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how long has it been since you cleaned

out your Tower or your keyboard or your

controllers I mean no judgment here

there's dust in this keyboard that's

probably older than my kids but I say

enough is enough so today I need three

things this bin of random cleaning

supplies from Amazon and AliExpress

a helpful assistant hi Luke and

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up you're going to need one of these yep

just turn around I can do up from the

back it's not weird and then you've got

two options for gloves okay this or this

oh my and if your keyboard is anything

to go by probably these I'm voting for

these These are funnier so I think I'm

just going to send it we'll be working

on a combination of people's work

keyboards and laptops and monitors and

some that people brought from home some

of which are markedly more disgusting

this is actually gross and it spent uh

three years incubating in my car growing

pestering we're gonna start with a

fairly easy challenge this is my

keyboard gross but less gross now we're

going to play cleaning supplies roulette

we're each gonna pick something not

really knowing what any of this is and

take half the keyboard in an attempt to

clean it

I go first

I don't know what that was I think I'm

just gonna go basic with the wipes okay

you've got the miracle wipes that I

happen to know already cost us 10 bucks

on Amazon and what did the color coral

cost us this looks like so much fun oh

ew what the

things are about to get funky oh it's

one of those that might actually

uh that does not smell very good

it looks like it came off of my keyboard

you ready three two one hard to do with

gloves but okay

okay the idea is you just mush this in

between the keys

and it just kind of lifts everything

away

holy crap I've never used this stuff

before but I am actually kind of

impressed that looks very easy to use it

also looks like it's getting between the

keys really nicely and this thing is not

at all ew

oh hey you're hacking you're cleaning

during b-roll

I gotta get I gotta get any advantage I

can man I got the big gloves that is

such a cheat it doesn't get that no this

is my keyboard realistically

what do you do once this is gross you

just throw it out do no way you could

wash it make sure your hands are dry and

clean take a piece of the cleaning gel

oh I see

okay it's not perfect if it's really

caked on it's not going to grab it but

there's no doubt that my side of the

keyboard looks better than yours right

now I feel like these might actually do

better on my keyboard because there's

more actual like stuff to scrape off

well we're gonna find out soon enough

yeah why don't we move on to your

keyboard okay and I think the way this

is gonna work is we're allowed to use

anything in our Arsenal but we can pick

a new tool every time you know what's

cute

in a way you're on my keyboard and I'm

on your yeah I know oh keyboard buddies

okay hey you're looking at all this

stuff like I try and get any advantage I

can hacker okay

you know what

I feel this is going to come in handy

for later ah okay strategic yeah I don't

think it's gonna do much for me on this

this is caked how much did we pay for

the Oxo good grips keyboard and screen

deep cleaning set twenty dollars

a pipe cleaner on a little plastic

holder a little stiff bristle brush and

what the crap is this a microfiber cloth

that doesn't come out of the bag so you

can stuff it back I guess I guess so

yeah well I bet my air duster based on

the packaging I can't put this back in

with these thoughts probably doesn't

even cost more than that I'm saying it's

30 bucks forty dollars but look at it go

it's like a ray gun

and no way get this I get a stiff

bristle brush a soft bristle oh my

goodness another stiff bristle brush

this is gonna be really good another

brush an air flow focusing hose other

more different one A more different one

a fourth different one

and a charging cable so what is it why

does it need to charge I think it's

battery operated is it just like hair

dryer amount of air plus use AC cable to

charge no CC cable with this I can brush

all subtleties away I like difficult

assistant

this game

that's a more that's a lot more than I

expected

oh no don't play that whoa

what do that do that full blast on my

face She Bangs

[Laughter]

here

I legitimately didn't read it that way

is that full blast yeah that's pretty

crazy actually I don't think that's

gonna do much for you here and I didn't

even realize uh you can focus it but

there's a brush this one is a brush and

ew oh look at all the stuff coming out

of it

without Lube man you ain't getting this

off oh

this is not doing anything this is doing

something but it's very okay I need a

stiffer brush

yeah you know what I think I'm gonna

need it too I'm so sorry for what I'm

about to do to you

whoa not bad brother I really wish I had

wet wipes right now just for science do

you want to use some my blower is doing

absolutely nothing nope nope nope no

science here no if you've got something

really crusty there is just no

substitute for wet wipes and you should

probably like take them off and put them

in a bag and put them in the dishwasher

and you should probably just never allow

it to get to this point

you just got shame if I was actually

asked and I brought my keyboard from

home it wouldn't have been that bad

because my keyword from home is all

right okay so what you're saying is you

treat things nicely as long as they're

not things I gave you no what I'm saying

is or rather that you stole this grew in

a car for three years

it wasn't that

much true it didn't have the like green

color though

I'm able to get a little bit off nothing

too fresh one I think the toothbrush

One's Gonna Be really good I think so

it feels right in between the keycaps I

think you're trying to throw me off uh

no it's the kind of thing you would do

Luke it might be oh wow I'm really

kicking some stuff out of here now

hey yeah yeah hey hey hey hey hey

why do I have my mouth open that's a

really bad idea I'm ready for judging

who's gonna be our judge

Vance you volunteers tribute which side

would you eat off of

what do I have to answer uh

pencils down I would take Luke's side oh

these arrow keys are still disgusting

and that shift key is still if I'm being

completely honest his side started way

worse his side was by far the grocery

side I don't have a most improved award

but I would eat off at that time all

right all right all right yeah you can

really see that Luke's wet wipes are

great for dealing with the tops of the

keycaps but as soon as you get around to

the sides they fall apart significantly

whereas if you look deep into the board

the plate is way cleaner on my side

because Luke had no way of removing the

tightness some of the keycap sides if I

spent enough time on it I could get them

okay but it was honestly it took a lot

of time because these little scrubby

things are trash the white wipes really

did most of the work here check this out

yeah

it makes fart noises all right

what's our next challenge why don't we

do a screen okay am I allowed to

scavenge weapons from him

take it do I get to pick first this time

I think that's fair Amazon Basics

something I'm guessing you're not going

for Oxo branding uh yeah that was very

unimpressive I think I'm gonna take this

24 wipes oh it's just 24 identical wipes

well I already picked it and what do I

get oh a cleaning kit for DSLR cameras I

think if I get a spray bottle I should

be allowed to put something in it

water all right

one of those brush things a lens

cleaning pen probably not going to do

enough for anything wow a lot less

effective than the other thing I have I

hope I didn't pay too much for this lens

tissues lint-free this will be good for

stuff yeah a little makeup brush I don't

know if that'll be better than this this

you don't want to just use for

everything though because that'll like

bung it up yep and then oh yeah there's

the other like cleaning side detailing

this is key though

now I'm loaded for bear what's this

worth hopefully not more than about

14.99 10 bucks okay that's actually not

too bad all right all right thanks

Amazon Basics oh they're each in like

individual packages

okay oh I think they're just like

alcohol wipes okay so I could destroy

your monitor if you want uh I prefer if

you didn't you can't use any of your

wipes on the monitor line is choose this

right again it shows a monitor on the

box I wonder if they did something

stupid or no they can't get away with

like oh we just meant for you to clean

the bezel they specifically showed the

motion of how to clean on the screen

really dumb so like you actually

shouldn't sell this

but it's got Aerospace certifications

and it's made in the USA with help from

outside

trademark of Devonshire limited Montreal

Canada are they Canadian American and

all of those combined working together

can destroy your screen honestly this is

super annoying because of all the stuff

being on this thing trying to wipe

something down I have all these plastic

things dangling with me all the time

that's like not good do you want to cry

a little bit more I I just I find that

I'm trying to explain the qualities

still some of your water I'm trying to

explain no give me my water back my

water

I'm going Deluxe on this cleaning

treatment I'm not going on the screen I

have no interest in

damaging things without cause this goo

was a good choice did you know it was

goo I have heard of Goo before and it

looked kind of like it could be goo but

I just acknowledged well whatever cry

more wool awesome oh dude op watch this

boom goo

oh he's cleaning my side too let's go

okay check this out the goo is kind of

awesome for this too not bad it doesn't

go all the way in and it does a

surprisingly good job of picking itself

back up though I was really worried that

you'd kind of weave material yeah put

goo in and then it would it would be

left you know what though I don't think

the goo is actually as good as a fine

brush for certain things I'm gonna give

this just a light misting here and get

in here with a brush and what I suspect

is I'm actually gonna be able to do a

better job of this event oh I haven't oh

right I have the Duster

and then there's sad Luke who is sad I

grabbed the box that showed cleaning a

screen because I thought they would be

like our screen cleaning wipes not

specifically things that are bad you

know what so I have I have two of the

same product in different forms the goo

is cool but you can see it didn't

actually do as good of a job as a light

misting a brush and then wiping up with

a microfiber cloth I would like to I

know this we're over on Luke's side now

but I would like to take a crack at it

with this because I suspect this is

going to clean up pun intended

foreign

thing that's not caked on like Luke's

keyboard that is awesome that looks like

new so anything like a little vent on

here across the top

this is going to do a bang-up job so

shiny

so new and then there's Luke's side good

attempt Luke your side isn't perfect I'm

actually kind of surprised by that

mine's way worse I could have used a

rougher cloth actually this yeah this

cloth is terrible yeah this cloth is too

fine

yeah but we don't have that oh that came

with that

pissed I've been skazammed wow that's

way better in every way yeah you want a

textured microfiber cloth for stuff like

this next challenge laptop now this is a

situation where my duster might not

actually be my best bet oh I think it'll

be pretty good because like the fan in

there it'll have uses I don't know if

you'd want to use it for the whole thing

but I wouldn't want to blow crap no back

into the computer I have no idea what

this is and there's no label so I think

I'm just going to YOLO that going for

the fun Factor I'm going for the

Strategic factor of making sure Luke

never gets anything that can spray water

even though I already have one no no I

won't I actually want to see this thing

what the heck is this

desktop vacuum cleaner it's a this is a

vacuum

four dollars

there is no

that's not picking up anything that

vibrates more than it

so you're saying it sucks and it's lots

of fun hello yeah see it's moving it

okay but can it suck it up

oh

it's picking stuff up I still think it's

useless hold on hold on this might be

useless you say put out your hand I'll

show you useless for four dollars yeah I

mean I'm not saying it's amazing for

four dollars just to do some desk

maintenance I mean I mean it's more

clutter cloth a cloth is probably a

better thing you have chosen

unwisely I'm trying to choose for the

fun man come on yes

no choose to choose to win you gotta win

I don't know what we're competing for

but definitely bragging rates okay what

is this this is apparently a seven in

one cleaner let's see if without

instructions which is good because it

doesn't come with any we can figure out

what all seven cleaning functions are

soft bristle brush actually not bad

you need to shave or use one of those

brushes Key Cat pulling people that's

surprising to be in there but okay

tampon

oh we've got a little rubber pick that

might actually be really useful a little

brush that is so close to this that does

that count as one is that one of the

tools this is there I bet they think

this is two that's unfortunate hey I got

another spray bottle oh my God

I think this is probably also one that

that oh like oh like a lamp

a lint brush you know what I'm gonna use

only this for the laptop

how much was that one

12 bucks so if you can get three of

these

nope I think I'll have this

wow it's an enthusiastic little tool

it's not the first time I've been called

that oh shoot did I just say I was going

to use only this uh

what was that sound did you break it

it's broken

[Laughter]

it might be fixable but like

cool well I'm getting started

it's literally just broken you have

problems with like rechargeable

batteries so make sure the voltage

dropped too much already

no it made like a grinding noise yeah I

turned on it all right let's go clean

laptop

did anyone get a screwdriver as part of

any of their cleaning supplies nope

that would have been pretty op LCC

screwdriver oh an lttstore.com you can

also buy water bottles which could hold

liquid which is a very big benefit in

this challenge

thanks for that oh that's a really fine

Mist I like that I don't have a cloth

Okay I lied I'm gonna have a cloth well

now he's cheating no mine didn't have a

cloth you're cheating that's not fair

imagine getting a seven tool kit without

a cloth imagine buying a four dollar

vacuum and it works precisely two times

fixed it I mean it's useless now wait it

takes double a batteries those batteries

are worth like 10 times more than that

vacuum yeah I'm sure it didn't

really

really whoa really that is actually

working

this is my side that hasn't been cleaned

here's Luke's side actually yeah that

legitimately I mean a pretty okay it

doesn't get into anything yeah anything

would have yeah like here's my little

brush from this thing looks just as good

but it did technically do a job yes it

was not as useless as you made it sound

you were officially mean to it you know

what I've got all these different like

cleaning schmoo and fancy vacuums and

all this stuff on my side but I just

keep coming back to good old-fashioned a

microfiber cloth with some water on it

yes that's effectively what I'm doing

like this probably does uh ever so

slightly better job getting into those

cracks

but doesn't really do much when it's

there it does a little bit it does a

little bit I mean you can tell because

it's more green than yellow now okay

screen time yeah without my cloth I

think I'm gonna struggle a little oh

wait I don't want to scratch it so I'm

not actually really touching it can I

use this

[Music]

never

but maybe it's intended for this I think

it's time for our judge this is my side

this one I think you got to get some

angles on it

because like you there's a lot of

Reflections going on

Luke wins this round

okay all right thank you very much four

dollar vacuum I always intended to be

trailing at the end why don't we have a

clear idea of what they are this time

our last items are a screen cleaner that

kind of has this all over it but it's

just a spray bottle

this stupid thing

the Oxo other more different crappy

brush for probably 20 bucks again

microfiber cloths

and the mystery bag can we just go first

I lost so I get to go first so I'm

screwed because I know exactly really

you know exactly what to go for

not at all I definitely wouldn't pick

that that's the last thing I would pick

I don't know why you would pick that

because it's not it's strategic in any

way it's restricting me from having that

has no value in the I'm taking the

mystery bag what are you going for you

want the spray bottle but yeah okay all

right how much are these are we driving

yeah so do you get to pick we get to go

again I think so okay then I want the

five in one I'm gonna I'm gonna just

I've already made this mistake once I'll

make it twice I'll go with Oxo

and I will take the bulk pack of

microfiber cloths

but because you're losing you get three

you can have half of them

now you can never say that everyone's

point

everyone has microfiber today

okay so no okay so all right awesome

so it came with a another more different

probably bad microfiber cloth

um a plastic picking tool that might be

all right if stuff is actually really

stuck in there especially the curved

Edge that's kind of nice a solution of

unknown did you get alcohol again are

you serious no deionized water and

surfactant

back anti-schmutz

walking 40 cents This is 40 cents what

wow this might be the best bang for the

butt cleaning thing we've seen yet feel

this that's probably all right that is I

think that's that same stuff yeah yeah

so you just kind of like

I didn't think it would have been full

because of this is a refill whoa

whoa that's crazy for 40 cents okay oh

you like your little pick hey it's all

right it's okay nice little pick don't

make fun way not that I'm trying to

compensate for anything but uh

whoa I got a spatula depending on what

you're cleaning that could be pretty

good I mean yeah if you need to kind of

maybe get in there and that end the

other end might be more useful what the

hell there's so much stuff in here wow I

got tweezers these look like exactly the

iFixit ones not quite but they're

definitely a little jankier

like Excavating tiny sandwich

wait you own one of these shut up do you

use it wow it was free with something

that I got

it it came out again

this really does feel like someone else

went shopping on AliExpress found a

bunch of random crap put it in a bag and

then put it up for sale on AliExpress

it's 12 and it includes all these

microfiber cloths but 40 cents clearly

yeah

I don't know if I win the game but I win

because this could be lots of fun that

could be pretty good what how much did

the Oxo sweep and swipe laptop cleaner

cost us 18 okay well let's see it that's

super soft which means it's probably not

very useful no that doesn't mean it's

not useful it's gonna be useful it's

softer did you use that one once this

yeah yes I used it on the monitor also I

have a super soft brush too

a microfiber pad oh this might actually

be all right that might actually be all

right oh so you can really like scrub

yeah but do you have any way of it's

like a fresh microfiber on it nope

that's it that's it forever that's a lot

of plastic okay

and I get this

a keycap puller so what are the five

tools do you unscrew it oh oh oh oh oh

is that a what is that a pen so one two

three four that's four

yeah what's that though take apart the

handle let's pick that comes out doesn't

it

yeah

oh another tampon

[Music]

ten dollars that might be one of the

worst ah I have Oxo products these are

disgusting can we shame whoever these

belong to me David what the are

these both yours no the Xbox is mine I

got it like that though I'll take the

Xbox you want the Xbox I want the Xbox

you told me to choose I'm choosing the

Xbox

oh oh I can't tell if this is worn away

you know it's gonna be really good at

right is your picking tools because

getting around those keys oh good yeah

thanks it's gonna be like cleaning

someone's teeth see I could use little

picks but I think instead I'm just gonna

go straight bristle brush yeah yeah oh

you're going okay

okay you want to get as much of it off

while it's dry as you can before you oh

really

I mean yeah after everyone's got their

straps right I am speed I don't care

what two-stage processes bruh I'm

cleaning stuff there's no way I don't

win most improved the the volume of

material poked up in my face

look at look at the cloth already the

winner out of my whole kit is just

having this cloth at all

it's very helpful I don't know if you're

really in this realizing this nice but

they just gave themselves free cleaning

hey yeah

oh this mouse wheel is quite problematic

all right it has a lot of little green

you didn't even try I did no you didn't

it looks I am doing it right now don't

tell me how hard it is I know exactly

how hard it is

I can't get in there why don't you combo

with the pipe cleaner now this guy wants

his what's his device clean that's

what's going on

hey why don't you clean my Xbox more

properly okay come on what am I paying

you for wait are you being paid

I'm just destroying this tool it has no

like rigidity at all so I put any amount

of pressure on it just flops over well

it's not as young as it once was

I don't blame myself but my multi-tool

cleaning pack came with Viagra

it's not even like in like a Bad plot

line for the video but you just know

it's his I feel like the previous owner

of this is an indoor smoker I used to

see this all the time when I would do

like PC service repair you'd get this

like thick gunky brown or tar on like

everything and it's so hard to clean off

it's very bad for your electronics hard

to clean off yeah if you don't have the

right tool I guess

this brush is the king at this stuff

clearly because it's kicking everything

everywhere it was that a pube it's not

even it's not even his did you get this

wet first

no yeah that did not make it easier sir

it's definitely getting stuff

we're just gonna

wow that's going in yeah I mean does

this look like my Xbox

are you guys ready for Linus and Luke's

retro console repair and refurbishment

Shop

that was worth everything

I am proud it actually like it looks

pretty good now and you did a great job

too Linus look how clean that Mouse is

it's actually way better and a lot of

what looks dirty here I think is just

deterioration of materials yeah to be

completely honest nothing I can do about

that yeah at least there's nothing

living in it just like I'm living with

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