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Right on time.
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You sure you don't want any help?
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Thanks, Vigilante. But Gotham is my turf.
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I can respect that.
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Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
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♪ There was a man from Gotham
in the Batmobile he rode ♪
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♪ Defending the defenseless
It's to him I sing this ode ♪
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♪ With his hammers of justice
He struck down every foe ♪
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♪ Safety for our families
It's this to him we owe ♪
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♪ Gray and blue, gray and blue ♪
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♪ The man from Gotham
wore the gray and blue ♪
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♪ He fought the vilest villains
too numerous to list ♪
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♪ Rendering his verdict
with bat-winged covered fists ♪
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♪ Descending from the night sky
His scalloped cape would flow ♪
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♪ Those who broke the law
deserved the punches he would throw ♪
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♪ Gray and blue, gray and blue ♪
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♪ The man from Gotham
wore the gray and blue ♪
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♪ But beneath the mask was just a man
same as you and me ♪
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♪ His true face he could never share
A secret identity ♪
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♪ But why endure this lone crusade
Fight a fight you just can't win ♪
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♪ If asked, the Bat would tell you
"Someone's gotta stand up to all this sin" ♪
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♪ Gray and blue, gray and blue ♪
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♪ The man from Gotham
wore the gray and blue ♪
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♪ Gray and blue, gray and blue ♪
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♪ The man from Gotham
wore the gray and blue ♪
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♪ The man from Gotham ♪
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♪ Wore the gray and blue ♪
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Yah!
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Holy moley.
30
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Since when does a space pirate
like Kanjar Ro have firepower like this?
31
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Maybe we should call in some backup?
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Worry not.
I have a feeling the tide is about to turn.
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How does he seem to take out
more bad guys than us?
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How does he do it without any powers?
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Easy. He's Batman, that's how. Huzzah!
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Even I can't get through
his energy shield.
37
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Yeah, well, someone better
because he's about to blow up the planet.
38
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Now, J'onn.
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That never gets old.
40
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Reminds me of the time
I infiltrated the Legion of Doom,
41
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disguised as a deodorant bar.
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The look on Luthor's...
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- J'onn. The shield.
- Oh, right.
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Huh?
45
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Marvel, Manhunter, stop that ship.
46
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Aquaman, Arrow,
drive off the remaining forces.
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- Craters of Phobos.
- No.
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There.
49
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The good news is you survived.
50
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Bad news,
that's all you'll be doing for a while.
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Give it to me straight, J'onn.
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You're going to be out of
commission for a few weeks.
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Weeks?
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Never fear. I'll be here to maximize
every minute of your rehabilitation.
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Biometric repositioning.
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Slashes healing time
by as much as 3 percent.
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I don't have time to heal.
If the criminal underworld learned
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I was out of commission,
it would be disastrous to Gotham.
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Don't worry.
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News hasn't left our little circle.
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Indeed. We're as mum as an oyster.
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I called as soon as I heard.
How you feeling, Bats?
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Who told you?
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Oh, I read about it
in Aquaman's latest memoir:
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The One Where Batman Almost Died.
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Must protect Gotham.
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No way, pal.
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Those bones don't set properly,
you'll be fighting crime with a Bat-cane.
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I'm sure Nightwing and Batgirl can...
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You don't understand
what Batman means to the city.
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A symbol of hope to the people.
An omen of terror to criminals.
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Gotham needs a Batman.
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But for now, we must worry
about what Batman needs,
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and that's his rest.
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He's right, Gotham needs a Batman.
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And even though
the original may not be available...
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A Batman that fair city will have.
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Amazing how losing one hero
can make a city so inviting.
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Huh?
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I am vengeance.
81
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I am the night.
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I am Batman.
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Until further notice, that is.
84
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Surrender, criminal scum,
or face my hammers of justice.
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You won't take me alive.
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Being Batman ain't so tough.
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Was that meant for me?
88
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How does he hit anything with these?
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Better stick with what I know.
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Aw, stupid cape.
91
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Have at thee,
thou dankish foul-born ratsbane.
92
00:10:02,924 --> 00:10:04,915
Oh, brother.
93
00:10:06,928 --> 00:10:10,125
I see thou hast embraced
more noble weaponry.
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Bow verses blade.
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00:10:14,803 --> 00:10:16,498
Thanks.
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00:10:19,641 --> 00:10:22,906
Oh, yeah.
Got this whole Bat-thang down.
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Meh, that's what you think, see?
98
00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,218
How does Batman do this alone?
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00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,028
J'onn, is this really necessary?
100
00:10:41,196 --> 00:10:44,529
I may be from Mars
but I've had my share of injuries.
101
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Why, this is just like the time
Shaggy Man bit my entire arm clean off.
102
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How terrible.
103
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Took a debilitating 10 seconds
for it to grow back.
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Whoops. Almost forgot.
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Have to get to Gotham.
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00:11:04,285 --> 00:11:05,650
What am I thinking?
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00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:09,187
We must keep that rapier mind of yours
running at peak efficiency.
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Crossword puzzles.
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Thrilling.
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Pockets and purses, please,
my panicked patrons.
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Your Antarctic anarchy ends here,
you antagonistic albatross.
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Mm, your famed fractures were
mere fabrication, eh, feckless fool?
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Finish him.
114
00:11:46,394 --> 00:11:50,854
Your gaggle of goons
is going over the gangplank, you, uh...
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Oh, to halibut.
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00:12:01,609 --> 00:12:03,941
Time to make my exit.
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00:12:06,014 --> 00:12:07,948
Huh?
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00:12:10,218 --> 00:12:12,482
Yes. Thank you, Neptune.
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00:12:12,654 --> 00:12:15,555
Escape by sea would be unwise, Penguin.
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00:12:15,723 --> 00:12:17,884
Surely you're aware, Batman,
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00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:22,723
penguins spend most of the time
on land.
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Suffering sand dollars.
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How does Batman do this alone?
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My, Batman, you are persistent.
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I can see it's not worth trying
to fight you over this.
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Which is why I'll be administering
this powerful sedative to you.
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I'm sorry, Batman,
but tough love is the best medicine.
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You know what they say about doctors,
"Cure the disease, kill the patient."
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Uh...
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To think this whole thing
covered in gold plate,
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ours for the taking.
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00:13:35,503 --> 00:13:39,200
Ah, you said it, Grundy. Now push.
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Now, villains, you shall meet your doom.
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00:13:58,259 --> 00:13:59,692
How you do that?
135
00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:04,059
I have a Bat-statue-stopper gizmo
on my utility...
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sash.
137
00:14:14,175 --> 00:14:17,702
Oh, you just bought yourself
a world of hurt, mister.
138
00:14:24,052 --> 00:14:25,110
Huh?
139
00:14:26,087 --> 00:14:28,578
Been, uh, working out.
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00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:54,612
Holey moley.
How does Batman do this alone?
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Don't worry, pal.
I won't let Gotham go without a Batman.
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After all, who better to embody
the many faces of the Dark Knight?
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00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:05,521
Now, let's see.
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Brooding.
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00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,998
Broodier.
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00:15:11,866 --> 00:15:14,130
Broodiest.
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00:15:14,302 --> 00:15:16,463
Can't fail with the classic look.
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00:15:25,346 --> 00:15:27,246
Sit tight, pretty kitties.
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00:15:27,415 --> 00:15:30,043
You're going home with moi.
150
00:15:30,218 --> 00:15:33,813
Hope they filled the Blackgate litter box,
Catwoman, because you're going...
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00:15:33,988 --> 00:15:36,957
Hoo-wa-ha. Hey. Hi.
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00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:42,696
Come on, Plas, hold it together.
Get broodiest.
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00:15:43,097 --> 00:15:45,964
Surrender, you tawdry tabby.
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00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,698
Plastic Man?
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00:15:47,869 --> 00:15:50,303
I get a brand-new outfit
156
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to attract the Caped Crusader,
157
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:57,974
and instead,
I get the bendable buffoon?
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Ow! But I'm just like the real Batman. Ow!
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00:16:01,516 --> 00:16:02,608
You know, adaptable? Ow.
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00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:14,486
My, you are flexible, aren't you?
161
00:16:14,662 --> 00:16:16,892
Maybe we got off to the wrong start.
162
00:16:17,198 --> 00:16:19,826
Tempting,
but I'm really more of a dog person.
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Surrender, criminal scum.
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I'm Batman.
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00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:44,455
Outrageous. I'm Batman.
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00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:48,186
Hey, I'm more Batman
than Batman, man.
167
00:16:48,363 --> 00:16:51,992
O'Brian, please, you're as un-dark
and un-knight as they get.
168
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:54,566
And I'm pretty sure Batman wears pants.
169
00:16:54,736 --> 00:16:56,931
Thanks for the fashion tip, Bat-Elvis.
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- Hey, there's no reason to be rude.
- I'm rubber, you're glue.
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I knew there was
a phony Bat-jerk at work.
172
00:17:03,845 --> 00:17:05,244
But four?
173
00:17:11,054 --> 00:17:12,783
It must be Christmas.
174
00:17:24,681 --> 00:17:27,343
Must get to transporter.
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00:17:27,918 --> 00:17:29,510
Unh. Huh?
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J'onn, I must get back to Gotham City.
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00:17:51,975 --> 00:17:55,843
Never you mind. What you need is rest.
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Tired. So tired.
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I write my own prescriptions, Manhunter.
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For justice.
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00:18:31,415 --> 00:18:33,042
Unh. Huh?
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You know, lately,
Gotham's gotten to be a bit confining.
183
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I'm tired of being a one-town clown.
184
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So I pilfered every lab in Gotham
for the techno-goodies to produce this.
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00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:00,773
Let me run you through the features.
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00:19:00,944 --> 00:19:03,469
This baby comes fully loaded.
187
00:19:04,748 --> 00:19:09,378
Joker gas, lasers, air-to-air missiles,
floor mats.
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Even a moonroof.
189
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That's right.
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Once I gas Gotham for good,
I'm going mobile.
191
00:19:29,806 --> 00:19:33,503
I'm taking this show on the road
to deliver my signature insanity
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to every major city on earth.
193
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What would the real Batman do?
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Everything he could.
195
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Then let's do it.
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For Gotham.
197
00:20:07,544 --> 00:20:10,513
Farewell, Bat-similes.
198
00:20:16,019 --> 00:20:22,015
This caravan of chaos is making
an unexpected stop at Arkham Asylum.
199
00:20:22,592 --> 00:20:24,753
Batsy, it's really you.
200
00:20:27,664 --> 00:20:30,895
Nice entrance,
but you're plumb out of time.
201
00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,501
There's always time for justice.
202
00:20:35,439 --> 00:20:37,236
What else you got?
203
00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:46,439
Clown overboard!
204
00:21:09,473 --> 00:21:11,441
You took down the entire ship.
205
00:21:11,608 --> 00:21:13,542
With nothing but a Batarang.
206
00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:14,802
Of course.
207
00:21:14,978 --> 00:21:18,038
Now that's the Batman I know and love.
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00:21:19,483 --> 00:21:20,575
Little help?
209
00:21:21,485 --> 00:21:23,749
Don't do it, Bat buddy. It's a trick.
210
00:21:31,628 --> 00:21:35,155
A good comedian knows
when to get off the stage, Joker.
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Thanks for looking after Gotham
while I was indisposed.
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00:21:38,335 --> 00:21:42,567
This makeshift exo-suit will allow me
to remain in action while my body heals.
213
00:21:42,739 --> 00:21:46,470
Speaking of healing,
how did you get away from Manhunter?
214
00:21:50,146 --> 00:21:53,809
And that's how I prevailed
in the third campaign of H'ronmeer.
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00:21:53,984 --> 00:21:55,918
But the fourth? Ho, ho!
216
00:21:56,086 --> 00:21:59,749
Now that is a real humdinger.
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I appreciate the gesture, my friends.
218
00:22:02,325 --> 00:22:04,987
But for Gotham,
there is only one Batman.
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00:22:09,799 --> 00:22:11,664
Heard you needed some help.
220
00:22:11,835 --> 00:22:16,067
Would have been here sooner,
but wormholes are tricky business.
221
00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:23,101
Okay, but just for tonight.
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