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Festival and the Scares Award.
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Have you ever wondered what happened to
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Harry Pattern your
favourite childhood Idol?
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Yes that's me.
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I played in a few
other films like
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Averages
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A Hard Die remake.
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Or John Wig.
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Hollywood asked me
to be in a reboot but
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I'm old and audiences
is need young
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energetic actors to
play the lead not a
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bum like me.
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Recently I lost my wand.
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So I use anything I
can find to create magic.
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Well let's try this pen
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I need to take a
break from acting
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for many years I
followed each story
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every single script
and nobody asked me
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"Hey Harry do you
have any stories to tell?"
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Nope no one asked me that
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I didn't have a
chance to tell my
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stories to express
what was in my mind.
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So I started to write.
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And I write a lot.
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Jessie?
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Hey, you must be Drew
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You want sit down?
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Thank you.
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Lie.
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At Graceland.
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At Graceland I look like I was
the world's youngest elves fan
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Cheers to that.
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Cheers.
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So Emerson said
you go to a lot of
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concerts who's
your favourite band?
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All time or like right now?
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Right now. Maybe "Wolf pack"
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I love them.
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Yeah? I just I just
saw them when I
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was visiting
friends in New York.
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No way where?
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Prospect Park
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I was at that show.
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What or the first
or second night?
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It was it the one where the girl
ran up on stage and she changed.
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Insecurity tackled
her my God yes.
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Yeah.
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That was insane.
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So we go and ring
the doorbell her
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parents let us in out
of the pouring rain
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and then my brother
sees a picture on
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the mantle with
the little girl in it
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No.
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And he goes
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that's her that's
the girl we picked up
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And then the wife
the she starts sobbing
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uncontrollably
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the husband he the
husband says she died
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15 years ago
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then he takes his hand
and puts it on my shoulder
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and he says this
happens every year since
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My God.
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On the day she died.
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I have chills
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look I feel like Goosebumps.
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You feel cold?
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Here let me hear my sweater
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what what the shirt
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laundry day my orgasm
donor shirts in the wash.
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So can I do this yet?
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Definitely I had
such a good time.
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Same.
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Do me to walk you to car?
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I am okay thanks.
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Jesse.
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My God.
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Okay that's hilarious.
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I told you it was in the wash
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I thought was gonna be late.
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No it just got here.
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I can't believe you're
wearing the shirt.
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I thing I love this shirt.
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I don't want to go home yet
I'm having such a good time.
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Well I can eat I saw a dinner
on the way over here you
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want to follow me
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take a lift
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Today have hash
browns or home fries
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hash browns they
look disgusting this
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whole place looks
disgusting and the
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French toast is 19 dollars.
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What?
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Actually
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I have eggs at my place
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can I make you an omelette
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I don't know
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do you have home fries.
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Drew?
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Hey I'm in the kitchen
cooking breakfast
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can I borrow your shirt?
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Yeah top drawer
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Wieners.
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Master.
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Baiter.
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Morning wood.
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My God.
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I put the art in fart.
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What the ffff...?
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You found one?
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Jesse?
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I forgot everything
at work I gotta go
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Every single one
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not even a plain
white tea? I thought I
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found one and
then I unfolded it and
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there were cartoon
pubes drawn on the
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bottom. That's pretty funny.
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That’s not funny. It's insane.
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Why don't you just
ask him about it?
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I panicked I just left.
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Are you sure this isn't another
classic Jessie move where
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you you know find the flaw in an
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otherwise perfect
guy? he had at least at
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least four shirts with
the word suck on them.
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Okay I'm just saying
you did dump a guy
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once because he
wore cufflinks? they're
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strangely formal it's like wrist
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hearings
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didn't you say he
was an ER doctor who
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helped uninsured
children? yeah and after
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your first date you
said you had never
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felt so close to
another person so
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quickly.
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You said that.
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And
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wolf pack
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I know.
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Wolf pack.
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Maybe you're right
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just go talk to the guy
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I'm glad you called.
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I'm excited to finally
be able to cook for you.
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Can I talk to you
about something?
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Yeah what's up
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With all these
dirty joke shirts?
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It's all you wear.
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Yeah they're hilarious
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are they?
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I don't know
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I spend my day in
Scrub's operating on
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kids
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sometimes I have
to tell their parents
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they didn't make it
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it's a lot
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so when I get a
chance to wear some
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street clothes I
guess I like to have a
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little fun with it
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that's actually so so sweet
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I'm an asshole.
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I'm glad we talked about this.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Bon appetite.
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I can't do this.
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Each day seems to
be the same I wake up
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I drink some mushroom
coffee and I go
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for a walk
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The only difference
is that each day a
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different dog barks at me
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But I want to be remembered
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as a good guy
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I need to think about it
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Meanwhile let's
finish this story
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Good evening do you
have a reservation?
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Hi forgive me bad habits.
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Don't worry happens so
do you have reservation?
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Yeah table
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for two name should
be under a Robinson
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Robinson
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Mr Robinson follow
me great hope you'll
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enjoy your meal with
us? yeah thank you
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um I needed this
actually had a week
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from hell. why
what happened? well I
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plunged through an
exam this morning.
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Congrats what do
you study first year
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philosophy..UFT
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No way, I think my parents
let me apply to philosophy.
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Yeah yeah my parents gave
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me a lot of Brief
too you just have to
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commit to doing a
fuck ton of readings
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yeah they say it's
a dead end for my
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career but I guess
they're right but
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it's a passion
exactly exactly that's
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what I told my folks
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So...
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what brings you
here nice hot Friday
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night date?
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Hot
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um... I don't know
about that just yet it's
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a blind one
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Hi Gareth.
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Hi Stephanie?
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That's me
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great hi
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Hi
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Um...
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Awesome.
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Okay, great thank you.
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So can I start you
two off with anything
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to drink?
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I would like osahi... Just a
glass of water its fine, thank you.
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So Gareth
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yeah Stephanie
tell me about yourself.
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I study first year UFT
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I great I go to UFT as well
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uhuh...
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um... philosophy
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first year two
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just like you
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So Gareth
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Water for you.
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And osahi for
Aristotle I'm actually
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more of an Epicurus
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Sorry what's the Language
would you speaking?
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Philosophy jinx
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Can I order it please?
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What will you be having?
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I haven't decided yet
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I'm ready I'll have
the spicy tuna and
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dragon rolls please
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just the edamame and
an avocado roll please
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Vegetarian? Yes.
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And no Wasabi either
that comes on the
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side
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Great.
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And no Ginger either
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I'm not so spicy that
also comes on the
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side
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hope you love birds
enjoy your meal?
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So Garrett yeah
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um
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I see you're a vegetarian
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yes I care about
living creatures and I
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care about our
ecosystem and I care
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about the planets
and ouch Gareth
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I'm so sorry
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what's the matter?
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You're asking what's the matter?
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That fish died for
you is what's the
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fucking matter
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well fish are my
friends but so is a
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chicken
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I'm sorry it was
it was just a joke
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All you men have
no fucking manners.
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Hey I'm sorry it's
it's just my ADHD
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well then my OCD
and view of today's
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society just aren't
compatible whether
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we're sitting next
to each other on a
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bus or having a
hot anal sex in my
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apartment
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so last night not go
too good? no it did
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not go so good so well
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corrected myself
there I noticed you saw
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right
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yeah yeah
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so is this round
number two? yeah
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so how is convincing
your parents to let
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you apply philosophy
going? good news I
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convinced them
amazing you should apply
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to U of T I plan to you know
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we should celebrate
sometime? yeah I'm
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down
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so is this guy
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howdy you must be
good. hi Alexandra?
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Nice to meet you
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so I take your orders sir?
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I'll have the tempura
shrimp and an
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order of the teriyaki beef
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Fine.
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Of course Thanks girl.
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So Gareth
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Alexandra
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I heard you study philosophy.
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What got you hooked?
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The
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this might sound
a little bit weird but
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when I was in kindergarten I was
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diagnosed with ADHD
it's made me think
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and feel differently
from the other kids
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in my grade this
inspired me to sort of
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figure out why the
world made me this
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way
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one of the benefits
of having ADHD other
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than being really
hyper is that you get
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fixated on these things
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small things I got
fixed on reading
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books different
books about different
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people's views on
the world and it sort
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of made me realise
like Jim Morrison
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would say that I was
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thrown into the
world this way which
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made it my destiny
to be a philosopher
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what about you Alex?
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What do you study? I'm sorry
if I'm overwhelming you too
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much no
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um this kind of Energies
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Hot.
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I go to York for psych
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I guess to why I
chose a screw path
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that's because you
only needed to see in
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high school to
get in but I'm in a
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sorority so that's
kind of memories
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah cool
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so
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Have you decided
on dinner yet by any
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chance?
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Yeah...
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hi but you're
gonna have to change
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your order? hey
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got you there
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um
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I'll
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happily change my order
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I came here for all right
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all right
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… Let’s come...
in this Laboratory...
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Opss...
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don't worry I don't fight
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What?
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What you want clock walker?
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I am sorry we are closing.
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Let’s me swap.
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I told you were...
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so sorry
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I'll leave you to be
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hey sport do you do you have a
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reservation?
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Yeah a table for two
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could be under Robinson
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yes yes Mr Robinson
come with me your
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date's right over
here great go get him
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tiger
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and have that
big dick energy yeah
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wow hi scary
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00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:36,958
Roxanne? Yeah. That’s me.
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Hi nice to meet you
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nice to meet you
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um… ops...
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My chair is there.
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Um...
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00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:50,916
thanks
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00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,124
so yeah tell me
about yourself? I'd love
353
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to
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Sorry if I just cut
you off with my ADHD
355
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:06,124
I actually have ADHD
too. really? yeah
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well this was meant
to be I heard you
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00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:11,083
study psychology?
Philosophy yeah yes
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I've actually recently
gotten into human emotions,
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00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,958
Understanding certain
types of people in general
360
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How they feel, their likes,
their dislikes their wants
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their goals, desires
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00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:22,124
I'm film major, York University
in the fine arts department
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and I know what
you're thinking life
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00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,833
choices but I feel
like it's going to
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help me in how I
direct my actors as a
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whole yeah cool
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00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,958
really? yeah thank
you you're so sweet
368
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,124
you're sweet thank
you thank you what's
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00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,833
your favourite movie?
Mom will be Mother
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by Darren Aronofsky?
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Sorry I yeah don't
be I understand why
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00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:46,125
you wouldn't like
Aronofsky's work
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00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:51,333
yeah I'm really sorry but um
374
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:53,124
I can't do this
375
00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:55,124
do what?
376
00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:58,083
Watch Requiem for a Dream
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00:25:58,125 --> 00:26:00,083
my God I'm so
bad for dinner can you
378
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:03,166
just listen to me for a second?
379
00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:06,124
I'm sorry for
yelling I'm sorry for
380
00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:10,124
making a mess I'm fine I am
381
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:13,124
I yell and I spill
drinks all the
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00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,833
fucking time I just
don't think this is
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00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,208
gonna work
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you seem lovely but
385
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:25,124
so what's wrong?
No no it's nothing that
386
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:28,833
you did it's totally
completely me at
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00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:31,124
I'm really sorry
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I hope you have a great
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meal.
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00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,166
Hey.
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Hey
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00:28:24,016 --> 00:28:28,749
no it's just stupid
a flammable dildo?
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00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:30,791
Children are probably
going to watch
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this
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00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:36,291
noooo... I need to write
something else
396
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:39,499
when you hear anorexic I
know what you
397
00:28:39,541 --> 00:28:43,499
think young girl
teens maybe early 20s
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00:28:43,541 --> 00:28:46,749
definitely Rich
parents that beg her to
399
00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,249
eat dinner and when
she won't they cry
400
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,666
and group hug and
check her into a posh
401
00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:54,374
rehab where she
meets other Rich Young
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00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:56,541
equally dark and
quirky people and they
403
00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:58,874
do shit like goat
yoga and Equine
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00:28:58,916 --> 00:29:00,791
Therapy all fucking day then she
405
00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:03,249
Instagrams her thigh
gap and hashtags it
406
00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:05,708
with things like size
double zero skinny
407
00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:09,874
fat Anna Mia thinspo
ugly and self-hate
408
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,749
maybe in a lifetime
movie none of that's
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00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:13,666
me
410
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,499
Okay maybe the
Instagram thing only when
411
00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:19,624
I need reassurance
but otherwise not me
412
00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:22,666
your grateful narrator
is definitely not
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00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:23,666
rich
414
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:26,499
in fact I'm super
late on my rent right
415
00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:28,666
now which is really
pathetic because I
416
00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:30,499
just live in a shitty
room I found on
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00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:32,416
Craigslist in this
house owned by a
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00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,249
creepy old dude who
looks like he wants
419
00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:36,874
to rape me or eat
me with a glass of
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00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:38,791
Chianti
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00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:40,749
I know what you're thinking
422
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:43,458
she doesn't look
anorexic she's way too
423
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,916
fucking fat
424
00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:47,666
well I'm in recovery
asshole so how
425
00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:49,249
about a little support
426
00:29:49,291 --> 00:29:52,666
but I am a starving artist pun
427
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:53,666
intended
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00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,499
so it's totally
acceptable to be poor
429
00:29:56,541 --> 00:30:01,249
and spottily employed at 24 25.
430
00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:04,624
Okay 26 to 36 it's
probably a good thing
431
00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:06,791
I've had to struggle
so much you know it
432
00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:10,499
makes me a richer
actor builds character
433
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,666
it's going to happen
for me soon though
434
00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:13,749
I know it
435
00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:17,624
I'm a very positive
optimistic person
436
00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:19,059
and I'm not one of
those actresses who's
437
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,666
never done anything
438
00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:22,874
I was just on
three episodes of a
439
00:30:22,916 --> 00:30:26,291
relatively successful web series
440
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:28,666
it sucks because
I'm five foot eight and
441
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,874
a quarter so my
weight never sounds
442
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,666
skinny no matter what
my best weight was
443
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:36,541
106 which was really
an accomplishment
444
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:38,291
but unfortunately it
doesn't sound very
445
00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:40,874
dramatic everybody
flipped when the
446
00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:43,499
Olsen twins got
down to like 80 pounds
447
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:46,249
but they're wet
maybe five feet tall and
448
00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:47,666
it's five pounds
for every inch so
449
00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:49,874
comparatively I'd
be equivalent to their
450
00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:52,874
80 pound alleged
skinniness at 120
451
00:30:52,916 --> 00:30:55,749
pounds so unfair
why am I weighing
452
00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:58,874
myself if I'm supposed
to be in recovery
453
00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:01,666
of course I weigh
myself every day how
454
00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:02,892
else are you supposed
to know how you're
455
00:31:02,916 --> 00:31:04,791
going to feel about
yourself that day
456
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:08,749
totally kidding I know
my value is not a
457
00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,749
number on the scale blah blah
458
00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:12,666
mother fucking blah
459
00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:16,249
so anyway not to
worry your big boned
460
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,666
narrator has got
her shit together
461
00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:21,291
that's Mandy she
wanted to walk with
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00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,499
me today
463
00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:23,666
should I wait?
464
00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:26,666
She'll catch up.
So Mandy and our
465
00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,666
other friend Shelly
and me were all best
466
00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:30,666
friends in high school
but they were the
467
00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:32,749
popular cheerleaders
National Honor
468
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,666
Society life at the
parties I was the
469
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,499
third wheel who
always got a little too
470
00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:38,934
drunk at the parties
and everything that
471
00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:40,499
came with that
472
00:31:40,541 --> 00:31:42,249
they were supposed
to have peaked in
473
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,416
high school I
believed those after
474
00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:45,767
school specials
that told me things
475
00:31:45,791 --> 00:31:47,749
would get better
after high school when
476
00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:49,666
I could be my real self
477
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,624
but everything
keeps working out for
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00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:52,624
them
479
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,249
Fuck. Maybe I'm the
one who peaked in
480
00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:56,541
high school nope
nope no more feeling
481
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,708
sorry for myself I promise
482
00:32:01,041 --> 00:32:03,416
I already ate
483
00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:05,916
Lizzy you look
great which obviously
484
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,749
means I look fat I
guess I don't really
485
00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:09,749
worry about it anymore
486
00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:14,416
380 maybe 400
calories in a slice
487
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:17,666
200 for half wine
140 calories of glass
488
00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:20,833
there's vodka in my
room 65 calories a shot
489
00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:27,416
You are so lucky to be single
490
00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:29,666
you don't have
someone checking on you
491
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:32,541
every five minutes
yeah renting a room
492
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,499
from creepy Chianti
Craigslist's guys way better.
493
00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:37,749
So. Have you gotten a job yet?
494
00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,666
I know you're still
doing the acting thing
495
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,624
but I mean like a job job
496
00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:44,833
I'm sorry did I order
judgment on my pizza?
497
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,416
Yeah I have a lot of leads
498
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,624
tell me about you
499
00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:52,374
what's it like being
a mom just get past
500
00:32:52,416 --> 00:32:54,874
the pizza be stronger
than the pizza
501
00:32:54,916 --> 00:32:57,666
another glass of
wine is better it's in
502
00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,666
vodka if I need it
503
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,791
not gonna lie
504
00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:04,666
but it is just
505
00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:08,374
so 400 plus one of
the most amazing 270
506
00:33:08,416 --> 00:33:12,749
or 280 plus BMR of
about 13.50 so 2150
507
00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,666
burned so
508
00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:16,624
um have you been
on Instagram today?
509
00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:18,666
No.
510
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,291
Why?
511
00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:21,541
Okay
512
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,666
I'm gonna tell you
something but I don't
513
00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:24,767
want you to go on
one of your downward
514
00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:26,291
spirals
515
00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,684
then maybe you
shouldn't say it like
516
00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,291
that
517
00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:31,541
Shelley booked a
series regular on TV.
518
00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:33,791
No fucking way. Wow.
519
00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:37,666
You both have been
doing this a really
520
00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:39,708
long time so you
know how hard that is
521
00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:46,874
or that entitled lucky ass
bitch can go fuck herself.
522
00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:50,499
Of course of course
523
00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:52,749
of course doesn't
that give you some
524
00:33:52,791 --> 00:33:54,666
sort of Hope
525
00:33:54,708 --> 00:33:56,541
you guys have the
same agent right
526
00:33:57,708 --> 00:34:00,374
Yes we have the
same fucking agent.
527
00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:02,666
Why would he get
Shelly that audition
528
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:03,916
and not me?
529
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,874
She's not fucking cankles
530
00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:07,666
he probably wants to fuck her
531
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:10,666
or he wants to fuck with my head
532
00:34:10,708 --> 00:34:12,684
of course he's still mad at
me from what
533
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:14,666
I know showed that
one audition that was
534
00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,666
totally not my fault
535
00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:19,249
he's a psychological
ninja gaslighting
536
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,791
narcissistic
motherfucker. Elizabeth
537
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,791
you're bloated
struggling narrator is
538
00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:26,499
sick of everybody emotionally
539
00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:27,666
waterboarding her
540
00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:36,666
You might think
I'm crazy for riding
541
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:40,666
alone at 2:30 in the
morning but I'm not
542
00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:43,541
what else am I supposed to do
543
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,874
I'm not one of those
people that says
544
00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:47,666
I'll start tomorrow
545
00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:49,749
that's how 70 percent
of Americans got
546
00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:51,666
to be overweight or obese
547
00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:54,666
I know I'm not
worried about anybody
548
00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:56,749
attacking me or
anything I'm so fat and
549
00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:58,624
gross right now
nobody's gonna try to
550
00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:00,749
rape me
551
00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:03,416
right now you're
probably thinking I
552
00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:06,666
look like a hopeless
whiny pitiful mess
553
00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:08,666
maybe you can't stand
me right now maybe
554
00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:11,666
you're like can
she fucking shut up.
555
00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:12,624
I get it
556
00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:15,249
I completely fucking agree
557
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,916
you're worthless fat
ass narrator knows
558
00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:20,583
exactly how shitty
of a person she is
559
00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:14,416
You know how some time you
have one bite and you just can't stop
560
00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:15,684
I guess that's kind
of what happened
561
00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:17,666
last night
562
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:20,249
but don't worry
you're self-deprecating
563
00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:21,874
narrator has got
it totally under
564
00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:23,874
control
565
00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:27,374
I just need to outrun
my fuck up just
566
00:36:27,416 --> 00:36:30,791
not eat today then
I will be healthy and
567
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:33,416
optimistic and
positive and shit.
568
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:34,624
I will
569
00:36:34,666 --> 00:36:36,458
I'll I'll start tomorrow
570
00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:06,499
Yeah...
571
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:11,041
Lord Voldemort on
the toilet that could work
572
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:14,666
but how am I going
to hide his nose?
573
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:17,749
Also he needs to be shaved
574
00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:18,833
anyway
575
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:23,499
that was something
576
00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,999
I didn't know I
could write so many
577
00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:28,999
stories in less than
an hour it has the
578
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,291
potential to be a nice
579
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,458
pattern the brain
not only receives
580
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:37,083
information but
also interprets and
581
00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:41,624
patterns it I can
tell I'm pleased with
582
00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:42,791
myself
583
00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:46,458
shit. I knew I should have
drunk five
584
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:49,499
mushroom coffees
in her own time will
585
00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:51,458
not slow down when
something unpleasant
586
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,833
lies at the bottom
of your stomach.
587
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:58,791
I'll finish the other
characters some other time.
587
00:37:59,305 --> 00:38:59,924
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