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This is the dress
I'm going to get married in.
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We don't still have a month.
We only have a month.
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Meanwhile, your dad's
gonna love me with these
cigars I'm getting him.
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You don't have to
get him cigars.
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Castro cannot get
these cigars.
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I'm gonna give you
one piece of advice.
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Talk to my florist?Tomorrow at 10:00.
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Talk to my caterer?
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Hired the band yet? No.
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Trust me, it gets
so much worse than this.
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♪ Tell me why
I love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who
can stop my heart
as much as you
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♪ Tell me all your secrets
and I'll tell you most of mine
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♪ They say nobody's perfect
well that's really true
this time
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♪ I don't have the answers,
I don't have a plan
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♪ All I have is you
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♪ So, darling,
help me understand
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♪ What we do
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♪ You can whisper in my ear
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♪ Where we go
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♪ Who knows
what happens after here
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♪ Let's take
each other's hand
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♪ As we jump into
the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby
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♪ Yeah! ♪ Yeah!
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♪ I'm mad about you
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[WHAT THE WORLD
NEEDS NOW PLAYING]
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The Machetes haven't
talked to the Gundoloffs
for 12 years,
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why would they sit there? They'll talk now.
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You know, they lost
their whole porch.
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Where do you see Roseline? Ros is with Morty.
Leave Ros alone, please.
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But, I know Rosalyn.
She's gonna want to
sit with Betty.
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No,
Betty's not coming.
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It doesn't matter.
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You just can't seat people
willy-nilly.
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This is not
willy-nilly, here.
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You put Estelle Moss
with the depressives.
Why?
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Why, why, why
do you think, Ma?
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She's better. She's not better.
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Listen, I wouldn't put
Charlie near the bar.
You're asking for trouble.
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Oh, oh, oh. Let's change
Charlie with Anna.
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Which one is Anna? The big one.
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The Fosters are coming? Yes.
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Where? Right here by the Blausers.
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[DOOR BELL BUZZING]Look, right here.
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All right, no, on, no.
No more changing
anything, please.
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[ALL CLAMORING]
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The Gundoloffs
just bit me
in the ass.
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Deb, hi.
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I just saved you
120 bucks.
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Where's Gary? He's not coming.
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What happened
to your hair?
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Not now, Ma.
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What do you mean
Gary's not coming?
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We're separated.
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What does she mean
they're separated?
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I hope it's true.
He's a putz.
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Deborah... No. Ma, Ma.
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What?Let-- Let-- Let me.
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Wow.
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You're telling me.
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You got to be
kidding me. I wish I was.
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Well, what...
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I don't understand.
What did you do?
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I mean, no.
What happened?
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I don't know.
I was home with the kids...
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Your father wanted
some water.
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So?
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So give him some.
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I don't-- I don't
understand this.
I mean, you...
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You and Gary,
you-- you love each other.
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[CRYING] I was wrong.
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What? For-- For 15 years?
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I don't know.
I mean, it was good
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and then it wasn't good.
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And I don't know why.
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Have another one.
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You know what?
You'll talk. We talked.
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So you'll work it out.
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It's been worked out.
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So it's okay? It's over.
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See, you're not helping me.
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Let me give you
a little advice here, Paul.
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If Jamie ever asks you
to you pick up
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a half a pound
of smoked turkey
on the way home,
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pick it up.
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Don't come home without it
and tell her that
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she was the one who was
gonna pick it up.
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The turkey. Yeah.
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Pick up the turkey. Yeah.
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Now, that's nice.
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Yeah, I got to tell you.
It's still a little snug
when I go like this.
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Are you gonna
conduct a band? No, but...
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Are you going to frisk
a tall woman?
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I don't think so. Then leave it alone.
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All right. You don't...
Let me ask,
you don't think
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the pants are
a little too short?
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Hey, you are fast.
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I gotta tell you
it's still a little--
little tight over here.
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You know, you got to
break it in. Like
a new pair of shoes.
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All right. I'm breaking.Why don't you
conduct a band?
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Conduct a band.
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See? All right.
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How nice. All right.
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Ow, ow.
It's pinching.
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You've got all this skin.Tell me about it.
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It's just stuck.It's not stuck.
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It's got to be the zipper.
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It's not the zipper.
It's me.
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Stop being so negative.
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I'm not negative. I'm fat.
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You're the same girl
who tried this dress on
last month.
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Yeah, and then some.
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Uncle Harry,
how are you?
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Bathroom's over there.
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Bar's over there.
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You two, mingle.
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[DOOR OPENING]
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Hey, there's my
beautiful bride.
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Yeah. Bite me.
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That's not
mature behavior.
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If you didn't
make me quit smoking,
I wouldn't be this fat.
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You're not fat.Oh, really?
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Tell that to my dress.
'Cause I just had a fitting,
and it doesn't fit.
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Well, you got to
break it in.
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Listen. 20 minutes ago
I couldn't go like this.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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I am never getting naked
in front of you again.
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I've already seen you naked. Not this fat.
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Oh, sure this fat.
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Thank you so much.
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I never should have
mailed the invitations.
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Hey, I'm the one
who suggested Vegas.
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Even the hallway feels tight.
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Hallway's not tight.
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In one hour I have
five women coming over here.
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I don't even know
what a bachelorette party is.
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Hey. Do I got to wear shoes
to my thing, or you think
I could wear sneakers?
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Sneakers. But wear a jacket.
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How could there be
a dress code at a strip club?
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Excuse me. Where are you going?
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Where you can't see me.
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You know what?
Tonight, tell you what.
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I will just look at
the large naked women
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so that way
when I come home...
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Yeah, I'm dead
in the water here.
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Hey, what is this? JAMIE: What?
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The world's smallest
gravy boat.
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Somebody gave us
something square.
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[SHOWER RUNNING] Hey.
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"Lights, camera,
Buchmans."
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[SHOWER CURTAIN SLIDING] What the hell?
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What are you doing?
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You know what?
The veil is gonna help that.
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Why did you open this?
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Because it was all closed.
Who gave that to us?
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It's not us.
It's for you.
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From who? Who do you think? Me.
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You got me a gift?
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Yeah. You didn't
get me one?
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I'm marrying you.
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You're marrying me? You didn't hear?
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That's your gift to me?
You're marrying me?
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It's a gift.
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It's clearly not
the right one.
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[CHEERING]
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MAN: Come on, baby, shake it!
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[UPBEAT BLUES MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WHISTLING]
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Hey, Paulie.
You can look,
but you can't touch.
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In five more days,
the whole world
will be like that for you.
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Why do you get
such pleasure from that?
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I don't know.
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So, hey. Talk to me
about cigars.
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You will have them. When?
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You will have them.Before the wedding?
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Hey, what did I just say?
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Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
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Hey, Lenny. All right.
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Paul, my sincerest
congratulations on this
blessed occasion.
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Wow.
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You know what?
I was gonna wear overalls
and a tool belt, too,
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and Jamie said no.
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Yeah. Lenny works
for Con Ed.
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We're doing some work
over on 15th Street.
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The water main
in front of Bagel Nosh.
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Oh, yeah, I saw that.
That's you?
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Uh-huh.
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So, piano-playing
justice of the peace
who also works for Con Ed.
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He's a Renaissance man.
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I do what I can.
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Vickie,
you're a dream.
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Oh, my God.
Those are magnificent.
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Who did those?
Showman?
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I went to medicine school
with Showman.
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He drove a Citroen.
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"I'm marrying you."
That's what he said?
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That's what he said.
He said that was the gift.
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I'm sure he didn't mean it. Then why would he say it?
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Jamie, let me give you
a piece of advice.
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Men say a lot of things.
Only listen
to a third of them.
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He also said
I was fat.
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He loves you.
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Do you think I'm fat?
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You're getting married.
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00:10:09,332 --> 00:10:11,576
So you had a little fight.
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00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:14,890
Look, Paul, let me give you
a little piece of advice.
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Women need
constant attention.
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Just talk to her.
It doesn't matter
what you say.
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Two thirds of
what I say to Fran,
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I don't know
what the hell
I'm talking about.
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Well, let me--
let me ask you.
Are you a married person?
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Leave her alone.
She's working.
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Five years. Five years.
All right. Great. Now.
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Did you and your husband,
did you happen to
exchange gifts?
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You're ruining this
for me, really.
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He gave me pearl earrings.
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What's that? Pearl earrings.
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Pearl earrings.
I didn't know.
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I didn't know.
People, apparently,
before a wedding,
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they give each other
a thing. I didn't...
Who invented this?
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The Incas.
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Seriously?
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Yeah. Sometimes
they'd give earrings,
sometimes a necklace,
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or cloth.
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I had no idea.
I just...
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Hey. Let me
use your phone.
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Local?Yes.
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All right. Go ahead.
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Paulie, who the hell
are you calling?
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Shut up.
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Vickie, my friend,
he's looking
a little lonely here.
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Help him out, huh?
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Be with you
in just a second.
Calling the wife.
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If I know Paul, right now
he's probably standing
in front of the stripper
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[PHONE RINGING] adjusting the light.
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I'll get it.
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Paul and Jamie's house.
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Hi. Be nice.
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She's very vulnerable.
This is an important time.
You love her. Here.
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Hey, how's it going?
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You'll never guess
what song they're playing.
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"Fat women dance alone?"
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Oh, will you stop that.
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00:11:43,806 --> 00:11:45,187
How's the party?
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You know,
hanging out with the broads.
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Ain't that funny?
So am I.
Want to say hello?
248
00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:52,850
Say hello. Say...
She's right here.
Hold on.
249
00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:54,575
Her name is Jamie.
250
00:11:54,644 --> 00:11:56,474
Hi, honey.
251
00:11:56,543 --> 00:11:58,234
No, not completely.
252
00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:01,444
They're a pretty mild group.
Except for one.
253
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,516
Here sweetheart,
can you break a 20?
254
00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:07,243
Mark.
Is that his name?
255
00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:09,211
Oh, okay. All right.
256
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,006
Okay. Bye, honey.
257
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,318
Mark, call Fran.
258
00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:15,527
Really?
259
00:12:15,596 --> 00:12:17,288
Now you see what you started?
260
00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:18,565
Did you invite her?
261
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,705
In fact, I did.
262
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,190
So we'll move
the Gundlemans to table 7.
263
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,750
Oh, my God. What?
264
00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:32,544
My forehead.It's smooth and clear.
265
00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:35,409
No, no, no. Right here.
I think I got a great
big zit coming on.
266
00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:37,480
There's nothing.
267
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,449
And meanwhile, I've been
holding these socks
four hours now.
268
00:12:40,518 --> 00:12:42,037
What are you doing?
We're not
getting dressed fancy.
269
00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:43,728
It's the rehearsal dinner.
270
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,972
So we'll just rehearse
getting dressed up fancy.
271
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:48,491
Everybody else is
going to be dressed up. Like who?
272
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,322
Everybody. Your mother,
my mother, your father,
my father,
273
00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:53,911
your sister,
my sister, Ira.
274
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:56,914
Based on what?It's what people do.
275
00:12:56,983 --> 00:12:58,363
[PHONE RINGS]
276
00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:00,158
That's you.
277
00:13:00,227 --> 00:13:02,091
Hello. Ira.
278
00:13:04,507 --> 00:13:06,268
You get them? Great.
279
00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:08,684
He's got cigars. All right,
bring them to the restaurant.
280
00:13:08,753 --> 00:13:10,790
Yeah. Yeah.
281
00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:13,482
Yeah.
282
00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:16,209
Yes. Just bring them.
I got another call.
I'll see you there.
283
00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:19,764
Hello. Hold on one second.
Office.
284
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:23,803
Yeah. Rick, I told you,
get Kenny to do it.
285
00:13:23,872 --> 00:13:25,805
I'm trying
to get married here.
Will you just handle this?
286
00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:27,841
I have to go. Bye.
287
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:29,567
Hello.
288
00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:31,189
What?
289
00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:32,708
Oh, my God.
290
00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:35,953
How can tulips freeze?
291
00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:38,679
Don't even talk to me
about carnations.
I have to go.
292
00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:40,095
Hello? Hold on.
293
00:13:40,164 --> 00:13:42,511
Aunt Selma.
294
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,961
Aunt Selma, hi.
295
00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:46,135
I don't even want
to talk about it.
296
00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:48,586
Why? Why can't you
sit with Aunt Carol?
297
00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:52,452
That was 15 years ago.
And she was kidding.
298
00:13:52,521 --> 00:13:56,283
She was... Yes, she was.
All right. You know what?
Sit with Uncle Gene.
299
00:13:56,352 --> 00:14:00,011
You'll sit with Uncle Gene.
If he wears the Aqua Velva,
300
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,566
he wears the Aqua Velva.
Look, I don't-- I don't...
What?
301
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,706
Yes, of course.
I--I--I--I...
302
00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:07,708
Well, you are
in my will as well.
303
00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:09,779
All right.
304
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,057
I have a zit, don't I?
305
00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:13,369
[DOOR BELL BUZZES] Oh, they're here.
306
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:15,993
I'm not even dressed.
307
00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:17,857
You're dressed.
I'll get the coats,
you get the door.
308
00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:21,274
SYLVIA: He's double-parked.I'll get the coats.
309
00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:22,896
Hi.
310
00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:24,967
Listen, I told Debbie
I had to use the facilities.
311
00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:27,073
She is very depressed
about the divorce.
312
00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:30,766
So, while we're at
the rehearsal dinner,
nobody mention the wedding.
313
00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:32,768
Why would it come up?
314
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,087
I just want to say
I look forward
to seeing you all tomorrow
315
00:14:41,156 --> 00:14:45,056
at the wedding,
and I want to thank
Burt and Sylvania
316
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:47,265
for this lovely
rehearsal dinner.
317
00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:49,750
PAUL: Thank you. All right.
318
00:14:49,819 --> 00:14:52,236
It seems so soon
not to like him.
319
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:58,104
Shut up, Gary.
No, you shut up.
320
00:14:58,173 --> 00:15:00,761
Well, you got a problem?
You talk to my lawyer.
321
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:04,904
No, no, no, you're not
hanging up on me.
I'm gonna hang up on you.
322
00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:08,908
Where the hell is dessert?
323
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:12,325
Well, just 20 more hours.
324
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:13,809
Fran says
marriage is great.
325
00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:16,191
You know what?
Even not being
married to you is good.
326
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:18,469
Hey, Paulie, come here.
327
00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:20,609
You got them? I got them.
328
00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,645
Oh, man, watch me
score some points.
329
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,096
Gus, my very favorite
father-in-law,
330
00:15:25,165 --> 00:15:30,170
this is a box pre-Castro,
Marco Seclorias
robusto executivos.
331
00:15:30,239 --> 00:15:33,380
Hey, thanks, kid.
Honey, put these in your bag.
332
00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:37,177
Did he love them?
333
00:15:37,246 --> 00:15:39,628
He could barely thank me.
334
00:15:39,697 --> 00:15:43,977
Jamie, now I'm 73 years old.
335
00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:46,324
And I've been married twice.
336
00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:51,226
I'm going to give you
the most important piece
of advice you'll ever hear.
337
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:53,090
Great.
338
00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:55,437
Never get a dog.
339
00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:58,819
We have a dog.
340
00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:01,753
Forget I said anything.
341
00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:07,656
Well, would you
want more fun than this?
342
00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:09,554
The key here is
a swift good-bye.
343
00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:11,453
I will race you home.
344
00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:13,489
BURT: So, where
are you staying tonight?
345
00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,905
I thought I would stay
where I stayed last night.
346
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,149
Oh, then where
are you gonna stay?Same place.
347
00:16:18,218 --> 00:16:20,358
Oh, now you can't do that.
That's bad luck.
348
00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:22,602
Bad luck.
What--What's gonna happen?
349
00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:24,535
Debbie, tell them.
350
00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:32,612
I don't want you to go. I don't want to go.
351
00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:34,890
Then why are you going?
352
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,203
Why? For the same reason
we agreed to let your
Aunt Lolly play the ukulele.
353
00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:38,514
It's a viola.
354
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,378
I don't think
that really matters.
355
00:16:40,447 --> 00:16:42,484
Guys, it's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be wonderful.
356
00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:43,623
Not to worry.
357
00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:45,383
Does Ira have blankets?
358
00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:48,317
I'm gonna say yes. I just want this to be over.
359
00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:52,011
Excuse me.
360
00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:58,914
I'm gonna be
your sister-in-law.
361
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:00,502
Yeah.
362
00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:03,884
And you, Miss Stemple.
Do you realize
tomorrow at this time
363
00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:07,164
you will be Mrs. Buchman?
364
00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:09,028
Just like his mother.
365
00:17:12,169 --> 00:17:14,412
Okay. Go sleepy.All righty.
366
00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:22,800
Hey, Paulie.
367
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:26,700
Your very last night
of freedom
368
00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:29,117
and look who
you're sleeping with.
369
00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:32,327
[CHUCKLING]
370
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:37,090
Yeah.
371
00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:40,542
Toothpaste?
372
00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:43,165
Trust me.
I did it in high school.
It dries them right up.
373
00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:48,205
For being the best sister
in the whole world.
374
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:50,586
I'm really happy for you.
375
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,519
[MUMBLING]
376
00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:12,401
Tulips froze.
377
00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:23,274
[DOOR BELL BUZZING]
378
00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:24,827
[SNORING]
379
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,176
[DOOR BELL BUZZES]
380
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,181
The door.
381
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,221
[SNORES LOUDER]
382
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,567
Yeah, I'll get it
383
00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:43,605
seeing as you have
a big day tomorrow
and all.
384
00:18:46,228 --> 00:18:49,576
This is so stupid.
What are we doing?
385
00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:50,853
I don't know.
I don't know.
386
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,132
This is so not
what I wanted this to be.
387
00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:55,306
I was lying there
trying to picture tomorrow.
388
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,895
I could see the food.
I could see the flowers.
I could see our parents.
389
00:18:57,964 --> 00:19:00,208
The only thing
I couldn't see was us.
390
00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:02,727
Why-- Why is there
toothpaste on your head?
391
00:19:02,796 --> 00:19:05,351
How are we gonna
get through this?
392
00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:10,666
You trust me?
393
00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:11,909
Of course I trust you.
394
00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:14,636
Okay. Come with me
and don't ask any questions.
395
00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:16,155
Okay. You promise?
396
00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:18,605
Okay.
Where are we going?
397
00:19:23,748 --> 00:19:25,233
Where the hell are we going?
398
00:19:25,302 --> 00:19:27,269
I don't see that
as trusting.
399
00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:31,100
This is it.This is what?
400
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,482
Lenny? Lenny?
401
00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:35,001
What are you doing?
402
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,451
Paul. What's going on?
403
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,384
Hey. How are you doing?
Good. Listen.
404
00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:39,730
You remember--
You remember Jamie?
405
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:42,111
Yeah,
we met in prison. Hi.
406
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,184
I know you're-- you're busy.
Ira told me that
you marry people.
407
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:48,359
People marry each other.
I just okay it
for the state.
408
00:19:48,428 --> 00:19:50,119
All right, how about
okaying it for us?
409
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,398
You mean tonight.No, no. Today. Now.
410
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:53,744
Here?
411
00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:55,366
You have a problem
with 15th Street?
412
00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,126
No. Come on. Come on.
Let's do it.
413
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,267
Just you and me.
No parents,
no gravy boats.
414
00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:01,027
What about the one later?
415
00:20:01,096 --> 00:20:03,857
That's for them.
This is for us.
416
00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:05,825
What-- What do we need? Rings and a witness.
417
00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:07,758
Uh, don't have either.
418
00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:09,311
Not a problem.
419
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:12,003
Vows. We never
wrote our vows.
420
00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:13,971
I don't need vows.
Who needs vows?
421
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,767
Edward, I need
some assistance up here.
422
00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:20,874
And bring two
No. 6 washers.
423
00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:25,776
All I know is I just want
to wake up with you naked
for the rest of my life.
424
00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:28,537
You are a strange,
amazing man.
425
00:20:30,505 --> 00:20:33,024
Can I tell you that
the part of my brain
that came up with this
426
00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:35,268
was not alive
before I met you.
427
00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:39,617
I always knew
it was gonna be you.
428
00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:41,447
Who? You.
429
00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:44,933
Him. I could have
met you when I was five
and I would have known.
430
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:48,523
So where have you been?
431
00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:50,110
I love you.
432
00:20:51,008 --> 00:20:52,561
I love you.
433
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,184
Paul,
434
00:20:57,773 --> 00:20:59,879
[DRILLING]
435
00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:03,158
LENNY: Do you take Jamie
to be your lawful
wedded wife?
436
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:04,815
I'm sorry, what?
437
00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:07,783
Do you take Jamie to be
your lawful wedded wife,
438
00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:11,304
[DRILLING] in sickness and in health,
for richer and for poorer,
439
00:21:11,373 --> 00:21:15,032
to love, honor and cherish
until death do you part?
440
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:20,934
You know, I really do.
441
00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:24,628
LENNY: And do you, Jamie,
take Paul to be
your lawful wedded husband
442
00:21:24,697 --> 00:21:28,942
in sickness and in health,
for richer and for poorer,
443
00:21:29,011 --> 00:21:32,291
[DRILLING] to love, honor and cherish
until death do you part?
444
00:21:33,568 --> 00:21:35,086
Yeah.
445
00:21:35,155 --> 00:21:37,710
Now, by the power
vested in me,
446
00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,677
a little Con Ed humor,
447
00:21:40,609 --> 00:21:42,991
by the State of New York,
448
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:45,200
I pronounce you
man and wife.
449
00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:47,133
[DRILLING CONTINUES]
450
00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:55,106
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
may I now present
for the first time
451
00:21:55,175 --> 00:21:57,212
Paul and Jamie Buchman.
452
00:21:57,281 --> 00:21:59,456
[CLAPPING]
453
00:21:59,525 --> 00:22:02,113
[WHAT THE WORLD
NEEDS NOW PLAYING]
454
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:07,256
♪ What the world needs now
455
00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:11,088
♪ Is love sweet love
456
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:14,056
♪ It's the only thing
457
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:17,370
♪ That there's just
too little of
458
00:22:17,439 --> 00:22:20,339
♪ But what the world needs now
459
00:22:21,236 --> 00:22:24,032
♪ Is love sweet love
460
00:22:24,964 --> 00:22:27,207
♪ No, not just for some
461
00:22:27,276 --> 00:22:30,521
♪ But for everyone
462
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:34,076
♪ What the world needs now
463
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:36,941
♪ Is love sweet love
464
00:22:38,011 --> 00:22:40,082
♪ No, not just for some
465
00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:43,258
♪ But for everyone
466
00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:51,231
[HOW SWEET IT IS PLAYING]
467
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:55,374
♪ How sweet it is
to be loved by you
468
00:22:56,305 --> 00:22:58,066
♪ Yes, baby
469
00:22:59,723 --> 00:23:03,830
♪ How sweet it is
to be loved by you
470
00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:07,938
♪ Ooh, baby
471
00:23:08,007 --> 00:23:11,873
♪ I needed the shelter
of someone's arms
472
00:23:13,012 --> 00:23:15,186
♪ And there you were
473
00:23:16,049 --> 00:23:18,258
♪ I needed someone
474
00:23:18,327 --> 00:23:21,400
♪ To understand
my ups and downs
475
00:23:21,469 --> 00:23:23,643
♪ And there you were
476
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:28,476
♪ With sweet love and devotion
477
00:23:29,546 --> 00:23:32,790
♪ Deeply touching my emotions
478
00:23:32,859 --> 00:23:36,691
♪ I want to stop
and thank you baby
479
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:41,316
♪ I want to stop
and thank you baby
480
00:23:41,385 --> 00:23:46,701
♪ Hey, now, how sweet it is
to be loved by you
481
00:23:47,736 --> 00:23:49,600
♪ Oh, baby
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