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Do they think that one puny fleshling
can defeat Mantis?
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I don't need any help
to squash an ugly crabface like you.
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Huh?
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Okay, maybe I could use a little help.
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Whoa. That was quick, Batman.
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Batman isn't available,
but perhaps I can be of service.
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Swell. I call for the world's
greatest detective,
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and instead, I get
the knock-off version of the Blue Beetle.
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Knock off?
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I prefer to think of myself
as a re-imagined hero for a new generation.
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Yeah, I know Mantis
absorbs energy-based attacks. Tell her.
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Stand back and observe there, rookie,
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while I distract him
with some witty repartee.
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Oh, this'll be good.
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You call yourself a villain?
I've had steaks tougher than you.
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You dare mock me, insolent whelp?
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Nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah!
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- Brilliant, now he's twice as mad.
- And hopefully, twice as sloppy.
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Nyah!
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Too much energy.
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Ta-da!
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Well, you're no Dark Knight,
but I guess you're okay.
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Teenagers.
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Oh, hey, Bats.
Yeah, it was Mantis.
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No, don't bother, we handled it.
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Yeah, she is a bit green,
but we'll teach her the ropes.
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The polls are closed.
Everybody out.
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Voter intimidation is a federal offense.
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Sounds like
we have ourselves a hero, boys.
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- You gonna be a problem?
- No, the solution.
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Looks like I need to exercise
my constitutional rights.
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Oh, the circus is in town.
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Hey, Bats.
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Thanks for the assist, O'Brian.
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We can't let these hoodlums
disrupt election day.
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So that's why there are
all those flags everywhere.
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I just figured today
was the Fourth of July or something.
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It's January.
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I know.
That's why it seemed so weird to me.
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Look out.
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- What on earth?
- Not Earth,
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outer space.
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That's a vote against tyranny, son.
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- Who's the grandpa in the goofy hat?
- That's Uncle Sam.
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The living embodiment of patriotism.
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"Uncle Sam"? Does everybody
in your family dress weird?
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Oh, Batman, haven't seen you
since the last war-bonds rally.
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Good to see you again, sir.
Still fighting the good fight, I see.
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Huh. Uncle Grandpa's
got some serious game.
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He derives his power
from the patriotic spirit of the masses.
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Always an inspiring sight.
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All right, son.
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Start singing, and I'd better like the tune.
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You'll get no information from us.
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Hail the Supreme Chairman.
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Are you all right?
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Nothing that a few choruses
of "America the Beautiful" wouldn't cure.
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But first, it's time for a little history lesson
aboard the Rockets' Red Glare.
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Attention, people of Earth.
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I am Telle-Teg, the leader
of the Resistance Forces of Qward.
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The Supreme Chairman,
the brutal dictator of our world,
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plans to use
his weaponer henchmen
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to infiltrate, corrupt and eventually,
take over your government
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just as he did here
on our home world.
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Earthlings, heed this warning.
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We ignored it for too long,
and now it may be too late for us.
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So the aliens at the polling booths
were sent to...
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Use our constitution
to blow their noses.
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Telle-Teg and his men risked their lives
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to get me this warning
of the red alien menace.
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In freedom's name,
we must rescue him and his people
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from this Supreme Chairman despot.
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Bet this stuff would bring
a pretty penny down at the pawnshop.
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Try it and I'll mop the floor
with that rubber rump of yours.
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- You read me, stretch?
- I see you've met Dollman.
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"Dollman"?
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His name is Dollman?
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What?
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Allow me to introduce
the rest of my team.
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Black Condor, Human Bomb,
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The Ray,
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and Phantom Lady.
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Together with Dollman,
they are the Freedom Fighters.
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Oh, I like the look of your team, Sammy.
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I'm glad, son, because I want you.
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You mean, to join the Freedom Fighters?
Really?
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Your abilities are impressive, my boy.
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Can I assume
you are as patriotic as Batman?
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Well, uh, you could assume that. Sure.
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Good, then I hereby declare you
a member of the Freedom Fighters.
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Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters
are sincere about their ideals.
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No problemo, Bats.
Nobody's better at faking sincerity than me.
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- O'Brian.
- Come on, Bats.
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No one's ever wanted me
to be a part of their team.
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Even the league threw me out.
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Give me a chance
to be part of something.
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To prove to myself
that I'm not a three-time loser.
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All right, folks, buckle in.
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I'm about to let freedom ring.
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We have lost contact
with our operatives on Earth, Mr. Chairman.
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We must assume
that they have failed in their mission.
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I do not tolerate failure.
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I can't tell you what it means
to find a home here
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amongst my fellow flag-wavers.
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Look, buddy.
You may have Sam fooled,
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but something tells me
you're not the patriot you pretend to be.
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I'll have you know
that I am as patriotic as Benedict Arnold.
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We're approaching Qward.
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By mimicking a meteor's trajectory,
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we're hoping to slip
through their planetary defenses unnoticed.
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I'd say they noticed.
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Shields are down.
Hull structure is compromised.
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We can't take another direct hit.
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Energy blast, starboard bow.
Brace for impact.
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We're alive.
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Only because Uncle Sam's
channeling his patriot power
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to protect the spacecraft.
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They'll have patrols looking for us.
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- I'll have Black Condor scout the area.
- Please.
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Allow me to stick my neck out
so my fellow team member doesn't have to.
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That boy's as true
as the red, white and blue.
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And I say he's as cracked
as the Liberty Bell.
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Hey, hot head. Meet head butt.
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Ha! This reminds me
of the Battle of Gettysburg.
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Let's get out of here.
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That's no way to treat a Phantom Lady.
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Looks like Uncle Sam
could use a recharge of patriotic spirit.
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Unfortunately, that's going to be hard
to find on an alien planet.
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Don't worry about me.
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I have enough left in the Federal Reserve
to kick the Supreme Chairman's keester.
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I'm Uncle Sam from the planet Earth.
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My colleagues and I are here to help you
shed the shackles of your oppressors.
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You're welcome to join us.
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Too many of our friends and family
have disappeared
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when they stood up against
the Supreme Chairman.
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- We're sorry, but...
- We understand.
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Good luck to you and your people.
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The face of tyranny has muted many.
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I only hope they find the one
who can give them their voices.
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The Qward capital is over the next ridge.
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How are we going to enter the city
without calling attention to ourselves?
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What? Why is everyone staring at me?
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Maybe being on a super team
isn't as glamorous as I thought.
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This must be where
they're holding Telle-Teg.
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Heavily patrolled. Any frontal assault...
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Would be as subtle as fireworks
at a funeral.
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Then I recommend
we initiate Operation Lost and Pound.
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Hmm?
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Don't worry, Telle-Teg,
the cavalry has arrived.
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The Supreme Chairman's underestimated
the power of freedom's spirit.
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And you have underestimated my power
to crush that spirit.
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Can't maintain shield.
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In that case,
give us liberty or give us death.
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Shouldn't we vote
on something like that?
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Ready? Go.
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Huh?
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- What do we do?
- Remember the Alamo, son.
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Isn't that where they ran
and lived to fight another day?
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You're no Freedom Fighter.
You disgrace the stars and stripes.
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Don't worry,
I'm gonna get you out of here.
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It's up to you now, Plastic Man.
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You're our only hope.
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Make the Founding Fathers proud.
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Truth is I'm no patriot.
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I don't know my Bunker Hill
from a hole in the ground.
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I just wanted to be a part of something.
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I don't deserve to be a Freedom Fighter.
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Memorizing names and dates
doesn't make you a patriot.
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That comes from the heart
and can't be faked.
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I believe in you, son.
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But what am I supposed to do?
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The spirit of freedom is all around,
you just have to unleash it.
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Sam!
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"The spirit of freedom is all around,
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you just have to unleash it."
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Whoa. What are you doing?
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00:17:07,982 --> 00:17:10,974
If the Supreme Chairman finds out
you're here, we will be punished.
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The Chairman has captured my friends.
I need your help.
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I told you, we are not heroes.
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You know, on my planet,
ordinary people just like you
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long stood up to injustice,
even when the odds were against them.
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They felt that liberty
and the pursuit of happiness
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were worth fighting for,
no matter the cost.
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They were freedom fighters
and you can be too.
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But we would be facing
impossible odds.
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Did that stop Abraham Lincoln
when he was outnumbered
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by the Redcoats on the D-Day?
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No.
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And when John Paul Jones and Ringo
ran out of tea in Boston,
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did that stop them
from throwing their party?
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Of course not.
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Yes, my friends, I, like George Jefferson
before me, cannot tell a lie,
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help me,
and together we shall let freedom ring.
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You have been found guilty
of crimes against the state.
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Your fate will be broadcast as a lesson
for all those who dare defy my rule.
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As an added benefit, Earth will be
even more vulnerable to my influences.
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Soon, I will be Supreme Chairman
of two worlds.
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Pity none of you will be alive
to witness it.
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Stop the presses.
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Here to play the hero, I see.
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Oh, no, not I, your supreme ugliness,
202
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just the greatest patriot in the universe.
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He's a real Yankee-Doodle Dandy.
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♪ Oh, Yankee-Doodle went to town ♪
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♪ Riding on a pony ♪
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00:19:01,929 --> 00:19:05,194
♪ Stuck a feather in his cap
and ate some rigatoni ♪
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Can someone tell me
what he is doing?
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♪ Yankee-Doodle, don't hiccup ♪
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♪ Yankee-Doodle's daddy ♪
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♪ Rewind the music to the start
because everyone loves candy ♪
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Everybody, sing.
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Attack!
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Impossible. You should be dead.
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Freedom's spirit never dies.
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That's a lesson
you're about to learn the hard way.
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Mr. Chairman, I believe
you've just been voted out of office.
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By those caterwauling peasants?
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This isn't a democracy.
Might makes right.
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00:20:58,045 --> 00:21:00,775
Looks like you could use
a helping hand.
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That's one way to see stars.
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I may be only a foot tall, but I'm big enough
to admit when I'm wrong.
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You are a true patriot.
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Now, Plastic Man,
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there's someone very special
who would like to personally thank you.
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Mr. O'Brian, I know I speak
for all the people of Earth
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when I say, that you are
a real American hero.
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Gee, thanks. And you are?
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