
killed! Stop! Stop! Stop!
341
00:16:00,913 --> 00:16:03,177
Please stop hitting me so
I can think for a second.
342
00:16:03,248 --> 00:16:06,012
You see? This is bad. You got
him thinking for himself again.
343
00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:09,383
What the hell are you doing,
whore? Get back upstairs.
344
00:16:09,454 --> 00:16:11,388
No.
345
00:16:11,456 --> 00:16:14,016
Get your ass back in the bedroom.
346
00:16:14,092 --> 00:16:16,026
I'm outta here.
347
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:19,857
What about you, Pussy Hands?
348
00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:23,424
Me? Oh, no. I would never
sleep with you. You're gross.
349
00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:29,006
Last taste. Last taste.
One more. That's it.
350
00:16:29,074 --> 00:16:30,939
Last one. That's it because
we're almost out of it.
351
00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:32,943
We can't do this.
Mm-hmm.
352
00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:34,945
All right. Okay.
Here's the plan.
353
00:16:35,013 --> 00:16:38,779
I'm gonna cut it with flour. I don't
think the mob's gonna know the difference.
354
00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:42,047
You sure that's gonna work? People do it
all the time. I think this will trick 'em.
355
00:16:47,192 --> 00:16:49,217
That's too much, huh?
That's too much flour.
356
00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:51,387
Let me think.
They're gonna kill us!
357
00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:53,397
We're dead!
Here's what we're gonna do.
358
00:16:53,465 --> 00:16:55,456
We're dead 'cause of the
flour. We're outta here.
359
00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:57,798
Where we going? We're gonna skip town.
We're gonna go up to the mountains.
360
00:16:57,869 --> 00:16:59,894
We can't tell anybody. We just
gotta go. We'll go to the mountains.
361
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:02,566
We gotta get outta here.
We're gonna have a fresh start.
362
00:17:02,641 --> 00:17:04,472
We'll start over.
I like that.
363
00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:08,206
It's just gonna be you and
me and Peter Nincompoop.
364
00:17:09,314 --> 00:17:11,942
Who's Peter Nincompoop?
365
00:17:12,017 --> 00:17:16,545
Huh? Huh? Oh, my God.
How did that get here?
366
00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:19,089
How did that get here? I rode
it here. What do you think?
367
00:17:19,157 --> 00:17:21,489
Hop on. We're outta here.
I'm not hopping on there.
368
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,960
We can't get outta here on that.
We need a car. It's too obvious.
369
00:17:24,029 --> 00:17:26,395
It is?
People will see... us and it.
370
00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:28,797
We gotta get out in a car.
All right.
371
00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:31,028
You got a better chance
without us, don't you, buddy?
372
00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:34,402
Okay. You know what.
Get outta here. Hah!
373
00:17:34,473 --> 00:17:38,170
Go, Peter Nincompoop!
I miss you already!
374
00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:42,079
I love you, Peter Nincompoop.
375
00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:44,081
Mmm. Let's go.
376
00:17:47,352 --> 00:17:49,650
Okay, okay.
What are you doin'?
377
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:51,655
I'm gonna try and stay sharp
here. That's mostly flour.
378
00:17:51,723 --> 00:17:53,588
But if we do enough of it,
it should still work, right?
379
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,683
Well, then, let's do
a lot of it. Let's go!
380
00:17:57,262 --> 00:17:59,230
That's a pop. That's
a pop. That's a pop.
381
00:17:59,297 --> 00:18:01,322
Make it sexy.
It has to be sexy.
382
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,334
Otherwise, you don't eat. Okay?
383
00:18:03,402 --> 00:18:05,734
Frank, put the gun away.
Oh, no.
384
00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:08,102
I'm goin' out,
I'm goin' guns blazing.
385
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:11,438
Rise up
Gonna get higher and higher
386
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:13,842
Whoo!
Rickety Cricket.
387
00:18:13,912 --> 00:18:15,846
Hey!
Lookin' good, bro.
388
00:18:15,914 --> 00:18:17,643
Thanks, man. I'm almost done.
389
00:18:17,716 --> 00:18:21,812
Welcome back to the bar. Good afternoon.
390
00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:24,651
How you guys doin'? We're
very good. Things are fine.
391
00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:26,953
You guys look like you're
doin' really well. Absolutely.
392
00:18:27,025 --> 00:18:28,686
Check it out.
We got all the cocaine.
393
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,388
Didn't get the cash. Got the cocaine.
We might have bigger problems.
394
00:18:31,463 --> 00:18:34,125
We just pissed off the mob boss's wife
because me and Dennis wouldn't bang her.
395
00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:37,066
We just need to be
prepared for anything.
396
00:18:37,135 --> 00:18:39,296
Okay. Then I tell you
what. I will get my gun.
397
00:18:39,371 --> 00:18:41,737
Whoa. When'd you get a
gun? I went back to Bingo.
398
00:18:41,807 --> 00:18:44,640
Wow. I thought we said no guns
though. That was before all the blow.
399
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,643
You should've told me, because I'm been
carrying this thing around the entire time.
400
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:50,010
Guys, guys, guys!
No guns! No guns!
401
00:18:50,082 --> 00:18:53,848
I'm gonna put this in my sock. And if the
shit goes down, I'll pretend I'm tying my shoe.
402
00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:56,114
And I'll reach for some cigarettes.
403
00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:58,656
And when I ask for a
light, we come out blastin'!
404
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:00,657
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
No! No!
405
00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:02,590
We are not gonna come out blasting!
406
00:19:02,661 --> 00:19:04,652
Jesus Christ! What is
wrong with you people?
407
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:08,825
Look, we can still get through
this if we just calm down.
408
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,664
Oh! These guys.
409
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,499
Hey. Ho.
410
00:19:13,572 --> 00:19:16,439
Hiya.
All right. It's Friday.
411
00:19:16,508 --> 00:19:18,442
Youse guys got somethin' for me?
412
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:21,172
Has anybody got a light?
413
00:19:21,246 --> 00:19:24,374
Right here.
414
00:19:24,449 --> 00:19:27,009
Don't move!
Put the guns down!
415
00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:29,280
I got the 25 G's. I got
the money, so it's all good.
416
00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:31,015
Eh?
There you go.
417
00:19:31,089 --> 00:19:32,215
Get outta here.
Go on.
418
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,588
Count It.
Got it, boss.
419
00:19:34,659 --> 00:19:37,093
Where'd you get the money?
I sold Frank's pimp chalice.
420
00:19:37,162 --> 00:19:38,857
What?
That's right, you son of a bitch.
421
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:42,593
Thanks for bailing us out.
Just like always. Goddamn it.
422
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:45,534
It's all here, boss.
Okay. Well, that was close.
423
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:47,765
Yeah, it seemed close. It got a
little stressful. A little tense.
424
00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:50,307
"Tense" is an excellent
word for what happened.
425
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,138
It was nice doin'
business with you guys.
426
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,144
Hopefully, I'll never
have to see you again.
427
00:19:54,212 --> 00:19:57,113
All righty. Sounds
good. Sounds very good.
428
00:19:57,182 --> 00:19:59,480
You guys, you gotta make
it sexy... hips and nips.
429
00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:01,280
Otherwise, I'm not eatin'.
430
00:20:01,353 --> 00:20:03,844
Yeah.
431
00:20:03,922 --> 00:20:05,947
What?
Who?
432
00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:08,151
You. Come here. Yeah?
433
00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:09,989
Can you do me a favor?
Sure.
434
00:20:10,061 --> 00:20:12,086
Explain to me why my
wife is calling me...
435
00:20:12,164 --> 00:20:15,895
telling me that one of Pussy Hands's
friends tried to force himself on her.
436
00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:18,902
Oh! Oh!
This guy?
437
00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:21,939
Oh! Oh! That's crazy!
438
00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:24,100
Enough with the "Oh's"!
I think that's insane.
439
00:20:24,176 --> 00:20:26,736
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
440
00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:28,745
Then I assume it was you, pinhead.
441
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,644
No! It wasn't me!
It wasn't me!
442
00:20:30,715 --> 00:20:33,616
Then who was it?
You guys! I did it!
443
00:20:33,685 --> 00:20:36,313
And I made It so sexy!
444
00:20:36,388 --> 00:20:40,484
Look at this. I've
achieved total sexiness!
445
00:20:40,559 --> 00:20:43,392
I am the man! I made
it so sexy. Get him.
446
00:20:43,461 --> 00:20:45,486
You got it, boss. Come here. I
wanna talk to you. Fancy pants.
447
00:20:45,564 --> 00:20:49,694
It's so... It's so sexy. That's
the thing. It's all hips and nips.
448
00:20:49,768 --> 00:20:52,635
Rise up
Gonna get higher and higher
449
00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:54,501
Do you guys have more blow?
450
00:20:54,573 --> 00:20:56,700
Yes!
Get him outta here.
451
00:20:56,775 --> 00:21:00,438
Well. Couple beers?
Yeah. Shots.
452
00:21:00,512 --> 00:21:03,276
I'll go for a beer.
All right.
453
00:21:03,348 --> 00:21:04,940
Oh. What a day.
454
00:21:09,087 --> 00:21:12,648
They broke my legs but
they didn't break my spirit
455
00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:15,625
But I don't feel no pain
'cause I found more cocaine
456
00:21:15,694 --> 00:21:17,025
Cocaine
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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