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[mantis] Oh, hello.
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Let me catch you up
with what happened
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previously on Blindspotting.
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[funky music plays]
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Bitch!
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- [whispering]
- Earl!
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I got you a present
for keeping bugs in.
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[Miles] Is your girlfriend
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cheating on you
with her new boyfriend?
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[Earl]
Are you gonna tell Jacque
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you're in love with her?
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Don't let nobody
steal your joy.
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I need to break them up.
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I need to break them up.
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I may have told Cuddie
some disastrous costume advice.
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You a pirate, Pare.
We kill pirates!
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[crowing]
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I say this with love,
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but y'all are hella stubborn
as a family.
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You are not my sister.
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Let's make that 1,000% clear.
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You are my brother's
fucking luggage
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that he dropped off here.
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Mustafa.
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I want you to come back
to Bali, be my wife again.
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[kid] What the fuck is that?
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[Ashley] It's a Thizzly bear.
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And his dad made it
for him in prison.
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Oh, Trish,
you stole these for me?
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- Do those say Oakland?
- Yeah.
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- Ooh, I like these.
- Thank you.
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Fuck, it feels so good
to be out
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doing some normal ass shit, girl.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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♪ ♪
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[Teena] You think I didn't
see you in there
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kissing that pale-ass nigga?
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Looks like you lost an earring.
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[smooth hip-hop plays]
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♪ ♪
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[dramatic music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[Sean] Oh, no, no, no, no!
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This can't be happening.
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Oh, this is bad.
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We're at a full-scale
red alert!
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The mantises are loose!
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Oh, what are we
gonna do, Thizzly?
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- What are we gonna do?
- [Thizzly roars]
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Mom's gonna kill me.
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Oh.
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[Stunna] What the fuck is that?
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- Bugs!
- [roommate] Bugs everywhere!
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- [roommate] Shoot 'em!
- [all shouting]
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[Freddy] Where are you guys?
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[all shouting]
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[roommate] Oh, shit!
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- It's on your face!
- [grunting]
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- [roommate screams]
- What is this, Bug's Life?
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[all yelling]
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Hey, what the hell
is Meatfest, anyway?
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So Miles' daddy was
a two-timing vegan.
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And to commemorate
cutting his ass off...
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Right.
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Rainey started
Meatfest, a'ight?
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Not a vegetable in the crib.
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I'm talking meat only.
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You feel me? You dig?
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Anyway, that annual tradition
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has been going on for...
27 years?
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[laughs]
Yo, this is a lot of meat.
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- [Freddy] Help me out here.
- [Stunna] Ow! Fuck.
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[roommates screaming]
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Yo, who's is this?
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[Stunna] Oh, shit. Oh, oh! Ooh!
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[Freddy] Wait, she's coming!
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- [roommates shouting]
- [Earl] Oh, hold up.
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Hey, y'all, who know
where this earring is from?
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- [roommate] What?
- [roommate] I don't know.
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[roommate] Who cares?
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Oh, this sexy-ass girl
I hooked up with
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last week at Luka's.
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[Stunna] Ooh, did you hit that?
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[roommate] Fuck yeah, I did.
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- [shouting]
- Bug queen!
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Hey, hey, what she look like?
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Fall back. Fall back.
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She's powering up
her scorpion tail!
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Light-skinned Black girl,
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big curly hair, big booty.
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She has a-a rose tattoo
on her shoulder.
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She told me her name,
but I was hella lit.
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Uh, Amber? Anika? Alexis?
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Ashley. Her name is Ashley.
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- [bomb whistling]
- Fuck!
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[explosion]
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- [laser gunfire]
- [bugs chittering]
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[dramatic music plays]
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[game narrator] Game over.
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[funky music plays]
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[muffled music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey.
- [guest] Hi, Rainey.
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What's that for?
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In this house, Trish is
surrounded by white people
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because of Miles and me.
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So for the holidays,
we decided to cap
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the amount of white people
allowed at Meatfest.
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This year, we're down to six.
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I gotta do more to reduce
the white footprint.
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You do know you're white.
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I already clicked one for me.
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You better click one
for Darrell.
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He's coming, right?
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Yeah, but he's not white.
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He's Chilean-something.
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I'm not dating
another white guy,
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and I'm not going double white
in this neighborhood.
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He looks white to me.
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Why do you think
I call him White Darrell?
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'Cause he's not Black.
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I am not that reductive.
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Wait, wait, Rainey,
you're dating someone new
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and keeping it
a secret from us?
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I've had, like, two dates
with the guy.
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Well, if he looks white,
he reaps all the benefits
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of being white, so guess what.
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He's white.
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And that's a fair point.
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He's not white like me-white.
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Well, show us a picture.
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I can't because my phone
is in the Be Present basket.
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No phones till after dinner.
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Did y'all drop your phones
in that basket?
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- All right, keep it simple.
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Does he go to Blondie's
or Fat Slice for pizza?
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And don't think. Just answer.
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- I think Fat Slice.
- He's Black.
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No, he's just not
Blondie's white.
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And Asians go to Blondie's.
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Don't be grouping us
with white people.
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Yellow Peril
supports Black Power.
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Well, bring the Asians
to Fat Slice.
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No, go to Graffiti Pizza.
A Black woman owns that.
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[Marty] Don't be grouping
all us Asians together.
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- I'm Taiwanese.
- Yeah.
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[together] Not to be mistaken
for mainland China.
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I know, babe. [chuckles]
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Does Darrell use a washcloth
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- or a naked bar of soap?
- [Rainey] I don't know.
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I haven't showered
with him yet.
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- [Nancy] Oh.
- Okay.
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[laughter]
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- Ashley!
- [door slams]
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[suspenseful music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[Ashley] Oh, fuck.
No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Mommy! Mommy--
- [Ashley] No! Shh, shh.
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- Shut up. Shut up.
- [Trish grunting]
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Let me go, you bitch!
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Okay! Okay, okay, okay.
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Listen to me.
It's not what you think.
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You fucking ho-ass, trick-ass--
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No, no, no, no, no.
It was nothing.
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Just let me explain.
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Bitch, you cheated
on my brother
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while he is in prison.
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You his wife, Ash!
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Ooh, I cannot wait
to tell everyone.
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- You are fucking done.
- I-I-I just--
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Hey, what up, y'all?
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- [all greeting]
- Spice King and his thang.
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What's good with y'all?
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[person] Hope you got
them hot wings.
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Oh, look, baby,
No Phones Be Present.
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- You dig this?
- [June] I love it.
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Earl, I'm so glad you're here.
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There's a code red emergency.
I need your help.
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Trish is here already?
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I have no idea.
But the bug terrarium broke.
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What?
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I used my mom's Amazon
to buy praying mantis eggs,
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and then they all hatched.
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And then they escaped.
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Oh, shit.
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Meet me in my room.
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You can bring your friend.
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It's not--
she has so much going on--
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What are you waiting for?
Come on.
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[Earl] Okay, I gotta put
this meat in--
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[guest] Hey, what up, E?
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Hey, hey, man, what's up?
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No, I said,
"Why are they bugging me?"
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We didn't say nothing
about no bugs.
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[Ashley] Trish, I'ma need you
just to be quiet, okay?
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And I need you
to keep it between us.
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Oh, do you?
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Well, Earl knows
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because your side meat is
his fucking roommate!
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Now I'm 'bout to tell my mama.
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He is not my fucking side meat!
Fuck!
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I just-I just need you
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to give me a chance
to figure it out, okay?
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I am begging you.
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Fuck you, Ashley.
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We trusted you.
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Ma!
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Fucking Christ.
Just--fine! Fine.
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But if you tell her,
I will tell Jacque
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that you are in love with her
and that you tried
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to sabotage Cuddie.
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[funky music plays
in background]
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♪ ♪
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[scoffs] Wow.
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Wow! Okay.
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Just leave it alone
until after Meatfest, okay?
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And I will tell Rainey myself.
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Trish, you're on duty.
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You know what to do.
White cap is six.
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We're at three now,
including me.
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Is everything all right?
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Yeah, just hungry
for that meat.
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[scoffs]
Ain't that the truth.
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Fuck you,
you lumberjack-looking bitch.
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[whispering]
Fuck you.
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Dumbass fucking bitch.
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[Earl] How could they all
have escaped?
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I'm seven.
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Okay, how many mantises
are we talking about here?
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At least ten.
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But they kept on hatching,
so could be more.
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My God, a whole congregation
of mantises.
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Okay, Sean, we got you.
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[Janelle] I'm off to check
on Sean.
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This is our secret.
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[Janelle] Baby boy.
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Oh, shit, what the--
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oh.
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Hi, Earl.
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- You must be June.
- [June] Mm-hmm.
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I'm Janelle.
It's nice to meet you.
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It's nice to meet you.
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- No Mustafa?
- [Janelle] Uh, no.
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He had to go back to Bali
to take care of his daughter.
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- My fiancé.
- Oh, fiancé, not divorcée?
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She said fiancé.
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- Future fiancé.
- [Earl] Okay, fiancé.
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We're just excited
to meet your...
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[both] Future fiancé.
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Stop saying fiancé!
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Sean's bugs got loose.
Now his ass is on the line.
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- [Sean] Earl!
- Oh!
254
00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,688
You told!
255
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,252
Yeah, but we need
all the help we can get.
256
00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,263
I don't know what the hell
you got bugs for, anyway.
257
00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,742
Ashley ain't never
heard of a dog?
258
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,735
Just find them before Mom sees.
259
00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,475
And boom.
260
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,129
- Oh.
- Oh, nice.
261
00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,703
- Now that's good--
- Pace yourself.
262
00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,920
Just remember to save room
for the pig.
263
00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,616
[Scotty] But he wanted me
to move to Nice,
264
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,233
and I said
that's out of the question.
265
00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,047
Oh, my goodness.
266
00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:38,615
- Oh, hey Miss Tammy.
- [Tammy] Hey, baby.
267
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,232
Oh, a teardrop earring
looks good on you, honey.
268
00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,802
- [laughs]
- [Tammy] Thank you, sugar!
269
00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:43,499
Oh, there you are.
270
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,626
Oh, God, you look like shit.
271
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:47,239
[Ashley whimpers]
272
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,629
Oh, okay, uh...
273
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,373
okay, what is wrong?
274
00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,334
Uh, excuse me!
275
00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,903
- I messed up, okay?
- Okay.
276
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,600
Last week, I went to a bar
and we had drinks
277
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,554
and there was
music and dancing,
278
00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,301
and then I kissed someone.
279
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:01,562
And it doesn't--
it doesn't mean anything.
280
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,908
But--but Trish found out,
281
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,427
and now she wants
to tell Rainey.
282
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:05,686
Look, don't worry.
283
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,479
I kissed two guys
today already.
284
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,037
It's the holidays.
285
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,703
- That's not the same!
- Mm.
286
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:15,048
Yo, I don't know what this
shit will do to my family.
287
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,659
But I have to do
what's right, right?
288
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,620
Oh God, my heart.
289
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,918
Who's gonna be couple goals
for Cuddie and me now,
290
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,485
Steph and Ayesha?
291
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,152
Girl, you know I can't cook.
292
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:27,625
How are you making this
about Cuddie right now?
293
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,064
I mean, they were
kind of goals, you know?
294
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,464
[Scotty]
Does she have any proof?
295
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:32,757
Yes, she has
one of my earrings.
296
00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,073
So what?
297
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:35,235
So she has one
and you have one.
298
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:36,813
They cancel each other out,
299
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:39,417
like that time I had
a threesome with my ex.
300
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,511
Okay, this-this-
this isn't helping.
301
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,731
Wake up, bitch.
302
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,509
It's your word against hers.
303
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,170
And let's face it,
she is a lot,
304
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,687
like Kirstie Alley on Twitter.
305
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:49,872
- Have you followed that bitch?
- [Ashley] No.
306
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,477
Honey, she has lost
her damn mind.
307
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:54,087
She's always lounging
in her pajamas.
308
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:58,268
Okay, so, um, what- what do
I say, that- that she's lying?
309
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,223
I should just tell, right?
310
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:02,005
It's my word against hers.
311
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,836
I don't think
that's gonna be enough.
312
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,397
Who else knows?
313
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,800
[Ashley] Earl knows!
314
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,447
Well, what are you doing
talking to me?
315
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,580
You need to go make sure
he shuts his trap.
316
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,023
Yeah, you- you're right. Here.
317
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,056
- Oh.
- Here, here, here.
318
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,460
Find Earl. Find Earl. Oh--
319
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,286
And find wine.
Find wine. Find wine.
320
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,105
Rainey, my angel.
321
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,420
Oh, I hate that bitch
so fucking much!
322
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:22,896
[Scotty]
Can I get some more wine?
323
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,506
[Rainey] I have wine.
324
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:25,986
[whimpers]
325
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,036
Get your own damn plate, Trish!
326
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,821
All right, Earl, where you at?
327
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,433
Earl.
328
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:37,313
[Western showdown music plays]
329
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,349
♪ ♪
330
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,790
[mouthing words]
Fuck you.
331
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,713
Trish? I'm Leah.
332
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,842
Sean goes to school
with my son.
333
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,854
Ooh, that's four.
334
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:56,926
You lucky you here early.
335
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,114
A- actually, can you help?
336
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,679
I have another tray in my car.
337
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:03,106
Ugh, this--
this is why there's a cap.
338
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,380
Where's your car at,
Miss Daisy?
339
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,732
It's right out front, yeah.
340
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:12,727
[Earl whispering] Okay.
341
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,692
Oh, wait. Wait.
342
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,741
Don't move. Don't move.
Don't move.
343
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,963
Okay, just-just follow me
right in here.
344
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,653
Oh.
345
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,785
- [Ashley] Earl.
- Oh!
346
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,658
I know you know, Earl.
347
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,139
And just when you think
you have things under control,
348
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,565
boom, this happens.
349
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:30,791
Things happen.
350
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,014
And I know you know.
351
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,972
And now you know
I know you know.
352
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,447
I don't know anything.
353
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,970
I know who your roommate is.
354
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,584
- Oh!
- I fucked up.
355
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,244
But it's not
what you think it is,
356
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,204
so I'ma need you to keep it
to yourself for a day.
357
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,716
No worries. I'm- I'm a vault.
358
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,201
They call me voûte suisse.
359
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,331
Okay?
360
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:51,993
It's French for Swiss vault.
361
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,155
Okay, well,
this is English for "Shh!"
362
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,555
- Please.
- Okay.
363
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:58,337
- S'il vous plaît.
- Okay.
364
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:01,173
[both laughing forcefully]
365
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,870
[chuckling] All right.
366
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:10,013
[whispering]
Oh, baby, my sweet.
367
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:12,923
We almost got caught. Oh.
368
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:21,192
[tense music plays]
369
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:24,235
♪ ♪
370
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:35,254
[exhales]
371
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,689
You're cute,
like a little alien.
372
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,767
- [Trish] Earl.
- Oh! Oh!
373
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,691
Gotta get out this hallway.
374
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,820
I need you to come help me
tell my mom about Ashley now,
375
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,392
'cause a nigga needs a witness.
376
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,349
What? No.
This is between you two.
377
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,004
Did Ashley get to you?
378
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,961
Are you really on her side
with this bullshit?
379
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,610
No, I'm not on any side
of anything.
380
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,223
I'm-I'm Switzerland.
381
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,444
Nigga, fuck Switzerland.
382
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,182
Look, all I know is hearsay.
383
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,490
Okay, I heard nothing.
I know nothing.
384
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,059
I saw a earring.
I seen so many earrings.
385
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,186
You have earrings on right now.
386
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,615
Why the fuck
you covering up your cup for?
387
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,281
You think
I'ma fucking poison you?
388
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,588
This just how I--a drink
that I've been drinking
389
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:10,406
that is a drink...
that I drink.
390
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,552
It's good etiquette at a party
to cover your drink.
391
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:19,599
Silence is violence, Earl.
392
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:24,038
Silence is violence.
393
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:26,694
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
394
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,912
Yeah.
395
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,478
You- you talkin' and you being
vi--
396
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:31,958
Silence is
motherfuckin' violence.
397
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,045
[Earl] Oh, okay.
398
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:39,793
[clears throat]
399
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:43,932
Yep, just in the hallway drinking.
400
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,623
[whispering]
June, talk to him. Talk to him.
401
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,451
Wow, where did you get those
little-little micro links?
402
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,594
Well, you know what?
Enjoy that.
403
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,886
- Ah! Okay.
- Here you go.
404
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,943
Where'd you meet this guy?
405
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,675
Gilroy Garlic Festival.
406
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,766
[Dauntes] White as cocaine.
407
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,375
[Nancy]
Hey, I go there every year.
408
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:04,339
They got one hell of a sorbet.
Garlic Sherb.
409
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,168
Ooh, does he check out
them thick-ass mannequins
410
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:07,563
at Eastmont Mall?
411
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:08,949
I don't know.
Should I take him?
412
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:09,948
Has he been
to Sweet Jimmy's yet?
413
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,873
Now, that's a dead giveaway.
414
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,704
Does he know any of those
commercials off of Soul Beat?
415
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,605
Ask him if he knows
what a chitloaf is.
416
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,310
You ask him when he gets here.
417
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,354
How am I supposed to know
all this off two dates?
418
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,620
- It's a loaf of chitlins.
- [laughter]
419
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,136
Tried to get that commercial
out of my mind,
420
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:26,010
but I can't,
even after all this time.
421
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,102
- Mm-mm.
- Shoot, Darrell's late.
422
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,491
He's supposed to bring ice.
423
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,584
[Dauntes] Ooh.
424
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:35,282
Not to bat against my own team,
but the brother is late.
425
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:36,889
[Rainey] I didn't say
he was Black.
426
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,809
I said I really,
really, really, really
427
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,548
don't think he's white.
428
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:43,993
- Oh, he white.
- [Marty] Mm-hmm.
429
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,863
- [Dauntes chuckling]
- As soy milk.
430
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,465
As the Ultimate Frisbee team.
431
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,505
St. Patrick's Day parade.
432
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,254
As a ayahuasca trip to Bali.
433
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,301
Shit, rice.
434
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,389
The Olsen twins.
435
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,647
[laughter]
436
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,567
[Sean] You've got this.
It's okay.
437
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,255
Come on, Petunia.
438
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,873
Come on. Come on.
439
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,533
It's okay. You can trust me.
Come on.
440
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,088
Let's get you
in your little home.
441
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:06,655
There you go.
442
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,672
[Monophonics'
"La La La Love Me" playing]
443
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,192
[mimics gun cocking]
444
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,319
Locked and loaded.
445
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,411
We did it, Thizzly.
Just a few more to go.
446
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:19,594
♪ ♪
447
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,367
Whoo! I'm the mantis king!
448
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,246
♪ ♪
449
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:27,604
[singer]
♪ Sitting in the dark ♪
450
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:30,815
[clearing throat]
451
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,856
Nancy! Nancy. Nance.
452
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:37,953
I have a situation.
453
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,824
Oh, Lord. What now?
454
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:43,385
Ashley may have
455
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,534
stepped out on Miles
with my roommate.
456
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,266
Now, she says it was nothing,
and I believe her.
457
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,567
But who cares what I believe
'cause Trish found out
458
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:52,404
and went crazy and says
she wanna go to Rainey with it.
459
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,753
Ashley's asked me
not to say anything,
460
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:54,842
but Trish isn't having it.
461
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,096
They both coming for me.
462
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,969
And I keep saying,
"Hey, I'm Swiss!
463
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:03,145
Like good cheese
and chocolate."
464
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,683
And I got a lot of things
that I'm juggling
465
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,896
I'm not even telling--oh!
466
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,586
I felt that on the other side.
467
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,293
I can't believe you're putting
all this on my plate
468
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,290
when I got all this
on my plate.
469
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:16,043
I'll handle it. Don't do shit.
470
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,039
♪ ♪
471
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:21,821
What the fuck?
472
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,867
♪ ♪
473
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:31,091
She-she couldn't
hear me, right?
474
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,494
Ah, I was using
my whisper voice.
475
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:34,877
[Janelle]
Get your ass in there.
476
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:37,710
Ow! Ow!
477
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,449
Bitch, are you serious?
You cheated on Miles?
478
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:41,711
Who told you that?
479
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,503
Earl told my mama.
480
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,544
How the fuck you gon'
tell him before you tell me?
481
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,633
Oh, fuck, it's spreading.
482
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,552
First of all, it meant nothing.
483
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,683
And I didn't tell anyone.
He found out.
484
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:52,939
Fuck.
485
00:17:56,945 --> 00:18:00,335
Ash, you know I get it, okay?
486
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,780
But you gon' have
to tell Rainey
487
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,556
before anybody else does.
488
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,351
Tell her I kissed another man
at fucking Meatfest,
489
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,906
the very festival
she created to spite
490
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,913
a man who cheated on her?
491
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,655
Oh, yeah,
Rainey don't play that.
492
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:12,702
- Mm.
- [knocking]
493
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:13,880
Occupied!
494
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:14,875
Okay, take your time.
495
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,356
I'll go upstairs.
496
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,486
Mommy, Mommy,
do you have a second?
497
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,265
Yes, baby. What is it?
498
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,453
Mom, I need
to tell you some real--
499
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,316
[Nancy] Trish, can I talk
to you for a second?
500
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,841
- Okay, wait, wait, one sec.
- I'll be right back.
501
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,324
- I just have to pee.
- Mom.
502
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,365
You keep that Ashley shit
to yourself.
503
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,237
Don't tell your mama
or anybody else.
504
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,978
Why?
505
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,773
Everybody deserves to know
what a scammer Ashley is.
506
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,935
Whatever happened to all that
ride or die loyalty bullshit
507
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,335
she be talking about?
508
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,208
I understand
where you coming from.
509
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,169
But be honest with yourself.
510
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,688
Are you trying to help Miles
or just hurt Ashley?
511
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:50,688
Hmm? What are you up to?
512
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,255
[Jennifer] Hey, Janelle.
513
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,352
Girl, shut the fuck up.
We're on a mission.
514
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,920
Go, go, go, hurry up, hurry up.
515
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,566
Hi, Trish.
516
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,880
Hey, girl.
517
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,922
I brought bone broth.
518
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,101
Great.
519
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,877
Okay, that's five whites.
520
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:05,271
- One spot to go.
- [clicks]
521
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,930
Bone broth.
522
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,409
[Janelle] Now, see,
if my Mustafa was here,
523
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,850
he would have captured
all of these
524
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,543
in under 30 seconds flat.
525
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:14,850
Did I mention his judo skills?
526
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,889
Not in the last five minutes.
527
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:20,201
When do we get to meet
the magical Mustafa, anyway?
528
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,293
Well, maybe you can
come visit us.
529
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:24,993
[June] Oh, yes, I love Bali.
530
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,300
You're moving back to Bali
with Prince Charming?
531
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,246
Shh! Shh! Dang, Earl.
532
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,524
It's still a secret, a'ight?
533
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,036
I ain't told Ash yet.
534
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,610
Okay, but now the vault
is closed.
535
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,038
No more secrets.
536
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,255
- All right.
- Okay.
537
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,444
Man, this little critter
really like you.
538
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,697
[Rainey] Make way! Make way.
539
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:46,050
[all cheering]
540
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,271
[guest] Wonderful.
541
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,714
That's a pig pig, ain't it?
542
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:54,798
Talk about high on the hog.
[laughing]
543
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:57,022
You know,
it's a saying for a reason.
544
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:59,022
Speech, my lady, speech.
545
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:02,114
- Oh! Oh! Speech!
- [all cheering]
546
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,774
This Meatfest could not have
come at a better time.
547
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,939
I needed this so badly.
548
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:10,251
I'm so glad to have
all of you in our home.
549
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,509
[guest] Aww.
550
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,165
Ah, perfect timing.
551
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,075
Everybody, this is Darrell.
552
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,040
[Darrell] I did not know
what to wear to Meatfest,
553
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:20,962
from the shoes and my fit
all the way up to the do.
554
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,529
I was just--
so I'm so sorry I'm late.
555
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:24,877
I didn't know
what to do with my dog
556
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,092
because he gets
separation anxiety.
557
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:27,441
[all] Hmm.
558
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:28,844
[Darrell]
But you would love him.
559
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:29,713
Chauncey is
the world's sweetest pit.
560
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,317
[crowd mumbling]
561
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:35,578
Luckily, my cousin Meredith,
she came over to sit with him.
562
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,322
But then driving over here,
I got pulled over.
563
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,800
[all mumbling]
564
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,023
Thank goodness I knew the cop.
565
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,281
[all muttering]
566
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:42,724
'Cause he pulled me over
last week.
567
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,330
- [crowd] Ah!
- [Darrell] So I pulled out
568
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,200
my "friends and family
of a cop" badge again,
569
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,682
and he let me go.
570
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,681
- [all chattering]
- It works every time.
571
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,163
Okay, we have reached
audacity of the Caucacity
572
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,861
in the white capacity, y'all.
573
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,121
- [guest] Yes.
- [all muttering]
574
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,344
- That's a shame.
- Yeah.
575
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:57,562
I know that dude,
White Darrell.
576
00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,347
That nigga hella Mexican.
577
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,132
[Rainey] All right, all right,
where was I?
578
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,520
Well, you all have been there
for me when I needed you.
579
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,274
And more than that,
you've been there
580
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,045
when I've shut my blinds
and tried to hide.
581
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,140
When I was too proud
or scared to ask,
582
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,710
you have always been
a constant support.
583
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:18,669
And I can trust you
to be honest with me,
584
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,365
even when the truth hurts.
585
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:23,063
And that, my friends,
is loyalty.
586
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,114
You are my chosen family.
587
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,846
[Janelle] Aww.
588
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,457
- [Rainey] To Meatfest!
- [Earl] To Meatfest!
589
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:31,198
[all cheering]
590
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:35,948
All right, now where
do we start with this?
591
00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:39,777
[indistinct chatter]
592
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:42,337
- You okay?
- I'm far from okay.
593
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:47,960
Mm-mm-mm.
594
00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,569
Always the thirsty bitch.
595
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,437
Lap it up, poor baby dumb-dumb.
596
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:54,528
Trish, just back the fuck off.
597
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,357
Oh.
Oh, no, no, don't talk to me.
598
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:57,659
Talk to the judge
in divorce court.
599
00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:59,274
Now's not the time.
600
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:00,835
Y'all need to get your asses
back in there.
601
00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:03,061
Ooh, I should really
whoop your ass
602
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:04,321
right here
in front of everybody.
603
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,760
Calm down, Trish.
604
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,109
Don't fucking tell me
to calm down!
605
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,108
- [Nancy] Excuse me?
- [Janelle] Hey!
606
00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,549
Oh, why is everyone in here?
607
00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:11,196
Is it something I said?
608
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:18,025
Earl.
609
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:19,562
Don't look at me.
610
00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,466
I'm-I'm Switzerland.
611
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:26,393
Oh. Huh?
612
00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:28,515
You?
613
00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:33,311
Earl? Janelle? Nancy? No?
614
00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:35,399
None of y'all, hmm?
615
00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:37,704
Okay, you know what? Fuck it.
616
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,924
I cannot do this shit anymore.
617
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,450
No more secrets.
618
00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:43,707
Mommy,
619
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:46,667
Ashley done fucked around
on Miles,
620
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:49,586
and everybody here knows
but you.
621
00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:57,677
Jacque, I am in love with you.
622
00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,811
And I tried
to break you and Cuddie up
623
00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:02,383
by telling P-Lo to tell him
to wear a pirate costume.
624
00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:04,121
- [scoffs]
- Sabotage.
625
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:06,992
Uh, I have some good news.
626
00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:09,874
Um, I'm moving back to Bali.
627
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:11,387
Hold on. What?
628
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,870
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
629
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,441
Go back.
630
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:19,875
Ashley, that's not true, is it?
631
00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:22,397
I don't--um...
632
00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:29,843
I'm sorry.
633
00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:34,410
I'm so sorry.
There's um... no excuse.
634
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:40,587
Rainey, I just miss him
so much.
635
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,773
[Rainey]
Are you fucking kidding me?
636
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:50,120
I-I just wanted
a bit of normal again.
637
00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:55,035
I've just been having
a really hard time.
638
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:58,002
And it's not
anyone else's problem,
639
00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:00,478
so I just stuff it down.
640
00:24:00,613 --> 00:24:02,143
But it's gotten worse,
641
00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:04,176
and I- I don't feel
like myself anymore.
642
00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:07,582
I just--I got drunk,
643
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:09,797
and some guy was being
really nice to me,
644
00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:13,666
and... it was so stupid.
645
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,629
And I'll tell Miles myself.
646
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:20,937
Just- just please, at least
let me tell him myself.
647
00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,679
[Miles] Well, you just did.
648
00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:32,821
[Trish] Oh, shit.
649
00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:35,389
My brother done
broke out of jail.
650
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:43,479
I tried to call.
651
00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:47,009
But there's no phones
at Meatfest, so...
652
00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:50,972
[Sean] Come on, Thizzly.
We did it.
653
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,064
We got the praying mantises!
654
00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:54,707
Dad!
655
00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:57,631
[soft music playing]
656
00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:58,633
♪ ♪
657
00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:00,318
[grunts]
658
00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:04,151
[laughing]
659
00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:05,895
[Sean] I missed you.
660
00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:08,899
♪ ♪
661
00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:20,869
[Trish] Fuck.
662
00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:22,827
We are at white capacity.
663
00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:24,306
Darrell, I will
make you a plate,
664
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:25,345
but you gotta go.
665
00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:26,956
- Okay.
- [clicks]
666
00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:31,090
[SOB x RBE's
"Onna Gang" playing]
667
00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:33,045
[DaBoii] Shit, I'ma name
this shit "Onna Gang," nigga,
668
00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:35,103
'cause, nigga,
everything I'm saying, nigga,
669
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:37,839
that's on gang, nigga.
670
00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:39,494
♪ Just cause you got
Ya ass a gun ♪
671
00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:41,408
♪ That don't make you
A gangster ♪
672
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,153
♪ Ol' badass lil boy
I'll give you a spanking ♪
673
00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:44,407
♪ I know some niggas
Want me dead ♪
674
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,106
♪ I be keeping 'em patient ♪
675
00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:47,463
♪ Keep taking pictures
With all them hammers ♪
676
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:48,983
♪ Ain't beating no cases ♪
677
00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:50,326
♪ Load the clips up
With gloves ♪
678
00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:52,585
♪ I ain't leaving no traces ♪
679
00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:53,991
♪ I'll leave up out this Earth
before leaving a statement ♪
680
00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:55,681
♪ Fuck with us
Yeah, just know ♪
681
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,638
♪ That you beefing
With Haitians ♪
682
00:25:57,817 --> 00:25:59,427
♪ We ride around with baby K's
On a special occasion ♪
683
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,781
♪ Li'l bitch, I'm a dog
But a lion at heart ♪
684
00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:03,131
♪ You know that shit
Gon' come to light ♪
685
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:04,653
♪ You can't hide in the dark ♪
686
00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:05,914
♪ And you can't get up
In this whip ♪
687
00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:07,696
♪ Catch you riding a bar ♪
688
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:09,000
♪ And you don't mean
Shit you tweet ♪
689
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:10,919
♪ But be typing it hard ♪
690
00:26:11,091 --> 00:26:12,571
♪ And every time I hit a bitch
It be from behind ♪
691
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,005
♪ When they had me
In that cell ♪
692
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:15,974
♪ I was beefing with time ♪
693
00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:18,229
♪ Nah, nigga, I don't rap
I'm just speaking my mind ♪
694
00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:20,485
♪ DaBoii for president, bitch
I'm freeing the guys ♪
695
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,749
♪ Keep on talking
Out your neck ♪
696
00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:23,408
♪ That shit funny as fuck ♪
697
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,582
♪ I'm finna pull up
On your sister ♪
698
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,280
♪ And bust me a nut ♪
699
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:27,414
♪ I'm not familiar
With no manners ♪
700
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,456
♪ Or no home training ♪
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