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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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♪ Itsy-bitsy spider ♪
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♪ Went up the waterspout ♪
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♪ Down came the rain ♪
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♪ And washed
The spider out ♪
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♪ And, uh...
Tipper Gore ♪
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♪ Has a lot of clout ♪
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♪ And...
Sometimes you sit ♪
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♪ And you could
Start to pout ♪
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♪ Some people have, um ♪
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♪ A very bad case
Of gout ♪
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♪ And if
You're not sure ♪
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♪ That's called
You doubt ♪
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That's how it goes.
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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ I love you like I do ♪
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♪ Tell me who ♪
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♪ Can stop my heart
As much as you ♪
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♪ Tell me
All your secrets ♪
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♪ I'll tell you
Most of mine ♪
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♪ They say
Nobody's perfect ♪
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♪ Well, that's really
True this time ♪
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♪ I don't have the answers
I don't have a plan ♪
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♪ All I have is you
So, baby ♪
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♪ Help me understand ♪
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♪ What we do ♪
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♪ You can whisper
In my ear ♪
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♪ Where we go ♪
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♪ Who knows what happens
After here? ♪
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♪ Let's take
Each other's hand ♪
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♪ And jump
Into the final frontier ♪
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♪ Mad about you ♪
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♪ Mad about you ♪
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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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Clam chowder.
That would be a soup.
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Rice cakes. That would be
a snacking item.
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And pimentos. Pimentos.
Boy, that's, hmm,
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fruits? Vegetable?
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We'll say miscellaneous.
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It's nothing to be
ashamed of.
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Condiment.
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Seriously?
Trust me.
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[DOORBELL BUZZES]
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Yeah. Tell me again
why we do this.
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Because last night we ate
13-year-old creamed corn.
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I thought it was gravy.
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Hey, splink, how are you?
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Hello.
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What's the matter
with you?
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What?
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Why are you walking
like that?
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Like what?
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Like a-- like a really
timid monkey.
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Hey, can I have this?
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No, you can't have it.
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Hi, James.
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Hey. Nice pants.
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Thank you.
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That's what it is--
the pants!
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What?
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The pants, with your funny
little walk there.
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Look at you.
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You know what,
my friend?
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You are just jealous
because I can still
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fit into a pair of pants that
I wore 20 years ago.
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And you're saying you're
comfortable in these pants.
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More or less, yes.
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Yeah, okay.
Tell you what.
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Here's 20 bucks. If you can pick
it up, it's yours.
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[FABRIC TEARING]
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Hello, hello,
hello, hello.
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Yeah. Nice
talking to you.
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Well, they look
really nice.
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Thank you, James.
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So, Paulie, uh,
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come with me today,
will you, huh?
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What's today?
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Oh, Ira's got a very,
very fascinating date.
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With who?
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I have no idea.
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What am I missing?
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Last week, after
a very lengthy hiatus,
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I actually put on
these pair of pants,
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and in the pocket,
I found this.
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What is it?
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It's a program from
the Hayden Planetarium
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from, like, 1979.
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Somebody wrote a note, see,
with today's date. 1 p.m.,
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and a little note
saying, "See you then."
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Wow.
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Wild, isn't it?
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She kissed it.
That's so sexy.
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Well, listen...
we're hoping it's a she.
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You have no idea
who this is?
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James, come on.
It was the 1970s.
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I had a Trans Am, a beautiful
set of muttonchops,
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and an afro that
made me look 6'5".
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It's great
that you're going.
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It's like fate.
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What is?
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That Ira would trim down
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just in time
to fit into these pants
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that have been in mothballs
since, like, 1979,
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that you find this in the pocket
and keep the appointment.
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It's destiny!
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Yeah.
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She gets like this
when she cleans.
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Paul, are you
coming with?
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No, I'm wiping peanut butter
here. I got a lot to do.
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But if it turns out it's
destiny, you'll call us up.
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Okay. Just hope if she
turns up, she's not some nut.
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Well, if she's some nut,
you call us up.
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Are they
really pop tarts?
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What's it to you?
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I'm just surprised,
that's all.
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[DOORBELL BUZZES]
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Hey-- Oop!
I'll get that.
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Gets like what?
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What?
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Gets like what?
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What?
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Hey, Aunt Syl.
Hey, Uncle Burt!
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BURT:
Howdy, howdy, howdy!
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Why are you walking
like that?
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Aw, it's nothing.
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I have a cream.
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JAMIE:
Hey, Burt, Sylvia.
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Oh, hi.
Hi.
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Is that your rearview
mirror again?
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Yup.
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You still driving
that piece-of-junk car?
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Hey, watch it, buddy.
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You've had this car
since I'm 10.
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There's no reverse.
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Seriously, since 1993
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the man has only
driven forward.
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Wherever you need
to go it reverse,
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there's a way to get
there in forward.
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I understand that, but--
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What do you think
people did
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before there was a reverse,
Mr. Big Shot?
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I don't know what
they did, but my point--
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All right,
the "reverse" conversation.
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That's it. Listen,
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if you don't hear from me
before Thursday,
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you call somebody,
all right?
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Good luck.
Go get 'em, monkey.
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Paulie,
your father and I
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are going away
for the weekend.
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I wonder, could we borrow
your big suitcase?
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Sure. What happened
to yours?
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Your father keeps
his TV Guidesin there.
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Sylvia, where
are you going?
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Oh. Remember
the Melvilles?
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Enough.
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Yeah. Well,
we're gonna house-sit
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for them in Buffalo.
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We're driving up there
tomorrow afternoon.
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You're driving?
Yeah.
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Oh, no, no.
No, no.
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We'll be fine.
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No, you are
not driving
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that stinky car
to Buffalo.
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You can rent one.
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Oh, why rent one?
I got snow tires.
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Yeah, well, when the snow
tires get to Buffalo,
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they can send for the rest
of the car.
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Okay, listen, come on, Burt.
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We got to pack.
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We'll call
when we get there.
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All right, but--
be-be careful.
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Burt, come on. I have
to cut the carrots,
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I have to make
the egg salad...
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Road trip!
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Yeah, all right,
but, jeez, be...
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This is not good.
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This is very not good.
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All right.
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What are you
gonna do?
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I am gonna rent them
a car.
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No, no, no. You know
he'll never go for that.
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Well, this trip to Buffalo
is not gonna happen,
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so please tell me
what we should do.
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[SIGHS]
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Remember when you lost
your Notre Dame t-shirt?
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Yeah. I loved that shirt.
I used to wear it every day.
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Yes, you did.
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You hated that shirt.
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You always--
you said it was ratty
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and smelled
like Fontina cheese.
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Mm-hmm. And then
you lost it.
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But it all turned
out for the best
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because people stopped
laughing and pointing.
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That's true. I was a better man
without the shirt. I never
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figured out how I lost that
shirt. It was in the hamper,
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and then it was in the drawer,
then it was, like...
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gone.
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Are you kidding me?
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I did it
because I love you.
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What are you saying?
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I'm just saying
that sometimes,
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when things
don't work so good,
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they need to...
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disappear.
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And it's for the best?
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Yes...
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I'm so scared of you
right now, I'm aroused.
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MAN:
As we ponder
the celestial magic
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of the summertime sky,
we know one thing for sure.
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That's a lot of stars.
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Thank you for coming.
Have a nice day.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Get lost.
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Ah, hey, 20 years.
Long time, huh?
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Why, you haven't
aged a day.
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Whoa!
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Hey, long time no see.
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How's it goin'?
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Do I look
familiar to you?
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No, I guess not.
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My god,
the pants still fit.
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Marianne!
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Of course!
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Mwah!
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You didn't even
remember.
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No, no, I did. I did.
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Well, you know,
not exactly.
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But, hey,
I showed up, didn't I?
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Yeah.
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Oh, you look good!
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Please. I look great.
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Yeah, you do.
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You look great.
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[GROANS]
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You all right there?
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Oh, yeah. I'm good.
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So, how you been,
Marianne?
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I'm dating a duke now.
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A duke?
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Yeah, well, you know,
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when you become
what they call ensconced
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in the upper social crest,
that's who you meet--
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Dukes, earls--
them kind of people.
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What is he the duke of?
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Hmm?
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I mean, if he's a duke,
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he's gotta be
the duke of something.
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Oh, whatever.
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The point is, he's even more
loaded than the last one.
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You?
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How's your life?
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Good. Good. It's great,
as a matter of fact.
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I opened 2 new stores, so, you
know, business is booming,
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really keeping me busy.
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Oh, that's good.
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And also I'm dating
a supermodel,
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which, you know, is great,
because she's just--
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Ooh, she's so beautiful.
But you know what?
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She's also really
a very good person.
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Uh-huh.
Yeah.
261
00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:09,376
Ah, who am I kidding,
Marianne?
262
00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:11,274
You know, the truth is,
263
00:09:11,412 --> 00:09:14,795
I am running my one business
into the ground.
264
00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:18,765
My last girlfriend became a man
just after I started dating her.
265
00:09:18,903 --> 00:09:21,837
The other day, a 90-year-old guy
in a deli stole my bagel.
266
00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:25,392
Wow, Ira, that's
a really sad story.
267
00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:28,844
Want to hear
an even sadder one?
268
00:09:28,982 --> 00:09:31,812
I'm completely broke
and living with my mother
269
00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:33,296
in Secaucus, New Jersey.
270
00:09:33,434 --> 00:09:34,297
What?
271
00:09:34,435 --> 00:09:36,092
What happened to the money?
272
00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,922
I spent it.
273
00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:39,371
Oh.
274
00:09:39,509 --> 00:09:41,684
Jeez, Marianne,
I'm sorry.
275
00:09:41,822 --> 00:09:44,169
Ah, what are you
gonna do?
276
00:09:44,307 --> 00:09:45,585
I had my fun.
277
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,380
Hey, hey, hey.
278
00:09:48,518 --> 00:09:50,969
Here's a crazy thought.
279
00:09:51,107 --> 00:09:53,454
How about-- just until
you get on your feet--
280
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,146
how about you
come and stay with me?
281
00:09:55,284 --> 00:09:56,596
Let's skip the whole,
282
00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:58,874
"I couldn't, you could,
I couldn't, you could" thing.
283
00:09:59,012 --> 00:10:00,979
I'd love to.
Terrific.
284
00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:02,463
Thank you, Ira.
285
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,948
Ah, you're welcome.
286
00:10:04,086 --> 00:10:06,295
So what do you want to do?
You want to go somewhere?
287
00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:07,434
Where?
288
00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:09,160
Anywhere. I gotta
get out of these pants.
289
00:10:09,298 --> 00:10:11,783
There's parts of me asleep that
have never been asleep before.
290
00:10:15,545 --> 00:10:16,892
Oh, my god.
291
00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:19,411
Each time I see it,
it gets a little sadder.
292
00:10:19,549 --> 00:10:21,586
Are you sure we're doing
the right thing?
293
00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,277
Please don't turn out
to be a bad person
294
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,039
to steal a car with.
Okay. Okay.
295
00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:28,110
Let's just do it.
296
00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:32,390
We're not-- not stealing
the car. Just...
297
00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:35,911
How's it going there,
honey?
298
00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:37,395
You know what?
299
00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:38,879
This is the key
for the ignition.
300
00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:40,640
There's a separate key
for the door.
301
00:10:40,778 --> 00:10:43,125
Oh, my god,
this car is so old.
302
00:10:43,263 --> 00:10:44,609
Are you kidding?
This is the car
303
00:10:44,747 --> 00:10:48,130
that Henry Ford drove to the
place where he invented the car.
304
00:10:48,268 --> 00:10:50,546
All right.
Stand back.
305
00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:57,346
Sometimes if you hit it
just right...
306
00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:02,006
I used to be able to--
307
00:11:02,144 --> 00:11:04,974
Let's see here.
I gotta go up and under.
308
00:11:10,877 --> 00:11:12,223
Where did you learn
to do that?
309
00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:14,156
The Todayshow.
310
00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:22,509
Man, your father's
got a lot of junk in here.
311
00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:24,097
So now what do we do?
312
00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:26,099
Now we find an alley,
take off the plates,
313
00:11:26,237 --> 00:11:28,515
file the serial number
off the engine block.
314
00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:30,310
It'll be like
the car never existed.
315
00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:33,209
I gotta start watching
the Todayshow.
316
00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:35,625
[CLATTERING]
317
00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:39,146
Ebony?
318
00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:42,356
Ever since
I can remember.
319
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,049
Does that guy look like
an undercover cop?
320
00:11:46,809 --> 00:11:49,398
Honey, he's a guy
buying a cantaloupe.
321
00:11:49,536 --> 00:11:51,055
I don't think
he's buying cantaloupe.
322
00:11:51,193 --> 00:11:53,367
Look at how
he's handling them.
323
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,369
That's exactly the way
you handle cantaloupe
324
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,371
when you're actually
an undercover cop
325
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,994
pretending to be
buying cantaloupe.
326
00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:01,790
He must be from
the elite melon squad.
327
00:12:01,928 --> 00:12:03,239
[SIREN WAILS]
328
00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:05,103
OFFICER:
Get out of the car
with your hands up.
329
00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,381
You see, thatwould be a cop.
330
00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:11,558
[♪♪♪♪♪]
331
00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:22,155
This was a bad call,
Jamie. A bad call.
332
00:12:22,293 --> 00:12:24,605
It'll be fine. Your parents
aren't going to press charges.
333
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,986
But the cops
are gonna grill us.
334
00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:27,781
Let's-- let's get
our stories straight.
335
00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:29,541
Just whatever I say,
you go along with it.
336
00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:30,542
Okay.
337
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,543
What?
Honey.
338
00:12:31,681 --> 00:12:33,304
Okay.
Don't worry.
339
00:12:33,442 --> 00:12:35,202
All right! Let's go!
340
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,410
This way, please.
341
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:37,549
What?
342
00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:39,413
Wait a minute.
We're actually together.
343
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,243
This is Buchman,
party of 2.
344
00:12:41,381 --> 00:12:42,278
Move it, please!
345
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,246
Shut up, please!
But--
346
00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:46,317
Okay.
Honey! Don't worry.
347
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:51,149
Ha-ha-ha! Dos cervezas
coming right up.
348
00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:52,668
And, hey!
Stay beautiful, baby,
349
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,981
but more than that,
stay a good person.
350
00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:56,983
[LAUGHING]
351
00:12:57,121 --> 00:12:58,329
Oh! Hey!
352
00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:00,055
Hello.
353
00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:02,195
Ira, Chuck.
Chuck, Ira.
354
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,196
How's it goin'?
355
00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:04,645
Good, sir.
356
00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:07,890
Can I use the bathroom?
357
00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:10,237
Sure. It's right there.
358
00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:12,688
He's a sweet kid.
359
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,759
He thinks I look like
Drew Barrymore.
360
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,243
I'm happy for you.
361
00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:19,212
He's a terrific,
terrific kid, you know?
362
00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:22,767
What time you gotta have him
back to the orphanage?
363
00:13:22,905 --> 00:13:24,251
Cut it out.
364
00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:25,770
Hey, you want
a beer?
365
00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:26,944
Sure.
366
00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:28,014
How's it goin' in there?
367
00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:29,498
I don't know.
368
00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:32,294
People seem to be
enjoying themselves.
369
00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:35,711
Tell me something.
370
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,713
You still doing
that running man move?
371
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,612
No. I was asked
to stop that.
372
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,685
Thank god.
373
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,895
Really glad you're here,
Marianne.
374
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,586
Mmm.
375
00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,415
Me, too.
376
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,292
We're the Buchmans.
377
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:06,742
Yes. Mr. And Mrs.
Buchman.
378
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,433
I'm detective Sharp.
Have a seat.
379
00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,401
Oh, my god, Burt,
did you hear that?
380
00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:12,472
"Have a seat." Good never
followed that sentence.
381
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:13,956
All right, easy, babe.
382
00:14:14,094 --> 00:14:16,959
We found a car that matches
the description
383
00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:18,961
of the one that you
reported missing.
384
00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:20,963
The license plate
number's 826OUS,
385
00:14:21,101 --> 00:14:22,965
a 1974 Chevrolet
Monte Carlo.
386
00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:25,485
How's business
for you? Good? Okay.
387
00:14:25,623 --> 00:14:26,796
So I have to inform you
388
00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:28,695
that the car was found
not to be road-worthy.
389
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,835
As a matter of fact,
it's not even insult-worthy.
390
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:32,319
We had to impound it.
391
00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:34,874
When's the last time you had
the car inspected, Mr. Buchman?
392
00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:36,876
Uh...I...
Uh-- uh-- well--
393
00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:38,360
Come on, pop,
think, think.
394
00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:40,431
Smack yourself in the head.
Think about it.
395
00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:42,364
Instead of questioning us,
the victim,
396
00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,538
shouldn't you be out
looking for the parps?
397
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:45,919
The who?
398
00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:48,542
The parps. The people who
committed this heinous crime.
399
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,750
The perps.
400
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,166
What?
401
00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:52,753
The perps.
Perpetrators.
402
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,238
Fine. Good. Them.
403
00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:56,550
Shouldn't you be out
looking for the perps, Sherp?
404
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:57,724
Parps.
Sharp.
405
00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:58,828
I'm sharp, they're perps.
406
00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:00,037
Just find them!
407
00:15:00,175 --> 00:15:01,590
Great. Thank you, ma'am.
408
00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:02,971
Look. Listen.
409
00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:05,387
We found a Jamie and Paul
Buchman at the scene.
410
00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:06,457
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
411
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,286
My own son
and daughter-in-law?
412
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:09,598
I mean, why would they?
413
00:15:09,736 --> 00:15:11,427
I don't know, maybe because
their whole lives
414
00:15:11,565 --> 00:15:12,946
they live
in your shadow,
415
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,948
even as you vicariously
live through them,
416
00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:17,468
forcing on them all your
unfulfilled hopes and dreams
417
00:15:17,606 --> 00:15:18,952
whether they want it or not.
418
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,402
What?
I don't know.
419
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,887
There's got to be
some explanation.
420
00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:25,890
Yes. My son Paulie
would never steal from us.
421
00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:27,892
Neither would
his wife Jamie.
422
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:30,412
I'm not so sure
about that.
423
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:31,896
On many an occasion,
424
00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:34,795
I've seen her eyeing my Bavarian
chocolate-cake plates.
425
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,074
So, you're into anti-Semitic
desserts. Good.
426
00:15:37,212 --> 00:15:38,972
So, kids, you gonna
press charges or not?
427
00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:40,940
What are you saying,
that they've confessed?
428
00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:42,803
No, but they will.
429
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,012
You're kidding.
430
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,773
Yeah. It's a big prank,
pops.
431
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:49,086
Holy moly.
432
00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:51,674
Well, we do not wish
to press charges.
433
00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:52,675
Okay.
434
00:15:52,813 --> 00:15:54,022
Not so fast, Sylvia.
435
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,092
Okay.
436
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,576
What are you saying,
Burt?
437
00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:58,750
Well, would you mind
if we took-- took some time,
438
00:15:58,888 --> 00:15:59,786
a minute or something?
439
00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:01,305
Okay. It's been
great talking.
440
00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:04,446
I'm gonna go watch
the luge finals.
441
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,624
Thanks, I--I don't smoke.
442
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,867
Those are for me,
slappy.
443
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,075
Sorry.
444
00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:15,595
You're in deep kimchi
here, Mr. Buchman.
445
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,873
Sir, I have to say,
I have not as of yet,
446
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,910
uh, been given a chance
to make my phone call.
447
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:22,912
Always with
the phone call.
448
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:24,949
Like that's
gonna save them.
449
00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:27,400
Fifteen years, never saw
the phone call help.
450
00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:29,781
Not one time, ever.
But you go ahead, cowboy.
451
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:30,782
You dial away.
452
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,302
Okay. Thank you.
453
00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:39,343
[RINGING]
454
00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,385
It's ringing.
455
00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:48,731
[RINGING]
456
00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:50,078
It's ringing some more.
457
00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:51,424
[RINGING]
458
00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:56,084
Probably in the shower.
459
00:16:56,222 --> 00:16:57,982
Ring...
460
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:58,983
Give me that.
461
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:00,295
Are you guilty, Mr. Buchman?
462
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,021
No, I'm not.
463
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:04,678
Look, let me-- let me
tell you something, officer.
464
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,370
Detective.
Sorry.
465
00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:08,303
Do I look like
a school crossing guard?
466
00:17:08,441 --> 00:17:09,511
No.
Do I have a uniform on?
467
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:10,891
Do I have a hat
with a badge on?
468
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,721
Thank you.
Not at all.
469
00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:14,723
Detective,
I love this country,
470
00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:16,138
and I love...its laws
471
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:17,726
and its traditions.
472
00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:19,624
I love its laws
and its traditions
473
00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:21,661
and the spirit
behind them all.
474
00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,835
I--I love--I love the laws,
the traditions,
475
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:25,354
and the spirit,
476
00:17:25,492 --> 00:17:26,838
and the blood
of our boys
477
00:17:26,976 --> 00:17:29,358
which has been shed on foreign
shores all these years
478
00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:31,291
in an effort
to defend those very laws
479
00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:32,706
and traditions
and the spirit,
480
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,674
and-- and I love that blood,
I love those boys.
481
00:17:34,812 --> 00:17:36,193
Sit down, Mr. Buchman!
Yes, sir.
482
00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:38,160
How long
you been married?
483
00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:40,093
How long have you
been married?
484
00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:41,853
Seven years.
485
00:17:41,991 --> 00:17:43,717
Whoa! Let me
shake your hand.
486
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:46,444
Don't ever touch, sir.
487
00:17:46,582 --> 00:17:47,963
You trust your wife?
488
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,448
Of course I trust her.
She's-- she's a wonderful woman.
489
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,381
Yeah, she's a real prize.
490
00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:53,969
I'm sorry?
491
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,902
How about she blamed
the whole thing on you?
492
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,524
What?
493
00:17:57,662 --> 00:18:00,009
Yeah. She said
it was all your idea,
494
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:02,011
she was
an unwilling passenger.
495
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,461
Hmm?
496
00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:06,050
No, no, no.
497
00:18:06,188 --> 00:18:08,017
She would never do that.
498
00:18:08,156 --> 00:18:10,158
She wouldn't, huh,
Mr. B?
499
00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:15,232
Okay, here's the thing--
this was really all her idea.
500
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,303
She-- she-- you know,
she stole my t-shirt once.
501
00:18:17,441 --> 00:18:19,443
She-- she looks sweet
and everything,
502
00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,272
but she-- she's got the mind
of a criminal.
503
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:23,930
This is the amazing thing about
her. She's sweet, but she's cold
504
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:26,519
and she's calculating, sometimes
she's just downright mean.
505
00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:28,521
This is just between
you and me, though, right?
506
00:18:28,659 --> 00:18:29,867
There's no reason to write.
507
00:18:36,356 --> 00:18:38,738
Listen. I don't want to
make this any more difficult
508
00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,429
than it has to be,
okay, Mrs. Buchman?
509
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:41,706
Okay.
510
00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:43,743
I mean, I look at you,
I see a woman...
511
00:18:43,881 --> 00:18:45,814
if things had been different,
who knows?
512
00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:48,506
It might have been
you and me, you know?
513
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:49,714
Sure.
514
00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:52,096
Yeah, right. Listen.
Can you tell me
515
00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:54,374
how you and your husband
happened to be at the scene?
516
00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:57,377
Well, we were
walking by the car,
517
00:18:57,515 --> 00:18:59,897
and we noticed that
it was illegally parked.
518
00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:01,968
Wanting to save our parents
the parking ticket,
519
00:19:02,106 --> 00:19:04,798
we broke into the car and
started it, using our extra key.
520
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,974
And then we drove around and
started looking for a new spot.
521
00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:11,288
So you drove 70 blocks looking
for another parking spot.
522
00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:12,910
That's right.
523
00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:15,257
Do you trust your husband?
524
00:19:15,395 --> 00:19:18,364
Of course I trust him.
He's my soul mate.
525
00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:20,469
How about he blamed
the whole thing on you?
526
00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:21,781
He would never do that.
527
00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:24,301
He wouldn't, huh, Mrs. B?
528
00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:30,065
But, Burt,
you can't press charges.
529
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,515
He's your only son.
530
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:35,622
Exactly. If I don't teach him
right from wrong, who will?
531
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,038
Maybe that big fellow
in the holding cage.
532
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,592
They had no right
to do this.
533
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:40,627
None.
534
00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,146
It was very
disrespectful.
535
00:19:42,284 --> 00:19:43,147
Oh, it was.
536
00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:45,114
But you understand
why they did it?
537
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:46,633
They're worried
about us.
538
00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:47,634
They're good kids.
539
00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:48,635
They love us.
540
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:49,878
That's all.
541
00:19:50,016 --> 00:19:51,638
You know...
542
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:55,228
a new car
might not be so bad.
543
00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:56,643
Yeah.
544
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:59,853
Like maybe
a 1979 Plymouth Volare.
545
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,303
Oh!
546
00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:03,340
[SOBBING]
I said we shouldn't do it,
547
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:04,789
but he wouldn't listen.
548
00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:07,309
Don't let that "bumbling idiot"
act fool you.
549
00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:08,862
He knows
what he's doing.
550
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,347
[SOBBING]
551
00:20:10,485 --> 00:20:12,211
You know,
he yelled at me.
552
00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:13,212
No.
553
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:14,213
He did!
554
00:20:14,351 --> 00:20:16,180
He was vicious
and heartless,
555
00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:18,182
and he was ruthless
and cruel.
556
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,564
You know, he sold pot
in college.
557
00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:24,188
[JAMIE SOBBING]
558
00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:28,537
Well, it turns out,
Mrs. Buchman,
559
00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:31,713
that your father-in-law
is not gonna press charges.
560
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,405
You're free to go.
561
00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:36,235
Nice meetin' ya.
562
00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:40,998
Sweetie.
563
00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:41,999
You okay?
564
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:43,138
Yeah. Are you?
565
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,760
Yeah. Boy, that was
something, huh?
566
00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:46,210
I just want to go home.
567
00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:48,143
The things they were
saying in there,
568
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,421
and the things they tried to get
me to say about you...
569
00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:51,560
It was horrible.
570
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:52,561
I said, hey, you--
571
00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:54,045
you do whatever
you want to me,
572
00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:55,530
you leave her alone.
573
00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:57,842
They practically begged me
to pin it on you,
574
00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,465
but I told them
they could shove it.
575
00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:00,914
I love you.
576
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:01,984
I love you.
577
00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:03,054
Mwah.
Mwah.
578
00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:05,609
[♪♪♪♪♪]
579
00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:14,445
[♪♪♪♪♪]
580
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:17,828
MAN:
And as Leo reaches across
the full night sky,
581
00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:21,590
he finds Pisces licking her lips
and ready for action.
582
00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:23,661
Together, they begin
an interstellar dance
583
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:26,181
that is as old
as time itself.
584
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,183
Off comes Orion's belt,
585
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:31,151
as Orion's pants fall
to the celestial floor.
586
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,119
Aquarius,
with little coaxing,
587
00:21:33,257 --> 00:21:34,603
takes her top off,
588
00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:37,123
and for the first time
in eons,
589
00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:38,607
gets Poseidon's attention.
590
00:21:38,745 --> 00:21:40,609
Seeing this,
the Gemini twins
591
00:21:40,747 --> 00:21:43,094
confess an ancient longing
for contact
592
00:21:43,232 --> 00:21:45,545
that the galaxy
will not permit.
593
00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:47,547
And lightheaded
and full of fire,
594
00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:50,516
Taurus the bull begins clawing
the ground with one hoof
595
00:21:50,654 --> 00:21:53,070
and squirming out of his
loincloth with the other.
596
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,107
Sagittarius fires
his love arrow,
597
00:21:56,245 --> 00:21:57,592
and Virgo,
the supposed virgin,
598
00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:59,076
looks away guiltily.
599
00:21:59,214 --> 00:22:06,946
She knows she's got
some explaining to do.
600
00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:08,016
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