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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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[SUSPENSE MUSIC
PLAYS OVER RADIO]
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Radio around here sucks.
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[TURNS RADIO OFF]
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Come on, man.
Jobs don't get much sweeter than this.
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You know?
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Dead vic with a gnawed-on neck,
body drained of blood.
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And a witness who swears up and down
that it was a vampire.
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No, I agree. It's a hell of a case.
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-A little more gusto, please.
-It's just...
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...the world is coming to an end.
Things are a little complicated.
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Well, we can't save the world.
Not today, anyway.
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But what we can do is chop off
some vamps' heads. Come on, man.
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It's like the good old days.
Honest-to-goodness monster hunt.
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About time the Winchesters
got back to tackling...
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...a straightforward,
black-and-white case.
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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[POLKA BAND PLAYING
UPBEAT TUNE]
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We still gotta see
the new Raiders movie.
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Saw it.
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-Without me?
-You were in hell.
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It's no excuse.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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MAN:
Pretzels. Pretzels.
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Big pretzel.
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I'll take two please.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Guten Tag.
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Guten Tag yourself.
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Hmm. Looks like that's our man.
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Sheriff Deitrich?
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-Are you the boys from the fed?
-Agents Angus and Young.
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We called ahead about your problem.
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Right. I tell you what. Why don't we
talk this out away from the crowd?
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Marissa Wright, 26.
Just up from Larkin for the fest.
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Tsk. Terrible. Just terrible.
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I mean, it's the last thing this town
needs in peak tourist season.
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Definitely the last thing
Marissa Wright needed.
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-What the hell?
DEITRICH: Hey, you got me.
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I mean, this killer is some kind of
grade-A whacko, right?
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I mean, some Satan-worshipping,
Anne Rice-reading...
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...gothic psycho vampire-wannabe?
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DEAN: Sheriff, in your report,
you mentioned a witness.
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Yeah, I wished I didn't.
But the witness insisted.
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That's Ed Brewer.
Not exactly what you'd call reliable.
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[POLKA MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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-I remember you.
-Yeah, and I remember you, Jamie.
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-I never forget a pretty...everything.
-Oh.
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-We're looking for Ed Brewer.
-What do you want with Ed?
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Well, we are, uh, ahem, federal agents.
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Mr. Brewer was witness
to a serious crime. We just need to--
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Wait a minute. You're a fed?
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Wow, you don't come on like a fed.
Ahem.
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Seriously?
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I'm a maverick, ma'am.
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A rebel with a badge.
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One thing I don't play by? The rules.
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Okay, maverick. Um....
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So where can we find Mr. Brewer?
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I told the cops everything I saw.
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No one believes me.
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Why should you be any different?
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Believe me, Mr. Brewer.
We're different.
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I spoke the God's-honest truth,
and now I'm the town joke.
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Marissa Wright's murder is no joke
to us.
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And we wanna hear everything,
no matter how strange it may seem.
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We have a lot of experience
with strange.
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It was just after midnight.
I just left here...
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...and like I do every night, I cut
through the park on the way home.
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At first I thought
it was a couple kissing.
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But she was...
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...struggling too much.
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And this man, he was--
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Well, he was biting her neck.
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-Can you describe her assailant?
-Oh, he was a vampire.
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Okay, right. And by that, you mean--?
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You know, a vampire.
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[HISSES]
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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-So he looked like--
-He looked like a vampire.
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With the fangs, and the slicked-back
hair, and the fancy cape...
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...and the little medallion thingy
on the ribbon.
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-You mean, like a Dracula?
-Exactly. Like a Dracula.
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-Right down to the accent.
-The accent?
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-What did he say?
-You know, something like:
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"Stay away, mortal. The night is mine!"
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You do believe me, don't you?
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He must be here following up
on that murdered woman.
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-Crazy Ed and his vampire story.
JAMIE: He might be weird...
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-...but he's not crazy.
-Oh, come on, you're just saying that...
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...because the guy has a crush on you
and he tips you in 20s.
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[JAMIE CHUCKLES]
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MAN: Lucy!
-Oh.
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-So got a beer back there for me?
-I don't know, Agent Young.
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-You off-duty?
-And then some.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[SAM SIGHS]
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DEAN:
So, what do you think?
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Goth psycho
vampire-wannabe, right?
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-Definitely not our kind of case. Whew.
-Agreed, but who cares?
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Room's paid for and it's Oktoberfest.
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Come on, brother,
beer and bar wenches.
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Pretty sure women today don't react
well to the whole wench thing.
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Hey, bar wench, where's that beer?
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Coming up, good sir.
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Dude, Oktoberfest.
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There you go. What can I get you?
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Oh, he doesn't drink.
He's a Christian Scientist.
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Doesn't even take aspirin.
It's a real drag on stakeouts.
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[JAMIE CHUCKLES]
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You're funny.
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I'm lot more than that.
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Love the chance to show you.
What time you get off?
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Ha, ha. Like I said, funny.
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Whew.
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-Man, it is time to right some wrongs.
-Come again?
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Look at me.
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I came back from the furnace
without any of my old scars, right?
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No bullet wounds, knife cuts...
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...none of the off-angle fingers
from all the breaks.
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My hide is as
smooth as a baby's bottom.
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Which leads me to conclude...
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...sadly...
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...that my virginity is intact.
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-What?
-I have been re-hymenated.
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Re--? Ha. Please.
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Maybe angels can pull you
out of hell, but no one could do that.
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Brother, I have been re-hymenated.
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And the dude will not abide.
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Alright, dude. Well, you go do
whatever you gotta do.
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And I'm gonna go back
to the room and get some sleep.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[SIGHS]
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So how about tonight?
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Oh. Sorry, I promised
Lucy a girls' night out.
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Besides, no self-respecting bar wench
lets herself get picked up...
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...by a customer on the first try.
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I'm not a customer.
I'm a federal agent.
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-Try again tomorrow, G-man.
-I wish I could.
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I don't think we're staying.
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What, it's too weird for you?
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Not weird enough.
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[ANIMAL HOWLING]
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[HOOTING]
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[HOWLING]
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Rick, did you hear that?
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-What?
-It sounded like a wolf.
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Come on, baby.
Don't change the subject.
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I told you what could happen if--
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-Those stories aren't true.
-They are, baby.
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If a man doesn't get this
stuff out of his system regularly...
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...it can back up
and cause all kinds of...
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...medical-type problems.
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[LOW GROWLING]
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[SNARLS]
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Do you hear that?
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Anne Marie, there aren't any wolves
in Pennsylvania.
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[SCREAMING]
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[RIPPING]
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[SLURPING]
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And then...
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...it just tore Rick into little pieces.
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Ma'am, we understand
how hard this is...
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...but can you describe the creature?
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Oh.
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It was a werewolf.
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-A werewolf?
-Mm-hm.
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-You're sure.
-Oh, yeah.
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With the furry face,
and the black nose, and the claws...
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...and the torn up
pants and shirt.
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Like from the old movies.
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Um....
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Whoa, okay, so....
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Thank you for your time.
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First a Dracula, and now
a full-on movie-time wolf man?
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What the hell is going on in this town?
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[BOTH GROAN]
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-Damn.
-Ooh.
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SAM:
All right.
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Whatever did this,
wasn't a psycho wannabe.
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Look at those bite marks.
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Right down to the bone and deeper.
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Strong enough to tear a healthy man
apart, limb from limb.
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-Could be a werewolf.
-Except, look.
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Heart's still there, in one piece.
They never leave the heart behind.
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Thus, I reiterate.
What the hell is going on?
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Well, I was hoping
you boys could tell me.
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Just got a rush job back from the lab...
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...on those fibers we found
on the body.
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Canine, wolf hairs.
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I'm getting a headache.
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I don't know, man.
Looks like we've stumbled onto...
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...a midnight showing
of Dracula Meets Wolf Man.
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-Is that it?
-I don't know.
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I mean, Wolf Man
seems real enough.
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Makes Dracula seem
less impossible, I guess.
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Werewolves don't grow wolf hair.
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-That's just a myth.
-Yeah.
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So what, we've got a vampire and
a werewolf monster-mashing this town?
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Ahh.
Looks like you guys are staying a while.
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I heard about Rick Deacon.
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This just got weird enough
for our department.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, beers are on me.
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And just so you know,
I get off at midnight tonight.
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Oh, it's not another girls' night out?
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Doesn't have to be.
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-Okay then. I'll see you tonight.
-Okay then.
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Hey, you think this Dracula
could turn into a bat?
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That'd be cool.
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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MAN:
Sorry to bother you at this--
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Yeah, I do know what time it is.
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I was just wondering if you were
expecting a delivery of some kind.
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I don't know.
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Well, it looks old.
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That's right.
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Yeah, an Egyptian kind of deal.
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No, it was just sitting there
on the loading dock.
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No, Dr. Eiger.
There's no shipping invoice.
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There's no nothing.
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I don't know when it was delivered.
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It was here when I clocked in tonight.
I thought you'd know what to do.
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Think Helen has
any record of it in her files?
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[SCRAPING THEN A SOFT THUD]
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Holy mother of crap! Aah.
Aah!
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No! No! Aah!
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Aah! No!
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[GASPING, CHOKING]
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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[WHEELS ROLLING]
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COP 1:
All right, George, back.
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COP 2:
Got it.
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DEITRICH: See if there's any evidence of
a break-in. Call the delivery man.
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COP 1:
Go get your photos right here.
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DEITRICH: I want a statement from
everybody about the delivery guy.
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COP 1: You wanna try that?
COP 2: Be a good idea.
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[SCOFFS]
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This sarcophagus isn't ancient.
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It's from a prop house in Philly.
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Oh.
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Goes well with the bucket of dry ice
he was keeping in it.
245
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,693
Is he making his own special effects?
246
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,029
Mummy with good sense
of showmanship.
247
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,950
This is stupid.
248
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,828
Damn it. Jamie. I'm late.
249
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,831
You're good here with the mummy
and the crazy--?
250
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,624
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
251
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,507
[SIGHS]
252
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,720
Your loss, G-Man.
253
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,476
[FLAPPING]
254
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:50,485
[IN DRACULA'S ACCENT]
Good evening.
255
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:03,831
I have watched you for many nights
from afar.
256
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:07,627
My passion knows no bounds, Mina.
257
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:13,591
You are the reincarnation
of my beloved.
258
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,385
And I must have you.
259
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,179
Aah!
260
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,181
[SPEAKS WITH NO ACCENT]
Mary! Son of a--
261
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,102
Jamie?
262
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,980
Son of a bitch.
263
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,316
[WITH ACCENT]
You should not use such language...
264
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,777
...in the presence of my bride.
265
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,488
Okay.
266
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,323
Oh!
267
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,534
Haah!
268
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:43,996
[GRUNTS]
269
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,206
Jamie, run!
270
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:51,462
You have no choice in the matter,
Mr. Harker. Mina is mine!
271
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,302
[GRUNTS]
272
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,639
[GROANS]
273
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,284
[ENGINE REVS]
274
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,668
[HORN HONKS]
275
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:45,683
Hey.
276
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,936
-You guys all right?
-Yeah, I think so.
277
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,314
-And I think I know what's going on.
-Yeah?
278
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:52,982
Part of it, at least.
279
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,362
Uh.... The ear part?
280
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,990
Ripped it off Dracula's head. Touch it.
281
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,742
[SCOFFS]
282
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,791
-Ugh.
-Feel familiar to you?
283
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,878
-Oh, man.
-Skin of a Shapeshifter.
284
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,297
Just like St. Louis
and just like Milwaukee.
285
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,300
Of course, this one's
all whole new buckets of crazy.
286
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,636
Oh, and...
287
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,473
...this. I pulled it off during the fight.
288
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,516
Look at the label on the ribbon.
289
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,021
It's a costume rental.
290
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,982
All three monsters, the Dracula,
Wolf Man, the mummy...
291
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,317
...all the same critter.
292
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,194
We need to catch this freak...
293
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,988
...before he Creature-From-the-Black-
Lagoons somebody.
294
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,699
So you guys are like Mulder
and Scully or something?
295
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,660
And The X Files are real?
296
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:49,705
Hmm. No, The X Files is a TV show.
This is real.
297
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,832
Oh.
298
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,920
Okay, so the stagecraft, the costuming.
299
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,423
It's like he's trying to reenact
his favorite monster-movie moments...
300
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,509
...right down to the bloody murders.
301
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,678
Wait a second. Who the hell is Mina?
302
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,180
SAM: Mina?
-Yeah, it's what he called Jamie.
303
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,849
-He called me Mr. Harker.
-Jonathan Harker?
304
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,521
They're characters
from the movies and the novels.
305
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,940
Mina, Dracula's intended bride.
306
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,360
Harker, the fiancé
that stands in the way.
307
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,571
Seems like he's fixating on you.
Like he sees you as his bride.
308
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:26,575
-Well, lucky me. Heh.
-But to fixate on you, my guess is...
309
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:31,038
...that the shifter has to have seen you
before or been around you.
310
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,874
Jamie, has anybody strange
come to town?
311
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,377
Somebody that has taken
specific notice of you.
312
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:40,464
I don't know, Dean.
It's Oktoberfest. I'm a bartender.
313
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:44,635
There's lots of people. I--
314
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,556
-Wait a second, there is Ed.
-"Ed Brewer" Ed?
315
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,727
Yeah. He moved here
about a month ago.
316
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:57,356
Lucy swears he has a crush on me.
He comes in almost every night.
317
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,984
But I don't think
he's the type of guy--
318
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,070
-Where does Ed live?
-I don't know.
319
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,114
But he works at the old movie theater.
320
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,575
I think he's the projectionist there.
321
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:11,620
-Take care of Mina?
-Yup.
322
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,170
So monsters are real?
323
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:23,299
-Some of them. Yeah.
-And this Shapeshifter...
324
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,427
...he could turn into different people?
325
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,430
Yeah. Except this one's
turning into...
326
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:33,434
...the great monsters of screenland,
which is a new one for me.
327
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:38,689
You're not really FBI, are you?
328
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:42,443
-Not so much.
-So...
329
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,529
...this is what you do?
You and your partner...
330
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,282
...just tramp across the country
on your own dime...
331
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:52,203
...until you find some
horrible nightmare to fight?
332
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,956
Some people paint.
333
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,000
Wow.
334
00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,293
What?
335
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,339
That must suck. I mean...
336
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:07,176
...you're giving up
your life for this terrible...
337
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,638
...I don't know, responsibility.
338
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,973
[CHUCKLES]
339
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:19,146
Last few years,
I started thinking that way.
340
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:24,735
And, you know, it started
sort of weighing on me.
341
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:28,072
Of course, that was before--
342
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,702
[CHUCKLES]
343
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:42,336
A little while ago, I had this...
344
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:45,423
...let's call it a near-death experience.
345
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:47,383
Very near.
346
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,972
And...
347
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:57,351
...ahem, when I came to...
348
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,395
...things were different.
349
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,441
My life's been different.
350
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:07,194
I realized that I help people.
351
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:10,614
You know? Not just help them though,
I save them.
352
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:14,535
And I gotta say, it's awesome.
353
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:19,248
It's kind of like a gift.
354
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,377
Like a mission.
355
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:30,092
Kind of like a mission from God.
356
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:37,057
So does that make you...
357
00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:39,727
...some kind of monk or something?
358
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:44,273
You know, celibate?
359
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,733
Man, I hope not.
360
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,776
[THUNDER CRASHES]
361
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,080
[SWITCH CLICKS]
362
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:04,585
Holy crap. Oh, my God, Jamie.
363
00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:08,923
Guys, I'm sorry. I thought
you guys were going out.
364
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,467
Lucy, it's okay. Listen--
365
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:16,972
I came to borrow a bottle. I got
something going on back at my--
366
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:23,312
Anyway, you guys look really busy.
So I'm just gonna get out of your hair.
367
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:28,609
No, seriously, Lucy. It's been
a crazy night. Stay for a drink.
368
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,612
Yeah, stay for a drink.
369
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,197
[THUNDER CRASHES]
370
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,449
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE]
371
00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:35,009
[SWITCHES TO BOSSA NOVA]
372
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:42,391
Whoa!
373
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,226
You FBI man. What did I--?
374
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,353
Shut up! Okay?
You know what you did.
375
00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:48,022
-What?
-I know what you are.
376
00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:50,524
I'm not anything.
I just like to play the Casio.
377
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,527
-Had time to grow the ear back, huh?
-What? Ow!
378
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:56,530
Ow! Ouch! Ouch!
379
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,701
-It's supposed to come off.
-No, it's not.
380
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,875
Oh, that sounds awful.
Jamie, honey, are you okay?
381
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:11,712
I'm fine. He didn't even touch me.
382
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,382
Dean, he just, heh, flew right in
and fought him off.
383
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:19,928
Well, I didn't actually fly. But I'm sure
it seemed that way at the time.
384
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:23,182
It did. It was really, really something.
385
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:27,102
-Jamie?
-Hmm.
386
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:30,731
So, Dean, are you
like a black belt or what?
387
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:41,116
Well, I guess, they train you to fight
at the academy or whatever.
388
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:47,790
JAMIE:
Dean! What are you doing?
389
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,417
[GRUNTS]
390
00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:54,421
It's you, isn't it?
391
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,600
Oh! Damn it.
392
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:11,438
What did you put in our drinks?
393
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:16,026
It's all right, I'll skin you myself.
394
00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:20,531
[GLASS SHATTERING]
395
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:27,246
And scene.
396
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,795
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
397
00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:54,398
[GRUNTS]
398
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,364
Oh, come on.
399
00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:17,963
She is beautiful, no?
400
00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:21,967
Bride Number 3 from the first film.
401
00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:27,473
She never got the acclaim
that she deserved...
402
00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:33,395
...which is why I chose her shape,
her form...
403
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:36,857
...to move among
the mortals unnoticed...
404
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:41,028
...to listen to the cricket songs
of the living.
405
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:47,576
That is when I discovered my bride
had been reborn...
406
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:49,036
...in this century.
407
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,204
[SNICKERS]
408
00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:56,877
I can't get over what a pumpkin-pie-eyed
crazy son of a bitch you really are.
409
00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,589
You're not Dracula.
You get that, right?
410
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,591
Or even if you think
you are Dracula...
411
00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:04,718
...what the hell is up with the mummy?
412
00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:10,265
I am all monsters.
413
00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:13,602
Life ain't a movie, you sorry sack of--
414
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:19,149
-Aah.
-Life is small...
415
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:23,278
...meager, messy.
416
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:29,243
The movies are grand, simple, elegant.
417
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:33,747
I have chosen elegance.
418
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:39,920
Yeah? Is "elegance" really the word
for what you did to Marissa?
419
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:43,924
Or Rick Deacon? Or any of the others?
420
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:49,346
But, of course, it is a monster movie
after all.
421
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:53,058
You do realize what happens
at the end of every monster movie?
422
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,601
Ah.
423
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:59,106
But this movie is mine.
424
00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:03,610
And in it, the monster wins.
425
00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:07,531
The monster gets the girl.
426
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:11,451
And the hero, he's...
427
00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:13,495
...electrocuted.
428
00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,289
[CHUCKLES]
429
00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:18,667
And tonight, Jonathan Harker...
430
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:23,171
...you will be my hero.
431
00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:26,133
Wait, wait, wait. Heh-heh.
432
00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:37,644
[GRUNTS]
433
00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:40,397
[DOORBELL RINGS]
434
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:44,484
Please, excuse me.
435
00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:51,158
[CREAKING]
436
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,168
[DOORBELL RINGS]
437
00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:06,924
Good evening.
438
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,427
Uh....
439
00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,013
-Pizza delivery?
-Ah.
440
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:16,558
You have brought a repast. Excellent.
441
00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:22,522
Continue to be of such service,
and your life will be spared.
442
00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:25,525
Uh-huh.
443
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:30,197
That'll be 15.50.
444
00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:32,407
-Tell me.
-Yeah?
445
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:36,370
Is there garlic on this pizza?
446
00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:40,540
I don't know.
447
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,960
-Did you order garlic?
-No.
448
00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:46,922
Then, no. Look, mister,
I got four other deliveries to make.
449
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,716
You wanna just pay me the money
so I can go?
450
00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:51,718
Of course. Yes.
451
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,055
But I have a coupon.
452
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,723
[DOOR CLOSES]
453
00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:58,225
[SIGHS]
454
00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:04,189
[PHONE BEEPS]
455
00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:08,902
Dean, hey listen. Ed is not our guy.
456
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:12,406
I'm guessing you went home with Jamie,
so just give me a call, okay?
457
00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:15,117
[SIGHS]
458
00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,122
[THUNDER CRASHES]
459
00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,585
Lucy.
460
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,363
DRACULA:
You wake.
461
00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:59,494
The gown, it suits your beauty.
462
00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:01,788
Please, put it on.
463
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:07,294
Where am I?
What have you done with Dean?
464
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:10,505
Harker is resting elsewhere.
465
00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:15,052
Please, put on the gown
and you may dine.
466
00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:17,554
We are having pizza.
467
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:24,478
What? What is wrong with you?
468
00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:28,315
You made up Lucy, right?
469
00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,525
Pretended to be my friend?
470
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,987
I needed to know if you were the one.
471
00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:35,906
You could try talking to people.
472
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,867
-And instead you become this?
-The gown.
473
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:42,871
I don't want to play
your stupid game. Okay? I just--
474
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:44,831
I just want to go home.
475
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:47,501
[NO ACCENT]
Put on the gown!
476
00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:57,094
[TICKING]
477
00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:10,524
[COCKS GUN]
478
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:25,747
[THUNDER CRASHING]
479
00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:36,216
[NO ACCENT]
I-- I scared you.
480
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,138
You're the only one
I don't wanna scare.
481
00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,984
I just love the movies.
482
00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,404
They aren't real.
483
00:35:57,572 --> 00:36:00,240
You can't make them real.
484
00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:06,371
Real is being born this way.
485
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:09,082
Different.
486
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:14,921
Real is having your dad
call you "monster."
487
00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:17,299
It's the first time you hear the word...
488
00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:20,969
...and he tries to beat you to death
with a shovel.
489
00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:26,266
Everywhere I ran, everywhere
I tried to hide, people found me.
490
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:29,019
Dragged me out, attacked me.
491
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:34,441
Called me "freak," called me "monster."
492
00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:41,448
Tsk. Then I found them.
493
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:47,204
The great monsters.
494
00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:52,918
In their movies,
they were strong, they were feared.
495
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,712
They were beautiful.
496
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,174
And now I am like them.
497
00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:00,926
[SNIFFLING]
498
00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:03,845
Commanding.
499
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:08,308
Terrifying.
500
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,311
Lonely.
501
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,813
Was lonely.
502
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:19,486
Now I have you.
503
00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:24,741
Ever think that maybe you're lonely
because you kill people?
504
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:28,662
Or I kill people because I'm lonely.
505
00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:30,038
[CLATTERING, THUMP]
506
00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:35,001
-Did you hear that?
-What?
507
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,088
Dean?
508
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,714
Dean!
509
00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:44,386
[GASPS]
510
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:47,180
[GROANS]
511
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:53,019
[SIGHS]
512
00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:57,274
Oh, thank God. Just in the nick of time.
Uhn!
513
00:37:57,483 --> 00:38:00,026
Guy was about to Frankenstein me.
514
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:08,368
-Hey there, Hansel. Heh.
-Shut up.
515
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,538
[EXHALES]
516
00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:14,582
[SIGHS]
517
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:22,716
[SAM GRUNTS]
518
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:25,593
[PANTING]
519
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,721
Let's go.
520
00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:41,901
[GRUNTING]
521
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,614
[IN DRACULA'S ACCENT]
You will never win, Van Helsing!
522
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:53,621
And you, Harker.
523
00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:55,915
Now you die.
524
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,670
How about now you shut the hell up?
525
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,136
-Oh.
-Ahh.
526
00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:10,430
[GUNSHOTS]
527
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,769
Silver?
528
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:28,656
It was Beauty...
529
00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:31,326
...that killed the Beast.
530
00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:36,623
No, Mina, do not weep.
531
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:45,965
Perhaps this is how...
532
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,636
...the movie should end.
533
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:52,889
[EXHALES]
534
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,251
Well, thank you, G-man.
535
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:24,838
You've been of great service
to your country.
536
00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:27,590
Oh, yes. I'm very patriotic.
537
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:29,551
[GIGGLES]
538
00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:36,599
-Bye.
-Bye.
539
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,983
You guys saved my life, you know?
540
00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:48,111
So thanks.
541
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,407
I like her.
542
00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:54,951
Feels good to be back on the job,
doesn't it?
543
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:57,245
-Yeah, it does.
-Hero gets the girl.
544
00:40:57,413 --> 00:41:01,207
Monster gets the gank.
All in all, happy ending.
545
00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:05,295
-With a happy ending no less.
-Heh. Real classy, Dean.
546
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:08,298
Hey, all I'm saying is the shifter
might have had a point.
547
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,508
Be nice if life was movie simple.
548
00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:14,220
If I was turning life into a movie,
I wouldn't do this...
549
00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:16,181
...Abbot-and-Costello
Meet-the-Monster crap.
550
00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:19,601
-Yeah. No, I know what you'd pick.
-Heh.
551
00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:21,644
No, you don't.
552
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,648
-Yeah, I do.
-No, you don't. You don't.
553
00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:27,734
-Porky's ll.
-What?
554
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:29,652
You heard me.
555
00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:34,574
Lucky guess.
556
00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:16,991
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