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- Previously on "Below Deck

- Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

- I don't wanna go in a ----ing room and [bleep] right now.

- He's just continually building a wall.

- That's ----ing random and psychotic.

I just don't wanna show my vulnerabilities.

But at some point I need to give it a shot.

What's your type, Madison?

- Goofy guys. - So like Parker?

- If by chance I hook up with Parker, it'd be amazing.

- Give her a big hug. Oh, there it is.

[ laughs ]

- When last were you in a relationship?

- Last year.

Parting ways with Kaiti is the hardest thing

I've ever had to do.

- We've got Yana and Arthur Greenstein.

- Her number one priority is to remain skinny.

- We don't eat a lot, but we like looking at it.

- These handles aren't wiped, toilet paper... oh.

Madison's running around constantly like

she's the most stressed, hardest-working person

on the boat, and I think she loves to portray that image.

- Parker's been a very difficult guy to deal with.

- Parker should just not talk.

Keep his mouth on his mom's teat, we're good.

- That's the beach we should go to.

- That's where we're going. - Oh sh--, we need shoes.

Um... - No, you don't.

- Ow!

- You gotta just ignore the pain right now.

- We're just here to hold the beach.

We can take a fiver.

- Have you guys not been here for, like, five hours?

Because it looks like absolute sh--.

What the [bleep]?

You need to put a bra on.

- Ugh.

- What do we do?

- From this list, do you have a wine bucket?

- No. - All righty.

- So all of this sh--... - Mm-hmm.

- ... can't be sitting there.

I don't even think they're gonna wanna sit here like this.

You need to put a bra on.

- That's...

Okay, that's... whatever.

- You look intelligent.

- Really? Can I buy them off you?

- Five hundred bucks.

- Done.

- Is everyone good here?

- They're pretty much ready.

- This is so painful.

- Beach party, Georgia. - Go ahead.

- The guests are ready to head to you.

- Ugh.

- Jenna, you think there's anything else you need?

- Probably... like a whole new beach setup.

These guests are paying tens of thousands of dollars

to charter this yacht,

and right now we're literally sitting in a garbage pile.

It's embarrassing.

- Ow!

- You know, I can see your total ass, everything.

It's awesome.

- You pull that table over here, behind that bush.

- Oh, my God.

- How hard is this?

Chairs out of the wind, umbrella in the ground,

head out of your ass.

- Ow!

- What would you like?

- A glass of tequila. No, no, more, more, more.

- Drink responsibly.

- I'm not driving tonight.

- Just make it look nicer.

- Yeah, [bleep] yeah.

That looks a lot better with that umbrella.

- Kinda like life.

[ camera shutter clicking ]

- That's cool.

- Okay.

- Pag, Pag, Parker.

We are about to leave the beach.

- Copy.

- I have so much sh-- to talk right now.

What the [bleep] were they doing for four hours?

- I don't know.

- Madison, like, can't even walk,

and you're, like, just running around.

Come to papi.

- How's it looking over there, nice?

- What's wrong? What's happened?

- Nothing. Everybody's doing a good job.

- All right, well, then I'm sure Ciara's happy to tell you.

I'm gonna stay out of it.

- They got there, and they're just,

like, bitching about everything.

There was no appreciation.

It was just complaint after complaint.

- If I'm not there, you guys need to solutionize together.

All that concerns me right now is you and Parker,

us getting along,

and us smashing out the rest of the season.

I'm gonna rinse the tender, okay?

- Okay.

- I have no words for everything that just happened.

- I'm so frustrated.

- Oh, babe come... we have to laugh about it.

Okay. Whew.

- We ready to rock and roll?

- Totally.

- Evening. - Hi.

- This is your Uber boat.

- Bye! - Have a great time!

- Bye. - Thank you.

- Beach party, beach party, Georgia.

They're on their way. - Sounds like a plan.

Those are salmon in those parcels?

- Yeah. I live for outdoor excursions like this.

My father and I are very close, and he is a Boy Scout.

So am I.

Some of my favorite recipes from childhood

were from cooking over a fire together.

The best food is often the least fancy.

It's not about the china,

it's not about the service, it's about the taste.

Cooking things.

- Welcome to the beach!

Does everyone wanna get wet tonight?

- Ah! - Oh, my... oh!

- Welcome, you guys.

- It's sophisticated. - This looks amazing.

- Love it!

- You wanna wear these? Here.

We're going up there, Yana. You're gonna need them.

- Oh, yeah... flippy-floppies.

- Mm, this is so perfect.

- We have arrived. - You wanna take this?

- Oysters.

- Okay, so these are local oysters,

a little bit of compound butter and lemon zest in it.

- Thank you.

- No, we'll just pass. - Just pass it?

- That is phenomenal.

- Oh, yeah.

- Mm, that is good.

- It's gonna be fun.

Jenna trusting me enough to actually be allowed

to do the surprise pink party...

- Georgia, you can set up for the surprise.

Whatever you think would look pretty.

- It's really nice.

I feel like I'm getting a bit of acknowledgement,

and it's a great change of pace.

- Madison, Madison, Georgia.

Oh, I thought you had your radio.

- No.

- Okay, I just needed to check that you were helping.

Thank you so much. - Mm-hmm.

- She seems flustered, as usual.

- Madison? - Yeah.

- Madison and Parker would be a horrible combination.

- You have that bit accurate.

- What kind of self-respecting woman likes pink this much?

- Well, she's clearing plates.

- Now.

- Jenna and Adam fixed this complete circus

of a ----ing beach picnic. Thank God.

- All right, guys, that's gonna be fire-roasted salmon.

The potatoes have a hint of wasabi.

I love to cook over a fire.

I genuinely believe it adds a flavor that we can reminisce on.

- Thank you.

- Mm. - Oh, this is good.

- I can taste the campfire.

- Clear, come back, pick them up.

- Yeah.

- The dressing from the asparagus is really good.

- I'm kind of afraid to eat the asparagus.

- Why?

- I cannot stand the way it makes your urine smell.

- Wow, this is beautiful. Did you do this?

- I did, Glenn.

This is fun, I like doing second stew sh--.

- It seemed like that went well.

- Did, didn't it? Yeah.

- Cheers, cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers.

- You have three desserts back on the boat, so...

- My type of a dessert situation.

- Yeah. - Good.

- Go.

- Paget's back, so if you'd like to make your way to the tender.

- I hope he's gonna carry me again.

- Jenna, Jenna, Georgia.

What time are we expecting guests back?

- Probably in the next 10 minutes.

- Thank you.

Okay. - Ooh!

[ laughter ]

- Well, what do you want from me?

- How we doing? - Great.

- Kinda ready for dessert.

[ gasps ]

This is awesome. - This is so cute.

- Happy birthday.

- Thank you. - That's beautiful.

- Thank you very much.

- I know!

- Love this.

- Ugh.

- Start getting sh-- together, all right?

- Hey. - Hey.

- Just started to put everything away.

- I'm, like...

- Man, everything you've been preparing is ridiculously good.

- Thank you.

- What is Arthur doing?

- Aw! - Aw!

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- He's so sweet.

- These are your favorite desserts.

- Well, thank you, Mr. Arthur and Mr. Adam.

- Got your berry cobbler, and you got an apple cobbler.

- Ooh.

Ooh! - Perfect.

- Happy birthday. - Happy birthday.

- Thank you. - Mwah.

[ thud ] Ah!

- Wow. - Oh, my gosh.

- Yum!

- This is the best berry cobbler ever.

- How you doing, Madison?

- Hear ya.

- Do... do you need me to do something?

- Nope.

- All right, I'll see you in the morning, yeah?

- Okay, good night.

- It goes a lot faster when you've got two people.

- Parsifal III, can we get a hand

offloading the beach equipment, please?

- I'm gonna come back from here, like, a hundred pounds heavier.

- Mm, mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

- I'm going to bed now. - Go to bed.

- Good night, ladies.

- Thank you for your help. - Thank you.

- It's super scary that I like Parker.

I don't wanna like Parker. I don't wanna like anyone.

I feel like he might like me too, but I don't know.

- Wow.

- How do you feel about Madison?

- I don't know how I feel.

I...

[ sighs ]

- Coming up...

[ alarm chirping ] - Glenn, Glenn, Parker.

Yeah, the temperature on the boat's

reading between 100 and 120.

- Sh--.

- I'm gonna cut off the engine.

Phew.

- "If you are not Georgia,

- "If you are not Georgia, you may not handle/remove

other people's clothing ----ers."

Are these your notes? I love it.

"Do not put Ciara's sexy Italian underwear in the dryer."

Oh.

- Deck, deck, start picking up the anchor.

- Can I get you something to drink? Coffee?

- Yeah. Sure.

- That's the anchor home, Glenn, anchor home.

- Copy, thank you.

- Good morning, Captain.

- Nice morning, eh? - Yeah.

Do you think we'll be able to get the sails up?

- Later on today, we will be able to.

- They all sat down? - Yeah.

- Take the eggs while they're steaming.

- I... I kinda would like for her to make our plates.

It's so hard.

To, you know, get everything.

- We'll... we'll ask her to make your plate.

Carla says if you could help her with her plate.

- So you mean you'd like me to take your plate, and...

- Yes, yes.

I can probably get the fruit myself, but a little granola.

- How hard is it to get up off your ass, Carla?

- Some hash browns, and a little piece of bacon.

That's regular bacon, not turkey, right?

- Regular, yeah.

Should I also chew it up and baby bird feed it to you?

- Appreciate it. - Pleasure.

- Take a bite of this, please.

- Oh, my God.

- I wanna sit here in the sun.

- You... you had breakfast, mate?

- Yeah.

Madison made me breakfast this morning,

and left me this sweet note.

- "Good morning, handsome. It's 3:10 a.m."

Okay, that's nice.

But, like, she should also be sleeping.

What'd she make you?

- Just granola and a coconut water.

So do you know that she likes me?

- Yeah, if she's, like, making you breakfast, then...

- Yeah, it's pretty obvious, dude.

- Madison's a thoughtful individual,

and she's my best friend on the boat.

She's my Lil' Kim.

- I would go in a mosh pit with Madison.

How does that not make sense? - I got it.

- Don't let me fall in the hot tub.

- That'd be really funny, though.

- No.

- There has been times that I've referenced

your mom potentially breastfeeding you.

- Jesus. - Just to be honest.

- Like, currently?

- Byron, Byron, Glenn. You can let it go now.

- Everything we've had so far, it has been really, really good.

- We're gonna do water sports, snorkel,

and then we're supposed to sail at 6:00.

- Okay, one and a half.

You happy if I shut down?

- Yeah, happy, happy.

- Three, two, one.

- Good morning. - I'll just eat really quick.

- I don't eat. - Yana smells.

- I smell.

- [bleep] sake.

- Morning, Madison. - Good morning.

Can I help you up there? - Yep.

It's all at the bar.

- Yeah.

- Jenna, Jenna, Madison. - Go ahead.

- Is there any way that you can...

- Sure.

Smells like America.

- Ft. Lauderdale and America are very different things.

- I know.

- Would you like to talk to the guests, or do you want me to?

- This is a good time to talk to them.

- They've got full cocktails in their hands.

- Aloha. - What's up, man?

- I just wanna make a game plan with you guys.

- It is not Parker's place to go making plans with the guests.

- We'll go out on the tender,

just in this little island area that was really pretty.

- If there's fish.

- I'm definitely not gonna, you know, try to help Parker.

He wants to put his ideas to the test, let him do it.

- You want me to do some recon,

and then figure out a nice little snorkel area...

- Right.

- ...and report back to you guys.

- That'd be good. - Cool.

- Thanks, Parker. - Thanks, Parker.

- Oh, I have a bag of laundry. - Yeah?

- It's outside of my door. It's in a red bag.

- Sure.

- They want me to do recon on the island,

and actually go underwater and see what it's like snorkeling.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Don't be too long.

- Thank you... sugar rim and all.

- Parasailing. - I've never done that.

- Oh, yeah, I've done that before.

- I've done that. - I haven't done it.

- You know, it was kinda boring.

...Madison stayed up till 3:00 making him breakfast

and writing him a little love note.

- Told you. - Yeah, I know.

- "I'm so tired, I didn't get done till

three hours after the guests went to bed."

Hm. Hm.

This is a place of professionalism, there's no...

- Were you able to find the backgammon game?

- This is it, right here.

- Where's Parker?

- Parker, Parker, what's your ETA?

- You ready, guys?

- Are they playing chess right now?

- Backgammon. - Backgammon.

- Oh, killer.

- Hello!

I'm just curious if there's any good areas to see fish.

- Thank you.

[ speaking Greek ]

- Are you doing okay on drinks?

- Maybe I'll take a cold beer.

- Cold beer? - Yeah.

Yikes.

- Oh, there's a sea turtle, right there.

- Byron, Byron, Parker. I found a good snorkeling spot.

I'm on my way back. - Okay, copy.

- So is he coming back now?

- Being the James Bond of yachting

comes in handy when I'm on a scout.

Because like James Bond, I don't stop

when I'm tired, I stop when I'm done.

[ alarm chirping ]

Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Parker.

- Hey, Parker, Parker, go ahead for Glenn.

- Yeah, the temperature on the boat's reading

between 100 and 120.

- Sh--.

- Better tell me exactly what to do.

I'm gonna cut off the engine.

[ sighs ]

[ alarm chirps ]

- Coming up...

- I'm having some problems with Madison.

- Okay. Are we looking at possibly replacing her?

[ alarm chirping ]

- Oh, killer.

Here I am, out here by myself,

trying to make my captain proud, and this sh-- goes down.

Oh [bleep].

- Let's go, people, we're ready to get in.

- Yeah.

- Glenn, Glenn, Parker. - Go ahead for Glenn.

- Yeah, the temperature on the boat's reading

between 100 and 120.

- Sh--.

The seawater coming in the bottom of the boat

to cool the engine goes through a little basket strainer.

Check the sea-strainer in the back.

- Is it the circular thing with the clear window?

- Yeah, exactly.

And that basket is full of sand,

so the water can't get through,

so the engine's not getting cooled.

The optimum temperature for the engine

is about 85 to 90 degrees, and right now it's up to 120.

So equipment can be damaged, and it becomes very expensive.

- I'm gonna make you a batch of mojitos to bring.

- Well, I mean, I don't even know

if they're going in the tender now.

- Mother----er.

- Once you get the lid off, you can clean it out.

- Copy, copy.

It's so cloudy I can't even see, but hold on one second.

- Piña colada? - Please.

- Sure. - Thank you.

- Anyone else? I'm not sure who asked...

- I think Yana wanted one. I'm waiting for a mojito.

- Okay. Oh, okay, perfect.

- Sounds like Parker's breaking the tender.

- Yeah, overheated.

- Sand? - Yeah.

- I've taken two bolts off, and water's leaking out of it.

Is that okay? - There's a valve.

You gotta close it, stop the water coming in.

- Copy, copy.

- Parker's confidence level is here,

when really, his abilities are here.

- [bleep]

- I'm embarrassed because they are waiting in there.

- Hey, Parker, Parker, what's the sitrep?

Did you get the basket out?

- Yep, it's all clean.

I'm just gonna put it all back together.

- Temp is 89 degrees Celsius.

- Okay, you should be good to go.

- I'm proud of myself, because now I know

how to change the filter on a jet boat.

- Sh--.

- Just keep an eye on it.

What's that tender worth, hundred grand?

- Hundred sixty, hundred seventy.

- How much is his salary?

- That would take him the rest of his life, to pay that.

Maybe his kids would have to work for a few years, too.

- I saw a sea turtle.

- Do we get a portion of our money back?

- I highly doubt it.

- You know what I wish they had?

- What? - A hammock.

- Hello.

- Thanks. - Oh.

- We're waiting for them.

- I looked at the little island area.

It's really clear.

- Bring the paddleboards so they can paddle around that area.

- There you go.

- I'm all about giving the guests the best experience.

- What's up, man? - You ready?

- Ready, dude. - Cool.

- As long as Parker found a great snorkel spot

and the guests have a good time, I'm happy.

Just a reminder, we're planning to go sailing by 6:00.

It's 4:10 now.

- I'll try and be back by 5:30.

- There's still a little bit of yogurt.

- What's up, girlie?

Yeah, left it covered, can't miss it.

- Deck crew, deck crew, Georgia.

- Yes, I am deck crew, Georgia, go ahead.

- Okay, sarcastic deck crew member,

can you please come and remove your covers

for the exterior something somethings?

- Yes, ma'am.

- Can I grab some honey? - Right up front there.

- Do you get weird about people going behind here?

- No, especially not you.

If Parker walked back there, I might chop his ----ing hand off.

- We are doing it, guys.

- There's definitely fish here.

- There nothing that will hurt you in this water, I promise.

- Use your fins, Arthur.

- Oh, God, you're such a klutz, Carla!

- Did you just ----ing Febreze me?

- Yep.

- Yes.

Pag, how are you?

- Yeah, good, how are you?

- I'm a little ----ing tired, man.

Can I throw you on a tea or a coffee or anything?

- You don't have time for that.

Sorry, but...

- Excuse me.

- Madison, she's oftentimes doing things that I didn't ask

her to do instead of the things that I actually need her to do.

What is happening there?

- Oh, my God.

- Okay, we're headed back, guys, we're headed back.

- Welcome back, welcome back.

- Thank you. - How was the snorkeling?

- Parker. - They had a blast.

They saw fish and everything.

- It'll be seven minutes before we actually start sailing.

- Let's grab your things,

and we'll get going as quick as possible.

- Okay.

- We're supposed to sail at 6:00.

Not too much time.

- Georgia, this is laundry from port twin.

- Got their own laundry bag. - Yep.

- Okay. I'll get it done as soon as I can.

Parker, remember when we were jamming

one of my songs the other night? - Yes.

- Do you wanna do that again for the guests?

We've got dinner at about 8:30.

- All crew, all crew, go for sailing.

- Copy.

- Okay, we can start picking up whenever you guys are ready.

Let's get ready to get the mizzen up.

- Okay, Ciara, you can go and get changed now, yeah?

- Okay, I'm going up.

- Ready to go sailing? - We're ready.

- All righty.

- Oh, it takes it a while, huh?

And they're all this slow?

- Uh, yes.

It's quicker than pulling it by hand.

- That's for sure.

- Count down the last three, please.

- Two wraps.

Stop.

- Motors are off? - Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, this is just wind.

- That's pretty badass.

- We're humming. - Woo!

- One of you guys wanna take the wheel?

- Oh, I definitely do.

- Let's start by steering down this way a bit.

- How cool is this?

- Bear away a little bit, like turn downwind a bit.

- So how 'bout them sailboats, huh?

- This is awesome.

- Okay, now I totally feel us... feeling us sideways.

- Yeah.

- I feel like it's true, like, boating experience

versus just, like, driving a motor yacht.

- Have you had too much to drink?

- I'm... I'm standing totally straight right now.

- Whoa!

- Ooh! Goodness.

- What's that? Ah!

- Ooh, now we have rosé salsa.

That's what happens when you're sailing.

- Coming up...

- It might be a snug fit, huh?

- You're moving a big, expensive piece of machinery.

We probably have maybe a meter either side.

You're gonna have to come a little bit more

to starboard, Glenn. - It's a tight squeeze.

- Holy sh--.

- Ah!

- Ah! [ clattering ]

- Something broke. - The beauty of sailing.

- Yeah, this... this happens, so...

- Well, we just sit and wait for the drinks to come to us.

- Mm, yeah, but we don't want this to fall on you.

- No.

- Do you have any drinks?

- Just doing normal boat stuff.

- If you guys wanna take a chance turning the wheel,

that's fine too, you know.

Let's start by steering down this way a bit.

- Okay.

- That's gonna make it easier for me to put this sail away.

- I'm gonna go get ready, because I wanna, like,

take some photos while it's still light outside.

- Okay, coming down.

- Is that tight? - That's tight, that's tight.

- Let's get anchored.

That feels like a good bite.

- Madison, Madison, Jenna.

Can you come up and we'll start setting dinner, please?

- Yeah, copy.

[ phone beeps ]

- Oh, my God.

- From who?

She's the love of my life.

- Why'd you guys break up?

- Because she wanted space.

- So is it like a we'll kinda see how it goes

and maybe get back together? Is that... is that an option?

- I always hope so.

[ phone beeps ]

[ camera shutter clicking ]

- Yeah.

- Mm, just a little...

- Okay, Adam, we've got four guests up.

- Oh, here, the wind... hurry. An opportunity!

- You hurry, I'm taking pictures.

- Okay. Buy me some time?

- Sure.

- My young wife.

- Can I get you anything to drink?

- We can grab it for you.

Come on, Madison. This is a perfect example.

Welcome to stewing 101.

- We're supposed to be ready at 9:00, right?

- Yeah, 9:00, 9:15.

[ thunder rumbling ]

- Ooh, I see lightning. Exhilarating.

- Ooh... do you all see the lightning?

- Mm-hmm.

- Healthy lobster bisque.

- Ready? - Yes.

- And food is here.

- Perfect timing. - Perfect timing.

- This is lobster bisque... virtually creamless.

- Oh, my gosh.

- There's just a splash of whole milk in there.

- Oh, my gosh. - Enjoy, you guys.

- Thank you for making it skinny.

- It's amazing. - This is really good.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Are you done in here? - Yep.

- This is amazing.

- How Jenna speaks to me is just, like, not okay.

I can never just do anything right.

It's like I swear on my life...

- Copy, thank you. - Ugh.

- Madison, Madison, if you can come up

to the aft deck, please, Madison.

- Ugh. Copy, I'm on my way.

- How many fish? - Two fish on their own,

one beef on its own, and then three combinations.

- When you put it that way, it sounds so much less complicated.

Okay, so your next course...

at the base you'll see that white puree.

That's actually a celery root puree.

It's not potato, so it's non-starch.

- Ooh, nice. - Ooh.

- Demi-glace for the beef tenderloin.

- Perfect. - Enjoy.

- Thanks, Adam!

- Oh, my gosh, this looks amazing.

- Mm feels like eating lamb.

- She's eaten more today than she has all last month.

- Yana challenged me on her preference sheet,

but now she's like that little hungry, hungry hippo

that I just can't seem to give her enough.

[ harmonica playing ]

- Georgia. - Georgia's in the laundry.

[ harmonica playing ]

- So we're gonna play during dessert.

- [bleep]

- Want me to get the guitar out? - Please.

Music's always been my number one passion.

Honestly, any opportunity to play,

even practice, is a godsend.

Oh, we can turn this into a vocal exercise.

[ singing indistinctly ]

- Back home, I do, like, little dive bars,

and I've had some pretty good, like, traction in South Africa.

I think I'm a medium-sized fish in a small pond.

[ making noises ]

- What are you doing?

- The Lion from "Wizard of Oz." - Oh.

- Madison, Madison, do you wanna come help clear up in the bar?

- You ready? - Yeah.

- Hey, guys. This is chocolate mousse.

Enjoy, you guys. - Thanks, Adam.

- This one's a little rich,

so don't feel like you gotta eat it all.

- Okay.

But there are starving children in Ethiopia.

- So romantic.

- Madison, Madison, you wanna come down to the guest cabins?

- Ugh.

Yeah, I copy.

- So in the master, floors aren't done.

- I did the floor on my... that cabin.

I literally got on my hands and knees and, like, scrubbed it.

- Yeah, well, there's garbage on the floor.

- Oh.

- I'm not saying this just because I like to be a bitch.

I'm saying this for a reason.

Madison clearly isn't capable of providing

the level of service that is required on a yacht.

- No.

Sorry, Jenna.

[ thunder rumbling ]

- Lightning.

- Where'd all this sh-- come from, eh?

- Roo!

- Oh, my God, it's gotta be so intense.

- Do you wanna maybe help her in laundry for a few?

- Yeah.

- I don't even know how to handle this right now.

- Good job today. - Thanks, you too, pal.

- I know laundry's important, but, like,

I should have confidence in you that you're doing the checklist.

- Babe, honestly...

- Please don't "babe" me right now,

because I'm getting reamed out because you're not

doing the floors, and I have to go back and fix it.

And I'm the one getting yelled at.

- What's up?

- Yeah, and I'm asking what is that's going on,

because I'm your boss.

[ thunder rumbling ]

- We're just having

- We're just having a conversation

about turndowns and laundry.

- Yeah, and I'm asking what it is that's going on,

because I'm your boss.

I'm tired of Jenna and, like, sh--ting on her number two.

That's me.

- I'm definitely not trying to be disrespectful, or...

- Yeah, no, thank you for checking.

- Yeah.

I'm sorry.

- It's okay. What can I take up for you?

- All that... yeah, that pile...

- This? This? - And all the things underneath.

- Thanks, doll. I appreciate you.

- I appreciate you too.

- Good evening. - [ gasps ]

- Good evening! - Hello.

- Georgia and I are gonna play a couple songs

while you eat dessert. - Ooh.

[ live music playing ]

- ♪ Let's step away for a minute ♪

♪ I need to tell you something ♪

♪ I'm here you to tell you that I'm in it ♪

♪ And that you're on my brain ♪

♪ It's been you since the first time ♪

♪ I heard you saying my name ♪

♪ I need you to tell me that you won't ♪

♪ Won't break my heart ♪

- Wow.

- Thank you! - Thank you!

[ thunder rumbling ]

[ laughing ]

- I feel like yachting is always gonna be my mistress.

I think my music is always my number one.

- That was a... you're amazing.

- Thanks, Cap.

- Is that your own music, really?

- Yeah. - Incredible.

- Thank you. - Wow. Blown away.

- So being able to play my music,

it really just feels good.

- Okay. Tell me what's going on.

- When I started yachting I was thankful

because I was getting paid well, and I was on a yacht.

You're seeing the world,

and I don't think it's as meaningful

to these girls as it was to me.

Most everything's clean.

...so you can definitely take nine hours.

- Good night, Carla. - Good night.

- Good night.

- Boundaries, I know.

- Don't get close to him anymore.

- That's the difference...

Paget and I, we've been together for four years.

- But that's the thing, that's what you want.

Like, you guys give a good rep to couples on boats.

That sh-- in there? How does that deserve respect?

Any redeeming qualities in there?

Mm, no.

[ thunder rumbling ]

- I'm only supposed to take a half-hour

after the guests go to bed,

but, like, don't tell me how to live my life.

- What's up? - So what's up with you?

- You wanna go look at the stars?

- Yeah. - Come on.

They're not even out anymore. - Aw.

This is nice.

- You wanna yacht forever?

- What do you wanna do?

- I could... I could totally see you in New York City.

I think you would fit in well there.

Madison may like me,

but I can feel that things with Kaiti are stirring up again.

[ phone beeps ]

So I have quite the conundrum.

- Yo-ho, time to go to bed.

[ alarm beeping ]

- It got cold all of a sudden.

- Glenn, Glenn, Pag. - Go ahead, mate.

- Just the transom to put away.

You happy for us to go ahead with that?

- Yeah, we're gonna fire up in two seconds

and start picking up.

- Copy.

- Hey, Georgia. - Mm?

- Last night when I interrupted you and Madison...

- Yeah?

- I think it's very clear that she sometimes

passes the buck off on you, and that sucks.

- I actually wanted to say thank you for stepping in there.

I really do love Madison.

But she's just emotionally charged,

and everything seems to be taken as personal attacks.

Whereas Jenna respects me enough to speak to me levelly.

I'm just trying to keep the peace.

- I mean, she needs to lead by example,

so just know that I saw that... I can see that.

- Thank you very much.

- Glenn, Glenn, Glenn. - Go ahead.

- Transom doors closed.

- Deck, deck, deck, let's get ready to lift anchor.

- Okay.

- We need to start getting the lines out.

- I'll start doing lines.

- Ciara should be coming up any second.

- I got this. - Okay.

- I got it. - Good morning.

We've gotta rinse the sides below the fenders.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Knock-knock.

Hi, I'm sorry, I thought you might be packing,

and these are your... - Perfect.

- I'm still waiting to find out if you love me.

- I do love you. - Well, then where's my coffee?

- That's gonna have to wait. You should...

you should get up earlier and have some me time first.

- No, Paget, I'm tired.

- Think it might be a snug fit, eh?

- Holy [bleep]. - Damn, son.

- We're going back to our assigned spot.

It's quite tight this time.

- If we're going in that space between the two boats,

then we'll have to get the...

somebody in the tender, off, you know?

- Yeah, of course.

- Jenna, Jenna, Pag.

Could we spare two of your ladies for coming in?

- Copy. Madison and Georgia, do you wanna head up there?

- Copy.

- It's gonna be a bit of a challenge,

so I want extra eyes back there to help,

because I can hit the dock or I can hit the other boat,

and that can be quite intense.

- I'm gonna put you in the tender soon, Ciara,

so let's hurry with the fenders.

- Pag, where do you need me?

- Can you go starboard side, please?

This side, one person the other side.

Just watch fenders.

- How am I lined up to come straight back?

- You're looking straight down there, Glenn.

Looking straight down at around 100 meters.

Docking's quite intense.

You know, we probably have maybe a meter either side.

- Holy sh--.

- Byron, what are the chains doing?

- Yeah, one shackle each side,

and they're starting to straighten out now.

- You're gonna have to come a little bit more

to starboard, Glenn.

You're moving a big, expensive piece of machinery,

and there's other big boats around you

that you don't wanna... you don't wanna hurt.

- Oh, that's a tight squeeze.

- Okay, Glenn, that's two meters to the boat on our port side.

- Look at that.

-[bleep]

- Oh sh--.

- Holy sh--.

- You need to give your bow a kick-around to starboard.

Okay, Glenn, that's 25 to stop, 25 to stop.

- Byron, what are those chains doing?

- Medium stay equal,

you got three and a half shackles on each.

- Nice job, Mads.

- Your spring, that's going on that left-hand bollard, okay?

- All the way to the left. - Yeah.

- Okay, that's 10 to stop.

- Copy 10.

- Arms up like a football post, yeah?

Nice job, Ciara.

- Okay, Glenn, starboard springs going across first.

That's two to stop.

- Let's get those nice and tight.

- They're good, thank you very much.

- That's tight.

- That was a good docking, there.

- That's... that's good. - Yeah.

- No, perfect, perfect. - Yeah, it was all right.

- Good job.

- Thank you.

- Sweating my balls off.

- Good job parking. - Oh, thank you very much.

- Incredible.

- In these conditions, it's pretty straightforward.

All in a day's work.

The guests are getting ready to part.

Everyone up on the aft deck, thank you.

- Did a great job. - Thank you so much.

- It was so much fun having you guys.

- This was an amazing experience.

- Thank you.

- We didn't know what to expect coming onto this boat,

and now we feel like family. - Jenna, you read my mind.

Adam, no words.

I mean, besides I need to get to the gym.

- And then before we forget, this is for you.

- Wow... oh, thank... thank you very much.

- Yeah.

- It's really, really, really nice.

- Thank you, guys. - Thank you, guys.

- Thank you. Thank you very much.

Have a safe trip. - Thank you.

[ horn blowing ]

- Charter five done, let's go!

[ cheering ]

- All crew, all crew, can we get everybody

in the saloon for a quick debrief of the charter?

Thank you.

- Yeah, copy that.

- Uh, deck department, it was tough for some people, I think.

- The beach barbeque was pretty tough.

- Yeah.

- At the end of the day, it's all a complete waste

of time if we're setting up in the wrong spot.

- Yeah.

- Well, the wind wasn't there when it was like that.

- Okay, so... well, but just let me finish.

So if it's out on the tip of a peninsula,

you're gonna get wind.

- Very good point. - I... I mean, it's...

I think it's done now.

I think we've done it successfully.

- Exactly.

- I think we can just emulate that the next time.

- Well, on that note...

- Sixteen. - Seventeen.

- Okay. - Eighteen-eighty each.

Tomorrow, I got a little surprise for you.

We're gonna relax a little bit. It's a day off.

- Ow! - Hey!

- In the afternoon, we're gonna take this boat,

we're gonna anchor near one of these beach bar clubs...

- Nude beaches? All right.

- And then we'll bring her back here the day after,

and get ready for the net charter.

- Cool. - Thank you so much.

- That is awesome. - Does sound awesome, eh?

- Okay, now let's do some champagne.

- Way ahead of you, big dad.

- When you cheers, you're supposed to look in your eyes.

- Yeah.

- If not, it's seven years of bad sex, isn't it?

- Eye contact, folks. - Eye contact.

- Yay!

- Paget, that was a big freaky.

- I... I don't need any more bad sex.

- That's a... - What do you mean, "Any more?"

[bleep] you!

- I have a little meeting with you to...

- Yeah, yeah.

- Oh, good, there's a wad of money on the table.

- So... - Okay.

So just a little... - Okay, so...

- ... debrief about the interior team.

- Okay. - Georgia's doing really well.

- Okay.

- I'm having some problems with Madison.

- Okay.

- I think that she needs to time-manage better,

start a job and finish a job.

So all of this sh--... - Mm-hmm.

- ...can't be sitting there. - Oh...

- So this could have all been prepared.

And I feel like she has the skills necessary

to be a good second stew. - Mm-hmm.

- However, when she's not sleeping properly,

that's a significant issue.

- I've noticed.

She's like, "Okay, I'm supposed to be on a break right now,

but frig it, I'll just keep going."

- Yeah, I think most of the time she's running

around really frantic. - Woo!

- She's staying up quite a bit later than is necessary.

- Can I see your hand, please?

- Telling me that she's exhausted.

Now there is a sideline thing

where she had feelings for Parker.

- That's why she's up until 4:00,

because he's on the 4:00. - I assume as much.

I'm not really sure.

- She needs to take her breaks. - Yeah.

- She needs to finish at a reasonable hour.

- Yeah. - ...and go to sleep.

Obviously we have an issue.

We have a job to do,

we have a boat to run, and we need somebody who's...

who's able to do it.

We're gonna have to find some sort of solution.

- Yeah.

- Are we looking at possibly replacing her?

- Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

- Yes!

- Where are all the girls at?

- I think I'm agreeing to a threesome.

My ex went to Universal Studios with Jenna.

- Stop laughing.

Am I a jealous guy? Yes.

It's disgusting.

This is the reason I didn't wanna start this.

It makes me ----ing sick to my stomach.

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