All language subtitles for True Lies S01E08 - Honest Manipulations

I'm Harry Tasker,
husband, dad, computer salesman,

and for 17 years the most
important person in my life

didn't know I was also something else.

Omega Sector's top spy.

I'm Helen Tasker,
wife, mom and professor.

After an unfortunate incident

where I found out
our whole life was a lie,

now I'm also a spy.

Honey, all those things are true.

- They're just, you know...
- What?

True lies.

Mission file: 2020.

Agent Harry Tasker was sent undercover

to Slovenia to intercept
experimental high-tech explosives.

Code name: Operation Bomb Swipe.

Gib, gonna need
some help getting out of here.

All right, alarms are going off,
so the main exit is out.

Uh, there's an open door
up ahead on your right, Harry.

Yeah, Gib, that door on the right?

It just closed.

Okay.

Looks like we're
in a complete security lockdown.

This is not good.

I got the AI hacking
into the security systems.

- Sit tight.
- "Sit tight"?

Gib, listen to me, I am not
missing Helen's birthday.

You think I want you
to miss her birthday?

Do you understand how much time

I spent buying the gift
you're giving her?

- When is our dinner reservation?
- Uh, it was 7:00 p.m.

at Chez Monsieur.

Ooh, and I hear the cassoulet
is out of this world.

It's a shame Helen's gonna miss it.

No, it's not a shame.
Helen is not gonna miss

their cassoulet, whatever that is.

You need to talk to the
computer system, man.

Have you tried to hack
a Slovenian military base?

I can't even read this.

Hey, Gib?

Omega doesn't need all four
of the explosives, do they?

Harry, don't do that.
The hallway's too small.

We can get you out of here
without you blowing things up.

Gib, sometimes you got to blow stuff up.

Don't, don't do that.

Gib, it's Helen's birthday,
and I am not gonna miss it.

- Happy birthday, honey.
- Thanks, Harry.

I can't believe you got a reservation.

You know this place is fancy
because the portions are so small.

Well, it does cost the same
as a mortgage payment.

But you're worth every penny.

Harry, is that blood on your shirt?

- Oh, uh...
- Yeah.

I was unpacking a computer and the...

box cutter went rogue. I'm fine.

Madame?

- For you.
- Thank you.

A little gift I got you.

Thank you, honey.

- Can I open it?
- Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Oh, Harry.

It's perfect.

Thank you, baby.

_

_

Yeah.

- You sure you don't need any help?
- No, I am fine.

I think the kitchen
would say otherwise.

Muffin, I have everything...

under control.

Ah!

See? Perfect timing.

Kids, dinner's ready!

Finally! I am starving.

Oh!

Wow.

Yes.

What's wrong with the meat?

Nothing.

It's just breathing.

Dad, is it breathing or is it bleeding?

The recipe said 30 minutes.

It's 30 minutes...

per pound, Harry.

No problem, no problem.

It's a six-pound roast,
so that's, uh...

Two and a half more hours?

Yes, eat some peas, no problem.

Put this back.

And while we wait,
I can tell your mom about

a romantic getaway that I planned

for us in Charleston.

You and your brother are gonna go
to Lolo and Lola's tomorrow and we...

will be staying at a luxurious villa.

- And not only that.
- Hmm?

Oh, you also got me a present?

- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.

- Can I open it now?
- Yes.

What?

You don't like it?

Dad.

She's wearing
the same necklace right now.

You got this for me
for my birthday three years ago.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know that.

Oh, honey. I'm so sorry.

Here's what I think happened, if I use

my Omega-trained spy
critical thinking skills.

You forgot to make a reservation,

so you couldn't get us in anywhere.

So you decided to make
roast because you...

like roast, and...

we all narrowly escaped
death from E. coli.

I made mashed potatoes.

And this luxury villa... might that be

the leaky time-share
that Luther is always trying

to pawn off on us?

I will pack the extra towels.

I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.

I just got used to Gib
managing all this stuff.

You don't think I figured that out?

And by "manage everything,"
do you mean "do everything"?

Because two days after our anniversary,

you got me lilac-scented perfume.

- I didn't know you were allergic!
- Could've died.

I know, I know.

You like the stuff that
Gib gets you better. I get it.

It's not about what Gib got.

It's not about the Gib gifts.
It's not about the stuff, Harry.

I'm even over the fact that
you lied to me for 17 years.

All of those memories

of the birthdays, the anniversary...

They meant something to me.

I thought that, behind every single

one of those special moments,

was a husband who cared,

not Gib with a database

of "things Helen likes...

and isn't allergic to."

Honey, I do care.

I love you,
my heart's in the right place.

I just got used to delegating
all this stuff to Gib

'cause he's really good at it.

And you really liked it. You were happy.

Delegating love?

Come on, Harry.

It matters whether or not it's you.

You can dress up a lie,

but it's still just a lie.

Honey, I...

- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -

Hey, shake a leg, guys!

We got a new mission on deck.
Seems like a hedge fund

out of Berlin is up
to some pretty shady stuff.

And we got to stop it.

Eyes on center screen. Listen up.

Omega Sector analysis
believes that Berlin-based hedge fund

Ocularis Ventures may be
responsible for a series

of recent disasters that have
claimed hundreds of lives.

The Shido Industries
plane crash in Japan.

The Bona Pharmaceuticals fire in Brazil.

Others are suspected
and currently under analysis.

Ocularis has made almost

$200 million on investments
affected by these incidents.

Omega algorithms calculate a
one-in-over-five-trillion chance

that this is pure coincidence.

That's... many trillions.

So we think
they're causing the accidents?

Uh, specifically,
we think that it's this guy.

Ocularis CEO Reed Kessler.

Ex-CIA. Counterterror division.

He'd know how to bring down a plane.

We think he's gonna do it again?

Yeah, and this is
gonna be the worst yet.

Ocularis just made an
investment that pays off big

if the cruise ship industry tanks,

so we think they're gonna hit a ship,

but we've got no proof.

We've had no luck with hacks,
so we're going after an inside source.

Which leads me to Lisa Hardy.

Aw, she looks nice.

Well, she's the senior
vice president of giving

and charity projects over at Ocularis.

That CEO Reed Kessler?

She's his girlfriend.

You're gonna approach
her as a journalist.

Get in and then get a full
data dump from their computers.

Helen, you're on intel. All right?

You need to figure out which
levers you can pull to flip her.

Don't worry, the psych guys
have a ton of research for you.

Maria, Luther, you two
head over to engineering.

All right, guys, let's get after it.

Wheels up at 0600 tomorrow.

Hey.

Ooh-ooh, look at her, look at her.

Hey, I just want to let you know

- we're pushing off on the mission soon.
- Mm-hmm.

But I will be thinking
about you the whole time.

Well, leave a little room
in your head for the mission.

But...

it is nice to know I'm on your mind.

Always.

Hey, Gib? Huh?

Walk slower.

Okay.

Thank you.

So, we've been working on some
improvements to the laser cutter.

You'll be our first field test.

Ooh, first.

Ooh, exciting.

So, it looks pretty much the same.

Yes, but we've added stuff.

Like this safety lock.

Don't want anyone cutting off
anything important.

Yes, that's...

useful.

And it's now adjustable
so it can cut larger things.

Love it.

And if you adjust
the color of the laser,

it can cut other things like glass.

That... is amazing.

Yep.

You know, just normal upgrade stuff.

Anyhoo, I should

go... do...

things. Good luck!

Huh.

Did she seem...

kind of... nervous?

Nervous? Nah.

No, no, I think that's just her.

Is that the cologne that I gave
you when we were going out?

Maybe? Yeah.

I guess it is.

_

All right, Harry, you ready?

- In place.
- Great.

I hacked Lisa's phone
and got us her schedule.

She's meeting Reed in ten minutes.

She'll be coming from the south.

You'll intercept.

Which means you don't have a lot
of time to make contact, okay?

Luther, Maria?

Reed's coming from the west.

You guys see Reed,
you do whatever it takes to hold him up.

Harry's got to have time
to do his thing.

Ja, we are all set.

You sure do like that thing.

Yeah.

It's, um...

it's cute.

"Cute."

Interesting choice of words.

What's interesting about it?

I don't know.

It's just... interesting.

Hey, Helen, good job
getting through all your intel.

You really did your homework.

It feels icky

manipulating a woman
with all of her love

for cats and "save
the children" websites.

I don't know that I get the ick factor.

Yeah, you wouldn't.

'Cause for 17 years,
you helped Harry manipulate me.

Oh, "manipulate"?

Oh, come on, Helen, stop that.

Harry's just not good
at that kind of stuff.

And, besides, if he has a system

in place to seem considerate,

isn't that kind of
being considerate, hmm?

Mm...

Agree to disagree.

All right, check this out.

Eva... sometimes worries
that I'm too focused

on work to be in a relationship, right?

So what I did was create an AI

that sends her texts
so she's always feeling the love.

_

Is that really solving
the problem, though?

Hey, guys, Lisa's incoming.

Uh-oh.

Luther, Maria, it looks like
Reed is early to the lunch.

Gonna need you guys to hold him off.

We're on it.

Is that Reed coming up the tunnel?

- We're gonna have to blow our cover.
- Maybe not.

I got an idea.

- You're still playing with that thing?
- I'm not playing.

Just follow my lead.

Okay, you got a few minutes.

Excellent. Reed's got
to go around the block.

Harry, hurry up.

Ready to intercept.

_

All right, Harry's in place.
Engaging with the target.

Uh, excuse me.

- You speak English?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, great. Mind if I sit there?

- Yeah, go ahead.
- Thank you.

_

You think Harry's gonna
do a good job at this?

It's not like he spends a lot
of time talking to random women.

Wait, does he?

- Hmm?
- No. No.

He sometimes has to speak
to women for his job.

But he's a trained spy and
a professional, he'll be fine.

So you're American?

Yes.

And so is my boyfriend.

Oh, don't worry, I'm not hitting on you.

- I'm married.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

I haven't hit on a girl
since Kelly Metcalf

socked me in the nose in second grade.

Ah, ouch.

What? Something wrong?

Yeah, something's wrong, that's
the line he used on me when we met.

Easy, easy, it's just
for the job, Helen, relax.

You know, I should tell you

it's actually not a coincidence
we're both American.

Or that I'm sitting here.

- What?
- I'm a journalist.

Michael Stone. I was wondering

if I could ask you a few
questions about your company.

I'm really sorry, but Ocularis has

- strict policies against reporters.
- I get it,

- but it would only be...
- Helen, you need to help him out here.

Harry, it's your wife here.

She's a big fan

of the human rights
podcast To Save a Life.

The tagline is,
"Think what you would do."

So I should really be going.

Please. I'm sure you're very busy.

Just think, what would
you do to save a life?

To Save a Life.

It's my favorite podcast.

- It's great. Right?
- Amazing.

Hey, nice job.

It still feels icky.

Okay, I should really go,
but just tell me,

what is your Ocularis story about?

You're aware they've made a lot of money

- off disasters where people have died?
- Yes.

But the CEO Reed Kessler,

I mean, his whole strategy is
based on identifying industries

that are vulnerable to accidents.

What if, God forbid,
they weren't accidents?

Reed may not even know. You could be

- saving him from a scandal.
- Helen, help him out.

We need some ammo here.

Uh, Harry, she loves Ragdoll cats.

Sending you a Ragdoll cat now.

Oh, I'm sorry.

- It's my cat sitter.
- Yeah. Yeah.

- You have a Ragdoll?
- Mm-hmm.

Wow, so do I.

Her name's... Muffin.

Muffin.

Can you believe it?

That's what he calls me. That's my name.

Okay, okay.
Probably not the ideal choice.

- No.
- Lisa, this is gonna be

totally off the record, on background.

I just need to take a look
at Ocularis's files.

Harry. Harry, we got
Reed incoming. 30 seconds.

I appreciate what you're trying to do.

But he's not just the CEO...
He's my boyfriend.

I know it feels dishonest,
but if your heart's in the right place,

isn't that what really
matters to someone you love?

- Are you listening to what I'm listening to?
- Helen, it's just for a cover ID.

- It's just for the cover ID.
- Yeah, okay. He's...

But you just got to let him work!

Call me.

Please.

Come on.

Honey, I'm trying to save lives here.

I'm sorry if I used some
unfortunate choices on the op.

Oh, yes, you unfortunately got
all of your icky little spy lies

all over my favorite memories
of when we first met.

- Icky spy lies?
- Yeah.

Wow, I didn't know you cared
so much about Kelly Metcalf.

I don't. But I'm starting to see

why she might have socked you.

Harry, this is everything
I've been talking about.

We have this whole history of
things that are special to me.

And then when you take
my nickname and you give it away

to imaginary cats...

"Muffin" is just a word.

No, it's not just a word.

It's special. It's my nickname.

It's between us.

And what did you mean
when you said, "Lying is okay

as long as my heart's
in the right place"?

I didn't say "my heart."
I didn't say "my heart."

- I said "hearts," you know?
- You said "hearts."

- In general.
- It's very hard.

And then, on top of it, I'm...

helping you put lies into
someone else's relationship.

Honey, nothing important in
our relationship was a lie.

Those things were important to me.

Hey.

Did I interrupt something?

- No. No, everything is fine.
- Yeah. Yeah, you did, Gib.

Okay. I'm not gonna step in that one.

Here's the update.

Still no call from Lisa,

and our stock market analysts think

Ocularis is gonna hit
a cruise ship within days.

You got to get into their computers
pronto if we want to stop it.

I can't approach Lisa again so soon.

Precisely. That's why
you're not going to.

We're sending Helen in.

Wait, me?

You got to get Lisa
to call Michael Stone.

So I have to lie
to Lisa about her boyfriend?

I have to lie to her face?
I... This all feels...

Better than watching a cruise ship sink

with thousands of people on board.

I agree entirely.

All right, here's the play.
Lisa's the speaker tonight

at a fundraiser
for a charity called EarthOne.

We hacked an invite for Helen,

but the list gets checked
against a database

at the EarthOne HQ I cannot hack.

So we're gonna have
to get her in manually.

Maria, Luther, that's on you.

You're gonna need to find a way to get

into their headquarters
and get into that system,

which leaves me and Harry
in the van on tactical support.

Hey, buddy. I know you don't
like sitting on the sidelines,

but you got to be ready in
case Lisa calls, you know?

Maria, Luther,
how's it looking out there?

Passing the fifth floor now.

- I'm gonna start cutting our way in.
- With Quinn's cute laser pen?

Do we use that for everything now?

You saw it cut glass.

And I'm using it to cut glass.

That's all?

- What else would there be?
- You tell me.

- There's nothing.
- Nothing?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, we are through the window

- and in the offices.
- Nice work.

Accessing computer.

So, you're really gonna make me ask?

Ask what?

Whether you're dating Quinn.

No.

Uh, that... I'm-I'm not.

It's just weird that you're
calling a laser cutter cute.

You're wearing the cologne
that I gave you.

Those things have nothing
to do with each other.

- So let's just focus on this.
- Mm-hmm.

- She's in.
- Helen, you are good to go.

Hey, I'm Candace Schaefer.
I'm on the list.

There you go, miss.

And we who have been fortunate

have an obligation to give back.

That's why the Ocularis
Foundation supports EarthOne.

Because we truly are one Earth.

Thank you.

Hey, Helen.

Any luck approaching Lisa?

No. She's still stuck with Reed.

He won't leave her alone.

You looked so beautiful
up there tonight.

Thank you.

Something wrong?

No.

I'm just thinking about
where the money came from.

It feels so wrong to be
profiting off misery.

Bad things happen all the time.

It's not like we're responsible

- for those disasters.
- Mm-hmm.

- And look around... we're doing good things.
- I know.

I just don't want this to be the
pretty face for something ugly.

You're too good for me.

Reed's leaving.

Helen, you're up. Go.

I don't know if I can do this.

Helen, just think of it like this...

Reed is the one lying to her.

You're just, you know,
the one setting her straight.

You know what, Harry, that actually...

makes some sense.

Hi.

- I'm so sorry to interrupt.
- No.

- I really loved your speech.
- Oh, thank you.

And I don't mean to pry.

Sometimes I pick up on things,
but are you all right?

You looked down up there. Oh.

No, yeah. Of course. It's j...

You know, it's just relationship stuff.

That's all.

Ah, men.

- The worst. Am I right?
- Ugh. Yeah.

Was that directed at me?

- That was directed at me.
- What is it with you and Helen?

It's an op, Harry.

- I mean, Reed is great.
- Mm-hmm.

Believe me, whatever it is
you are gonna say,

I've had it way worse. Embarrassing.

It's just, sometimes
he'll say things to me

like "You're too good for me."

Yeah, that language

might make you think that he's...

hiding something bad.

And so what do I do
if I feel like I don't really...

know him?

Well, unfortunately, you are
talking to the perfect person.

I mean, a couple months ago,

I thought my husband was
leading a totally different life.

You know? But I didn't know...

Is he having an affair?

Is he a spy?

I didn't know.

- Sure.
- I didn't know!

Oh, come on.

Hey, man, you're the one
who told her to tell the truth.

- Ha-ha.
- What did you do?

I confronted him.
But, of course, he denied everything.

Wow.

- And then?
- Well, I needed to get to the bottom of it.

Was I married to someone who
was manipulating me?

Can you believe that?

What did you find out?

I did some snooping. I did lots of
snooping. I'm a wonderful snoop.

And I found out that I was
actually just really paranoid.

My husband was totally sincere

and completely trustworthy.

- What? She's saying nice things.
- Yeah, she's saying very nice mean things.

- Mean things.
- The point is,

I'm actually glad that I did
all of that digging

because it put all of my fears to rest.

He got me this necklace for my birthday.

Oh, wow! Yeah.

I almost want two of 'em.

Anyway, good luck.

I'm sorry to have taken your time.

Thanks for all
the lovely things that you do.

Great work, Helen. Really, good job.

No, don't say "Great work, Helen.

Really good job." Say "Mean work, Helen.

Unnecessarily cruel job."

Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Harry.

- Is that Lisa?
- Yeah.

This is Michael Stone.

Hi. This is Lisa from... today.

I think we should meet.

I'm so glad you called.

I just wanted to check in on you guys

and see how you're doing
at Lolo and Lola's.

Well, Lolo is making
us watch grandpa TV shows.

We've seen, like, seven programs
on the Philippines in World War II.

The Battle of Bataan
would grind on for another four months

while soldiers dug in
for a difficult winter.

Anyway, how's your luxury villa?

Are you and Dad romancing?

Uh, yeah. Lots of...

romancing.

We should go, though, okay?

Uh, have fun learning about the
Bataan Death March, you guys.

Kisses.

Hey, we need to get going.
My meeting with Lisa is in a half hour.

Don't you think we should talk a
little bit? You seem a little miffed.

Honestly? Yeah, Helen.
I am a little miffed.

It was an op, Harry.

Did you have to bring up the locket?

How do you expect me to feel?

It was so special when
you gave me the first locket.

It felt so thoughtful and perfect,

and then I find out you don't
even remember giving it to me?

Okay, I get it.

Did that lie mess up a
beautiful memory for you?

Yes, it did.

But there was truth under that lie.

What are you talking about?

Do you know why I didn't remember?

- No.
- Blood loss.

- I was dizzy.
- What?

Remember when I had
blood on my shirt that night?

I was on a mission, and I blew a door up

because I didn't want to
be late for your birthday.

The explosion blew a nail
through my tactical vest.

So, yeah, I didn't remember.
Because I lost two pints of blood.

Because I love you!

Okay, well, I appreciate that, but...

how was I supposed to know?

Check your blood pressure?

Helen, Harry,

team's in place
for the meeting with Lisa.

- You guys ready?
- Yeah, we're on our way.

Yeah...

Okay, with all the security at Ocularis,

we're not gonna be able to park
a van close to the building.

But there's a hospital nearby,

so our operations center
is getting a little disguise.

Maria, Luther, you're gonna be

on the roof of the building to
tap into the security system.

Harry, you're going
to meet up with Lisa.

Go in and copy all the files
off of Reed's computer.

Once we have the goods,
we stop the cruise ship attack

and take 'em down.

You know, if you were dating Quinn,

- I'd be fine with it.
- Would you, though?

Feel like it'd be kind of weird.

Why would it be weird?

We broke up ages ago.

Just, the cologne thing, you know?

You seemed kind of, I don't know, hurt?

Hurt?

That's crazy. More like glad.

You know, that my cologne
could help you move on.

Okay. I'm dating Quinn.

There. Was that so bad?

Man, that actually feels like a relief

to get that off my chest.
I was totally worried.

Come on, man. I'm happy for you.

Guys, status?

We're in. Everything is all good.

Okay. Target's approaching.

Showtime.

Lisa, thank you so much for meeting me.

Yeah, I, uh, wasn't sure
I was going to at first.

Well, you made the right decision.

I just want you to
take a look at the files,

make sure that everything's legit.

I mean, I-I love Reed.

I just want to make sure that
I really know him, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, I think I might.

Okay.

Is your AI robot
keeping your girlfriend happy?

Uh, my relationship management tool

is letting my girlfriend know
that I care about her, yes.

And it's working just fine.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay, Harry,
you got to get in that computer

and do a full data dump.

We need to know everything

they've done and everything
they're planning.

All right.

So, this is his private server.

Uh, it's not connected to the outside,

and a lot of it is encrypted.
I can only access parts.

That's all right, I can get the rest.

Uh, what are you doing?

I need complete research.

Wait, you didn't
tell me you need all the files. Why?

It's Reed calling. What do I do?

Lisa, it's okay.
Just stay calm, act normal.

- Okay? This is important.
- Yeah.

- Put it on speaker.
- Okay.

Hi, honey.

Hey, where are you?

Oh, I'm just out doing errands.

You sure about that?

Because after your questions
about Ocularis last night,

I was concerned, so I put together

a little security detail
and followed you. Lisa...

I know where you are.
Stop what you're doing right now...

Gib, you hear that? We got problems.

What? Who's...

- Who are you talking to? Who's Gib?
- There's no time.

Seriously, who's Gib? What's going on?

Come on.

I don't like this.

Luther, Maria, I got armed guards.

There's three of them
coming up the west stairwell,

heading your way. You need to move.

"Move?" Is that it?
Any other suggestions?

Just get out of there.

Who are you? Where are we going?

I work for a U.S. government agency.

- You're not safe here.
- You're a spy?

- You lied to me?
- Oh, come on, a lot of people lied to you.

Stop!

Gib...

- we're coming out, east side.
- We'll be ready.

- Where are we going?
- The ambulance. Come on.

Go, go, go!

You.

From last night. You're a part of this?

Yeah, it's a funny story,
and you're gonna laugh.

I thought you were helping me,
but you're both spies?

- You monsters!
- No...

Harry, got an SUV coming in hot.

Gib, step on it.

I'm on it.

All the corporate accidents
that Reed is profiting from,

he is also causing.

No, no, Reed would never hurt anyone.

He's literally shooting at us right now.

Whoa, not good.

Get down.

- We're sitting ducks up here.
- We've got to get off this thing.

I'll cover you. Go!

Come on, Gib, you can
drive better than that.

I'm going as fast as I can, buddy.

It's an ambulance. Don't they go fast?

Harry, you know
this is a disguise, right?

This thing handles
like a fridge on wheels.

Yeah, could you just let me out?

I actually
don't want to be a part of this.

I understand that
it's really, really hard

to hear the truth, but I promise
you, everything we did,

we did it with a good reason.

There's no good reason to lie.

You want to explain that one, Helen?

Sometimes there is,
like when people's lives are at stake.

There, Harry. Happy now?

The air conditioner thing, go. Go.

Keep them busy. I've got an idea.

If we can take those two guys out,
we can go over the side.

Here come more guys.
They're flanking us.

Hey, I can't shake 'em, Harry,

and this ambulance wasn't
built for a shootout.

Stay down, stay down.

We're not gonna last
much longer like this.

I got to get rid of these guys.

What, no, Harry, what are you doing?

No-no-no-no-no, get down.

I'm making an explosive.
I'm gonna try and blow 'em up.

Who are you, Nolan Ryan? How
you gonna get close enough to hit 'em?

Well, the windows don't open,

and even if they did,
I wouldn't be able to aim,

so I'm gonna go out on the gurney.

Harry, that is literally the worst idea

I have ever heard.

Yeah...

I don't love it either.

Helen, come sit over here.

Lisa, get back there.

Gib, I need you to
hold this thing steady.

How am I supposed to do that?
I'm dodging bullets.

Harry, there has to be
a better way to do this.

Yeah, well, sometimes
you've got to blow stuff up.

Didn't go so well
last time you said that.

Are you serious? You are
going to get yourself killed.

Maybe, but if I don't,

your boyfriend's going to
kill thousands of people,

and I'm not going to let that happen.

This ambulance
is about to need an ambulance.

Harry, if you're gonna do
the bomb thing, now's the time.

- Helen, you ready?
- No, I'm not ready.

- I hate this.
- Honey, we don't have a choice.

Go.

Harry!

I'll hold them off while you go down.

- Who's gonna cover you?
- We can't both go. I'll be okay.

What are you talking about?

The minute you run
out of ammo, you're dead.

Either one of us gets off this roof,
or neither of us does.

- Then you go, I'll stay.
- If I don't make it,

you'll tell Quinn that
I was thinking about her...

and that I'm grateful for all
the time we had together?

No, I am not bringing
love letters to your new girlfriend.

Please, Maria.

- I'll go left, you take right.
- Wait, this is crazy.

Whatever you have to say to Quinn,

you can tell her yourself.

- You sure you're okay, big guy?
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm all right.

I was so worried about you.

- Helen, my ribs.
- Oh. Yep.

Sorry.

Don't worry, Helen.
Harry's been through worse.

Hey, good news is, it was worth it.

I already heard from Omega.

They went through the data
that we pulled off of Reed's computer,

and they're currently
pulling 1,500 passengers

off of a cruise ship
with a bomb in its hull.

All in all, I'd call
that a good day's work.

Hey, will you just tell me one thing?

Was anything you told me true?

All of it.

And... kind of

none of it.

If I dislocated my shoulder

jumping from behind that air
conditioner, you're paying for my PT.

Totally fair.

Oh, one thing.

You really didn't want to
give Quinn my message, huh?

- You thought that was about Quinn?
- Yeah.

You know how much paperwork
I would have to do if you died?

That's it? That's the only reason?

Luther!

Hey.

- Thank God you're okay.
- Yeah.

I mean, thank God
the whole team is okay.

Yeah, it's okay. I know.

Oh, good.

Oh, it was so hard pretending.

Mmm.

Ah.

- Hey. Eva.
- Hey.

How you doing, babe?

Mmm. I'm so glad to be home.

I'm glad you made it back safe.

Yeah, got a little hairy there
for a minute, but...

Hey.

Something wrong?

I read the mission report.

Mm-hmm.

How were you able to text
me six times while driving

an ambulance and dodging gunfire?

What?

Ah, that-that must have been a mistake.

It's probably the time zone
difference, something like that.

Gib, I checked.

Exact same time.

See...

I know, this... You're gonna...

Okay, so, I have this
AI program on my phone,

and I kind of programmed it,

um, to how I feel.

So it sends

the actual, y-y-you know, the texts.

But that's just so you know that
I'm thinking of you, baby. That's all.

That's just so you know.

But you weren't.

Not then.

No, I mean, but I was thinking
about you when I wrote the program.

Gib, I was so happy

when I got those texts,
and now I find out it's just a trick.

What? No, it's not... It's not a trick.

- Those texts are real.
- No...

Th-They're computer-generated,
but it's-it's still...

I'm sorry, Gib.

I want to date a person,

not a computer program.

This isn't going to work.

Harry, what are you doing?

One sec.

I wouldn't be mad if you
brought me a glass of wine.

Well, funny you should ask.

Oh. Champagne?

What is this?

This is a birthday do-over.

I wanted to sneak it in
before the kids got home.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Mmm. It's delicious.

And that's not all. There's more.

Happy birthday, Helen.

What is this?

Well, I can tell you what it's not.

It's definitely not a heart locket.

Okay, then I like it already.

It's...

What is this?

So, I talked with Omega.

Remember how I told you
about the explosion,

how the nail ripped
through my tactical vest?

- Yeah.
- Well, they held on to the nail,

so I had it made special for you.

That is so sweet, Harry.

And it's from me.

It's not from Gib or an AI.

It came from me.

And an explosive device.

You're so romantic, Harry Tasker.

You know what's even more romantic?

What?

- I've got a scar to match.
- Michael Stone.

Are you okay?

Oh, my stars.

Michael Stone.

These kisses are real.

Right?